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# It is probably really like this...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Haha gay sex gas
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# It would be interesting if the americans had actually created one.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# you mean that was just an urban myth?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# It was in development, but as far as we know, never actually created.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Shame, it would have made stag do's quite amusing
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# yeh, cos they'd let people know
if they'd perfected it.

have you not noticed how happy the iraqis were with their new tight, hot pink uniforms just after the US invasion finished? hmm? hmm?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Think the sex gas hit in episode 1
Turned everyone into bisexual nymphos. No cure.

Wonder if the Cardiff tourist industry has seen a "rise" in visitors?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# billie
was in that episode, but unfortunately didn't get her kit off :(
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Eve Myles: Would
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# she looks like a duck
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I'd take a quack at her...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# so would I
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# OMG, it is real photos :O
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I'm amazed how they have the speech bubbles appear.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# that is real life, if you don't get them, you are in the Barryrics
Like the Matrics, but more Barry
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Pffft.
I'm off now.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# sorry, not really worth its own thread...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Why am I reading that as weatherspoons?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# It's raining cutlery?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Condements?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# It's just the way I'm sitting
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *ahem*
*spies chance of pearoast*


legible size.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# They're all at it...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# You loon!
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I know, I know...
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# This is very
silly indeed! woo!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# So emotive.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ahaha
i like this
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Ouch.
Punnage.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# yes!
m'lady
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Damned kittens...

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Well this isn't nice at all.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Yes it is.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# bupdiddydupdiddydup,
Don't listen to him darlin' he's a professional...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Needs more Samuel L Jackson
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I'm tired of these motherfucking kittens on a motherfucking sill!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# LOLCATS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yes!
I saw this on cr3 before it got posted. Top work!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Oh my God you killed Nohands!
You BASTARD!
*shakes fist*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Wrong.
In a sexy way.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# DUCK!
I said duck!

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Ain't so cool now is ya tigger.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Is the window bulletproof?
.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's an ice bullet
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Ask Christopher Walken:
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# What film is that from?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# It seems that the back of kitty's skull may be bullet proof.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# poor kitty!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Clan Soul read my mind...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I just replied "Why are you watching me" to the Watchben one (my name being Ben)
And then you post this. Freaky times.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Wahey! b3ta Bens FTW!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# High five!
The younger of us has to change their name to "name stealer" by deed poll.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# b3ta Robs are better!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Now that's just brown nosing the Ginger Fuhrer...

Right. Home tiem. Byeeeee *waves*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *waves*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I
am also a Ben :-)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Profile badge tiem...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Why is your post so similar to the one below?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You got a problem with memes suddenly?? ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Might as well get this one out the way*


CFB

*Personal pic, mind - from Holborn viaduct, Mordor
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Why is it always this is quite nice.
Woo.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Why am I always too sodding late posting now that everyone nicks my saying?
* Your all bastards and I hate you!
and your image is shit Vagabond!

EDIT: OK.. I'm sorry for shouting and I love you all really...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Good work as standard
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# rain
quelle surprise
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# its very rainy in the /board today
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# haha Rain!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Spoing!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That's quite a party trick.
Woo.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# haha
I think I subliminally read your post and typed practically the same thing.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Arf
I have done this before as well.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Nice
photoshopdisasters source?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yes indeed
She reminds me of Miss Scarlet from Cluedo
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Nice party trick.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# What an excellent trick to use at parties.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Mum, that new shampoo makes my skin all melty
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Wah!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Damn I was just reaching a semi
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ...and then her face reappears
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nuh-uh!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# If she didn't have such an irritating personality
then yes, semi-ahoy.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Really, I quite like the fact that she acts like no one else on tv and shouts everything
not because it's nice, but because I'm weird.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A COCK
WOW I'VE NOT SEEN A COCK BEFORE BECAUSE PEOPLE RUN AWAY BEFORE I GET TO SEE IT BECAUSE I KEEP SHOUTING IT THROUGH THE WALLS TO THE NEIGHBOUR
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# haha.
*boner*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Haha, terrifyingly done.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Holy Cunting Fuck Nuts!
creepy as hell!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Reminds me of Cilla Black
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yes...but then everything reminds you of Cilla Black
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Nice meltyness...
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# woo
now in octovision:)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# If only...
I fucking hate that woman...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Blimey!
He was right earlier, dead on 5 'o' clock!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I've been waiting for half an hour to post this!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
Just hovering over that post button, please tell me you also had the countdown theme playing?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Haha no sorry, Nightwish.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I sometimes wait 5-6 hours to post mine :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahahah, spot on timing, you were waiting for that, weren't you? :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Thirty minutes.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I am psychic
woo!
i'd love to see henry in the film, he would make a brilliant super hero
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Bang on time :)

Edit ooo controversial horizontal flippage...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I was originally going for "walking away from us"
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Ha, I thought that said Hendry and it was a play on seven time world champion snooker player's lack of persnality.
Still woo though.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Watch Ben ! There he is . He looks like a Ghandi.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# SIR Ben
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You called?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I've always wondered why
They didn't get, er ... an Indian chap ... to play him.

Then I realised it was simply the institutional racism of the time.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Swanky font matching


*silent S
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Swanky font matching
I am repeating this over and over in my head using the voice of Woody Allen to make it worth mentioning!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# You've got me doing it Connery now!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# oh you fecker, now I can't read the without it being in a Connery voice
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I can't read ANYTHING without it being a Connery voishe.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# heheh, post a "Speak like Connery Day" on the calendar :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# That would be a horrible, horrible day.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ben elton?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# handi bendhi ghandi?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Handi Gandi the builder from indian changing rooms?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# no.
Three of a Kind.

but it's likely to be used more than once.

being handy

in the days when people still laughed at lenny henry :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Two and a half men?
Starring Charlie sheen, and Ghandi?

That I'd watch, ghandi always telling charlie sheen not to do whores and drink, where ghandi is a socialy inept loser
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
that hahahah

yes.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Quick, write to fox, and sneak in the script for killer shit aswell! :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I could write action dramas for fox
they'd be fucking awesome and shit!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Or at least you could do some little youtube shorts that would be amazing and shit
And would get more hits then "leave britney alone I look like a girl, stop wanking im actually a man" shit
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# dunno if I can convnince anyone to do something for youtube that would look epic enough
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Handi Ghandi?, shirley bindun?
but when and where?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# he he "handi bendhi ghandi?"
Sir Rowan Atkinson I believe ?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hmm you know
you could be right

my mind is pretty much lmlnglmglng these days
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Why're you watching me
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Because
You are Ghandi!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Sprucing up the sport
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# 404
Image not found
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Ah! Found it...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# No that's a redex too...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yay for redexes!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I'd watch that
And fix your HTML! Point to
lh3.ggpht.com/_QKCr8KwOyvE/RNIF9RQLABI/AAAAAAAAAMU/Y6YPKQLBgy0/

And in return, have more cricket.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Howzat!

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Cricket you say?


3 completely different balls

I like the moonwalking square-leg umpire.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# However much more exciting that may make cricket,
I still find that attire hateful.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# 6 pints of ale on a sunny afternoon
makes it seem a whole lot better.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# It's sooo loathsome.
Every aspect.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# red x is red
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahahah, he is dancing at a fantastic speed in my browser :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I want your browser
He is dancing at a fairly boring speed in mine
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# He?
She, shurely...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Haha dance super fast redex dance!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# ddldldldlddldldldldldldldld,.,,,,
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ....dldldldldldddldld TISH
there it is. lovely.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# the bold sport of redexing
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hmmm...


Edit - I see it now but it's tiny
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# try this
<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_QKCr8KwOyvE/RNIF9RQLABI/AAAAAAAAAMU/Y6YPKQLBgy0/">
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Does your shamelessly promoted website document the history of the broken link in chronological order?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# The "Harvey in Chicago" gallery is best
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# What the fuck is up with his face?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Control your music and video...


...with a massive, poorly rendered Wii hand.

PreviousWii:
www.b3ta.com/board/9199649
www.b3ta.com/board/9199439
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# wii and ipod
my 2 most disliked, overhyped 'gadgets' in one pic.

*rages*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Go 'Hovver Boy'!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# If he shat himself that would be very unfortunate.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# the bloke is into baby scat... it's all relative...
just like him
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# but very funny
*'shops*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Actually, the power of baby poo at a massive speed could be that keeping the kid in the air.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# The power of poo repels you!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# the power of methane
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# nah
his Dad's got levitating eyes
woo yay
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# some kind of
space invaders
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Marvellous work :)
though... isn't that a baby winkie...?

NSFW? (I jest...)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Baby willies are porn?
You fucking sicko!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahah! "All hail our new hovering baby overlords!"
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# MOAR! 8D
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Guess what this is and win a prize!*


*you will have to provide your own prize


I did this thing while ill on Tuesday. I still don't know what I was ill with. Pixel art is great for filling up time and not requiring much energy though :D

EVERYONE'S A WINNER!

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# will there be runner-up prizes?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I don't want to go running, my leg hurts.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# is it a "thing"?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I don't know.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# is it a supposatory
that became animated from goo juices and is back for revenge?

.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Suppose a tory.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Its
Yam man!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# How tasty delicious.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# it's a nuclear tomato
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# That's not so tasty delicious. Unless it's like tomacco, which appears to be tasty.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# it was a typein from a computer game magazine in the 80s
which I never typed in, but I've always liked the title
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Isn't there that vampire killer tomatoes movie?
I want to watch that new vampire movie which'll come out this year, Lesbian Vampires or such and such.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# The concept of beauty as perceived by a blind man who's just drunk
Four and a half litres of orange juice that he'd found at the back of a friend's fridge that, while it tasted delicious, was actually laced with mescaline and soda?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I'm unsure what mescaline is. I'm off to google. Sounds viable though.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# The Doors Of Perception - Aldous Huxley is where the band
The Doors got their name.

TDoP was written autobiographically about Huxley's personal experimentation with it.

It's a hallucinogen.

Potentially it should be one of the best books ever.

In reality, it's really dry, dull, and contains really long werds n conceps and nothing about the amusing part of tripping one's bollocks off really at all.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Also, the The Doors suck fat old businessman's balls.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# is it a submarine?
SharkSub

edit : source
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Maybe.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# too many switches and buttons, man!
press and switch them all at random

see what happens
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Grumpy Potato
It's grumpy because it's been left in the kitchen cupboard and started sprouting.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# You have strange kitchen cupboards.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Is it
ennui?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# mehnnui
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# The violinist?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# There's something strangely
Oompa Loompa about it.

Edit: Well, I say strange. I actually mean disturbing.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Haha. Whatever it is, it came out of boredom.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Its
The yellow dust that won't leave my head alone as if its not enough that I look like a vegetable and I'm just a head!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Its
Ready Brek! quick eat it and go to school.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I miss my ready brek.
I enjoyed the taste on a cold winter day, or night, and occasionally summer.

I remember eating ice lollies from brake bros. in the middle of winter. For some reason my mum managed to order some stuff from them.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# mmmm!
I liked mine cold with cornflakes in!! runny and cold I had a blue glow at school.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# We used to have chocolate ready brek.
My brother added sugar to it. At least a table spoon.


Yet now he is fitter than me due to his rowing.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# bumface soil creature
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# It's LOG !!! Everybody Loves LOG !!
Log rolls down stairs,
It comes in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbours dog,

It fits on your back,
looks good for a snack,
ITS LOG..LOG..LOG.

ITS LO-OG LO-OG.. it's big it's heavy it's wood
ITS LO-OG LO-OG.. it's better than bad it's Good !
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# my memory is failing me... was that from Ren and Stimpy?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Yeah ! Its on you tube..
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# "Why that looks like a Zucchini Squash, to me!"
/Sam&Max_blog
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Haha.
I used to watch the tv show :) I want to play the game.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# the show wasn't very good, compared to the original comics, and Hit teh Road was AWESOME....
I still haven't gotten around to playing the recent offerings from Telltale...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# The show was still amazing to a 7 year old me.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# oh, don't get me wrong, it was a good cartoon, just some of the original humor was lost, so I was a little disappointed
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Therefore I shall try to seek out the comics.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Vimod's Zamboni hood ornament
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# its an upside-down
lumpy warty cock
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Oompa Loompa with alopecia?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# so thats!!
Oompa aloompicia
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Yes
yes it is
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Angry vegitarian hot dog man!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Pizza salad?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Uh oh.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hhahahahahahahahah! Fecking brilliant!
"Snnnaaakkeee! SSNNNAAAKKKEKEEEE!!!"
#Dud-duh doo doo doo, Dah dah DAH!#
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# you've created a time paradox!
Edit: unless you believe in the Many-worlds interpretation, in which case, s'all cool
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Quick!
Reverse the polarity! That always works.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I can't the handles fallen off!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Quickly! Reattach the handles and then reverse the polarity!
That always works.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# pass the pritt stick please
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Fission mailed.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# delivery within 21 days
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Nice!
That also reminds me, I need to try and get a copy of robot jax...... or jox, can't remember which one it was!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Jox
www.imdb.com/title/tt0102800/

hehe, for a second, you had me double guessing myself... Had to check!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I'll tell you which one it wasn't...
... the sequel, Crash & Burn.

Man that was rubbish.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Time till Henry appears in a Watchmen poster...?
woo
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# i predict, at precisley 5:00 pm
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh lordy I can't wait for this film!
With giant mechs or not. Ideally with though.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Tori Amos Def

Ha its Tori Amos and Mos Def and I have merged both of there names and faces to make a joke.
oh god!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Low fucking poly!
Is it for a game?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# That is some insanely brilliant texture matching

What algorithm are you using?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Wow!
Thanks dude. It took hours!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# in all seriousness, who's spoof account are you?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# i know
Its scary! I used a scanner and some magazines. I want to get photoshop when I GROW UP.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Eh? Sorry, I think you misunderstand... Which regular b3tan are you?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# only one account
My skills are surely evidence to this..
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Weenie Beemer Man approves of your color matching algorithms ;-)

edit:what are the odds of "algorithms" appearing in two consecutive and independent posts? sci-lolz
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Wee Rolls man-on-a-camera agrees:
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Stunted Car Racing ftw
that's very sweet
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Nice tagging there sir
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# wheeee
these take 5 minutes to make




(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# This car NEEDS to be real
I want so badly!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# tori amos is ace.
mental and ace
mace
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# now it's beginning to look like Heath Ledger as the Joker
*freaks out*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Heath LedGeri Halliwell
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# oh jesus
*will never be the same again*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hmmm

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# that is fucking horrrible
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# *quandrary*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# vote BNP
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Sonya from Eastenders,
shirley?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ^^^
this
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# And why not...?

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# WIN !
FP..it has to be !!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You've cursed it!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# awwww shit.. I hope not... its the best thing I have seen in a while
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Super!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# My god!
What a mono-brow he/she/it is sporting
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I think it's a he...
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# aww, she/he's lully
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I did§
Don't know what happened to it though....
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I always wanted one, but when I could finally afford one they'd been discontinued :(
Did you have the trailer attachment too?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# well
ebay is your friend

link guaranteed horse-free
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Yay!
But now I'm not 10 anymore :(
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *envies*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Awwwwwww....
*hugs*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ha, I like his face
'specially his mouth
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# P69?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ^^ this
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ^also
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# YAYS!
Its like jerry bruckheimer did a live action Domo-kun film and made him 'realistic' using CG.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# its always bloody domo-kun with you isn't it? :)



*is irritated he didn't spot domo there*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha, oh hell yeah!
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Hurrah for monsters!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# for some reason i expect him to
have rolex watches inside his coat
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# this reminds me of beastmaster
the first one

in which people would vaguely try and act
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I are lurker. I loves this picture.
And I'm glad her head is facing that direction.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Mind the seams... it's still my 1st pic


Always was suspicious of them...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# congrats on your first pic
but I have to say RIS.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'm insinuating
that all BNP's are bummers.... it doesn't work when you have to explain it, does it?

Sorry
/returns to lurk mode
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ah
I see

The bunker needs a dust
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# it doesn't
seem to work when you do.

still got me confused.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hmmm...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# This.
In fact I say wis.

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not sure what to say
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Politixlulz
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# HAHA ^this^
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# That's brilliant!
I'm debating whether or not to print it off and stick it on the office door.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Do by all means
Excuse the typo, though.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# heh
blimey
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# BIG Hat Tip



(wait, got to find my hat)


.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# errm, RIS?
grats on your first pic, but are you being satirical, or sharing your stance on working policies?

edit: ah seen your reply up there ^
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# "suspicious!!! ??"
Now I'm suspicious of you!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hooray for 1st pic...
but are you suggesting that being gay makes you a racist?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I wsa also thinking.
Is being a racist now as bad as being homosexual? Or worse?
Come on b3ta, tell me how to be a bigoted twat.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# join the con-club?
edit : on second thoughts, try and imagine I deleted this reply.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# So..
BNP = Racist and evil biggots
SNP = Heroic and patriotic citizens
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :S
well the two pieces of news from last week something about them getting a guy into the European parliament and a march they didn't go on... I have to add a ris to this as well but its a nicely shopped lion.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# do you work for the BNP?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Once you've had black, you don't turn back, darling.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Not me.
I'd shag a stab wound and don't care what colour it is.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Well, me too, but let's not show everyone what complete sluts we are, eh?
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Nae lad
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# My folks' town used to feature the only bassonist busker I have ever encountered.
fact.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# every month
we'd give over our Friday music lesson to a 'jam' session so we could go into the store room and anything that was not out on loan, in the orchestra, stolen would be distributed amongst the class and we'd just play anything we fancied.
I always remember the one spare bassoon ( we had another bassoon but a girl played it in the orchestra for the five years I was there and it never left her side ) would be fought over like it was an electric guitar. I think the thought of playing something bigger than yourself was a draw.

/qotw blog
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# used to play the bassoon at school
I never rocked out as much as the bloke in the picture though.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# arf
but needs more baboons with balloons
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You buffoon!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Pontoon!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Pantaloon!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Full Metal Jacket!
err, I mean Platoon!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# and 80's sitcom Terry and June
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# and Boon
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# pfft
lol
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hehe
THIS SONG CONTAINS THE BEST BASSOON SOLO EVER
(no horses)

/edit: Bah! it cuts out just before the frankly awesome BASSOONAGE.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# This one has it
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# fagott
Did you know that in German, the bassoon is called "Fagott". Which might lead to misunderstandings when a German conducts an English orchestra: "Da capo, zat fagott was too loud"
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

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