It would be interesting if the americans had actually created one.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:39,
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It was in development, but as far as we know, never actually created.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:43,
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yeh, cos they'd let people know
if they'd perfected it.
have you not noticed how happy the iraqis were with their new tight, hot pink uniforms just after the US invasion finished? hmm? hmm?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:29,
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have you not noticed how happy the iraqis were with their new tight, hot pink uniforms just after the US invasion finished? hmm? hmm?
Think the sex gas hit in episode 1
Turned everyone into bisexual nymphos. No cure.
Wonder if the Cardiff tourist industry has seen a "rise" in visitors?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:38,
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Wonder if the Cardiff tourist industry has seen a "rise" in visitors?
billie
was in that episode, but unfortunately didn't get her kit off :(
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:29,
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that is real life, if you don't get them, you are in the Barryrics
Like the Matrics, but more Barry
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:44,
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bupdiddydupdiddydup,
Don't listen to him darlin' he's a professional...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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I'm tired of these motherfucking kittens on a motherfucking sill!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:21,
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I just replied "Why are you watching me" to the Watchben one (my name being Ben)
And then you post this. Freaky times.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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High five!
The younger of us has to change their name to "name stealer" by deed poll.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:16,
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Now that's just brown nosing the Ginger Fuhrer...
Right. Home tiem. Byeeeee *waves*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:18,
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Right. Home tiem. Byeeeee *waves*
Why am I always too sodding late posting now that everyone nicks my saying?
* Your all bastards and I hate you!
and your image is shit Vagabond!
EDIT: OK.. I'm sorry for shouting and I love you all really...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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and your image is shit Vagabond!
EDIT: OK.. I'm sorry for shouting and I love you all really...
haha
I think I subliminally read your post and typed practically the same thing.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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If she didn't have such an irritating personality
then yes, semi-ahoy.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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Really, I quite like the fact that she acts like no one else on tv and shouts everything
not because it's nice, but because I'm weird.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A COCK
WOW I'VE NOT SEEN A COCK BEFORE BECAUSE PEOPLE RUN AWAY BEFORE I GET TO SEE IT BECAUSE I KEEP SHOUTING IT THROUGH THE WALLS TO THE NEIGHBOUR
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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ha ha ha
Just hovering over that post button, please tell me you also had the countdown theme playing?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02,
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hahahah, spot on timing, you were waiting for that, weren't you? :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:03,
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I am psychic
woo!
i'd love to see henry in the film, he would make a brilliant super hero
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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i'd love to see henry in the film, he would make a brilliant super hero
Ha, I thought that said Hendry and it was a play on seven time world champion snooker player's lack of persnality.
Still woo though.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12,
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I've always wondered why
They didn't get, er ... an Indian chap ... to play him.
Then I realised it was simply the institutional racism of the time.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:49,
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Then I realised it was simply the institutional racism of the time.
Swanky font matching
I am repeating this over and over in my head using the voice of Woody Allen to make it worth mentioning!!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:54,
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oh you fecker, now I can't read the without it being in a Connery voice
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:57,
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no.
Three of a Kind.
but it's likely to be used more than once.
being handy
in the days when people still laughed at lenny henry :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:59,
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but it's likely to be used more than once.
being handy
in the days when people still laughed at lenny henry :D
Two and a half men?
Starring Charlie sheen, and Ghandi?
That I'd watch, ghandi always telling charlie sheen not to do whores and drink, where ghandi is a socialy inept loser
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:00,
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That I'd watch, ghandi always telling charlie sheen not to do whores and drink, where ghandi is a socialy inept loser
Quick, write to fox, and sneak in the script for killer shit aswell! :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:04,
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I could write action dramas for fox
they'd be fucking awesome and shit!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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Or at least you could do some little youtube shorts that would be amazing and shit
And would get more hits then "leave britney alone I look like a girl, stop wanking im actually a man" shit
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:08,
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dunno if I can convnince anyone to do something for youtube that would look epic enough
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12,
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hmm you know
you could be right
my mind is pretty much lmlnglmglng these days
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02,
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my mind is pretty much lmlnglmglng these days
I'd watch that
And fix your HTML! Point to
lh3.ggpht.com/_QKCr8KwOyvE/RNIF9RQLABI/AAAAAAAAAMU/Y6YPKQLBgy0/
And in return, have more cricket.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:33,
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lh3.ggpht.com/_QKCr8KwOyvE/RNIF9RQLABI/AAAAAAAAAMU/Y6YPKQLBgy0/
And in return, have more cricket.
Cricket you say?
3 completely different balls
I like the moonwalking square-leg umpire.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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3 completely different balls
I like the moonwalking square-leg umpire.
However much more exciting that may make cricket,
I still find that attire hateful.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:43,
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6 pints of ale on a sunny afternoon
makes it seem a whole lot better.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:46,
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I want your browser
He is dancing at a fairly boring speed in mine
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:37,
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try this
<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_QKCr8KwOyvE/RNIF9RQLABI/AAAAAAAAAMU/Y6YPKQLBgy0/">
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:48,
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Does your shamelessly promoted website document the history of the broken link in chronological order?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:55,
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Control your music and video...
...with a massive, poorly rendered Wii hand.
PreviousWii:
www.b3ta.com/board/9199649
www.b3ta.com/board/9199439
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28,
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...with a massive, poorly rendered Wii hand.
PreviousWii:
www.b3ta.com/board/9199649
www.b3ta.com/board/9199439
wii and ipod
my 2 most disliked, overhyped 'gadgets' in one pic.
*rages*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:37,
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*rages*
the bloke is into baby scat... it's all relative...
just like him
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:26,
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Actually, the power of baby poo at a massive speed could be that keeping the kid in the air.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:30,
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Marvellous work :)
though... isn't that a baby winkie...?
NSFW? (I jest...)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:29,
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NSFW? (I jest...)
Guess what this is and win a prize!*
*you will have to provide your own prize
I did this thing while ill on Tuesday. I still don't know what I was ill with. Pixel art is great for filling up time and not requiring much energy though :D
EVERYONE'S A WINNER!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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*you will have to provide your own prize
I did this thing while ill on Tuesday. I still don't know what I was ill with. Pixel art is great for filling up time and not requiring much energy though :D
EVERYONE'S A WINNER!
is it a supposatory
that became animated from goo juices and is back for revenge?
.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:19,
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.
That's not so tasty delicious. Unless it's like tomacco, which appears to be tasty.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12,
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it was a typein from a computer game magazine in the 80s
which I never typed in, but I've always liked the title
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:14,
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Isn't there that vampire killer tomatoes movie?
I want to watch that new vampire movie which'll come out this year, Lesbian Vampires or such and such.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:24,
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The concept of beauty as perceived by a blind man who's just drunk
Four and a half litres of orange juice that he'd found at the back of a friend's fridge that, while it tasted delicious, was actually laced with mescaline and soda?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12,
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I'm unsure what mescaline is. I'm off to google. Sounds viable though.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:13,
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The Doors Of Perception - Aldous Huxley is where the band
The Doors got their name.
TDoP was written autobiographically about Huxley's personal experimentation with it.
It's a hallucinogen.
Potentially it should be one of the best books ever.
In reality, it's really dry, dull, and contains really long werds n conceps and nothing about the amusing part of tripping one's bollocks off really at all.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:24,
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TDoP was written autobiographically about Huxley's personal experimentation with it.
It's a hallucinogen.
Potentially it should be one of the best books ever.
In reality, it's really dry, dull, and contains really long werds n conceps and nothing about the amusing part of tripping one's bollocks off really at all.
too many switches and buttons, man!
press and switch them all at random
see what happens
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:21,
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see what happens
Grumpy Potato
It's grumpy because it's been left in the kitchen cupboard and started sprouting.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12,
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There's something strangely
Oompa Loompa about it.
Edit: Well, I say strange. I actually mean disturbing.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:14,
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Edit: Well, I say strange. I actually mean disturbing.
Its
The yellow dust that won't leave my head alone as if its not enough that I look like a vegetable and I'm just a head!!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:16,
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I miss my ready brek.
I enjoyed the taste on a cold winter day, or night, and occasionally summer.
I remember eating ice lollies from brake bros. in the middle of winter. For some reason my mum managed to order some stuff from them.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:20,
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I remember eating ice lollies from brake bros. in the middle of winter. For some reason my mum managed to order some stuff from them.
mmmm!
I liked mine cold with cornflakes in!! runny and cold I had a blue glow at school.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:25,
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We used to have chocolate ready brek.
My brother added sugar to it. At least a table spoon.
Yet now he is fitter than me due to his rowing.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:26,
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Yet now he is fitter than me due to his rowing.
It's LOG !!! Everybody Loves LOG !!
Log rolls down stairs,
It comes in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbours dog,
It fits on your back,
looks good for a snack,
ITS LOG..LOG..LOG.
ITS LO-OG LO-OG.. it's big it's heavy it's wood
ITS LO-OG LO-OG.. it's better than bad it's Good !
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:19,
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It comes in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbours dog,
It fits on your back,
looks good for a snack,
ITS LOG..LOG..LOG.
ITS LO-OG LO-OG.. it's big it's heavy it's wood
ITS LO-OG LO-OG.. it's better than bad it's Good !
the show wasn't very good, compared to the original comics, and Hit teh Road was AWESOME....
I still haven't gotten around to playing the recent offerings from Telltale...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:32,
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oh, don't get me wrong, it was a good cartoon, just some of the original humor was lost, so I was a little disappointed
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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Hhahahahahahahahah! Fecking brilliant!
"Snnnaaakkeee! SSNNNAAAKKKEKEEEE!!!"
#Dud-duh doo doo doo, Dah dah DAH!#
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:56,
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#Dud-duh doo doo doo, Dah dah DAH!#
you've created a time paradox!
Edit: unless you believe in the Many-worlds interpretation, in which case, s'all cool
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:57,
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Quickly! Reattach the handles and then reverse the polarity!
That always works.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05,
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Nice!
That also reminds me, I need to try and get a copy of robot jax...... or jox, can't remember which one it was!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:57,
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Jox
www.imdb.com/title/tt0102800/
hehe, for a second, you had me double guessing myself... Had to check!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:03,
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hehe, for a second, you had me double guessing myself... Had to check!
I'll tell you which one it wasn't...
... the sequel, Crash & Burn.
Man that was rubbish.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05,
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Man that was rubbish.
Oh lordy I can't wait for this film!
With giant mechs or not. Ideally with though.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05,
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Tori Amos Def
Ha its Tori Amos and Mos Def and I have merged both of there names and faces to make a joke.
oh god!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:42,
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Ha its Tori Amos and Mos Def and I have merged both of there names and faces to make a joke.
oh god!
That is some insanely brilliant texture matching
What algorithm are you using?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:44,
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What algorithm are you using?
i know
Its scary! I used a scanner and some magazines. I want to get photoshop when I GROW UP.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:53,
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Eh? Sorry, I think you misunderstand... Which regular b3tan are you?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:55,
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Weenie Beemer Man approves of your color matching algorithms ;-)
edit:what are the odds of "algorithms" appearing in two consecutive and independent posts? sci-lolz
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:44,
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edit:what are the odds of "algorithms" appearing in two consecutive and independent posts? sci-lolz
now it's beginning to look like Heath Ledger as the Joker
*freaks out*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:49,
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awwww shit.. I hope not... its the best thing I have seen in a while
:D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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I always wanted one, but when I could finally afford one they'd been discontinued :(
Did you have the trailer attachment too?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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YAYS!
Its like jerry bruckheimer did a live action Domo-kun film and made him 'realistic' using CG.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:45,
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its always bloody domo-kun with you isn't it? :)
*is irritated he didn't spot domo there*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:49,
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*is irritated he didn't spot domo there*
for some reason i expect him to
have rolex watches inside his coat
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:13,
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this reminds me of beastmaster
the first one
in which people would vaguely try and act
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:20,
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in which people would vaguely try and act
I are lurker. I loves this picture.
And I'm glad her head is facing that direction.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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Mind the seams... it's still my 1st pic
Always was suspicious of them...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:23,
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Always was suspicious of them...
I'm insinuating
that all BNP's are bummers.... it doesn't work when you have to explain it, does it?
Sorry
/returns to lurk mode
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:27,
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Sorry
/returns to lurk mode
That's brilliant!
I'm debating whether or not to print it off and stick it on the office door.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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errm, RIS?
grats on your first pic, but are you being satirical, or sharing your stance on working policies?
edit: ah seen your reply up there ^
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:30,
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edit: ah seen your reply up there ^
hooray for 1st pic...
but are you suggesting that being gay makes you a racist?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:32,
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I wsa also thinking.
Is being a racist now as bad as being homosexual? Or worse?
Come on b3ta, tell me how to be a bigoted twat.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34,
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Come on b3ta, tell me how to be a bigoted twat.
join the con-club?
edit : on second thoughts, try and imagine I deleted this reply.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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So..
BNP = Racist and evil biggots
SNP = Heroic and patriotic citizens
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34,
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SNP = Heroic and patriotic citizens
:S
well the two pieces of news from last week something about them getting a guy into the European parliament and a march they didn't go on... I have to add a ris to this as well but its a nicely shopped lion.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:35,
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Not me.
I'd shag a stab wound and don't care what colour it is.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:58,
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Well, me too, but let's not show everyone what complete sluts we are, eh?
:D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:00,
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My folks' town used to feature the only bassonist busker I have ever encountered.
fact.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:25,
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every month
we'd give over our Friday music lesson to a 'jam' session so we could go into the store room and anything that was not out on loan, in the orchestra, stolen would be distributed amongst the class and we'd just play anything we fancied.
I always remember the one spare bassoon ( we had another bassoon but a girl played it in the orchestra for the five years I was there and it never left her side ) would be fought over like it was an electric guitar. I think the thought of playing something bigger than yourself was a draw.
/qotw blog
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31,
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I always remember the one spare bassoon ( we had another bassoon but a girl played it in the orchestra for the five years I was there and it never left her side ) would be fought over like it was an electric guitar. I think the thought of playing something bigger than yourself was a draw.
/qotw blog
used to play the bassoon at school
I never rocked out as much as the bloke in the picture though.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34,
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hehe
THIS SONG CONTAINS THE BEST BASSOON SOLO EVER
(no horses)
/edit: Bah! it cuts out just before the frankly awesome BASSOONAGE.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:10,
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(no horses)
/edit: Bah! it cuts out just before the frankly awesome BASSOONAGE.
fagott
Did you know that in German, the bassoon is called "Fagott". Which might lead to misunderstandings when a German conducts an English orchestra: "Da capo, zat fagott was too loud"
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