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# This is the car i'll probably be driving to Hull in...
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I like this :)
A truly annoying series of adverts.
Stupid bogans.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Strewth Ailse!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# pfffttt....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaahaa
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahah! Yes! Now all we need to do is to cut that Moon Pig's oxygen supply.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I told them not to build towns in bushfire areas
No wait...I meant to tell them.
Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# To Soon...

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# HaHa.................BRILLIANT!!!!
*click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Arf
The Amateur Transplants version is good
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Oooo
Hull.

Evil cackle and snort moment
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I laughed and I'm going to Hull,
but evidently I'm in good company!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I feel bad for laughing so much at this :)
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# relevant pearoast time!


woo aswell. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# that's more Hullbusadelic than my post
Ta..I feel much better about myslf now :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Go!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You are Moby
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hooray..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Race ya!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# That'd look wonderful on a big canvas in my front room!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# heh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# splendid!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# woo :D
yey
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Anyone else thought this?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oof!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# first thing that came to mind!
TJ: putting this here as I can even make up my own mind whether it's funny or not:


Click for bigger (85 kb)
I was going to put Bernard Manning but he's dead (thankfully).
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# No - Feck off!

* Wobbly is still not good and feel that he should be in the pub by now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Yes.
But I wouldn't mind if it was a bit more 'interesting'...

I mean, it's a horse... At least the angel of the north is an interesting piece of sculpture.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Yes
but then I poo-poo everything
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Angel Of The East

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I think it should be encrusted with swarovski crystals or even diamonds.
It might cost a little more, but by 'eck it'd be pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# It would be pretty, but it wouldnt be...
...all the pretty horses
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# i likes
i also like the horse thats going to be there
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Maybe,
it's still good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Pepper Tutorial
Photobucket


Here is an easy technique that gets great results, this tutuorial i just made for the b3ta folks, so i want to see somebody try it and post something wacky.

It all starts with the sketch. And, as you see, I am not that great of a cartoonist, but somehow with the addition of all the textures it becomes great. I use a soft prismacolor pencil on tracing paper, then scan in.

Next find your textures, usually i hit Google images or any of the stock photo sites.

The cutting board was so hard to find i had to build my own. Found a close up of a cut up textured board, as shown, then cut it into the dark and light slats by simply changing the color of them, did it squared up to begin with, then bent it to fit the perspective of the sketch.

The knife I did find though, in my own kitchen drawer, took a pic of it, and modified the blade a bit by squashing it down to fit the area, plus give it a fat cartoony look.

The pepper was hard to find in high res, I finally had to go to the grocery and buy one, once i photographed it the reflections were all wrong, so i lifted those from a photo i found in google. I chopped it in pieces, and shot pics of the seeds, but in the end i had to draw the cut pieces separately and put on different layers, and dropped in the seeds. Then added the highlights with a combination of cloning / lifting them from another photo and a little airbrushing.

The smoke was easy, just typed in steam into google images, then airbrushed them a bit.

The stem was from the pepper i shot.

Then making the pepper come alive, all the body parts were my own, it is rare you can find pics that fit your sketch, so i photographed my hands, arms, ears and mouth, but the nose was created, using the sketch as the guide. Cut out the parts and place them in layers, changing the colors, and bending the photos to fit the sketch. Cut the teeth down to size.

That is really the key to the whole technique, bending photo textures to fit your drawing. Or cloning parts of them to texturize an area.

Sometimes i will make the canvas twice as wide as the illustration. Then have the left half with photos that i lift textures from with the cloning tool, because they need to be on the same layer to clone, and it is easier to have them off the actual illustration.

By the way, it is all photoshop. And I have a mac with a wacom tablet and pen. That is all.

It is important to have a strong direction of light, then place your shadows accordingly, gives it a lot of depth.

try it, you'll like it.

d

.
(Catnipppp, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# That
is woosomeyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# This has words in it
and they are good ones. woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Great stuff..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant

nice work there that man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# The is so very woo and yay!
consider that clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ^ Needs more text
(please}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# good tips, thanks!
I sometimes spend hours searching for a picture of something at a certain angle, when I could take it myself in a few minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# blimey
This is full of good stuff

nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Great stuff
It's nice to see somebody sharing his 'secrets'.

Your images always seem to have an overall "look" to them (like some fancy filter or summit). For example, the knife above doesn't look just like a photo of a knife - it looks almost sketched.
Do you do anything in addition to the above?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# the knife


yea, the real knife was about twice as long as that, simply fatten stuff up to get it looking to fit in the cartoon world, by editing it down short.


.
(Catnipppp, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# the knife blade looks like it's been filtered
I think zak wants to know what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# knife


the only filter i ever use is blur. But i will blow up an area and use the cloning tool at about 20 per cent to smooth out areas and take away the imperfections that keep it in the photograph feel. Realistic is ok, but the photo feel needs to be refined to give it an illustrated look.

d
(Catnipppp, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# thanks
Sorry I didn't reply - I had to go AFK a bit.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Not only great but particularly magnanimous. Tons of woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# [s'bit bloody good that!]
woo to the words too.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# nice to see you've stopped being an arse :)
+ good tips
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I was waiting to see if
Panasonic was here!

P.s Woo the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# pasanodick is twice the arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh stop :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# run along now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# What a lovely thing to do.
Thanks.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# thanks



It is hard to believe that i invented this way to illustrate with photographs, but I have yet to see anyone else use this technique. it is so basic though, so everyone should try it.

.
(Catnipppp, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Is texturize a word?
Who cares! This would be great work if I knew anything about making images.

Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# That's excellent.
Are they your own eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yes, the bloodshot parts are


the pupils found on google, type in pupil / eye.

d
(Catnipppp, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Most excellent and nice of you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Lovely and Useful!
Useful and Lovely! Cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# nicely
no doubting your talent, what would be really lovely is if you'd join in the general sillyness of the board, leave your perfectionist hat at the door and just shop some nonsense, as you've already gathered we ain't worth1000 or freakingnews.
in the meantime keep 'em coming :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# OH! WOW!!!!!!!YES
this is STUNNING.....and excellent methodology..........(please tell me you didn't photograph your poo in the other pic..heh heh(only jokin'):D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# This is more like it, great work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# ooh - a lovely creation!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Spiffing pepper slicing.
Makes the lighting work nice it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Excellent work sir!
Cheers!
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# That is so far beyond me it's scary!
Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# brilliant stuff
and the talk through is very interesting - thanks :beer:
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# This
is blinking ace!

*tries*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Not just for monkey's!

how much can a koala bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# That'll cure what ails you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# [will they never learn?
monkey beer is not for Koalas! they turn into pyromaniacs. it's a vicious circle! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# but it's not for Koalas...or girls :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# after what Sam has been through
She can drink whatever she wants :)!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Turkey Children

Found my camera today and this was on it from Christmas. The head was returned to the turkey post-cooking.
Thought I would share...
(I helped save b3ta! MrUppity, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# bacon bra!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Eeeek!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Proper wrong
But woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Strangely aroused...
By bacon of course.
Not babies
Or chickens
Or tinfoil
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Bacontits!
*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# and bacon rind thong...
*hubba*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# well...
it was actually meant to be an anatomically correct interpretation of pectoral and abdominal muscles but I'll setlle for tits I guess
(I helped save b3ta! MrUppity, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You spent
all that time on Christmas day producing an anatomically correct interpretation of pectoral and abdominal muscles in bacon?

You're doing christmas all wrong. Can I suggest you try more alcohol and lego next year?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Wrong but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# They grow up so fast these days

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Saucy!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# CHEDGE!
and redex :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# CHEDGE
Cheeky old man
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I bet this was his idea too!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I want this on a t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# 'appy 'arry, before and after
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Oh
Now that is clever
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# This should happen in real life...
/Portsmouth fan
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Brilliantly done sir!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I loiks this muchly!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# very nice
i gave a candle moulded from a mould i made of a bit of me to a chum, made my eyes water when she set it on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Tealight sized? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# very good
*awards gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Darth Forgot the Lyrics - Sorry for filesize !


Click for bigger (196 kb)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# "I find his lack of selecting George Michael's 'Faith' instead, disturbing"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# LOL
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I've just been made redundant! way to go me!

[Edit: thanks for the kind words internets :) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# sorry to hear about the job... :(
that sucks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Aww shucks sorry to hear it fella
happened to me end of last year
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# On the upside, more time for this sort of thing on B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# that's some bad shit news sir
on the plus side, no more stevenage
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Whatdidyoudo?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# very nice!
sorry about the job.. seems like all of Britain will be an unemployed wasteland by the end of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# or 'Birmingham' as it's more commonly known
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I always thought that job wasn't right for you!
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# sorry to hear that fella :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Boo everything
sorry to hear that.

Nice pic though
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I was made redundant last Sept
start job 1 march - its a shit job but its a start
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# There seems to be shdes
of the visitors logo from V in the centre bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# "The prozac dawn opens milky-white ..."


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Is this like a noir version of those weekly relationship serials you get in the Red Top newspapers?
It's lovely either way...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Prozac is balls
Efexor ftw

/emo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Winter


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# they should have read the sign :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# STOP
Read the sign!
Eeh-ooh-eh-oh-eh-oh

*balloony pants dance*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I want to see what's freaked out that snowman so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# it's not so long... ;)
(dobeer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Holy Crab!


Click for bigger (156 kb)
(dobeer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ1NUiwzBUw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Grab a
Crab
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Yay - Elephants!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Where's my £2 million?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# that would look fucking awesome
and much better than a bloody horse
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I think so.
"Welcome to Britain! Here's a massive cat!"
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahah *whistles the Goodies theme*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# You've lost me...
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# some of it is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjX1kpUP0Hg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Haha!
That sort of thing. Could be animated, Las Vegas style...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# *Tickles Original Steves Goodies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *giggles like the Pilsbury Dough Boy*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
*squashes Aspel*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# He deserves 3.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# fucking lovely
*click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Ha!
Now that I like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# only a matter of time...
Photobucket

and bloody big cones
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I wonder how well guarded it'll be
if it ever gets built.

How difficult would it be to climb up it and add a massive floppy dick to it...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# No 3.5", but rather as massive as in 5.25" or even 8"?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Proper working-from-home-lol
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# yes!
every town should have one


(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# They're doing it wrong
We'll never get a country's worth out of them that way...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Brucie likes to sculpt his guns at the office
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# some of the stills from this anim
are hillairous!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
some all

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Anchor Man?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Good thing the safety is on,
those guns could be dangerous!
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# what is up? yo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
How much for an afro wig?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Black mamba


Click for bigger (166 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# "E"ndorses
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# spellin mistakes are part of the advertising of all mongychops products
we save costs to be passed on to YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# well,
when in roam...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *sings*
"this could be rotterdamn, or anywear, liverpool or roam..."

there's a misspelt velcro as well :)

your doing this on purpose aren't you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not free to Rome
But I am pretty cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# As endorsed
by the 70's
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# But I am bald!

Will it stick to me pubes?

OK, OK. so I am having a bad day - Fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# velco? :<
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Can you Tell What It Is Yet???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# No
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# No
Should I?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I find the knives under the canvas worrying...
Has Rolf taken a turn for the worse?

EDIT: nice kangaroo, slightly smoke damaged though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Is it a kangaroo that has burned to death in the very recent and horrific Australian bush fires?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Good GOD................your powers of perception are terrifying sir!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I'm gonna say "POOP"


for no real reason, it's just I like saying POOP.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Don't believe the poop!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# And just for the hell of it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# "Fry me Kangaroo brown, Sport, fry me Kangaroo brown"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Sorry if bindun... Well... Sorry all round come to think of it...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Awwww...
I just put this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# HAHA!!!
WTF! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
b3ta - making the leaps of logic that others dare not
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D

Have this as a reward: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVYYe87b9w
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hehehe
Screwball Scrabble would be an interesting game
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# YES!
Pictionary - Scrabble for dylsexics.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# at the risk of resurrecting an ancient meme...

I'd never heard of this "moshgirl" until someone mentioned it way down in the board below.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I've had her!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# that must have been quite vigorous :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# In the 4th frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I've had your mum!

* Wobbly is sorry for any upset caused this afternoon, he is in a FUCKING BAD MOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Ha!
Jokes on you fucknugget! My mum's dead! That was my dad in drag!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Bollock!
Please tell him he was shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ???
I really think she would have had you
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ta
great matching pose there!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I knew I'd seen this source recently
:)

Edit: Shit I've only just noticed it's a penguin!! Blind cutn.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hehehe
This is what actually happened. The video footage we've all been shown is edited to make it look like he was shot
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I think you're onto something
but are you saying that a dislodged testicle must have shot through the poor man's abdomen at bullet-speed? are you?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Not only that
it ricocheted off his pelvis, orbited around his liver and shot through his body
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# The Magic Teste!
Get Oliver Stone on the phone...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That would be me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# a ha!
for it was you. I should thank you. I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# moahgirl makes me cry with joy
(sludgebucket, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)

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