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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Annie's twelve years old in two more she'll be a whore
*didn't notice the lack of R.. ho hum.. puts sublime on*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I um...
don't suppose you have her number, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# 5546
Oh, wrong song.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# woo Sublime
havent listened to them in an age

*40oz's*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# velly good
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# top can!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# awww yesh is rubbery
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha! LOLCHINESE


(not aimed at you, I just wanted to join in).

Ahh, one of those lvely mornings where Mrs Boris takes the kids out and I can mong about. Except for some reason, the cleaning bug got me and I tidied half the house, descaled the kettle and bog and am now about to tuck into bacon and bbq sauce sandwiches, just to top off the packet of vanilla wafers I just ate.
Ahhhhh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hai
img156.imageshack.us/img156/1471/bottlek.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Oh hai, u 2


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# o.O
I haven't seen any that are fucking yet...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Finshed?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# And.....
I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Directly opposite that portrait of Mao on the Forbidden City is a picture of Colonel Sanders off of KFC.
Chinese characteristics indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# That makes me sad.
Its a three-hour trip to the nearest KFC and would cost me nearly 50 quid by train.
sniff..
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# This must be my rucky day

www.follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/rucky%20day.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# velly rucky!
One of the Chinese research leaders in the department has the whole 'l' and 'r' thing pat with one exception. She keeps calling the master's student 'Barballa'...
And why the hell do Germans keep pronouncing the English 'v' sound as a 'w', when in theory it should pose a problem as they don't have a 'w' sound, but heavily use a 'v'?
My mind is wondering, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Germans don't have a 'w' sound?

What about Wasser?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Lordy lordy ;)
TJ
My 30 second effort...

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# did you play that tune? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Yes!
Actually, it was the last tune I played before I decided to wind down due to the gale force wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hurrah for waldeck :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It was just like this!
All alone outside. People fled to the bar inside while I was bombarded with leaves and stray plastic bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# boo :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
I raft an raft
(Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i would have gotten that a lot quicker
if i hadn't been looking for henry :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# solly
no henly today!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# This was in my head as I went to bed last night
now it can be in yours.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha!
Could you be any more gay? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Gay in a can. Because we can.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# too easy...


EDIT: Haha! Snap!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Doot-dwooooot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *waves hand in mystical manner*
I bet the Jawas charge a fortune for M&S droids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Neither are these
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# How cows work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
proper job
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# gaaah
I can now only experience them words in a cornish accent :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hehehe
that's how i typed them
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# 1 bottle of wholemilk please
have a full fat woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Fankyoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I knew it!
I hate milk
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Arf, new Lloyds TSB ad.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hehehe
This is marvellously daft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# YAY
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Scaffolding was an extra £11.95
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
*CLICK*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Not a response to your pic
just a late jump onto the "I have no artistic talent so here's a can" bandwagon.
Bunch of arse.

Edit: so long since I posted I had forgot how to post pics...
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# "you're doing it wrong"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hey that's one of my old posts!
Much meh-ness.
Not like we need another can nor goatse anyway.
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# can't read the small print
probably for the best....
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# something something cuntiness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Your link doesn't work mate - try http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4853/canu.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Believe it or not
I used to post stuff properly once upon a time...
Been too long away from here...

Cheers tho.
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Going to Hull
(Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Goody, Jade Dead would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# HARD GAY DRINK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# TASTY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# only 5g?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Only a morning's work.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :)
spaceship
tried another ps talent picture www.photoshoptalent.com/photoshop-picture/49b399074e200/S...
got a message from the mods - apparently the picture i used to make one of the planets was a mountain not a planet - and here's me thinking we were supposed to use photoshop to manipulate pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# COCKSHIPS :D
Woo sir, as ever :)

Ha! What twats :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# and they are flying in attack formation
oooh scary !

watch out for the jizz rays lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# quick
cross your legs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# heheh good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace! how did u do it??

edit - ahh jsut seen the url :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# probably bindun

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hehehhee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# just a small ob..
the ships are in profile, yet we can see the burners at the rear.. makes it look odd.

Good job on the space scene tho. :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hmmm good point!
i shall edit it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# maybe there are three
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That's right. If mountains can be planets, there'll be nothing left for the planetoids to be.

Nice one. I like the panoramic canopies.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# it was fucking stupid
i wonder how many planets are on sxc.hu idiots!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# try your hand here
www.freakingnews.com/

you get none of that pedantic bollocks, you get a crit but it's friendlier, and there's cash and trophies and stuff, me and archie among others dabble from time to time.

also, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# i used to go there
yonks ago :) might go back there!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Sad Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# nice anim
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# There is no can of me yet.
*smiles suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ha
That is actually my life slogan.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Erm...I seem to have wandered in on Can Sunday

what gives?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Oooh hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# :D
But I prefer Mr Horrible's because he said I am fucking amazing! Which is totally true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Oooh yeaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# oooh nice snowing action
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahA he melted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I really like that
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Why's it always snowing in your animations based on The Snowman?
That's really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Very Very Nice.
I played that kid in a school play when I was about 6. Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hehe awesome
and thanks.

also: thanks to all
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Did you use Ae?
or are you just amazing in potatoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I used Ae for snow/scarf animation and
then imported into Potatoshop to export to gif.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# i played the snowman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Like Aled Jones, has it all gone wrong for you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh yes.
Very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Mr Tumnus for the win
still have the furry horned hat my dad made me for the costume :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# very classy
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# very nice
woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# FRESH!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
woo
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# superb stuff Fanj

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# FEH-RESH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# to bell air
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# pfffttt....
F A N J !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# they'd be wearing tinfoil hats if they were true scientists.
as it is they are the establishment plotting our demise.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# IF CHUCK NORRIS WERE A COMPUTER GEEK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# haha
has anyone played dawn of war 2 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I only got round to playing the first one a few months ago.
Ask me again in about 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yes.
I have played it quite a bit



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but I have now stopped as I am playing Empire: Total war ( and am off to do just that very shortly )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Fucking hell, I'd forgotten all about that.
Time for some shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I got the special forces edition.
I don't really know if it's worth the extra tenner having nothing to compare it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# are both good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I've not played either online
but DOW2 gets very samey after a while. It's the same maps over just adding more units as you level.

I'm a TW fanboy but this one is particularly good. The sea battles are supers ( even if they did lift it straight from Pirates and Tortuga )
Not much into it yet but very much enjoying the world campaign and I'm thinking of taking a look at the Americas campaign ( which goes from Jamestown landing to independence )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# sounds interesting. i've only really played medieval TW 2 any extent.
i'll have to pop down the shops later and have a look which appeals to me most.
how do you mean the sea battles are like pirates? surely they're not so arcadey? that's the feature i'm most interested to see how they execute
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# no they are superb in visuals
but the gameplay is just the same ( not that you could alter a cannon led sea battle much )
Also I meant the last Pirates, not the original.

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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oh right wow. so you are directly controlling a ship rather than a whole fleet.
that looks really awesome

is that a grapeshot button i can see? yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# yeah.
This is just a shot from the sea battle tutorial ( quickest way for me to get a screenie ) but in play you can have huge fleets and control each unit in the same way you do the land battles.
And yeah. Standard pirates fayre. Ball for the hul, chain for the sails and rig with grap to take down the crew. You can also board a ship and fight hand to hand if you have slowed her down enough to get the grappling hooks on.
That's great, you get the crew singing from the yards like Errol Flynn :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# CLEANSE, PURGE, KILL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# my, how we've evolved.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# WEIRD!
(science)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *lodges tongue in cheek*


redsushi: i heartily recommend watchmen. its faithful enough to the books to make it enjoyable for fans while keeping it open enough for people like my girlfriend, who has never read it, to follow the plot adequately. the score is a little bit cliched however.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *Dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# There is no tinfoil in the jungle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Don't worry :)
I will end up watching it regardless of what anyone else says ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# good show, the comedian and rorschach are pure gold
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Did you see the trailer for Franklyn?
Rorscasch rip-off ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# i did. i still think it looks great fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hehe.
Talking of Wossy as we were, try and see his review of Franklyn.
I've never seen him more honestly appalled and pan a movie as much as he did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Oh really?
I'll have to see if I can find it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# he used terms like
'why was this ever made?' and 'why did they release it?' or words to that effect :)

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00hvvj3/Film_2009_with_Jonathan_Ross_Episode_5/
17:10 in
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I shall have to find that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# the ammount of times I saw the trailer last night while watching deathnote on film four
Almost put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# He's falling for the Pyramid's double bluff. This will end in tears.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# The Pyramid's Scheme?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# you are all so asleep
you're missing the BIG PICTURE

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# mmm socks
Dead Snow preview pown.it/2980 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I'm sitting here wearing my tinfoil hat right now
unsure as to who the true nutter is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I agree.
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1236423500/tinfoilcands.jpg

we need to help these poor people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Who's that fat ugly git?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Stop talking about my only sexual partner like that.
He's delicate.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ha.
Brilliant chicken little.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ? haven't seen chicken little.
I did think of the "The end is neigh" but I'd have stuffed up without a spell-checker. I had enough trouble as it was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# nigh ;)
chicken little is a children's parable about a chick who runs about upsetting the farm animals saying "the sky is falling" after being hit on the noggin by an acorn. ( or something, I've not read that since I had the ladybird book when I was about 6 ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ah and I knew it was a bad idea to go with neigh, but best of all the animals...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# this cracks me up so much.
i think i might have to go buy a roll of tinfoil today
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# be sure that it's the thick wide stuff, without a pattern in it.
the pattern allows the brainwaves through.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# free hat?
Count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Geekery, Photoshop, Boredom.


Also, I'm not going straight to Hull for not posting the other version I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# little bit narked they don't explain the significance of the hydrogen atom
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Have you seen it then?
Review?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# take it away. I'm downloading the rest of comics tonight.
I've only read the first one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
Visuals - 8
Plot adaptation - 7
Acting - 6
Bum-Numbingness - 8
Potential for Internet to labour on every. single. point. in comparison to the comic - 10

7 Archies out of 10

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# That's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Fair enough :)
I just saw Wossy's review and he said it stuck too much to the comic rather than taking the essence and making it more applicable to a film.

Would you concur?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yes, very much so
there is a LOT of charcter backstory to put up with, its takes a good while for the film to feel like it's going anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# It is one of those tough ones.
I don't think they could have ever pleased everyone what with it being such a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# then why make the fucking movie? other than the profit.
it irritates me when people (apparently) spoil things like this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I think you're wrong there.
None of the people who have commented here have said it was bad. I would much rather they try and make new films than the abomination of remaking classics over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# It's sortof a general comment.
It pisses me of when a movie is made from a book and the movie wrecks it.

and the reviews here have convinced me not to see it. even though I still haven't read all the comics. (Yes if it betrays it in any way I'm miffed)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I think that was the point
Wossy and Archie were making. It is too much a classic comic to maintain it verbatim.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# HUMPH HUMPH HUMPH
movies have really lost their appeal to me. Happened about the time the first star wars prequel came out. Not sure if that's a cause and effect.

I'm sure if I put my tin foil hat on there will be...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You really are a grumpy old man :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyByBORmtH0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# that is one of the best tv shows ever made.
and yes mum thinks i should be on it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ha.
I am reading the diaries at the moment :)

They are tres amusant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# To be fair though
that's the whole point of the story. It tells itself in the comic by means of 'flashback' so I'm not sure that 'put up with' is a good term as it would be expected and impossible to tell the story without.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# indeed, it's a part of the story
but in adapting it for the movie, they could have cut it to under 90 minutes of backstory. It would have felt more suited to a cinema audience then, and could have shaved off a good 15 minutes of the running time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# theres a three and a half hour directors cut coming on dvd and limited release
as well as the dvd of The Black Freighter on the 24th
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# bah.
needed to be another hour longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# haha, I think the dvd will be right up your street then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Typical non-comic fan review.
The comic used a lot of framing / scene change devices that were lifted directly from cinema, which were unused in comics previously - in some ways making his point moot.
In many ways I felt like the comic was sourced from a movie, and not the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Well you can call Wossy a lot of things,
but not a non-comic fan. He is a huge Ditko and Moore fan and has an amazing comic book collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# He and Tarrantino ( who's arse he is really up )
are two of the most famous comic book fans I know, as well as their love for Japanorama and anime, I doubt you could get any more 'comic book fan'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Aye.
Did you ever see his program "In search of Ditko"?

I thought it was brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It rings a bell
but I'm addled right now. I expect I've seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
#
Makes him look all the more silly for making that comment in his review then. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I don't know. It is all well and good saying that the styling was ripped from cinema, but that doesn't mean that it will work put straight into a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# true
It isn`t perfect cinema to be sure - but it works a helluva lot better than either 300 or sin city, due largely to the way that cinematic devices were used in the comic.
Made it seem more like it was ripped directly from the pages without interpretation - but it works, and, for the most part, keeps the fan boys happy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's why I believe the motion comics
worked particularly well ( and I've seen a couple that really don't, ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I saw these on play the other day.
What are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# it's the comic.
redrawn so that the parts are individually able to be animated ( more moved to give depth of field and an experience of animation ) with a narrative and score. The narrative fails because it's read by one person and it just sounds ridiculous when he reads the female parts.

It's hard to explain but I enjoyed them on the whole as a lazy way to catch up on comics I'd not read for some time.

www.watchmencomicmovie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Sounds interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Music choice - 0
Yes, it's set in the 80s. That doesn't mean you HAVE to use "99 Red Balloons"
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# german or english version?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# If it isn't the German version,
I will never watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# German
Also, the bit that was in the trailer with giant Dr Manhattan striding through Vietnam disintegrating people = awesome
Ride of the Valkyries = awesome
Both together = just silly
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :S:S:S:S I can't begin to imagine the horrors
*fires up two instances of totem*

actually it's rather kinky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Unfortunately Ride of the Valkyries
has become far too cliched now to be taken seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# yes this.
but I gotta admit, I want to mix the two audio tracks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Agreed
Pretty much the whole cinema laughed when it started up
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# It's an unfortunate side effect
of so many awesome Vietnam films in the 70s and 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# and the blues brothers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It makes sense thematically though.
(It's a cold-war protest song)
edit: Don't worry, it's the original German version.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I watched it last night.
Started promising, went downhill.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Did you find a torrent for it?
I'm not sure whether to download it or actually go and see it at the new 3D Imax :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Oh I watched a shitty CAM
as I doubt I'll find anyone I know who wants to go and I don't do the cinema alone. I need someone to nudge me awake.

I have a much better German video downloaded so I am just about to rip the TS eng. audio from the CAM I watched, clean it up a bit then sync it up with the German CAM after I have given that some stronger value and contrast.
I'll pop that on a private tracker later and if someone else does not release it first ( and I'm sure they will ) then I'll up it to demonoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Awesome.
Well if you fancy coming to Greenwich I will go and watch it with you :)

No-one I know will go and watch it either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# DId it involve Jade Goody?
That would have made me LOL :D

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I guess I'm going to Hull after all
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# A funny Jade Goody pic
Who'da thunk it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Pete?
How are you sir!?

(Also, with there being a Manhattan/Cancer link...It practically wrote itself...on the train to Manchester on Friday where I had to stop myself giggling, and got funny looks.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahahah
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Wonderful/evil stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# haha, what?!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hello sir, I assume you've seen it then?
What did you think?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Takes a while to get going
and it isn't perfect (it was never going to be), but they nailed the casting. It's a 'take any friend remotely interested and nerd out on them' film for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I actually rather enjoyed the start, spotting all the things from the comics.
It's not often I know what the hell is going on in a film.

Unfortunately two of the friends I went with thought it was awful, and I never got the chance to find out what the other thought as he ran out as soon as the credits rolled (having not expected it to be so long)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# lololol

From last night
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ITS STILL ON THE BOARD?
omfg slow B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Slow board due to "can-fuckingaround-ness"... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I don't get it
I have found a funny film... well it appears to be funny
"dod sno" aka Dead snow - tis funny
pown.it/2980
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oh if there was only a song that could capture the board mood......oh hang on...

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Can I have a can please?
edit : yes yes i can
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Huzzah!
:D
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ok
(MP3J part2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Sorry..

*Goes to crawl back under the stone I crawled out from*
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Queen Victoria actually had a very
famous sense of humour.

That quote is taken from a time when she saw people laughing at soldiers who had been injured and maimed.

I would not have been amused either.

LOLPIC :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# how rare
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha brill.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Has anyone tried the bus advert? Needs a third text colour option


Edit: Hahahaha, your picture is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Ha
Image generators will be the death of /board
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# It's the cancer that's killing /board.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha, top tagline
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# so they said in 2000
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, but there's the honeymoon period where they're funny for a day or two.
It gives a chance to people who can't photoshop well (like me) to make vaguely amusing things.

Nings etc
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah, I'm all for cans now, but in a few days I'll be frowning a bit.
Nings. I HAVE A MICRO TEST TOMORROW I AM GOING TO FAIL IT. Are in Korea yet?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Nearly - I've signed and sent off my contract.
Just need to wait acouple of days for Korean immigration to send me a number, then roll down to London to show my passport and get the final documents. I could be going this week if all goes to plan.

Last week, the school I was meant to be going to had a nightmare, and retracted my contract after I'd signed it, because the recession had crippled their application numbers, so they required fewer teachers. I was crushed, but fortunately this newer, better school has quickly snapped me up.

Cheers for asking. Eeeesh though, a micro test? Is it on insurance and credit markets?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# How exciting. Are they putting you up over there and so on? Are you there for a year?
And I have absolutely no idea what it's on. It's this new lecturer they brought in from Yale or Stanford or something, and all the way through lectures it felt like we were just doing Micro 1 again. Then he presented a mock test last week and I'm not sure it was even in English.

And THEN I have a Chinese test the following day, and that's definitely not in English. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Yes, I get an apartment and plane tickets so it works out quite well.
I'm there for a year but I get the option to stay on longer if I want.

Sounds like classic economics department, no idea what they're doing. This is the last week of the term coming up isn't it? Oh well, good luck with the tests.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Wow, that's awesome, you're going to have to let me know how you got it
Cheers, it is the last week, yeah. Oh well, five weeks off is in sight.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9248424
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Pfffft, nice font matching going on there.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# A-hahahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
She would still get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# You fucker.
*cleans tea from monitor* ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Late to the party!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# EWcomics #50 - Rubber 2
Continues from last weeks comic

Click for bigger (120 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
Ning Edd!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# yay half century.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Gerry you bastard!
b3ta.com/board/9248425
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# very good sir!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# You knows it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I had a feeling this might be a new bandwagon :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Can You Take Me Back Where I Came From...Can You Take Me Back
(MP3J part2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ning all!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# It's funny because she's on a can
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Nekkid Can!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# no it hasn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# eh...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha I never really liked father ted but that's great.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
#
Hurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yays!
...and hurrahs! :D


(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# aw
thank you

*profiles*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Sick....
of the site of nekkid cans.
I used to work at Crown Bevcan....manufacturers of food and drinks cans.
(MP3J part2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ARF! LOL
hehehe
(MP3J part2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Are you sure...
... that the can is over 18? It looks kinda young to me to posing in the nude :(.
(Jokel, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# say whaaaaaat?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# DO ME DO ME GERRY!
And then put my name on a can too LOLZORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I'm very depressed you didn't ask me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am :D

As are you and the hulk!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# humpfs he said I was antipodean. I feel insulted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# What?
You are an antipodean aren't you?

Criminal first, antipodean second right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I object to the term antipodean as being a racist slur.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fuck off!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I would if I could.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# really?
allow me to retract this slur.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Oi!
Don't ignore my animation!

That took me hours to make for you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# truth is i don't object to antipodean or convict etc
but a couple of posts recently objecting to particular terms have got on my tits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Shut up Wog Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# go back to your apple juice ya soapavoiding whinging bloody pom.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# this is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# funny that we both went for the skull. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I think I have devised the most dangerous compound known to man
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# moose juice
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# tried it!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# the wub apparently
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah, I used to be, then decided I wanted a change of name

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Simpsonslols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Tastes of pestilence!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# ^ WOULD!

SUNNING B£TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :'( I'm nothing with out my \
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I copied and pasted
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha
ed: oh it doesn't accept the \ symbol :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# have now
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Thanks...

(How long is this can thing going to last?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Squints....
What does that say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# don't bother reading it, it's all lies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :D


Click for bigger (354 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
#
it's all my fault honest

*re -lurks*
(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I believe a chap called daveID started it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Soft_Drink_Can_Generator
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ah i should look at links from time to time ey?
daveid was the first i saw...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# i likes that!
*bums*
(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Historically inaccurate!
they would have done their business in a special heart-shaped trench in a field of flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# and wiped their arses on cute racoons
yes you're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hehehe, lovely idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It's the taste :)
haha, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# aww that's sweet of you
a can of my own...my life is now complete xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# not sure i've got the hang of it
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I don't think I have the right idea either
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Fat of the Land
(Paul James Tea Wrecks, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I think it's time to put a sock in this bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# If it's war you want...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# EeeewwwwwYUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Don't bother
1) bindun
2) this sort of thing is a waste of a thread
3) boring as hull
4) How the fucking fuck do they look remotely alike?
5) I love that oh-so-witty say you swapped the names round. I see what you did there.



'ningled all.
'ningles b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# grumpy much?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Naa
Not at all actually. It's a Spring like morning, I've just have marmite on toast and I'm considering boil egg and soldiers.

The post on the other hand is obviously just posted someone doing the 'Ooo! Ooo! O can plany b3ta too! Look at me! Look at me!' game and doesn't give a shite what they post as long as they get to post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I normally have a hanky for that juice.
But do haev some

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Whaty makes it worse is
That was a dream I had!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# "O can plany"?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It's easier to join in!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# If you have a problem child
just yse the ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# morning Mr Grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# i see what you did
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Early morning fluff


Somebody wants lasagne.
(unshopped. Took this pic last night and thought it too funny to not share.)
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)
# cats are so demanding and evil looking.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# they look sooo cute
but taste sooo bad
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)
# I dunno, they're pretty good in soy sauce.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)
# soy sauce makes just about anything taste good.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# even this?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# oh definitely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Is this piss mind?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# well i hope you gave him some.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)
# awwww.
My cats don't "demand". If they want my food, they just stick their faces right in the plate/bowl and start nomming. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# haha
pure garfield. how ya been, shiksa?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# fine, fat and furry.
oh wait, that's my cats. I'm just fat, mostly.
I hope you are well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# *chases you down the road*
Heeeheeheeteeheegigglegiggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# MOOOOOM MAKE HIM STOOOOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)
# OMFG I CAN'T SEE IT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Ok, how's this then?
how's this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Juice from the non-existent squid?
Archyteuthis megalus FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Perhaps it is what you feed your nonexistent squid on a hot day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)
# ^ this.. goes with .. that v
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)
# I think the film works without it
but only as a pale, bubblegum imitation of the source, and a simpleton's solution of "yay! lets unite in our hatred of someone slightly different to us without actually questioning it"

In reality, Dr M was created by the US and worked for them, it would only be a matter of minutes before the other countries were questioning what the US had done to him and how their creation had wiped out so many people, cue Russia launching all those stock piled missiles in anger.
Plus, as a minor gripe, why did the comedian break down over the idea of letting off nukes? this was a guy who had shot pregnant girls and committed dozens of atrocities himself. It was the sight of the squid that cracked his melon, emphasising how hideous and mind blowing the thing was.
blah blah blah, opinion etc etc.
Still liked the film, it was like the 60s batman movie with more breaking bones and blue cock :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Hooray for blue cock! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# to infinity ... and beyond
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# whatever this man is doing!
it is wrong!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Plucky space pets.
The unsung heroes of the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:33, archived)
# back in the ussr
where the bala laikas twist and shout
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Sad to say, they likely did.
Needed to be that way, what with the large number
of fools and idiots resisting human space travel.

They will not be forgotten. Go forth boldly and fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:50, archived)
# there was a fantastic song about the space dog laika
let me find the myspace of that guy...
www.myspace.com/davisdunavin
listen to the first song, "Laika"... fantastic lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Pfft that pales in comparison to
rathergood.com/rocket_dog
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I think vimod would be pleased with this.
speaking of vimod:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
# drink soda
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)
#


Click for bigger (34 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)
# the inside: vaginal dickfarts
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:10, archived)
# well hello there doggy
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Let's vandalize the fuck out of it then!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Why am I looking at Vincent Price's dog?
...I don't know, but I like it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Freddie would never've turned this sort of firearm on his fans.
He preferred to use implied fascism.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)
# it is my intent to write acid jazz under this monicker.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)
# I'd listen to it.
Even without the funky name.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# That's the shit, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
# hmm, I must be channeling you somehow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Good God, y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Frisky!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)
# now that i'm thinking about the name Smoting Gullet instead of Smoking Bullet, i might see a connection.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# "I'm an idiot. had a lovely time in the British Isles and regrets"
is a superb name for a band.

But acid jazz can fuck right off.

*EDIT* Yep, I'm redexing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# eh, it's just a smoking bullet.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# but i agree.
though it's not very catchy.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:54, archived)
# and until recently i thought the same of acid jazz.
i usually just read to it. feels like treading water.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Listen to this.
kzsulive.stanford.edu/audio/kzsu-2-56.m3u
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Address forwarding may balk for some. I forced it and it's downloading at
171.66.118.51:80/kzsu-2-56.mp3

edit: at 7k/sec FFFFFFUUUUUUU--
Grabbed a few megs, damn I hate fake streaming.
There are protocols you mongs, use them right!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# sounds pretty punky.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Smoting Gullet -
I'd buy an album by that artist! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)
# that's not a gullet.
it's a bullet. a smoking one. hehe. i just like the typeface too much to change the k.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# I noes...
Merely jestin' wiv ya, squire! :)
Hell, I'd buy ANY acid jazz album, no matter what the moniker on it... Promise to post a sample of your work on /links?? *bats man-lashes*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

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