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# ^..^
(xaniac, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# i like this... click
You wanna fucking laugh
at a 17 month old kid been beaten to death.

Tell you what cunt, I'll fucking see you, whenever you want, and then we'll see if your still smiling you cunt.

Answer me this, do you honestly think its funny?

Does it tickle your funny bone, what that kid went through.

You think your "edy" and "Outrageous"..


Cunt.
(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Mon 17 Nov, 19:05, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# um...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# eh?
4to?

ma?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# EY UP?
(sarah90 >you, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Waaaaaaaat
Whaaaaaaaaaaat
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Show us the post
so we can join in calling you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8944618
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# OH YOU FUCKING CUNT!
jus' kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# A handbag???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# with my reputation?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# owo..
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# that's a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I'm both "edy" and "Outrageous"
... I'm also slightly fabulous ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Wow, threatening someone through the internet.
How very hard as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# right you
outside now!

... as soon as I get into a wifi hotspot I'm going to type your fucking head in mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# tell what cunt
gimme a min and ill get my blackberry out then well see whats what

anytimeok mate ill post my number if have to someday somethin ll happen to u and see how much your laughin
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# absolutley ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# pweety art
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# pretty
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# It's nice
but the JPEG compression ruins it a bit for me

GIF is your friend here, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# fucking perfectionists
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# GIF fucked my wife
No friend of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# what you want is not a GIF
you want a GILF
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Zombie Grandmothers
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Mmm,
delicious filters
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I don't think I actually used a filter for this
except possibly a minor blur
(xaniac, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i can see no filters were used.
you posterised right?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# me likes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# This is lovely
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# See the world in B3ta-Vision


CFB (over a meg FFS)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha!!
real office lol!
*clciks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ningles fella!
Did you and ivesc have a grand time on Saturday?

Wish we'd come now. We went to Lady S' mates and sat and watched telly.
And I was the only one drinking. Fucking rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# it was a good laugh!
a bit quieter then other bashes i've been to but still really good!

have to catch up at Doctor When's brum bash!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# quite...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *click*
that is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*asthma laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Asthmas is serious business!
I have run out of Salbutamol neé Ventolin!

*sparks up another cigarette*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# you know whats good for asthma....
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *takes inhaler from Ivesb's pencil case*
Cheers mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# wipe it off after please.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Will do fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# a zip?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# zips'll cure what ails ya!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# but I have ziprash
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *checks*
thats because it's a girly zip!!
it's the wrong way round.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# The reason why womens buttons are the opposite way round
to mens is because in the old days, women were generally dressed by their maids, and thus, their blousons would be done up from in front, so it made it easier to do up!

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# lazy bitches
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# LEARN WITH B3TA©
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Tell that to George Zip!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# plays bagpipe music
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Just don't get too Rowdy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# This is how the world looks to me now.
But then I live in a building full of pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I believe I like the thumbnail version better. Because in the large version, I can see she actually has a bikini on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# haha
:)
(sarah90 >you, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Brilliant.
BRAVO!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Best film ever.
If only for the fight scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Tiny alpaca is tiny
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yay for alpacas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# they should look out for bees
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# gerroff my flowers!!
*gets the spray*
lazy ladybugs....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# :D Much better than Llamas
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# arf!
merry b3ta day!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# why thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is true, they are not unicorns! Rubbish arrogant bastards!

Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Ta
x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ahah! :)
happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# thank yooo
ooou
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# they are if you throw a cornetto at them hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# too long

God edit: Thumbnailled. Click for big.
(FeedMeSeymour, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I sense something wrong in the matrix....
You dick!

Edit: Genuine LOL for the God Edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i can't click on anything
thank fuck for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Aye,
it is just a super long thin line.

The epitome of high brow internet humour!

He obviously doesn't realise that Internets is serious business :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# /\ this /\
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# no but it's pointless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i've never seen one that long before!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# You dropped this:
"?"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# delete this you pointless peasant
*edit* nice one god
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Yes.
I thought my browser had borked!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# who's ignoring you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I can't tell you,
cos she'll stop when she sees it her.

She knows who she is...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hmmm....
smash monkey?
EDIT: why are you ignoring me?!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# she won't see it
if she's got you on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Not that kind of ignore.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# if she's ignoring you then she wont see in this thread
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Not that kind of ignore!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hmmm..
What do you know???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I know it is KittyVomit :P
maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# You two are conspiring?
Or have I inadvertantly upset her??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it?

We are not conspiring, and I didn't know she was ignoring you! She wouldn't be for any reason I can think of.

I just figured it was in the last couple of days, so I checked that thread you posted, that I remembered she was talking to me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Over a week now!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# On what do you base this statement?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Cos it was last Tuesday since she last replied to me,
it is now Wednesday of the following week,Tuesday to Wednesday of the following week is usually over a week in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# You and your sarcy semantics ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# She's replied to other poeple in threads I've started.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# re spthat's a bit unpleasant, I try and at least reply haha to the original befoeaking in a trea
except if someone is being a dickhead
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# what the fuck?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# My thoughts exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i don't know how the hell i managed that one
it is supposed to be:

that's a bit unpleasant, I try and at least reply haha to the original post before talking in a thread.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Looks like some letters from the middle ended up in front there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Linux has probably fucked up or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# The joy of Linux :D
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I think that was just my effort at communication.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I know
Just trying to be provocative ;P
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Indeed, k3b/-\bby, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# she can't see it

[edit] aah then she's ignoring you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# still puts my paltry paint skills to shame....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I didn't like to say.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# that does it.
*whips out Blunderbuss*
eat hot nail death ya great northern pudding!!
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I would love to disagree....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# there's plently of hot Blunderbuss action for you too!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Whatever man! Whatever!
;)

How do Ivy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# three days left in this job!
so i'm good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# wow!
WTSF?
do they hunt these?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# That
is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# oh christ!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ....
Now that wasn't very grown up now, was it?
Go stand in the corner and think about what you just did...

You are nearly as silly as this person...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I think I love you Mr Chutney :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# haha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# yes! made my day
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaa!
gleeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i cant wait for too wide
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# NNNOOOOO!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# It's not even brown
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yes
.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# yay
for long thin posts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# who would have thought it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I did wonder
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# you about on friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Probably
There's a lot going on Friday
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Anyone know where the "I DON'T like this" button is?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yep,
it is written as ignore :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Thanking you sir.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Or hide,
for the 'not so bastardish' members
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I'll buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# too shit
more like
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# wtf..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# FOOTBALLLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Good
but lazy
(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# It's clobbering time!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Do you know what?
I don't care :D

2 squirrels youngsters are playing silly buggers in my garden and it is really cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I wish I had my phone
so that I could record them quickly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I meant cos he looks like the thing!!
from fantastic four.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Oh I see.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I think theo walcott is a man
Or is he a boy? it seems when he starts a game for arse/ eng, he is a boy, but when he scores he is a man! so is he a man or boy? ill answer my own quextion - man boy pig.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# just realised it makes no sense that the people arent moving
among other things anyway
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I like it.
It gives it a musical statues angle.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# maybe they think it's a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# They are standing still
in awe of the hands free hoover

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I would say that roomba is just moving at light speed,
and thus, the people appear to be not moving....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# that would be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Well yeah,
but you wouldn't be able to see it, so you would well stub your toe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# would your nervees have time to feel it?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# They can be messy sometimes, can't they?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Saw this on Slippery Brick today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Now you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# delicious spicy meats! Yum!
In high heels too!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Slutty pig!!


Edit: Not you Dave!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I even removed the tag . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Needs more Great... oh...um...
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# SHHHH!
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ;P
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# just checking the reply button works . . .
/tumbleweed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Yeah, likewise.
Sandwiched between you and Toats. Fucking hell, what shit timing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Look! LOOK!
You have a shiny new reply!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Aww thanks guv.
And yes. Ultra dorkage in the dweeb sector. I don't really know about Linux anyway. Only that it has a penguin or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Of course, I fully understand it
I fully understand itwhich is why my picture got on the FP . . .

/clearly hasn't the first clue


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# There is a Linux penguin badge on a beach in Sweden
if anyone finds it, please send it to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# is it yours?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# yes.
I often think of him.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# YAYS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
They should tax my milkman, he keeps leaving cream up my back passage...*clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hehehe I did this way back last week, will only go to waste..sorry!!!!!


Ningys to one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Whatho, Whato!
Whato!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# SPACE BIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# archie tag
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Oopsy :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
We've all done it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Fracas is such a great word
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# What a bummer!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ouch....
:p
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# You had me at anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Security blanket error in peanut kernel 2101950
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# GEEEEEEEEK JOOOOOOOOOOOKE!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# the second best thing you've done that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# not according to my populear posts in search
but . . . 'g'wan then!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Repost in my own thread?
FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# err . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Vampire Jew cast no shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# scooby scooby jew!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahahha!!1
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I don't understand why
but I like it!

yes I get the Linus/Linux, Peanuts/kernel, security/blanket thing

Waitaminnit...this is genie arse! (Takes a while for the grey cells to get going in the morning)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# do-do do do do,dooooo do
ahhhh that theme tune is nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Pfft!
You been stealing my posts for hummus? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Well it made his job easier at least :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Monkeon? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You'd better watch out you'd better not cry you'd better not pout I'm telling you why . . . IMMIGRANTS ARE FLYING HERE FROM THE NORTH POLE!

EDIT: CONTINUITY ERROR! Where did that bauble appear from!? C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
#
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout, I'm telling you why . . . LAPLANDERS ARE COMING TO OUR TOWN TO STEAL OUR MINCE PIES AND SHERRY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
Our precious pies!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# it popped out when he was fumbling with his "decorations"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# gleeeeeeee!
*pops one out* ewww! Mine's brown . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# anyone know where I can get a copy of that list?
I have diarrhea - it would be a shame to waste it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# It's freely available over on /links
sadly, the real travesty is that it got 'leaked' in the first place, not the actual content of it.
It's basically become the 'Ladybird book of facist spotting' with people automatically assuming
that those members agree with 100% of the BNP's policies and in the automatic
process, must be inherent bigoted racists etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i-spy
*ticks spider's web neck tattoo*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I tried the link
and it was gone... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'd like a copy too....
...who's got a live link?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# its on wikileaks.org
but the site is understandably overwhelmed at the moment
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# here you go:
wikileaks.org.uk/leak/bnp-membership-list.txt
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Google it
it's on thepiratebay and rapidshare amongst others.

It's freely available.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# or try here before its taken down
www.smoothound.org/leaked-bnp-membership-list.txt
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# But GTA, they're registered members
Their addresses and family details aside, they can't have signed up without at some point acknowledging that the BNP were "committed to stemming and reversing the tide of non-white immigration and to restoring, by legal changes, negotiation and consent the overwhelmingly white makeup of the British population that existed in Britain prior to 1948."

Although there is a Psychiatric Nurse on it called Mr Heironymous Allan Bosch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Is it a travesty?
I can understand why the BNP might not want this list released. After all, these people are entitled to certain protections under privacy law. But then again, the BNP is basically a white nationalist party, in itself little more than a front for bigotry, xenophobia and racial hatred. If someone was stupid enough to give the BNP their name, occupation, address and hobbies I think its safe to say that they agree with their policies. I really don't have much sympathy that these people have been exposed.
(MagicMoose, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# and we assume that all of the people on that list agree with all of their policies?
as of course, all labour supporters agree with 100% of what labour does, right? - etc etc.
The fact many are missing is that the BNP will now generate sympathy from this episode from many
people who will see these exposed people as 'victimised' by people harassing and threatening them,
who are - for the most part - supposed to be liberal and 'more enlightened' individuals who really should know better than exploiting this
and turning it into something sinister with the 'mob mentality' namecalling and threats.
Most members of any political party have the right to privacy and the ability to exercise their affiliation in the voting booth, they don't all
go out on the street shouting and denouncing everyone publicly.
I'm quite sure a majoirty of those BNP members on the list are the same, and choose to exercise their vote in the booth, not on the streets.
Do these individuals, probably people who haven't raised any form of storm in their local neighbourhood, really deserve harassment and
threatening calls because people have snooped a list and automatically assumed the worst about them?
I don't affiliate myself anywhere near the BNP or their 'aims', but find the principles being waived and exploitation of this list quite unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# big difference
Labour and Conservative are not single issue parties. And neither espouse extremeist views. So its quite possible that somebody might be a labour member while still holding diverse views about matters.

The one and only issue that the BNP are about is getting rid of the darkies. There is no use pretending otherwise.

Anyone who has signed up for BNP membership knows this too. I'm sure you might find *some* disagreement about how the nignogs should be gotten rid of. The moderates might merely beat them up and them back on the boat. The more extremes would probably advocate herding them into sheds and gassing them.

So in that sense perhaps you're right. Otherwise, pull the other one.
(MagicMoose, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'm scared to look in case I see someone I know's name on it
and have to go and beat them all types of up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# you're well known for your beatings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# you could wear a black sheet and black pillowcase
on your head


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Set a swastika on fire
on his front lawn
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I had a friend who joined the NF once
He came into the pub and said to one of his closest mates 'sorry Ackers, I can't hang out with you any more, I've joined the NF'. We all ripped into him so much he left the NF then joined the anti nazi league and set about beating up everyone he'd met at the NF.

Maybe he's up to his old tricks and he leaked it....
(teasus likes tea, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Good ol' Santa *clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# haha
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Happy Candlemas!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# fanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *dances around you*
1 today :D

MANY HIPPY CONGRATULATIONS

*sings*...

and you loook like onnnnne toooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# YEAH!!!!
*bops*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# this is wonderfunky!
I can't think of anything funny to say about it which hasn't been said -- perhaps I'll think on the obesity element and come back to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Oi! Santa! Ya fat knacker!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# yeah - but you're missing the BNG twist
Oi! Santa! Ya fat immigrant knacker!

*high fives for team work*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Ahem!
Oi! Santa! Ya fat immigrant housebreaking knacker!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# trying to curry favour by plying kiddies with toys
sneaking in to your house late at night when everyones asleep. its an IMMIGRANT PAEDOPHILE
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Every time you say immigrant paedophile
a Daily Mail journalist gets their wings
(Lord of Marzipan Fact: Clouds are worse than Hitler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha
good stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# bril
i ant

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
JM ftw

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# top
notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hhahahahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!
Congrats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Top Notch, Sir
and grats on the FP well deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ho ho ho ho ho
simply brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# excellent
IMMIGRANT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST WHITE CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
This story just gets better and better
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Arf!
Are you sure the second entry isn't just an idiot, though?
(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# what happened to continuity?
gloves and glasses on then off :P
(wireless_tommer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# didn't even need to see the bottom half :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Heh
Nice with the J Moult, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
#
A HappyToast FP. I never thought I'd see the day, etc.

Hampshire, though. Chock full of racists. It's hardly a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i've found someone i know
no joke. scary...
(Sebastiano, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Anyone else noticed ..
.. that when you put down "house slaves" on your Christmas wish list, you tend to get no presents at all?
(spinoza, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# "... that painting you stole from Picasso ..."


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# What's funny?
What the FUCK is so funny about my picture?

Eh?

What the fuck is funny about my picture, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Eh? and 'NING!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# NO ONE LAUGHS AT A VAGABOND'S PICTURES.
Which is bloody annoying 'cos I'm one of the funniest people I know*



*may not know many people at all - if any
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHA
HAHA
H



The colours are funny - are they not meant to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# You're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Nice!
Did you sort the Lloyds trip out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Not yet - Mrs Vagabond wants in, so I've got to tie her down
To a date.

Best of all the kinky dried fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Pfft!
Well when you do manage it, let me know how you enjoy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I coitenly will, Stanley - I coitenly will!
I'll no doubt harvest enough photos to shop for a month!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Morning all...
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# FRESH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Oi!
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Put an oink on it!
Marvellous, mornin' sir *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# What a great thing to see on logging on.
They're having so much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Now that's what I'M talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# whaha
sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# She's really let herself go...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Looks like she's on the mend.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# toap?
forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?t=623218&referrerid=0
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You really do post a lot of threads don't you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Ten since saturday
and 10 since 2 o'clock yesterday

So nur :P

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# yeah
but they're good . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Awww! poor sush . . .
*steals wallet*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Why thank you,
I was surprised Dawn French hadn't been done.

I was rather proud of my Cindy Crawford animation too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# wheyyy!!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# would
and slow down a bit chap, no need to spoil us all at once
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Yeh-haaaaaair!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Looks like George Burn's mum...
Morning Ninj!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# George Bum's murn?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Fine ta Moley
...and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
#

CFB

Since my previous post was considered too emo is this a more suitably happy scene?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# this is just top hole!
app.s f/ emo comm/.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# i find it very saddening.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# How is it sad?
It is just a couple out walkingtheir dog looking at a nice view?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# im all alone :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# aw
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Very nice :D
I now expect you to animate the dog pullling itself along on its arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I shall work on this after breakfast
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Hurrah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# If I had known you were around,
I would have mentioned you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
*cuts wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Brown suit... the hair...
It's The Doctor!
(Maynard Human After All., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# wrong dog
www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/k9/800/k9_01.jpg

ah shit, gis K9 safe search off. nsfw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Ahh true true...
(I didn't actually notice the dog when I first looked..)
(Maynard Human After All., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# what in the google image search (understandable) or that pic there^
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
#
but the dog is the best part of the drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Gnop of the mornin' to yah.


Anyone seen Tinsleworm yet?
(Maynard Human After All., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# only 'shopped pics please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha.
:)
(Maynard Human After All., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, I am really looking forward to it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# another "i definatly shopped this and didn't just cover my mate in chocolate sauce"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# oh right no.
new show. new mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I love Part Troll.
So I'm wondering if it can top that.
(Maynard Human After All., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# cockney classical music tiem!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha nicely!
And yes, saw it last night.

Twas quite good...
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# yes, for the most part, very good!
Hey, Asda.... I ain't gonna be your bitch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# great bit that :)
Prefer some of his older stand up dvds though...
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ...if anyone wants RS linkage just pm me

/Aaarrrr
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# he's pushing himself with these later stand ups, and for the most part it works
good to see he's not just resting on a tried and tested formula. I'd say tinselworm is more of an all round entertainment show than a straight-forward stand up gig.
Like a one-man variety show :)
/Loved the 'Duelling Banjos' section
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# haha yes
I thought the end was class too...

"Bill Bailey has left the planet"

At some points it got a bit too eerm experimental for my liking... still, as you say very entertaining, I recommend it to anyone.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# He's the Rick Wakeman of Stand up is Bill
The Prog-rock of Comedy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Now downloading.
Your word is worth a million minions :D

Ning Archie!

I watched Airplane! again last night :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# it's a top copy :)
and good to hear of more Airplane! watching :)
/The Frankie Boyle stand up is quite entertaining as well, although certainly NOT for the faint hearted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I didn't know he had a DVD out,
I shall download that henceforth and forthwith!

He is by far and away my favourite comic at the moment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Yeah, brilliant on mock the week
His stand up is quite good...

Gotta love the bit about "cancer" and "rape" being on predictive text.

Also quite liked Sean Lock's new one, I recommend you get that while you're at it :)

I watched Dylan Moran "Monster" again last night, still has to be one of my favourite of all time.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I really need to sort my comedy out!
I keep missing or forgetting these new shows!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# excellent shop
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# This has reminded me,
new IT Crowd :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I'm hoping to go and see it
but the prices are HUGE.

Have a copy of the DVd awaiting viewing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Quick bit o' kick soccer tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# i have no idea who he is but i appreciate this joke
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# His name is Didier Drogba.
He plays football for Chelsea.

He gives spare change to poor people from Burnley.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# he's a ballet dancer
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha
/oh god
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
*click clacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# been a while since I posted a cdc
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# He makes me so moist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Mmm, chips or mash, mash or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Chips in gash please.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Chimps gash
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Ning Ninj
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# DADDY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# awww how lovely!
i love orangs

thats why i get sad

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# The same as the populartion of Ballymena
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Problem solved,
move all the Orangutans to Ballymena!

They will fit right in with the locals....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# kill them all
they smell
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# that's the spirit!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahahah
excellent name you have,sah :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# nice,
in a tragic way...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i know :(
there's nothing cuter than a baby orang playing rucksack
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# a baby orang playing with my nutsack?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Cheesey mash FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I had chips with my dinn-dinns tonight.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Mash!
Chips are so over-rated.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Good query
Ning Sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Ning Bilbo
Chips AND mash, now there's a thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# chips pls, fucking starvin.
PS anyone else other than me think that Nick Griffin is no more than a gnop version of John Barrowman?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ahahajajajajajajaajajahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# pfffff
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# looks like he is swilling mouthwash round his mouth
oh and the obvious choice is chips
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# monkey tennis
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Ning Monty!
Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Ningles MAIOF!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hungry.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I am also hungry.
But I have no bacons, Eggs, Sausages or Blancmange!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# i'm at work.
ordered fish, potatos and pees.

this is not food.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Fish is good foods!
But not as good as Beef foods and Venison Foods and Wild Boar foods.

Potatoes are wicked cool! Mostly in Croquette form.

Peas are only good if they are cheesy!

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# i've been in the library since 7pm
i'm dying for real food.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Order a Pizza!
But make sure they send you one of yesterdays, as day old pizza is the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# not bad idea. i've only got another 800 words to write then i'm going home to eat bacon till i pass out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# BAD JEW BOY!
You may not actually be Jewish, but if you were, eating bacons would make you a bad jew boy....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# your clever arguing has caught me coming AND going
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Yay! I win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ning
would you prefer to be called red, or sushi, or redsushi? (or whoop whoop)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I like the name Tarquin.
Please call me Tarquin McSmittherington!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# too long
ed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT ED!
Who is this Eddie Fingers fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# he's a major troll on this board
keeps on shopping pics of my wife from my profile and then being really creepy- wanting to be my friend- reminds me of Alan Partridge's no.1 fan
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Pfft!
What is really scary is that there aren't even any pics of your wife in your profile! ;D

He was gazzing me yesterday, very strange.

Are you from Greenwich? I just figured from your QOTW answer mentioning Deptford that you may be....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I had to remove the pics in the end
not from Greenwich- sarf lahndahn? nah mate.
Originally a North London ponce who saw a lot of standup in the '80s and '90s and then emigrated to Suffolk.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Ah I see.
Well you prolly got out of London at the right time!

*puts on stab vest to walk to the shops to get milk*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ring tone?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Why would I want to call Tony?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# no michael.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# SPELL MY FUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU KNOBBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# it took me a while to spell my own all the way through.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# It took me a long time to learn to spell my full name, i was about seven or eight before I could spell it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# And yet you still expect me to take advice
from you on OS's?

Ha ha ha! Tard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# it doesn't crash, it doesn't have annoying updates
I can download videos of someone arsefucking a ferret and the virus that comes with it won't damage anything because there is no windows there for it to damage.

and i'm dyslexic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Oh I see.
So you were looking for pictures of peanuts characters and ended up with Linux?

I have never had a virus infect my computer in my life, as I have a decent anti-virus.

Updates aren't automatic on my sustem, and my computer very rarely, if ever, crashes!

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# well done, you jumped through a bunch of hoops and ticked the appropriate box
in some memory wasting graphical interface to turn the updates off.

Antivirus is another process running in the background.

really doesn't crash? do you use more than 10% of your cpu?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Not often I don't think.
It sounds to me like your problem is that your computer isn't really powerful enough to handle everything you are running, which is hardly Microsofts fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# my comps are fine and I have seen far more problems with people
running vista and xp than I have ever had.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# KISS MY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# *kisses*
have you been at the anchovies again?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# no.
I don't know what that smell is. I've tried all sorts. I even tried eating apples.

They're not as nice as boiled eggs, unfortunately. With anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hmmm... *scratches chin*
i love a good mystery!
*dons sluthing hat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Sherlock Ives and the Great Anchovies Secretion Mystery
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# *slaps*
quiet watson!
i'll think of the mystery title!
lets go!!



the smell is following us..
*looks through magnifying glass*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# This reminds me
I must watch that series again
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I watched them all again recently.
My flatmate was away for the weekend, and I discovered that it's the only decent DVD that he owns. The rest are subtitled eurobabble.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Buy him this for the future:
It will be the greatest 5 pounds you ever spend!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
#
Brilliant films
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# You aren't wrong!
I watched Airplane again last night :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# :D
I already have them. I'm a Leslie Nielsen geek, thanks, Shirley.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I still have a bunch of Leslie Nielsen VHS' in a box somewhere
Loved 'em as a kid...

Wrongfully Accused is the first one of his I ever got.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xVr5AJz2xNo

:D
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I always forget how rude the films actually are
every time I don't watch them for a while :D

Have you ever seen this? It is by the same fellas who did Airplane!:

www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/158500/Kentucky-Fried-Movie/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# 'NINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Gorilla Golf!
More ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Hosteling with Chris Eubank?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Pimping with Sam Allardyce
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# 'ning
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I love you
in a way
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# what way is that?
*fears for his anus*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Jealousy does not suit you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# no
but this hammer does
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 'nings!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Ning Monty!
Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Rules are meant to be broken
(murek101, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# How very strange
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# As Freewheelin Franklin once said....
Smoking grass and drinking beer is like pissing in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Whatever turns him on.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# haha!!
i likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I've got the wife, the other women and the whiskey killing me
The first two make is so that I see red, the third one makes it so that I can't see
If I had half a brain left after my debauchery I'd give up the other women
and the dubbel-ewe aye eff eee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# join the french foreign legion.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# worst. holiday. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
#
This person looks like the only rule he's ever broken is walking across the park instead of around it on his way to the shops to get his mummy 4 pints of milk. One pint at a time, on four separate journeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I've been pissing in the wind!
I chanced a foolish grin!
And dribbled on my chin!

Give me a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Most excellent
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)

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