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# ning all, have some rockets
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Splendid, as one can never have enough rockets
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Actually,
with the addition of those two, my collection is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Even more splendid

do you have any plans for them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You wouldn't say no to another
You know, just in case one breaks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# HURRAH!
Also, can someone remind me of how to do that deep linking thingy in youtube? I keep adding t=107s to the end of the url to get 1 minute and 47 seconds in but it doesn't want to work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
www.splicd.com/

or add #t=1m07s
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Nice :)
tenuous rocket related pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# This is precisely why horses shouldn't be allowed to drive
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Well, there are other reasons of course

most of them have something to do with the keys to the boot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# this
is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# these are the best pair of rockets i've seen all day
keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# that is lovely animationating
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Have another from me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# cor that's great that is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Whee!
Brilliant stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# double wokits!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning all
(Pedropepper is scouting his flat for unclaimed alcohol, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Is he feeling his presents again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Arf!
(Pedropepper is scouting his flat for unclaimed alcohol, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# We informe you from megamillion lottery that you have been approved for prize claim of 660,000 euros
, in euro economic recovery lottery program held in Italy. please contact the claim agent in madrid Mr juan, for processing and claim by check or bank transfer.

IM RICH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Apparently a bunch of people here are lampooning you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah, I wish they'd stop doing that

ello gronkers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I think you need to see
Amal
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Fucking Amal?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0150662/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Madrid, Italy
such a great place
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Haha, and Mr. Juan is such an original spanish name
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
#
nobody fucks with the jesus juan
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# is that a common swizz these days?
I got one through the post for a former housemate
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I think it's quite old
they keep popping up every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I bought an xbox a few days ago
It said it came with two free games but when I got to the counter they gave me four free games and an extra $50 off the shelf price.

WAY TO ADVERTISE YOUR SALE, EB
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Did you have to show your tits?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# No, in fact the lady even said that there was no need for it and could I please put them away
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# splendid stuff
welcome new person
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Gold Five to Red leader, lost Tiree, lost Dutch!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# thats a bit
woo that is

edit : someone deleted my 5000th post :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9056902
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# woo yay!
but needs more áåñïëàòíî ïîðíî ôîòî ñòàðóõè áåñïëàòíûå ïîðíî âûäåî ðîëèêè
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# top stuff!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# OLD POP IN AN OAK, OLD POP IN AN OAK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Top stuff.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# "It's your dad's beard. He wanted you to have it when you were older"

Woo yay and, indeed, houpla sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Woo
Excellent Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I think part of me just died

edit : other squirrels are available
www.b3ta.com/board/9056796
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# which part?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# points to bloody stump
edit : and I'm in work a bit later on today
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Jamnog that isn't a part of your body, it's the ABSENCE of a part.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# What we demand is a total absence of solid fact!
edit : and that is not a demand
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# if it's bleeding its still alive
unless you mean the bloodied lump over ther -->
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You've never seen a stuck pig before, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'm on a roll tonight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# talking about a stump. and no i haven't seen a stuck pig
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# In short:
It's dead and bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Also, where did this whole "Lampooning the mediocre / subverting the bad" thing come from?
I did a search and all I found was some argument about weebl not being funny anymore from 2003.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Some new person
Got all angry and accused someone else of copying his sig text. So we all copied it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ahh
that makes me almost sad that my internet is being so shit lately. On the positive side, I've got lots of excercise and my wii fit is telling me I'm losing too much weight.

I might have to change ISP in the new year to stop it bitching at me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# it was me
i am an international word thief, see sig for further details
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# what bob said and here's the link to the dummy spit
www.b3ta.com/talk/5778264

any reference to luther blisset, that's him, he changed his name
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# :O
desperately tries to araldite it back on
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# use superglue, that's what it's for...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I dont have any
*continues to mix*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# araldite is a pretty strong glue
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Oh the hilarity
When I misunderstood what the tube of hardener was for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I think Elvis wrote a song about a similar experience in 1960
Lionel Ritchie did a cover
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Wait, I think Elvis was singing about Epoxy Resins
He had a bit of a thing for them when he was in the army.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Now you mention it
I think elvis did sing about epoxy in one of his movies, for reals. Only he called it goop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Blako-oxy-tonic phosphate eh?
nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# They don't make 'em
Like The King any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Holy Crap, I never knew Elvis was such a revolutionary
www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-sachs/the-summer-of-clams_b_56551.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Bush and Palin for 2013!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# this gets a woo yay
from me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# how much? how much? how much? how much?
how much? how much? how much? how much? how much?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Melchior,Balthazar and Caspar
3k30
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I...
I don't know what to say here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# just nod, smile
and back away slowly
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# That's really not my style. I hug tramps.
Even when they smell like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DON'T WANT IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# my lucky night then
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING FORCE IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# :o
:|

edit: you'd think if they were going to strip naked, they'd take their socks & shoes off at some point!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ^-^
!~!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Is that the sun?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# well, one thing is sure:
that's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# nice use of light
and shade
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Opposing light sources etc.

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *nods, smiles, and backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
Found this a lot funnier that I perhaps I should have.

*hail Marys*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# bloody ref had hair in her eyes

ning all

www.b3ta.com/board/9056083 - other squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Tirrels with Squits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# close enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# is this replacing jolly jacks squirrels now?
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# well its more of a fill in till he gets back
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# COUNTDOWN TO THURSDAY, FUCKERS
I'm going to make a million by selling popeye merchandise.

entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/kids_tv/article5415854.ece
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# SQLWITTITS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# CHIPPIECHIPS!
/hillblog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# That's a database I'd pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# psst
flikr
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Beardmation!


This took far too long
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I like the way your beard explodes out of your face
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I might try a version where it grows back
but it would mean making it even smaller res for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# nice bearnimation there
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# While we're in a Star Wars theme...

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Hahaha
:D Ning Jeccy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha
morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# There's something wrong with his cursor
it's all bent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# it is
I doodled it all crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)
# lol!
plus 'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I bet its bloody freezing out there
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Myth
Space has no temperature, and the idea that it is cold is a fallacy perpetuated by films, etc.

Apologies: I was a fucking idiot. Statement retracted on grounds of massive inaccuracy caused by barely functioning brain getting its science the wrong way round.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# buh?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# How would you define "no temperature"?
Outside of radiation from stars, space has a base temperature of ~3º above Absolute Zero (-273ºC) from the Cosmic Microwave Background. Stick a finger out in that, it's a bit cold.

Might not frost up your windows, there being no moisture, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Oops.
I misinterpreted some info I saw a few weeks ago. Sorry.

This is embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ^this but with added discription of temperature.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Average particle motion?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I lean more towards particle motion being an effect of the temperature rather than the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# that and some black bodies thrown in for good measure.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sna?
(Essence of Wombat, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# A hard vacuum has no temperature, but most 'space' has some density of gas, which is largely (apart from the stars...) very cold.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# juh?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# But there's so little gas
that it can't conduct the heat away. You'd lose heat by radiation, but then that's not all that quick, either. Especially in a space suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I mean, let's pretend we made a hard vacuum in a jam jar
and let's also pretend that we had some sort of indestructible thermometer that somehow didn't occupy any matter, situated in the centre of the hard vacuum. Some sort of ethereal temperature reading device. Just humour me for a moment.

If we took that jam jar and buried it in the snow for a thousand years, would the thermometer change temperature? What if we then put it in the oven for a thousand years? Any changes?

Would the original temperature of the room the vacuum was created in count as "having temperature"?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Well, apparently macroscopic temperature is defined by the flow of heat from one body to another
so...

arrgh. I know that you are right - but surely the energy from the oven has to be transmitted across the vacuum somehow, er.

Perhaps I'm not much of a physicist :(

edit : also this has all the makings of a xkcd strip! throw in some analogy/weak pun about relationships and we're there!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# It's ok, neither am I
I just like to argue sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# the thermometer in the middle of the ideal vacuum would not change temperature
there's no matter for heat conduction to the middle of the jar.

The external temperature of the jar would have temperature (assuming it has some heat capacity)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# so if it doesn't change, it stays at the same temperature it was at when the vacuum was created?
it still "has temperature"?

I agree that it wouldn't have any "heat energy", but it would still "have temperature".

I'm in a finger-quotes mood right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *thinks*
I think the act of creating the ideal vacuum with lead to something having 0 (absolute) temperature

hangon! all of this can't happen in the first place. If there is no temperature, by definition, then at absolute zero and that violates one of the laws of thermodynamics.


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# THANKYOU
I was going more for the definition of measurement rather than the whole thermodynamics thing, but we both got to the same place in the end.

Of course, we could start talking about entropy but that would just start a whole other shitstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Wait, entropy would stop a shitstorm, not start it
I still think I'm doing pretty well considering I've been drinking for seven hours now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# FUCKING ENTROPY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Naa
The temperature on the thermometer wouldn't change because the amount of heat energy held by the thermometer itself would remain the same, since the vacuum around it would stop any heat energy from being lost or gained.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You're forgetting that this is a magical thermometer that doesn't occupy any matter
It wouldn't have any heat energy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# If the thermometer is hotter than the surroundings
then it would slowly cool down. If it was colder, then it would slowly heat up.

Think of a vacuum flask - sure, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, but not for ever! Damn you and your hollow promises of eternal piping hotness, vacuum flasks!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# NO NO NO
The thermometer doesn't occupy any matter. It behaves exactly like its surroundings. This is crucual to my point.

I can't remember why but it is.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# If the thermometer doesn't occupy any matter
how can it give a temperature reading? I is confuzzled.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# It's a theoretical thermometer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Heat can be transmitted by radiation
That's how it gets from the Sun to us, so for the thermometer experiment, it would slowly reach the temperature of it's surroundings, but it would be pretty slow as the only transmission of heat would be radiation.

Anyway, the 3K microwave background is actually called that because it has the spectrum of a black body at 3K, it doesn't necessarily imply that space is at 3K.

Because of the lack of pressure, any moisture on the surface of your body would pretty instantly vapourise - this would extract a lot of heat energy from surrounding tissues, so if you had your eyes open then they'd probably start freezing pretty quick. But it would be a race to see whether they'd explode out of your head due to the pressure gradient first.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Ning All...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I don't know about that
I mean, I don't like star wars and I don't like christmas but at least people are using their imaginations.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Call centre larks
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Please wait - You're call is not important to us!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Confetti
Spew?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:56, archived)
# hey there bud dwyer!
NOT SAFE FOR WORK LINK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)
# this has been cocked so glassingly
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:08, archived)
# oh, i would have guessed that.
i just love seeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)
# haha
Christine Chubbuck is much more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:11, archived)
# maybe, but she gets my sympathy.
dwyer was just a fucking crook who got off too lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)
# As tragedy goes, her story is kind of ridiculous.
I haven't read that much about Dwyer though, just his wikipedia page which doesn't really talk about his guilt.

At the end of the day though, killing yourself on live television is kind of a dick thing to do. At least Chubbuck had a reason for doing it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:33, archived)
# i was in uni when it happened, he was pretty much convicted by the media as i recall.
killing yourself on live television is kind of a dick thing to do? man, i wish it were a nightly happening!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)
# got it, now
but the animation looks like confetti - multi colors n stuff.

never had to work phone banks - thank Gawd!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)
# blood and brain matter are just wet confetti.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:15, archived)
# i think he got nailed to a stick, but maybe it WAS a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
the mythology is impenetrable to anyone with active, firing neurons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Still waiting for Pilate to release the files.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# i've got a pilate dvd, it's got a woman having sex with a ball on it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# I still would like to see the one with the ball bearings.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:32, archived)
# i can never find it online - redtube is a bust and i can't remember my xtube login.
it's by jack fritscher (NSFW content, obviously), and i thought it was in sludgemaster, but i think i misremember.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:51, archived)
# Good morning postbear
This will offend some people (CDC alert)

I'm off for some ice skating fun now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Boing! Boing!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Hoppity Hop Hop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# fits almost perfectly to
humpin, bumpin and thumpin by andre williams - fact!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Turn up the boooooooomin' booooooom booooooom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Testing testing.
It looks like world leader needs a pacifier.
Photobucket

Yay for galloping cars!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# He also looks like he's tasting spilled leftovers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)
# What about this one-
Fidgeting leader! He's a tie eater.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# He's so fidgety he can't get it down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:03, archived)
# BTW . . . those source pix do have passibilities !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
# :D
i'd have done more, but it's late
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Yeah . . . save'm up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Your Hugo Chavaz picture was one of your best yet
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)
# nice
if i'd done that, i'd probably have forgotten to flatten the tyres.

technical woo.

Edit: if it didn't bounce so much, it could look like a happy car, raring to go. just a thought.



(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# the tires were the first thing i did...most of the rest was afterthought
i was gonna make it bounce along the road, with the crowd going past and everything, but then i did something else.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)
# car is not sport.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
# Change is on the way


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# The image has a certain . . . western . . . charm . . .
now . . . if he can hop on and stay on for 8 seconds . . . let alone years . . . give'm a big belt buckle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# *toothy grins*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Guess Air Horse One can't compete with Star Wars
Nap time!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Yeah . . . but its got . . . True Grit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# :) That movie was originally tagged False Grit
... had to be changed following protest by a contingent of liars.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Oh Bummer!
But has he heard Borat sing the national anthem?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# U tube I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# lol the denver broncos
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Owning the denver broncos is pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# no it isnt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Maybe I just don't understand football
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:00, archived)
#


p.s. lots of possibilities here if anyone's bored...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# In the wind


or... Running Away! AHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# oooo lovely....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Is that branded on there ?
Nice swirls . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ink
woodblock, about 7"x11"
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Great . . . I thought it had a woodsy feel to it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Oh that's fantastic :D
mofaha might like that but he's on holiday D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# good for him
haven't posted in months and the goofball's out and about.

Originallly thought to have her facing the viewer, but i'm liking the side of her face...

think i'll add some more hair in there to clairfy it a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I'll gaz it to Kk so he can see it :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I really like this
It's simple but has a nice texture to it. Nice to see non-digital stuff too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon my saga
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# :D
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahah thats's fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# never fails! top saga!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Sagatastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# WYHP
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# :D
Is that Jeff Vader serving up?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)
# :-)
Beautiful. Perfect observation.
(uncle whippity, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahahaha :)
another day of it today?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
class
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!
fucking hellski
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Brill ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Sad but true . . .
and haahahahaaaaaaaa . . . too bad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hoorah!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Thanks, lovely people!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
full of braw and smarl :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Our Price...
Now there's a blast from the past!
(LokiMD, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I like how he keeps his money in his forearm!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha,
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# haha
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)
# It's all fault of the economical crisis! ;O

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# More Lemonaids Hugo ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# comin' outta him like a yellow cable
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Lazor juice_________________ .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Just like Camden Council
Painting yellow lines all over the bloody place
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Odd how they can afford plenty of yellow paint . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# that's some fancy shootin'right there
urinary traction
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Feel'd of streams !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# piss whizz hard
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# He loves the hard stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Davey shows off his Christmas present.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# fcuk!
that's more like it-and like it i DOOOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# LOL WUT
Cutest thing ever?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# It only bloody is as well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Needz moar kittens and tits.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# it's the hands
held on the head so they look like ears
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# BUNNY EARS :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# aww yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# WUT?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# For your ear only !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# He then turns into Davey Claws !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Hahahah that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# You open many doors !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Yeah but I close them...
...when there's a draft.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# A true gentleman . . . and a schalor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I am a true scaler...
I scale buildings with my suction cups!...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# All that and spidey scents too !
this time I used smell check . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# SPIDERY SMELLINGS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Encutened:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Oh my :P
That is quite something :D
(MISSgalloper, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# it is a thing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# did you know
on the week when the affair that finished him was about to break wide open, favourable reactions to Blunkett's work/department featured on the Sun's Page 3 for three consecutive appearances. this is a fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# That's...nice to know :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Shirley.... bindun ?
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I saw her in temple last week . . .
and she stank up the jpoint !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# That was a perfectly good joint as well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Skunk . . . I believe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# shirly temple?
so much mind piss i think my brain just collapsed
I woo this and woned if further optimisation would have made me donate a hoopla to the given woo and yay. I have to admit this has catured my hear and my mind at the exciting time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# pfft
again i must resist "would" for legal reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Hollywood !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ace face work
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)

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