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Even I found this a little tasteless, shame on you News of the World!

(lameusername7, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Shit?!

Is she dying?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

No she's not dyeing she has no HAIR you insensitive bastard!

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

ONOES!

There'll be hell toupé!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

A life

tragically cut short

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Back to the pun drawing board for you sir!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

All these insensitive comments about Jade -

frankly I'm a-bald (appalled... oh never mind)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

MEh

It was quite good until you felt the need to explain it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

You think I can't pun,

I'll prove to you I can, sir.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

If she was a cat

It would be nine lives used up now

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Your wit is razer sharp

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Yes buying/reading online the News of the World is very tasteless

shame on you

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

If it dumbs down any more

I'll be scratch and sniff.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

like back in the old days when people used newspaper as bogroll.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

That's not quite the case though

In those days they used it to put shit on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

hahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

no, because I'm not in the habit of reading news of the world

so I appreciate this screenshot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

I saw a tv show called "Jade: The Next Chapter" the other day

and thought, Christ that's going to be boring

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

She'll die as she lived,

and spend a long time afterwards doing the same as maggots feed on her useless flesh. (Other entertaining responses include but are not limited to, "The funny thing is I always said she was a cancer on society" and "Hah! Man-bear-pig has cancer!")

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Haha

hahahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

It's OK. I spanged myself.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

hahah fez.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

they've buried tommy cooper

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

thank christ he's been dead 25 years.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

*groan*

...I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I spang myself...

EDIT: What's Pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

marshmallows

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

this, nsfw.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Hahaha

It's the cuntry where Dubbya Bush comes from!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

\o/

Epic song :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

arf

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

Giraffes vs Otters + rockets, it will only end in tears

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Did you know

giraffes clean their own ears with their tongues?

SCIENCE®

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

No I didn't.

But I don't work in a zoo!!
:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

yeah but they can't lick their own elbow

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

That's nothing

I can clean my tongue with my own ears!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

i knew someone once

who had prosthetic ears which were also magnetic.

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Rah

you are pushing the limits of comprehension at the moment matey

magnetic, prosthetic ears; cool!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

Wouldn't magnetic ears require a ferus head?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

I knew someone once.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

did they have ears?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

can't remember.

It was a long time ago.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Whaaaaaaa

now there's something that should be enshrined with a photograph

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

you mean,their ears can come off like mr. potatoe head?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

They are also black to avoid being sunburnt

www.insideafricanart.com/IAA/TL%20in%20Kenya/giraffe%20tongue.jpg

..."which can reach a good 45 cm (nearly 18 inches)"

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

female giraffes must be very happy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

lols

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

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daeghnao, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

win!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

^this

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

I wanted to do the 'larger' one on the board direct

But I don't know if/how to get the board to do teeeeeeeeny text.

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daeghnao, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

like this

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

small text

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Yeah, I already did "small"

It's just not teeeeeeeny enough for the high-res one.

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daeghnao, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

try 

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

I don't know if you it will parse font or style tags, you can use small and sub though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

this is a most excellent piece of art.

(munzor in the jungle, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

quantum leap ftw

my fave prog!

PS. Amirite in thinking it's Dr. Sam Beckett? I hope so or I shall look very foolish.

(Papa Chocolat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Tony, Queen of Harts

edit - the title change just came to me :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

hehe

one must make art!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

shopped pics only pls

:D woooooah nelly

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

yays

and yays I just had a Earl Otterby visit:D
ALso gaz me if any b3tards can be in the Earls COurt area for about 2pm coz he's coming round again for a jar or two.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

2pm today or 2pm sometime next year?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

next Thursday you fool!

duh.

EDIT: And if I can come from London to Sydney for a bash then you have no excuse not to be there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

can't make it, i'm working :(

fuck me the HSC physics syllabus seems more stupid each time i read it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

needs more jam?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

needs more bloody science

"students learn to analyse the impact of the development of transformers on society"

needs less guiding like sheeple
"students solve problem (sic) and analyse information F=qvBsin(&theta) and E=V/d"

never once does the fucking thing say "students should understand this stuff and be able to apply it independently" it's such a narrow focus "students should be able to get about 75% in the exam" :( I checked after I guessed: average mark (AFTER SCALING) was 76.25% last year.

oh and one for the tinfoil hat brigade "students learn to assess evidence about physiological effects on humans of living near high voltage power lines."

I feel like a prostitute.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

I have to admit

I did read the first line of that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

No one reads my rants anymore :(

HA! I know! I'll put it in a kitten picture! then you'll all read it!!

*cackles*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

*pats on head*

Yes that's right. We'll all read the nice picture.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

FUCK YES!!!1!

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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Try not to think about it as dumbed down

Just think of it as you geeked up.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

foiled.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

UNIVERSITY SPELLING IS TO SHIT

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ClanSoul, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

splendid stuff

i approve of this image.
my god i was cute when i was 11

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

*fears immensely*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

hides

*comes out again

*rehides

Has it gone yet?

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

i've been playing dress up a long time now

i'm impervious to your jibes

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

It's only good natured fearing.

When I was eleven I played dress up every day. Or was it that I had no money and was dressed by my mum and therefore just naturally looked like a twat?

Ah yes, that was it. :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

You were lucky

Try playing dress up when you had an older, bigger, bossy sister!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

You loved every minute of it ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Sadly I have to pay for that now:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Your sister charges you now?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

hahaha. Naaa I don't even know where she lives.

I just stand still in Oxfam and wait for one of the elderly, short sighted volenteers to mistake me for a mannequin and dressed me in a crimpoline nightie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Ther's clubs for people like that:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

And you're the President of one of those clubs, right?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

I'm the wielder of that club:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

It must be a riveting job

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

You're thinking of a welder:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

Yes, yes I was but it was funnier to have pretended

to have misread what you wrote - that's right pretended to have misread... *runs*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

*sings the Let's Pretend kid's TV programme theme*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

holy shit thats fucked up

i dont know why but its seriously fucked up! *fears*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

haha how cute you looked

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

haha how ~~cute you~~ like Mira Hindley you looked.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

i saw that

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

well I have a strange urge to invade women.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

hahaha

this is too similar

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Morning

I was lurking earlier & ~~someone~~ Redsushi mentioned otters & rockets...

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

compo it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

Doh...

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

Space otter!!

Space Otters can breath in Space and can also survive the freezing temperatures and lack of atmosphrere! TRUFAX!!!

Ning Sir and woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

And love to explore alien planets!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

hahaah! Yes!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

His nefarious, sinister badge makes this

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

it's a family heirloom

he got it from his paw

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

They dance too

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

hopnytic:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

truth indeed

I must away
cheerio folks

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

Is he going into Otter Space?

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..wil, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Hahaha

Yay!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

haha

he certainly am

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

Yay for otters

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

Storkodile.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)

stonk! stonk!

thats the noise they make

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

DINOSUAR!!

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Eeeek!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

Hahahaha, I recognise that stork

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

WOOSH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

Hah!

Woo Matey, and with a woosh I'm off for a hearty breakfast

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

You shouldn't eat heart for breakfast it's far too chewwy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

i read "arty breakfast"

cup of coffee and 50 cigarettes?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

No that's French Noir Arty Farty Breakfast

Arty Breakfast is where you eat paint ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)

i see.... not far different from the glue eater breakfast then.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

Haha

but why is he flying backwards? ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

shush you!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

Is the woman spinning clockwise or anticlockwise?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

Maybe his leg had just grow

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

He wasn't ,til you mentioned it!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

hehehehehe

splendid

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

awwww

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

Top Notch and far from mediocre, Mediocre ;)

WHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHH! *clicky click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)

Heh, cheers :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

marvellous Sir.

ning

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

*joys*

that is click :D

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

yays

and hoops and things:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

ning peeps

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

omg! a miniature pope!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

Happy B3taday Mr Sword of!

EDIT: Laters peeps! I am off to buy shoes! SHOES! SHOES! SHOES!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

SHOES!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

At a... SHOE SHOP!

Beware the Shoe Shop Intensifier Ray!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

OMG SHOES

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

HA!

happy candleday :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

*GLEEEEEES*

Yay me!

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

Wahey! happy candle

also: you have one!
www.flickr.com/groups/monkeysreadinganewspaper/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

Is it bad that I didn't spot anything wrong with that picture

until I read the title?

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

Oooo

Candle day

Candles all round!

*Edit* Damn you! A year older than me.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

Happy b3taday Quiji!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Thankin' you kindly, Sir

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

more candlebased festiveness for all :D

have a goodun

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

I shall!

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

happy b3taday twins!! :)

/well not really..year apart :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Twins that are seperated by a year.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Woo! Twin B3TA days!

Have a good one,Quijibo!

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Oooo

Thank you, lovely lurker.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

Lurker my bum! :)

Being on the other side of the planet from the UK has its challenges time-wise.

I've been around (nudge nudge) :)

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

candle!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

You're actually a moth, aren't you.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Happy B3TAday!

Make sure you save room for cake.

/mmm, cake.

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Happy b3taday

I'm off to see Snow leopard cubs shortly with god save the queen, I suspect they'll be as that when we turn up

and Steve Allen from LBC in his Bentley

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

Pictures!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

Loading my camera bag as we speak :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

hope you've fed the sherpas

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

Hahahahah

They need feeding

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

splendid

why wasn't i told of this.

charging up the video cam as we speak.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

lucky gits!!

loadsa pics please..bonus points for anyone getting a picture of a cub yawning

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

pop down,

you could be here by tomorrow sometime

www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3167017672/in/set-72157612099857341/

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

aaaw ^_^

Cup Final the morra, mon the hoops! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

Coolness

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

Happy b3tatiems :)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

nicely

and merry candles day to ya.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

Hahaha

Lovely :)
and happy burning thing

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

CANDLE!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

Where's the source picture from? It's cute :)

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

the

daily telegraph's weekly animal picamatures thingamajig

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

perfect

thumbs up candlewise:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

ROFL harris...

...was the aim, but siezure harris was the result. oops and probably bindun anyways :(

(EggyBred, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

hahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

ROFLCOPTERS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Ritalin Overdose Floored Loud-shirted harris?

(

arrangedletters, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

chortles

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

Surely bindun?

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

probably by half the blokes in St. Catharine's College.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

LOLGAY!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

This compo make an unhappy riverghost.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

River......

Have i MISSED a compo???
Yesterday they were all making "rocket animals"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

The actual compo is font jokes.

The rebellion decided it was shit so they made rocket animals and Otters vs Giraffes.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

A little rebellion is fun

Otherwise we'd all just sit around whining about the challenge and that would make rob unhappy. A happy rob is a good thing.

This way we get to have fun instead!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

that is the compo yes. rocket animals.

make a rocket animal and make the post a challenge entry: shitty fonts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Yes, frankly it sucks (sorry, but it does)

But I've bravely carried on regardless, despite an overwhelming urge to fit rockets to all my pets and film the result.

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

Watch out Eagles About

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

What the shuddering fuck?!?!?!?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

The source pic

was on reddit and I was trying to do some lame font comp, eagle bold/bold eagle thing, gave up and stuck in Henry.

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

SO the Eagle is real?

*fears*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

^This

looks like you've done some awesome evil photoshopping of it with some form of lumbering bear type creature

(

arrangedletters, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

seconded

(

grey matter, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

HULK

SMASH!

(

Ratsta, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

Wow

That's ace :)

(

miamistu snagglery, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

Fucking hell!

There's a Henry!!! *runs*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

Oh shit, he's going to shit Henry right up!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Do not underestimate the powers of Henry

for it is a fool who tangles with the shopping bag of doom and the walking cane of chaos!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Right!

And you're almost forgetting the Hat of Impending Whoopass®

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Killer combo move

(Hat, Hat, Cane of Chaos, Hat, Coat of the Coldheart, Hat, Bag of Doom)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

one finger, two finger, three finger, four finger, one hand, two hand, hat, hat, hat

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

GOOD. COME ON BARRY.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Ahhhhhh..........!

Henry is not pleased with this

NING BOARD!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

NING BLOKE OF THE WOBBLY KIND

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Ning ^ mediushi v

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

Ha!

In 2009, after a disastrous genetic experiment, Mediocre, a crazy clog wearer and Redsushi, a being of supremem ketchup knowledge were fused to become MEDIUSHI!

The world feared the super being who would inevitably control the world!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

if it weren't for the crazed mathematical geniarse of large proportions who was presntly interned on a prison island.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

AUSTRALIA IS NOT AN ISLAND!

IT IS AN ABOMINATION!

NO MAN IS AN ISLAND!

APART FROM OF COURSE, THE ISLE OF MAN!

WHICH IS WHERE THE BEE GEES WERE BORN!

BEFORE THEY EMIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA!

I HAVE SQUARED THE CIRCLE!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

hello steve. You smell of fags and booze.

now get out of my office before i floor function your arse.

ed: *learns* isle of man, I thought they were mancs. not manx.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

Oh by the way,

my proof is coming along nicely :)

EDIT: You fucking tard! ;) You can tell that they are Manx because they don't have tails.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

I'll give you an addy to send it to when you've finished.

It will be which ever lecturer pissed me off the most that week.

ed what now? oh I see, you edited again. ha ha.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Can I really do this? I love the idea that my shit maths could be seen by a maths genius :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

oh hell yeah, they get right pissed too. it's great.

OH FUCK *my name* maths + i'm feeling lucky on google ISA MEEEEEEEEEE!!

edit: IN DA WRONG OFFICE LOLZ

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

LOL!

I am just e-mailing you my PDF :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

Ning Shivery Dude!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

hahah squish henry

meanwhile: does anyone one know what the stream function vorticity equations are supposed to do with gaussian initial vorticity and periodic BCs?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

yes.

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

well...is my code right then?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

yes. do not worry, I say, young padawan.

when the right time has come, everything will fall into place.

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

do you write fortune cookies too?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

yes.

I could sell you some, if you want.

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

hmm

the free stream has little effect on vortices.

Other than that have you tried hitting it with your cock

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

This could be difficult. Does hitting it with my foof have a similar effect?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

you have no access to chickens at all?

sad

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

IT WAS DESTROYED BY THE GOVERNMENT

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN FOR THE FIRST TIME. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

It;s true though!

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS FOR THE FIRST TIME!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

*stops e-stalking female party guests*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

Looks like something from Shadow of the Colossus

0_0

(

H.B.Mupps, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

Gourmet Cat wonders if goatbustard is a viable alternative to custard on his roly-poly

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Mainly at the subject line :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

I only just noticed your sig

*sniggers*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

poor little gourmet kitty

He not know ther is no alternative for custard:(

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

You are failing at science all over the place this morning!

KETCHUP!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

Ketchup on jam roly poly?!

Nowe stand in the corner and think about what you have done. I hope you realise you've hurt science's feelings?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

TOMATO IS FRUITS!

*has knowledge, but no wisdom*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

TOMATO IS CITRUS FRUIT!

*has more knowledge*:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

SO it is ok on a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake

but not Jam Roly Poly?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Now you're just making things up!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

Fuck you man!

I am like Mozart and you are like that dude who was always trying to stop Mozart!

FUCK YOU SALIERI!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

No. You are Beethoven.

The Dog!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

Ha!

You can't even spell sailor:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

That's the attitude that stops you from being a gourmet humin

Gourmet Cat thinks bigger!

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

custard blasphemer!

*sticks fingers in ears and goes lalalala*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

What about HP sauce?

It says on the bottle that is a fruit sauce?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

I YAM VICTOR!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

I thought it was a girl's bits

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

You Dutches are weird :(

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

You haven't seen his girlfriend:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

I learned it from a book

www.letsremake.info/cunt_large.jpg (kinda SFW)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

is it scratch and sniff?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

No that's definately one of the fishy ones:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

i've always thought that HP

is more of a coulis than a sauce myself

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

I always thought it was something you resigned yourself to

when you couldn't find the tomato ketchup.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

This^^^^^

I ran out of ketchup the other day and ate some. It ruined my bacon sammidge :(

But then it got worse, my mum bought non-Heinz ketchup and it was the wrong viscosity for maximum enjoyment, and also, it was really cinnamony :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Oh for god sake. I hope you beat her!

Anyway why would you have HP in the house? You're not a Northerner are you?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

Thankfully not!

I think it was bought by my mums husband, who is a foreign.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

Forrin!

He's not a mail order Northerner is he?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Yeah,

he was born outside the M25 :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

i'm an HP girl

i'm fookin 'ard....not like those soft tomato guzzling southern english wimps who wear coats in the winter.

sneers and says pah!

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

You're a girl?

*fawns*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

a woman actually

with humungous ones!

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

*spluffs hard*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

hahaha

*points*

big ears!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

I'll tell you what.

The Branston's Brown Sauce is really very nice indeed.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

i can't tell the difference between ketchups

i'd make a good mum

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

You meant shit mum!

You can tell the differences between ketchups though! You just don't realise it yet!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

Pffft hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Yummy

You will be glad you exterminATE it...oh dear!

(EggyBred, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Spangtastic!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

:-)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Did you eat that?

EDIT: It appears the one at the front is some kind of Japanese home made tampon....used.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

eugh! and yes

or vice versa.

But that fact remains that I was referring to the subscript of the photo

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

Yeah I know :D

I am internets famous :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

This is one of those.....

....."DAMN....Why didn't I think of THIS one??"
Posts.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)

does it ROLL along?

(

Frumbert has no sig, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)

This one

has been BREAD to fly upstairs...arf

(EggyBred, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)

Oh no!

They will CRUST us all!

(

RarelyEvil, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

Oh CRUMBS!

(

Bee Nice |-|, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)

we'll all BAGUETTE exterminated!

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

top punnage

A TOAST! to you ;D

(

McBadger COW, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

i'm my MOTHER'S PRIDE

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

i HOVIS pun is sufficient

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

actually that was shit

I might just FRENCH STICK to normal replies

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

DOUGHNUT give up!

damn, when's the missus going to get up and cook me breakfast?

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Perhaps you could cook it yourself

instead of LOAFing around on b3ta

also that's bloody tenuous

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Mmmmm, tasty.

Arf!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)

This makes me want toast!

(Fly Projector, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)

spang! haha

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

hahahhahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

Yays! *eats*

Grr! Fucking cheapskate pikey arsehole miserly shit eating feltch stains!
Last night I did a comic relief party at my place. Spent about 30 quid of a fucking buffet, put on comic relief, put a donation bowl out and stated it off with about thirty quid in change and then told people; come in, watch comic relief and eat and drink all you want but you have to donate money.
Out of about thirty people about ten turned up, which is fine. Total donations after my money? Almost three fucking pounds the miserly fucking cunts!

Oh did I say 'ningles? Oppsy. 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

Next time take photos and flicker the event*.

Before they leave, and tell them you've done so.

*also the donation bowl

But then I'm a right bastard. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

That's not true!

I have you down as a cunt.

EDIT: But seriously. These people have jobs and they donated, on average, just under 40p each. Then sat shovelling as much food as possible (and they got through a hell of a lot) whilst watch children starving in Africa on TV!

There is one pound coin and all the rest are under 20p! I'm fucking livid!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

I try riv', I really do. It just is a shit planet
filled with much much worse than I.

Top points for trying for a good cause.

on-edit: Indeed. You have every right and are correct. Selfish assholes!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

I think I'll get an OBE for the collosal sum I raised:P

*effects Lizzie's voice*

Arise Sir riverghost. You have been recognised for you charitable work. Most notible is the sum of almost three pounds raised for Comic Relief

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Fucking cunts!

Horne and Corden that is, I couldn't give a shit about your donations ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

Pfft!

Seriously though, what a bunch of cunts! How many kinds of quiche did you put out?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

One

Loraine, homefuckingmade too! I don't just make my quiches for anyone. Eight different types of crisp as well.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

You see,

that is where you went wrong!

I have a secret proof, that runs to 37 pages, that there is a direct correlation between the number of quiches laid on at charity buffets and the amount of money donated!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

I think you need to eppend your research

My quiches deserve their own volume. I'll have you know my quiches are award winning! Well OK it was my mum who won the award at the WI but it was my quiche the cheating biarch.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

YOU CAN NOT ARGUE WITH FACTS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

I MAEK SCIENCE QUINCES!

you can not argue with science!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

Eating Quinces is bad for you!

cf. Genesis 3:22-24

And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

CatholiceducationLOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

I may have quiches:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

and you honestly expected better?

the moral of the story is....

"lol"

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

Have a sympathy *Click* from me for your efforts dude.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

Call them

and tell them you think they forgot to donate

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

I watched everyone donate. I just thought that they were putting like 2-3 quid in each.

There were six coins over ten pence, five of them were 20ps!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Go to their houses, grab them by the ankles and shake them while holding them upside down

alsways works in the cartoons

...profit!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

hahaha

room. They're guests:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

That explains a lot, possibly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

*clicks*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

oh dear oh dear oh dear

i giggled

ning all

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spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

SPANGGGGGGGGG!!!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

Hahaaha

Well that woke up my laughter muscles!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

You demented genius!

This gets a click from me!

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Joliet, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

Have Some (Seamy) Beans On Toast From Me.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

needs moar cyberman butter

woo though

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

Dreaming of Honey! :P

(Fly Projector, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 7:32, archived)

Arf!

Ning All!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:00, archived)

Ning!

(Fly Projector, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)

bless! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)

what madness is this?!

too many mouths to feed.

Did you create the who le thing or just animate it?

I like it. it disturbs me :D

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arrangedletters, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 7:13, archived)

Have you been to bed?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)

It's all they do! :|

(Fly Projector, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)

This is true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)

Waaaaaaah!

Ning Johnny! How goes it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

morning Bob

all's well here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)

Waaaaaah!

It's the Juvenile Lorena-Bobinattor!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:01, archived)

arrakis . . .

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OneOfSome, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

compo it

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d d, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

yes because

it's just as totally random as the rest of the compo entries ...

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Frumbert has no sig, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)

SPICE MUST FLOW, BITCHES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)

YOU'RE NOT PAYING YOUR FACE-DANCERS IN SPICE ARE YOU?

SPICE IS HARD TO MINE YOU KNOW!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)

I want to trade in these face dancers

for some chair dawgz

fo' real

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)

Of course, Sir.

You can easily upgrade from homicidal sex slaves to a
fluffy chair for only 10megatons of Slig meat. Or simply
accept Bene Gesserit concubines for the next 6 generations.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)

Now we're talking!

I'll have some Ixian eyes and seven gholas of Salma Hayek. I'm paying with soo stones.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

Pfft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 6:19, archived)

Happy Friday13th!

(Fly Projector, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)

Been a very rough night 'Ning

Click for bigger (66 kb)

I should stop drawing monsters!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)

rarrr

monstars!

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OneOfSome, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)

He has teeth growing from his cheeks.

teeks.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:30, archived)

Clearly

those are marshmallows

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

If you want to stop drawing monsters put more items in your deck.

Nice teef.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)

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tweaknik, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)

Kick'em when there down and seemingly not there.

Nice to see you and your work.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)

of course!

his little breadbag twistie legs keep getting bent when he winds up for the kick

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

Kick it hard!

(Fly Projector, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

You can't really blame him.

They offended him.

PS- ARSE!

PPPPSSSS- It's good to see the Tweaknik name again. Yay.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)

I leave you with a cue balled . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)

Better than most Mp3-player skins I've seen.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

its listening to douch douch music, init

wamp wamp wamp wamp douch douch
wamp wamp

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OneOfSome, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

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