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# They FINALLY got to tell their side of it.
P.S.
Congrats to Kate.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Breed my lips !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Bird Snare
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# lovely stuff
have a drum roll..ttttttttttttttttttttttap:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# They've got that beat that's so very very neat . . . until . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# taptaptaptaptaptap
Quick Joke :
Where does Luke Skywalker buy his chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Nisa?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# *spits*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# :O
Whats wrong with NISA?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# It's not them so much
but their distribution centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Co-op?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# tescos?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Netto?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Aldi?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Sainsburys?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Asda?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Morrisons?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# We Be Chips 'n Shite
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Butt:Fuckers?
/Idiocracy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# ^ Best of all the chip and fish shops!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
now with more..MOLECULES
(just_steve, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# it's got ELECTROLYTES!
www.brawndo.com buy some today!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Somerfield?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Lidl?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Mos Eisley Cantina
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# The cash and carry?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# who's luke skywalker ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# The chip shop?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Fortnum & Mason?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Luke; I am your Fish and Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Directly from Walkers
so he gets them cheaper and fresher.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# That's no chip shop?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# It's a chip station!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# In space no-one can steal your chips
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Londis?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# The Jawas?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# iTunes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Mos Eisley chip shop?

You will never find a more wretched hive of chips and villainy.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Lucas' Neck
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# He doesn't have to buy them. He has a friggin' lightsaber
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Tweet Tweet
I dont like metal snares, wooden ones are nicer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Quite right . . . more of a hollow sound . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I have a wooden one, it makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Now there's a beat that's hard to beat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# and

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Feeeeeesh skin . . . has a nice tone to it !
Edit : Ooooooooooooooh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# RATATATAT OH WHO IS THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# SHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# see also ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# the gayest cartoon character ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I dunno
this one's pretty gay
www.positivenation.co.uk/issue112/pics/PN-Cum-feel.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I thought it was a piss-take at first
Pretty fucking funny
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ITS NOT A PISS TAKE?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I believe not
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Lovely use of teh sans too
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Fuck that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Yeah, fuck that.
I wanna feel your come in my MOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# who doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# k then
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
He's so lusty.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# WHOA!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ha
Viral Load,
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Orco?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# he-man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Mnngmnmnghgmn

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# omg!
Look at that gap between front lower teeth!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# It's perfect for blowjobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I can imagine blowjobs being risky if they have braces
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Yeah, but it's a whole castle gate ferchrissakes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Well this just throws up new problems
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# My mate had his dick shredded by a brace once
he showed us all pictures of it on his phone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# How nice of him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It´s not so bad.
As long as they don´t brush their teeth with you dick.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# /censorship repost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# PETA are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yeah
they've got nice tits though
img221.imageshack.us/img221/7042/peta01vz3.jpg

And for the record, would.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Phwoar, she can fight my bull any day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Yeah
presumably she has a Brazilian
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I wouldnt care, she looks lully
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# She can postulate my theory any day
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Id stick my penis in her fanny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I'd put my nipple in her bum.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I wouldnt go that far.
maybe a cigar...but thats as far as I'd stretch
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# many of them have one as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I bet its a great place to pick up chicks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# And hypocrites
as some high up member is diabetic and uses animal produced insulin.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Ive been learning about Biopharmaceuticals
The whole point of dolly the sheep was so we could milk her for proteins to cure shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I wasn't aware that shit was a disease
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Well cant remember what it was supposed to cure
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I bet they had you at the milking bit

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# They said mammary glands.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I'm sure if you eat enough
of it, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# If you eat enough of *anything*, it'll get you in the end.


Hence, there's no such thing as a poison. Poisonous dosage, yes.

- 100 molecules of arsenic: probably not deadly
- 100 litres of water: bloody deadly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I've drunk well over 100 litres of water already this year.
Am I some kind of superhuman? Or am I due a slow and painful death?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Oh, you'll die in the end.

I meant you're supposed to drink it all at once.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I read that as
BioHarmiceuticals

Actually, I find bio harms my cuticles.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Its just basically using E coli and other stuff to make drugs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# i would like
to wear her fur
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# people eating tasty animals :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ^ Peter Pun

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# What a sweet pose from the youngster, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# There is not really any excuse for this,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I am starting to worry about myself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This always gets me

in a non-sexy way, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Yeah baby
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# i'm inspired now
*fires up shop
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Da foo?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# TOP SHOP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i think you mean
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Is That a young Thatcher
What magnificent brrreasts!!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Here's a Jade one, to take the political edge off it.

CFNSFW
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Old Pictchas!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# They want there milk back! hehe!!
Snatcher!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhahhah
 
wondrous
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I always liked this one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# :) thanks!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ok if that's how you want it

will link if it's deemed nsfw, hasn't been yet but...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# it is very much how I want it madam!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# so how ya doing old bean?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# mentally, fair to middlin
physically, I'm doing great.

How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# splendid this end
more or less.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# You'll go wanting if you don't lick my toes boy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# ^ NOW ^ THAT ^
Is wrong at every level!

(Would)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# May I be the first to ask
what is that dog about?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# ? - The queen keeps Pembrokeshire Corgis
edit: Animal lover Queen Elizabeth II (she's also an expert equestrian) has elevated the literally lowly corgi to icon status by being photographed with her dogs and stopping to chat at public events with fellow corgi-philes. Her father, King George VI, brought the breed into the family in 1933, but recent evidence suggests the royal fondness extends even further. In 2004, archaeologists at a dig in Wales where the queen's ancestors lived during the ninth century discovered a leg bone from a corgi-like dog. Her Majesty also loves Horses, best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# couldn't have put it better myself
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I knew you were otherwise engaged performing miracles in photoshop
glad to be of service your maj!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i'm in pembrokeshire
and i've never seen a corgi around these parts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# if you were a corgi where would you rather be
up north or in buck house being waited on day and night
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# valid point
i'd take biting the queen over pembrokeshrie anyday!
Oh and don't forget about the ravens in london tower - they're welsh too! :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Clint Eastwood's latest, if it was remade...

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Mow my lawn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# edit: 800-EAT-SHIT
is a sex phone line. You owe me $9.99
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Gran Torino?
Karate kid in reverse..
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# ooh, nice work on the sh-sha-sh-sha-sh-sha-lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Run the bastard over!


Click for bigger (308 kb)
(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Why?
He seems like a pleasant-enough chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# crimes against humanity
www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Can't touch that thang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# hmm i think i went too far
goody7
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# No . . . not really . . . still just a slice off . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# is there a death clock available so i can watch the seconds tick down?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Pahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# WANTS MEATY MEATS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# OH GOD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I know the Usonions are treating him like one,
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# So he is an onion god in the united states?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# HELLO CEDRIC
HOW ARE THINE CHIMPS?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# IT TORE HER FACE OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# OMG UR LIKE TTLY RACIST?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I LIKE MEATY MEATS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Nom nom nom!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# HAHA!
that there's a haircut to set your watch to, and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING TASTEY FAST FOOD DOG GOD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# SHAME? WHAT IS THAT??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-rBu9mRaow&feature=channel_page
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# 560 views!
Needs a few more million on top of that!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I showed my missus that picture, she didn't understand
SHE KNOWS NOT THE WAY OF THE BURGER DOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# WHATS NOT TO UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!??!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# It's b3ta. Hard to explain to non-b3tans.
Like trying to explain what energy is without using the word energy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Its dogs dressed as people dressed as food!!! simple as that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Tastey Meat Treat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# All for you, for us, for me to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Meat too . . . please you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# MEATY MEATS WITH SEAM SAUCE PLEASE

Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE SEAMS?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# MINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Miiiiiince, you bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Shit!
I just lodt the game.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# PROJECTILE MEAT
my word, I have no idea why everything is in caps
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
 


woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Extremely rare . . . just right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# LOL
just got a funny look from my wife due to it too...
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# God Save The Queen!


(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Traitor!
So very, very wrong.

EDIT: Make it stop. Please God make it stop.
EDIT2: I think what really creeps me out about this is the way the eyes follow you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I'm loving the constant eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Pete looks a little ashamed to me.
Like he knows it's wrong but if he doesn't do it she'll have his head chopped off.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# "follow you"?
Are you moving?

Are you . . . ?

Are you masturbating?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I could not think of
anyone worse to be bumming queenie.

THE FINGERNAILS!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Amy Winehouse has cleaned herself up a bit
She looks positively regal :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# one is amused
would btw
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Is it me or does she look alot like tony hart?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# They do share
a certain something. It's in the nose and eyes I think.


(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# good, not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# OMG you're right... Dead ringers!


(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# GOOD LORD WHAT IS THIS OH MY!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Is it wrong to be a little aroused by this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# horrorshow
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# or the man who would be king
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Imagine if
the bastard child tried to claim the throne.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I are online and that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# That's what my heart yearns for now
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# TGMTFH
It's his spots that do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# SEX SPOTS

evening miss!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Evening Meneer!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# How is stuff in the southern hemisphere today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# This is possibly my favourite of all your images.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I am not sure how to take that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# up the arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I'm in Exeter, right now!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# \o/
Give my regards to Saint Thomas
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I have just come back from Alphington and am very close to St Thomas now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# HA HA HA
awesome pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I would like it better if it was Phil
either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# COR!!!!
'faps furiously'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Holy Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Talk about having a . . . main squeeze . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# what a distrurbing way to start the work day
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# woo
reminds me of ths
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Nice juggling act !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# firstly, i'd like to make it clear that i utterly condemn this sort of thing and resent having my name associated with this image
secondly, *click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I could watch this all day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# GADZOOKS
 
that's horribly well done but could probably stand to be linked, what what
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# This hurts my eyes in ways I didn't know possible...
And it's not even my sovereign.

Edit - And yet, I simply cannot look away. I have here a small pipe cleaning utensil, and must do what Oedipus did.
(Moophl, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
wooo triple x.......your a very naughty boy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Argh
I had to resize this window to hide the image while I type this reply. Even though the reply doesn't add anything, and in fact if I hadn't have typed it I wouldn't have needed to resize my window so the whole thing was pointless. Argh. Argh. 2 girls 1 cup was less bad than this.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# oh dear
'spose this deserves some clicks
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Hurrah for Plummer!
(Brian Blessed, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# :)
Well I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# good
night
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Yub nub!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# :D
I love the battlecry expression on the Chipmunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Please say only the lightsabre has been shopped in
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# or even better...
please say it hasn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# tis the nuts i'm afraid
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# "only the lightsabre has been shopped in"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha!
But is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I see no helicopter

I rest my case, your honour
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# found it on
riotclitshave.com/

a few pics there are NSFW, but all done
[Cupid Stunt]
in the best possible taste
[/Cupid Stunt]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I love this site
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I love the duck skidding on the ice.
One in a million shot.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I love the dog and goat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Begging for a CDC
surely
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# And here it is
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Ee chee wa maa
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# STOP DELETING THREADS!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Is there any room in hell?
The Bradys were a simple family with simple beliefs that shine through every episode. While Mike and Carol were not the perfect parents they sometimes seemed to be, they did manage to try to teach a lesson to the kids whenever they could. You will find that all "The Brady Bunch" episodes (except for the pilot) have either a moral or a simplistic Brady theme, and sometimes both.

Click for bigger (235 kb)
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Greg Brady is pretty good on Fighting Talk.
Better than Ian Brady anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I miss Cousin Oliver
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# too much
too far
too funny
i condone this with a mighty fist of force
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# .
I'll consider it condoned then!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# con-donned
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Ha
so it is!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# con-dom
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
As punchable as they are, I do miss Da Bungalow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# ^this^
bogies
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# BOGEYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
#
BOGIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Oh!
h1 doesn't work any more then?







BOGIES
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Ha ha!!!
Tit!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
#
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways.
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days,
nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.
Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya.
The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

They didn't have white onions because it was the war.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# love Gampa Simpson
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Coma pffft, why I go in and out of comas all the... ...................... French toast please!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# in your dreams
we'll see about that snnnnnnnnngh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
hello beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# ahhhh yes that brings back memoriesof the
great onion war of '34
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Im in awe
that you can recall that verbatim!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I actually know Winnie
(the little old lady who's son keith was kidnapped and murdered by that cunt and he still wont say where the body is.)
She's lovely and was always really nice to me when I was a lil'un.

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Ah, The Brady Bunch.
One of the less succesful celebrity yoghurt endorsements....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# chortle
snigger
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# is that the comedian with a russian sirname?
tex from im alan partridge season 2?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Peter Serafinowicz?
Well no, it is Ian Brady.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# fucking spit
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Is it just me
or does the one in the bottom left look like Lauren Laverne?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# ohhhhh oh sweet tadpole o' mine
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# \m/ haha \m/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Thats a Nudibranch
It is!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# But it's wearing clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# S
P
A
N
G
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# No it isn't!
It's an axolotl, pretending to be a nudibranch!
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Fucking axolotls coming over here taking our nudibranches
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Haha awesome
It took me a second to realise where its eyes actually were
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Excuse me sir,
b3ta.com/board/9211251

Are you forgetting Jack Donaghy and Dick Cheneys experiences in Washington?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Axylotls FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I was *just* playing this.
Like I put the guitar down 45 seconds ago.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Holy shit I love axolotls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] seamed like a winner

swanky text match
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I would purchase this based on the unusual-shaped box alone.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# that was the attraction for me also!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Robert Down-ey Jr. (v2)
Look mum... no seams... hardley! You all hated it before... hate it now!


Click for bigger (132 kb)
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# so this is a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I think it's more of a bindun
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# well
I took the other one down becasue it was a piss poor attempt in GIMP while I was in work.
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Well, not posting it the first time might have been a better policy.
www.b3ta.com/board/9210660, for posterity.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ffs
I pressed delete!
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why
spells yoyoyoyoyoy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# threads never die
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Yeah, but that's not generally regarded as a good thing round here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# you
speak the truth young zeltergiest...
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# SEE, OTHER PEOPLE DO IT TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Arf :P
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Just change your name or something
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I like the fact people actually have to painstakingly make their way through each letter to get it right.
It's lkie an excitepton to tohse eamils taht did the rdnous a wilhe bcak.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
#
Tihs.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# so quick its dirty (ill pop it here)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hehe!
It certainly is!
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# woos and yays come your way
Alfie Patten, the 13 year old dad has joined the group 'fathers for
justice'. In an interview he said 'It makes sense as I've already got a
spiderman outfit.'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Arf
How long till that family are on Trisha/Jeremy Kyle/etc?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Twelve
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# monkeys
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# This is quite well done.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# well
that's my b3ta quota filled for 2009... I can now blend back into the shadows for another year
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# will young?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That
looks like Robbie Williams to me...
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# poor old DrZaarlon hasn't been the same since his accident


in response to www.b3ta.com/board/9210794 the cheeky bugger. At least he texted me to tell me he'd done it. Also credit to In Vino Veritas for the source pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# General Martok?
BTW, is 8K considered a milestone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# any big round number is
get nekkid!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# If this carries on, you two,
someone's going to lose an eye...
oh, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Haha so that's who it was
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# The Ugly Duckling

More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I like this
I like this a lot :D
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha, I want a Platypus as a pet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# You dont, they look like fun
But they end up shitting everywhere and beaking all over the furniture
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# and the problem is?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Didnt I just say?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I don't see that as a problem
I could just get an electric cattle prod to tame it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Win
But what the fuck happenededed to the face of the guy who's reading the book?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# gene splicing accident with a bird
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# i can't even read the words
all is see is "winwinwinwin"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# excellent!
clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
and again:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Stabby Stabby
Everyone wants poison tipped claws.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# platypusses only have poisend spurs on their HIND legs.
and then only of they're male.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I wonder how that's more effective than, say, the front legs or teeth

Maybe they're rather good at karate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELLL!!!!!


Click for bigger (107 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Aaand bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Dagnamit!
Cornsarnit!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# somebody else did this at the weekend.
I did not get it then either.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Visualise maaaan!
On another topic I just wanted to thank you for recommending watchmen to me about a year ago. I've spent the last month pretending to people that I read watchmen comics years ago and making them feel like bandwaggon jumpers just coz theres a film on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It involved an interview
in which she wanted to get married aboard the space shuttle and wear the feathers of a thousand hens. Shuttle-cock. It's a play on words.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Leave Jade alone
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I wish she'd just hurry up and get on with it.
Cancer is a horrible illness and Jade Goody is a horrible person.

I love happy endings.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# ha ha
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom...finally...BRAINS
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# mmmmmm... this makin' me hungry
*pops off to takeaway*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Why So Serious!? Tom...
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# ahahah
*plays magnum theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I had to redo..
His eye makeup, is it okay?
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# yeh its great,
this is b3ta you know. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Bit smudged
.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# the sweeny, the sweeny, duh duh duudud, the sweeny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)

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