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# Walnut anyone?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I can smell your spicy walnuts.
Woo
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I'm...uhh...allergic
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# This is awesome
:D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I allways thaught this when I was young
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# a great game to play at christmas time
is to use a knife to open a few walnuts,
eat the nuts,
then glue the shell back together
and replace in the bowl
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I like to do a similar thing with christmas crackers
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i like to replace the shitty plastic gifts with something people might actually like
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# You're not meant to eat the toys
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# you're not meant to play with your food, either
but fuck it
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# you're certainly not meant to fuck your food
silly boy
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# (realises mistake)
(fucks toy)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I like to do a similar thing with the skulls of my relatives.
Not many left now to enjoy the joke, though...

*EDIT* When I say 'a similar thing', I'm guessing, cos the pic (most of the pics, actually) is (are) redexing on this fancy new magic work laptop. I'm on the sickrik mirror at the moment, if that's any explanation.
Not that I was asked for an explanation. Guess I'm just one of those explainers.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :)
edit: the pic is of two chimps spitroasting a dead pig,
i didn't want to judge you or your family, so i kept quiet. now that you've explained i feel a swell of relief
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Relief indeed. My original post still stands!
I had this terrible feeling I'd told a fib for a minute there.

Look, it's nicer than sodding turkey, OK?

*does a festive Eiffel Tower with co-roaster*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck
I'm going to do this, but leave little notes inside.

Maybe saying "IOU one walnut".
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
"Does Not Contain Nuts"
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# or
may contain traces of nuts
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i shall be doing this
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Best if you can pop in a fat beetle before glueing back together
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Ringo?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Or a condom full of jizz
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# ewwwwwwwww
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I went too far again didn't I?
*hands over coat-check ticket*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# *shakes head*
*walks away*

*looks back*

*shakes head*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *reads ticket*
apparently this really is a coat!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I like to put a little suprise back in before gluing . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Yummmn . . . brain food . . . I go nuts for brain food !
Yes . . . it is all that it's cracked up to be . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# tasty!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Me dogs just farted
I feel queesy
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Queesy is a stupid name for a dog
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# if my dog farted, i'd worry
i haven't got a dog.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# My retarded cat farts sometimes when I pick it up.
Vile beast.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Can some one tell me how to spell mold as in "the cheese is old and moldy"
is it mould or mold?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Either or either are correct and acceptable.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Mould = UK
Mold= US

Moid=
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# get moid outta here u bumcrumb!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i thought it was injection moulding and infection mold?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# no
As Fishcat said
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# stupid spelling
thanks to all the above ppl ^^
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Too lazy to finish it. She looks better with a little hair anyway


(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Spearchucker?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I smell racism!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# None implied--just a play on the name
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# This is without a doubt,
my favourite clip ever :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# good lord, he's annoying
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# if i remember rightly
he's just a child actor
it's a grab from a video installation
i will endeavour to remember the artist
chuck something i think

edit: Chuck Close
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *googles*
Wow, interesting stuff - although there probably is a Chuck Close plugin for Photoshop somewhere
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# well I know theres a b3ta one:
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# LETS RACE IT!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# FAT BRACELET
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# she'd look better with a plate in her head
to cover the bullet hole.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# fuck me i'm sad
i keep looking at the disc thinking it should be the deathstar
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I keep looking in the background to see if Henry's there
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# me too.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Don't worry, that's what I looked for first too.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
me too.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Millennium Falcon, here
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Is it Casual Racism Monday?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# fuck off paki
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# That is not the case
This thread is a black tie affair and I am wearing a long posh frock.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# BLACK tie?
racist
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# It was for me last Saturday
at some party I was at for some reason.

I wonder if white people in America are thinking "Well, black people, you've got a president so stop whining, porch monkeys."
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Some, surely--but if that were the prevailing sentiment
obama would never have been elected. So use some reason.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I really do like her complexion !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Crappy doodle...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ooh cool :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Thanks. :]
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# That is nice
:D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# the bit just where the lightening is leaving the cloud is ace
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Oooh, thank you.
:]
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# p-p-p-p-puppy power!
crappy doodle-doo!

no, actually it's most woo :-)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahah
Thank you. :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# you have angered the sky gods!
i mean this is nice.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Pffthahah
thanks.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Thats aces of aceness
I'm stoned enough to be convinced that flower is spinning =)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Haahahaha
Thanks. :]
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Lightstring is striking again !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# :]
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *shoots self in face*
i know this must surely have already been done,
but i had to :(
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I don't remember ever having seen it :D

But apprently some dickhead has done it before!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Micto has me on ignore, someone let him know I did it once :P

Nicely done, though :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Wipe your face, you dirty boy :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# behold the sock of justice!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# For great justice!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i also seem to remember licking the end
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Great stuff :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Richard knew that his lack of faith would eventually disturb someone
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!

Also, when did Tim Burgess become a Science professor?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# when he printed the certificate off of t'internet
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I am gonna do that if it means I get my own tele show!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Dunno but he's the only one I know
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# gah!
i was thinking 'but he was in james'
then i realised i was thinking of tim booth
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# The man is a charlatan!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# haha, nicely
I'm making chese on toats - and I shall eat some in your honour.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Excellent.
I wish he'd do Thought For The Day.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Splendid.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# genius
click
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# DUCKCORE
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# YEAH YEAH YEAH
DUCK RAMPAGE!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# My money is on the flying bomb-dropping duck with wheels and a gun.
Woo
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# COREDUCKS !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# true story, that
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# DUCK !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Battle ducks?
The arch nemesis of battle chickens?
I love these!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# duck!
*hits on the head with a bomb*
well, i told you to duck!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# if i ever grow tired of these
kill me
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha. that is beautiful.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ta :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hank the tank stopper !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I saw a bloke walking along looking alot like Henry
Had to explain to the missus what I was laughing at.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# shrineriffic
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Somebody had to stop them !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha what
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# rather
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# pffffft
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# coming to a back page ad of the daily mail soon
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oh my Gadd!
This gets a click :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# thank you :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ZOMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ARESNAL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I imagine that they are selling like hot pockets !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Okay, so i need more practice :(
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Is his name Lester?
*hides from spanging pans*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ARGH
and so you should...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# At what? Breeding?
not shoppage - I promise!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i likes

so does the wolf possum
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I always wondered if pigs could fly . . .
how would they . . . this is a clue !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# what is that from?
very nice sir :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# That is excellent :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# What a lovely dream...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# It's a trap !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# o0 o0 o0 is the key in her eye?
Who did the custard pie version of this?
Woo!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I did!

The key is in Arther Scargill's anus.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# YAY I LOVE THAT!
*CLICKS HARD*
why hasn't this been FP'd? b3ta have you no shame?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
woo to both pics
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# a little twisted of me, given the circumstances he was under
but I thought he was hot. even when he was dead. Dunno. He just had a cute body.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's full of win
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Unleash the pies
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# text in for your chance to
make the trap snap shut

*kerchingggg!*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Tis but a dream. One day though, one day - champagne in the garage.
*Sigh*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# what strapping arms she has
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# All the better to destroy your community with
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# and to remove milk from the mouths of children
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# what is that from?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# SAW VI: Old Bitch Gets It
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# and what is it really from
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# one of the Saws
II i think
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ah, they are shit
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# 1 and 2 were cool
3 and 4 was bullocks.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# SAW II
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# started watch that, it was shit
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Who is that?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Merkin here
is that why?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# you are not discomeats...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hey, I never claimed it as my own
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I
now need to clean the vomit off my keyboard.




bastard
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Too soon? Only I'm fuckin sick of this story already.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Whose face is that?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# a toddler who was beaten to death
Type in Baby P in Google for full horrific story
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# this ^
living under a rock is mighty cold at this time of year * shivvers*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I don't know if he'd have heard the news story in America.
And if he has, maybe he just hasn't seen a picture of the child.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i've never seen the child before



your honour
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# If by "living under a rock" you mean
unaware of the latest UK tabloid flavour of the week then... er... fuck I forget what I was trying to say
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# roll up, roll up
getyourtabloidsacrificialgoat'ere all prepped and ready to burn at the next burst of moral outrage

*coughsplutter* turnspurplein anoutraged leftish outburst
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# exactly that
i don't watch tv, infact i don't have one here, I barely listen to the news and reading gives me terrible brain ache :(
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# onan will save him
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# pffft
Conanism
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# drat
loses leafy picture of conan the arboreum

with pine cones
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# what is that from?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# UHF?
Conan the librarian
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# The original clip is from UHF
A spoof trailer for Conan the Librarian...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# ah ok
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# The Back-up Dancers Were A DEAD Giveaway!!!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hehe
I sort of know what's going on here.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# seams like it was live to me!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# shame one of them is dead
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Agreed!!!!!......The fucking MANAGER was the bastard. The 2 guys wanted to blow the whistle but he wouldn't let 'em.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# and eventually one of them topped himself as a result
the world can be such shite sometimes.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# The guilty party.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# leave britney alone
can happily report i have never seen x factor or that fucking jungle thing.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# this also
I was talking about Milli Vanilli
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# oh!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# X . . . marks the ____ !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# seams?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# milly ma ningy
she looks like cher
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# =)
S eaml es



s
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Taht took me far to long to spot!!


(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# What gave it away?
Her lips not being in sync?
Her sounding exactly like the recording being played on the radio?

Or her needing a real microphone when being interviewed.
These days a lot of artists use the headset mic. Its easier than (re)training them to hold a mic to their mouths when they are supposed to be singing.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] As for the suit, it wasn't cheap...

Not tremendously original and only loosely fits the criteria. I think I'm going to fit in just fine here.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely done!

Welcome!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Ha!
Pretty nicely done, kitten my shop with a chair in the fuck.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hello
and fear not the Nazi's of the Board for this needs a woo =)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I thought that there might be a Joker clause in his contract . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Good stuff!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Hahahah
Nicely! :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Marvelous!

(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# *click*
ho ho ho!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Eeeees niiiiiice.
De man from Del Monte - he say 'yes!'
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# A quick Riseree afterwork


cfb
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Ooh :D
Lovely stuff, as usual!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I like this.
But I don't know why.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Ooh lovely, i recognise that building from somewhere, even though it probably doesn't exist.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I think I also recognise it,
so it may be LOTR or Gormenghast?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I was thinking LotR
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Lesbians on the Railroad?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Nuts on the road!
Nim nim nim!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Does that mean anything?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# alright lads?
nuts on the road
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I think that's a flavour of ice cream over here.
Sorry, I mean a FLAVOR.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# NO RETARD
That's ROCKY ROAD


Which is GROSS
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Ah, you're not wrong
I was thinking of "Sack'o'nuts"
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# What does it mean??
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# No, you're on the Railroad.



...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Think better than both of them
though Gormenghast takes some beating.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I refuse to believe that there is anything better than Gormenghast
in the whole history of ever!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I dunno, its up there with Rama
but Kings finest beats its by a good mile.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Don't think I have heard of that.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Arthur C Clarkes
other good series =)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I tried to torrent the BBC version of that
but it was going to take something like 200 years to download...
...which was a huge relief really, because it stopped me potentially breaking the law. I've certainly learned my lesson, that's for sure.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Its was
rather good the bbc one, should get the full movie treatment though just to get the house right.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# You may be right,
but as usual, the books are never gonna be beaten.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# ^^
This
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *unlurk
'tis the durj dubai, scheduled for completion next year. already the tallest man made anything ever.
www.burjdubai.com/
edit: *relurk
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# nope
but my word thats an awesome thing
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Brings to mind . . . the future past . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ?
Is that the citadel from half life 2?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Tis the season..
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# IT'S REACHED CHRISSICAL MASS!
IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Oh, and spang!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# LOLARSENAL!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Plymouth got Arsenal in the Fa cup! :O
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Srsly?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# FA cup is soccerball, Honey.


Don't pay it no mind.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I knoooow!
x]
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# But you shouldn't!
You're young.
A girl.
An American.
A b3tan.
It just don't add up!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Wait, are the dolphins playing the giants in a mid season play off with one field goal left to decide the something?!
Oh, no, wait, i don't know jack about American rugby.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I think the begining of that sentence actually made sense
and then it deteriorated. :p
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
But I do! XD
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# It is ok,
Burnley are beating them so you will be fine!

(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Haha, yays!
I don't want to win, i want to draw, so i can go and see Arsenal.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# No you don't.
They are twats.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# someone's asking for a slap.
nicely mr dot
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# aren't I always?



Cheers matey.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Pfft
hahahah
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Howdy :3
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hai.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# needs a drum roll
woo =)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Mass Chris Happy . . .
to you too !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I finally gots the internet back :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# gleee
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# this glee was intended for the banana below
apologies
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# So . . . you gave him a good stiff belt . . .
he prolly likes it !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# yay
likes muchly:D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Have a not-worth-own-thread of Britney Bellyface.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Great for slow dancing midgets !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# bellys gonna... oh too late
bottom left - is it a duck or a rabbit shadow puppet?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Inevitably:
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# is that zoe fatball slim?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# It's sheehan's face
ON A LAYDEE BELLEE
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# i mean who the lady?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I don't know.
Sheehan posted his pic so I googled "bare stomach" or something, on The Google.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAARE!
lol
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# holy ZOMG shit
it does look like her
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# In Soviet Russia pussy eats you!


(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Indeed !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hmm
that's strangely erotic
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# LURKALERT
top lurking there :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
licks lips :O
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahahaha what?
*runs from scene*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# my squildo just got a good graping
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hehehehe!
where can i purchase such a woman?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Buckle-eyed Reg?
I don't get it!




Woo!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Shut upi you fool!
;)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# It was the unsuccessful follow up
to Cotton-eye Joe.

*bang bass drum manically*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Old pop in an oak?
Why do I know these things!!!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Isn't that...
... Blank from Final Fantasy IX?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# happy banana
loves to whistle
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# That is just lovely
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha doesnt he just
This is wonderful
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha... blobLOLS
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I took the photos for this, I killed many blobs :(
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# It certainly is.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# yay for fruits!

FLY MY PRETTIES!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
/ac
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ac ac ac - pop eye impression?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# No, it was just in my /ac
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# haha
*ducks*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Very a peeling !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# He's slipping away!!
Woo!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Haha
Nice, that's one slippy banana!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Aww look at the cute little banana
Chronicles of 'nana, ya?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Bobo . . . wants your happy banana !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# OH NOES!!!
little happy banana in danger:D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
what a friendly whistling banana
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha
hooray!

Edit: and a well-deserved fp :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Lully stuff!

oh hai popular banana!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
effing excellent!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# *whistles catcalls*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# hahaha---------bloody brill :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Awwww
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# and after a nice long walk, he has to have a little rest
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Awwwwwww
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# AKA . . . Pinkie
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# cuuuuuuuuute!
would
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Congrats on the FP, it's a lovely piece of work! :)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Oh what a happy bannana!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Aww!
He is sweet
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# he is rad and cute.
it just got FP'd, nice one.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# woo
that's spiffy
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# congrats on your fp!
and sorry for replying to the wrong picture
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# This is now the happiest place on the internet
FP woo!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# This has filled my heart with joy :)
how lovely
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaay
:D :D
thanks!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Aww
What a happy banana!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Argh
It's like a bananery face-hugger!

woo/congratz :)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Shirly you can get this one?


Sorry about the size and clickyness
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Clicky!
Can she see Tigers?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Not in Kenya
We have lions
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Taking the "cena" out of cenaris
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Think about the dog
Think about the song...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Africa lols
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Oh dear!!


Woo!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Now . . . they're now on Safari !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# *glees*


We have 'snow'- we're all going to die!

(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# well, you see, the stupid people have forgot that last year there was snow
they need to be reminded of snow fact and snow dangers

(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# There was snow last year?!
That'd be mental!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# what? there was snow last year?
I thought it was only this year

/has forgotten already blog
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# BEARS???
AAAAAAAAGH!
*flees*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Bears...
with knives and asbos and funny accents and food made from things no sane british person would even think of eating
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Those foreigns.
They think they are so smart because their food doesnt consist solely of some combination of meat, vegetables, and the juices of same heated in a pot
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# what?-where's this global warming we've all bin promised?
:)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# that is only true if the supermarkets are packet
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Shush...
That's next week when we get the next eighteen snowflakes.. don't spoil the suprise
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Pfft!
Too true. *clickety*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# wow... clickety?
you are spoiling us mr ambassador
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'll have it back if you don't want it!
Mm chocolate
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# You might not want it...
I've licked it.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Women.....and cars?!??!?! ARRRGGHHHH!!!!!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
Geniune lollage!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Its funny cos its true
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Slick !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# "it's"?
Sack that sub-editor!
And take a woo from the glass jar on the desk!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Requested by Discomeats

riding motherfucking harleys
on fucking fire

with fucking rocket engines

and fucking dodging dinosaurs with laser eyes commanded by flying cyborg sharks
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# hell yeah!
:D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I guess I coulda done better . . . but I ran outa brainstuff . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I'm thinking if we had a big hollywood superstar to play the squirrel
the rest would just create itself

for about $80M USD of course
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Yeah . . . Llike Rocket J. Squirrel . . . or Jackie Chan . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Jackie Chan VS Laser Dinosaurs in Shark Apocalypse
why, it just might work!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'll have my people call their people who in return will call your people . . . people !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# you need to come off the LaVazza mate!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*thud*

O_o
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
nighty night!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# SLEEP TIME NOW WILL SLEEP
*sleeps*

SLEEP TIME OVER, AWAKE TIME

*awakes*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I WANNANOTHERCUPPACOFFEE
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I ate too much and now I feel very very sick...
However, this is making me feel much better!

YAYS!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Crikey!
Woo!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# doesn't get more hardcore than this :D
Fuck yeah....
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# It could have cocks on it
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Was not in the origanal request . . . shame huh . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I don't see how poultry could have improved this pic of hardness....
:p
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# a rooster would make the squirrel broody
thus creating competition to be the dominant male between the cock and the dinosaurs, resulting in DINOSAURS RIPPING APART A COCK

which is super-hard!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Plus . . . don't forget the . . .
commanding flying cyborg sharks !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# and daggers
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# that squirrel's a total cock.
he lives 'round my way, always nicking the other squirrels' nuts.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Nothing worse than a nut nicker !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
All total awesomes!

Apart from the static squirrel, he's mischeviously static.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# He is the star without a stunt double . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# yeeee-haa
hot harley action:D
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Nuts . . . get'em while their hot !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# this is 60,000 types of woo!
WIN WIN! WIN!!!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Needs a good mechanic !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# That's pretty much what started it . . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Needs more tits

woo
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# This is true !
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

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