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[challenge entry] The English Tea Ceremony




And so on.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# LONGER!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# This is serious!!!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# :D
That's dedication.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# :D
*follows*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Is this the English Tea Ritual or the Senile Tea Ritual?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I do this at the age of 29.
I can't imagine what I'll do when I'm senile. Burn the house down maybe.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Do you find yourself walking into a room, then wondering what you came for?
Or trying to put the cornflakes in the fridge?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Cornflakes don't go in the fridge now?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# If you wanted them too. But if you hadn't planned on doing that...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Shut it down Lemon!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Both.
You should awaken the Barista that is within!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# It's better than falling foul of the coffee otter.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK WE HAVE A WIINNAR :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# this is incredibly accurate


(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Haha - the English and their tea...
*clicks
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# TEA
the drink of champions and non gays
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# This deserves
some attention.
Tea is very important.
Coffee is too.
Both have a very important part in my day.
Tea first, then coffee, coffee, coffee, then tea and more tea, then beer, beer, beer, etc.
I never forget to drink 1 I've made meself.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Hah! So true
I've done this more times than I care to count :)
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*resists urge to post pics of new kitten*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# yiu have akiten?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Don't resist!
You knoooow you want to....

Share the fluffeh! :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Sadly he isn't mine but my nephews.
He is lovely :D

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Kawaii desu!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# How To Cook A Cat
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# It worries me that is in the
ooze sex issue....
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# <3 So cute!
Thanks for posting! :) If anyone complains just 'shop a nightcap and some zzzz's on it. ;)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# yeeeee :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Also, he is going to be given
these tomorrow from his Godfather, for his birthday :D

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# TOO BLURRY
ENHANCE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah I know,
shitty camera phone :(

They are little chinese dwarf hamsters though and lovely and tiny :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# 5 minutes and they will be popping in the microwave
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I would consider it if they weren't
so tiny.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Gerbils?
Needs more chinchila.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# If he weren't 5, it would be a possibility....
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Mousies.
Or baby rattus.
Noice.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# This is my friend's ball o fuzz...
Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# EJECT!
The parachute failed to deploy :(
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Boing
Kersplat!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Dj Food - Turtle Soup
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ta, Prod
Unfortunately my phone line is still borked and I don't have the speed to look at videos.
I shall put this behind my ear for when the fecking Telecoms company decide to fix my fecking line.
It's been a WEEK now.
/endrant
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I was expecting BLAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# i are not dth
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I didnrt see the name before it boinged :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Same.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# boing :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# repost?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# rehash
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# nuhuh...
i seen that kidden head fall off befoer!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# not by me
i just made this now
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# that exact same kitten too!
could have sworn it was you...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# i promise it wasn't me
i can count the number of kitten photoshops i've done without using my thumbs
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# well domesiddy did it!
some body.. stupi urgh i tired
g'nite y'all!

kitty!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# byoing!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# *phones kittenline*
:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# uhoh...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha
nice bit o'hatstand:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# WHITE TELEPHONE!
WHITE TELEPHONE!
YOU RACIST BASTARD!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Spring has cat headed !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# : D
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# yippeeeee.........treats!
:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hahah!!
MORE!!!

what happens next?

c'mon fucker!! get the lead out!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha :) lovely
broken sword
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Broken Sword is boring and rubbish.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# yes they all are
That reminds me of it, the look, not being shite
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Oh, I see what you mean now.
/played 3 hours of Broken Sword 3 before realising it wasn't going to get any less shit
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I think they are up to 4 or 5, with a load of spin off for different concoles
They were dull, unfunny and far to slow
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# oh man
hour 5 fucking ROCKS

you've really missed out not sticking with it
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
#
Broken Sword Every Point and Click game in the history of mankind
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# apart from monkey island
which I will leave in my head and never want to play again
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Monkey Island was pretty rocking, though.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# hmmm. real-time games can be annoying.
just played 99% of NWN2, and I wish it was turn based :(

(and had better AI, and no AI bugs...)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Still a point and click game anyway, the basic premise being:
Click rats to death, become strong.
Click boars to death, become strong.
Click bears to death, become strong.
Click dragon to death, become strong.
Victory

Lots of items and dealies and scope is good but no substitution for being able to hit things in the face.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# this is true.
but I played old-style games like 'Curse of the Azure Bonds' several times because the battles could be planned carefully.

The kill stronger and stronger enemies thing is just background to the plot.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I can't believe I ever agreed with you about anything.
Not after you come out with this abomination of an opinion.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Do albino penguins still get in?
...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha
love it!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# That's wonderful is so many ways
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Yay!
AAAARGH AGE OF CONAN IS TAKING FUCKING FOREVER TO INSTALL
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ages of coannas is taking ages of connansns! :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# that's why it's call an Age...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# aaaw bless
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# nani sushi o tabemasu ka
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Feeeeeeeeeesh on the house !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Having forced myself to watch a few episodes in order to get a measure of it, here's my indepth critique of the knew comedy phenomenon sweeping the nation:

let me know if I missed any of the deeper subtleties...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i haven't watched any of it
mainly because i can't fucking stand either of them
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Clicked!
Ha!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# This, very much so.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Seen the trailers for Lesbian Vampire Killers?
Looks bad.

Really bad.

And not a good kind of bad.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# nope
although i have seen the trailer for 'FAQ about time travel'
which looks like a telly comedy on film, but that might actually be OK
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# You wanna see a bad film?
Watch "zombie lake" its bloody awful! lol
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Watch this then
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking beats the swordfight the shitty star wars robot did.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# laughing too hard to type (LTHTT?)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Or any of the porn b-stars actually ever in the same shot as the 'robots'?
It all looks like it's been edited together from 3 different 'movies' with flashcuts hoping to convince us all it's a new one.

I kinda wanna see it...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# at what point did "comdey" become unfunny?
maybe my understanding of what actually makes you laugh has changed?
for example "the office" was shit... won awards? why? who cares!
+ that ^^^
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# it's ironic
or something
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# there is no 10,000 spoons
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Why do I imagine
the bhuddist monk kid from The Matrix saying that?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I am offically off my tits
AND BARELY CVAPABLE oFOF tyoopin g


hahah haaaaaa
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# why would anyone have 10,000 spoons?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha how damn cute is that!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I love the fact they've given it roller skates too! :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# No
it's just shit
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# It's BBC3 comedy
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# "Smoking Room" for ever!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# ^ this.
and worse, when something funny comes out, the second series is rubbish (a la Mitchell and Webb). Please, God, let them make a good second series of Lab Rats.
It's disturbingly close to some of the things that do happen in a lab...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Lab Rats?
I watched the first few episodes but I thought it was shite.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I quite liked the few Lab Rats I saw.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Did you see the 'government facility' episode.
I had flashbacks of my time at ISIS...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# It was terrible.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I've worked
in a lab, and I can safely say that Lab Rats was a big pile of shite. The phdcomics site is much better, but far too close to the bone.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Lab Rats was excellent
on the subject of comedy series, I dearly wish HBO would have given Lucky Louie a 2nd series, fuck me that was a funny show - *every* episode had me in stitches
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# This fucking hard^^^^
Jim Norton is fucking hilarious :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Wow, I just watched 30 seconds of that and it looks really dull
like "Everyone Loves Raymond" or one of those other dull US 'comedies'.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Are you serious?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# the intro where he can't get to sleep because he's paranoid he's going to die one day is priceless
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Hells yeah!
The whole thing was fucking ace! But it was never gonna succeed in America, far too controversial.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha I've never seen that before
the bumsex was funny
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Download it all.
It was only like 7 episodes in the end. Well worth a view though.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# 13 eps
the last one wasn't aired but was put on the DVD
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# will do!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# you judged it on watching 30 seconds?
that's retarded
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# haha - you've become addicted to Wispa's what? :)
And yes, I realise it would be stupid to judge an entire show by a 30 second clip, I just meant that was my initial impression, that's all...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# poo poo head!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I liked lab rats
it was ace. Horne and wank is crap
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# With you on M&W
First season : Good stuff. "Are we the baddies?"
Second season : Let's swear a lot and be offensive and a bit sick-inducing. Maybe it'll cover the lack of jokes.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Lab Rats was utter fucking shit.
It seemed to have been written by a GCSE drama student.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Nah, they've got it down to a T.
where the hell does that saying come from?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I didn't know, so I looked it up once.
That was years ago and I've forgotten it now, though.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# You meant 'comedey' sureley!?
Spotted n corrected now anyhoo...

I think basically as this type of comedy tends to be directed at the 16-29 crowd it just SEEMS to get more and more infantile as you get older.

Which it is...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# the day Bill Hicks died
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I think that is a bit harsh.
There are some fucking brilliant comedians around at the moment. Frankie Boyle, Chris Rock, Dara O'Briain. Not to mention the likes of Bill Bailey and Eddie Izzard who are still going strong.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Oh yes.
Frankie Boyle is awesome. What sort of a childhood must he have had? I miss Mock The Week.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Oh, and on the subject of Chris Rock....
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# He's alright, he just needs more material.
He recycles a lot of his stuff.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# You just
watch Dave far too much. In your pants.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# ok ok
the people on Mock The Week are generally very funny, apart from some of the guest 'contestants'

Frankie Boyle slagging off Kerry Katona at every possible chance is great to watch
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# All of this
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Have you seen Frankie boyles video?
basically he picks on people and turns them into a joke... not exactly comedy is it? "hey you're a big fat bloke" - "ha ha ha" ...no Frankie thats just sad... tell some jokes
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# You clearly haven't watched his live DVD.
;)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# thats the one i was talking about...
made me laugh about twice in 3 hours of drivell (or however long it was - felt like 3 hours...)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Really?
I personally fucking loved it but hey :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# are you the guy who sits front center in comedy gigs with a big >:( face
and shouts GO ON THEN MAKE ME LAUGH FUNNY MAN
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# no...
actual comedy - like telling jokes make me laugh... pulling the piss out of the audience is armature at best
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# haha, armature.
piss taking is a staple for certain types of comedy. "telling jokes" is probably the type of comedy i like the least, next to puns :(

except for when someone like bill bailey takes a classic joke and subverts it to actually make it funny
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# *Joins in not liking popular culture to seem cool*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# why don't YOU be a comedian then if you're such a master of comedy D:<
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# You forgot
Lol famous film scene
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I laughed twice,
once at the knob op joke, and once at the line 'nobody knows why all men do it but they do' drawing knobs joke.

My kinda level apparently...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Pfffft it's funny cos it's true
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# It really is fucking awful
I cant claim to be an expert on either of their careers because I have never watched Gavin and Stacey but I wish whoever decided that they were the new faces of british comedy would kindly lie down infront of a precession of cars
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I dont watch tv
but i am watching The World at War on dvd which isnt a comedy I dont think
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# What you talking about?
I pissed myself at the ending....
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I havnt got there yet
dont tell me what happens

I reckon old Hirohito falls for Stalin and they make babies.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
He's upside-fucking-down, hanging from a garage forecourt, the fucker!

ah, the good old days.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha, spot on
Not watched any, but the trailers for it all seem to say one thing, fat and gay
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That really does seem to be it,
I kept waiting for the promised comedy genius but all they kept doing was getting the fat guys clothes off and the skinny guy doing camp.

I've not seen such clever innovation since the 1970s...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# the fat one probably does have some good stuff, but he needs to go it alone
The skinny one is only doing more tv because he was in the same show as the unfunny ginger bint

I also so hope that little howard gets a second series
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I've seen them both being interviewed seperately, the fat guy seems cool actually, very amusing and self depreciative,
the skinny dude seems to be a wannabe coked up rock star who thinks he's god on a stick.

I have no idea which is which but as the skinny dude is so up his own arse I'll bet money he's the first one in the billing.

*edit* and Little Howard pisses all over either of them!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# See also
Julian Barrat and Noel Fielding.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i always get those two mixed up
i guess i just associate the name "noel" with bearded men.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# lolwut?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Entirely accurate
you missed nothing
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Shirley Bannatyne
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# guy on the left: indian out of short circuit 2
guy on the right: kevin keegan
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ah Short Circuit 2.
Where are you now Fisher Stevens?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# re-watching hackers over and over
and wanking and crying
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# mostly wanking
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# always wanking
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# camoflague condoms....
they won't see you "coming"
lol
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# roffle
how's the land rover?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAANTASTIC!
someone has already put a scratch on it! (well it matches the others... but grr!) Lucky i've not resprayed it yet!
I mean its not exactly had to miss... its nearly 6'6" high! and 3 miles wide!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# rwecent pic?

/jonathon ross
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# hang on
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Ha! You loon!
But not as much as those crazy fuckers down the road who have no house, just a roof.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# oh thats part of the boat...
a boat with a house roof - crazy!
you should see my house... its just a hole in the ground
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I was more worried about the house next to it....
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# the window roof one?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# pics!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# if you stand level with the "pavement" the house is about 5 foot bellow the level of the road
stupid hilly wales!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# rains a lot in wales too as i recall
do you own flippers?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# racist
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# i've got waders
:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Sweeeeeeet
Is that the short one with the canvas roof which you've just taken off? And the seats which are practically fucking benches.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# 1954 86" Series one with 80" grill (some one cut a huge hole in my previous grill to fit a hugmungous fan in)
The canvas roof comes off, the hood sticks come off, the doors come off, the windscreen folds down, ultimate convertible!
seats are basically a lump of wood with about 2 inches of foam on top, seat backs aren't original but i'm trying to get some!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# vrrrm!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I've got some goggles ready for the summer :D
gonna be fun! :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Love it!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# tis brilliant machine
goes everywhere at 40mph... I can hold up miles of traffic - ha ha ha oh i'm so cruel :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# oh I should mention its got an overdrive fitted too!
top speed of about 65
Rocky mountain parabolic springs and pro comp shocks
New galv chassis 5 year ago
How many cars have they built in since 1954 to replace this one that keeps on going? It was made from recycled war effort aluminuum - so its being recycled before it was even made!
You can't get any greener than that! (well it is green...)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# cranking and wrying
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# What film is it that ends with the guy saying
"I got your batteries"?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# i don't know
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# It might be short circuit
or batteries not included or something like that I think

But I dont remember
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# i am trying to imagine it being said by a fat new yorker in a vest
'I GOTS YOUR BATTERIES RIGHT HEEEEEERE!!'
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# *cue credits*
/some obscure Frankie Valle number to fade
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i heard that frankie valli remix cyriak did on some advert recently
but i didn't catch what it was advertising or whether it used cyriak's visuals
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# flogging cuttlefish as I recall
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i'm going for a shit
then i'm going to put the chicken food out

then i'll be back for more nonsense
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# yay!


*legs it*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It's a native american who says it
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# one flew over the cuckoo's batteries?
little big battery
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Probably not
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Batteries not Magnets?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# The Wonder Years?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# That wasnt a film was it?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# it was if you recorded them all and then watched back to back without commercial interuptions
/sad bastard
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# what about that film with that guy in it?
about the flying teacups and there where no batteries and he made some batteries and the other flying cups flew about when he made the one without batteries fly about and he was happy and there where no batteries and it flew and everything
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# 4 Weddings and a Funeral
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# i've not seen that...
hang on!
batteries not included
yeah! my brain kinda works :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Batter-E?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# something you make pancakes out of?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# he is doing lots, according to IMDB
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I was dismayed to find out recently that my autographed 8 X 10 Photo Of Kevin Keegan
is only worth $4 and change on the ebay... I shall keep it instead.

However, my star trek commemorative plates seem to be increasing in value as the economy spirals down the Toto, so I'm going to hold on to them for a little while longer
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hahahah
i sincerely hope you have both on proud display

edit: i used to have an 8x10 signed glossy of delroy lindo
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# fuck, I can't find my star trek plate pics!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# this place, much like my dinner, has gone to the dogs
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# time to cook the dog!
...no! ROCKET DOG! YEAH!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# heheheheh! yay for rocket dogs!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's ace. I've seen it before like, but it is ace
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# wooo!
I do believe this was in the runner up of the compo :D (ive forgotted already! - oops)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# oh shit,
that one on the right has misfired and his heading straight for the ground!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# arf
:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# this place?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# wo0oah is something something like a ghost town o0oo
:)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# all the shops... etc.
*cue Flowerpot banging on about some book or another being rather shite and she should have saved her money for the Specials reunion S.Afrika tour 2010*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# what a night that was
i am still shopping for hats
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# and wanking and crying
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# you mindpissed yourself
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ha! there's two of me!~
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Fun with Dick and Jane was total rubbish
and I should have saved my money for the Specials reunion Suid Afrika tour 2010.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
/told you all
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# it's a remake of a jane fonda film
which was also shit
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Arf
Woof
*wags tail*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# *pets*


*scratches belly*

*takes for a walk*

*grows old*

*puts to sleep*

*buries*

*waits 17 years*

*disg up*

*reconstructs skeleton*

*pets*

...etc.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Every night, Carl sat there thanking the Great Old Ones that R'lyeh has not been hit by the recession.....yet
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# NICE SQUID HAT OLD CHAP.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# OH NO THAT IS A CUTTLEFISH MY MISTAKE NO OFFENCE INTENDED.
PARDON ME.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# cuttlefish are flat white things stuck in budgie cages
that's clearly some sort of fish

i vote squid
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# bit of as shit fish really
what do they eat?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# jdging by observation
they lure budgies in, and eat their beaks
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I see them on the beach all the time
my dogs like to try to eat them
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Cuttlefish are very cool.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# LOL CUTTLEFISH
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# THAT'S A CUTTLEFISH
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] egg
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# EGG!
What?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# look, fucker! it's 2:40 on a friday afternoon. My blood alcohol is way below normal
I have 2 more hours left of work before I can even think about leaving. So take the fucking egg, alright!

just take it... make something of it. pretend it's funny to you and just smile... ok? OK?? Is that too much to ask?

*slits wrists*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# On the East coast of the US, eh?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# West Coast Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
/visits grave of The Notorious B.I.G. and shoots up the flowers
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hmmm. I can't count.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ooh M3
Your butch outburst is making my giblets wibble!
*Fans self*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i read that as 'giblets wide'
and thought for a moment you were being remarkably overt

which was a shock
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Once in a while I do make a remarkably overt comment
but I don't think I'm due for the next one for a while yet.
I do love using the word "giblets" though as it is quite descriptive and naughtily rude.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# isn't it a chicken's throat?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I think that's a part of what's called giblets
I think it's the pieces of a chicken that aren't usually eaten, like offal.
When I was young they were kept in the chicken's front bottom, in a plastic bag, and were boiled to make chicken stock.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ahhh! so that's what does it for you.... right!
erm...

Make me some chips!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# 'k
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
*marries*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# No! Fuck you man!
I'm a vegan thing alright?!?!?!?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# how would a vegan know where to buy Ostrich eggs eh? eh? eh?

I say you are an imposter Sah!

GIBLETS AT DAWN!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# how wide are they?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# this big
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# COR
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# sure they aint this big?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Vegans can read you know!
You comestablist!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I must try this
But I have 2 questions.
1) Do we have to use tinfoil or will paper do?
2) Where can we buy giant eggs? I do not know where the nearest ostrich farm is.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you don't need a giant egg,
just a very small head
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Sadly
My head is enormous.
Has to be to contain the huge thinky brainything.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
#
1. tinfoil and pics, tits or GTFO

2. Solvang, apparently
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Don't Waitrose sell them now?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# My local one doesn't, I've looked
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Zactly !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# eggeggegg
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# just the whites for me please
/racist cholesterol watcher
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# mmm eggs
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# it's ok, the ground will break his fall
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# phew!
(apparently he is some kinda motorbikicycling guy who jumps stuff - according to youtubes)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# that was terminally ill suicide guy, right
he looks exceptionally healthy actually.

*rubs thighs*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# time to sue red bull?
wing failure...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# FUCK!
*glees*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Not tonight i'm washing my hair
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Personally I welcome out new egghat overloads.
woo
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# EGG!
*enthuses*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hegs
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# h'eggs
/posh
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Sneggs
/common
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# t'eggs
/northern
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies' facilities at St Pancras station leave much to be desired


pea!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# what have you done!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# shat in her handbag?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# When ya gotta go...
And just seen the new 118 247 advert by Weebl. Very distinctive style!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# wonderful
and a bit true
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I'll have a Shit in Handbag and a large Gentleman to go.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# poof
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# No. Nothing from the A La Carte menu for me.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# full on home lol !
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# poof
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# sod you then
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# again...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# OK: sod you then
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You'll have to buy me a drink first.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# A hanndbuag!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# that is lovel
I like that style
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Baa Handbag
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# BAA HANDG
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Are you following me?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Great!

Does my bum look big in this?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# It's a peach!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# someone had too :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# apologies..........
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAA
Fuck yes.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Inspired by that Insect lab bloke. He does good work.


cfb
(166kb)

Edit: Its desktop siiiiize...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# This is awesomeness
is it a steampunk beatle?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# This is pretty fucking special, man.
*click *click* *click*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# *desktops*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Me too :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# My friend Adriana and I drew this in Art today.

The guy with the giant pencil is supposed to be our art teacher.
I was supposed to be sketching 'back-ups' in case the project I'm working on now didn't work.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I'm so glad you said giant pencil.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# As oppossed to...?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# erm.
Small pencil?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# we hired a new music teacher at work today
"fantastic pianist" - i'm now told is what was actually said ;)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Probably has a massive cock too
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# DAY!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# yep!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# happy b3day!
i don't have a specific cake picture so have this instead:

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# brandishes flaming hammer
FUCKING KILL IT!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# this is better than cake
*kills with axehammers*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# but is it art ;)
nice
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# And the girls said 'NO'
But our art teacher is saying 'YES! It is' because he actually did draw the person we scribbled out.

The person is named TJ and he's in our US1 class.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Him.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# happy candle day :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# much appreciated :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha GIANT PENCIL????? IT'S A COCK ISN'T IT KK???
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# No, it's not.
Silly epiphany.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# HAHA YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT GIANT COCKS!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# You're stupid.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# >:(
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# not real,
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end transmission.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I like smokey the bear the best.
Very ursine.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahah
Yes! :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# The powerful hindquarters of a grizzly :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# although he does look a little like hitler
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah
we just noticed. XD
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# art it what you make it to be
t'is lovely, like yourself
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Thanks! :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I fuckin love these vectors!

Also the teacher looks like he has a cdc.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Haha I LOVE that
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ev say fluffy tiem
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Fluffeh!
Nice.

Have a freshly baked lolpup in return.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# HAhahahahha yes
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Have this LOLMOUSE from a while back
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# ah, so it was you who ate most of my good cheese, you bastard
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# You keep your cheese in a bucket?
That's crazy talk, man, crazy talk. You deserved to lose your cheese. Assuming it was your bucket, that is.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I caught that meeses myself
and I let him free down the park :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# He'll only hog the slides!
sodding ASBO meeses!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# There were no slides in this park
Just a pond thing
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# See!
The little gits've already nicked it!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# My mother has a teh fear of meeses.
One got into our kitchen years ago while we were living out in the country. I was about 10 and caught it with my younger brother in a plastic bag. We were bringing it outside to let it go and my mother came running out, grabbed the bag off me and smashed it with a shovel about 10 times.

It was a sad day for meeses. I always let them go now when/if I catch them. Doesn't happen very often though.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Awww poor meeses
I caught about 5 or 6 in my old house

Either that or the same ones kept coming back
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# yeahs
;
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Angelina Jolie's teeth
fit perfectly on the canine face of a Labrador pup.

That means something, but I have no idea what.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
Needs more zombies.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Cadburees or Rowntrees Zombees?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# is that real? :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# God I hope so.
"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Just google it
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ^ Was it knocked out by the smell of cheese?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# My Catnip tootsies
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Fluffeh you say?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# YES! I remember this muchly and still love it :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Thank you :D
I pearoast it whenever I get a chance, I really shouldn't, I should really make some new stuff instead.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# No.
You should do both :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Then it is decided :]
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# \o/
Its impossible to go wrong with a fluffeh.

*tempts fate*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# No, just roast this all the time and lullyness is joy :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# :D
Sounds like a plan!
Whenever there's a fluffytiem this lil guy will be right around the corner ^.^
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# tis wunderfulls fluffiness
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# That's hella fluffeh.
Drinking from a bottomless cup of milk is he?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Licking the last of a good old mug'o'tea :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Shhhlurp.
He certainly loves the tea.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# That was the caption I had on my pencil-version of this picture
Which inspired me to make this one :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ZzzgrumphzzZ
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# that's a lully picture
Just don't give it to Jamnog.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I can't get my head around this one at all.
But very nicely made, sir.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# true love
:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# My first Fluffeh

Still bored at work (but only 5 minutes to go)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Nervous tick fluff.
An under used subcategory of fluff.

I like :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# blends luvly wiv Bill Bailey just below vvvv
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# You know how pets and owners sometimes look alike ... ?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Bored at work

So I decided to play with Bill Bailey's face.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
#
face Wobblys
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# And why not
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
i like this!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# YAY.
Have a Paint Bailey.


(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# hehehe wibble wibble wibble
tj: I saw a google Street View convoy of cars in operation today near Reading, being pursued by kids pulling faces and lolwhacky dance moves in the street behind them.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Got to love the UK
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Any sign of Mary Poppins ghosts?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# No sorry.
Do they live in Reading?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# They don't "live" anywhere, they're ghosties!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# mmmmmm...ouch!...mmmmmm...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# nice :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Happy b3taday! :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# cheers chap :)
*offers cayke*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ooh ta
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# That's some dodgy wiring
Pins should not be live!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Practical science
:)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# nicely!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That's brilliant. Really like that
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody translators
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# typical ikea instructions
woosir
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# heh :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it's crayons tiem !

cfb


the same idiot - only faster

...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# mmmm, au de walrus
nice naked tortoise picture :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Finished! What do I win?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I love the subtle Magenta CDC, although you can't see the balls.
Well done!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# very doctor seuss ..
have a year's supply of cats in hats ! they will be delivered to you with you choice of extra things one and two
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# just spent an hour on the tires
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# If you want to show progress then show it in a thread with the finished piece.
I don't care if you added a little bit more.

I'm not saying it's not good - simply that posting a thread on it every few hours is an utter waste.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# A waste of what?
The internets isn't going to run out.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# STOP INTERNETS
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
#

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# or collect badges.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I have Twelteen of these now!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# dave?
/ac

edit: fuck me it's my b3taday :D CAYKE FOR ALL!!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# cheers fella :D

join me in a celebratory cigar?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# :D
*looks at cigar*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# happy cayke day \0/
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yeah baby!
*caykes*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I would sell my soul for a big fat piece of cake right now
Happy B3taday!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# damn straight
i've got smarties cookies if that helps?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# have a gateaux
thats french caykes, innit
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Don't you come round here with your foreign muck
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I had
free Maltesers the other day.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Wenn ist das nunstuck git und slotermeyer?
:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# happy b3ta day!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# why thank you
i think ;)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Happy B3tatiems!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# yep
so far it is :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# HAPPAY CAYKE
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# cheers fella :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Looking good :D
I did a vector of a car recently.

Click for bigger
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# hmm good effort
i'd put it as a pass in your coursefile :P
its really bloody good, looks too real
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# That was its downfall :/
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Dave?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# and then posted them in a new thred!
Woo
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I quite like your stuff
but I do think it's a bit thoughtless to push others' work off the board by posting updates like this, particularly in a new thread, and particularly when there's a 'work-in-progress' thread of yours still on the board.
Just my opinion.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# It's Friday and nearly Beer O'clock!
I'm off for a shower!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# a golden shower?
I've been on the booxe for 2 hours already :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# haha
a beautiful CDC
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ^^ THIS
verrily
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Wank you both!

Wank Thank
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ArrangedLetters' Platinum Series Deejaying Instructional Video
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Nosferatu's let himself go a bit


(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# he has the SKick-a-skick-a-skillzorz
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Who is that mental faced bloke? Second time I've seen him now.

Also Bad Biology was awful.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# PAH!
I dunno I googled for crazy faced... this was in there.. it filled my necessary crazy faced quota
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# "From that moment on I knew I wanted him in my fishy multi-cunt"

You should download Battlefield Baseball, now that's a bad film. Utterly painful.
One of the few things I can remember about it is that some bloke dies several times and is resurrected as completely different people of various ages, from about 5 up to 30.

And also a child pitching to his father and his father suddenly exploding.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# "MULTI-CUNT: New from Swiss Army Cunt Division"
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# do you ever suffer onecuntitis?
Monogomy a struggle?

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(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Silly ugly man
That is not how you scratch.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I could be wrong..
but that's what I thought the compo was meant to be..

/genuine confusion :)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Genius!
"Scratch the record back and forth, back and forth - and remember, kids, don't try this at home. Only under hip-hop supervision!"
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Jurassic 5?
Lesson 6?

EDIT: and thankies :D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Stabby stabby.
I got a record in the post today. Which is nice.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# remember to scratch it like this
it will thank you for it in kind noises and love.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# It's limited to 1000 copies. I don't wanna hurt it :(
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I have an album
it's limited to 666 copies.

:D
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# HE'S LETHAL ON THE FUCKING DECKS HE IS
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# there will be some kind dangerously leathal incident on that place where people congregate to move about and shit.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# nicely animated
woo!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# thankings be strtetched out like an orifice
for you to plunder at your leisure.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# A mate of mine once equated DJs
with waiters that bring food but can't resist fiddling with it before serving you.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# aaah but one that can fiddle well
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# sure that's pretty cool
but underneath the graphics and nob twiddling, I suspect there's a frustrated musician that can't play a musical instrument.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
djlolz
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

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