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# I got a bit confused.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Too confused to optimise, I see...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oh yeah
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Aaargh
*shivers*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# o_0
not the eyes, NOT THE EYES!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I a bit ris
but where can I buy one?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Thine picture
is big
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Oh I so would.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# haha.
You do like a strong, capable man ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I do, very much.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# O_o Yeeeeessss....
*paxmans*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# perhaps if you make it a bit bigger, we'll enjoy it all the more
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Could you make that bigger please?
I can't quite make it out.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# YOU'RE THE REASON I CUT MYSELF AT NIGHT
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# EMOLOL
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# You are 2 years old and still no clue how to resize?
BRING OUT THE CLUB OF SHAME!!! RAAAAHHHHHH
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *office giggle*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# tit.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hello Sir Trouser Plant. Please could you edit your picture to make it less than 100kb? Thanks!
It helps stop people getting all shouty. More info here:
Posting on /board?
Thanks!
(Please ask if you need help reducing the file size (that is, "optimising" it). We can help.)

Edit: here, I've done it for you: you can click the "Edit" button below your post and replace the img src="..." bit with img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/fe7e5ff5afd4ab82b5f5/baregrillssmall.jpg". It's only 50k, and also within the pixel limits.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Naaa
It's a long term troll. I had them on ignore for a while but went though my ingore list about a week ago. It knows, it just don't care. Obviously an ickle school kid as it posts on school olidays.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *shoulders slump*
Oh. Well, thanks for the warning anyway. I'll try a gaz, praps.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ah well, me reputations ruined anyway
might as well hit the bottom of the pile!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# The white Bust from hell?
She's got no bust...

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# that's really great
'dons raping shoes'

also, who is that woman? I recognise her from somefinorovva
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# jade goody
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# phew, thought it was somebody important for a minute there!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# i believe it is the Moss of Kates
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# michael parkinson is a legend:
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yays!
Way to go Parkie!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *applauds*
the man speaketh the truth!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Good man!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude
but has somebody broken all your fingers recently?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yesyes, they has.
if that makes it easier for you to ridicule me copy and pasting abilities..yes.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# It's ok son.
It turns out that I meant to be rude after all.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *puts the thermometer away*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# daughter ashally
hold up- your not my father! and yes- the best thing you get from beta is the fails. i like your work.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Don't try to mollycoddle me
whilst I'm in berating mode. You will confuse me. Not all of my installed memory banks are working to capacity these days. I don't need confusion.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i would listen to your musics
but the sound doesn't work currently on my computer.

type them to me please.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# as i haven't for a while...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# That's quite the sh.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# it's quite quiet?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Don't you taunt me, young man.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :D
can I flaunt you instead?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha, sure.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *places the Cap'n in the Flaunt-o-Tron3000*
Flaunt my pretty, Flaunt!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# haha
SAWCOCK!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You can get cream for that
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I haven't had spotted dick in ages
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I found two in the freezer yesterday
which was a surprise. If I remember to get some Ambrosia custard when I'm next out I will be eating them soon.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nomnomnomnom
I love it so.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# found food is some of the best kind of food
as long as it's still edible... by the same token, going to eat something you know you want only to find it's gone off is one of the greatest disappointments anyone can suffer, including finding you have the AIDS
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Once when I was a child I spent an entire day at school thinking about the last piece of cake that was waiting for me,
only to arrive home and find ants crawling over it. The image still haunts me.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# it sounds like a sad day
... perhaps we should do something annually to commemorate it

I said annually, not anally...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Could we do some anally annually?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haHA
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ha!
Every time....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# That's great!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I love the way you've taken the time to match the shoulders :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# What can I say...
it's my rigorous attention to detail that's made me the artist that I am...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# It's a seeeeems pic
yet you can't stop yourself :)
bless
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# this is beautiful :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# It's the hem cops!
scarper!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Is that Rosie Webster?
Also you're really shit.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *psst*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# No tube at work, love
what is it?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# A swirly animation thing.
Don't worry, The main sense of acheivement I got from this was conquering the damned YouTube uploader.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *claps violently and leaps onto lap* I am most proud.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :D
That's the best thing that's happened to me all day!

*hugs*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Eee!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
congratulations - you have got past the first test... now you must choose whether to journey to the forest of Lampwood (turn to page 84) or stay here in the secluded elven cul de sac of Melvile Street (turn to page 7)...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D
Decisions, decisions....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# cor
top skills!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ta!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Blimey, JPG, that's brill!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Just an experiment, but thank you!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :D
you could get a job as part of Hextatic...

WONDERFUL SIR!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Eeek! *wikipedias*
Ah, I see - Thank you!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# although it seems to say they used to do the visuals for Channel 5 so -- not sure how you'd feel about that as a compliment
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# LUNCH TIME!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ^THIS. HARD!
I think I need to bring the Happy Plaice out.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Women
know your place!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I do
That's Pumphrey Plaice.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Lesson 1
Spelling errors can by used to hide misogynistic hypnotic suggestions.
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I have my one bit of food for the day
Pasta salad
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# You need to wash that down with some nice lard.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I am looking after myself
So no lard for me, you can have it all
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I had a ham and mayo sandwich.
But since I'm at home, I griddled it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# So you had a home made subway?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Better than that.
Not a sub, just bread sliced from a homemade loaf.
Griddled with a bit of olive oil.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!
RAH RAH RAH
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *slices*
*grills*
*yums*

The ammount of veggies that have never heard of halloumi is sinful!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# and shameful
mmmmmm taste
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# omg you're the cause of everything wrong in my life
you don't fit in my clique oh oh oh the humanity we'll all be murdered in our beds.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# 'dun dun, dun na, da na naawhaaaargh'
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Why do cats ALWAYS look so unimpressed with everything
and woo and *click*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Coz they're unimpressed with everything.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Cats have already seen it all and done it all
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
excellent!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# that's fabulous :D
I would of spat porrige every where if i hadn't of made it so thick instead i just made a weird sounding noise in my mouth.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
that's cats all right
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry if bindun...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahahaha
I thought it, but didn't do it.

Nice one ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# You!!
I saw your "tributes".



Marvellous stuff.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :)
They've been inside me for ages bursting to get out..

I just had to check you hadn't done them already ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Crazy!!



(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hah
tops!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# It's funny because it's true.
I like it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Remixed British History - Episode 17 - The battle of Balaclava


At the critical juncture, Lord Raglan sends in the heavy bombers of the USAF
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Nice
I sometimes imagine high tech army verses army of old, cos I'm so damn cool
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Well I reckon Ghengis Khan who have had 'em in a fight anyway.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# They should stick that in the next CoD game
on the multiplayer... one team has high-tech, the other has WW2 weapons
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# One of those irritating american army units Vs Stalingrad
FIGHT!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Remixed British History - Episode 4 - Boudica


Boudica's contraversial policy of terrorism and political lobbying, the "Bullet and the Ballot box" with support from various organisations in the US eventually undermined the occupying Roman authorities and brought them the negotiating table.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Remixed British History - episode 48 - the battle of the nile


as this contemporary picture shows, the attack of the Douglas Dauntless dive bombers from USS Enterprise on the french flagship Orient was the turning point of the battle.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha nice ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# That's truly excellent.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ooo! Nicely done:)
Also was I the only one to spot the really poorly provided prop BBC beeb are doing3at the moment?


EDIT: aktwally the lully image above gives me a compo idea.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# That's a hell of a cool phone!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# That they've just unplugged. They could have just used a cordless.
Maybe it's female RJ11 end pr0n.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *waits for it be shopped out in favour of a magenta cock*
Also the problem with Doctor Who's production isn't the props it's the fact they light everything far too brightly! I swear there's no shadow or dark or even half decent camera angles in that show.

It makes it look like an old sitcom rather than sci-fi.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# haha it's the hivemind
www.b3ta.com/board/9340892


**EDIT I totally agree about the lighting thing there is no sense of mood or drama even the 3D animation is all very toonish like the Sliverin (or whatever they were called). I know it's suppose to be a kids show, but the original Dr Who was pretty scary in it's day and it never did me any har... HE COMES... ZALGO!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yet conversely the original doctor who was also more light and nonchalent.
Whereas the script and David Tennant's face seems to largely just switch between 'hyperactive and irreverent' and 'moody and hurting'.

With all the amounts of set dressing they do sometimes you'd think they'd light it well though, tshh! Also what were those baked potato people about?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Sontarans?
They were creatures from the original doctor who too
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Did they wear the ridiculous 'for mash get smash' helmets in the original too?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The original ones were pretty scary
but as you say they have swopped the moody lighting of the original for moody scripting and it doesn't work. So the Sontarans just look pathetic thesedays.

www.sf-radio.net/doctorwho/charaktere/bilder/sontaran.jpg
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Pfft, silly beeb
*is pleased she doesn't have a fringe any more*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# SHe's one of those weird people that I can't make out if she's good looking or not.
SHe may be ug and hides it well or good look and hides it well.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I think she's alright looking
she's not ugly. I'm just pleased people have stopped asking me if I'm bovvered.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Are ya though?
Are ya bovvered?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *glares*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# But are ya bovvered though?:P
don't worry that was the last tiem.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# She may not be ugly.
But she IS ginger.



*hides*(I'm part ginger dont hurt me)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Well, that went well for you.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hmm
Not really, I have gingery bits if i dont shave for a few days :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# SHe looks like Bez from the Happy Mondays
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ohhhhhh yeeeeah....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Sadly love didn't tear her apart.
Would have even settled for a rat.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# She's not really my cup of tea
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# fringes are the work of a 90's devil
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# those days when cordless ment something!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# pffftt, you'd think someone would have noticed that comedian is not wired in to the funny banks!
ammatures
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
Things were looking pretty bad for the light brigade...

Then the air support turned up.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Damn
Are you in my head or something, I've got that on the photoshoppe board right now....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Would you settle for a Klingon Bird of Prey at the Battle of Britain?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Very very nice indeed sir.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# that is so full of WOO it's getting a *click!*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# yes!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Marvellous-ness!



(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Luvli!
*click*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Milking the penguin..
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# But there's five of them!




(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# penguin !
then assume the extra's a desperate hanger on from stage crew licking on the puddle of lime-light ;) :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Pfft, like any of them have a vagina.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'd like to find out!!



(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hazmat suits at the ready.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha!
i had to google hazmat!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# pictures
or it didnt happen
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# This picture
has just made me thing of "The Minogue's Vaginas"

I think I need a little lie down.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Same here...
...now.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] More John O' Connor...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha, that's bloody marvellous.
*has just finished her draw off entry*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Thankoo...
...Fluffbumps ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# pfft!
"oops! I broked the robot"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I bet he now goes on to have a go at the lighting director for
not making him look orange enough. "Goddamit fucking idiot, I'm suppose to be fucking orange here fucking hell, not fucking magenta fucking idiot!"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# They just don't make 'em like they used to,

And for the total Peedballs experience you can even listen to this thrashy guitar theme tune I put together ages ago
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You silly man :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I remember the original game!
Whoa!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I remember with all this were 8 bit fields!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# So do I, worryingly
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Some kind of game?


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha! woo!
such a good game that was...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha
YAY the original Speedball!

Only the other day I was on youtube looking for videos of that exact game.

Awesome pic but cringe at the thought of peeing out a stone :((
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Allow me to dribble

some woo all over this post!

Speedball were an old favourite of mine
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Fuck, you're pretty good looking!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I take good time
grooming myself every morning
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# feckin' brill!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ice cream...ice cream!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha! damn... I've not played Speedball in a long time....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I played it yesterday.
The gameplay is really underwhealming compared to 2, the music and the menu graphics still look amazing though.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Can't say I fully remember the game
although I have heard of speedball.

Nice anime though.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] teeheee yay! the most criticism ive gotten on b3ta so far!!! gimme a prize!!!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# get to fuck.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You know when Bruce Lee tells you to get to fuck -
you get to fuck!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Bit NSFW there chap.
Odd though...Very odd
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# yeah the boob is a bit much.
oh yes, because you broke a rule on the internet I should be really condemn you as being a total and utterly useless berk. The image is not safe for work, where I should be working instead of looking at an image board...

edit: good person.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# you go girl.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *does snappy finger thing*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Cunt.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :o
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahah


with your post above brings back so many good memories!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# any chance of you finally getting naked on your other account?
;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I gave up
when I reached 2K on this account. If I'm still around I'll make a 2x5K, front and back nudity.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# damn.. "something weird"
that's the label I was trying to remember yesterday..
*googles some trash cinema*


also...TITS.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh thanks man!
Thank you for posting porn you little cuntnugget!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I wouldn't mind so much if it was a decent knocker.
but that's a bit ew, even by my low standards. I mean seriously, it's like a half empty bag of flour with a nipple on it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# be a good chap and fuck off.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# this wins
internet 1 is done bring internet 2 now
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Link it!


this is the way i'm feeling right now
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# No.


Edit: You'll not get a prize, you'll get a fucking good kicking.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Incidentally, I found Henry's son...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Do tell!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# better tits that the image up there
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# MIPPLES!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
nice one, Archie...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# NSFW
just as well my W is home.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I think you misunderstood the compo
it's about putting musicians you like into films. Not putting them into some obscure porno flick DVD. I guess by now that you will have equated the response to your picture to the quality of your picture therefore you have failed in some large degree to appease the b3ta masses. Please link your unsuitable image for fear of getting a "God Edit" and gaining the acrimony of our good selves. There's a good chap.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ^this^
with bells on
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] wigs ?

quick and dirty..
(like your sister.. yeah !)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# What is the obsession rock bands have with school kids?
Fair turns my stomach, it does

this un perticularly

I wanna know what love is? Well, it probably doesn't involve terrorising school girls in filthy gents toilets
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I wish schoolgirls dressed like that where I live...
Young lass yes, but doesn't look like a schoolie to me.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# maybe they were forteling disneys foray into child exploitation ? ,..naked brothers, cough, cough !
indeed.. though it seems that shocking folks and appealing to deviants sells records..

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# bollocks.
I'm not in a rock band.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# One for a Tuesday:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# !


bindun?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# plantain?
woss that?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# green bananas
as used in voodoo according to my aunt
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# voodoo cake!!
nom nom
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Damn you, you have highlighted my food related ignorance,
I had to Google what a plantain was - I suspect this is a nevabindun and woo it is.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# me too :-/
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahah, SSSPPPAAANNNGGG!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I've just spent ages
trying to make dbroon's image below into "PANTALOON".

But it was rubbish and taking faaaaaar too long. So I stopped.

*sigh*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Don't stop the 'shop
you must overcome this block of the 'shop
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Avnowse:


CFB
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Wait what,
Why is it sunny with scattered cloud in your image?

(woo)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# New layer > Filter > Render clouds > Fill white.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# why is it always sepia in your pictures?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Why is it always ace in your images?
*Click*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Why is it always images in your /board?
Nice, and moderately surreal.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You find many nice aging buildings to photograph
is it very derelict where you live? I know it always seems to be raining perhaps that's why the building are rotting. ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind the seams
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# the golden gate bridge is over the mersey?
*runs*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Bridges have been known to move you know...

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Tower bridge obviously wanted to see the sun once in it's life time.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It was an exchange program

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# It it did
I would have sold itself to an American:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'd still do
Jessica Lennon
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# What seams?
Hahahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# a dog with hot chips...
...or a hot dog and chips, coming up!


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Redex
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Apply protection
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# redex...
...can't protect you from the genital warts.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I fucking love that dog
almost as much as clive
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Clive loves him too huh?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# EeeewwwwwwwwP!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# shot
down
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It seems that other people can see your image
so it must be all my fault
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# This is Hot Chip?
I heard them do a studio mash of that She's wearing my Rolex song on the BeeBeeCee RadioOne and I thought one of them was a girl. Or is that a different Hot Chip?

Edit: Nope it's the same Hot Chip www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6-iUhBTUws
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# You rack a dirciprine!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahah brilliant.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahah, that dog is a great source
even without mirroring.

Oh, and just to let you know, there's no chance you'll be seeing my cock today so don't even ask. There, I've said it, now we all know where we stand.

Edit: I've never heard of Hot Chips but this is still a pleasing use of their name :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Spoil sport!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'd be tempted if someone wants to see mine.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# go on then...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# well lets analyse this situation, I'm not an exhibitionist,
so if I get my cock out what's in it for me?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Great name
but probably the most overatted band of the last few years.

Insipid, whiney rubbish

Hello !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] You know you make me wanna shout...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Lulus!
Faasands of 'em!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *Fnortles*
Woo!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# haha oh dear.
you're causing me harm today.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Sorry sir...
...no harm intended ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# *insert witty and subtle joke about whites of their eyes*
Haha nice
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
win
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Ta Toastie!
Thankee sir ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# WeeeeEEEeeEEEEeeeeellll.....
You know you make me wanna KILL BLACKS
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Ahaha!!
most woo!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# pearoast?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# No Arhie it was this one, although just seen link below...:)


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ...or this...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# as you were then...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Phew...
...*wipes forhead* :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ha, yes.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahah
it's a good one!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# fookin classic!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I had no idea what the other two looked like either
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliance.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# That's rather good and deserves more praise
*awards more praise*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Thanks
it's much appreciated
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
#
Hahahahahahahahaahahahaahha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# WE CAN HAS TRAMP?


Click for bigger (395 kb)

EDIT: I LOVE YOU ALL
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# you are an artist :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Nah
I'm a scribbler :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I read that as 'I'm a stripper'
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# And now they can take him back to their lair and eat him over a period of days.
Woo
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Yeps
He tastes malty.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Lovely.
I might pop along, see if I can have a bit of arm.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Well there's no (h)arm in it!
/I'll just get me coat shall I?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *helps you with it*
would you like the rest of the puns you didn't use in a doggie bag to take away with you?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I just don't want them to shoulder the burden of eating the whole thing.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Bloody hell woman. Talented.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Aw *blushes*
Thanks dollface :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Have you seen these?
They make me think of you, and I love irregular choice

www.amazon.co.uk/Irregular-Choice-Cortesan-Robot-Ankle/dp/B001O60NCO


brb, cigarette time.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Oh my.
They are porn. They are filthy. They are glorious.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# See, I knew you'd love them.
I really am off out for five minutes now.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Aw
If Swift had been a b3tan.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# goodness
that's wonderful.

THIS IS ARRRRRRRRRRRT! (A)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# haha
lovely work
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# i thought they were little cinder blocks
but they're happy little thingys from Doctor Who!

Kill 'em.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# CHEAT
You just re-enacted this scene in real life, took a photograph and used the edge detect filter.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# you've been on
facebook havent you :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# actually
the only reason I have a facebook account is because someone linked me to theirs a while back and I haven't used it since.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# good story
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# trufax
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# [now it's time for a robot dance]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# All of the violation of privacy with none of the benefits of casually stalking old schoolmates
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# awww, that is superb!
*clickies*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# He needs a good nights sleep here;
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# what a cracking bobble hat and beard combo
!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# this sucks
Not really, it's wonderful. Are the gerbils about to turn him into soylent green?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# very nice that :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Your pencil skills are really good
lovely work. I do hope they wash him before eating him.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Nice!
Also, who is Mandy and how do I get a fiver to her?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
#
This from your profile made me laugh far, far too much

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you want to be in my gang?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Oh, you silly, clever, wonderful, man!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hiya Joilet!
Thankoo ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *checks clock*
Ningles! Just about!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# nearly afterning
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hah
oh dear oh dear.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Haha nice one
That is probably what he thought after his magical mystery tour of South East Asia last year.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahah! *clicks*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Thanks...
...Stevie :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

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