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# The power of tortoise compels you....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *is compelled*
nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hehe! I recognise that gas mask,
*edit* and here's why:


and nice reflectoporn there! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# He/she/it is loverly.
This, not so much...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Erm...
torti?
(Eli-T, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# must.worship.tortoise
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Oh the terror...
pin

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# This Summer...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# smashing stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hello? Anybody there?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Huh
what?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'm not either, you strange, strange man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hello?
#is it me you're looking for?#
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Howdie Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# How do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Thought your Rolf was utterly superb sir!! :D You ok mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Oh yes. I'm feeling super today. Had a great weekend...
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Tip top sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I know a song that will get on your nerves...
Get on your nerves...
Get on your nerves...
Get on your nerves...
I know a song that will get on your nerves...
Get Get Get on your nerves...

I know a song that will get on your nerves...
Get on your nerves...
Get on your nerves...
Get on your nerves...
I know a song that will get on your nerves...
Get Get Get on your nerves...

etc (for ever)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I made the ultimate compo entry

did I miss owt?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
This really is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# dire "bonjour" à mon petit ami
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I was going to say Dark Side of the Moon
but it's there.

Full marks, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# haha
at least two of my binduns in there. I'm off to see the wizard of oz to ask for an imagination.
(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I think there are always loads of obvious ones for simple compos like this
and when there's 30 plus pages there's binduns a gogo.

This was fun to do tho and if I say so mesen, quite cool lookin! I want this as my #1 album cover! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] known pleasures

(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# RK
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Love will tear your picture apart
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# FAC l0l
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Oooo!
I see a Dolphin!
(And a deleted and reposted thread?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# yah
keep forgetting to post pix as image challenge entries
(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# You can always click "Edit" and change its challenge status...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# that
sounds easier. thx
(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Y E S !
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I know I have seen this image before.
In a film? Have I?
ed: Googles ahhhhh! I see now.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ohhh, it was a pulsar trace! I always thought it was some kind of 2D-NMR...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oo that be good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Rooney Bat hunts in the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Kill it with bats!
Or cats! Or flying rats! Cover its face with a hat! It's coming to get us alllll!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Hello b3ta people
I blame new_matt and Tribs for unwittingly forcing me to do this:



Hopefully the details are right, I haven't seen the films so relied on internet superheros to guide me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ahha!
That looks great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha
That's exactly how it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Star Wars Monday!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Anotomical groan!
What exactly IS that thing anyway?

Edit: Argh, I asked that as a genuine question, not realising that I was walking straight into a bucket of meme. The internet has finally infiltrated my subconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That one is a bit of a slow burner
Both my Star Wars ones are.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board/8777251
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I got the muscle bit ;)
But I've no idea what the creature is, other than...well.. it's a trap.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Just to clarify
Admiral Akbar is a character in the Star Wars films.

In Return of the Jedi he says 'Its a trap'

There isn't really much more to it than that.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Aaaaaaahhhhh
That makes things clearer, cheers! Admiral Akbar is a wonderfully ridiculous name for a wonderfully ridiculous looking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# It's laziness in naming
It's most likely from the Arabic Allahu Akbar.

Who the hell names an aquatic species "Mon Calamari"? Was he eating Chinese food that day?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahah

static.velvetcache.org/pages/2007/5/25/its-a-trap/tarp-30198.jpg

(not mine - did it originate here?)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] (it's Jupiter)
(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# That looks like it's moving... just slightly...
And I can't spot what you've done...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Just
a spot of cloning
(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# a spotless work of art
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I need my super specs for this one
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Dis you remove it?
Or just take a photo from the back side :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Harry's jaw dropped

Click for 200+ more doofers.

Slack-jawed bunch, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# pfft
The repetition is in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# "magic" Jaw
I think you mean... www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWCYDaZHl6Q
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# haha
were going to just let her copy and paste from previous books until her hand gets tired
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Curse my firewalled company!
No streaming media for me at ork :(
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
Jaw
Pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I also noticed the repetition of the words "the" and "and"
and "triple-headed concrete dildo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you forgot to include 'Herimone's pants dropped'
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :O
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I thought I'd decided not to post with that account.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# how many people have an extra comedy account?
I wonder
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# no idea
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I think they are going to have to be torn off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I think that would take a little creative editing
or an internet search. Harry Potter slash-fic is truly a disturbing world. Apparently, Dumbledore likes to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# pffftttt....
what yokels!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Comics and corsets?
An odd mix ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Jesse Jacksoncalrisian
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I know.
But you have to have an ism these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# no
i meant you've made solo white!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Damn it!
*gets burn tool*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Always going on about how Corellians are keeping the Socorrans down
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# rough but what the hell..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# haha
I hope for baby-face's sake that he isn't the father
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# the one on the right looks like a panto dame-in-training
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *subscribes to Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I hope for the child's sake, it's the guy on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# one of them looks nearly human
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Just nick it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahah
Love it, the more i look, the more i notice
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I love how the News at Ten last night more or less outed her (the mother) to the nation
as a right olde slapper who has been putting round the estate like a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hehe
dirty little slut
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :) The chutney wife was sat reading while the news was on last night and when they announced
that at least 4 other local boys had come forward claiming they could be the father, she simply exlaimed "HAPPY SLAPPER" while turning the page..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I wish I knew slappers this dirty when I was 13
I had to rely on the lingerie section of the Grattan's catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# you did
they just didn't want to sex you

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I'm waiting for other girls to come forward
and claim to be the mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ready my magic pair of neutering bricks!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# According to the Screws yesterday
it could be anyone of EIGHT chav scroates.

15 years old and sleeping with 8 different blokes at the same time.

AND she's a fucking munter.

One of the dad's said: "well, there's not a lot to do round here"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# she's a living youth club
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# pffttttt
Office lollage at that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha nicely :)
Incidentally, thought you may appreciate this for the compo...
www.b3ta.com/board/9179755
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Incidentally,
you are quite correct:-)

Strains not to post Gilbert and George pic...

Oh well, maybe the 10% tax rate pic then,


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# post 'em both - it's only Monday :)
/and cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# heheheh
Dad? can we go and play football?

Sorry Son, I haven't done my homework
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Dad? can we go and play football?
Sure son. In a few years we could both be playing for England U-18s.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Give it a couple of years...
McDonalds employee: So what'll it be then?
Father: Happy meal please.
McDonalds employee: and for your son?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# arf
Yakabakas!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# heh
pointed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll have a whopper with cheese

needs more g
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# RK?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# zing
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Bugering?
is it an Austrian racetrack for insects?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# It's Chinese for playing the trumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahah ROFR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ROR!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# RK?
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Meat between buns?
Special sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Mine's a Whopper
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *flamegrills*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# The Bill?
ts on platform 13 ->

I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# your TV needs tuning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# haha
no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# bah
I can feel the splashing inside my head :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# The Bill
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# psst I think you dropped a "G"
unless instead of "Buggering", you meant BUGELING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# RK? I don't get it.
The Bill? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# BU GER ING!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'm Loving it
(if on the "giving" end)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Rampaging
pearoast. :)

(Mr_Fingers, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# veggie version
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Wow thats how RIS started
However I'm sure buggering tastes better however if you fancy a burger try www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(Tony Macaroni hello, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Your dog's got no nose
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# The no-nosed cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry... I've been away


Did anyone miss me? (FWIW, I was breeding and yes, MiniMe has a b3ta babygrow)
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# binday
but this is good

congrats on the offspring
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# miss you? MISS YOU?
ffs charlie ive been worried out of my fucking mind! Where have you been? And dont give me some glib comment about breeding you owe me more than that. What do you expect wandering back in here after all this time? You think i just give my woo's and yay's away willy nilly? Its been along time charlie... Ive moved on... Ive been woo-ing other peoples work... i thought you werent coming back... and all this time... *sobs uncontrollably... you bastard you thoughtless bastard... you couldnt have sent a gaz!!?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Oh. Shit. Er...
didn't you get all the 'little samples' I sent?
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Slightly tenuous compo
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Haha!
Is it international Star Wars day or something today? Lot of SW-themed shoppery going on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# it is the bandwagon to
end all bandwagons.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Every day
is Star Wars Day on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# "Vader. Release him"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Theology fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# "well he told me he was God."
I don't think that is going to cut it some how.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# star wars shoppery
don't mind if i do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Bandwagon you say?
That's no spoon!

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# use the fork etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# boom
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9191353
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Have an old one.

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Mon Cala-Bar-i?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# one of my favourites of all time this one :D
*re-clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# It's a trappacino?
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *Guffaws loudly*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Allah Snackbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# He is the JarJar Binks of the original films
Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Now
this is Jar-Jar - old one though as he's moved to Milan now
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *footylols!*
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ta - have an old Beackham too
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Have a Gazza
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# But... But....
Why is he on the Enterprise?
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Not in my galaxy!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# But why are the Rebel Alliance striking?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The Empire's non-unionised
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I see Lando wants to Picket the Ewok
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# And
Darth Vader's a blackleg
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# oh fuck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# JAYZUS!
*fears hard*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Licky Gervais?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# racist etc.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*draws breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# he is going to gum us to death
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nyomnyomslurp
In other news, I've discovered the most incredibly bland game show ever. The new version of "Going for Gold". It makes Supermarket Sweep look challenging and exciting.
At least the old version had that crazy lady with the silly hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# going for gold!
the only thing england could ever win :D

and numerous times the european person would have a look on their face of "but that's what I said!"

ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
"I'm sorry, Herrmann, the answer is 'interpolated palimpsest'"

"Now, Maureen from Gateshead - what insect is stripy and makes honey?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 54 sticker peels later and it's win to the power of three...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hehe
but taking it apart and putting back together FTRCW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# rc?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Randy Clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# rutting chedge?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Racist Clam
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# rotten cat?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# rewarding colon

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# rib cage
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# remote control
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Rancid Clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# robocop
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# real constant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ooh, that's a sexy cube.
Reminder to self: sample the "tutututututu" vocal sample from the film Cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Stealth cube
shhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Nice cube with a ninja mask
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# or you could figure out a bunch of fairly dull algorithms.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
#
www.wrongway.org/cube/solve.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# that's depressing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# There's something menacing about that. I don't know why, but it's giving me teh fear...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's the only thing you get to play with in solitary confinement
if you solve it, it will explode and kill you, tampering will result in the same

how long can you resist playing with it? ooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Sweet!
Neo-plasticism ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Silly person.
You only needed to peel 27 off.

Otherwise, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# 9x6=54.
Unless I have entered an alternate reality. Hopefully I have. This one is far too hot. And there aren't nearly enough skive opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah,
But we can only see 3 sides!
(Potatoman, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Why do lies suddenly appear. Every time you are near?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha :)
but that number of lies is an understatement
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Nicely put.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Those are just the little white ones
You have to zoom out to see the really big lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# does he tell white lies?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Full spectrum of fibs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Brown lies are a special new category
Quantatitive easing his way past reality.

Lolsatire
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# "Brown lies" don't sound very nice, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Reminds me of
this headline
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
so childish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# The political Brown note
Makes people want to go to the potty.
(Yes, I know the brown note is unproven. But then, so are most of the Government's claims)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Reconfiguration of general factual infrastructure
with a view to implement pre-determined policies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'd say the view is short-sighted, but I'm not sure whether his glass eye actually causes that.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# It's so he can turn a blind eye to the truth
My favourite government fib :
Jacqui Smith : "I believe there is a demand, now, for cards - and as I go round the country I regularly have people coming up to me and saying they don't want to wait that long"
She's full of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Her and Hazel Blears are failing to amuse at the moment.
Attempting to take on George Monbiot via open letter exchange in the Guardian was immensely foolish. A couple of days after Monbiot posted this, there was an outraged little letter sent by David Blunkett explaining how the Guardian "used to stand for something". Oh, the irony. The twat was in the Observer yesterday too, fawning away for support.

I'm also sick of Mandleson chipping in at every opportunity to emphasise how Labour stand for wealth creation and ties with business.

Oh, and David Freud's defection. I didn't even realise he was a former investment banker and will never understand why he was put in charge of welfare reform.

Sick of it all, dammit :(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Looks like he's wearing a toupee
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :)
toupee false head
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# you are beau bo d'or
and i claim my £5
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)

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