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# The return of the bride of the son of Frankenstein's cousin's mother's hairdresser, Deborah.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I disagree with your sig.
This is at least 19 different types of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Well, you are very kind to say so, pickle.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# It's LOVELY.
I am going to post in a minute, possibly. Or should I wait a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# G'wan.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I might wait until it slows a bit. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *taps fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Tadaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Cor lummy!
Lovely stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^ Quality Erection !

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I disagree with Wow
This is about 8 1/2 different types of houpla


which also equates as 15 million types of pasta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Pasta?
Did someone say Pasta? You did, didn't you?
Freebs, damn it man, I can't be thinking about lunch, it's not even 12....oh, wait. It is.

Lunch Time!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I've got no lunch with me today, and I'm so stomach- crampingly hungry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Dial-In Pizza is your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Seams? I see no seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
*files next to hot cross bunnies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# lol
fabmus
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
EDIT: Where's the rain? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Why is it always starry in your images?

* Is that how you spell Starry?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# It's only starry when it's not rainy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# if it's rainy AND starry
someone's spitting on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Or you're concussed and having a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I was getting quite teary
looking through the pics of Bagpuss :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# poor little thing
Hope Emily is ok as well
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I know it must be true,
because they did it with Andy Pandy, and Bill and Ben, but does anyone have any info on this remake of Bagpuss that they are supposedly doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# EXTREME MANGA BAGPUSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# You horrible boy.
:-(


well shopped, but :0(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Horrible how?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Making a sad image.
I was joshing, don't worry. Gentle ribbing, that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Well I think you are in for a depressing week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *adopts*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Cheers!
Can Bagpuss come too? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Only room for one, I'm afraid.
And you won't be needing THAT

*throws suitcase of clothes away*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *runs around all nudey*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# HE'S STILL GOT EMILY, HASN'T HE?
What's happened to Emily now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I thought this as soon as I was about to post it,
but then though! Bah! Balls, I have spent an age on this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# She grew up
and became a crackwhore
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I think the only thing that disgusts me more than this statement
Is the fact that I was about to type the same. I hear she moved to Ipswich.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# She lived in Whitstable for a while.
Used to see her in the pubs. She was mean :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# No ways!
Isn't she an animator herself now or summint?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# "artist".
There's a lot of it about in Whitstable.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# But cheap:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Ah!
I knew I recognised that bird in the barnardos advert!

/goes to hull
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Slaps
Cries
Slaps
Cries
Slaps
Cries
Slaps
Cries
Slaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ahhhh, like her out of ET
and what that one from Lazy Town is going to become
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# But her out of ET was Drew Barrymore.
I know she used to have a drug problem but that was many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# That's her.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
Hooray!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha
genuine office lol there
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Wicked
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# compo this?
(chippy time travel agents, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
When I saw the question I IMMEDIATELY thought crack whore said by Waspy! Hurrah! B3ta is STILL all fields . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# chuff like a wizard's sleeve, I hear!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# just a BaggyPussy then!
and her saggy soft baps.....
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *frolics in long b3ta grass*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# this is most lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Thank you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# It's okay
Emily will look after him, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# We already have a bagpuss thanks
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I have a tiddly bagpuss
that they were selling in the bank for Asthma research :) So, by buying it, I was basically giving money to myself what with being an asthmatic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ivor gets a job on the London Underground
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *stops*
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I thought this was meant to be a tribute compo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Yay! Ivor!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# What's that little dragon up to Ivor?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ^ Wanker!

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Mr Dragon wants to watch himself on those overhead lines!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hehehehehe!
in other news, it's ok i'm still here, not that you lot care
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I beg to differ.
I'm here and I definately know you're not!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *checks*
You are indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# :D
^ needs more Elisabeth Shue, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# whos that?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# the blonde who is pretty fit from that film
with nicholas cage in vegas
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ^ needs more 'Leaving Las'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# The girlfriend from the second & third movies..
Very cute.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hell yes!
i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Its your kids marty!...Its your daughter she's dating a black guy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I don't think I'm comfortable around you any more.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
:(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# er actually,
i'm cool with that..

lol classic family guy
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Otter Stu, wants to get groovy with you
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *get's groovy*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ^this^
lots
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hehehe!


in other news, while resizing this image i just got the most evil stabbing pains across my tummy, i'm not long for this world i fear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# if its a few inches above your belly button, originating down your right side
and you had a fatty meal, it may be a gall stone.

or perhaps you'll just let out a massive dack staining fart in a couple of ticks and all will be well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# right side just below ribs
just wind
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahahha
Fricken awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Can I be in your Will?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# groovy!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Yorkshire eBay


(I guess I won't be going near Hull any time soon.)
(salvadorevincent, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahah that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Cricket Trophy Polish (unused)
*damn great LOL*

and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hehehehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Pffft @ Slag heaps
Very nawty but very good
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# In my defence
I did think twice about that line. But then I thought a third time, which was like a casting vote.
(salvadorevincent, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Click. I wish it could be more than once.
*Sheffield lass and proud of it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# fucking fucking fucking win
from the slag heaps and the trophy polish and the wallets and t'troublesome mills

fucking win.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Yorkshireman?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# quite a bit of geography,
diet, accent, nationality, level of religious intolerance, weather, preferred tupple, propensity for men wearing skirts
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# To get to the other side?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# One's a miserable cunt
and the other one is a miserable cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# you're all wrong
a yorkshireman is a scotsman with all trace of generousity removed

(works both ways, and with national substitutions...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Scotsmen are just Yorkshiremen who could run faster from the Romans
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# T'ee Hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ha ha you bastard :3
I'm loving 'Gander'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# That's great.
I especially like T'Mills. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
top work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
this is special.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# LMAO!
ACES
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# really very good!
you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha!
That's absolutely chock-full of fucking win. Tin Bath categories especially win.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# as a yorkshireman I approve of this!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# this wins everything
*click*
inspired
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# This is utterly, utterly, completely, totally the bestest thing ever
and therefore deserves all the Woo I can offer :)

*offers all Woo*

Oh, and proper out-loud belly laugh at Cricket Trophy Polish (unused) :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:07, archived)
# the "Eck" did it for me
very good
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# that's what amy's gunna look like in a few years
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ...
in a few years after Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hey i might look like that after chrissy im considering a haircut
dunno how to make my eyes go blue? do i drink lots of Curacao?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# after you've picked all the meat off?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm turkey...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# shopped pics only etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# still would.
dey triod to moaike mee go to t'rehab

I shad nah nah nah.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# still would
but from behind, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# 'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged 'fore and aft ..And how the wild winds drove her
She 'stood several blasts, she had twenty-seven masts
And they called her the Irish Rover

whistles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :) i like that song.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# awesome song

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# she turned
nine times around and the poor old dog was drowned......
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
That's Ace *clicks*
(Cloudane, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# woof woof!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Woof Woof!

EDIT: Bugger P69 beat me again!

(and I love it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# what's the deal with woof woof?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I think I got Ace mixed up with Lord Flash Heart from Blackadder :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNOvmmTawsA
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
easy mistake to make
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# lol
super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# should i admit to not liking red dwarf? no? ok
woo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# STOKE ME A CLIPPER
i'll be back for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
honk honk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# smok and a pancake?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# 'and here's me with a pillock'
nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It's that bloke that tried and failed to represent us at Eurovision!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I dunno who it is
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# isn't it the bloke from The Darkness, who quit thinking he was all that mattered
failed to have a solo career then failed again at writing a song for the Eurovision song contest?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# could be
I nabbed it from tee shirt hell. for a while I thought it was Rob Manuel. Could be any number of generic hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Ooh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeeeeper
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Mmmmm Salty...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Flobalobaloba

Rupert Murloc.

Had to get this scary new Warcrack monster out of my head.
(Cloudane, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# it's a good likeness.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Under certain lights, Postgate's contribution to entertainment can be truly quantified...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahha fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :)
alright dolltits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Wotcher......transformerpenis.
I'm not well, you have to let me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ah yes
mmm vomit. have you considered going to the doctor?

I know it's a completely zany idea, but surely worth a try...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah but this is me.
I'm far too busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yes
wait til you're dead, then go to the doctor. I put dibs on your corpse, while you're still warmish please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I shall remember to make it my last words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# the warmness is not that important
I can always give you a quick blast in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I reckon I'd taste lovely cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wow risotto....
Sounds interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# with peas, prosciutto and parmesan.
Oh, and smoked paprika.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hmmm, yes... I hadnt considered cooking your luke-warm corpse...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# See? That's why I'm here. To think of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yes, it's a good plan.
I imagine I'll have quite an appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Nothing makes me hungrier than a corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# haha
right, enough of this. Don't die without giving me notice and I'll make arrangements.

I'm off to finish a drawing. Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ok then.
Come back at lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I demand that you go home
take the rest of today and tomorrow off.

What are you in work to do and have you done it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# All of my work
nope.

I've got about 14 hours worth of stuff too do today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# can any of it be done from home?
have you considered puking on your boss?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Nope, afraid not.
As I run a team I've got to be in the office to run them.

Yes, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# What if you made a larger than life sized statue of yourself in gold
and had it wired up to say inspirational things to your team.... or things like "I'M ALWAYS WATCHING... ALL HAIL FAE"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I wish I could, I wish I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# heh
I was making a newsletter yesterday which was going on about how customer service departments experience the highest employee sickness rates of any sector
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You try being screamed at/looked down on/ threatened 8 hours a day, every day.
My guys are atually pretty good for sickness, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It's just what Captains have to do.
Can't let the ship go down for a dose of scurvy.
(And it impresses the admirals).
Edit: see fp, sixth image.

But stop if it gets too much, yes? — b3ta needs its captain too!
*breaks out the rum*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *swiftly dodges*
Oh, that was a smile... sorry :D
Seriously: get well soon. I'm no medic, but maybe try to have a good 5 minute rest every hour or so? You don't want to get completely wrung out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D if only I could pet.
ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I hope they do, I can't play the harp!

Ning Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# poor old bagpuss is taking it badly :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
look at his big round face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hm?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I thought i detected sarcasmicness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I think he was just pointing out his big round face
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# he certainly does have a big round one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# it's a minefield round here isn't it :D
What Proj said, I was commending you on spotting how GL's big neck made the perfect big round headness of Bagpuss. no sarcasm at all.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ok.
i didnt profess to it being a clever joke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# what does cleverness matter? it made me laugh, job done :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ok :)
yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
what IS he growing under his chin...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# it's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# is it a spare arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That'sno moon
can't believe no other fucker did that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# A magnificant tumour, it would seem.
Either that or a breathing pouch like a frog.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# he looks like a
giraffe which has had an anvil fall on it's head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Looks like he wore a tie too tight
and a moob popped up there.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# pffft
I've been working on what I call 'The Lucas Formula' to judge how shit a film is, inspired by The Phantom Menace.. goes roughly like this:

(Budget of film x Pre-release hype (out of 10)) / audience goodwill (out of 10)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i think someone posted a graph of Lucas neck-size vs. film quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Is it just me...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# haha
w00t!
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# or the one Brian Blessed played in Phantom Menace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# This one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
that's teh fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haha
Full of win
(jasper johns is not very creative, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Check out my gravel... crater
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits!

woo the Wu
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haven't listened to that album in ages
need to rediscover it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Enter the Wu is a great album :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# 36 chambers too
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# same album ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I'm a big fan of most of their stuff
... although ODB is a real loss... and some of the solo projects are especially poor.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# his first solo album had it's moments
Shimmi shimma ya..

(but yes, largely he was shite)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yea they're not the same without ODB

on his own he wasn't that good..he did a lot of stuff with Gravediggaz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O460M6-E_Gk

goes away to download
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# oh yeah ofc
oops

*exposes himself as a white man*

no smoke in the lungs no smoke in the lungs
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# WU TANG CLANG AIN'T NUTTIN TO FUCK WIT
*throws vaguely gang-related shapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# thats a beasly bass
making the moon shake! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'm col gettin busy while I'm shakin you down
I'm on tha air; you're on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yep, that's a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] That deserves a Wuu!
Here's mine, though I'm too tired to find some great evil for them to thwart tonight.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :D
nice crossover
(sephjnr, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# WU.
CLICKETY.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
top hummus
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] thought I'd post my respects

albeit with a memepuss ;)
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Awwwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Awwwww :(


It is a documentary that was on BBC4 a few years back, and features interviews with, among others, Mr Postgate....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] This looked a lot better in my head
but im wank at photoshop :(

and I could work out which was the best?

best shittest




(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Id go with the second one
as the first has mongy legs :S
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# i was hoping no-one would notice :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hehe
*pretends he didnt see*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Someone did one once that totally cloned out the woman
I think it might have been tribs.

You should see if you could use that for your starting point...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ^this
#2 ftw
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I like the first one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# The second one?
I would
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *bums in face*

i have a bagpuss in my car....brilliant for de-misting the windows
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# But, but, but,
Emily loves him :(

And so do I god damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# aaaaw :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *sads*
very nicely done though!

oh, and: or be it albeit

/tedious grammar pedant
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# damn!
spent too long in Spain now. I knew I'd fluffed that. will fix and thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Full on office lol...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# lol-ariffic, in a most touching way.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# 'ning.


Can't stop. Byeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Premium, top dollar, A grade foot-in-mouth there.
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# did you see the footage?
It was just a straightforward slip of the tongue, which happens to lots of people every day. Amusing, yes, but the cacophony of childish jeers that drowned out his attempts to continue making his point really annoyed the fuck out of me. These MPs are the elected representatives of the country's people, and they behave like a bunch of fucking children

grr

/rant

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# No, but I read the transcript of that bit.
Poor lad. I do feel sorry for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# 'twas a foot-in-mouth moment
but I'd really expect the people charged with running this country to be a bit more grown-up about it. A general "Pfft" would have sufficed, then let the guy continue with his point.
Fucking politicians.

/rant. Really, this time.

*edit*
how fucking rude I am. Have a 'stop feeling poorly soon' smoosh - *smoosh*
I suggest toddling off home and spending the rest of the day wrapped up on the sofa in a big jumper, under a duvet, with an erotic novel.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Ahh, thanks.
Too much to do I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *shakes fist*
damn you, work!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# It's a terrific bit of PR for him as it goes
There are worse slips of the tongue...


I agree though, they act like a kindergarten in there sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Arf!
SAME HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# 'ning!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Where your ears burning?
woo

*waveywavies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# on the side of my head?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Naaa your arse ears:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha, office lol.
Oh damn you RG, I'm feeling weird again now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I feel like a used enema tube.
Been awake since 12:30am:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Ach, harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Yup and 12 hours until I finish:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# EW
hit an Australian, quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# You mean hit more Australians:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *proffers arse*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Didn't you have breakfast then?
Wouldn't you prefer a nice bacon roll and a cup of coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# That's the wonders of used emema tubes.
The chances are that they my contain traces of bacon and coffee anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ^ That's shit!

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# no, no, you're right
no you're rightI forgot to give him a scarf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# yeah! pfffff
must try harder! ;P
PS ACE hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# To right, he will freeze his nuts off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# b3ta tourettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# tautology
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# nice arse sexy!!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Thanks!
oh . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# yay!
I've missed these, top o' the morning to you Mr The Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# there he is!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I also 'pinged' down there . . .
How's you squire? Still effortlessly gracing the popular page even with just text I see . . . do you shit gold too? C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# it's Postgate/Firmin's words that are popular, not mine :)
I'm not too bad, other than busier than a bee doing the whole swarm's job after the hive caught a bought of flu

Which means I've been quite absent here and have a stack of things to get done before Christmas

You?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Braw! ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# good ningles Sir Dave!
you've been missed lately round there 'ere parts...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# so I see!
Nice to know that three out of seventy-thousand people have missed me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# 'ning back atcha, DTH!
*waves back at snowman too*
*knits scarf out of dry grass*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Side boob!


thanks to DTH for the pic (he looks good huh!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# DTH?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# dave the hat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Dangerous trouser hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *bites wormy's ankle*
There! NOW you'll remember!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# looks
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Do you like that side boob?
Well you shouldn't! Coz that's my side boob!

In other news, this is hella lot of Bagpuss!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# you got nice boobs!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Why thank you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha probably my favourite episode
i loved quagmires appearance in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Aye,
but blatently nicked from the Fast Show ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# the fast show?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# comedy show
on here few years ago :D
eg - uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NPiGJBHVadA

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# might have to check it out when my internets is back to full speed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# You've never seen it?
Shame on you sir :) You are in for a real treat when your internets do get back to normal :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# you've never seen the Fast Show??
You'll be telling me you haven't seen The Day Today next..

EDIT: Ok, here's some for starters:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaszjeaDK0
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# thank ya
capt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# christ on a bike!!! i am going to start grooming dave
in that wig he looks veeeeeeeery doable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# where IS dth these days?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# he said he's very busy
at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# He turned up briefly earlier on in the week I believe....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Have you checked down the side of the sofa?
I know that's where I lose stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# is there a banjo + terrible pun noise coming from it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Well it's the b3ta sofa
I'd expect nothing less!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# PING!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *opens*
*takes soup out*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Once again, excellent work, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# underboob!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# under, underm under
boooobage! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I picked exactly the right time to (f)log on!

Hurray!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ^ Tit !

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# ...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahahah
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Mmmm roast carrot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Well, look on the bright side.
He won't be there for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Frosty the snownonce
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# haha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I will belive that
when I see a snowman in hell!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahah i like
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Heaven is a long way away :-) Bye mr P.


Oddly, when I was a lad, I thought the voices were done by Brian Cant.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Don't comb it over, Brian Cant....
\o/ for Music Boats!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# bric-a-brac
was my favorite.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# what about Choca block?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *checks in*
hello freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hello Nibs
ooo - laaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# chocachocachocachocachocablock?
Nope, never heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Or Play away.
All, strangely, seem to emphasise the A in the names.
Chock A Block
Brick A Brack
Play Away
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Fuck A Badger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# well, it is Fuck A Badger week
all the badgers are at it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# The dirty sods!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# There's one about the size of a jeep near where I practice.
Seriously, you could put a saddle on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Kinky
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# crikey
perhaps your bass-playing has attracted him

my banjo-playing once attracted a cat with huge bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# WOW
I love Toms. They're my favourite type of kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# my guitar playing normally attracts a rabble of villagers armed with pitchforks and flaming torches
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I'm so tired atm I misread that
I read that as a cat with huge buttocks which gave me such a lovely mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Death, please. Oh no - wait - Cake!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Aaah aaaah!
You said death first!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Chocka Bloke - checking in!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# The Skymoos or The Baby Iron Chicken were my faves.
*wants baby Iron Chicken to look after*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Very nice.
In other news, there was an interview I was watching a few years back about when The Hun were in the UK to buy rights to screen The Clangers.

After the meeting, Mr Postgate asked the Germans if they could understand what the Clangers were saying, and Gerry responded, "Of course! They were speaking perfect German!" :D

This always cheers me and shows how wonderful Mr Postgate was to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# aw
that Guardian article someone posted yesterday was quite touching
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Someone?
SOMEONE?!?!? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# was it you?
beh - I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I heard that interview a few years ago
The clangers was actually scripted with words which they whistled to. There's an episode where they cant shut the door. The script said "I cant shut the damn door". Even though it was whistled, they received complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant! That truly does show the genius of the television that smallfilms produced!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It sure does
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# pffft
excellent expressions :D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# fun!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Yep. Currently 189-3, therefore not getting dicked, therefore FUN :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# it makes me nervous
especially with Colly at the crease

edit: ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I was waiting for that edit... He was unlucky though. Poor old Colly :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I wish I understood how to get myself to like cricket.
It seems like a nice game to go and watch on a sunny day, but it makes me so bored I want to peel other people just for a distraction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# one of the things I really like about cricket
is that it can be played for 5 days and you can still have a chance of all 3 results in the final 5 minutes of play
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# When it used to be on (not that it isn't now, but I'm not around when that happens)
my dad would have it on on the radio.

Purely to spite me though, he used the freeview radio so I couldn't watch TV.

Git.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Test Match Special's great even if you're not a fan though
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# "Thankyou to Mrs Ada Grott of 3 Hagley Gardens, Belgium, for this delicious sponge cake"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ....how?
I'm not being bitchy, I'm honestly curious. I love rugby and lots of people think I'm weird for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# egg chasers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Fucking brilliant game, it is.
How goes it, Prodge? I'm all ill and that. Sympathy, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# still ill?
you've obviously not had enough coffee and fags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I've got coffee.
And I've had a fag and a spliff today. They helped a bit, but I've just gone and vommed again.

*sings* Sexyyyyyy, everything about me's so sexyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# cor
I bet you're fighting off the emetophiles with a big sicky stick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# They love my sticky face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# get betterer soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# :D thanks lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# blowers ftw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i'd love to hear blofeld and bill lawry commentate together.
that would ammuse me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# you're watching test cricket?
bastard! How come?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I "work" at home, it's on the telly... seemed the only sensible thing to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# good work!
Although things are beginning to get a bit ropey now, bloody Pieterson..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# He's dead, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Not Kochanski?
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# She's dead.
Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Todhunter?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# EVERYBODY IS DEAD DAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Dammit run out of names...
The Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I might be in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# He never looked settled... only a matter of time.
That's the trouble with KP, all or nothing :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hehehehe!
edit/ cunt !!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Heehehee
Woo & 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# poor buggers. Just before christmas too.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Seams like a bargain
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Does the animation loop?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Awww...
...in other news - KUNG-FU SQUIRRELS!!! WOOT!!!ONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I'm sorry but whoever wrote that is possibly the second worst journalist in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Julie Moult's mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Oh aye but the pictures are photoshop gold shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Higher quality images and less annoying journaluism here

www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2146265/posts

...complete with a b3tan's pic (Barbarossa?) posted in the replies...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha I love the way they automatically assume that the image must be American:P
I'm also pretty sure that they aren't squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# they're dolphins in wigs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That confirms it then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I fail to see how this is news
I've often watched squirrels fighting in my back garden.

Obviously I need to snap them with an expensive camera to make lots of money, rather than just laughing at them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# who the fuck is running Woolworths at the moment....?
a bunch of cack-handed picknmix whores..?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah! Let's all go robbing!
*steals tea towels and box of mingles*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# well that's certainly true in my local branch
/Hackney blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Scratchsheep?
Three evil eyes in a row to win a tenner, three jumpers in a row to win a jumper, three jars of mint sauce FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# haha!
sheep's eyes freak me out. Goats, too. They're all weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Goats are alright, it's the sheep that lead them astray.
Trust me on this, sheep ARE evil. Fucking evil. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *douses self with mint sauce*
Ha! You'll not get me, you woolly bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# they're not people you know
... for a sheep or a goat that's normal... if they had human eyes, that would be strange.

see - there are little differences in everything if you look for them

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I've noticed that there are differences between a brick and a chaffinch
that are possibly undocumented
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

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