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# They say he'll return?

Tur-in touble now!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I saw him on a bike in Birmingham the other day
100% trufax
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Jesus?
Or Ozzie B?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Wasn't he in Black Sabbath?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Yes
his career has moved on somewhat since then
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# No Ozzie B was one of the Spice Girls
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Ah, is that the one who ended up shagging Eddie Izzard?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I couldn't say with any truth as celebrity life-styles leave me cold.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# If he does, I can throw a sexy party
He will tickle the ivories
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Needs more Michael Buerke.
Although by the time I've finished writing this no doubt it will have been blessed with same...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# MagGyver
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# fuck, he will be unstoppable!
unless someone stops him.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# pffft
the program Burke is out of control!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] AARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!


Click for bigger (195 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# That would make an excelent idea
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I've already got the portable version of that game. it's called "Crappy headphones"
not a fun game, it has to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# 'Northern Line Knitting'
as it's known locally....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# haha!
I'm usually untangled by the time I'm on the 'tube.

My favourite travel game is "Oh shit, where's my oyster card!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hehe...
It's that awful moment of realising you don't have it on you, just as you're about to zap the gate, and everyone else behind in the queue just crashes into you...

Perfect start to the day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# especially if you're nakeds
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# That's why they installed all those CCTV cameras...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# How do you unlock the
Alexander the Great cheat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Without even hovering over that link
Reference to the Gordian Knot?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# *stands in awe of Mrs T's psychic powers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
psychic stupid knowledge
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Oooh, I love untangling things!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# it's my worst nightmare.
just searching for an image on google made me start gipping. once, while working in the IT section of an electrical shop I got so angry untangling some Cat5 cable that i just started violently ragging it through a wire fence - i stopped and picked it up and it was just bare wire and smelled of burning. i felt really silly and went home.
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oooh I HATE untangling things!
Especially Christmas tree lights. What the fuck happens in my attic between January and December that causes them to turn into a tangly mess?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Is it a game based entirely around CAPTCHA words?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# no
but that would be brilliant. you could call it "Wii: book help"
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Based on a misunderstood twitter


Apparently Saint Stephen of Fry is currently "Muleteering" not Musketeering as I read it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Either mental image gives me a roflette...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Wrong eye.
Michael Buerk is blind in his left eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I thought he was blind in his japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# bindun
He need no steenkeeng eyepatch!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# it's a clever ploy;
he's actually asleep in this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I wonder if we can convince the world of this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Quick, Boy Wonder, to the Wikipedia!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# what the hell is Muleteering anyway?
also - afterning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Noon!
It's "driving" a mule apparently.

Where does the steering wheel go?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It's to scale a mule (preferably with the assistance of Brian Blessed)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I hope he buys the mule dinner first!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ClanSoul?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Oh hai - is this Nederlands?


Bindun?
(trnk loves a pun, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# That bird has a look of 'Stuff me and die'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# that's the first line
of my best man's speech
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# The first line of my Best man's speech was:
"I'm sure you'll agree it's been a very emotional day for everyone concerned, and as you can see, even the cake is in tiers"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# *spang*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# It went down quite well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Please tell me you aren't referring to the bride
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# office lol!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I went on:
"Picture if you will tomorrow morning, the morning after this wonderful day.
XXXXX will wake up next to Mrs. XXXXXX and ring up to order breakfast.
For himself he'll order the full english breakfast: Bacon, Sausage, Fried Bread, Eggs, Tomatos, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, served with a huge mug of Tea.
Looking down at his newlywed wife, he'll just ask for a single Carrot for her.
When asked on the other end of the phone why just a single carrot for his wife, he'll answer ' I want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well'..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I remember virtually nothing of his best man's speech
Except wishing it would be brief
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I only knew about 5 people in the room
there were 130 guests. Using that gag above took balls of steel. Was quite a good experience though, I've since written a few more
for mates etc, as it is a nerve racking thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Heh, I bet!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Are you here all week, and
Should I try the veal?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# It's 'veal-ly' good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# "yes, it's a sort Chino-Scandinavian Import...
too many air-pockets, and anyway, it's off"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hells bells
did that one go off ok????
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# can I pass that off as my own?
or do you want to sig my forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha, it's a great way to start, as everyone groans, and chuckles
from then on, it's easy. They'll all go away and use that gag then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# My favorite that I've actually been present for is:
*best man gets out cue-cards*
I'm giving this speech on this wonderful day at the request of a very good friend of mine and yours. A close, reliable friend, a wonderful example to us all, a morally upstanding, highly intellectual, and thoroughly nice chap. To top it all off he's 3 times world motor racing champion..."
*look of confusion*
*drops cards, takes out smaller pile*
"sorry about the mix up, this is a rented tux."
"Steve's a bastard, but he's my mate. Let's drink".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Heh, just remembered a bit of ours
'Mr & Mrs Trellis gave me a list of things they'd rather I didn't talk about today'
*bends down, retrieves huge roll of paper from under the table, unrolls*
'Aubergines, foreign bodies, that money he owes me....' (etc etc)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Video plskthx
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Pretty much what happened to the plane.
*this reply was rewritten several times to avoid smutty-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I want all the other versions
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I bet you do!
I'm so sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me today.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Clue glee probably :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# You could well be right...
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# So come on
Resmuttify please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *blushes*
I can't now. the moment has past*


*story of my bloody life :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# In future, go with your first instinct :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Mass Murder?
Oh, alright then.

*breaks out the sniper rifle and heads for the clock tower*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *runsandhides*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Don't they all?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I believe
he figured he'd be safe in Hamsterdam.
(trnk loves a pun, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# did a plane crash?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# into a whale
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# with Jon Peel
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Haha I was going to do this
but I didn't, so have this instead :)


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# This
was my inspiration. But I couldn't find it, so thanks.
(trnk loves a pun, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# more times than a Max Clifford voxpop about Jade
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ^ this
* with added ^ this *
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# he really is milking her like the clappers at the mo'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *full-on office lol*
What a horrible mental image that is conjuring up for me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# lovely, lovely cancermilk..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I'm sure there's a strikethrough gag in there somewhere...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# you got there first on that comment :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# No.
*points across the north sea*

It's over there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE ONLINE: DRAW EYEPATCHES ON MICHAEL BUERK
Michael Buerk hasn't been around for a while, and we think he's bought his own eyepatch company. Draw what you think that might look like! Challenge suggested by Bingle McCockfingers

(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# my word!
The artistry! The hummus! FP this now!

;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Wrong eye
Buerk is blind in his left eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# bindun:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Black is functional but plain
I see him in a diamante rhinestone designer number, maybe Swarovski.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I think leopard-skin would suit him
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Pics or...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# You've been watching QVC to much!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# It's not possible to watch too much QVC.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Really?
I mean, really?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Andrew Marr is saying "Oh... Michael!"
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha - reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# alderaan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# That lass on the left is Eing her tits off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# left brains right brains

wangernum.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# WANG!!!!!111
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# that person with tits also has a willy
hmmmmm....

it's a bit low polly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It'll be for a game then
'Noon Prof :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeeeeeeee
afterning petal - how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Awwright chap !
yeah, still working hard, and hardly any time for b3ta these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# such a shame
I've got a little too much time for b3ta - I've not been very productive today :(

*is nawty*

also - things are conspiring against me - I have a headache from not having had enough coffee and I've got to go to the dentist's tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# RABBITZ!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Allo luvvy !
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# More than enough poly
if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# 33k!!!!!
I'll go and put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# you can't
I'm wearing it already!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# well
have it cleaned when you;'re finished with it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# pilfered from links board..
b3ta.com/links/Dancer_spinning_clockwise_or_anti_clockwise

(added extra "bits" myself)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# As per the original link
I cannot see it going anti-clockwise. What does this imply about my brain?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That it appears to be in
perfect working order and will not be confused by lace and babies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
#
wanger
tampon string
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
string rope... for when you're feeling not so fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
#
rope
Loo brush ... for when you've got none left
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Oh Mrs T !
....really..... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# :D
Feeling silly today
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# :D
...dirty girl.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# May be down to severe sleep deprivation
Or the fact I've eaten nothing but biscuits and doritos today
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# mmmm...doritos !
nyom nyom nyom !

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# And sweet chilli dip :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Oh yeah, now we're talking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :D Although now I have no doritos :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# loo brush on a power drill
for when it's just not coming as quickly as you'd like
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Arrrgh !
Bleeeee !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I know
I'm ashamed of myself -- I think I should take myself to one side and have a quiet work with myself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# A "quiet word" you say Prof ?
sounds like more rudies to me !

How can you make your brain think it;s going anti-clockwise pray tell, 'cos I bloomin can't ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# yeah
I'm ashamed of myself - I think I should take myself away and wank myself dry... to get over being ashamed of myself.

it mostly goes clockwise for me - but if you keep refreshing it it goes slow sometimes and you can convince your brain that it's going anti clockwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# :D
Oh it's all too much for my poor little lobes.

*self-trepannates*

Whee ! Home-time !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
rope soap on a rope for when you're feeling even less fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Arrgh
she seems to be having a long poo or her tampon is sticking out...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# The power of Christ compels you!
Which way is she spinning?



(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# christ moves in mysterious ways
mysterious ways Clockwise
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# clockwise and I can't my my head make her go the other way
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# oooh
now I can!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ^not this

am I dumb?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# no - it shows nothing
and means nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ^this
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# think alternately techie and fluffeh thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# The whole thing is a nonsense.
Right brain left brain bollocks, LOOK AT THE SODDING SHADOW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Anticlockwise
because she is
the reflection gives it away
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I see her doing a blackflip
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# When wangs are concerned
The balls are your brains
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE CRYING GAME, OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack
is our quiz team name
(brain_blessed, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :)
class
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I've seen this before
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9217122
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I've seen it both ways
I yam teh weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Weirdo!
I see it as clockwise unless I concentrate on the shadow alone, then it switches.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# She appears to have a boywilly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Nun & Ammo
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# you know that term 'bindun'
well when it's bindun' people usually don't bother. They certainly don't if the one that has already been done is still on the main page.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# bore off
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Look down t'board
Nicely nonetheless.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It pays for itself!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hello Sir,
But....Ris?

EDIT: AHHH! The penny drops!!!

Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# yessss.
I kinda' get it. But I don't. I should do, but it all seems to have gone over my head. No, sorry, it has gone over my head. Ris. Ris. Ris.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Tourettes' sufferers swear a lot.
A swear box is to pay a fine for swearing.

They're trying to win to be millionairres, but will have to not swear.

It's cruel.

And cruel generally = funny.

*awaits comments about anti-Americanism touchiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I thought it was more
If you want to be a millionaire, install a swearbox at the AGM and they'll have to give you lots of money?
Ah, Tourette, how very misunderstood it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# That's where I got the spelling from :)
Wondered why it was already purple....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I've changed the tag line now....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I think I get it
Wait hang on, do I?


HORSECOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I sort of get it
Although the first 2 frames are sort of surplus to requirement, IMNVHO.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# True, but I wanted to show the queue for the cash point!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I get it
but the "who wants to be a millionaire" thing threw me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Well that's most of b3ta skint until the next AGM ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# bollocks!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *rattles swear box*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *Pays up*
:( Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9217096
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Great idea
now I just need to hire a hall and circulate some leaflets....
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Been Done?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ooh nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hehehe



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# out of date but wtf....
(jimage, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I loved that
Til Sheen ruined it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# TOPICAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha
... what's he even doing now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Shaking mostly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
#


edit: leaching from britishfooddirect.com is okay, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Working with Prescott on the Go Fourth* plan
*May not be called this.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hmm?


CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *unlurks*

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# That is just so good.
*lays down camera and Potato Chop, accepts defeat, and wanders off in search of spiritual enlightenment*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Haha, personally I preferred their earlier roles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ha ha, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# In light of all the media attention.. David seized a photo opportunity.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I think he was killed by a time traveling robot who was sent back in time to stop him before he funded a coup to overthrow an African government
as those tory sprogs are wont to do
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Gosh, that's a bit shit.
far below my usual standards.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# There there
*punches in face*

Don't do it again or I'll kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Can I still do Cock Tuesday pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Of course, lad!
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ha!
Martial Law FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Better than mine!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Better than mine too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# and mine
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# and mine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I don't even have one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Are you a eunuch?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# yes
your harem is safe with me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Sammo kicks arse!

Those are my booted feet in the bottom of the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# MY COMMENT IS A NONSENSE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# you are supposed to aim INTO the toilet bowl
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
into the bowl onto the seat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# they look wet
poor you, sit by the fire and get dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Suede desert boots + Hong Kong rain
= soggy boots.

It's a very humid place, is HK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# twas very similar last time I was in Tokyo
... I shocked everyone by not wearing a tie (or any trousers!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# mind them puddles.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ice that fool!


also: i discovered teh Internets


(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# That link makes no sense at all
I'd quite like an iced bun right now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
ÖîæÓí?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Roger that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# iced buns are a sham
they're just a bun with icing on them... a BUN! They should have ham in the middle or, at the very least, egg mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hmm I spose, but its still sugary goodness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# when chocolate eclaires and fudge donuts
and all sorts of other scrummy things exist, and buns taste good with ham in them there are other paths available to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I cant afford nice things now :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I think you mean
you can't afford ICE'd things now...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# >:(
I checked my bank balance, I nearly cried

I need to phone the bank of mum and dad I think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# i haven't checked mine for months
its cursed
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha.
*points*

Aww ...

*feels bad*

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# iced buns are subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# subtely shit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
#
www.pimpthatsnack.com/simples.php?pimpID=13
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Lunch time shopping
(LargePig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# THREEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDRRRRRUUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!!
Also - woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
/F1 car noise blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnneeeeuuummm..... *cough* *splutter* ffsssssssshhhhh
the sound of formula 1 running out of money and rolling to a stop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# The amendments they've made for this season look really good.
Might actually get some proper racing for the first time in nearly a decade.

EDIT - www.b3ta.com/links/279965
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# really?
that would be nice... what would be better is if they had to run around and around and around the track for 80 laps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# TURBO BOOST!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# You'd put it to your ear after pissing all over it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# well of course, how else would you protect your phone from jelly fish stings?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Not put phone around jellyfish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# You're insane!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# People use them after apple has pissed all over it though...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# You're not pregnant
But I'd see a doctor about the colour of your wee
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# OVULATE, DAMN YOU!
"You are out of sperm,"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# i think if your tummy looked like that it would be a bit late for a test
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# The lady in question could just be fat.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That's the excuse I'm gonna use....
(LargePig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Handy for the teenage market...
.. like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hehe
It was going to be called iTeenagePregnancyTest, but that's a bit of a mouthful
(LargePig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Boordom and teeth, combined with fresh inspiration from dawn of the dead...


Click for bigger (325 kb)

not really worth anything, but hey, had to do something
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Is that one of my wives
The lovely Kiera Knightly?

One of the great things about marrying her was all the fashionable hatred for fancying her I got.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 1998, No one died....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The two ladies are looking somewhat enamoured with his pyjama suit.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahah...*falls asleep* ... *wakes up*...hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
lesson 1) don't carry a pillow with you everywhere you go

ningles freebs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
I wish I could pull off walking around in PJs all day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# LOL haha nice one
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] TV set (tes VT)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bit low poly, is it for a game?
is it for a game?Put the kettle on

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'll have to take it off first
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# 33k
!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# stop spinning my TV!
well the back of it doesn't look like mine only the front :S
(That Random Guy, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# maybe you're watching the same programme
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# i'd go so far as to say the stand at the back looks completely different
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# same here :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# For sale


(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# too soon
does not want
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *winces*
Plus, six years is quite a lot of use actually...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *giggles*
*feels bad*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hmm
but the plane crash is ok? hmmm
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Well no-one died in the plane crash.
Edit: I sit corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Apart from the 9 people that died in the plane crash
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah but they were probably only the nasty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Maybe they were the turkeys
The BBC headline "Turkey plane crashes in Holland"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Bloody GM turkeys
coming to our country and flying our planes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I've had enough of these mutha-fuckin' turkeys on this mutha-fuckin' plane!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
At least the delivery will be cheap come Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# needs more nick
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I thought no-one o_O
I must have read an earlier one where they said 25 were hurt, but no-one died.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Given the state of the plane
Lucky it's ONLY 9. So far anyway...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Not a bad landing though.
It wasn't vertical.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# There is that
I've seen worse crash sites
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# 25 are faking it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# stop.
now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# If they use it to pull a sicky from work
after three days they have to provide a black box.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I'm so glad Earls Court is a long way from the much nicer part of London
where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ah an Elephant and Castle boy are ya?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# South of the River.....?
oh, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# god, for some reason I'm now thinking of a plane full of folks in wheelchairs going "mlnlgmglnglmlgnlgmglngmlg"
constantly

on take off, midflight, descent, and then crashing into the ground

and they are being taken off into ambulances going "MLNGLMGLNMGLNG"

oh god.. these thoughts

B3TA what have you done to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Drink more.
It helps. Helps the ... pain ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Buggered your brain with a cucumber
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# it's the way everyone wants to go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'd prefer an aubergine
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# So the rumours were true.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Sssssssssh ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# MUST. NOT. SMILE.
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# inflight the air, the one air hostess is trying to serve them ice cream all at once
and they all want ice cream

and they see the ice cream

and she can't serve them fast enough

and some of them keep dropping the ice cream

AAAARG
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Maybe they were all flaking it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
there'd be shreds of chocolate flying everywhere and they just whip themselves into a frenzy

all completely belted to the wheelchairs constantly shaking "MLNLGMLGNGLM ICE CREAM"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# At least one would have a cone up their nose
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ah
Concord.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *now has mental image of concorde with a kid hanging off by the nose*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# But you always have had that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# STAY OUT OF MY BRAIN!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# its called 'empathy'
I think
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Oh my god
*tries desperately to keep a straight face*

*no chance*

MLNGLMGLNMGLNG
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# and they all try and visit the cockpit at once
"MLNGLGN" and start licking the controls

oh fuck, I have to stop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# really!
Dutch Journalist, Robert Portier, reported live from the site of the crash:

"The plane is in three pieces, the engines have flown off and lay scattered on the ground. There have been reports of deaths and I can see four white linen cloths on the ground."
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Well I clearly didn't read the article well enough.
Apologies.

Edit: Perhaps I should change my above statement to "We don't care about things in other countries as much."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ouch
but i feared worse today.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Whoah dude!
That's harsh, even by my standards :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# "The owner of the website, Mr. Rob Manuel, was unavailable for comment."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I was waiting for this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I think it was Hillaire Belloc that won a short story compo in a newspaper - with
"FOR SALE: one pair of baby's bootees. Unused."

It's been riffed on ever since - eg League Of Gentlemen.

This pic is dark. But similarly clever.

Not so much funny, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hemingway.
He thought it was his best work. I prefer

"Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That's the fella.
Ace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Or the even snappier:
Dorothy: "Fuck it, I'll stay here."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Some spanish novellist whose name I forget...
...came up with:

"When he woke up, the dinosaur was still there".

Which is much recommended by Umberto Eco for its style and brevity.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Another human bites the dust
Oh wait, he's the son of someone posh, better say something about the countrys prayers etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# "country's"
you inbred oik.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Wrong. Just wrong
Fucking windoze - got a million programs open, loads of work on and now its pestering me to restart every 10 mins cos something trivial has been updated.

It will take me 10 mins to bloody load up the programs and files if i restart now!

And im wasting time here. Figures.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Have you tried dragging the restart prompt out of the way (to the side of the screen or something)
and ignoring it until it's conveniant? Just coz it's ther doesn't mean you have to click restart if there's no other option.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# If it's the "I WILL FORCE YOU TO UPDATE GRAARG" thing, you can just click "tell me later" anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Some just have the restart option.
You just drag it off the screen and ignore it until it suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# i just restarted anyway
i think it was the one with the 5 minute time limit, and the 'now/ later' buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# you can shut that restart prompt off you know
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I had to go research what had happened and Im glad I did
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# why?
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# DEAD CHILDREN R HILARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# lets not forget jade goody
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# She can GTF
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Give it a few weeks, we might be able to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Straight to Hull!
Onwards to Hull!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# DIASBLEDKIDDEATHLOLZ!
But the Beeb have gone WAY over the top on this...

It's all they've talking about all fucking day (or at least everytime I go for a fag and walk past the telly in reception)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Probably means the govt are announcing a new tax on anal.
Always good for a cover up.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Just a tad
It's not like he's getting any deader
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA you beat me to it !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)

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