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# I heard this on the radio and thought of this... Hardly topical...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# heh
*clicks*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
dirty perv' teacher!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I thought that was a Fleetwood Mac lyric?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I believe it was :)
but it was this versionon the radio and they're a slightly easier target ;)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Don't mess with the Mac!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# bring your sisters
not you jim!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# THE MANCORR
is horny!!!!!!!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# The Dope's made the widow RANDY Al!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# pffft...
Though teacher's spelling is atrocious.

C–
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I once had a 10yo Romanian correct my English, when I was teaching him and his class ... English hahahahaha

"It's from the Latin" is a great phrase to use in such circumstances.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ninja'd.
Doh! :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# pffft :D
Adrea?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Really?
I've heard it thunder when the rain is still quite distant.
For that matter, here it can be raining and sunny at the same time.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# You bloody young folk!
Andrea fucking Corr indeed.
Try Stevie bloody Nicks!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I didn't wait to see I just ran, I ran for my life!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I've just shat my pants
true story
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# ....o_0
The moles around Sellafield have "grown" a bit I see...
Edit:That is super stuff, It looks like it's straight out of a film version of a Brian Lumley book.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I was just reading "Necroscope"
When I saw this and couldn't help thinking of vampire pseudopods.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I have his "The burrowers beneath" on the bookshelf next to me
A damn fine continuation of HLP.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# That's next on my list
I read the story about Titus Crow in Strange Heroes and thought I'd give it a try.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# fuckzilla!
that's exceedingly good missus - you're proppa skilled and stuff init
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# So this is the cause of potholes...
Not the cold weather like councils are blaming!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# HE COMES!
WOO and YAY, Mai'!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# HE COMES
mindweed
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ZALGO
HE COMES

Woo!

In other news: THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH ANGEL DELIGHT.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# make your own from sawdust and pigfat
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# This is true
you could have an ocean of Butterscotch...and it would not still be enough
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Strawberry ftw
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Haha
I'm scoffing my sister's too, now.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
's
FILTHYPERV
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
#
ZALGO
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Damned Leylandii and their roots
Have a fearful woo.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# He comes again
And sometimes no at all. Sometimes she swallows.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# oh yeah.
you go girl!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I just came.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# fucking potholes
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# AAAAARGH!

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Jebus lordy lord.
If I don't click, it'll get me, won't it?

*clicks just in case*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# quick-run your bus over'em
...vandalising our roads...gah!btw-epic
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Scary & Woo!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# MAJIK!
woo & yay!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I really dont get this Zalgo lark
but this is verreh well done
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hot fucking damn
that is all kinds of excellent
*click*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeah!
great heavens above, this is good work
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# cool
: D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# blimey that's fab!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# l33t animation is l33t
*cleek*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Lovely Work
... and a smidge terrifying too
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I've got to stop drinking on Sunday nights...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# *cringe*
I 'spect that would sting a bit.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# *something about Fife*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# People from Ross and Cromarty are lowlanders.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# 115th Regiment of Foot
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# 'pparently
the Beeb are making a 'raunchy' version like the Tudors.

No doubt casting that no talent cunt Rhys-Myers as Dogtanian.

I can't fucking wait
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# The BBC are getting worse.....
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# yup
television is currently in a race to the bottom... in slightly uplifting news my little brother is probably about to be commissioned to make a documentary for the BBC

\o/
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# oooh, what about?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# if it's about Dr Johnson I'll eat my hat
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# not exactly sure
he was pretty tight lipped about it until everything's signed and sealed... he has to put together a promo interview on a very specific topic... which he's sure he can get, and they'll commission it on the basis of that.

I think he'll be the producer rather than the director - but it'll be his biggest credit so far.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
menthol
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# chortle..............thank god for colemans
for back-up
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# helium butt projects ftw!
yay *click*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# inflat-o-retard!
Great job microwave!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Male plumb weight is annoyed with being gender confused.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that's sillier than the image
well done :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# semi humorous metal tampon falls from gaseous menstruating woman.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Needs more balloo.....
......oh, I see
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Quite an inflated ego
Where does the hose attach?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *jabs with a pin*
GJM! :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# tee-hee-lium factor
:)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# you are bizarre and excellent
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] There can be only one.... of us to walk 500 miles...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# David Frost interviewing Rivers Cuomo.
That's what that looks like.

*fucks off again*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Wooness
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# och aye the quickening!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Edinburgh is my favourite place in the highlands.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# North of Perth somewhere?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yes.
on top of inverness
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ahh Inverness
my hometown

I love it so much I have lived in England for 19 years
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# my mate loves it so much
he's just moved to Livingston to live with a nasty-looking girl who hates all of his mates.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Bwahahahahah...
:D *click*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# when the hell was fife moved?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Oh FFS
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# WE DEMAND ACCURACY!
above all else
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# RIGHT. FINE.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha rage.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# But they're from Leith, not Fife...
*runs*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# too brown
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# well I mean it's all good if fife has been moved to be next to caithness.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# It's funny because in the film
a scotsman with an english accent plays an egyptian prince, and a frenchman with a gay accent plays a scotsman who likes mince.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I thought Connery was supposed to be Spanish?
/don't get Highlander blog
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Spain, Egypt
It's all the same to me.

EDIT his name was Ramirez, which I'm sure is spanish, but I'm sure at some point he mentions being an egyptian prince.

ponce
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Egyptian, married Japanese lass, lived in Spain
Resultant accent is uncannily like Scottish.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Sanchez_Villa-Lobos_Ramirez
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This is how all of his speeches really end.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahahhahahahah! genuine office lollage!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Be excellent to each other :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
priceless!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Woah!
That's most excellent.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# pffftttt.....
*snickers*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# racist...
...oh wait. carry on.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the only reason he made the wish...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# i drink a lot of soda
so they call me dr.pepper
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I play my music loud
is disturb my neighbours ...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I bury live animals
To experiment with their minds
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Pfftttt
Great film
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hehehe
Bugger, lunch break nearly over. Will see you all again at 4ish
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i am RISing
/not overly familiar with S&G lore
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Tell him about the Twinkie
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# COME BACK TOMORROW
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# who ya gonna call
MICROWAVE - Woo Yeah!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Dirty Bonobo!!!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Filthy bastard
I knew it all along
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# this is the seamiest thing
i've ever seen
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# sorry, I'm a bit busy...and I had to get it out off my head :).
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# haha
has a certain charm
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# steamiest?
phwoar, look at those nips etc
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Where's your head at?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Probably
But this one touches yooo-hooo-ooooh
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# that looks like a burnt Bordon Brown.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# In Captain Hell
Nickelback and the Darkness have formed a supergroup, and are being supported by Avril Lavigne and Girls Aloud on their never ending tour.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Bin done
7up free, tastes like bleach
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# TJ: Ive just seen the most hypocritical piece of journalism for a long time...
Front page of the Sun in massive writing:

LEAVE HER IN PEACE

With a huge photo of Jade Goody's Grave
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ha, far cry from VOTE OUT THE PIG
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# 4EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# rest in peec wiv baby p ur both angles luv u xxx
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I tihk burying her with baby P
was a stroke of MAX CLIFFORD Genius.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahah
Baby Peeg - i forgot about him. I DEMAND MORE MEDIA COVERAGE
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :) If they had been clever
they could have re-used this one ;)

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# what an ugly cunt
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# loved the movie mere words cannot pierce its greatness
so your pic gets a WOO but.....who the hell is it?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It's Justin Hawking from The Darkness
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# gotacha!
have a yay as well in that case :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky twats!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I want to rent his forehead for advertising space.
Have this - I don't know why:

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# EVIL

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I want more strawberry ribena, but can't be bothered to walk down to Tesco to get some
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *Rants about Tesco*
*Nips off to buy lunch from Tesco*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Get some strawberry ribena, in the bottle, it tastes better
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Special Brew is cheaper and more delicious*
*May not be more delicious
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I can't drink that, as am not a tramp or an alcoholic
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You're thinking about this from entirely the wrong angle!
If you drank the special brew you could be a tramp or alcoholic!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Reach for the stars!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrr, sclub
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I like my liver and i don't want to smell of booze and piss
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# That's the talk of a coward.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *Voting ends*
It's Ghostbusters tomorrow
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19092
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I shall try and take part.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Put a pair of pants on your head and stick some pencils up your nose
Then when the next meeting is due keep saying "Wibble", it's sure to get you out of it*





*unless they shoot you.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Thinking about it
Even if they shoot you, you will still get out of the meeting.

But then you wouldn't be able to participate in the drawoff or brighten our days any more :(
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Unfortunately it's meetings I HAVE to go to.
:-(
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'm not important enough for meetings.
Then again this company has 4 employees, all of us sitting in the same room as the MD. So I suppose in a way it's like being in a meeting all day.

Unless they have secret meetings in the other room while I'm not looking and they don't like the cut of my jib.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Huzzah! *signed up*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Oooo... Button!
*tempted to click*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *waves goodbye to elitist enjoyment of Ghostbusters*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *happy damces*
I may actually draw something for this
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
*dies of cute*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Quigg Down Under
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# could be be stoopid and ris?
*fears at ghost of Amy Winehouse in the background*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Look a foetus
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# who he?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Munchkin
off Pop Idol
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# oh
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I see talented people ...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Tom Selleck?
Quigley Down Under!

Ace film, aicmfp!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I only know about this person
because of Harry Hill - hence he is hilarious

*purchases new H button*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I do like fan art I do


Click for bigger (372 kb)


A bit of fan art I did after reading the book Forever Peace by Joe Haldeman. Not the best one of the Forever trilogy, but still pretty good.

You're never actually given a description of the mechas in the book, so this was just a bit of improv. :D

Would highly recommend reading Forever War if you get the chance, a high calibre piece of sci-fi!

It's wallpaper sized for convenience if you would like to use it.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# He does fan art he does.
woo.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# And while I'm here


Click for bigger (372 kb)


A picture I did for a friend :)

Make sure to CFB, the quality is a bit shitty here because of resizing.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That is very woosome.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Makes me wanna post another sketch up
I guess people would like that.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# That's lully.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# oooh, that is some awesome work!
:D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# New from JML : The Cleavage Toaster!

Hot baps, fine bit of crumpet, she'd make some HappyToast, etc. etc.
*blames riverghost*
Photographing a toasting toaster is always interesting, my camera picks up the strong IR and calls it reddish-purple.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *turns to 3*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# * Ejects
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# The toast would be forever warm
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# haha
*waits for buns to popup*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Eject
nope, not done yet. Eject nope, not done yet. Eject nope, not done yet. Eject nope, not done yet. Eject nope, not done yet. Eject nope, not done yet.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha, hell yeah!
*obligatory "She can toast my bread anytime" comment*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I wouldn't mind toasting her buns!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Beat ya to that one:P
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Can we get a "I'd butter that up" comment too?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Would Nigella have the same effect?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# "She'd make my dough rise, for sure!"
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# why do I want toasted baps
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# beautiful sillinesses :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# not hungry at the moment...
can i just twiddle the controls ?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Who is this
I need to know for a science project


In my trousers
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# howls
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Go Bilious, GO!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Haha yes!
Parpity parp parp parp power!

Steve Fossett tried to do the same thing. But he ate too much sausage and cabbage casserole the night before and exploded the next day
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# gastric friction will be the end of us all
that and shell suits.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hAHAHAHhahahaha
haha
ha
(clicky)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *doths cap*
ta, sir :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# HAHAHA
aces:D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# :)
cheers darlin'
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# yes!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# FOOM!!
gastric inflamations can sometimes be used to your advantages.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *haha....*holds nose*
he's just flown over our house:)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# he's helping the google pigeons map the smell-o-sphere
:D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Now THIS would be wortha trip to the cinema
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# to hollywood
and don't spare the farts!!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahhaha! Is he sure that's safe? :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# he farts in the face of health and safety
:)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# cheers m' laddo
:)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# i think he's found the bear necessities right there.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# bah.. you beat me
and used bilious correctly :D

a double whammy of disappointment

woo :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
wooo
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# cheers mano :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# In the advent of School holidays I thought we all needed a happy plaice for when things turn fail.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# No doubt about it
You got Sole.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ooh,
You flound-er plaice to put your sole fishy pun.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *slaps you with said fish* :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Rule one of Happy Plaice Club: No slapping with Happy Plaice.
Rule two of Happy Plaice Club: Remember to put 50p in the kitty jar for tea.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# He'll end up here
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha. Another one I shall get out of mothballs for the oncoming weeks.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Actually I went to the shops purposefully looking to by this, just for the sake of it. And I couldn't find it anywhere.
They must have stopped making it here.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahhaha, that's actually more than a little creepy!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# nicely turned out.................we must meet:)
your plaice or mine?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Yes
He is rather dabper.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Blenny more where that came from?
I gurnard-ly wait...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Sounds ruddy stupid to me.
I'd go for a different approach coz it sounds like pollocks to me.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# awww
cute fisheeee
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# SILENCE!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# is that a cows gravestone?
*mourns
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Well
thankfully it isnt, that would be sad :(

I think I should explain - I took the pic from a boat and the sign said "No Mooring" and because I'm really funny I changed it.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This is actually making me laugh now I know the history
I kind of worry myself sometimes
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You could change this one again to "no mowing"
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# If only
I had photoshop. But I have no money and GIMP gives me the willies
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Then give them back
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "GIMP gives me the willies"
/outofcontextlolz
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *lows*
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# or pooing....
:)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# But is it a methane free zone?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# fecking hell, HOW BIG?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# OMG this!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha
That's also where dyslexic boatowners can't moor.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ooooh OOOOOOOOHHHH ooooooh

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ducks?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# no, pies
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# pfft sorry!
i am easily RISed
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahah, this is utter madness :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Demis has eaten all the pies
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Oh nicey nicey nicey.
I does like this so I does.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Gorgeous :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# thanks!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Simple yet equally smashing sir!
*click* :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# nicely done.
less is more quite often ( explain that maths geeks? ;))

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# a fremen bride?
absolutely beautiful!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Blimey
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Is that the girl from the famous National Geographic photo?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ^this

Edit yes point made, but the eyes are very alike...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# can't recall
where I found the stock now. But you may be right.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I think i saw it on pixdaus once
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# It's all relative
(if you ask the computer geeks to explain it, they'll tell you that less is more than more because it goes backwards)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Thar she blows!!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Heartburn?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# what a feeling!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hepburn?
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I told you to blaaaaw the blaaaady doors off!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Yay is it 12 o'cock!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# LOL!

(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# fukinell!!!
lol!!!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# stick a cork in it
thats what i do to my men
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# champagne cork projectile shannanagins...
(sha-nanna-gins... fuck knows how thats spelt)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *thinks*

3pm Draw Off - Tues 7/4/09 - will be Ghostbusters
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hoo-haaaaaaaaa
hooooo-haaaaaaaaaaaaa

hoo-haa
hoo-haa
you're wearing a man-bra!
you smell of wee and you eat trees
hoo-haa hoo-haa hoo-haa
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# has the boosh bindun? just an idea
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I've done quite a few, yes
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# as a draw off?
i've been watching too much lately...
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hmm not very sure.
I don't suppose it matters. It is what it is ;)

Besides. I'm still finishing the image I did for last week's draw off. I'm not very good at this ;)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Why Worry?
Each of us is wearing an unlicenced nuclear accelerator on our backs.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# speak for yourself
mine was supplied for free by the government on new deal!

:D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# OK, that's bad
Important safety tip, thanks Egon
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
:D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Gozer the Gozerian; good evening!
As a duly designated representative of the City, County & State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimention!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# We would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois' Law Enforcement community
who have chosen to join us in the Palce Hotel ballroom at this time...

0h...sorry
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Monty Python :)
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# right, I'm entering it this week. I WILL make time to do something! :D
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
:D GHOSTBUSTERS!
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# HAHA I voted and I'm not going to play.
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# U BAD
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# TO THE BONE
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# aw man i'd definitely draw wild things
but i guess no one else wants to OH WELL
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

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