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# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Hey!
I'm, still alive dammit!

*checks to make sure*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Probably the last snowman one this year...
Now featuring slightly better spelling - Damn you Google! *shakes fist*


(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha

Gesundheit, the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
two *clicks* ina row

Today will be a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Hahahaha, that's really rather good.
psst gesundheit
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I liked Gesundtide.
It's like Yuletide, but with sneezin.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Hehehehe
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha
luvverlee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# \o/
*silly grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
Class. Loverlie.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:06, archived)
# HaHaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:07, archived)
# "This duck is lame"
"No no no, he's just pining for the oilfields"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)
# hahahhahha
why didnt a fucking shoe hit him?
why didnt he choke on a pretzel?
or get blown up or whatever those attempts at him where?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Because his fate was to be stepped on
by the Monty Python foot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)
# monty python foot? im sorry i dont know what that is
i recognized it as a foot from angelo bronzino's allegorie des triumphes der venus.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)
# CULTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Hahaha
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
Insta-FP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)
# hahaha.
'ningles b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)
# calender?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# YEah they're like small books that normally display the days of the month with, more ofter than not, a picture.
Or are you actually asking me what a calender is? In which case I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)
# you seem to know what they are, so why do you want to hear from people who have made them?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Why do you want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)
# because a) i am nosey
b) i know people who make calenders...
c) to provide useless annoyance
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# I could tell you
but I'd have to kill you afterwards and I don't want the stains on my clothes. You try getting them out at 40c!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# :'(
this is simply to thwart my noseyness.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Alt+0186
is your friend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
# No he's not!
He's a cunt, he nicked my coco pops!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# it does nasty things to firefox tabs. &deg
°
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Oh smashing. :)
Woo.
Was impressed with how nimble the fella was.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Silly English kerrrrrniggets
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)
# and now for something completely different...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# hahahah
i love how the Iraqi PM just looks mildly annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)
# It was a shoe, not an artillery round. This time.
not an artillery round. This time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Who throws a shoe?
hahahahaha

niccely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Send in the commandos!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)
# did you FP it yourself?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
# LOL.
'NING PEEPS
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Good work that man!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Winnah!
I knew someone would get a great idea for this eventually (that didn't just involve changing the object being thrown!)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hahahaha
this for the jackpot:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hurray!
saves me having to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Thoroughly
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I don't really know why i did this :)
(SlamDunc loves orange soda..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# You were on US tv!
This image, the Matrix one and the snowball one were aired on MSNBC on Olberman's show. There is a clip at their website. Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)
# daysleeper
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# he is pretty.
is he sleeping in this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Haha
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:36, archived)
# wunderbar
ALSO: I have discovered (long overdue) the joy and wonder that is "rex the runt"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)
# this is very good and therefore we should fight eachother
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)
# who is Billy?
and why all your friends are nazis?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)
# what are you talking about? what are you looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)
# your true soul
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:03, archived)
# no come on, i dont care im not offended or worried where you know of this but tell me how do you know i hate a billy and is a nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)
# I'll cunt you in the fuck.
I will.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# spoonman?
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# norks.
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:21, archived)
# is this porn? i see a bra it is BrAwesome can you post some porn please?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:21, archived)
# have chrome porn
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# oh dear
i may have to change my pants
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# thank you for this porno
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)
# hahaha
nice lampooning
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I can't find any.
I looked on the internet but I think there isn't any left.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:37, archived)
# who took all the porno?
i will fucking kill them

i guess i can just draw my own porno
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:40, archived)
# No, you can't.
It's all used up. There's nothing left to draw. It's all over for the porno.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)
# noooooooooo (darth vader said no in a really funny way in star wars)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:58, archived)
# yeah and this one time george in seinfeld says twix in a funny way
TWIIIIIIIIIIXXXX but you can't buy an action figure of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:08, archived)
# no idiot he said khan like star trek and there should be an action figure
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)
# oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:13, archived)
# ^ Tits....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Nice gradientage.
What program do you use for these?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Cheers.
Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:36, archived)
# baps!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# I made two images and an animation of them both

Click for rain - Click for sun
I ballsed it up so there's only 1024x768.
hohum...sleep now

edit: p.s. anyone seen this? www.abominable.cc/2007/08/22/09/
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# That's nice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)
# "TIME TO STOP BEING EMO"
no, i love this really. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# good work
that link is good also
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:35, archived)
# you are a very good artist
draw me some porno
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures?
raining sunny raining sunny raining sunny raining sunny raining sunny OH COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:54, archived)
# the end of cock.
part III
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# ^ This means a lot to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Very nice! :)
i made this yesterday:

www.b3ta.com/board/9022511

kinda relevant
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# never mind your ass
the buildings on fire!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# That's some lovely
right there.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# very very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:33, archived)
# "I HAVE A BREAM"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# what the fuck was the source anim from?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)
# A journalist threw two shoes at Bush.
Gronkpan will tell you what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# bush is like mad ducker and he ducks tha shot
www.superpoop.com/bush-shoe-chuck.gif

www.superpoop.com/bush-shoe-chuck-2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:11, archived)
# MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Where's Richard Reid when you need him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Oh, what big eyes you have.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
The wolfbabby looks like it's having a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# THE SHIT OF THE RIGHTEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)
# GNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# the nightmares of ann geddes, chapter three.
get them, wolfie!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:35, archived)
# ALL THE BETTER TO LOOK UP YOUR DRESS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# INFANT RESIDENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:13, archived)
# hahah i like this one better
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# NICE PANTIES, DOC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# ?
are you talking about my panties?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOUR PANTIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:11, archived)
# THAT SON OF A BITCH IS TALKING ABOUT MY PANTIES
ASS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:14, archived)
# You never wear them.
For long, Tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:24, archived)
# OH NO HE JUST DI-INT
www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/3595/xmidi/Hollyjol.mid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# OOH THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE PANTIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:33, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# hahaha
gadzooks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# which part is shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:38, archived)
# THE BED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:55, archived)
# e ee

almonds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
# this fish is a beatnik.
although I have also been rocking the ball-tickler beard lately, so I shan't throw stones.

Are you resting up at home, or did you get a laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# hello!
no laptop yet but i was given morphine so i can sit at the desk a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# mmmm.. opiates.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Yeah, proper ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# they're fun and go nicely with gin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# hooray for mixing drugs
i'm off to see holy fuck tonight, who hail from your fair city
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# they're fun, i hope you enjoy the show.
i have a couple of their videos on my youtube page, but the songs i wanted aren't up there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# you back to being the bad unwell again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# He's just showing off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# FAKER FAKER FAKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# my parts are all messed up and it's all your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# with great power comes great responsibility
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# i've never had any of either. what's that like?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)
# its a lot like having very little responsibility and little power if you still spend all day in an armchair drooling on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)
# substitute bed for armchair and i fit perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Ok, I'm out of the loop.
What happened? Can it be fixed easily? And do you need any extra "painkillers"?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Haha
something tells me you're about to get about 200 gazzes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Hope so.
Need summat to read while I go for a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Print them on some soft paper
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Nah, got soft bog roll and a wireless-enabled laptop.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# thanks - will be ok here when i get the surgery done.
my knee is all dead and is being replaced with new parts. i've got morphine but a drugswap sounds fun. what have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Shit, wasn't expecting something so serious.
Erm, Vodka and a half of weed, if you can wait till friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I think that's legal in Canada.
or just some provinces?
 
medicinal, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# BC bud is the single most lethal thing i've evr encountered
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)
# OH, YOU SHOULD COME TO NEW ZEALAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# it can't be any more dangerous
i had one toke and was out cold for 12 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# That just means you're weak
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# *Fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Lightweight.
/ac, oddly
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# If it means I can smoke weed, I shall!
*Been thinking of arranging a NZ bash anyway, when I'm over there*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Hahaha
My cousin came out here from england recently and was taken aback that I was smoking buds instead of hash. Apparently buds weren't strong enough.

Half an hour later she was crawling around my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# not only that, but I hear they mix it with TOBACCO.
 
FOR SHAME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I do that these days
these old lungs they ain't what they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Ol' Gronk's lungs,
They ain't what they used to be, ain't what they used to be, ain't what they used to be.
*Weird side-to-side arm-shuffling dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# *jazz hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)
#
a I
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)
# It gives it that certain "Jé né sé quoi"
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Yeah but that was the roofies
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:30, archived)
# heh, i can do a bit better than that these days.
thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Also:
Get well soon, this place was dead while you were AFK.
*Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# thanks, i should be back to (my) normal in a month or two.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Shit, can you get opiates out of your GP?
HOW?

*Is typing on a work wireless laptop, should be at work at 9am this morning, has already had 6 months off, can't get away with that again, is about to crack*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# first you need to have your bones die....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# check.

(at least, I can easily make it look like my bones have died...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# It's pretty simple
go in there, say you have excruciating lower back pains. Wince every time he touches your kidneys.

He'll ask for a urine test. do the deed, prick your finger and allow ONE* drop of blood to go into the jar. Shake well. Return for free diazepan.

*any more than one and you'll probably get rushed to some sort of emergency surgery
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)
# "yeah, they figure he's just some junkie, throwing a winding for a fix."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# JONESING FOR A TOM COLLINS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I wish I had opiates. I don't want the pain though.
also, the opiate itch is a motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# i must be immune to the itch.
i've been on morphine a few times and not had any troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I'm a very itchy individual.
If there is a possibility that something could make me itch, it probably will.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:52, archived)
# you have an interesting defect.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:02, archived)
# i bet this would too
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1583545/India%27s-%27curry-bomb%27-against-terror.html
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# CANADA LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# BLAME CANADA!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Shit, I just got that song stuck in my head.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# CANADA'S ON STRIKE, BUDDY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# WORLD LEADERS IN INDUSTRY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# SELL MEGADIK!!!!!
SELL THAT PAIR OF MEGA DICKS AND BUY A CASE OF BLUE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)
# THAT'S SOME GOOD NETIQUETTE RIGHT THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)
# *applies vice grips to the expat shopkeeper*
"to speak like the british you must begin by thrusting the jaw forward, almost clenching the teeth, and practically immobilising the lips. in this way the british produce the series of unpleasant little mews of which their language consists."

jose ortega y gasset
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:17, archived)
# MEOWWWWW. YIFF! YIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# cats who eat very sour fruits, not broccoli.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Ay syay thyets totylay unfayer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# i'll translate for the rest of the board:
"mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I WANT CHICKEN, I WANT LIVER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I'M IN WITHDRAWL SO I SIT AND SHIVER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# YOW YOW YOW YOW YOW YOW YOW YOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)
# BUT WHEN YOU THINK OF WILLYS YOU GO ALL A-QUIVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Miow-mix, miow-mix please deliver!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Snowed last night.
Fucking shitty cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)
# a good time to stay in and play in the kitchen.
baked anything good lately?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Not too much. Cheap christmas candy time.
I can guess standing about cooking,
is not on your top ten at the moment. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# We're flying over your part of the world soon
I'll be sure to wave
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I bet you'll go for a shit and aim for his house too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# enola gay shit motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Good, it makes the SAMs lock-on better.
*paints pears on my missile fins*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:46, archived)
# we ought to all get pear tattoos.
then have a meet-up and rub our sweaty pears on the upholstery of mofaha's car.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I'll bring nutmeat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)
# i saw a bit of that but missed the source.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Here
www.sanitarium.com.au/products/vegetarian-foods/cannedfoods.html

Imagine that peanuts had the texture of melty beef.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# haha!
"Cut Nutolene roasted nut loaf into cubes and add it to stir fries and Casseroles. Its smooth texture and peanut taste also goes nicely with crunchy vegetables and salads."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# This recipe will teach you how to make Nutmeat Cheese Balls.
It is a quick and easy recipe to make. This vegetarian recipe for nutmeat cheese balls has to be the most quickest and easiest recipe I have made. It is a great recipe for the kids to prepare. One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys making the Nutmeat Cheese Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# NUTMEAT: A REALLY UNPALATABLE THING TO DO TO PERFECTLY GOOD NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Bulletfish is high caliber
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# omg you can't tell it's a rocket!?
also, no-one seems to like my great video i made. cvnts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I LOVE ALMONDS

Actually I seriously do. Dry-roasting almonds is one of the best food smells.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:43, archived)
# coffee trumps all, i think.
but i'm an addict.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Coffee, bacon frying and bread baking are three scents that are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)
# bacon makes me puke.
i like skunk spray, coffee and durian burps.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:06, archived)
# They're an excellent source of cyanide.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# I liked it.
cvnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)
# the music sounds like what i listen to and the video is realistic but with poor video quality i like it and the bullet fish
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:52, archived)
# thanks, it took me seven minutes and fourteen seconds to make so it is high quality.
the music's off youtube audioswap so i think it's by prince or metallica.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# no its like this weird ambient breathing and accordian thing
i guess i wouldnt listen to it but you can understand me for not wanted to watch all this bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# man, that's my favourite almond video. i thought you'd like it.
there's a twist at the end too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Revival
After much bad press, Elvis visited the UK to start afresh. Or afresh with chances of showers later in the afternoon.

(Ed Parnell, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)
# the computer that i'm using has the weirdest screen burn
its making everything look like it has scanlines so i keep waiting for everything to animate :(


w/y/h! though

hooray for elvish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Aniamtion
yes, sorry. I don't know how to animate pictures.
(Ed Parnell, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# me either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Hooray Pacman!
Make more
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# pffft
pregnant ms. pac man would look like a snow woman!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Eeeee
I laughed. I LOVE pacman.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# excellent =D
you've come to the right man then

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)
# oh, YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)
# i saw the spunk recipe book in one of the newsletters yesterday...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# ghosts prefer icecream!
More pacmans?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# sadly i'm not on my home computer so i don't have access to my vast library of pacman drawings :(



though i do have about 15 odd to hand =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Zomg
Pacman t-shirts? Rar! Open a cafepress and I'd buy so many. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)
# i've sold about 4 of these so far far but i keep getting in trouble for copyright infringment
next time i try selling them i'll gaz you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# :o
I. Want. One.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# =D its always fun to show off my pacmans
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# you better not turn around, then.
 
*waggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# HaHAHAHHAH
Ace.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# These are excellent!
Have a Fallujawoo I just done:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)
# =D thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Heh
This is the quality of animation I aspire to!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# hahaha
the ghost looks like he just got out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# THE KING
*bows*
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# in the cold Kent county raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Uh-huh-hunh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# EVLIS PRELSEY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# JALHUS RUK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)
# HERE IS YOUR GOODBYE KISS, YOU DOG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Cos it's a-one for the sunny, two for the snow, three to get... uh...
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I never knew before what TeenHitler's dad did for a living.

Woo and arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# that big fat goof.
spend your money on our records instead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# ahhhahhahh sweet!
this is the one I remember:

ca.youtube.com/watch?v=W2NpcGCqKE8
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Oh noes!

For now as I'll be out later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# ghost in the condom
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Gorillas in the mist
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I'm hoping that was a used one
 
SPREAD THE LOVING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Ew no
Making things like this is probably why I have kids.. ha
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Ewwww, you have babies?
They shit and shit and stuff dont they
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Yep
They're poop, drool and cry machines. They get more fun when they're older.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# What, punishing them and not letting them have prom dates?
Is that the fun?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Nope
They do silly little things like telling old ladies off in the supermarket, screaming SHARK! at the beach and insisting a bald man has lost his hair on the train and begins a game of hide and seek to find it.

:D they're entertaining most days
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Haha excellent,
I still prefer puppies tho.
My housemate keeps saying she wants a baby, and I keep threatening her that if she gets one, im getting a puppy. (She hates animals)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Uh oh
You sure your housemate isn't asking you to help her have a baby? (we women are cryptic that way)..

YAY get a puppy either way. They're easier to look after
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
# No, shes got a boyfriend of some time
Its basically whenever theres babbys on the telly, she goes all "Aww I want one" and I say "Puppy" then she shuts up

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Babies are fun
but more so if they're not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Id rather a house full of puppies then a house full of babies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Please tell us more about little 'uns telling old ladies off in supermarkets!
You have a colossal global audience here.
G'wan...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Kids don't always have manners
My daughter is 4 years old and most days she's polite as pie. So she'll say Excuse me please but after 5 old ladies who didn't hear her.. she eventually found that yelling MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.. works better.

She also caught an old lady "stealing" (eating) a few grapes and told her off stating she should put them back.

I get the worst looks from old biddies.. muhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Heh heh.
You're on to something there.
The old bags are the very worst for disgracefully bad manners in my town.
Particularly in a shopping context.
Sounds like your your lil' doods have got it about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Old ladies are the worst
Once was in line at a bank and an old lady infront of me farted loudly then had the nerve to look at me like I did. Grr
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Ah, now that's a different matter.
On that particular occasion, you farted yourself.
You're now just pretending you didn't.
Fart fart fart.

Tch, and you blame it all on some harmless old bag.

Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I prefer them when they're small
Easier to play kick the baby with
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ANd their poop is fucked up colours
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# ok I agree
Poop should never be white, yellow or green.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# the only thing that should be green is pears, apples and martians.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Grass?
Squashed frogs?
Snot?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# No vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0822389/quotes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# my personal favourite is "sillier than a bum full of smarties."
and of course, "there's a smell in here that will outlast religion"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I think I will have to watch this film
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# A movie about poop
Yes you do need to watch it. Just don't base your opinions of Australians on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Haha, I'll see if I can find a torrent, but not tonight!
I need to go to bed!

G'Night internets!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# i'd rather be stereotyped by kenny than crocodile dundee...
that's not a knoife...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I see you've played knifey spoony before
beats people thinking I should talk like Steve Irwin. Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Mad as a clown's cock
haha love it. Got to get the dvd and watch it again
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# haha :)
TJ: I just rediscovered this form yonks back. i'm still proud of it...



click for good quality
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# >POP!<
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# yeah cop that. i hope that spoils someones sexytiems.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# i was once given the responsiblity of looking after 4000 condoms that were to be handed out at a college
for legal reasons I want to go on record stating that I had nothing to do with the perforating of one of these 4000 condoms.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# SENTRY
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# can i bung this here and ask
does this look at all okay for a book cover?


Cluck for buggery (132KB)
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# first yes
second is it a real book
third can i read it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# first : GREAT!
second : I'm writing it
third : you can if you buy it
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Not unless its a graphic novel
Meh.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# that was the plan :(
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# So it is a graphic novel?
Something about it reminds me of persiphilis
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i just googled that.
and found...fuck all.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808417/
So, I can't spell, whatchawannadoaboutit? I can't levitate either. Or poop through the eye of a needle.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# shame,i was going to ask for your hand in marriage
but you don't have any of the prerequisites
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# So, your sugardaddy profile is as follows:
Must be:

1) Accomplished levitator
2) Able to produce directional poop

Good luck.

Mine is:

1) In posession of a pair of cracking norks
2) Have a pulse
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# A pulse?
 
SETTING YOUR SIGHTS A BIT HIGH AREN'T YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# It is number 2 on the list
after all
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# i'd probably lose the picture
unless it's a comic book thing and that's what the art style is actually like
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# That's just what I thought
I own your brain. FACT.

Its in a jar, out the back.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ah christ i need that for drawing cats
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# The jar or the brain?
You could use the brain but the lines won't be too sharp.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# This is not worthy of its own thread
but funny nontheless.



BTW. On your book cover, the publishers will probably tell you to get rid of the colours on her eyeliner to reduce production costs.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I like that cat it is a nice cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# it looks cool but what does it have to do with polynomials?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# that is the mystery
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# It looks okay, but it wouldn't make me pick it up.
If you're just in charge of the image, leave the lettering and shit; the publishers do that. If the lettering is your responsibility, the staggering of la and Nth is a bit off-putting. EDIT: Just read the blurb, nice. Though you need to put spaces after commas.

Have a late-night threadjack demon.

(going to be part of a reference sheet, hence blankface.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# aww yeah check this guy out
he's scaly and feathery as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Nice hoofs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# wow
THat's over Seven tall!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)
# A tiny white rectangle with a red x in the middle of it?
Utter shit. But that's hardly your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# what browser are you using?
not like i know how to fix it.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# You're clearly a kindly dood, Fuckpig.
But it's no use. My employers don't want their drones to use image hosts, full stop. The fact that I can see some pics on /board is down to their incompetence.

Username of the century, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# cheers:P
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Fuckpig.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
# cheep anime porno here only!!!!!
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# shemale curve
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# gay pussy eating bonerjam '97
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)
# HERE IS YOUR GOODBYE KISS, YOU DOG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF AHEAD OF THE CURVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# sure, if it's a book about ass wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Urgent - more ugent than Daleks
The dashing Dr faces untold social peril.
(Ed Parnell, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Dr Poo in the Turdis?
Does the sonic screwdriver have a "Wipe crevice" setting?
And there's lots of paper! Look! On the roller!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Dr Poo
Yes, but can you imagine the Doctor, trousers around his ankles, going from cubicle to cubicle. Brigadier!
(Ed Parnell, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Lethbridge-Stuart?
 
total scatmuncher, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Hey
Don't dis' the Brig! He was cool.
"Aliens! Let's blow them up."
"Spaceship! Let's shoot it down."
"Slightly odd-looking rabbit! Call in an airstrike."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# what a gentleman does in private with his moustache is entirely his own concern.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)
# lolwhut?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I recall
a Pertwee episode where he comes up with a device that'll stop the Sea Devils - but the mains lead is less than a foot long.

Memory is hazy here, but I reckon UNIT had the technology to overcome this obstacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# O'rly Post
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# YA RLY!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Them's some pug mugs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# O HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# YO YO YO
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# about time you came back
you didn't actually get married did you? much confusion abounded from your last visit here ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# fuck no, I get the cow for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Awwww
hello mr hare, how are you, you FUCKING DESERTER?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# tired, yet peculiarly satisfied.
 
AS ALWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Not everybody can just dodge a shoe like that
It takes something special...

img341.imageshack.us/img341/7614/shoevs7.gif

I posted it as a link because I'm a spoon and it's a big file.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Is it Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# But it's a link to a picture :(
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Then why didn't you post it on /links?
*EDIT*

...or optimise it?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Oh Dear Oh Dear.

I just did it coz im a board nazi sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Guru Meditation!
It would refuse to restart even if I did click whenever I got one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# ...
Ctrl + Left Amiga + Right Amiga
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# YES!
The real man's ctrl+alt+del
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I shall remember this for when I dust off my Amiga next
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# As much as I love all my Amigas
they are never coming out of the loft until a museum wants them.
Much better to emulate these days and take advantage of the PC's modern graphics ( separate graphics controller? pioneered by the Amiga ) and memory.

www.amigaforever.com/ well worth the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# all ive got left of my amiga is
my competition pro joystick (non-microswitched version) with a parallel port where the old serial port used to be so i can use it on my pc.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# WinUAE is my weapon of choice for emulation, and it's free
However, nothing ever beats hearing the noise of it loading or the 30 minutes you've spent fiddling with the back of the TV just to get Lotus Turbo Challenge 2 to load.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# arf!
p.s. my vote goes to the post belonging right here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Something I would of done
but seriously.. who throws a shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Showing you the soles of his feet/shoes
is one of the greatest insults an arab can give you. Apart from beheading you, which is pretty insulting.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I'd like to have a moan now, just for the sake of it.
This ere new work laptop won't let me see imageshack pics at all, so even my own reposts redex.

And b3ta-hosted pics have always redexed for me at work.

Moan moan moan.

Anyone'd think I like moaning.

Moan.

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# :D
haha the first few responses... fucking hell, b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Mind the cunts.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I didn't and now i tripped over ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Aww.
*Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I like the duck mask !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# nice!
btw if you did that on photoshop, make sure you "save for web" or whatever it's called and reduce the number of colours, that'll cut down the filesize
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# aye
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1229303662/shoes.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# amateur!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'll edit this into the original post.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# haha, you might prefer mine
above. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I liked that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# haha! nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# its very good :)
all these haters are doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# spoon babies
and i like cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
I liked that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with the post.
i just thought id voice that, since a few people seem to be shouting at you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# needs more terrordeath.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# This just in -- Bush threw it first
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Haha! Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# SHOE FIGHT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hah
a molotov cocktail would brighten this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# He is rather juvenile.
What a catch!

I'm dying to see how many different takes there are on this episode.

click;
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# i was going for a cream pie, but got diverted when I was working on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# A grand piano might be nice/
:)


Oops. I could prolly do a bit of it myself. I've bveen ever so lazy.

I'm watching the Godfather for the first time right now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# This is top flight in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Not shown my face around here for a while:
Have a boob beastie on me:
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# TUG . . . little beastie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# TUG?
Put that away at once.



tut. Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# OK . . . Grope !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# on 3
1....2....3....PULL!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# defo

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I'd knock on it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Mum?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# haha
all he wants is some milks!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Arf.
Looks like he wants it badly too.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# topgun was just on!


ahh good times
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Maverick . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# i feel a need
the need for speed!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# HOLY SHIT, IT'S VIPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# No man, we got our asses kicked.
Really?
Yeah man, 30 seconds, he went like this, we went like that,
I turned to Hollywood and said where'd he go?
Hollywood said Where'd who go?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I've got a bogey on my screen
pass the screen wipes Iceman.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Here's something that should be in QOTW, only the current QOTW isn't about Top Gun.
I once had a job doing door-to-door sales.
Did it for a week, and earned £16. Which just about covered my bus fares.
On one of the days, I was 'mentored' by a little 16-yr-old prick who had been bitten by the salesman bug.
He closed his eyes and could SEE the helicopter on his front lawn, he told me.
His 'company' was going to be called 'Top Gun Enterprises'.

(Now I'm about to go all /talk)

Ever met anyone who likes this film and isn't a prick?

*EDIT* You all get the benefit of the doubt, because, after all, you're here, now. And that counts for something.

But, C'MON. Snap out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i like this film
and my mum says i'm not a prick.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I like it
but I am a huge wanker
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I hated it.
And find that very reasuring.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Don't want to start a new thread
So I'll put this here



Wooo doodling is fun
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# is it a bird?
discovery channel+1 death machines is my new favorite program.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahaha christ!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# It . . . it . . . it's . . . over there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Cuddly toy..! Teasmade..!


Didn't he do well?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Haha.
Whack-A-Bush.

I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I like this whole concept,
yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# He bearly missed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# bet he feels a bit grizzly now
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Might be a bit bi-polar
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Oh pooh
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# It was a Kodiak moment
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I might have to find a panda-start spanging folks for these puns soon!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Time to join the Hiber Nation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
#
Who is that?
(Poison-System-X, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I don't know.
possible answers

Keanu Reeves
Hugh Jackman
Bob The Builder
Snowy from TinTin
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Other:
Earl
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Too smily for Keanu Reeves
He's too cool to smile.
(Poison-System-X, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Paddy Considine
(meepmeep is, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I think it's Christian Bale
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Just caught the news, shoes or no airborne shoes do you get get the feeling this guy has begun to realize he is quite possibly going down as the biggest fuckwit in North American Presidential history, even sparing the first Roosevelt

Be interesting to see what Bolton and his neo-con filth kin attempt next after two terms of this lunacy from the shadows, by which I mean Fox News as every other social commentator coming across as shallow twats when grilled by Paxman on Newsnight
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Aah yes . . . the anals of history . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice..

now there's a name/b3tan from the past...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)

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