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[challenge entry] Lets hope the BBC do better in 2009...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
That took me too long...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# cor yes
i prefer f5 myself lol
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I'm more of an f1 person
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Topical.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It will be fun to actually be able to watch a whole race again!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# ^this.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# With no fucknuggiting adverts, either.
However, I get the feeling this may well be the last year that it's watchable, with all the ridiculous cost cutting ideas being bandied about for the year after.
It's meant to be the fastest machines that can be made, not the most reliable/cheap machines that can be made.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I was somewhat annoyed
by the way in the first season ITV had F1, it was one advert per slot, and then it was up to five. And the fuggin bits either side.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ooo. Never noticed that.
Bastards.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Exactly :)
I hope that nobber Jake Humphreys isn't going to be presenting though :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Oh he will.
He very much will.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# For definite?
That sadfaces me :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# the advert at the cinema is utter shite
it starts so well with the two cars in traffic, but turns in to the most dull, laborious chase scene I've seen in a long time
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# What I want to know is
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# OMGZORZ!!!!
i smell a conspiracy
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *panic attack*
no0o0o0o0ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc etc
pown.it/251
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Haha fuck
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Oh God. Oh god, no.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# OMG HORSES
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This is a dark day for b3ta
:(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# they are with the lizard people now
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh god, no.
Maybe they rendered down to make aspartame for vaccines?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# what did YOU do to them?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Put them all in building 7
and then injected them with mercury and spunk
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# lolcan...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# WANKSPUNK

I bet that tastes salty
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# someone has to make the glue
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Oh My Lord! :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *Is gobsmacked*
I was going to make a mirror of that page ages ago, but forgot.
Too late now.

*Edit* Panic over.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You've
saved b3ta
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Don't panic!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Mmm bacon
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# :'(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# A dark day
they know not
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Could be love . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Why is she holding that cauliflower?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Leftovers . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# She's not holding she's fisting it
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# kinky!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# And the flowers too !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# bodger and badger went a bit odd in the last series
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# "Heh heh, f***k the mashed potato, I want steak, you c***!"
This line would have made that series watchable as a kid
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# fucking badger botherers
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Just can't get enough . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Go-on Liz.. Finger the fuck out of it!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Reading her lips . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# twat that badger woman!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Professionally fisted !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *cackles*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Two fur balls to go !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# holy royal racoons!
your maj......:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Snuggles for short . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Darth?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Even he's environmentally-concious now...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
:D
energy saving bulbs are just crap
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# 'S alright in the right places.
But for the bathroom and hall, it's the old tungsten jobs.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# welcome to the dark side....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# woo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# By the Blessed Beard of St Pissflaps!
ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# he wandered ceaselessly, bringing light where there was none
but always with a mildly pungent odour
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# henry!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# am i a saint
or a street?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Careful, there's mercury in those tubes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# And aspartame, the bastards!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I suppose i should watch these one day
i've only seen the 2 recent ones
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ooo thats very nice in biggar!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Serious bigness !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Very nice
especially considering you're also chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# He's got wood!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ooo new FAQ limits mean i can optimise this small enough for /board and not make it look crap.
so if you don't mind i'll put this back here

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# something about a triangle?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# the conspirators shape of choice
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# WRONG!
SLICE OF CAKE!
should have round edges - like a cake
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# the cake is a lie!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# beLIEve!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *obeys*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I obey the Toblerone and it's sweet chocolately-praline goodness
but I fear the 3 sharp angles of doom at it's sweet sweet edges!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I like this idea, where do i sign up
theres not enough 3 sided shape worship in the modern world
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Illuminatied !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha how silly
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha!
how pleased he is!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Last time I got fucked by a baseball bat was in Glasgow...
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# In Glasgow
they insert the baseball bat sideways
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# "There's always time for lubricant!"
/Evolution
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Haha, just another few inches. Keep stretching.
Woo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# if he could do that
he'd never leave the house...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# He can only do it in public water features
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Well
then's doomed to a lifetime of soggy rotting extremities
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Swingin' !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# lol SPANGface
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# pfff
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Haha ...
Too much time to spare.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That's some dildo
How many batteries does it need?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# 7
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# looks more like one of those toys outside supermarkets....
50p a ride
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *fears*
Lots
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ^ WOOD!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# now then
this gets me wooyaying...brill:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# What goes on in that bowl?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# msg and mercury?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I have just realised!
It is all down to the royal family!

It all dates back to Eleanor of Aspartame!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# prove it
david icke on wogan saying so doesn't count.

also, very nicely indeed max'
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# What about David Icke
in the October 1970 programme notes at Coventry?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# curse you and your irrefutable peer reviewed sources.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I am the champion!
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Queen / Freddie Mercury

All the proof you need
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# one for the tin foil hat contingent
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# But really, what is so important about that crappy building anyway?

Buildings fall apart all the time.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'm not even gonna bother
talking to you if you wont even bother to read the evidence man!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Just look at the fax, maaaan

The evidence is all here

/edit: Whaaaah? WHERE HAVE ALL THE HORSES GONE?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It was given an injection containing mecury at a young age or something
...something to do with new order i think
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Well that's feasible

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# DO NOT WANT :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Sorry I just saw the advert again today
and thought who the hell would want a hippo to take a swim in their breakfast cereal.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Ha!
It's ok :) I'm only winding you up :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# HAHA! Chocolatey
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Haha, lovely.
Woo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i can't work out whats going on...
is that a hippo firing its boosters?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Whales on stilts?
That's so passé.

Now Hippos with rocket boosters! That's what I'm talking 'bout!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Whaaaales
i've been on holiday all week and its not stopped bloody raining
i'm not impressed
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Earlier on
it was all sunny and then within seconds it started proper pissing it down. Now it is sunny again.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Yes i went to the shops and got ripped off for a bottle of pop and chocolate
Who wants to buy my car?

12 months TAX - mot just expired (its the one in the front)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# How reliable is it
and how much does it cost?

Also, will you throw in a free driving license?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I've owned it 5 years, only had 1 trip on the back of a trailer home*
make me an offer
and no
*i've been driving heralds for 8 years and only been on the back of a trailer once! metal fatigue in suspension (really annoying as it was well oiled like it should have been!) - snapper vertical link - common fault (even the guy picking the car up said he picking heralds up with the same fault 30 years ago!) - all replaced and fixed.
needs some TLC
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# £6.50!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ummm
okay when can you collect (i'm in south west wales)
wait hang about! i'm not looking to make a profit - just need some space but thats taking the michael fish :p
photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v298/209/55/628000273/n628000273_3525142_5125.jpg here she is on the trailer
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I'm looking to sell a slightly older version of one of those.
Before it returns to the iron oxide state it was dug out of the ground in...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# 1200?
mines from 1969
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Yep!
1965, in air-force blue. Runs very sweetly, but needs work on the rear chassis legs before she gets an MOT
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# i've got a recon vitesse mk 2 chassis sat outside
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# mmmmyes,
but I'm in Switzerland and my dad's too lazy a sod to do the work he promised he would on it while I was away.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# doh!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# This one is for sale also
photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v203/209/55/628000273/n628000273_2400775_9185.jpg
Got a recon Chassis, needs an engine and putting back together
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Ooooh!
That does look nice!

What is it?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Triumph Vitesse mk 2
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I'd much prefer a
2.0l straight 6 MkII Vitesse.

I'm afraid I'd not want a Herald without a lifetime's supply of trunnions, steering racks and a huge great anchor to throw out of the back window when it came to slowing for junctions ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah thats for sale too...
I've got a convertible mk 2 Vitesse (with recon chassis)
You think braking is bad in a herald? You should try driving my new car!
1954 86" Series 1 Land Rover! oh yeah!
photos-a.pe.facebook.com/photos-pe-snc1/v2490/209/55/628000273/n628000273_6024864_6846507.jpg
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# now in smell-o-vision
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Whey protein !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I've been vaccinated against it.


edit: fixed now. f***ing MS gif animator...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# That's a neato....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# OH SHIT
*brain cancers*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Bear with me while I work out why this has gone wrong...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Um...
Am I being very slow?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# No, just me and my computer...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Ahhh it all makes sense now.
Arf.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *eats*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Me too . . . I think . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
C'mon mum, twist those knobs...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Yeah . . . and the antenna needs adjusting too !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha
One of my favourite websites.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# H aha ha!
I am loving your tags :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# i've got a list of about 12 written on a bit of paper next to me waiting to be used
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Deesingenuoustales.com?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# deesingenous.com is on the list :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# deesastrous?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# deesconnectedfromreality?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Deeseerascal?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Aha ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# What have you changed?
Ahhhhh! It's the hat! It's the hat, right?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# very little :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Nope...still looks the same...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# That looks very much like my friend's pet lizard.
The one on the right looks a bit similar too.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ZING!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Oooooooh great . . . bugs for brunch again !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# i knew it!
but the sheeple and the goatle, they won't listen
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# That's because you're not SHOUTING LOUD ENOUGH!
And you also need to post unsupported, badly contrived propaganda on messageboards where people aren't in the slightest bit interested in what you have to say.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# arf!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Muhahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# turrrrn thhhhe powwwwerrrr offffffff
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# speed squorrel FTW!
*click*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# techo squirrel
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# has he been at the coffee beans again?
wooo :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# i know i have been
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ^ That's NUTS that is!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# They'll have a hard job printing that in NUTS.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hang on lil buddy . . . it'll pass !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Chav Gothic??
Had to sepia this one 'cos the colours were SHITE!!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# He's in possession of a dangerous weapon in public
The pitchfork isn't much better either.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Are we talking a Turn-Of-The-Century ASBO here??
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Turn-off of the century
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Anglo-Saxon Bastard Offspring
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# American Goffick?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# is she a beaver?
Her teeth look more dangerous then the pitchfork
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# the girl looks a spit for one i saw in a tapas bar just a minute ago!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Y E S - love this source pic!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Really like that effect
More of this sort of thing!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Spang!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# cracking!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# ha !
What inspired you to add a CFB? ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Everyone always shouts at me here if I just post the image.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha!
ace :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# fuckin majic!
woo yeah!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
how delightfully silly.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Bi-Stable image thread!
Is this a lightbulb?

Or a woman washing her feet?

Show me some bi-stable images you made :-D

sorry for crapness of mine
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# DRINK UP SHEEPLE!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Now that there is a drink I would like
to try :D

probably tastes like Mountain Dew :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i would buy this
because i'm a sucker for good advertising. i bought a brand of cigarettes in the states once that were called "DEATH". cool as fuck
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Sunny delight has had a re-brand?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# You misspelled dose ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Where?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# You say
whaaaaaaat???
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Maybe her legs had just grow
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# All the cut will be absobed by it been a dog.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Can 'o' the day award!
woohoo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# They are bended a bit
so appear short
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I'm not pretending to understand
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# These are just text memes on here
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I thought as much
I'm what you might call a 'b3ta journeyman', I know some of the memeishness but some of it is just plain weird.
Are they translations from Chinese or something?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# 0% Chinese
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Ahhh
thankyou, link was broken but I get the picture. I saw a similar bunch of stuff when I followed a link from cyriak's site to
sarah bears site to another random site which I just tried to find but can't

^^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It's a butt.

It's always a butt.

I thought it was a lightbulb at first, but the moment you said it could also be a butt, it became a butt forever. The end.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I think that says more about you
than the image itself ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# this message sums up my sentiments exactly
no more need to be said
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I think so too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# is this a rabbit, a duck or both?

you decide...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# GOOSE AND HARE.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i see a chicken and a horse
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I see a herd of horses galloping gracefully into a sunset
Nobody wants to play :( Maybe next time I'll think of a less nerdy theme. Like dinosaurs or something.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# i want to play!
but i'm skiving off work as it is, i have to keep the hummus in the freezer for now :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I see dinner
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ^this
*grabs gun*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I see dead people
They're in my freezer.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# best place for them
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Would & Would
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# It's a lightbulb, definitely.
At first I thought it was an arse, but then I connected it to the mains.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# i like big watts and i cannot lie

will this do?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Elephant and kitty!
I like what you did there
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# This is clever.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# self-contained spinny clothes line?
useful in severe birdshit conditions :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
#


(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Digicocks!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# LONGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# LOL!
TALLER :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Fuck, that's longer than a builder's teabreak...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# For serious Pissheads ONLY....(NWIOT)
By way of a thank-you to Mr. Horrible.


(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# is that a drunk mutant?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# they seem to have two big bags of mince next to them
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Heh Heh
....I think it's two pillows.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# HAAAAARRRRDER!!!
At least it's not a sodding can. I did a few last night, but only posted one on links.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Say what?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Stop. Audit time!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I remember when this bandwagon were all fields
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well it'll have another go on Monday when the weektime shift gets hold of it...
...and another on Friday after it gets in the newsletter.

Not over by a long chalk.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ah, the old bandwagons were the best...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# 'NYAR!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Brian Cant?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Happy Daize
Twist O'Lemon
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Scrolls down...
and down... and down... and down... and down... and down... and down... and down... and down... and down...

Woo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# wooo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ran through a mangle?
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Bindun....
Just noticed.

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# "We're a rich Banking family, and we decided to let our son in on our investment fraud"
"due to the expensive schooling he's had, he's a financial genius and now we'll be able to steal 20 times as much money as before and nobody will ever have the slightest idea until 20 years later"
"haha, our son! he's just like his paw!"

:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
#


CFB
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ooh moody.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Nice upshot ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *Obligatory comment about rain or lack thereof*
Nice work.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Why are there never any cans in your images?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Nice one

But where are your cans, Gerry?
See what happens what you don't post cans, Gerry?
See what happens?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Even the films are shit
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahhaa
about 100% funnier than any carry on film! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Gah! I was planning on doing this.
Nicely done though

:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I feel so sleepy
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# fantastic idea :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Heh Heh...
Good thinking.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Doh!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Simple, funny,
YAY!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# simple but effective
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

kill kill kill
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Gosh
The board is moving fast today. Nice drawing, too.
I should have waited till later on for posting my thing
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
love it :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I like this lots.
Do you have it in an absurdly large wallpaper-suitable size?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# This is a good idea.
Wallpaper please.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# probably can do
I may have to squish it a bit... give us a mo or two to have a wank fiddle :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Lengthy fiddle...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# got caught up with my sporelings
one is asleep now and really needed to be.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ok... I made two
squished widescreen: here
non-squished standard: here
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ace, cheers :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# norproBBlemmbs!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Kill 'em! Kill 'em all!
nice!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# *passes flaming hammers*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# niiice!
have a can ...


(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yumseey
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# fizzy too!
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# too late did that earlier...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# dagnamit! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :P
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# surely you mean...

?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Wow! That's t'riffic!
Must have been a looooooong smoke-break?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hehe yes
this is a combi-ciggybreak effort here :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ahhh, jolly good.
I was thinking your lungs must have been feeling a bit raw if you did it all at once. Hoopla!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# :D
this post contains approximately 562% glee.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# OVERLOAD!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# that is ace work that is
:D nice
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Oh my, Yay!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# i fucking love the spores.
i wish i was one
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# infection is underway
it is only a matter of time. And Nutella.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# .
Photobucket

.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# This poor policeman was trying to have an anti war march when the bad man came along and called him a peedo.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# New world police?
interpol 0.2
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I fucking love Interpol!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Woo!
Turn on the Bright Lights is one of my favouritest albums EVAR.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hell yes!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# thats really good is that.



i remember being at the g8 march in edinburgh, nice and peaceful like and a bunch of black clad 'anarchists' started pissing everyone off and trying goad the police into hitting them.
i hate people like that
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# but peaceful protests are so boring
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I was there too
At the Meadows, not at the anarchist gathering.
Anarchists are eejits. Anarchy may sound wonderful in principle, but in practice humans can't be trusted with that kind of system.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# thats where i was too :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# What war?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# go on copper,
kick his fuckin' head in!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Why do so many anti war protesters
Have Che Guevera flags and t-shirts? He's reckoned to have personally slotted 180-odd people during the revolution, which, if I remember correctly, was somewhat violent?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# because he was on the right side *eyebrow raise*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# policemen will be redundant in the NWO
bring on the nanopolicebots. Thousands of tiny fists punching you from the inside where it doesn't show :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hell yeah
can you design them? lots of little spore bots!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# they're already here...
playin with yer cellz :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# YAY!
Hooray for microscale bean-headed peoples! (and spores)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Fuck you man, my cytoplasm have got rights.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha!
We will keep your organelles under close surveillance :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# what is it that gives these pictures such an easily recognisable style?
i've been trying to put my finger on what it is for a while now and i can't figure it out. is it that they look like they've been drawn with an airbrush? someone help, this is breaking my head
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# A blender experiment
I made a nice pretty wallpaper for myself in Blender. One of the first things I have ever done.


Click for bigger (128 kb)

Took about 5 minutes to render this image.
This actually required almost no skill at all. Just patience.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# But...what is it?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# One of the first things he has ever done.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# embryo art ftw!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *filenames*
it is a picture of nice
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# It's some waters in a cube
I was just trying to apply a simple texture. Everything I have done previously has been a gray and blue mess.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# i still don't get it
but i like it
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Yay!
I am happy now.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ga-blorp!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# It's working!
MORE BALLOONS!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# YES.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yaay!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *giggles like a school girl*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Space kittin!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# OMG
ROFL etc
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You make good happy images
:)
Woo Yay!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# yes,
yes I do




Hah! You can't un-see it!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
...*sicks up abit*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha!
go cat!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
MOAR!! :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahha
Fab!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Place your bet now!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# awwww
this is lovely
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ho yuss.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# exceedingly good
woo
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Middle Girth...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# NO YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE MADE OF BROCCOLI!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Love me timber?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ^
\o/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# it took me far to long to come up with that
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

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