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# I hate these damn Jedi boogers...


Click for .mpg with saber sounds :)
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahah
It's a shame your scanlines are so prominent though, I feel like I'm perving on him through a venetian blind...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Talk about piss....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Award winning mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ok.
In Pre-Colonial Peru, the Inca washed their children's hair with urine as a remedy for head lice.

Urinating on someone or being urinated on for enjoyment is known in fetish parlance as "water sports".

Wolves, bears, apes and other mammals use urine to claim territory, communicate eligibilty for mating, body size and other individual characteristics.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# does it really work on head lice?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# me no know, me only know what internets tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *slowly starts to weep*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Urine stops people crying FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# QUICK!
*watches crotch in readiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *polishes monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Not if
you wee in their eyes
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Google doesn't know
But I found this:-

Here are a few Natural Cures for Lice. For your head lice wash your hair with vinegar. It will kill all the nits in two days. Apply coconut oil to your head after shampoo and condition. Also add ten to fifteen drops of tea tree oil into shampoo bottle and use it daily. You can rub Listerine mouthwash on your head. This will kill all the lice. Massage your head with mayonnaise and comb it after two hours. This will kill all the lice and their eggs. Apply a mixture of lemon and butter on your head, wait 15 secords and then rinse your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Right *saves for friend*
she's got two boys in primary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That's just a recipe for making hair salad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Fantastic concept!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# A while ago I was trying to think of one of the most gag-inducing things would be to eat
and I thought it might be 2 slices of white bread, spread with butter and sandwiching a massive clump of dry hair clippings swept up from a hairdresser's floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# sounds a bit dry,
how about the pus from all the spots on an acne-ridden teenager's face as a dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Silly Barbarossa, recipe is not remedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Apply coconut to head repeatedly.
Wait a sec 'natural cures' Listerine? From the Listerine tree?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That would be quite a good bloggy project actually...
Each day you have to trawl the internets for various facts and things, and then lead your life that day as if those facts were the gospel truth of the world.

And then post the outcomes for all to mock.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# So me drinking piss then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Photos or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It's not that bad.
Not that I've quaffed great huge pint glasses of it.

I reckon you'll be alright. Go on. Film it.

And then afterwards, turn to the camera, wipe your lips with a satisfield smile and say something utterly hilarious about Magners 'Irish Cider'. Because we all know what it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha does that mean I have to pop a few icecubs in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, and then give it to the nearest Mick (I'm allowed, I'm partial)
and see if THEY can taste any fucking apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i'll let you know
i have occasion to visit a chum whose child is noted for them, i'll piss on the little bugger next time i see him and see if it works, or maybe just tell his mum that i've caught them and put on my kagool
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Stunning dedication to the cause, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oh, peeping Toms..
If you click it, big is what you get (2.6 MB mpg ;-) )

I see what you say about the ventian blinds effect: I'm very shitty at making proper small sized .gifs though, so I always have to resort to those darn scanlines.
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I just watched the mpeg, It rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
that makes it even better
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Ooooh that's clever.
Does anyone else feel like they're stalking someone that really likes venetian blinds when people post these sort of gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# the only time i don't see the world like that
is when i'm on here
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D
How goes it, lovely chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# not at all bad my sweet
may i also take this opportunity to compliment you on your choice of curtains, i'd change the ones in the bathroom though frosted glass really isn't as opaque as you think
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D if the curtain's up it's my own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *ponders venetian blinds for your monitor
as a viable product*

"Is the Internet Morally Shocking for you?
Are you used to peering through blinds at the neighbours when seeing if they are up to no good?
Would you like to view naughty sites but from the moral comfort of pretending that you're spying on them for their own good?
Then you need Internet Blinds!
- as sold by Julie Moult (she's an idiot)"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Or Inter-Net Curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hmmm capture the traditional market
I like the taste of your brains!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Also ideal for voyeurs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I have barcodes tattooed on my retinas
so I don't see these gifs at all.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# love it
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I for one would love a lightsabre finger
hehe nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# That's brilliant but makes me feel somewhat queasy
/not good with noses blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# do they keep you awake at night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yes they do
Well, mine does
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# you must house-train it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# nnnnnnuh *pokes in side with nose and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# oi
that's my sore patch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Oh aye?
I'm listening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilly Ants!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
nice! :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
have about a million* clicks :)


*one
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ideal for cauterising runny noses, nosebleeds, frontal lobes, etc.
Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Accidental leucotomies ahoy....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha aces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Ha!
Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks all for awesome replies :)
Seems it was at least worth tying small chopsticks to my fingers as to have some indication of where the saber-glow had to go :D
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# How did you get the small chopstick up your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# No chopstick poking my brains
:D

There's actually a very small split in which I take my finger out of my nose, connected the chopsticks, and then went back to the same position with my hands, with the end of the chopstick sticking in my nose.

Damn, now I'm feeling like a magician telling how he pulled off a corny magic-trick :)
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# How did you make sure you were in the same position?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# By not getting insane when it didn't look alright :)
Lots of tweaking and re-shooting; So sortof trial and error.
I think it even took me the most time out of it all (to get those shots aligned).
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ooh
Nice work, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# stunnin'sabre boogy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's marvelous...
Well done, you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# nothing topical-just want to show off me shiny choo-choo
just bin polished:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Lovely chuffing!
Looks like the wheels are a bit loose though...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# this^
without the wheel issues
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Just trying to be constructive...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hehe
it's not the wheels that are the problem it's the track, i know about these things i live in hatfield
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# toot toooooot :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I know you have another woman
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# So that's how the kids are calling it these days eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# TO THE BANDWAGON!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Squirrel with jets!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Well it looks like a JJ post, and it has a squirrel in it...
and yet it has no breasts.

I demand an explanation!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# WOOOOOOSH
"A what? Spy? Saboteur? Fascist? All of the above."
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# The Rocketeer!
Further proof that Timothy Dalton + Moustache = bad guy
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I secretly love that movie:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I OPENLY love that movie!
It's one of my faves.
Right up there with Raiders of the Lost Ark.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Raiders
Is one of the best films ever made ever, FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# And through a spectacular twist of irony:
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is one of the worst.
*goes off to watch King Solomon's Mines..... at least it has John Rhys-Davies *
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Alas!
This is true...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that film
watched it again a few months back

Great sunday afternoon fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# THat's why you were typing one handed on b3ta that day huh?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I do that most of the time
the guy opposite me is sooooooooo lush
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# HAHAHA I just noticed your sig:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Did you see
that in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yay that was excellent
although being a punkette from the 80's I'm not getting embroiled in the "Punk was Shit" debate because obviously if it wasn't for Punk and New Wave this discussion in the context of modern music would not even be relevant because all modern music would be Country and Western/Disco shit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Yes obviously a question that needed an essay reply:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Wooho 'ZZZOOOOMMMM'
yay I like this much
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Awwwww, that's really cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# haha
great :)

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hehe nice :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Everything will be OK - the navy SEALS are on the case...

Just noticed the polar bear behind it... Spetsnaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Herbicide wants a word., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Who wants a date with my big black mamba?


Click for bigger (165KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# This man
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# talking about a 'data transfer'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# more like hard drive amirite
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Oh how wonderfully acceptable!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oh fuck
In other news:

I'm apparently in a music video:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JibH_Y8JOww&feature=related

Mate sent me this and at 2:20 a (poorly) animated GIF of mine appears...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Now would be a perfect opportunity for someone to link to that site that creates a sniurl for youtube clips at a specific timeframe.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# That'd be a grand thing and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I was being ghey
It is very real.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I never doubted it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# congrats
your royalties will be 8 drachmas and a slice of reindeer salami
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# mmmmm gamey
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# What shit music
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha they've even left on the tag!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You're FAMOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Apparently (from 2:40 in):
"Labor [sp] Aristocrats have luxuries like:
-Split Level Ranch Houses
-SUVs
-Wii/Nintendo [?only those?]
-Cell Phones [oh, come on!]
- Toilets"

Uh-huh, really. The poor don't have toilets. Where is this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Wokingham
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I stopped reading the text after 3 sentences in
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It is all astonishingly stupid stuff.
I can't even work out what political ideology (if any) they have. It's like the drug-addled rantings of dexonplexis ... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha yes :D
Actually whoever did that video must be a b3tan as my .gif has been fuck all elsewhere. It may even BE him...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# have you tried searching for the filename in google?
it's odd how things pop up on other sites now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Well it is Christmas
Can I stuff it with marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Your site

Hello every body

I want to know how to load my Photo as avatar. But I have some problems when try to upload it.
Some times it does not upload at all. Or when I upload it, the photo has some deformation.
What should I do to fix that?

Thanks for help
(iTashaLIL, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Uh oh... now you've done it...
edit: See!? See what you've made them do?!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *Flees to the bunker of dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Are you my alternative login or what?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Don't take thalidomide when you're making it.
what host site are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hmmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide!!_A_Musical
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# pfft
This trumps anything I was going to say about genetic deformity :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D aw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# your best bet is to ask these guys, it's where the geeks live
www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh you fiend...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# So we can tell him to fuck off back to /board?
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Use teh uplaod coedz!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I was going to say this myself
but didn't.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# you could try fucking off to another forum
some guy might even make you a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# So wow..
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Poligen! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Kasto Kasto!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# That's a neato
what now right
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ivyyyyyyyy!
What brings you to these here parts?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I am ill and in bed
B3ta is my only companion.

*coffcoff*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I prescribe coffee & fags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Coffee yes
I think that cigarettes would make me cough more though :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Awww nothing serious, I hope

*brings internet tea*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Just girl-flu
Thanks! *sips*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ah yes,
that marvellous TeaCuPto/IllPerson protocol.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# How is babby formed?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# How girl get pragnent?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Way to instain mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# My pary are with the father who lost his chrilden
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I am truley sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Fake newbie is troll
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# is that Peter MacNicol?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# imdb.com search for BEAN
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ahaa
vy am I drippings viz goo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Read the FAQ
usually you just cruise b3ta for 3 years before you post something on the all holy /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
http://www.avatars4u.com
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahah, very nearly.
you swine! :P
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *skilfully avoids*
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# clicks
with all the gleeing in teh world
(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Avatars?
We don't use avatars here.

The little icons you see are gifts when you donate to the site.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Repost In loving memory
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# yay for klangers
funtiem cult
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# and this is my riposte
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
#


DE-RIS:

www.brandrepublic.com/Discipline/Advertising/News/868116/Mail-Sunday-launches-record-label/
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh dear
*slinks away
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Here comes a new challenger


Clickity to see his opponent.
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Genre-crossing duels ftw!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahah
poor little fella, he can't see!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# :D
always the pedant...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ...never the bride
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# house
window
all that I wear
streets
trees
girlfriend (so)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# da ba dee da ba die
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# his other one must be in the repair shop
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
#
Albertville Regional Airport (FAA LID: 8A0), also known as Thomas J. Brumlik Field, is a city-owned, public-use airport located three miles (5 km) southwest of the central business district of Albertville, in Marshall County, Alabama, United States. It was formerly known as Albertville Municipal Airport.[1]

(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Typical trrst, telling the internets.
Bomb them all you like, all they'll do is make commemorative magnets and t shirts (XXXXL and XXXXXL only)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# this is true
but whats wrong with some random trivia?
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# It's a sign of antisemitism and grot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# reeeeeally...
im sorry you see it that way...
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# BRING IT ON

original on my flickr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *claps*
I've got unspecified lurgy, Nibes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# oh no what?
is it
a) painful
b) contagious
c) accompanied by interesting secretions of congealing substances
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# yes, not sure, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# oh dear
I don't know what to suggest, so I will gamble on coffee and fags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Phwoar.
You should be my GP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# "It was your father's lightboom. He wanted you to have it when you were older"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sid takes a hit


Click for bigger (142KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# keep it in the same thread you fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Saw the one of riverghost too late
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I thought this was Thursday and a new comp had started?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I hope it's something good this time..
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# and a really stupid one..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I put some time and effort into doing mine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# it's ok..
i was wrong to shout
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# not really relevant but
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Is he fighting John Malkovich?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha, well done..
Seeing John Malkovich?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# As request by maiden.


Little known fact. If you are a punk idol, when you turn into a zombie your right hand amazingly remains intact!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Punk: Vastly overrated. Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I have you down more of a horlicks man:P
PLus ther are a lot of people using the punk facade to hide being shite.

The Towers of London to name just one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Punk: petulance for people too big to be thrown over one's knee and then told to go to their room.
Now do your fucking laces up.


not you, Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *looks down at laces*
*trips over*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I bet you don't even have laces today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Or even shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# He's probably just sat around naked,
throwing his filth at the walls like usual, gibbering at the top of his voice and cackling like Margarita Pracatan on Hallowe'en.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Probably, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I happen to know he prefers velcro:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Guns of Brixton : great song or tragic poor reggae song ripoff? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Punk.
Rhymes with spunk. 'Nuff said.

New Topic: Rap is Crap. Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Taste is waste.
I firmly believe it is possible to be wrong in one's taste in music.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I dunno...
My sister in law is after Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera and Rhydian Roberts for Christmas.

There's very little that can excuse that kind of behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# In my mind your sister in law is a ninja assassin
but I suspect this is not really the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# nothing to discuss.
it's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# *cough*
The Stranglers... *end transmission*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# The best punk bands were not very punk, but owe their existence to punk
while the most solidly punk bands were obscure and terrible, though sometimes in a pleasing way.
This makes punk overall a good thing, but not to listen to. But then who ever listens to an entire genre at once?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'm now imagining a man sitting in a warehouse size room, surrounded by hundreds of speakers and sound systems
Listening to all punk records ever made, playing on loop.

He's quite, quite mad of course; and has been for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Simon Cowell does
every day

he also listens to it at lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Leprosy?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Sound Of Preservence!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Human!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# SCREAM BLOODY GORE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I'm more of a 1,000 Eyes man myself
What was that on? Symbolic?

/edit: yep.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Symbolic..
i don't mean to dwell, but i can't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It was
But jesus only went and bloody cured him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Bloody Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
#
w s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It's my token Shitting Christ response pic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *raises glass*
*toasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Bit late but a humble offering...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# this gets a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :D
Cheers.

Finished messing round with it now I think...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# haha
awesome...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That's brilliant.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE. Sid Vicious chasing the dragon.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Go on Sid!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# puff puff
magic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Sid Vicious takes the smack!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# pfft
he's got wraps in his back pocket:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Clever Skwirrelz.

and very cute.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yay.... I am licking the cute
* and yes I did mean licking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Spluffs
Hydrolic splurge

I just noticed Amber's getting busty again.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Time of the month
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# What?
The hyrdrolic machine's expelling lubricant

Or the squirrel with enlarged tits?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# All three
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Yeah.
I blame the water she was sitting in.
Squirrels are highly absorbent, don’tcha know?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Office lol

Git
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Squirrels with tits
Handy for baywatch style sea side rescues.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Very nice series JJ
I wish I could draw as well as you or even half as well as you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# The best we can wish for is
to be nowhere near as good at drawing but have JJ locked up in our basement to draw for us at our whim . . .

/throws old blanket into basement in preparation


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Not again.
*digs ANOTHER tunnel*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# he doesn't draw them, he has a warehouse full of orphans
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# see..and he killed off Jack..he's a meanie :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *cries*
Next you'll be saying Santa's not real either.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# No; he's real.
I shat on him.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# \o/
*awaits ploppy-covered presents*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Phew!
Thank God for science!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Phew indeed.
But I worry that they've been too close to a psychotic mega-brain for too long. I predict they will become the four squirrels of the apocalypse!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hurray!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# How about...
Chloe (or an equally nice character) in space, floating around a giant space shuttle, trying to recollect all the floating food?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Mmm.
I'm thinkin' Kylie.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I'm thinking that too
Must be drawn

Didn't you mention you'd give my Chloe Varia Suit
a fresh line art some point?
I vaguely remember you saying that on the collected curios forums once...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I like the breasticle squash on the first panel.
Quinten labs' tech must be a bit rubbish if it can be busted by 3 doks though....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# there's 6 doks

they obviously never planned for such a high level of percussive maintenance
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# just the ticket:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# COMPO IT
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# did
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Sid Vicious shooting up. Exclusive pic.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# i didnt know he was chinese
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I like chinese
they only come up to your knees
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# they come from a long way overseas
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# They have fleas
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# which is why they have so many diseases
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i like
their tiny little trees
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# pfft
i love exclusives me:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Sid Vicious Jacking up. Exclusive picture.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
#
Rollalol
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Yay he's looking fit for a dead guy!
*expects Zombie Vicious shops*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# he was a tool guv'nor
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# apparently he named himself
after Johnny Rotten's hamster
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# fluffy bumkins?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# errr no
Sid
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# True fact
well, according to Johnny Rotten it is....
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# and country life is great tasting butter
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZimbxYoRe2U
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# he used a tool
a jack
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# heh heh
skagtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# No real wood was harmed during the making of this image.


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(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Lovely stuff
hows about a wallpaper sized one?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Thanks.
Here are some links. The second one is my wallpaper (it scales just fine)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70646/1228828946/burnit.jpg

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70646/1228828912/burnitwallpaper3.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Look at my little Wunny


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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# He looks a little upset at getting his photo taken...

* You have better give it back... Baddum-Tish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# he's looking for the rabbit who fucked his sister
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Have your potatoes back then...
I didn't want them anyway.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# a Rolf!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Has he got rabies?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# no
waids
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hehe
I'd better not feed him a carrot then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# at the wabbit farm
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# shouldn't that be the wunny farm?
/arf
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Jeezus!
*applies myxomatosis*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# he's being electrified
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# talentless spunk-rocker
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ^ Nice... but....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# FF00FF
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^ For the win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# one more time
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Haha
Lovely.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# No, she walked by herself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha PRORATAAAAA ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i must be the only one who doesn't know this dude
but i like these
*suspects something to do with aaaaaaaaarrrrrr-whatever*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# oldskool
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# he was talented when it came to jacking up
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Please also see spitting,
He was very good at spitting.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Needs more creeam...
...cake
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# How are you, you bitmapping old bean

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# LOLLERSKATES!
that's woo

i'm alright ta, bored off-shore in Trinidad right now..
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# The Tobago Trinidad or the Cuban one?

or one of the several other Trinidads that are most likely to exist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Trinidad & Tobago yeah mon
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Cor
Any immanent scuba action?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# officelol
:))
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# fucking office lolage
XDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Y E S !

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# where can i find the original?!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Avid Dross

Yet another dodgy Tory sympathiser who can't keep his hands out of the cookie jar..
de-ris
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Top gnopsage :)
Here's a picture of my dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog:D
Thought I better get in there first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at your post asking "Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# because your feeling woof?
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hmmm...
it could be you...
(xXxToxicPenisxXx cums in peace!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# MY ALL GAY?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# THEIR ALL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ALL YOUR AIDS ARE BELONG TO ASS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Why am I looking at a post asking me why am I looking at your post asking why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *mops brow*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *prom bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Bops morw
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Unlike Gary Glitter
Who wishes he had know how to get to his cookies:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Isn't he suppossed to be
in charge of the Olympics budget?

Well done, Boris, another fine appointemnt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Not any more
He has just resigned from that post too!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7773376.stm

I suspect the brown stuff is about to hit the fan for Mr. Ross
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# His wife's terrifying, is she made out of latex?
I don't know why I'm asking, I'm not going to be here from now. Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Sometimes you begin to wonder whether anyone can actually become
'successful' without being an utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
GBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# very good
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Free market rules stipulate that the more of cunt you are
the more money you make, but there is always a bigger cunt waiting in the wings, until you get to God, who's the biggest cunt of them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Nelson Mandela
and that other guy...Hitler

oh no wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Nelson Mandela the terrorist saboteur?
Or were you thinking of another one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I'm going to hide on here for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# that is a cracking gnops
lovely work!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# TA ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)

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