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[challenge entry] In the not too distant future...
...the gerbils will dominate
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# no!
i was gonna use those to solve the planet's energy problems :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Oh, just what we needed

I bet there'll be some chav gerbils too then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Chav gerbils are aka guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Chav gerbils are staffordshire pit bull terriers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha!
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Mine hasn't graduated yet...
...but she's working on it
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I got home early from work today and discovered my housemates have plans for me, big plans...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I am enjoying this very much

please elaborate on the plans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# They wouldn't tell me...
I think they are planning to kill me, even the cat is in on it...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Well I'm sure you deserved it then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# : D
watch your back
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Your housemates
resemble characters from The Dandy
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Big plans indeed!
The scoundrels!

Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# hello gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# why hello beautiful
why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ready to pump ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Why helloooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# my, you're long
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Call me big boy
*waggles monobrow suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# And then they will wonder why men put their cocks in them!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I'll have you know
I have never posted a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Looking at your pics....
Plenty of Turkeys!!!
LOLOOOORZZZ
;P

How goes Mr Ptols?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# arf!
Dammit, so true as well.

Ning, sir Stan! I am well, thanks. I have just returned from the Lord Mayor's Reception and am suitably pissed on free wine. Rah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Free Wine contains more alcohol!
100% Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# HAHAHA!
yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hungry mailbox LOLs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# get a dog up ya !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# charleston ... charleston ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Oh my . . . what a sap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# My, that Charleston's Athletic
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# amber gambler
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Is Dickie Attenborough going to put her on the end of his stick.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Oh Please!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Jurassic Park!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# chunky!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# NSFW!!
You can see her thighs!!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# what a sap!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# That puts most bukkake films to shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ...
does wonders for the skin
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Bass Séance . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Play the Devil's Chord!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Are you a Robert Rankin reader?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# That reminds me


(one of my first ever posts on here...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Good old Hugo Rune.
There was a man who knew how to be amazing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# He's ok, but I prefer Tom Holt
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# D#Augmented 666 th . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# open the boite diabolique
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Awesome!

In other news, my signature is again up for sale! LET THE BIDS BEGIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# One bowl of milk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Currently you lead :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I can always up my bid . . . this is auction style . . . yes ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# How do we know who won?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Two bowls of milk!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Half of a cow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# one cunt in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# two!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# marvellous stuff.


ning V
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ning . . . just feeling . . . slap happy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# It helps to bop the spirits in . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# watching it makes my face twitch
- in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# That's a good thing . . . it does keep kind of an odd beat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# 3d arms and heads !
i reached up to take off my 3d glasses, but i'm not wearing any.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ooooooooh you must have those new 3D contacts then . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ouijammin....
..and we hope you like ouijammin'too.........i do:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Ooooooooh ja maan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know where I was going with this...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Not a lot?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Now that's (monkey) magic!
Met him. Friendly chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# the fat monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# erm..
Sorry can't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# funnily enough
it's gimp'd - not shoppped. Takes some getting used to.
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Future to the back . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Jail, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# heh heh
:D FOR PAUL:D FOR DEBBIE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# erm...
is that his chest? or the monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ...there should be a limit...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I love this
*resists urge to post only octopus related post*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# haha
i can hear the "yaaaaays" of Don Hertzfeldt's animations
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# That's right . . . ther are better ways to get a head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# just have one big one!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Red those lips too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# PATRIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# AHHH!...
...ya got me!....didn't see that!...(damn you're good)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# That IS what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# i 8 a baby...
loffle... damn 14 kids... and the government are paying for em - wowzers

oh and TECHNOHORSE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFwvyfcZtjo - i have no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Somenoe should body paint that!!
In real life, like.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no

there's no limit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# lets do some mafs
if one premature baby costs $10,000 per day to keep alive in it's space capsule ...

then 8 premies cost $80,000 per day to keep alive

assuming 3 months incubation time before they can be released

3 x 30 = 120 days ( give or take )

120 x 80,000 = $9,600,000.00

or 9.6 million dollars in people language

thats a lot of food stamps to pay back.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# question is... does 1 kid = 1 room in reality?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yup
and the blood products they need & constant care = at least twice this figure.
(IPFreely, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Wholesome Family Fun ®
just a tad too late for the compo, mind
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahaha you are all the aces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# oh yous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I should really edit that to say
"Do you come with car?"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pop this in here
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# oooh
: )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Teh Genesis!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# shouldn't phil collins
be first on the left?

*click*

/hate that little gobshite mode
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Wii be groovin' with the movin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# get in line!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Get on uppa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Arf!
But also, what a cunt he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I can't stand either of them!
still a cunt though
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Whether you can stand her or not,
any man who batters a woman is an uber cunt as far as I am concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
regardless of what this image might make you think!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# What you saying nigga?
*blaps upside the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I heard that it was just a game of touch football that went wrong.
But that may be an internet lie.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Fancy Dress day didn't go down too well on the Enterprise.


ALSO: Jo Brand and John Sergeant in on same programme shocker!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# She suits that look
Would work wonders in those tricky negotiations too... "Agree to a ceasefire or I play with this knife some more."
(Nicely done too)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I am miserable.
Someone cheer me the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# tada!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# fluff overload
cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/9091/20080827107650_IMG_4981.JPG_w450.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# YES!
that'd cheer up anyone
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# He really is a good looking bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# If I ever feel sad, I just look at this
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/04/funny-pictures-flossie-ill-handle-this/
It does the trick pretty much every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# and how!
Thats lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Cheer the fuck up, Manley!

*shows bum*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Why so enterprise?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Paperboy

Wow, things have changed since I've been gone, image hosting now integrated! Apologises for crapness, done in gimp on a laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# ooh nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I rather like the idea, yes
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Good show.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Nice work
shame it's a few days late for the Wii challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# entering late
is my speciality
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Wiid all about it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# CHINSTROKINGLY.....
: /////exec.#"splendid"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Aces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Woo yay!

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# topical purchase

and there'll be one given away free with the Mail on Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Where are you supposed to insert the nonce wand?!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ha!
according to the instructions you're supposed to wave it about in a blind panic while on the phone to the Home Secretary.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha I can see the Daily mail headline already
"SICK 'NONCE WANDS' BOUGHT ON EBAY BY IMMIGRANT INTERNET PAEDOPHILES"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Radiodistracted . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha geiger paedos
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Happy Italian Circle of Willis is Happy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# What the...? Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hipppa De Hoppa Happia . . . Splatsa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Ah.. scuzi.. babba di boopie?
babba di boopie?
Bibbada boobada babbada babbada!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Thatsa the one jumpa uppa and a downa . . . Prima Donna !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Why So Serious!?!?!?
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
skill
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Envy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# *clicks*
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Ahahaa
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I'm not.

I just received an e-mail entitled "Push your banger inside lady"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# this could be a good chat-up line
"Hello, lady - may I push my banger into you?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# cooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Vote for Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# great job on the hair

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Is that a dildo...
... in his hand?
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# They call them "personal massagers" on dealextreme
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Brill!
Ha ha ha!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# allo ma!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Thief.
!
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# oops!
I like yours much moar!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# this made me
a little more happy on the inside
(veekos I dont know why but you heartbeat offends me, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# this is genuine talent.
well done sir/madam/halfbreed
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# My first fp...
Shame it wasn't with a Selleck though. :[
(iamgoingtohell, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Would, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# the more i see this
the scarier it gets. nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Wow...
thats more scary than Heath Ledger!!!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# a worthy FP
Great job ! *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# It's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Great....
now I have the horn for granny porn
*curses*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhhhhhh!
must get mindbleach
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Merrrr Brainzzzzzz....


p.s. clicky click click. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Top bombing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i think someone spiked me drink
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# And so it's off to Tijuana for another one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha!!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# woo!
i like that elephant right there i do
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# god damn elephants, they're every where
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# nope
no spiked drink there
you should probably just eat less cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# this is superb
and should be getting far more attention

*clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# A dangerously radioactive paedophile on the loose???

More of this depravity.

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/feb/27/radioactive-child-porn
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# bloody hell that was fast:
www.b3ta.com/board/9223757

and bloody good too!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Haha.
Sadly, I'm not that quick.

Been working on it since three.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# is
it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Har de woo huzzah!
Edit : And double-woo for being at the ECA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# oooh fabulous :D:D
I know some one who shares his frustration



(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# ...i'm sensing dangerous levels of perversion...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I know, a radioactive paedo, I mean, c'mon,
the Daily Mail writers must have smiles ear to ear.

*edit* forget to say: WOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Foiled again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# This story is a sign of the times!
RADIOACTIVE PAEDO ROAMS IRELAND!

WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# LOL
anna woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Haha yay!

Get them!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I just split a rib
Love the firework.

Did you do the keyboard mashing viral anim a while back?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Wastelander is a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# WIN
I love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# lol radioactive death with mutations
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so disconsolate
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# my word
top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# this is the best thing ive seen all fooking year!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I had to go thru five links to click i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# thank you Mr Butters
you never disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Win!
I was sort of expecting him to bum the corpse after all that. Is that wrong? Or that obvious no one else has put it? Awesome work as ever!
(apatao, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Nooooo
He was made radioactive by the "Gary Glitter" he used at Christmas to make his cards.

And that lovely warm glow is from his Ready Brek..............
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# he'd be ok if he was a dangerously radioactive necropheliac
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Van Morrisons Alarming New Teeth
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# oooh
Conrad Pooh?

aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# well it's a marvelous night for a moondance...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# yay
thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Nuffink like store bought teefs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
tip top enamelling
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Quick and dirty...



My my my.

Sorries for seams and if roasted.
(71 hour Ahmed wasn't working at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# "SEACOCK CAPTAIN!!!"
*readies harpoon*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# moby dick would have been a very different book
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# WHAT THE SHUDDERING MUNT FUCK!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7914758.stm

This is due some serious shoppage, unfortunately im going to get seriously fucked up tonight and dont have time to do one myself.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I think you mean "bindun".
Pearoasted is a spoonerism for Reposted.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# What do you mean by "if roasted"

Do you mean we have to keep track of everything you've posted before, and you don't? Because that's not how this works.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] face evolution

(in the future, the human body will be just a lazy mass, so the face will have to adapt)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# LEAVE CLANSOUL ALONE!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# whoop whoop...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Needs more hat!
And more Chuck Prophet!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlrfQa2KSSg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# actually...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58-36lSqG4
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# say there!
where you been lately, soosh?

gazzed back!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# yoouuurrr ffaaaccceee
is like a songgg

aaah I love Bill Plympton I also hate the fact that non of his films are on readily available DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# face face
meanwhile... arr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# i think that is wonderful :D
yes, I download a hell of a lot of stuff but not because I am not willing to buy it, just because I would like to try it out first. Blame people like The View, The Coral and the like for releasing singles I love and then having 11 songs of filler.

EDIT: Add into that The Automatic. Don't get me wrong, Monster was a pile of wank but it infested my brain! Damn ear spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# a whole industry filled with entitlement and coke
one day it'll die in it's own shit

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# "And this is my Picasso impression."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# no... this is my picasso impression...

(cube-ist)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i like your animations.
you are a dying breed - everything is all 3d jiggery pokery nowadays, to my dismay.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# thanks!... may all take heed...TAKE HEED... TAKE HEED!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# stop motion ftw :D
also I just bought a roll of grease proof paper to act as tracing paper for onion skinning as I attept to do somehand drawn stuff.. so :P

and aren't you a a 3D jiggery pokerist anyway..? :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Yay stopmotion!

It's a lot more fun to make than CGI anim stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# that took effort


that didn't :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
gnnnnnng....love the hairstyle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Facial . . . the facts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# quick!, the luftwafer are coming!


seams ok
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# HURRAH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Daft as a brush. Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# G-R-O-A-N!!!
That's brilliant!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# i eats...
...sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# where? macht...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# the fokkers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# heheh
i could singlehandedly defend the country. I loves them pink wafer biccies
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# ace!
no doubt headed for dunk-kirk:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# But driven back on Tea-Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# ohhh god
that took me a short period.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Evolution of man
It was funnier in my head...


(theyellowknight, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# So what's all this about pissing and planes?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Ryanair were alleged to be planning to charge passengers £1 to use the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# if I ever have to pay to use a bog on a plane
I'm going to ensure I eat enough fibre to leave a real pan-blocker.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# i'd rather piss in my seat
just out of principal
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# yes - I'd happily piss my pants to make a point
although I'd probably be less happy pooping myself.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# And that is why I will never fly Ryanair
Fucking robbing bastards.
Imagine sitting next to a pissed up bastard that decides to make a point.
Ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# NO NO NO
£1 just for a piss. £5 for a shit if you plan to flush, or £2.50 if you want to take it away in a little bag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# bloody hell
I bet they'd also sell you the little bags, £2.50 each...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Wrap it up in the in-flight magazines
and return it to the pouch on the back of the seat in front of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# LOLZORSESAHAHAHHAHA
you win a free ryanair ticket to hull
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# To be fair,
if you can't manage to keep your legs crossed for a 45 minute flight to Dublin then you have something wrong with you. It's not like Ryanair fly to Australia or anything.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ...comes out where?...
...........................................(SHIT)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# c-section
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# But it would still smell of piss
(but then again, don't they all?)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# bloody hell
the amount of pressure that'd put on your urethra doesn't bear thinking about

nice work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Should be H. ryanairensis
/ICZN pedant blog

and Woo!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)

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