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*ning :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Noooooes! ASBO bees!

bound to be forrinz ones!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

front page of the Mail!

forren beez iz takin all the hunni!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Daily Mail, give bees a chance!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

to bees or not to bees!

that is the pumpkin

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

Unemployed bees swarm outside unemployemt office, validated by Honey Union:

Dole Bee Surround Sound!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

There is a buzz on the streets!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

*shakes head*

*but is also impressed*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Huge rise in demand in dual bee occupancy abodes in Epping Forest.

I Want Two Bee Leaf.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

Mos Beesly?

No, not Max Beesley!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

HAHA!

Max Beesley Cantina!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

hahahahhaha, awesome :D

I remember seeing some documentary on how certian animals manage to eithe rget drunk or use narcotics (there was a particular monkey that had discovered if you irritate a certain species of millipede, it secretes a toxin that essentially gets you stoned...)

Anyway, bees may land on fermenting fruit, upon drinking the juices, they tend to get a little drunk.

some bees have the task of monitoring every bee that enters the hive, and by watching incoming flight paths, they reject any bee that is under the influence. Repeat offenders taht try to get in end up with legs bitten off.

No joke, honestly....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

Aw, wish I'd seen that programme

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Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

i just went looking for it, but cant find it.

someoen else did see it though:

laelaps.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/no-seriously-man-im-ok-to-fly/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

win

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

newsy newsy

Came to me afterwards. Dick and Quirty

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Josef Fritzl

This is your Life in Prison

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

'ningles teh bobs

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

nings teh ghost

It was positively spring-like yesterday - I was out working in the garden in just a t-shirt

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

didn't your bits get cold?!

Yeah I'm going to make a start on the garden today. Well start sowing seeds anyay.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

I'm currently pulling down a wood and glass lean-to structure

that's going to vastly increase our patio space

fun

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

Nice.

I need to put some tatties out for a good chitting:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

I've forgotten what the outside world is like...

I spent a good deal of sunday setting up someone elses broadband. It should have taken ten minutes, but it turns out BT was doing work in the area, hence nothing worked. That was a nice waste of a day.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

hehehe

Router lights are your friend. If they were all go expect the connection then you call the line provider and check. If that's fine then it's the line from the router to the wall plug.
I hope she was cute:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

annoying thing was, that it was registering a broadband signal coming through

and no she wasn't.

no more favours.

ever.

people simply don't appreciate it.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

THIS. HARD!

*clicks I Like This furiously*

Spent a good 8 or 10 hours over two days off that I had to fix the in-laws broadband which they kept moaning was breaking every five minutes. I sort the lot and upgrade everything so their computer runs at light speed and all they can manage is a shrug of the shoulders!?

CUUUUUNT!

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Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

yup... that is exactly it.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

*hugsbyproxy*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

thanks ghostie :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

it's always the same when Mrs Freebs does a set up for family

what should take 10 mins always takes half a day...

bloody technology

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

Helps if you work in a logical flow.

Can the 'puter see the router? Yes
Can you plug the router plug into your phone and get a dial tone? Yes
It's the router. Routers self configue apart from username, password and DNS.
If all three of those work then check with the line

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

ning!

I spent the entire boxing day last year setting up my nephew's xbox live..

This weekend was spent putting up coving while everyone else was outside enjoying the weather...

bah!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

I had fun with a hammer and a screwdriver

and a trip to the tip

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

As I've previously mentioned,

You're so Rock n' Roll!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

why can't it just work? why does it have to screw up?

AARRRGGGHH!!!

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

\o/

BT keep calling me and trying to give me stuff. Cunts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

If you don't need the stolen Nazi gold, then I'm

happy to take it off your hands.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

nothing so useful I'm afraid

... they're trying to get me to sign up for a further 18 months with the untempting offer of the music, TV and kiddies subscription packages for my BT Vision box...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

Well, that's clearly not going to work, is it?

Fools, I tell you, they are FOOLS!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

What do you call potatoes that have been left in the cellar for years?

Pommes Fritzl.

ning

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

gaaaah!

Or Pomme (un)der Stair?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

haha, that's even worse.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

*tuts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

*in vino veritases*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Nice sig work, mister.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

arf - I was baiting Prof underduvet- but he didn't rise

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Moderate or good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Dogging, Fisher, German Bight...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

Viking FM

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Southern Sound FTW*!

*or not as the case may be.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

I don't like Local radio

I was just trying to jest with the Shipping Cast

Radio2 FTW

(or Black Stone Cherry on itunes)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Radio 4 FTMFW

except for most of what they put out during the day time.... and The Archers is a bit of a Joke (what a strange combination of accents, is this farming community set in some middle English Babylon?)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Quite so.

You and Yours!!!!

*shudders*

I love the current Archers storyline about Tom getting totally rolled, though.
Schadenfruede, perhaps, but I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Have you heard any

of David Mitchell's R4 show? I need to get it off the iPlayer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

The Unbelievable truth, d'ya mean?

That can be *quite* good.

He was brilliant on Just A Minute last week. Best thing for ages.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

I adore the man.

A. DORE. Oh yes. His mind makes me so happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

That, and the dryness of his delivery,

couldn't agree more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

His football sketch

for comic relief was absolutely masterful. If you can find it on Youtube I'd recommend it highly.
edit: here www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c&feature=PlayList&p=14A9818CACCE9C31&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=55

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

if you can try and get The Death of Grass

it's a dramatisation of a novel he was reading on Radio 4 last week. Not funny, but still beautifully done (from what I heard of it)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

*ahem*

radioarchive.cc/

Edit: Actually, if you need it, let me know - I already have it, just might ne slightly quicker for you to get it off the torrents.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'll have a gander.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

*leaps upon*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

*cuddles into submission*

Hello, my lovely Captain!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

where are MY cuddles damn you?

WHERE?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

UPS Same Day,

They should already be in reception, waiting to be signed for.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

Eeeee

nice Wochenende?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

I recklessly handed over the last decent stick of furniture in the flat to the

ex.

It's a bit zen-like now*

*no bloody chairs.

Apart from that, not so dusty, ta. And how are you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Do you need a hand finding new ones?

I'm alright, curry night last night has rendered me somewhat billious, however.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

I'm trawling the intehweb for some new kit.

Next Interiors have got some nice stuff, or I might try BO Concept (sort of Ikea, but nicer, and they come round and build it for you, too).

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Oooooh, well let me know

I'm a flatpack wizard (lots of moving around) :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

*sings*

"She's a Flatpack Wizard, there has to be a twist, a Flatpack Wizard got such a supple wrist......"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

ha ha ha :D

Docking, Fisting, Dutch Elm Disease,

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

North Urethra, South Urethra, Frotting...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

*sedates*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

AAaaahhhhhh

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

well - I amuse myself at least

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

Should have waited til the morning:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

cheap suit

more nings people... how are we all?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Feeling strangely purged of desks.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

*checks*

All limbs still present and correct, ta!

You?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

I'm a little "Moday Dazed" but aside from that

all systems are operating within acceptable parameters... also - I've found an eBay person selling what they say is Harris Tweed and what appears to be an affordable price... I feel a waistcoat coming on!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

I'm assuming the words in the last part of that were in the wrong order, yes?

I do like the idea of a Harris Tweed waistcoat, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

a harris tweed waistcoast that you make yourself!

YOU get to play God, go wild, like nature intended...

... never really been near a sewing machine, but I'm sure it's not beyond me.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Threading them's still beyond me

and I've been using them for *thinks* since 1997. Oh fucking hell, that's 12 years.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

my mum is all of the aecs at that sort of thing

... she has Jean Muir stuff which she used to make herself still :D

/little bit gaymosexual

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

Awesome :D

so you're well trained then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

not even a little bit

but I could be probably

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

Oooooooooooh

I need a short 40s style jacket and a pencil skirt, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

*rubs knees*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

I've wanted a 40s tweed suit for ages

but I can never find nice enough tweed that isn't £40 a metre, almost.

I shall be satisfied if I can just make a riding jacket, as this year's resolution is to start riding again, as a friend's about to start a riding school and I wouldn't mind scuffling about outside teaching kids about horses.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Riding school??

Just a pic of you in Jodphurs would be enough for me!!
;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Oh don't, I don't suit joddhies.

Totally the wrong shape for them. They seem to make any girl with a sizeable arse look like a hovercraft.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Exactly!!!!

Fat arses FTW!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

*giggles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Never mind when we're actually sitting in the saddle.

*shudders*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

*deliberately mistakes that for a euphemism*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

found a cracking place for Mrs. UC called

what kate did (or something) which sells traditional 30,40 & 50 style undercrackers and lingerie for the discerning lady...

also - I'll see how many lengths of material they can sell me... also good morning sweet petal

*humbly kisses your hand*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

What Katie Did, I know it well :D

I do have a couple of their bits and pieces, don't you worry. Them, Kiss Me Deadly and some original vintage pieces (like nylons, there's some in my drawer I won't let myself wear that are a good 60/70 years old)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Achey.

Very, very achey. But joyful, nonetheless.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

*magic rub*

poor pet lamb...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

*is magically better*

You've been practising :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

DRRRRRRRRRRFFLLFLFLFMFLFMFMFMFMFLFLFFM.

You?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

I'm pleased we've had this exchange.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

I feel I know you so much better

we'll wed on St. Swithin's

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

ha!

somebody needs to merge the source pic with b3ta's smug man eating a croissant. it maketh sense.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

is he still blaming his daughter's drug use?

filthy repost

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

hehehe

I really should Frank Gallagher it at some point.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

I'm still upset about the time the local Austrian place had a naming competition

They said they wanted a name that reminded people of families.

They asked me to leave when I suggested Fritzl's Schnitzel Dungeon. Luckily I had finished my meal at this point.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

that is a glorious name :)

Fritzl's Schnitzels - "Well packed with the pale flesh you crave"

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

They decided to call themselves "Essen".

Fucking germanic cunts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

It's ok for me to say that because I'm a quarter german.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

The Fritzl Maze...

re-lurks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

Ha ha brilliant

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Ha ha

You're in the zone today.

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miamistu snagglery, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

hahahaahahahha!!!

fuckin hell!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

austrian

not bavarian.

:)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

haha! Brill.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

that folder looks like it's a great read

i wonder if I could get a lend of it when he's in jail

also: ningles all :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

I believe he's printed out the second in the Terry Pratchett Store Gnome trilogy.

diggers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Happy Breakfast Time, b3ta!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)

Mmmm herby!

woo

EDIT: For the benefit of those not here yesterday. Tom O'Bedlam's little b3ta snaffoo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)

yey for "tom's-teapot-troubles" and his "gimp-masked missus"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

No point in having a missus if she's not gimp masked!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

hahahaha, he's a loon

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

B3ta seemed to get desk mania after that.

Must have had about fifty desk photos.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

yup, I saw it, and contributed too :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

the battenburg started that didnt it?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

I'll say yes

As it gets me off the hook:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

EVERYONE GO BACK THROUGH THE LAST FEW PAGES OF THREADS

WATCH PASANONIC CALL ALL TROLLS PATHETIC AND THEN IN THE NEXT THREAD REVEL IN TROLLING A 15 YEAR OLD BECAUSE EATING AT YOUR DESK IS LOWER-CLASS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

eating at your desk is one of the ten most liberating experiences you can partake in.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

omg he didn't....

....did he?

Complete tool experience.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

hehehe

Yeah. Of course I dropped like that mature adult I am:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

Oh dear lord.

The things I miss when I'm off having one of those life things. Learnt my lesson.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

same here

damn you real life!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

:D it gets in the way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

I don't know. Young Wows today

Come on teh messagebaord flaunting their la di da lives!:O

'ningles

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)

To be fair, I'm now paying for curry night.

Chili night on Friday was AMAZING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

Yeah but toilet Saturday wasn't:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

Morning Captain

Last week was Tin Foil Hat Sunday, this week was Desk Sunday, with Nekkid Surprise

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

I see.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

I was impressed by the spacker that thought they'd join in

with a 2 meg inage:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

Yeah, that was quite impressive

Also the thread deleting and the three new threads started by the guy whose computer was on fucking fire. It went all downhill after that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

what did he do?

edit: Ah well it seems there is nothing to see.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Yes

poor chap:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

Saw that yesterday, clicked it yesterday.

Needs FPing...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

Yesterday was speshul

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

haha

Yeah yesterday was not a day for any proper b3ta work. It was a bit like the last day of term when you got to bring games in.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

Sundays on b3ta seem to have a different vibe to them

One moment, there's about one new post per hour, then someone does something and everyone jump in

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Maybe it would be good to make Sunday madhouse day.

Don't post anything nice unless you want it to drop off the board. Get it out of people's systems before the new week starts.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

mmmmmmm... pre-chewed!

ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

I would pay money for this

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)

Next weeks compo - How foods are made!

No.1 The k3b/-\b

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)

Hahahaha

Ace

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)

this is fantastic :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)

hahahahahah! brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)

I thought that was an elephant's trunk for SO LONG

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)

Ace

*votes*

Nings!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

I have now suggested this in the correct place

How foods are made!

4

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

FUCK YEAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Mmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

hmm, splats

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

For the attention of Comrade Muu

Managed to translate the cover (took ages with an online Cyrillic keyboard)
Frustrated with the handwriting, not least since Wiki says one letter can be written as g.

But here's what I got thus far.

PROLETARIANS OF ALL COUNTRIES INCORPORATE!
COMMUNIST PARTY OF THE SOVIET UNION
REGISTRATION FORM FOR MEMBERSHIP OF THE CPSU

He's from Belarus. 5 scans of stuff (between 148 and 366K)
1 2 3 4 5

Posted rather than gazzed, to save all the copy & pasting. Translating it all
would be cruel and unusual, but it'd be nice to get a bit of an idea what he's about :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:49, archived)

Have I woke up on Tuesday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:50, archived)

What?

What's the problem here?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)

I was just asking?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)

how dare you

nawty bwoy

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

I posted a picture...

It might not be genius but it's not even 8am on a Monday.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)

Run!

He's going to explode in 7 seconds time!!!

'ningles all. I have no rant for you this sunny morning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)

nings ghosty!

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McBadger COW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)

'ningles.

I'm debating red bull.

EDIT: Don't mention the desks. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)

His name is Vladimir Sergeyevich... Gvozdev?

I hate handwritten Cyrillic with a passion.

Not much to glean from this other than it being a registration form to join the Communist Party. He served in the army and speaks Russian and Ukrainian in addition to Belorussian, his native language.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

So does the internets :(

Thanks for looking

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

http://www.masterrussian.com/blalphabet.shtml

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

Oooh!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)

Well I'm going to bed. Good luck on the rest, I'll have another look later if you like.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)

No probs

Thanks for giving it a go :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)

Tvozdyev I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)

You'd think so but the cursive T looks more like an M

while the cursive G (Г) looks like a T

/i'd prefer if you were right, so my head would stop threatening to explode

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)

I know enough Russian to know that

But is it possible that the very lazy clerk filling in the paperwork had an off-moment and wrote the lazy version? I know I used to do it a lot ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)

Haha, it's a fair cop. I've never heard the names "Tvozdyev" or "Gvozdyev" so your guess is as good as mine.

dang russkies

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)

Me neither

But then they think 'Sasha' is short for Alexander

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

True

The Scots 'shorten' Nigel to the name Sandy quite a lot too!

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

I hope that he's a spy and that you posting this has created some sort of international security issue

That would spice things up nicely

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)

He's probably a janitor for the Stasi.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:01, archived)

Always make friends with the cleaners, no matter what you do for a living

- They're in every room of the building at some point

- lots of people will talk as though they're not there

- they're always waiting to impress someone with their knowledge of the internal workings of a company.

- also there are some very nice people who happen to be cleaners

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:04, archived)

Maybe

But I've seen Scrubs, I know how they roll.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)

yet another good reason to make friends with them

it's good to have that guy batting in your corner.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)

Just make friends with everyone...

You never know who'll you meet on the way down... yadda yadda etc. (Except delivery drivers can be the most difficult to make friends with... always in a rush and all that)

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)

You are correct.

At least from my experience.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)

I'm preparing for a barrage of governments denying to know him now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

As the years roll by...

The writing gets sloppier. At the start, the letters are wonderful to look at, then by 1988 it looks a bitty scrawly. *shame*

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)

What?

Good morning you shower of rotters!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)

Nice!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)

mediocre!

It's been so long! Wasn't it the Tarquin's ball at their Summer residence?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)

Yeah, I really liked your dress

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

>: D

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McBadger COW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)

Awesome :D

nings medi

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)

hahahahahahah *waits for "Ceiling Communist is Watching You"*

'ningles ya all! Is it going to be a desk-free day today?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)

Thanks, may be useful as source images for later larfs.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)

Yah...

Saved the blighter: but by the time work is over will I have the will to use it (or will it already have been over used on the board?). Meh off to work I go.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:15, archived)

End of the eve for me here in western Kunukistan.

I'll spaz in 16hours and see what, if anything, was done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)

*doesn't attempt to understand*

*goes back to Chinatown Wars*
*pauses*
*goes back to Resistance Retribution*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

Say what you see!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)

That tastes great on toast :)

Or a crumpet.

yey and 'nings :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:30, archived)

Nings!

Maybe you could have it with this to wash it down?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)

Brass wheel?

...

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:05, archived)

GAME SHOW!

what do i win?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:48, archived)

A years supply!

*wags eyebrows and cigar*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)

Handle Edam!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:37, archived)

Brass Pie-Chart

?

10

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:49, archived)

and

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)

Chessy door handle?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)

Game show!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)

is it an anti cystitis health education film

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

Night all!

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

Wheee!

Very nice :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)

Consider yourself GAZZED mofo

what's the job? I hope it pays.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)

He needs to work out how to say "In capitalist USA, something does YOU"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)

in zombie russia, brain eat you!

/ac

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)

I got a little red book at the car boot sale yesterday.

I've established so far that it's a CPSU Registration book, and the guy's from Belarus
but beyond that it's a mystery. I've scanned some pages which I'll post in a bit -
first I have to get off to work. :(

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)

Gaz me whenever

I just hope it's not in Belorussian in which case the best I can do is type it out in cyrillic and feed it into google translate

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)

I want to say, "JUSHT BE CAREFUL WHATSH YOU SHOOT AT. SHOME SHINGS DON'T REACT TOO WELL TO BULLETSH!"

/Sean Connery

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)

Keep the nuclear poisons away from ex-KGB agents!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)

CYA

Fluffyfly!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)

Aww... what a cute little fellow

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

awwwww

lovely!

I just spent half an hour looking back on today's archive, fuck that was grim
bring the fluff

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)

50% OF MARRIAGES END IN DEATH

THE OTHER HALF IN DIVORCE

YOU'RE FUCKED

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

HAHAHA

These are good reasons not to get married. Listen to these words of wisdom.

Let it be

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)

Also: Non-smokers die at a pretty much equal rate as smokers

I don't think this warrants an explanation. I just wish we could call them "fags" in America too.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)

Perhaps it's a good thing that I can't see images hosted on b3ta

I may never know.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

Have they made your position redundant yet?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)

That depends on your definition

I'm still getting paid

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)

Well I guess that's the main thing.

I thought you said that they were recruiting for your role

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)

They already did

they just don't have the balls to get rid of me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)

You're right.

We need to restore law, order and fluffiness back to the 0-6am shift. Actually this should be renamed to the "Down Under" shift.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)

Add a "and over the top" for Fly, pb and I, and I'd say yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)

Ok... how about the "colonial shift"

For former British colonies...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)

Might work, yes.

Doc and the other Yusains might deny it, but it applies there too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)

I THINK "FUN TIME" IS THE BEST DESCRIPTION

YOU KNOW, IN CONTRAST TO OTHER TIMES ON THIS BOARD WHICH CAN BE LESS FUN
BUT NOT SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME BECAUSE IT CAN GET QUITE VIOLENT AND ANGRY TOO
BUT STILL FUN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)

INDEED! FUN TIME IS FUNTIME!

Also
as the wise man sung /Anger is an energy/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)

ahhhahhhah

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNjmIWbns4
funny, I had "The Public Image" in my head at lunchtime.

also to the people who've been propagating Jozin z Bazin lately
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCu2XMTU76s

DAMN YOUR EYES
CATCHY TUNE IS CATCHY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)

That's fucking wonderful! Don't put it in a zoo, I'll keep him! ALSO

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:55, archived)

Yeah Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:59, archived)

Munama-rat-ah-tattat

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)

PS: Can anybody here read Russian?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)

No, I usually have to read slowly.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)

GOD FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DAMMITTTT

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d d, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)

HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)

ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

Oh I just re-read this and got it.

*spangs hard

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)

Argh! I just found a nice little tune.

It's lovely.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=baEiu2NCDek

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)

How about this?

Not quite the noise-fest threatened by the title, but I like it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)

Way too happy.

Needs more facial stabbing.

Wait, this might be even worse-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj8GJ6rM1mA

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

*stabs at my ears with a fork*

Rather be rickrolled, I would.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)

Haha. I should have warned.

Toot toot.

It's off to bed I go....................death. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)

Don't go to bed. Drink more coffee and stay awake

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)

Is that from the clasic album..

"Music to Fwap by"

7

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)

I like this a lot

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:15, archived)

No I won't. Sorry woman, but your ass smells.

Nyet!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)

yeah I can read cyrillic

but I'm a rusty old cunt.
Agent Muu can too and he's far less rusty.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

meatlover

(dincauze, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)

Hahahaha

Ace!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)

OH YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)

hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)

Utter shit in comparison to all of you guys' great ones, but I was in a hurry (as usual).

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)

You're too humble. Talk it up!

Of all my few Chump anims this was the quickest and crappest

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

That's ace too. I seem to do better by keeping it small and simple.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)

That's a menacing little critter

Cheers!
Here's another one very QnD:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)

Cuckolded! Or would that be Chumpolded?

I think this was my first go at chump. I still like it, and the effect it has on folks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:13, archived)

top drawer

(dincauze, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

hahaha - THAT HAS REDEFINED THE DEFINITION OF WOO.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

And I did it four years ago!

Yay me!

also: your anim is woo too!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)

Cheers!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)

hurrah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)

Hello

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)

NICE DESK MOFAHA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)

CUBISM?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

WHERE?

*looks furiously around in concern*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

I like these spread layer ones. Forces the eye to look more.

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

SPREAD!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)

ON TOATS!

NOW WITH BONUS SPATULA!
edit:

Using your idiom again, as I seem to be low on hummus recently.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

HELLO

mofaha I asked you for some peggle cheats yesterday and you went all quiet.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)

I AM LOOKING TO CHEAT AT PEGGLE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)

I AM JUST LOOKING FOR A PEGGING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)

It's possible to cheat at that

but not advised.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)

MOFAHA I WON'T LET THIS MATTER DROP UNTIL YOU FURNISH ME WITH SOME PEGGLE CHEATS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)

Breaking in my new sketchbook

Monster!

CFB (300kb)

'Ning!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)

HORNY!

Nings :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)

Yeah . . . 'Ning !

The dripping details show up fine in the bigger big one . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)

Nicely.

That'll keep their dreams full of fear.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

Hey cool. I'm not sure I like all the coloured dots all over everything - but I guess that's just me being picky.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

I'm not sure I like your face but I guess I'm being picky,

Oh no, it's cuz you're hella ugly!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)

Fuck me, do you ever sleep?

You seem to reply to everything I post here.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

Just because you won't accept my crazy obsessive stalker love, you don't have to mock me!

I dunno, do you ever post anything during the day because I'm rarely here then. My evenings at the moment just seem to consist of me convincing myself I'm going to finish my screenplay then predictably still being on b3ta 3 hours later.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)

I don't normally post during the day; I'm at work then.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)

Well I don't reply to all of your posts. Stop making out I'm a stalker!

I'm not a stalker, I'm sure if I looked there's loads of posts I haven't responded to.

I'M NOT A STALKER!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)

Yay for lack of dayshift :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)

It's mostly just riverghost complaining about everything anyway.

Though I have to save up my images for the dayshift if I want to have any hope of getting an FP (which I never do).

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)

I think this image conveys my feelings precisely.

www.der-deutsche-spock.de/pics/tos_crew_700.jpg

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)

The pain, the pain!

Ahahahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)

yes, trekkies are fucking weirdos in any language.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)

Well today it was desks, but that was my fault

that and I was bored

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)

Yeah thanks for that one.

I did a picture of what I thought was a hauntingly beautiful MSPaint woman, and no-one even mentioned it because of the desks.

EXCLAMATION MARK!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)

haha

It's a sunday you should be outside, not looking at pictures of desks. LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)

SHUT UP CAPTAIN BUTTERBUM!

Don't make me totally not school you on Call of Duty, due to not owning it.

ARGH, I need some kind of drug to inject directly into my eyes to make me FUCKING WORK!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)

Uh huh uh huh.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)

sweeeeeeet

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Shada, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)

Why do I imagine this to actually be a very small thing which would irritatingly bite onto your finger and require you to hammer it on the desk.

Then ultimately bite it off with some Hoisin sauce.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

Because there's nothing else in the picture to convey a sense of scale.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)

There's plenty of scale....s

*hangs self*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)

beautiful

Bobbly.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)

Not my best but i've been very buisy! :|

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)

Ready . . . Aim . . . STRUT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)

Don't you just love police states?

I REPEAT, DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR POLICE STATE!?!?!?
SAY IT, PROLE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)

Ooooooooh . . . them po lice . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

STEP AWAY FROM THE RIDICULOUS HAT

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Shada, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)

WUT? I'm not doing anything too odd...

...at the moment. [/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)

FASHIN POLEECE

FUR IS MURDIR

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)

CHER IS MURDER

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)

100% fact!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)

GET YOUR HAND OFF YER HIP, LADY!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)

was going to post desktop,

but figured all and sundry would shit on me.
So.. off to drink beer, take painkillers for sore toof and pick my nose.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

Bah, ignore those grumpy half wits.

Is your rat? He/she looks quite friendly and fluffy.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)

hey.

I'm a grumpy double-wit for fuck's sake.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)

Hoisted by your own petard, LOL.

You mentioned the technique just the other evening.
Sleep you silly man, it'll do you good.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)

hehe.

I don't do smilies nearly enough. I can assure you that I was firmly tongue in cheek there.

I'm up because I moderate on a private bit torrent tracker and we just instigated an auto warning system for people not seeding back what they take. It's gone mad and as we have a lot of ham shanks I'm dealing with that now.
Plus my seedbox server has been down for 30 hours and I'm trying to get some bastard to answer my tickets.
I may be up a while.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

Any decent tracker?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)

ttssattsr do you not use msn anymore because you're too cool for msn

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Shada, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)

shada I deleted it because everything sucks.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)

oh man

there's like no way to talk to you now :(

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Shada, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)

VIDEO CONFERENCING!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)

iSketch!

The best way to organise a high profile business meeting.

"As you can see by the three hairs on the balls, it's been a good year for Company Incorporated."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)

www.torrentseed.org

you will have to make your own mind up. But we do operate a strict 1:1 or 36 hour ( total, not continuous ) seeding policy.

edit:// and we have at least 15 100mbit servers

Also I'm on the radio now
torrentseed.org:8500/listen.pls

www.torrentseed.org/forum/RadioLinks/WindowsMediaPlayer.asx

edit2:// scratch that, we operate a 0.75:1 seeding policy now, that's even better

( for every GB you download it only credits 750mb and that 750 is all you are expected to give back )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)

Not much to go on from a login page. I'll stick with What.CD

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)

oh yeah the front page is pants

but it's a private tracker. Just join and message me ( zoot cadillac ) and I'll keep an eye on you.
You won't get films much faster and we are the scenes premier KVCD group ( or half of it, lolitics )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)

I haven't got the ability to seed 24/7, so anymore than a single tracker would be overkill.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)

yeah I can help with that

we offer a points system that you can turn in for credit and if I get the bastards to fix my seedbox I can let you use that (100mbit)

as for seeding from home you have 12 hours to start a torrent seeding from the time you stop it. So even if you seed it an hour a day you will be fine.
As I said. I'll keep an eye on you. Up to you mate but as long as I know you are there I'll see to it that you are ok ( as long as you don't want to grab and run, you have to make some effort ;))

plus listen to my tunes. It is chillfunk to educate the yanks ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)

Much appreciated. Let me know next time you're broadcasting as I'm off now, stupidly I have work tomorrow.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)

I made you a smile one eve, in reply, but it was after my bath so you may have nodded off.

Fucking leaches! Give em hell, Pas'! Press the B& button like a crazy monkey.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)

haha. that's superb

best thing all day

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)

Must have been a totally shit day and night then.

Glad you got a good laugh in somehow.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)

Nah

you're a grumpy no wit.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

UH OH! HAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)

BY THAT I MEAN:

I HATE YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)

was our rat.

Minty died a couple of years ago. Avvy in rememberence. She was well loved.
Niffy the latest is a bitey little bugger who needs to be hung by his tail on a ceiling fan.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)

Awww. Such a short life they have.

I like them, much like dogs, they are ace
when kept well and healthy. I don't mind
being nipped by them, it's what they do.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)

Redrum she wrote backwards.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

Silly me . . . I was like all reading through all of that . . .

then hit hit me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)

Well, it is a tad unfocused (and probably not in the least bit amusing)

and possibly a good time to go to bed, as it looks like there is no-one else here.

night.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiight !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)

It was a cracker, back in the day.

So they say, she never did any nudes, alas.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)

All of her friends and family turned out to be murderers or victims

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

So did she, often.

Over a hundred film roles and at least that in TV.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

I don't no if it's still true . . . but at one time . . .

she had the most filmed mug . . . like evaaaar . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)

Would not be shocked if that was not true until

the heavy promotion of the modern talentless tarts of the last decade or so.
I've liked her for years, myself. I think she still looks good for an old bat.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)

Agreed . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)

Exactly so.

Million bucks worth of surgery goes
into the tarts to get half that hot now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

Yes it was Murder by death.

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)

Lattice Boom

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

My eyes!

The goggles, they do nothing!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

lol,

where is that from?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)

Teh Simpsons

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)

Oh yes,

Radioactive man.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)

OK . . . now it does make sense . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

Find some musix that goes with it and put a mirror between your eyes . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)

These are the wheels ot life

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

They need some looooooooooooobe . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)

Late night doodlings

Click for bigger (81 kb)

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

Wic~ked!

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

For your good works, have a Chump:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

Zzzzzwaar!

If anyone has seen the new (and I mean new season 8 currently been aired in the USA) episodes of Scrubs you'll know what that means...

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

Chump Chump Chump Chump

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON

MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)

I wish that icon was available as a donation icon thingy, i'd instantly change to it

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)

What were the last icons?

I haven't donated for a few months. Was it the bee and the ghost n' that?

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

I have a question

does the site on maskworld.com with the mask that became chump manbear still exist?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)

No idea.

I'm not sure of his pre-b3ta origins.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

I'm trying to search for his origins from google and b3ta, but I can't find it.

I thought he came from another site

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

he came from maskworld.com

i just want to see if it's still for sale. i want to actually buy it.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

Through the magic of the internet.

www.b3ta.com/board/710318#post710421

The original thread.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)

I love how everyone in that thread has a furtive icon

found the original site finally:
www.maskworld.com/english/products/make-up/fake-teeth--620/monster-halloween-horror-dentures-vampire-teeth-fangs--6202/meat-lover-fake-teeth--3018

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)

Awwww. Some names on there from the past.

I expect they've all grown up now.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)

THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIEND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)

threads like those make me wish i had just signed up rather than lurk the front page for a year

i coulda been a REAL oldie

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

^THIS

Me too, I was lurking back then in 2003. Argh!
I think I've said this before but the quality and originality of the pics now, are not as good as then.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

yes but it is only for the teeth

the fake nose and bear costume you will have to make yourself.
also I think the teeth were discontinued
damn

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)

everything else is doable

i want that bear costume so bad, sigh... lost to the internets

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)

Yeah I think so, and the 'nuke'.

I presume you've entered that icon in the icon mini challenge?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

yeah, ages ago.

I did loads of them one week. They're quite good fun to do. I might try some more soon.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

That's cool.

I'm not sure I'd never want to change my icon though. My username would just look wrong without the floppy next to it.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

hahahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)

That is class, sir

woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

arf reproast

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FIEND, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

That's really good.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

This is well done!

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)

Up in smoke !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

Lovely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

Looks a bit like Chow-Yun Fat.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

It's actually me!

And I am not Chinese!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

It is the cool.

Ta ta.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

All I see

Is an homage to Butters' stint as "Balls-on-chin-boy".

(Helixdaunting, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

Shoot Chyeah !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)

any orders?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

I will buy 10!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

hahaha

win

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FIEND, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

...is that the live and kicking number?

nice touch
nighty

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hactually

It was going live.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

And bonus points

For remembering the phone number.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

This is too late for the "Petty Terrorism" compo

But I like it!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

bang bang

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FIEND, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

That's quite, erm...

is that a cigar?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

Nancy Sinatra would love you for this.

Nicely!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

Could do with more zombie skull fragments scattered about.

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zoldergoose, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

*Cubist, I like*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

woof woof

yip yip
snarf snarf

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

crapy camera, no flash.

i'm out of tea, but i have a biscuit on my desk.

(dincauze, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

No, no, epiphany has declared this over

~~No more of this sort of thing. Boo.~~

Nice edit.

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

fucking hell

it's turned into lurker fucking threadwaste day

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

better start reposting pictures of your dick then

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

^this

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

NETIQUETTE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

hahahahaha

:-)

EDIT: No-one make me laugh now, my lungs are broken

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

Good God you're tedious

(Rathen., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)

What a first post.

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

how the fuck did you get out of ignore?

you odorous little man.
get back in there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)

OH NOES

Spare me please!!!11!

(Rathen., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

MAYBE YOU SHOULD START YOUR OWN MESSAGE BOARD WHERE YOU MAKE THE RULES

or you could just fuck off to deviantart or warcraft or whatever

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

Arf, 'odorous'

Rathen, what is your odour?

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)

Man

(Rathen., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

Nice.

Still, at least you aren't odious.

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

indeed

(Rathen., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

FAIL!

Needs more condiments!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

I LIKE HOW YOU PHOTOSHOPPED OUT THE KITTEN IN THE MONOCLE THAT IS AWESOME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

You appear to have attached your rug to the wall

Rugs is for floors

Edit: Although I heartily endorse your teapot proximity.

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Joliet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

thar be buried treasure thar

happy candle day

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

*digs out safe cracking gear and gets to work*

Ta muchly

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Joliet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

sorry

b&wagon is b&.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

Oh noes!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

VIMOD agrees and says the desk bandwagon is B&!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

Phew

that's a relief.

I don't want to be b&.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

haha - You don't want to be B& from the force that is VIMOD's H&!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

*relurks*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

I DECLARED DESK DAY OVER, YOU HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

Wait, what the?.. THAT IS MUCH BETTER

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

I've just logged on to b3ta, and the first thing I see this morning is desks? THIS IS BLOODY BORING!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)

SHIT ON A DESK

PREFERABLY NOT YOUR OWN, UNLESS YOU ARE FEELING PARTICULARLY HARD CORE TODAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

This is a good idea. Hmmm...
I'll make sure I'll eat a lot of curry one night, find someone I don't like, then dump a little bundle of joy on their desk the next morning.
Done!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

Probably not a good idea

I have just got back from Egypt and my stomach is a little delicate.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

Is it made out of Royal Doulton? Or did you eat one of those really bad kebabs?

;)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

Depends what you're looking for I suppose.

But it's been a very entertaining few hours.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

I must have missed a lot though.

Hey, btw, congrats on the well deserved FP!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

Thanks.

Too kind.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

Hopefully...

next sunday won't be a picture of your mum day!!

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

Have a doodle of Thor

Because I bought issue 500, first print, of Marvel's Thor, as well as Primal first print, and a first print of Neil Gaiman's Books of Magic Artificial Heart. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)

Nice eyes.

~~ps think you meant img25.imageshack.us/img25/1839/thort.gif~~

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zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)

Hahahah

thanks :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

I can't see the image for some reason

but have an image that you won't get:

Edit: scratch that, can see it now.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)

Thora Hird?

:3

I got one from when he gets rid of the silly helmet, though. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

You get it! Huzzah!

I wish I had a helmet as mighty as mighty Thor's mighty helmet.
Mighty.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

Mightymightymighty

:D
In the one I got, he's got no helmet, funny pants, and no shirt.

I'm obsessed with Norse mythology (My computer is named Loki and the hardrive named Asgard), so I just bought it for the novelty.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

Rename your Recycle Bin

Call it Valhalla

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

THORA!!!!!!!!!

Prints page then goes for a lie-down..

(angriestangel, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)

Waaa

One hard core god

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

fuck it, the joke reply I was going to give only works if you know who ita butrose is :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

Yeah I have no clue who that is,

but cool. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)

australian tv personality. she hath a lithp.

tho the joke goeth like thith:

Ita is cleaning her lounge room when all of a sudden this big bloke crashes through her wall on his chariot.

Big rippling muscles red hair, ita's drooling for it, so he grabs her throws her on the lounge and gives her the best drilling of her life.

After it's all finished he's about to hop back on his chariot and leave she pants at him "Wait, you never told me your name"

He says in a deep booming voice "I AM THOR"

she quips, "Your thor? I'm tho thor I can't pith."

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)

Thor doesn't have red hair.

Nor does he drive a chariot :3

But okies.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)

yes, they're note pronounced even close.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)

*clicks*

...and then *spangs*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)

my
god

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)

I dont get it....

But i iz blonde

(angriestangel, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)

hahaha

christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

URAQT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)

Hah hah.

Very good. That gets a click.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)

Any Clash reference works for me.

WOO

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)

Seconded

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

YES

brilliant :D

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

clicked

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

Very very very good

Still spangworthy though

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

gah

I always get that song in my head when I see 'Lock the Taskbar' on that windows context menu...

Lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar...

(felders, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

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