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# WHERE'S MAH MOH-NEEEEEEEEE?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# :D
glee
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# y'alls pimp lizard in the hizzouse
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Pimpjesus took it all
Now SCRAM

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# J-Dog in da hizzy
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Fo' sho', ma nizzle!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# need needs the moohoola to get him some blings!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# :D
yes! i was just thinking that i hadn't seen any of your pictures for a while. the world needs more mr pineapple!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# mmmm pimpin
nice.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Greenpimp!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i sceam for ice cream.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# SuperDave!
CREATOR OF THE ALAPABETTS! WOO!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I am all for ice cream
\o/

edit : DOUBLE FUCKING YELLOW LINES!!!!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# i am badass.
:p
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# maybe he is ghost riding / street crawling whilst the kids run alongside?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# GHOST RIDING!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# woot!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Yummmn . . . double dips !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# :D
Yay woo and lully as always sir :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I wish i lived in your world
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# r is for
right arm much longer than left arm :P
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# r is for rut
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# r is for robot actually ;p
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# not pirates then?
or motorbike? rrrrrrrrrm rmmmmmmmmm :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# im going to for the more traditional
p is for pirate.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# but P is for pie!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# make greeting cards!!
PROFIT!!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# This is what I want for Christmas...
I love the look on his cheeky little chops... sometimes stuff is unsurpassed un-'shopped... prove me wrong...

Link deleted by popular demand...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# please tell me you found this image on the internet?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Please read before you post...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# it is rubbish
that posts which are wrong get the most posts.

like decent images dont get any and then if someone posts something that shouldnt be here, 10 seconds later theres 20 replies calling them wrong.

lamme guys.

edit: not blaming you though skug, just posting in this one because its on the top :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I try to help, I was unsure if this was his own photograph
as I've not seen it before, or if he'd actually shopped it at all, hence me asking the question :)
There's no point shouting at people who make mistakes, it makes the cry and not come back
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Eggs ackery
This is a pic my mate took on holiday, it's not on the net (well, obviously it is now) & I thought you bastards would have fun doing something with him... don't worry I'm still in the cunt-house & writing out lines ;o)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ...never believe your "mate"
mates say "look what i took a picture of" which translates as "look what i found on the internet"
edit : the idea is to create your own and show us what you've done :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# WELL I HAPPEN TO LIKE THE ODD BANDWAGON NOW AND THEN
 

 
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ....this is the next brandow...
yawn
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# But Henry's not?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Ooh baby
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Phoooaarrrrr
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# off i go again
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# lordy! we'se gonna be having a full on tornado nazi!
oh and "STOP STARING AT MY HELMET"

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# This board is for stuff you've made
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# he could have given birth to the motorcyclist
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I find this to be a possibility
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hi I think you've got the wrong end of the stick
this is ideally a place for you to post images you've created yourself
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Nice picture. It's not good form to post things you haven't made in a new thread though.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Oh, and DON'T DELETE A THREAD!
EVER.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Aha my bad
I thought it was fucked up stuff like-minded freaks would enjoy - I shall edit accordingly & then go & fuck myself.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# draw a picture of yourself doing that
and replace the image with it

:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ! 707
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# If a picture of a man is what you class as "fucked up stuff"
then I think you need to get out more
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# He is on a moped though.
That's pretty fucked up.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hmmm
You say 'man', I say 'pissed off midget on a moped'... do you call Peter Sutcliffe 'a bit handy with a hammer' ? :o)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# still a bloke on a moped...
even if his moped is 12 foot tall
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# You do need to get out more.
Try consumptionjuction and compare.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# and no slouch with a screwdriver, neither.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I dont mind, so long as you learnt your lesson
now to make some photo shopped images (or paintshopped) or things you made from other things to look like things... or drawings you made.
or drawings some one else made that you then photo shopped. or models you made with glue and plastic.
or comments you made. or stickers or guns or marbles. or a nice lemon midrange flan. or a hellicopter building plan. or a gun that shoots jam. or a mountain of spam!
or a lamb who believes their life is a sham. goes to work on a tram or a space ship with han. one thing they demand that you

don't touch the ham
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I think its his glands
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I'm leaving the band
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# thats underhand
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I dont give a damn
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# kapow, ZaP, BANG
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# in court with saddam
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# they said he must hang!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *trips you up*
*runs away*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# arg...
your timing its impeckable
doffs cap
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# from and old rubber
with fish paste at the bottom and remogel smeared on his face using a block of mencap.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# haha
well gd luck with that
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
i was going to say just do the latter, but as i'm feeling nice i won't

and as i'm feeling helpful
www.flickr.com/
it's a brilliant site to post your photos on, hardly anyone knows about it, which is a shame.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# dr sharesh?
how did you get that moped?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# YOUR OWN WORK
Loads of places are clogged up with random pics.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
HE KNOWS I DONE WRONG
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Sorry, you can't have one
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hosted on facebook it is......
very fuckin poor.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah...
MY fuckin facebook... durrr...

I've now learnt the error my my ways, I've written out twelvetymillion times 'b3ta board is only for my own creations', I've moved on...

Now... haven't you got some kids you should be fiddling with instead of jumping on a dead & buried bandwagon ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hehehehe!
welcome a/board
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# fucking tourists been pissing me off all day
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# SEND IT GO
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ha!
I've just been listening to TOUGHASSMOTHERFUCKER'S epic track 'FUCK TERRORISTS'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUX8lU4OeAw
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah that shit is pretty funny.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i've been there
and all i got was fucked off :(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# another little painty thing :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# cute alien will kill us all!
to death!

twice!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# hurrah! :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Iggle Piggle wouldn't hurt anyone :(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# that's what he wants you to think
:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I can see him biting heads off pontipines
and throwing their tiny little mutilated corpses about in 'innocent' glee...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# haha
who doesn't enjoy doing that
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# in the FAYCE!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# that's grand!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Fantastic.
I truly love your pictures.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# HU
RAH!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# oooh
he's got one of those iron man things
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# haha!
The little guy lives in there :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Little baby spore will spore up to rule the spores !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Iggle Piggle!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# haha
oh yeah he is a bit...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# charming
i like that other one you posted today also
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# ta! :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I like him
he is a nice little man
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# lovely stuffly
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Poor guy was only trying to be a bit green!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I hope this never gets old
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# haha
coconut shy next :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Or the Throw the ball, Dunk-the-clown sideshow thingy
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's genuis.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha!
oh yes.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I get in from work and i see this...
Panoweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
.
.hoopla
.
.
.yay
.
.woo
.CLICK!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# certainly more intelligent than the real target
click
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# And he's such a good shot to boot !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# bad dum tish
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I like your egg !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# AHhahaa
Also, this is the greatest song ever written:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4vO9H7U0ic
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I thaught you had vowed to stop using youtube
edit : nice song tho
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# No, I'm using it immensely to promote the boycott/blackout.
More TOUGHASSMOTHERFUCKER
www.b3ta.com/links/FUCK_YOUTUBE_nsfw
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# fantastic
!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Woooo, right in the Shoebank!



Never thought I'd get a chance to repost that...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# D'oh
I gerrit :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# *ding!*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# This is by far the best thing
that has happened to b3ta in ages :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# haha
that is excellent
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I missed this one
winner!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# What's the DEAL with SHOES?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# thats fantastic!
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Ha ha cheers.
I had so much fun making this :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# truely impressive mate!
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# EPICWIN
hahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Not that there's anything wrong with them . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Fuck! That's good!
Woo.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Haha, top stuff.
Woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I just noticed George
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# The guy actually looks a bit like him
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# hahaha
#dum de dum dum dum - dum dum#
#dum dum dum dum#
#dum de dum dum dum - dum dum#
#DEDDER DER DER!#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Arf!
Fark's linked to a BoingBoing compilation of shoe anims...
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4087337
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I don't see them.
Just a page with comments. What am I doing wrong?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# That's the Fark comments on the thread
The BoingBoing link is
www.boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html
And yes, your pic is there!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Haha
The pokemon one is a missed opportunity. It's funny but it could have been fantastic.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# You've accidentally created a small communist country in error
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# In communist country
error creates you.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# oh my god! but I love freedom!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I enjoyed that far too much
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# ha
i have never seen an episode of seinfeld in my life. its never been on british tv.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Yes it has you spacker.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# nu-uh
is it better or worse than home improvement ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# roffles at wikipedia stating the obvious in the opening summary
"The show's title is a pun; it refers to physical improvement of houses, as well as to improving life with family, friends, work, and school."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# ...and that's the extent of the humour in that particular show.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# not true
at least two of his children have hilarious '90s american child actor' bowlcuts
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Well I'm going to go against the flow here
and say that it's great. George Costanza is a creation of genius.
It starts to get really good around the 3rd season.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# i'm not sure i'd like it. that guys stand up is pretty bad.
i like 'friends' though...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Yeah, Seinfeld's standup is embarassing.
The first few seasons "feature" it at the beginning and sometime in the middle and end. It's terrible. The show itself got better as it went on though and they dropped the standup from it pretty quickly.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ^this
Jerry's stand up is absolute shit, but the episodes showcase some of the best comedy ever made. You need to watch it for a bit to get into it, but once you do, you will be handsomely rewarded.

Oh, and Big woos to the anim!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Buy one get one free
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# hahahaha
I think this news story will live forever!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# haha!
woo :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Haha oh lord
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Why does Kramer throw shoe?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# NO FOOTWEAR FOR YOU!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# He's run out of forks?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# So . . . who wants to play catch next ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# haha
I like this
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# He likes to slap leather !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I wish he had caught and juggled them now.
Worst President ever.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# What a legassy . . . to leave behind !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# hoopla!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Now . . . he's off to join the circus !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# biggershoe!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Yeah . . . a really BIG shoe !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha!



(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Even I'm surprised that he didn't drop it . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha
Come and have a go........
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Let it rip !
Ooooooooh . . . you did . . . good one !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Lolz
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# rofl
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# rofl??
read the faqs
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# rofl?
Read
Our
Faq
Luncheonfucker
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# That settles it,
no mayonnaise in my sandwiches tomorrow.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# lmaonaise?
On my brofl sprouts??
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I wonder if this works for other jobs?
A cook actually being cooked?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Like a twat being twatted?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Spoiler alert? :(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# actually, no
but it came to mind when he mentioned it. The cook doesn't get cooked.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Clear your desk.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Whoops, cunt.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
#

the sarcasm in this post is sponsored by belgium
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Belgium called
They can't cough up the dough for this much sarcasm. You know, with the crunch and all that.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# You know those Flemish . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I do
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Ah, Tuesday.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Whilst your link is quite amusing
I believe that the Nazis are about to pounce :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# congratulations
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hello, on the off chance that you're not a troll please note that people here don't approve at that sort of thing.
There's another board for your links. It's called the links board. Crazy, I know.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It was on links earlier
don't send him our way!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Read the FAQ matey
have this coyote macaw (which is along the lines of what you should be posting. ie, an image)and here is the
FAQ and i hope you're not just doing it for kicks, because you'll then be a cunt
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Polly want a critter ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Oh dear
you poor poor new person.
I feel so sorry for you.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# My bum itches
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# serves you right
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I suppose so
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# does it charge for this service?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# hahahah

Ignore him, he's a cunt
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# 5492 !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Holy fuck ,the noobs are crap this week!


(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# lol mexicans!
etc..
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# lucky for her she has that gun
because she doesn't appear to have a stick to beat me off with.
*fantasises about being beating off*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Polyp plopped on the lips !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# i wouldn't want to go anywhere near that mouth
but everywhere else is fair game
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I don't think you want to get caught near her feet . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Boil Olive Oyl


Sorry I will stop soon

www.b3ta.com/board/9029138
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# love these
do one for Jason Orange
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# i would but nothing rythmes with orange
*christ*

#;o)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# door hinge?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# but then you have to accomodate jason
hmmm mason door hinge. a great actor.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# is lozenge any better?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# hasten lozenge
it might be you
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# borange?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# didnt someone change their name to that or blorange
just so he could rhyme something with orange?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# therre are a lot of gorringe around here
they run an auctioneers.

oh twat just noticed your name.

duh, i AM an idiot

*slaps self hard*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# With a name like that
I suppose they are left with no other option
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I'd of gone for porange murple
so I could rhyme with orange and purple
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Turtle fucking rhymes with purple for fucks sake.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# oh fucking thankyou
you wait till i change my fucking name then, you tell me.
*points*
*shakes finger*

*changes name back*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# yeah so does murple
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# You know what...
I think its time for a change.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# melange?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Sporange
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# you win!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Jason Orange climbs the Blorenge?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Lozenge?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Extra virgin ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Nah,
we all know bluto went to Mount Olive!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# And . . . Oooooooh . . . what a pressing engagement that must have been !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# bindun
in a compo
but woo yay excellent
(no im not going to find proof)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i don't mind
it's an itch i have to scratch in public. sorry again everyone. only one left. promise
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# ahh I look forward to it
no need to apologize btw these are ace
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# thanks.very much #:o)
teatime first though.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# haha what?
not worth its own thread -

CFB

cfb (117k)

i had this idea at work and was really excited when i got home, however it's not as good as i'd hoped, egad
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# My favorite brother was . . . Skid !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I like Karl
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# You get good ones for that !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I've done that before.
But I like this :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# arse! i had a funny feeling it mighta bindun too
also thanks :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Oh no
I meant I've had ideas at work, rushed home to do them for them to be a bit...less good than I anticipated - not your idea!

Observe:

Photobucket

Bloody hell that's big. Hold on. Resized, looks a bit more shit.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I . . . for one . . . find myself diverted !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ah right gotcha!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# my first post...


meh.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Who throws a shoe?
Honestly!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Animated first post!
Welcome
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Nice first post,
he says as it eats away at his bandwitdh!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# very good
did you make this?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# arrrrr
I did. my first too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I like your post, but I'm afraid
that anything with this file size won't go down so smoothly with the old folk on here (and the ones who consider themselves that).

Size it down to anything below 200 k (you're at 800+ now!) and you'll be fine.

Other than that: Welcome!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# good point
yep, maybe i'll resize a little and host it somewhere else! :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# The size guidelines aren't about taking up room on the server.
More about ensuring the page loads smoothly for all users, even those with slow connections.

Pull up a chair, shop a (bag)kitten, you'll never leave!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Remember to use the edit . . .
thank you . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# 400k for animations now :)
but yes, it could with running through the optimising mill
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# haha :D
that is excellent, nicely done
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Ta!
Appreciate all the comments, I’ve optimized it slightly and changed host :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Good Odd Shoe Job !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# We were all thinking it
thank you for finally making it happen (quite stylishly too)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Shouldn't be afraid!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Aaargh my brain is melting!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely !

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# transparency?
fail
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# arf!
Clever stuff, well done that man
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Thank ya muchly.
How you keeping these days?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Crazy glued stars . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Iron Mike Ads
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Sorry redex for me.
edit: shit it's actually a good picture :(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ditto.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# ditto again.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# "
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# imarage shackles . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# arg dont panic there are ways of handeling this

click "my images" and you can use the hosting from this site to make a link.
or try thease guys
www.b3tards.com/

way easy to upload and host
hope this helps

oh and use the edit option under your post.


hang on ... wtf i am being helpfull what has happened to me ... i think my glands must have been in that section of tooth i lost today.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# *Feels fluffed*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I can see your tooth from here !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# yeah i was trying to examine it more closely
with the zoom from my web cam... I was unsuccessful. so i decided to make a screaming potato. as soon as i saw this poor fellow pictureless i released the screaming potato to ward off evil spirits.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Well cloven advice !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# might I TJ here?
Anybody know a good (free) way to split AVI files? Would appreciate any leads.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# that made me laugh far more than it should have
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Collard !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# yep
click this link
"C:\Program Files\Movie Maker\moviemk.exe"
there is a split button on windows movie maker

edit : alternativly coffie cup do an animation program that splits frames off an avi file. you only get a 30 day trial so you will have to be quick.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# What if they're on Win98?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# then they are DOOOOOMED!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# on windows 98 it is called mine sweeper
but it effectively does the same job
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# thanks a lot
I've never even opened moviemaker!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# yep not allot of people do
but its actually pretty nifty... apart from they dont have a frame index or animated gif output.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# VirtualDub?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# cheers
will check it out
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Here
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# yay another excuse to use my old old robot
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# The firing range is now clear !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# She is so . . . nice about it . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Why not?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# the redex on this mac isnt even a redex
have this nostalgic repostal from 1974



hey, you dont even need to put the file suffix in anymore !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Mmmm
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# this ^^^
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# That's not what she's really saying . . .
I read lips . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Fa So La Te Dough !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# kewl, i did the same thing once
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Nice rescue !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Just watched Help! yesterday.
Immediately had this sequence in my head. Glad it's out now. Bad Ringo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Darn ring anyway !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Britain's Ringoin' mad
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# But . . . will he answer ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# This clanger's driving me mad,
I threw him away, yeah.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)
# insomniac scratchings


Ed:
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# That's one strong stream of sick.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# That makes my brain itch . . . but I don't know how to scratch it . . .
Edit: Nifty schematic !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Yay LASERBARF™
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# now this is more like it
:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# It is it . . . isn't it . . . it ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# quite so
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# top stuff as always
love the time lapse as well
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# awww look
a plate o' pus
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# PUKEBLAST!
woo! :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# On hammer time's head !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# this is amazing
you must spend hours on these things
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Blueish Dog . . . plays the blues . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hoooowooooo
Smokestack lightnin'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# That works too !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Nicely!
Is the source yours too? I like that style.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# It was actually found at the pound . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Brillio.
As ever.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# It's the green manaleshi!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Now I must go listen to that for a matchup !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# You don't want to take my word for it
I ain't nuthin' but a hound-dawg
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# He's got the green/blues
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# The turquoises then?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Turquoise and teal... both lovely words and lovely colours
but I have a problem differentiating some blue/greens, no idea why.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Fluorapophyllite with Stilbite
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# BISMUTH
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Hot dog!
Nice work :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Slip slidin' away . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# That's rather awesome :D
and is the perfect accompaniment to the musical noises I am currently listening to
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# SLAYER!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Killer Pussy!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# that is all kinds of bizarre
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# *concures*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Now I'm curious . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Me too.
I don't know what they are either.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Thats perfect !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Woke up this morning
der-duh der-duh der!
felt kinda blue
der-duh der-duh der!
then I felt kinda green
der-duh der-duh der!
then I felt kinda blue again
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Could it be something you ate ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Could it beeeeeeeeeeeeee something I ate?
I've been feelin' kinda weird...

Da-nah na DA!

...ever since I ate that ooze.

*Blues guitar climbdown*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Foot stompin' !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# alright...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# one dog two dog red dog blue dog
woo(f) woo(f) woo(f) woo(f)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Quick . . . copywrite that . . . bow wow !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# yes .. good idea
i see ... a childrens book, yes, that would do nicely
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# yeahwoo !
*grooves*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hoooooooooooooooowoooooooool !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Meet Clyde



He has strong opinions about Sage and Onion.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# He can take his opinions
of sage and onion and shove them up his arse.


Woo.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# If that's Clyde
I'd hate to meet Bonnie. Woo, indeed!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Go ahead . . . lay my egg !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# right turn clyde
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# What about mushroom and chestnut?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Pleasant
...but I prefer Oatmeal (Skirlie)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# personally or in a Turkey
or both?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I'm easy
(Insert witty comment below )
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# /witty comment
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# /titty comment
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# clitty torment
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# you know it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# That's some fucked up chicken.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I think it's a turkey - a cold turkey
but it might be a camel in disguise
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Damn KGB Camels
coming over here, stealin' our lols
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# we should round them up, put em in a field
....AND BOMB THE BASTARDS
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hello clyde
please don't shoot me, i thought it was a goose, honest
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# hello b3ta im new


please don't Click for bigger the bigger makes it look even worse (108KB)
say hello to tuba moose
rofle i forgot to do the arm.

now to see how many of them will be taken in by my cunning ruse.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Female
and you forgot the arm?
Do'e
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# nothing can be perfect in the eyes of alah!
*burns computer*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# She really blows . . . and that's a good thang !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# would
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# MOOSES WITH TITS!
/Approves
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Have you never been to Swindon?
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Fucking brilliant weekend.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# i read about a
time travelling literary detective from Swindon once
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Bush kaliedoscope!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I see biscuits :)
*is REALLY hungry now*

Lovely musics, btw :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# POW !
The full glory does it for me . . . Big Time !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I just got a kaleidoscope plugin. I have much to learn :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# fairly simple to use
one tip is to apply the filter to the original source image, rather than applying it to the previously filtered image..

:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# whoa
my brains...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)

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