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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I love the Johnny Cash version of that song :)
*The original, of course, and not the cheese version ;)

nicely done, squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I have been listening to this far too often recently!
It has actually started giving me the fear!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0EQlQXoEo
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That's a damned top tune.
The American V album is absolutely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Aye.
In fact, the whole of Unearther is win. I have been getting into his heavy religious stuff recently. Whether you are religious yourself or not, it is amazing how passionate and erudite he was on the subject. The Holy Land I particularly love.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you are indeed a man of taste, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# You knows it ;)
I found out today that I am seeing this dude in March, and am possibly gonna play on the same bill :D

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aj_cEP-PdA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Good choon
but I still prefer 'Hurt'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I dunno.
I do like Hurt, but I think it has been overplayed now.

There were so many amazing covers he did with Rick Rubin in the final years!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# one of my own faves...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1cvMy5tATjM
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Oh my!
I have just been listening to the Stooges to mourn the passing of Ron Asheton, but now I am gonna have to put Unearthed on again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hehe, all of 'em?
I also love this, and thought its use on this title sequence for the Dawn of the Dead remake was inspired :)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLbfmzE5oA
/nsfw for the blood and gore 'n zombie stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Starting with CD5 and then CD 4 I think :)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lBmYC6I8tpU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I'd go for 'I See A Darkness'
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h04I5MtuOMw

although not as great as the original
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I fucking love that song :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I love Richard Cheese's version.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# This reminds me of the time Dave Gahan nearly died after overdosing on a Stilton and Camembert speedball.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# That's the problem
you start off with the occasional Brie, and before you know it you're onto the hard cheeses.

Soon you're mainlining parmesan and grated mozzerella.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pah. Child's play compared to the awesome power of
Casu_marzu
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ugggh
that's foul.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I really want to try that one day!
TO THE BATMOBILE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# There is actually a drug called cheese
Observe: www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/sep/09/usa.drugstrade
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# bloody hell
I wondered why I was eating so much parmesan recently.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# The cheeseiest of cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# C'mon... they must have known when they submitted this ad to Facebook...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# $50 - §100 an hour to suck cock?
Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# They get far too personal far too quicky, those ads...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# pffft
have you seen the ad offering loans at 437% APR or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# this explains it all :D
a well earned lol from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
MASSIVE CUNT FACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
permission to upload this to my FB profile?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Really?! Go nuts if you're serious.
If I see people pointing at me, laughing and shouting 'look it's the cunt off the internet!' I'll know who to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I think FB hates the image cos it's too long
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Yeah.
(__, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Johnny from Jamaica Winnipeg Song
A right delight, taped on a variable-speed video recorder placed on top of a shaky keyboard.

link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid6445668001/bclid5184627001/bctid5197390001
(TommyShanks, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hehe - nice sig Thornton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# What can I say?
I'm a one track lover.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D
SkipperTheEyeChild
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# How freakish, I've just been watching this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I was looking at a pic of the perky new pop sensation The Saturdays yesterday
when my colleague said in a totally unrelated phone call "ooh I'd love to come on the Saturdays".

"Same as me" I thought.

How I would have laughed if it hadn't meant explaining why to all around me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ^this^
The one with the short hair is lully!

EDIT: Oh god! She's an Ex-S-Club-Junior!

*runs*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Frankie
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

thesaturdays.co.uk/the-girls.php

"am currently stuffing one in now!" - Frankie aged 18
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Are they like the group The Sundays but with a slightly larger hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# SKIPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hehe
he looks like David Blunkett
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# walrus fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# /links'd be the better place for this, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# have you heard it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# is this like 'tell me have you seen her'?
Oh, the song he's talking about. I have not. Is it made out of pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# it's mostly made out of singing and notes
in no particular order, come back katy perry all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# beep-boop-beep-boop-nnntssnntssnntss?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# *sings*
I fucked my nan and she liked it etc etc so on and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# actually, this is so bloody terrible it's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I'll try and look when I get home, then
I've still got a dixylink from yesterday to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# is it supposed to be hillarious
or is it missing it's 'i made this' tag
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I think it was meant to be serious
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I'M LEAVING NOW
Look after yourselves, all of you that I love (you'll know who you are because I talk to you and that).

Be safe, my little lovelies x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# and if you can't be safe, just make sure you enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# click here to continue
I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# nice bit of obfuscation there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# i still like this one better
pown.it/251
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha jesus can't reach the hotdogs
bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# horsecock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# no!
I refuse!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I think some people need a booster...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# that made me fall off my chair
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# best of all the
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# pretends to
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# have you ever seen a stallion with a ribbon wrapped around it's cock?

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# the first word of you url gives you a clue as to where this should be
sunshine sonny boy m'laddo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# very nice music thanks for sharing
edit : winipig?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# it am lynching tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Karokelollers
I think he does a great job and seems to be having a great time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] last one for now, i promise
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# it's generally not the done thing to post several new threads consecutively
why not have a cake in between them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Can I have a slice
plz?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# only if you dance before me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# No, you dance first.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *Tap dances furiously*
*can cans*
*rumbas*
*sambas*
*cha chas*
*jives*
*throws shapes*
*twists*



ME PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# COR
*awards cake*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Nobody wants to dance after you
Last time you danced I cried, an old woman died happy and 140 young men made a lifestyle choice they'll never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# 141
since I ungayed myself as soon as that occurred.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *holds ladies back with a chair and a whip*
Run, lad. I'll hold them off as long as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# but I enjoy the chase
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# As long as you're sure
*unleashes ravaging hordes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *bows deeply*
I keep seeing you on here and laughing at your posts, and posting around you, but forgetting to actually say 'hi'.

Still love you Cap'n my Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *massive amounts of ladyhug* you know you're my girl.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *films*
*sells to channel 4*
*....*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# B3ta women, apart from a few,
are some of the sexiest women I've ever come across.

I should rephrase that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I concur without any rephrasing
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I thought my hip felt a little damp after our encounter....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# that was just piss
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Don't be, I was wearing dark trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# shame i'm stuck in wales really...
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Don't be sad
at least you don't live in my bit of Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# there be dragons here
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# apologies
haven't posted in months - got a bit carried away i guess.

point noted, ja?
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# how very fluffy of us both
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# This is the best one
The elephant pic was just nonsense and the cat one had me singing "Coke Cat" to the tune of "Love Shack".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# cheers :)
..

your singing voice sounds lovely, by the way.
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# haha beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# George Foreman's mysterious third arm!
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hehe
he has 3 arms!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# "It's so good, I put my gran in it."
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# i like
very appropriate really but the fat would stink up the place lmao
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] poss a pearoast, but hey....
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I have never seen a better picture
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# AGAIN!
www.b3ta.com/board/9073729
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# that's pretty ace too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Actually, I do like that picture
it's a shame I was apparently drunk at the time and not watching what I was doing with my outlines, I'm not sure I even have the original still to fix it, or that I can be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# nice tits though
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Oh. Is that not what we were on about?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I wasn't talking about the picture
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I was having a good sort through my bras today
Trying on and getting rid of the ones I don't wear anymore or don't fit properly.

So I'm actually in a prime position to agree with you there, I've quite enjoyed my chest curves today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I performed a similar exercise with my pants a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Ah. Just two femininely named b3tans
having a good natter about their underwear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Bah!
let's swap underwear pics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I enjoy mine every day
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I need to do that
I've got about 3 bras that I fit into now, and the rest are just superflous things cluttering up the drawers.

Annoyingly, all the ones that fit are cheap, and all the ones that are too big are the expensive ones. I hate it when that happens *kicks underwear drawer*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Well at least it's that way around!
I refused to buy expensive ones due to intending not to be a fat cow for long and so now I only have the cheap ones, lovely as they actually are.
At least the biggest ones have gone too, but still, if I didn't have such a damn fine rack with these extra pounds I'd be so depressed right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Your rack is stupendous, it has to be said.
I miss my tits. Desperately, in fact. I think it's just that I was buxom for so long that I sort of feel like less of a woman now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You've kept your shape though
so though you're smaller you're still in excellent, sexy proportion.

...aaaand with that I'm shutting up because this thread has got long and I'm feeling to blame
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# We're talking about tits, they're not going to care :D
Bless you for saying so, though. I just don't want them to get any smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# What a lovely image in my head.
And I've seen your room for added realism!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Get back to your attic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Bbbut.. The SPIDERS!!!!
And Micto's Snoring!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# The Cat
has a serious case of the munchies
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# You've skewered coke bottle tops into it's eyes!!!
That's worse than pearoasting in a new thread ,or even posting in quick succsession!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# just let everyone know i'm sorry for nothing.
by the way.. are you per chance a C4 test bed contributer?
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I'm not a C4 thingummy-whatsit!
As I've no idea what one is!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ah well..
thought your username seemed familiar... just been back and checked the site - it's dead. So now i guess you'll never know what it was. However, i will tell you it was ok.

:)
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ahhh.... tasty tasty
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I have never seen a better picture
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# of a Rhino?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# of a £ sign
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# wow.
thanks very much indeed - feel free to let your eyes cash in.
(ComradePotato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# than the pretty little picture
that the lady in the window wants to hide
For the lady's little picture
which is a pretty little picture
Is a tattoo of a cake on her behind.


Yeah, it doesn't *exactly* rhyme, but it's two minutes work, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I want to see her tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I'm tempted to get one of a cake myself
just so you can at least close the book on that ambition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# YEP.
Just a tiny one.

That's not a bad idea, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# sponge sandwich or something more ambitious?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Little cup cake.
For my 25th birthday, I think. It can have a little candle on it. Ahhhh. Lovely.

Right, someone remind me I said this when it gets to November.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# you can bet your ass I will
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Oh gooooood, I hope so.
It shall have a magenta candle. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# But then if you ever get fat,
you could say "All the cake i've eaten went straight on my arse!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 'if you ever get fat'
you absolute angel. HOORAY FOR MR DOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# what was odd about this statement?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# It's just a lovely thing to say to chunky women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Well you're not at the moment....
unless youv'e gorged yourself silly since October!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Quite the opposite, I'm another dress size and a half down
but I'm always going to be chunky, I'm built like a telly (my dad told me that).

I wasn't fishing lads, honestly. No worries, I'm a happy little captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Built like a telly??
One of those new fangled ultra thin plasma ones?

Christ, I'm up your arse today!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :D I wondered why my lower torso sounded like a muffled uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm gonna use that!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You lied to me :(
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# his tusks
they are proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Agnostic Bus Joke




First one was meant to be "atheish", can't be arsed to fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Meh. Still works :D
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Not bothered about your post, Waspy.

Edit:
Sorry, I got Agnostic mixed up with Apathy!!!

Woo! if it's not too late...



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# For some reason, my brain thinks that you're missing the last panel
which would be 'a thirsty bus', but that's just my brain being a silly.

Happywoowoo to you, Waspykecks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# your dedication to your art is... awe inspiring
lovely stuff sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I read the middle panel
with a spanish accent and thoght 'Where is the Siesta?'
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# haha, well it fits your name

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorriblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# how the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Not so bad

How's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *yay*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# OK then.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# arf
you're ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# yay



Click for bigger (337KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# hello


i drew a picture for my guitar playing friends fran and josh.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I might rewatch that tonight.
Or just listen to Hip To Be Square, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Do you like Phil Collins?
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# beautiful picture WD dave
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I hope they like it, it's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# c:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Tis a lovely pic, as ever


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# they like
acoustic/other/electronica...

I like your pics. They're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *listens to other*
mmmmmmmmmmm

cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *listens to laptop folk*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

... Americanny
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *listens to alternative brass*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

... uncompromising!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This is a thing of goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# nice one
fran and josh sound nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# awww thas niiice :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Godzilla Attack

edit: I get it now... king kong was a giant gorilla!!
(littlefil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I've been meaning to buy one of those.
Thanks for reminding me.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# They're great they are
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Nice tilt shift effect
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# TY
that was mostly the point
(littlefil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I gotta RIS this
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I know that it's a bendy-wendy camera tripod
but I don't get the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ha!
i get this one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oooooh, share please, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i'm thinking in hindsight
it should be more king kong than godzilla, so i didn't get it at all, i fail again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I shall sit with you on the 'eh?' bench and have a lovely cuppa
while we wait for someone more down with tripods to elucidate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# oh yeah....I'm dumb
I know it's my post, but you're right, I got them mixed up. RIS from me too!
(littlefil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha, top work.
I should RIS myself more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hehehehe!
bless ya, edit out the text and pretend it didn't happen, you don't need the text. add a biplane though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Not a quick edit but....

(littlefil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# sorry, but I'm RISing a bit at this..... What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# It's a flexible tripod.
Means you can stick your camera or flash to anything, like cables, dogs and eagles.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ahhhhh.... having spent far to long on b3ta, I was expecting it to be some sort of sex toy...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# It depends how you use it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I'm sure you'll be able to accomodate that inproper usage!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Weak link but....
godzillapod sounds a little like gorillapod and has the ability to attack the model new york city i was building!!!
(littlefil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# And there's me thinking there was some sort of King Kong reference...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# i thought it was gorrilla pod?
no?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Now THAT actually makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# reminds me of Cloverfield
... except that's a more satisfying monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I really liked that movie... Most people I've spoken to about it say they hated it...
strange really...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Yey, I gave it a hat.

No idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# having just seen this picture of roger taylor :|
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Tim West
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# phwoar
don't fancy yours much Barry... also - add that lass who sings about pretending to lez up to sell records...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# haha, that Katy Perry. yeah thats where i saw the RT pic
i just though Keeley looked more like him lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# If she let me, I'd pretend with her, though.
I like that song, but not because of the lyrics, it's just good pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yeah
got the lady wife's sister with us at the moment and she's no a happy bunny so (because she asked for it) I got her NOW 49832... what a load of utter rubbish - aside from Katy Perry...

I got all upset for the kiddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# i was just hoping someone was going to remind me of her name
i've seen her but don't recall ever hearing her warble, i shall now rectify this. i'm getting good a rectifying, i just watched the phantom menace, and the other day i saw return of the jedi, before long i'll know what folk are talking about. don't know who the blue fella down there is though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Dr Manhattan, I think he's called.
From Watchmen, that comic everyone's going on about. I get to the same point in it every time, get bored and stop reading.

I think we'll survive, GTSQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# my god that's crap, maybe i need a handbag to dance around to appreciate it
i like the gary glitter intro though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Ahhh, well I like it
but we all know my tastes are somewhat.... unconventional at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# your taste is impeccable my sweet.
but not quiet as impeccable as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# *sits at feet and gazes up with awe*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Haha the ex has my copy atm
and I think that's exactly where she's at
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's not that GNs and comics bore me, not at all
I'm a huge Preacher fan, and I'm going to start re-reading Pride of Baghdad at some point (get this, if you can, it's utterly amazing and I think you'll appreciate it), it's just.... yeah. I find Watchmen very hard to get into. I just don't have the urge to read on.

Edit: forgot Battlepope. It's ace like your face. I might lend it to you actually, if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Certainly would be, yes :)
There is something about Watchmen though - we did it in my book club and the results were almost 50% hit/miss split...and split exactly down gender lines. None of the girls could get into it at all for some reason, while the boys thought it was great. Just one of those things, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Damn, I hate being typically female.
Actually, that's bollocks. I spent half an hour gazing at shoes I couldn't afford earlier.

Actually, I still hate that I do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Did you see Katy Brands pisstake?
One of the lines is "I wanked a tramp and he liked it"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I believe she went to the same college as me and the original steve
she seemed utterly pointless on nevermind the buzzcocks. Needlessly annoying, I though.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Didn't see that
but I quite like her show
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I get the feeling I watched about five minutes and decided to turn over
but I can't remember anything about it, so either I did and it was that forgetful, or I didn't and I just don't like her.

Either way, the end point sticks, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Keeley Whores!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# oh crap that means I fancy Roger Taylor :O
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Nope, he's really Katy Perry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# The new Blue Man Group show should to be bloody amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I saw them in Vegas a couple of years ago.
Absolutely ACE it were.

There were suggestions in our group that it's the latest guise of the KLF?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Arf!
I cant wait for this to come out. Yay for having an Imax digital at my local cinema :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hmv, £12.99
Best purchase evar :D

Watchmen Omnibus Edition if you were wondering
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Got it for Xmas to replace my lost original copy
for I am old.
Enjoyed it much more this time around.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA OLDIE!!!!
*points*





*with cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Cheeky monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# They should do a Watchmen bendy 'bus edition
I'm here all week. Like a bad cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Oh god, haven't anyone told you?
Bendy buses have gone into liquidation, along with 200 redundancies. And other companies. And the UK. And possibly the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# was £8 in Borders the other day
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# DAMN
*blows up HMV*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I got the graphic novel this lunchtime.
Shall finally get round to reading with still just enough time to say that the film isn't as good.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# things are GRIM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# and BLEAK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# (GL)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
=^_^=
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yay for Shada's Kitties :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# oh that's just lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Both clicked
I can't decide which I prefer. I love them both anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# BEAUTIFULSZ
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# cheer up
go on - give us a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# so we meet again, you rabbit bastard.
LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# STOP STEALING FROM MY MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# kittins!
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# That's lovely though....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# i like grim
*kalik*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *awards 'best in show'*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# did you shop that woman's chest away?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# That's a Peaches song, isn't it?
"Shop the chest away - shop the chest away ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I'm still yet to work out what a Chrissy behind is
although Wormulus has one. I know that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I always thought it was just a pun on Chrissy Hinde
From The Proclaimers.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# "Got junk, in trunk"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# "And the other one is squeezin a hi-juice"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# LOL!
And I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more just to have some brass in pocket!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Speaking of older female brilliant musicians
look:

images.rottentomatoes.com/images/celeb/top_100/carrie_fisher.jpg

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/n/Nicks,_Stevie/sq-stevie-nicks-live-dance-vh1.jpg

Same. Bloody. Woman.

Well, it would appear so to me, anyway.

edit: they're not the best photos I could use, but I was rushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# That's all rumours!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I wish wish wish wish wish that one day, somehow, I could see the Mac live.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I have seen Peter Green with the
Splinter Group before. They were immense! Not such a big fan of the post Green stuff myself....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ooh Nicks singing Sara would make my year
hullo chuck x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hello preciouskins x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Good point...........
"hates people who call Cheddar 'normal cheese"

Why do people do that? Are they just pikey chav's that have only ever eaten kraft cheese slices?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# fuck yeah, hitting the windows XP RAM limit
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# XP fanboy - I'm scared by Vista
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ^
I specifically made sure the laptop we bought last year was on XP rather than Vista. It just seems to be (to me, a technical cro-magnon) all bells and whistles and nothing useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# it's got a shiny button
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I won't say what I was going to say
and I will just instead say that that's not a good reason to spend hundreds of pounds on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# It is horrible.
In Windows Explorer, there is no up button :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I think I made the right choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# alt+up
Or choose a location from the breadcrumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ^ This
All true.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# yeah, i still havent used vista
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Vista?
"Eye candy" if you ask me.
Nothing is where is should be!
I know XP was eye candy when it came out, buit it worked nicely too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# vista is total wank
I gave it the benefit of the doubt for 2 days on a new laptop, then upgraded to XP
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Same here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWAYS TO SAY:
1) It's not as great as Microsoft would like you to believe it is.
2) It has loads of stuff changed, moved and renamed for no good reason
3) It has computability problems with my old hardware and software
4) ...but it is far superior for managing photos and music. Massively better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# in short
www.b3ta.com/board/9073510#post9073585
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Did you manage to avoid the casino at lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I'll bet £500 he did
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Make that 500 Zimbabway pounds and you're on
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Deal!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# looks like I owe you 0.000000000000000000000000000000001p
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yes -
I went to the shop and bought some fags
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That's a much better lunchtime activity
possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# emvee motorcycle gay sock monkey display team go on an outing

appleoagies for shonkiness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ahaha!!!
Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# glad you like it
I'm off. toodlepip honeys.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# that's lovely
in other news - am I allowed another holiday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'm asking the same question.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Don't see why not.
Off you go. And if they ask questions, tell 'em to fack orf.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# shoot everyone in a 500m radius
should guarantee a short holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# damn
I knew I should have brought my gun to work...

that notorious flippin' do-gooder Mrs. UnderCover was in at work at 7:30 this morning - so she's already at home sitting on the couch drinking delicious tea out of a mug...

I'm thinking about replacing her contraceptive pill with tic tacs so I can knock her up the duff then stay home as a house husband (she earns more than me and I cook better). She says she gets to stay home because of the whole having tits and making milk thing. Bloody sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ARG - TEXCST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Haha, that's called "feminine wiles" :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# it's the worst kind of discrimination
... the kind which discriminates against me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hand-held breast pump is your friend
She can do it on the bus home from work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Just submitted my holiday request for last week in March
GET IN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# well done.
I go 30 in April - I'm trying to think of something awesome to do for a couple of weeks then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Cor! What kind of awseome-ness?
I forgot to add that I only returned to work yesterday from Dec 24th.
Had enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# dunno
this is the problem... but it should involve not being at work -- I'd really like to pack in working for a while but times are hard and I'm not sure I'm that brave (what if I never get another job ever again...?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
aces :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant.
FAKE! The engine won't run with the sidestand down.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# haha
I hadn't even noticed the sidestand until now. I was too busy making eyes at the monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I only notice these things 'cause I keep restoring bikes.
Accidentally, it all starts with a minor adjustment. Then, suddenly, it's in pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :-) nice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :D
right, now I am really going...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Marvilush!
:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D More sock monkeys say I
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yay!
whispers something about Jay Kay's old album ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Comes with FREE leather Gearknob cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Yay for hormonally induced deformed automobiles!
*click*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# and now I'm aroused.
damn you, you swine.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *ahem*
steriods, you say? o_O

also: woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I like how you've done the car.
It looks like a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# POWERTHIRST!!!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# what the shit!
did you shop that car?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# wow that is good :D
not sure how the reflection of his left hand works tho

/pedant
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah, I thought the reflection wasn't quite right
It should follow the curves of the car too really, but a good attempt!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# On reflection...
...I could have spent longer on it, but couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# that looks, uh...bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# SterIOds for the win ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Top shoppage
am impressed
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] My favorite photo......


At the back of the Coral, Bedford Place, Southampton.

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# C?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# so close.. so close :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Heh
I've edited my post to bring it into line with EU guidelines.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# c
I don't get it

...etc
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# C?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Why did I know this would happen?
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# perhaps because secretly, you knew you hadn't altered the pic in any way
and that they don't really like that sort of thing round these parts? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I cropped it...
Is that not enough? ;-)
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Southampton?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# ?
ylppA segrahC gni
00:20 - 00:8
yadnuS ot yadno

I's dont's geddit's
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# RPW?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Oh, I c.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# my favourite photo
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I for one think the ECB are idiots for getting rid of him
so soon before the Ashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Maybe they'll get Freddie back now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ah haha
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# HAHAHAAH!!!
was I too loud?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aye, it would be nice to have him as capitan, but there are still too many questions over his fitness really....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I think he's fit, if that helps
oh, didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha Winnar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I don't know much about rounders
but it does look like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oral?
I don't get it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# C? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# EACH WAI
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Haha
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# The Aga Khan
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :)
I love the original meaning to that word.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Like here:
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# And you've met the Aga Khan
He gave you a racehorse for Christmas,
And you keep it just for fun,
For a laugh - a ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# BUT BRIAN CANT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
I witnessed a bizarre conversation on the Underground about the Aga Khan a couple of days ago. A friendly old Irish geezer started randomly lecturing a stranger on the subject of horse-breeding, and Mr. Khan's name was mentioned. The guy also bowed and said "Shalom" when he left the train.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Meant to say sir, your pick below is wonderful as usual. In fact, Im just gonna pop down there and *click* it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# EVIL SHORT RED TARDIS WILL KILL US ALL!


Edit* lol and woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# The power of emvee compels me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# SOCKS
In the name of loooooooove
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# there aint no party
like a sock club party
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Aw
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# No socks in court!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means to me...
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, a little respect...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Arf!
That almost reminds me of this!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X2GCMJqzy4M
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Socks on fire?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# They should get him to do a cameo in an edition of House.
They could call it "Cottage".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Oh stop monkeying around will you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# This confirms it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Confirms what?
That I'm a bad mother -shut yo' mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Confirms my suspicions that sock monkeys.
Are a new trendy fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# You better believe it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It's so easy to say.
/ancient Hawkwind
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# He likes teh sock.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Silly Michael.
Sock belongs in underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# HORSE SOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# that was unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# aaargh!
*slicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I realise that you are the Sock Master...
I apologise for my impetuousness (or summit)...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

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