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The boy that caricatured himself

I know it's not shopped. . . but who the fook would need too

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Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)

He's looks like he's from one of the thumb films.

EDIT: I feel something along the lines of this:

*image removed as it is going ot become a goatsee*

would of sufficed

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

why do they call him no face?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

You seem to have missed the point of /board.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

...you would need to.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

you would in order to post it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

you're easily impressed

have I even shown you my etchings?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

*awaits with antici*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

as long as that isn't a euphemism, I'd be happy to appraise them :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

MMMMMMMNNNNNNG!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

What the fuck?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

P.RICK

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Uh Oh

/bunker

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

You're right.

It is a very silly photo. Well done in finding it. But /board is for images you've made, not random shit you find. Please try again and don't let the other comments get you down too much.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

Hippy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

SORRRRRRY

Dear Sirs
Please forgive my post.
I Promise not to post un-shopped images
I Promise not to post un-shopped images

... but lets see how many of you fuckers use it!

All the best

P.Rick

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Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

fuck off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

So er...the image challenge is for found images now?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

When the image is this good, who the fook would need to alter them?

Fook.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oi!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

320k gif to tell someone to fuck off?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)

Oh, the irony.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

Tops :D

I did enjoy Stephen Fry doing Benny on QI last week :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

Am I the only one who read that

and giggled?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

christ he's been dead for a while.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

you

trust you to draw filth yet again:

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

hahahaha.

not safe for work

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

Haha

what the fuck?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

i think i've mentioned drawing porn before...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

NAh.

I saw him on the Jonathan Ross show on Friday.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Oh, yes...

that'd be a *click*, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

hurrah! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

Noice!

A comedy legend too! :)

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

nice work

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

top stuff, freebly

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

CAR MANUFACTURER RETAINS SENSE OF HUMOUR DURING SALES SLUMP

Click for bigger if you really want to (209 kb)

...better in my head :¬/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

better on the /board,

I'd say.

:D

Excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

;)

One of those where after you've been staring at it for so long all you see is faults...

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

Faults?

Is that the new Citroen?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

pfff

pssst - check your mail

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

Got It!

You absolute star - thank you!!!!!!!

*headphones on*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

Ha!

You silly man :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

Hey! Redsushi!

Guess what I'm doing RIGHT NOW?

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

Are you making more Afro Disco Cat??!?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

Yes! :D

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)

Yay :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

hahah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

haha!

how rude.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

Hahahaha...

...I love your head...and the rest come to think of it :D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

Good Sales Pitch I'd say?

You should throw in a Lightening McQueen amongst the reds.

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Q4nobody, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

I was going to do that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

Do this instead ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9135463

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

woo :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

Woo!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

Viva Lass!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

hah

yay

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DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

An ideal image :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

that's good enough to be a Tshirt

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

This^^^^

I would also like the carry on pics as t-shirts :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

hahah johnny,do one of lee evans

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

I really, really don't get Lee Evans.

Saw him on Ross the other day - thought he was charming and funny.

Stand up? One of the most annoying people since ...

He's just really annoying - the stupid high-pitched voice, the constant fidgetting, the SWEAT!

But I did like the mime to Bohemian Rhapsody on the chair.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

^ This.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

I never used to get Evans either,

but they had a whole night of his stuff on Paramount a year or two ago, and I actually thought he was damn hilarious!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

The sweating is rather disturbing, but does explain this:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

Observational comedy with silly noises :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

I used to think he was crap

But i got given a box set of his stand up and almost pissed myself watching a few of them (due to laughing of course, not a weak bladder). He's best when he gets pissed off about something and deviates from his planned routine, then starts ranting.

*realizes i may not be doing a good job of selling this*

Carr can fuck off though.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

aaaw I love Johnny Vagas :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

He was utter win on Shooting Stars :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

He's utter win on everything..the mentalist :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

I didn't like Ideal when I first saw it, I must admit.

But I really like it now :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

Ideal also took me a while to get into..but yea I like it

haven't seen the other one though..Benidorm?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

Nah,

I have never seen that. I never watch anything on ITV to be honest with you....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

itv + comedy...just sounds dirty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

Aye,

I do have to say though. It got brilliant reviews so who knows....I may torrent it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

*this*

Vegas is teh ace.

He looks nowt like that at the moment though - hes lost tons of weight

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

He aint as skinny as that beanpole Andy Fordham yet though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

*googles*

Fucking hell! Fair play!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

yea he looks well :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

Wrong.

19 Stone of Idiot.

But apart from that, yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

Desperate Dan!!!!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Ha!

That's who you are :D

TO MY SHODDY PAINTSHOPPING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Just you dare!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

I shall save it until it isn't your birthday anymore :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

these pics are a bit bloody good mate..

very well done.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Thank you!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

Dylan Moran next!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Another gem, sir

I may have to kill you, you're too good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

Please don't shoot

*Adopts cute kitten look*

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

Oh, alright, then...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

Brilliant.

Love it!
I want a Stephen Fry!

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fannycradock, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

Yes, this. Ooh, or a Bill Bailey. Or Sean Lock.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

Excellent.

Again. You're rather good at this.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

haha! That's absolutely spot on :D

Do Bill Bailey! Or Vic and Bob!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)

You have too many skills

Woo, sir!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

Cheers Barb!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

Do Alan Davies

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

Johnny Vector

Love it Ninj!

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Q4nobody, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

Cheers Q4!

;-)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)

lovely stuff :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

Also works...

(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

Who Ate All The Pie At Night...

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

Is that a cake?

And did you make it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

You're right...

...it does look like it's made from cake. But it's not - the head is Super Sculpey, a slightly waxy clay, and is not painted or coloured in any way; the eyes were pinched from another project; the eyebrows were made from string teased apart into wiggly threads; and the body is bog-standard plasticine. The telescope is just made from bits of cardboard, wood and more clay, with a clear plastic bubble pretending to be a lens.

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

Brilliant and may Tony Hart be with you!

Worth the effort. Love Patrick and love this!

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Q4nobody, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

this beats my plastecine effort hands down.

top work sir :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

Feckin' hell, arrangedletters...!

I don't know what your plasticine efforts are like, because when I tried searching instead I found your YouTube video 'Bubblicious' and all I can say is - BLOODY FANTASTIC!

I'm a massive (in every sense - I'm a big fat bastard) fan of stop-motion animation, and that video is the DBs - imaginative and beautifully executed. I shall now check out your other stuff...

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

the people across the road from me had a telescope

through which they used to look into my bedroom

so I drew a picture of the moon and stuck it in the window

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

That's the most polite way

of mooning someone I've ever heard!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

I like it!

But you should have stuck a big picture of your arse on the window (but then they might have liked that...).

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

Surely you should have stuck a picture of the Death Star

with the words in big red letters

"This is NO FUCKING MOON!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

this comment....

cause me to "pffft" into a full blown "at work LOL"!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

That is a stunning piece of work

what's it made of?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

I want to say marzipan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

me too

MARZIPAN!

There, I said it

*hungers*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

check this out:

www.niederegger.com/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)

*noms*

I had some of these at Christmas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

The pineapple ones, bizarrely

are gorgeous.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

I've just drooled on my keyboard

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

next time I go see my

Father, I'll get you some. He lives about half an hour from Lubeck...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

I love you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

*snogs*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

please tell me that you made this and it's cake!? :)

[reads above and is sad that it's not cake]

still bloomin fab though

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

My hopes too.

But sadly no :(

b3ta.com/board/9135435

Oh! I have something to gaz to you a bit later!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

ooooh?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

hahah WTF !

LOL

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

Fandabbydozy!

That has made me chuckle.

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

Cor!

Thats brilyent!

How did you do the eyebrows?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

this is all of win. for the super effort, and a great caricature. Have a medal.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

*Clicks*

This is bloody brilliant. You win everything.

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fannycradock, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

That's rather superb,

if I may make so bold.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

That is stunningly marvellous

You are all of the win and spangles :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

Thanks, guys!

Ta for all the lovely comments, I feel a tear coming to my eye - or it could just be the way I've shifted in my seat.

But I wish everyone would stop going on about cake, I'm bleeding starving now (thinks: Gregg's is just down the road)...

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

that is

splendid

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

Rings around Uranus indeed.

Spiffing.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)

Despite Mark's desperate efforts... he couldn't steal the limelight..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

honk! :)

I just noticed above lea, is that a sheep? :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

That made me laugh more than it should.

But mainly because I was watching an episode of Scrubs yesterday, when an old man escaped from the hospital and stopped traffic. As anyone beeped their horns at him, he simply said

HONK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

ronald mcdonald!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

Princes Leia smiling?

Was that a deleted scene?

Miserable cow.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

it 's just before Lucas says

"No...we really *are* going to tape your tits down"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

What was his line? Something about how princesses don't jiggle...

I realise now that this pic was shot just after her latest dose of barbies. They'll wear off in a minute.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

LOL

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

Giddyupz!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

hahah

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

*benny hill music*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

Haha

I had the Indiana Jones music in my head whilst I was making it :-)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)

glad you told us that

it so added to the ambience of your lovely pic

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

ride 'em catboy!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)

YEEEE-HAAAAW!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)

Happy Birthday Grandad!

Having a good day so far?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

I suppose so..

I've only just got up!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

You lazy get!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

Marvellous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

aaaw happy birthday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

Yay for the underlings :D

Are you still doing any underling pics?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

Cheers Prodge.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Glad you like it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

That is

incredible.
:D

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fannycradock, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

Cheers :D

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

This is scientifically proven to be one of the best things EVER.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Thank you!

I will resist the temptation to make a Brokeback Mountain style sequal.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

Yay!!

Happy Kitteh!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

:DD

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Shada, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

weeee :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

No hard feelings about the sock thing then?

Sorry, I didn't realise he was yours.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

none at all

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

run!! meanwhile sivvus' suggestion appealled to my inner emo

cfb

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

*tonk*

There, I've given him an umbrella in case he does it.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

I like this

it reminds me of that Dilbert line: "No matter what I do, I always feel better when I stop doing it"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

aaawww...

send the poor fellow to me - I'll cheer him up!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha!

Nicely ;)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

ta all :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

Damn

I thought the crazy horse thing below ( www.b3ta.com/board/9135152 ) couldn't be bettered today, and offered to eat Shergar if it was.

Looks like I'm having racehorse for tea.

*click*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

would you like fries with that?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

And mustard

Given how long Shergar's been in the ground, lots of mustard.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

hahahaha!

and eeeewwwww......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

Throwing acid is dangerous...in some people's eyes....

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

This is good.

However - allow me to kick off the controversy by saying I quite like his comedy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

i dunno who he is, i just googled and found out that he looks like that^

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)

His stand up routines are funny

but he seems like a smug twat on all the talking head "The 100 best things" crap he does.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

Yeah.

That's what I kind of like about him. That's his whole schtick.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

He is apparently disliked in comedy circles

due to the fact that he is a notorious joke thief.

I also don't think he's very funny, Jack Dee did deadpan way better.

Meh, give me Eddie Izzard any day!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

I've seen him do the

"put Smarties tubes on cats' legs to make them walk like robots" gag from Viz's Top Tips on two separate TV shows.
Maybe he sent it to Viz in the first place - who knows?

I find him occasionally funny but generally a bit "Meh".

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DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

Eddie Izzard & Bill Bailey NEED

NEED to write something together.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

*Rattles revolvers in both their mouths till they sign up*

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Jorvic, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

That would be brilliant!

Did you see the song that Bill Bailey and Robin Williams wrote together for Charles' birthday? That was ace :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

haha nicely.

i'm bored any ideas to stop this.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

Draw a lemming

trying to decide whether or not to jump off a cliff.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

Go outside

and throw a football rattle through a neighbour's window. It's what I do.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

i don't have one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

Improvise, man!

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DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

That's cracking, sir!

*clicks*

he's killing the rainforest, you know...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

Hahahaha...

Thankee sir! Lurve the pic :-)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

That's superb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

very good

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

you mean

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

fab :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

He looks like some kind of dictator!!

Or is that Dick?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

I love this.

Great stuff *clicks*

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fannycradock, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

yes, this is good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Nice work buddy

you're really rather good :)

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

looks nothing like Jimmy Nail

pfft

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

she's lying

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

Nice one.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

He steals jokes you know!

(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

Morning

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

Hahaha

He looks like a muppet! But with eyes for nostrils...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

*shudders*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

Jeezy Creezy!

nicely, but scarily done, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

RUN THEM OVER!!!

RUN THEM ALL OVER!!!!

*has seizure*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

I concur

Fecking cats!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

Haha

Woo!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

My father told me (as everyone's father did, no doubt)

that they buried a mouse in front of them, so the cats were constantly waiting for the mouse to appear - hence keeping their eyes open all the time.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

and like a twat you beleived him

My dad told me it wouldn't hurt....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

Yeah.

Bloody children are so stupid - even me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

My dad told me he could fix it....

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/expensivemistakes/post95994

Oh dear.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

Haha!

i love this

(MP3J part2, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)

And some spring rolls....

Ning all :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

pfffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

*delurk*

*spang*
'ningles all
*relurk*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)

How was your night's sleep?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)

too short

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

not the first time he's heard that!

OH!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

^ this

*offers stack-heel boots*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

are they good for sleeping in

spent all last night trying to get Tiger onto a DVD challenged iMac

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)

well that's your fault for even contemplating apple use.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

quiet, you.

You live in Australia, and therefore your opinion is void.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

oh so this is attack of the iFan club is it? oh oh oh shock oh oh oh horror!!

Twice the price for a problematic machine with a lousy inux flavour.

now excuse me there's something clip clopping across my bridge. Oh my it's a windoze user...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

1982 Sinclair Research Ltd FTW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

hahahahahah.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

and thus amply demonstrating your underlying Australian

incorrectitude,

Well done, you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

what's my nationality got anything to with it?

RACIST!! I HAVE BEEN VILIFIED!! I SHALL WRITE TO THE UNITED NATIONS ABOUT THIS!!

incidentally what nationality are you? you've said your not British...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

He's Dutch Irish Portugese Maltese French Canandian

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

~~Portugese Portugese Maltese French Canandian~~
Father from Birmingham, oh the shame...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)

hehehe...

I'm from the very flat bit in the north of The Netherlands.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

see, I was part right...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

ah, i was worried you may not have actually been human for a bit.

still, dutch isn't very far from french is it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)

may not actually be human?

Eh?

whatchootalkinabout, willis?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

it's a difficult to follow joke about the french...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

Well, if it's difficult to follow, I probably won't understand....

*mnnnnnnnggggggggg*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

I shall inform the Worldwide Fund For Nature

if you carry on like that, sir.

Tried install over Firewire?

Edit: As a Target disk.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

hello mr Grunty sir

I have all my XTC albums on FLAC now, hurrah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

*narrows eyes*

what about all the Dio albums?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

I haven't got any of that

wait...have they got a banjo?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

er no

but I've got some if you want it

along with the very best of Judas Priest

and Slayer sing the Show tunes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

\o/

Good stuff, that man!

Do you, by any chance, have the Andy Partridge 'Take Away' album digitally?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

ah Mr Partridge

yep, I do indeed (and Go+)

you want?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

oooOOOOooooo!

I've got Go+, but have never managed to get Take Away digitally.
Still have my treasured vinyl copy.

*hugs to chest*

And my unused ticket for the English Settlement tour....

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

*jealouses*

I often regret my decision not to buy Psonic Psunspot on vinyl when it was released

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

There are some good copies with the gatefold sleeve kicking around,

if you are tempted.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)

XTC rule!

Have you got Dukes of the Stratosfear as well?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

oh yes indeed

I didn't know you were a XTC fan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

oh yes sir-e

marvellous band

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

in my book, the best band in the entire world

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

^ this

with added ^ this.

possibly along with Talking Heads.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

Chips From the Chocolate Fireball

Brilliant Album...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

When technology is rust and you write your book in dust

All flesh be gone

/relurks & returns to work, hugs all round :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

You continue to tempt me with every revelation, sir...

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

I have indeed

that was the final, easy fucking obvious should have thought of it 3 hours earlier, solution

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

Oh dear.....

When in doubt, always firewire the bastard.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)

Spoken like a true Gitmo bay warden

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

razorwire, shirly?

;-)

How are you t'day, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

rough as fuck to be honest

Been down with the flu since sunday.
Had a day off yesterday but back in today. wish I hadn't

Apart from that musn't grumble

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

Sorry to hear that, sir

*manhugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

fags and coffee

that's what you need

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

best cure for everything.

*goes for ciggie*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

Thats what I did most othe day yesterday

Unfortunately, I think watching three Police Academy films back to back may have negated whatever good it did

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

if only I'd realised

*sigh*

wondered how the hell I was going to erase the swine without the CD

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

you live here

View Larger Map

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)

Wie haben Sie gewusst?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

errrr

yeah.
What he said.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

small cock

big pussy?

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)

Sorry to TJ but WORST GOATSE EVER (SFW)

www.gamesradar.com/f/world-of-nintendo/a-20090126104436890053/p-2

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

mmm turkey's backside

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

How refreshing!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

hahaha peta need to learn that animals are tasty.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

Pfft!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

henpecked

sorry...cock- pecked!

(MP3J part2, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

A portrait of a 12th century Fred as a worshipable rock.

bigger than the moon 1.7 meg
approved by: the subject

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

Pfffffft

That's me that is. Worship me :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)

i'll have to draw myself getting a virgin sarificed on my shoulder.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)

KILL IT IN THE FUCK!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)

the virgin or the rock?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)

NUKE THEM FROM SPACE!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

you're just jealous you're not a worshipable rock.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

so :(

*kicks dirt*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)

there there.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

whoop whoop

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

no barbarossa, which reminds me i have something for whoop whoop too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)

So why IS there a tree coming out of my head?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

hungover inspiration is a mystry to us all.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

and why do I have a black eye?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)

gif artifacts, and a little overzealous hatching.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

i was just a hollerin appreciation

any likeness to a b3tan living or dead is purely coincidental.

or something

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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TheOther, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)

Run you crazy naked man!

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Joliet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)

I get the weird feeling I've seen this before

tis very woo though.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

busted, you filthy reposter

www.b3ta.com/board/8781462

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

well done watson :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)

elementary, my dear prodge.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)

shersock holmes!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)

Still love this :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)

Woo! Woo! Woo!

I like the sound effects also.

*runs around room, pointing at things and going "Pew! Pew! Pew!"*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)

nooooo they be reposting.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)

reposty bad man!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)

I'll just slip this in here

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)

arf :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)

hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

the Fonts!

48 Billboard letters think they're so cool!

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Q4nobody, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

clickamundo

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *thumbs*

this is a caricature compo it hard!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)

where did barbarossa go?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)

Where is barbarossa?

Where is barbarossa?
Where is barbarossa?
Cha cha cha
Where is barbarossa?
Where is barbarossa?
Where is barbarossa?
*trumpets*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)

I'm here!?

*fears*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)

/gaz'd

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)

o_O!!!!!!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)

You know you'll never be safe now...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)

I've never been safe since I let Dave "blaaaarb" me.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

Wow! That looks like a lot of work!

It paid off well! *click*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)

Thanks to all the Aaaaaaaays

Wasn't too much work, about 2 hours in Flash then over to Fireworks, for a 5 minute shuffle.

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Q4nobody, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)

Ahem

~~minute~~ finger.

Big Woo to the pic though \o/

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)

Fuckin' ayyyyyyy!

*clickety*

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Joliet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)

Oh now that really is a bit special....

punnage AND woo in one fell swoop!

*clicks*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)

Instant win.

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Zuowan, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)

grand.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)

ooh

how clever

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)

bloody amazing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)

I was going to say "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy"

but that's a bit old-hat now. I still mean it though.

*clicks*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)

bloody hell,that must have taken a while

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)

bloody brilliant!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)

*I dont find this funny and i dont like it

* might mean 100% opposite of that what i just said.

(waxdart hello., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)

nice

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)

very nicely indeed

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)

Oo Woo

Spank the donkey, it's time for a frontpage!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)

marvellous

I remember thinking the same thing years ago, but without your panache:

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)

AaAaaaAaaa, I like it.

I knew there was similar out there, but thought I'd give it ma own twist.

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Q4nobody, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)

EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)

Look, ma! No rain!

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)

Your house is scary

Woo!

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Joliet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)

He lives in Silent Hill

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)

Generally it's not that quiet when I'm decorating like this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)

Not if you like sharp blades and impromptu decor it isn't.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)

bollocks, that is a decided puddle.

this looks quite familar too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)

Silly Kebab!

Bloods is not rains*!

*Biblical prophecies do not apply. Calls cost £1 per minute from a BT Landline, other networks may vary.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)

O_o

It looks like there MIGHT've been rain at some point...

Why is there always residue in your pictures?

By which I mean woo! of course :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)

It rained horror and destruction, yes.

I feel so embarassed.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)

I miss the rain

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)

If you splash coffee on the screen..

It has a similar effect. It reminds me of my student days. I'm sure I've woke up on the stairs?

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Q4nobody, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)

splash cough on the screen?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)

I'm all ears

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)

'shopped pics only

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)

I was going to do a caricature of Joan Rivers

but she beat me to it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)

Dopey's dropped his hat

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Joliet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)

Camilla made a mess of cutting his hair

She nearly cut his ear off

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)

she looks like her face was on fire

and someone beat it out with a shovel

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)

It was Philip

He also set her on fire

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)

It's the BFG!

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)

if you sort of squint

he looks like a doormouse

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)

Excellent Cartoon!!!

haha

(Catnipppp, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

worship the seam

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Them's some kerazy horses alright!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)

LOLORZ!

I haven't seen horses like that for a while

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)

hahahahhaha! utter lunacy :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

I found meself doing the WAAAA! WAAAA! out loud.

Yo hosses is well crazee.

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)

Choon!

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Joliet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)

Brilliant!

If this is bettered today, I'll eat Shergar.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)

Aww

how kind xx
it was a work of love

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hell.

www.b3ta.com/board/9135352
It was close.

But it's racehorse for tea.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

GUTID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

Haha yay!

Bum. Pippy's Crazy Horses flash seems to have disappeared from the world. This is a great shame.

Edit: FOUND IT! www.on9now.com/toons/crazyhorse.html
Everyone should watch this.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)

genius

have a click!

(magaski has been lactating since, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

This is BRILLIANT!

*click**click**click**click**click**click*

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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

Morning Folks - I'm sure this must bindun

...but not by me yet!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:18, archived)

mario would jump at the chance of checking the princesses pipes out!

woo! and ning!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)

hahahahah! what a brilliant thing to see first thing :D

ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)

hehehehehehe!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)

Silly bitch should stop getting kidnapped then!

Woo!

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Joliet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)

Paul

(grandpabutton, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)

excellent work.

I've seen a bunch of your stuff on the popular page but i don't think i've been around when you posted. it's all great.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:03, archived)

Why have you been saying my name repeatedly down there

EY :)

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:09, archived)

hahah :) everyone else does it *glomps*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)

sex glomp?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:28, archived)

stoke it up. ooh-ooh.

*grins at Joe S*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)

I really must

stop changing my signature whilst listening to 80s pop

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)

That's lovely!

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:08, archived)

alright our kid

I just recently discovered that it wasn't actually the beatles in the yellow submarine film, it was just a bunch of actors

I DEMAND A REFUND!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:09, archived)

One of them was Geoffrey Hughes

Eddie yates from Corrie!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:29, archived)

Cor! That's brilliant.

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)

Legs.

*rummages in scrabble bag*
WYHPWNHSEIOEIO

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:13, archived)

that's very nice!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:15, archived)

That's fucking woo

You have to win.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)

Fucking ace...

although I do hate the man.

Is it me, or is he starting to look like the Spitting Image puppet of Harold Wilson?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:29, archived)

what did he ever do to you to incur such hatred?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)

I heard he sometimes wears the same pants on 2 consecutive days

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)

I heard he leaves biscuit crumbs all over the sofa.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)

I heard he drinks all the milk, then puts the empty bottle back in the fridge...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:18, archived)

All of the above

plus his various attempts to rape John lennon's corpse

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)

In a word: Woo

In two words: Woo Yay

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)

really excellent

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)

that's brilliant

NING teh board

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)

woahhhh nelly!

top work!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)

Very Nice Work

Congratulations

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Sheep!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)

That

is really, very good

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Joliet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)

Loving your stuff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

Macca rocks

great stuff

(MP3J part2, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

Anyone spotted googles new logo

I think it's pollocks heh

(acidgiant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 7:58, archived)

hehehe

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:04, archived)

Haha

Funs are always pun

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:20, archived)

I love the Stone Roses

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)

Oooh, is this a spot the difference?

www.google.com/logos/pollock09.gif

um, bottom left - you have changed a pixel from FFCC33 to FFCC66

edit: ahhhaaa crafty! Mid-left 99CC66 to CCFF99
editedit: Also, what's the deal with airline peanuts?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)

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