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# Now, over to Ed, with the sport....


Quick & Dirty - check
Way out of my comfort zone: Sport - check
Apologies in advance - check
Ris-ing - link
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
A usual hefty *click* sir! :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# :D hehehe
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha snap!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Oh Bugger!
Sorry, mate - I hadn't seen that one....

It's just such a great pic of him....and you've put in a hell of a lot more effort than my lazy arse did...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# No worries - I did it many many moons ago
Took me ages to find it :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# And the 'Jam The Printer' link is inspired!!!!
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# The old BBC site made it really easy to change any of the text
On the new one it's a bit more of a chore ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# view the source
copy it into dreamweaver and the like. Change what you want in the html then preview it in your chosen browser. Take a screenshot and profit.



Click for bigger (187 kb)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I used to use the old javascript technique
Paste this into your address bar

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

Then you can edit the page in your browser, take a screenshot and that's it.

The new BBC site does something funny when you move the mouse over certain parts of it though, so you have to be careful :¬/
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# HA HA
almost missed this Sir.

Woo yay for being outside of your comfort zone.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# NORKS!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha crikey!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# pffft
National Geographics!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I'd always suspected that!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Madonna (Madge) Bishop
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *is confused*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# sex anyway?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Alright then miss.
Time and place?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# O FUCK NO
*chunks*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Gah!



(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ARGHARGHARGH
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# she looks marginally different with her make up on
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Isn't that the librarian from the beginning of Ghostbusters?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Madonna's 50.
And Anne Harries or whatever her name is looks very nice for her age. Bit of a GILF if you ask me.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# GILF lol!
The only GILF i'd do is my wife!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Candice Bergen.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# No one over fifty!!
Which only gives me 13 months!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Pfft, even I've got exes older than that.
Why 50 as the cut off, just out of interest? Purely because it's a nice round number?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I don't know!
I would never go for anyone older, unless they looked younger and couldn't tell!!
Like my missus, who has a "fit body" according to my lesbo mate!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# That's just a polite way
of avoiding saying "look at the fucking head on that ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *holds up pint of ale admiringly*
*quaffs deeply and then wipes his tash on the back of his hand*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# An unimpeachable source, then?
;-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Helen Mirren
cos you know she'd be filthy
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Oooh
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# OK.


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Anne Haddy?
Would. Her and Zelda out of Terrahawks in the ultimate floppy-skinned three way.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Oh please God no.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# oh good lordy... 0_o
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Wrong on so many levels,
But top work, sir!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# g20..
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Spot. On.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# topical and politiaclly charged...
Is this still /board?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *watches BBD getpushed over*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *grumble, grumble*
*context... grumble, grumble... wait for all the facts... grumble grumble...*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# In what context is it appropriate to push someone to the floor from behind?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# In an slapstick context
Comedy trombone optional
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ah yes.
Someone forgot to order the entertainment for the protest, so the friendly police stepped in to fill the gap.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# The police are advancing on the crowd
Are they telling the crowd to get back?
Is this man ignoring them?
How has he found himself at the front of a crowd of protesters if he's just walking home?

There is no information about this video other than it's turned up, most websites/news programs have edited it to fit the slot and there's no information about where/when/what was happening.

Yet everyone is perfectly happy to draw their own conclusions and have already sent the officers to the stocks.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I haven't drawn conclusions.
I'm struggling to come up with an excuse for those kinds of actions though.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# How about...
the heightened sense of fear on the side of the police that they were outnumbered by people lobbing bottles at them?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# That doesn't justify assault.
I don't think the Police would look kindly on someone pushing over a random person because they're scared of a general situation.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Does it matter
Does marching give them the right to push someone?
Does shouting give them the right to push someone?
Does being ignored give them the right to push someone?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You're talking like this guy was walking through London's streets on any given day
He wasn't. It was the middle of a protest which was, at times, violent. It's not like he was merrily walking along an empty street and the police set upon him
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Not to worry, the police will do a typically thorough internal investigation
and decide pushing a random bloke on his face and causing him to die of a heart attack even tho he was walking away from them with his hands in his pockets, then initially lying about it until a film of the event surfaced, was entirely justifiable considering what a great job they do protecting the public and upholding the law...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# whoa nelly! let's not be too damning just yet
it hasn't been confirmed that the police caused the heart attack. Granted, it may well be a contributory factor, but it's not fact - yet.
from what I heard it was 10 minutes after this event he actually died from a heart attack. And having a heart attack isn't a 'sudden' thing. The way he was walking/wandering beforehand suggests he may not have been feeling all that well prior to the push. It 'could' have possibly been starting prior to the push, and the push 'may' have exacerbated the situation.
It's unfortunate in any case, and that push was certainly not warranted in the situation, BUT, it may not have been the main contributory factor in the cause of death, that has yet to be determined.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# interesting post here
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Well lets put it this way,
not one of their finest moments...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# that's kind of where I was going :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# either that
or they'll announce he was wearing a large coat, and ran when questioned.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# * I can't see any posts on b3ta now?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# What? I can see this at work. That can't be right.
Also: it's ace.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# this is brilliant
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# i dunno
I think they could still see evil. Superman could be floating above a school jizzing on them from above, for instance.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Top work, that man
Nicely done.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Kim is a girl's name....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Can you make it bigger please Stan? ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I know!!!
Hang on!!!

Under 100k limit now!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Good! ;)
EDIT: Ha ha ha! You have just uploaded the original image :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I know!!
Having a crisis!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahah
*sits back and watches the epic fail*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I forgot to resize and optimise!!
Sorted now.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*text abuses*

EDIT: Yay! You did it :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# is what I'm seeing
not meant to be what i'm seeing then?

edit: see it now!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# It's so well shopped I can't tell what he did
EDIT: Okay, I take it back.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I made their heads bigger so you could see them, when i shrunk the pic.
But then I forgot to shrink the pic!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# also starring in disney's
the black hole sun
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# maybe your love had just grow
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ahhhh much better... (Cheeky TJ)
Can I ask people what I should do in this case:

Go Ape (www.goape.co.uk/) have borrowed an image of mine (www.flickr.com/photos/davyboygravyjoy/2711241235/) without my permission, and it's All Rights Reserved (and has been since it was uploaded). I'm not after monetary rewards, but a mention or a nice pass to their aberfoyle centre would be nice.

How should I approach this?

Cheers for the Cheeky TJ
Edit: removed txtspk from my message above
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Go round to their offices and shit in the water coolers
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Now why did I just know asking on here would result in an answer like this
:-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Seriously though,
there are people on here with plenty of experience and advice about these things. I'm not one of them.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# This^^^
I don't hate Nuts and Zoo because they nick pictures, I only hate them because they don't nick mine :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I console myself by saying they can't steal animations, which most of my things are.
However, that's probably not the main reason noone steals them.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# The Great Architect would be the best person
to talk to, he has pestered Zoo and Nuts plenty in the past for the same thing :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# An intellectual property lawer could probably sort this in ten minutes.
Or shit in their letter box
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Your first thing would be to write to them
And ask for an explanation. Chances are they don't have a clue as they will have paid a webmonkey to make their site for them.
Point out that the image is reserved and that you would like them to offer you recompense in line with current industry rates for image use or remove the image within 24-48 hours.
remind them that should you not get a satisfactory response you will have to refer the matter to a legal representative.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Thanks for the advice
First stage I've called them and notified them. I'm waiting to hear back from their guy who worked with the Web Design company. Am trying to play the nicey nicey, as they run a nice organisation.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Got what I'm after
I've got 4 adult passes for Go Ape to make amends for using the picture without permission.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Personally I'd have been asking
for the minimum standard charge of £300 and to retain all rights but if cheap bribery suits you then... ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Savage garden ?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# It's awfully windy today...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# That is fantastic :D
Photobucket
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Nice hat BTW
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Thank you :D
I didn't make it, but I just found it in my old photobucket account :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# please accept a click from me :)

CFB with spade & bird action 918kb
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Top windage.
Woo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Severe wind often gets in the way of the birds and the bees
*parps a woo*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# either that
or the bee is farting like a docker
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# HA!
Works either way!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# that is rather well done m'lad
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Very nicely done
I've got a sexy new phone.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# is it shaped like boobs?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Does it vibrate?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Of course it does.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# does it make and receive phone calls?
... because I've seen people fall down at this hurdle before now
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# then you have chosen wisely
and shall be rewarded

*unbuttons shirt*

LOOK AT MY BELLY!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *mwa*
if it's a fuzzy belly, especially mwa. Nothing better than a fuzzy mantummy.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# well,
as it happens, the answer is yes...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# awwwww
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Pffft, silly man
Who the hell uses their phone for that sort of thing these days!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I can SSH into my UbuntuBox
at home through mine... I have never and will never do that... but I could if I wanted to and I constantly left my computer switched on...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# o_O
that legal?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I live on the wild side
... of LiNuX
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# can it make cups of tea and dispense jaffa cakes?
(edit: in fact, I'm going to DEMAND they make phones that can, damnit!)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# No, but even YOU don't do that.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I've mastered tea making, and after the gene therapy and McVittyfication, I will be able to dispense jaffa cakes.
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ooh... very good
Here have a scooby-snack... *throws WiL a scooby-snack*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *eats*
*still hungry so makes a very high sandwich*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Cooool!
Woo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# WiL does motion very well
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# You're too kind!
*takes a bow*

*wears it in hair*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The bee will not be tempted by the flower's lovely pollen. Oh no.
Good bee. Good job. Woo :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# That is lovely
Just nearly stuck a chisel in my hand
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yes sticking a chisel in your own hand is a challenge
cant someone do it for you
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# wonderful
windy days I get my petarurus briviceps out
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Sugar Gliders win D:
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Chortle!
Looks like fun! :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# yay...nicely done
*feels wind on face*...:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Grim Fandango meets Casablanca
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Yay!
and: What's all this magnet stuff?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# don't know but it's magnetic
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# its polarising opinion
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Iron Filing a Petition about it right now
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# We must stay positive all this negativity isn't getting us anywhere
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I feel strangely attracted to this notion
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# should we put it to a pole?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Do you mind if I field this question?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oh, for fuck's sake, you lot!
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I'll have you charged
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I am repelled by this carry-on.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I'm neutral
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Well, so long as you're positive about that.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Watt's your problem??
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ohm my God!
Did you really say that?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# He's rather susceptable to these things.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# oh the irony
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# lodes of it
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# You nodes it!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I re-fuse to take part any more
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'm sensing some resistance
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Come on
pull yourself together
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Or watch "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"
Fluxsocks, I have to go out now.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I find you very attractive
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# arg
I'm so repulsively slow
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Stop forcing the issue
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# well opposites *do* attract...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
#
F=q(v x B) you!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I see a sine in that.
and I hardly think barbarossa is particularly current...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I find your conductivity very pleasing
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You have a great deal of compass-ion
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# what magnet stuff?
Magnets and stuff? Or like... Magnets?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# i dont get it either.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# That's because you are made of brass
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# once had a love, and it was a blast...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# magnet stuff?huh!?!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# It seems that noone can field this question
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Of all the bars in all the world...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ... why do I always end up
in a Witherspoons...?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# She was great in Walk the Line ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I'm more of a Magnetly Blonde man myself
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hopefully she'll star in "walk the plank" soon
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :D *votes*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Because it's cheap.
Like the budgie.

And actually serves quite nice curries*

*in 2003, last time I went into a Wetherspoons
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I went into my local one the other week
and asked for a pint of Bitter.

The lovely people only charged me 99p for it!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I suppose
... ha - was once in Dumfries and promised Mrs. UnderCover I'd take her out for a slap up meal at the fanciest place we could find to show her how much I wanted to get into her knickers... the only (and so by definition flashest) place we could find was a Wetherspoons. Whole meal plus two rounds of drinks cost me £11.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# And did you get into her knickers? ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'm far too much of a gentleman to go into detail
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Smooooth :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yup
she's a very luck woman... the moral of the story is, Dumfries is a hole. Don't go there expecting food.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i must be the only person on the earth
who hasnt played this. Or full throttle. Or day of the testicle. Or sam and max.

I played monkey island 1 for a few hours though.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# DOTT and Sam n Max were awesome.... (as were MI 1&2)
Full Throttle, I always thought, was a bit crap
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# get scummVM and get DOTT its great
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ^

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Ive played half of sam and max
I love p&c games but can never be arsed to finish them
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# full throtle was embarrisingly easy
i aslo noticced one of the voices of the bad guys is the same guy who did "Brain" from "pinky and the brain"
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# You're not wrong down there!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# uhuh
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# She looks like she is the face of those new stroke adverts....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# how dare you!
she is lulley
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# neither of them are sarah hendy
check her out on youtube
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# mehhhh - common blondie!
its quite scary how someone has recorded bid up TV and wanked over it...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# savage set of pins on her
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# indeed, the doidy wench
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# amazing it still works with all his juice on it
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hA, WHAT?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahah! brill :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I really loved that game
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
thats bril!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I give you.....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely done :D Now animate an airplane crashing into it ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *hands over the moon*
*on a stick*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Why thank you!
*licks*

Ewwww! This isn't cheese!

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAhdtDmsOw
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *Is shocked and awed*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :)
Can you use your imagination for the plane? ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# He can use magnets, perhaps
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# OKey :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# GET TO WORK
animation bitch
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Excellent!



(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yay
this is double good because it also reminds of the film Mannequin
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# i read that as bubby hollywood
GAH - i cant stop listening to 'party people go off' by ice T and chris 'the glove' taylor thanks to this iconic celluloid scene:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcG-_bMyVo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# fuck
that's maxi-woo that is, top shop.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# awesome 'shoppage! *clicky!*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Negative image challenge
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Is Baby Spice
in the Thames Dead?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# * It's a play on words you fool...

* Try the image name
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sorry, that is very good :F
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Had to look that one up!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# aw. my favourite spicegirl isn't there :(
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# LOL!
When I went to see Jamie Cullum she was sat in the box next to us! TRUFAX!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# why did you go to see jamie cullum?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Well, my ex-girlfriends mum tunes his pianos,
so he gave her a box at teh Albert Hall for one night which we went to.

He was actually surprisingly enjoyable.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Oh, Sush, no. Nooo.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I don't care!
I had a Burger King that night so it was a good night damn you!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You're crying inside. I CAN SENSE IT.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah, I know,
I was just fronting....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# EEEEEW.
It'll take weeks of Caroline Keating to make me feel good again now.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# She's dead man.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Her brother was my boss. Trufax
He is an utter, utter dick.

It's obvious he's a taker, too.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# the last time I had burger king I was only about half drunk
I ate it. about five minutes later it had a massive disagreement with my stomach and came back. I was pissed it cost me a lot of money.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Did he try and tune her piano?
by we do you mean you and your ex or you and your ex's mum?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I mean me, my ex, her mum and her mums husband.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Aww, a double date.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Meh, I used to have to go to those kind of things
with her as payment for dragging her to my gigs all the time. Although, I managed to keep her thinking I hated classical music for ages so that I could go to concerts I actually wanted to go to, but she thought I was doing it for her ;) WIN!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# all the best relationships
are a web of lies
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I was only using you
.. I needed someone to play Army of Two with...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# This^^^^
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# kinkay.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah,
it is horrendously kinky to be sat in the same massive room as more than one woman.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# This is why I did Physics
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# There are women in physics?
You sir are a liar and a nonsense! ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Strangely, there are quite a lot in the area I'm working in.
Despite there being virtually none on the BSc. I don't know where they come from.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# no he's right. there are a few. more than maths anyway
clearly a physics major did me no good at all.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# pfft. lowly unmathematical scum...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Maths is merely the language of Physics.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yep.
But we usually communicate in a series of grunts and leave the polysyllabic stuff to the theorists and mathematicians.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# you're sounding more and more like an engineer.
engineers want to be physicists, just like astronomers want to be theorists, like theorists want to be mathematicians and mathematicians want to be gods...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# You're just jealous because our work is vaguely relevant to the real world
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# you said physicist not engineer.
(besides, I've got an adv phys major, and worked in a lab as an undergrad, it's all stickytape.)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# The patients we help diagnose and treat seem to find it relevant.
Obviously we couldn't do it without sticktape and bluetack.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# My honours thesis was on ultrasound contrast agents.
FUCK YES I AM RELEVANT!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'll be spending a fortnight in ultrasound soon.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# does that make sense?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# why did you go to see jamie cullum?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# What the fuck is a Jamie Cullum?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *tucks the Profs' blanket in*
Nothing you need worry about, dear.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# a sortof offensive smug noise eminating from around a piano.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *LOL*
10/10. perfect description.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *bows*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# A Jazz Goblin.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# any one can drum on top of a piano. he could bearly hold a tune on a cardboard box.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Meh,
at least he writes his own stuff and plays an instrument. Which is more than can be said for most of the beat combos today.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I was going to do SpiceWorld, but starring Girls Aloud
In the end I couldn't be arsed
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Well done - good decision!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I know!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# this image took me far too long to get
and i still dont quite get it.

By the way, phwoar - that becky mantin itv weather-lass is a birrovallright inner?
She has an awesome name too. I like the name 'becky', and her surname sounds like mantis.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Louise?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yes

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I thought you told me not to call you that *in the daytime*....?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# The rules change near Easter

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *notes down for future reference*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *applauds*
Well done, that man...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA
oh you!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *beams*

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# it's my profile pic for gMail now
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ahahahaha
first lol of the day
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# From Sleeper, yes


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Well, yes...
:D

You got me worried there, some inverse joke, or something.
I'd better lie down, I think.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Que?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# See above^


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I get that,
not the film.

Here we go again....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Woody Allen's The Sleeper

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Whatever happened to Baby Magnet?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# A quantum of magnets

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Captain Corelli's Magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Don't tell Magnet the Magnet's Dead
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Harry Magnets and the Magnet of Magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yep!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Dear God man, what have you done!!!!!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Turned Louise into a robot?


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Which, frankly, is not an ideal set of circumstances.
See me afterwards.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Sex robot?
...Hangon..I bet she's not aged well!

Scrub that!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I saw ASIMO the other day
he's not sexy and he's a lot shorter in real life
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ^ Jackie Chan?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Er...

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
I like this film a lot ... this and Bananas and Love and Death...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# taste the rainbow
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Chortle!
Also...

Fox socks
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yea, but does she cook socks?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Nigella does

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# * I was hoping you would post that
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I bet she does!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool Hand Elvis
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Needs some death on toilet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# pfft...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha, thats more like it
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# For once I don't get one of your pics :(
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# In the film - eggs
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# What film?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Cool Hand Luke
/the one between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# This will probably shock you greatly,
but I have never seen it :D

EDIT: A quick check of imdb reveals I have only ever seen 3 films with Paul Newman in :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It's well worth a watch.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I shall probably never catch it.
For some reason, as Archie well knows, I have a terrible habit of not having seen these so called classics.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Good grief man, there's a whole raft of films you need to see
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I know :(
Reading through his filmog on imdb I was slightly worried at the ones of his that I have actually seen too.

Torn Curtain, The Sting and The Hudsucker Proxy.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It's great
It's like The Shawshank Redemption... with eggs
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I have seen that film!
I liked that film.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Best film review
EVER!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Force 10 From Navarone
Edit: Darn, foiled again.....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# The Day the Magnet Stood Still
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Stop, or my Magnet will Shoot!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# K19: The Widowmagnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# The Spy Who Magnetised Me
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Oh, I almost forgot...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# The Magnetrix Reloaded
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Magnet she wrote?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Magnetic Attraction
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# No Magenet for Old Magnets

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# The Magnet, the Magnet and the Electromagnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Batmagnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Gauss' Law.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Magnet Gangbang 11.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# The Magnets
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Magnet flew over the cuckoo's nest
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# The day the magent stood still

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Boyz n the Magnet?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Magnet 3: Rise of the Magnets
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Spidermagnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Bill and Ted's Excellent Magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Harry Magnet and the Prisoner of Magnetism
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# The Magneteer
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's a Magnet, Magnet, Magnet, Magnet World
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hot Magnets!
Part Deux
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Return of the Living Magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Magnet Movie.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# 3 men and a magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Magnets of the Caribbean
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Some like it Magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Magnet magnet magnet magnet magnets:
magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Magnet at Tiffany's
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Supermagnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# They Died with Their Magnets On
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# the last magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# the neverending magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# It's a magnet, magnet, magnet, magnet, magnet world
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Bindun.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# so have quite a lot of others
and you've probably never seen them, either
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# From Magnet with Love
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You Only Magnet Twice
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Dr. Magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# magnet magnet II: The Klumps
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Dr. StrangeMagnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Things you always wanted to knows about magnets but were afraid to ask
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Metal Attraction
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I think this should be
Ferrous Attraction

Damnit if Barbarossa didnt get there and use it better first.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# he probably nicked the idea form someone else...
/it had been done before


*scarpers from the wrath of the 'Rossa* ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# The third magnet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ferrous Magnet's Day Off
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# haha win \o/
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Dear god man, go and watch it, now
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# FOOD ESCAPE!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# uh hur hur

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# chortle
chompion:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Phwoor...
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Well at least it aint Hitchcock....


De-Ris for any of you who may not be into slightly obscure rock bands from the late 60's :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhM1XZsh6o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0JrV86EKCs
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Did they do the music for Weekend World?
or am i getting confused
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# "Mountain"
And the song was "Nantucket Sleighride" and is a cracking tune :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Yay :D
I was slightly worried that no-one would know who they were :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I like the occasional dose of Mountain
It sexes me up

/off to lunch
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I really love you Dixon :D
Enjoy your lunch!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *ahem*
the occasional dose of Mountain

pretty much anything
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# kapow!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# \o/ yay :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah,
that was the closing bars of Nantucket Sleighride, linked under the image :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Star!
love that tune

Sounds like Stiltskin!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time!

*goes to listen* :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuTVKO0RScI
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Needs more Hitchcock.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# You can get your fill here :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# How did i know it was going to be you, :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Obscure 60s rock band? Check
Shoddy shopping? Check

I have no idea ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Keep up the good work
The work top fitters have just been in, the work top looks like it has been nicked from a hospital, it is crap
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Pfft!
You're actually at work then?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yep, doing this on my mobile
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Never heard of 'em!


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hence the de-ris you uneducated fool!
Also, Felix Papalardi, one of the founding members produced Disraeli Gears by Cream I believe....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Cream?



(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Oh please tell me you are not serious....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ;D

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I prefer Black Mountain.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# You would you anti-hippy!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# So how do today young man?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Nifty. Just about to go out for a coffee. Then most likely the pub.
How are you?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Laser-kitty...coming at ya!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Is he an ex member
of Cleopatra?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Comin' at'cha!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ceeeeeeeeeee -L-E-O-P-A!
T-R-AhAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You and your pop groups!!


The charts were really crap in your day! LOL
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Ha!
True dat :D

Hence why I grew up on a diet of The Beach Boys, Santana, Bruce Springsteen and Mountain! Which reminds me....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *Nantucket Sleighrides*
;-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Fucking have it :D
I saw them a few years back :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yes*



*No
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# cleocatra?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *rolls around on the floor*
*burbles*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
that kitten looks like an utter spastic
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Quote of the week.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# whaa POWWW
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# A little flash of pussy!!


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Is he the new Bond villain?
Goldenpaw?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nah. He's the new X-Men character
Death Fuck Bastard
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *wants this to be true*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I don't
cause that will mean another film, and I don't think I could stand another Brett Ratner abortion
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ahh, good point.
I retract my earlier statement.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# FINE.
*flounces*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Great Name for a rabbit, though!
;-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Creep.
I like that in a human.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *buzzz*
Nope, try again...

;-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Oh you pedant!
Alright then; "lesser being"
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# zwoooooom
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Pew pew pew!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# mew mew mew
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# This is ACE.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# the BEST cat laser pic EVAR was that one donkeygums did
*raids fave pictures*

Here it is:
www.b3ta.com/board/9107140
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Gee....
...way to make me feel good about my work...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# heheh
sozzles, but in a world of cat laser pics, you gotta have favourites....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yeah ...alright..
and that is a good un
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# office lol
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# pew pew lasers!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Lunch time!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# off topic, but
this needs shopping - i can imagine them taped/ glued to the ceiling like the gasman in bottom.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Although you haven't provided a link
I know exactly what you're talking about...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7989683.stm
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# aw, shite - i knew i forgot something!
Yay for psychic powers!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Oh Noes!!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# AHH PRESS ALL BUTTONS.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i imagined that in a hillbilly accent.
much like fat bart simpson's classic 'ahh wash mahself with a raaag on a stick' line.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Tab? I'd like a tab.
Oh, no time for that now, I have to work.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# "I'm just amazed that for once Dad's butt prevented the escape of toxic ga..." "BART!"
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# "i cant decide without pictures!"
that is one of my 2 fave simpsons eps of all time. The other one is 'homer badman'

Ahhhh.... simpsons when it was GOOD. *reminisces*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I have too many favourite episodes... the 21(?) short stories one, Cape Feare (*sings* The Thompsons!)
the barts comet one... etc etc etc etc
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Brother From Another Series
and Cape Feare are ace
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
The any key? There isn't any any key!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *fetches fat guy hat*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *offers a sack of popcorn as compensation*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# got this halfway through a presentation at a conference last week
made me laugh
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# you put it in one of the slides?
You devil, you!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# no.
apparently the presentation computer couldn't handle videos... which was particularly cuntsome as I had six to show. Computer crashed twice. First time, just a freeze, so I reset it, and continued hoping all would be well. Next time I played the video BSoD appeared.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ah, the old 'Never, EVER do it live' mantra...
A truly laxative experience.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# LOL!
*awaits linux fanboy Kebab* ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'm too predictable.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Don't worry, he'll be busy with the first frame for a few minutes yet
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Zing!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# no need.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# why is their window using windows 98
get with the times
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# 3.1 FTW!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# 3.11 for workgroups RULEZ!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# erm...no

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# WINDOWS CAN KISS THE FATTEST PART OF MY HAIRY ARSE.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# What about the hairiest part of your fat arse?
;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it's not the same as the fattest part of my hairy arse.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You have been spending too much time studying your arse
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Which is the fastest part?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The bottom of the left cheek.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I got BSOD
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahaha....
I hate mine too.

20 minutes to PDF a two page document.
All IT say is, I shouldn't me using Media Player, and only open one Adobe application at a time.

Really fucking helpful
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Well learn latex you tard
and run a decent operating system.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah I would tard
if I was allowed to use my own computer at work!

FFS
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# get a better job where you can.
THERE IS A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEMS

:P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah, because Linux has such a reach into the corporate world...
Oh, sorry, got that wrong, it really doesn't.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# well that's not my fault
I'm going to put this in the thread just in case it's been missed...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Fanboy...
;-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Would you like to see my tux fan art?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# What, Again???
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahah, wtf? Bloody techies
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# do not upset a techie.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# But it's so easy...
As you've just proved!

:-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# have I upset one? or am I upset?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I have no idea,
and it's of little consequence as well.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# everything is of very little consequence
/philosophical bog.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I'm going to buy an EeePC with XP to spite you.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# your money.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# BE IRRITATED OTHERWISE IT'S WORTHLESS.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# if you waste your money this is funny to me.
i would lol and would not be irritated. I WOULD LOL TOASTEDCHEESE I WOULD LOL.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ono bkfir'd
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# EAT IT!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah
nothing to do with the fact that I've had the same PC for nearly seven years with no upgrades, apart from a CD burner... LAST YEAR
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# seven years? then perhaps you shouldn't have media player onpen, and more than one adobe app running....
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# windows?gah..............and it's jerky...tch!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# nicely!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 3MD - 08/04/09
Fucking skinnies, they make me bloody sick.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Bear in a mask and bra!!!
How rare!

Nice pic.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Cheers me dears
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent work as ever, and this tickled me greatly.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *tickles further*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *lashes around uncontrollably*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *considers the fact that you richly deserve it*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *whines*

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# nice bear bra! I likes this.
Why is your signature one of the script characters for 'china' on its side?

PS - is there no finer soundtrack to Eric Serra's score for Leon? Simply magnificent, dear!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# It's my initials, one on top of the other
F E H. Obviously a bit more stylistic now, but I've been signing my artwork (pfft) like that for years. Top number is month, bottom one is year.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I bet she has a bear-arse :D
most WOO, Cap'!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *doffs tricorn*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I am unclear as to what is occurring here.
But I like it!

*clicks*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I'm taking the piss out of furries, my dear
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# And that is always to be applauded.
:D

Edit: Where's Cenaris when we need to mercilessly take the piss?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# :D why thank you
edit: bless Cen. He's such a good little doodler himself.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Indeed, but you can almost hear him dribble
when JJ posts...
It's disturbing.

;-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Awwwwwww :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# dribble white tears of joy
from his one eye
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ah - i get it now
i thought you were taking a jab at skinny women by putting a bear in a human mask and a bra for some reason...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hah, no
I'm not THAT bitter, am I? Anyway, I'm not as big as I used to be.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# that pesky rick moranis got to you again, has he?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Why I outta.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Backwards furry ruurrrgggghh.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# rurrrrgh.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# You're awesome at faces.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Only pretty ones.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :D HELLO AFTERNOON WOWOWOWOWOW.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# SUP YO TASTASTASTASTASTASTASTASTASTArr.
I have to go out for a ciggie in two minutes.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I just did. Tag team.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# one minute.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Something puzzles me...
Does wearing leather or wool make you a furry?



(woo to the pic btw)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I don't think so...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# What about catwoman?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Exception to the rule.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *notes down*
Where would I be if it weren't for people like you?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# fantastic
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *hug* yo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh YES :D
I lurves x
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# :D eeeee x
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I am trying to stop, I promise :(
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# You bought the boxset then?
Woo.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Arf!
My dad has it :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
I LIKE BIG BOOTIED HOES
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I bet you do ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# heh - i love the juxtaposition of bad boy gangsta
and dainty tea-sipping dearie.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ha :D
I was originally gonna get rid of the hands and put his in, but I thought leaving them in would be funnier :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# a monacle would be a great addition, but may tip the balance a little too much...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# That would just be gay! ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Terry the seal is making the best of the situation
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Afternoon on the beach,
then go clubbing in the evening?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Someone appears to have impaled that seal with a parasol
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# maybe the seal is making the most of being impaled
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# he won't mind
he got a thick skin

*badadadish*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# P.O.S.T.

Ha! (0_o)
Okay to explain: I am mocking the people who relentlessly post the words TOAP when ever letters go anywhere near a photograph.
I did it because I just threw my printer down the stairs.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Picture on some text?
Pillion on some typing?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
#

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *checks day*
Meh.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I am so going to go fucking careful now
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Might as well...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
#

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# o_0
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Fraid I'm flicking one off the RIS!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# You know the irnoy of this is I don't even know what RIS means..
RIS RIS?

or is it a Meta RIS?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ah what a lovely catch I'll be reeling this one in...
in the net you go my gullible net user.

I think the fact I posted RIS RIS shows I really know what it means

(-_-)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Your meta posting
is breaking peoples brains
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# its a good job you blanked the number plate
i was about to hack the dvla to find out where you live for stalking etc.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I'd like to be stalked
At least then I knew someone cared, even if it was only in a stabby death murder kill way.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *cares*
*murder stabbies*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I think I would feel less anxious
if the media only referred to homicide using the verb "murder stabby".
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# i always like MDK
(not the overrated and shit game from the 90s mind)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I still wonder why the news reports murders...
Because it isn't news to anyone except the family and friends of the victim... and possibly their creditors.

I can only assume it is because on average, people are interested in hearing about how someone they never met stabbed someone else they never met to death, and how the family (who they've never met) are upset, and want the police (also, never met) department in the region (never visited, and never wish to) to do something magical about it.

I mean, how fucked up is that?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# It gives us something to tut about,
and complain about how it never used to happen in the old days.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Complainin'...
It aint like what it used to be.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# not POETS day?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# That's Friday:P
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You numpty:P
hahaha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# No, M.O.T.O.R.B.I.K.E
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# No P.O.P.E in belfast


(Lucky old Pope!)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# .................................................eh?
edit: why did you throw your printer down the stairs?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Crappy Lexmark
there is a little flimsy switch inside that indicates cover open or closed.. breathing near it breaks it.. after stripping it down to get at said switch and fixing it back in place I closed the lid and it broke again... I stripped it down fixed it and it broke again...
It went down the stairs and I went on eBay and bought an Epson
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ah, all you had to say was "Lexmark" and I would have understood :D
always had bad experiences with those....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Post op bike, ah, post op dike
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
:F
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Mobile phone overdone cosmetic surgery plectrum seat
I couldn't have put it better myself
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# That's my phone!
Woo to overly simple mobile phones!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# very clever
!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Printer On a Stair Tread?
:-(
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I'm with you on this issue ToaP ar PiCaTUREz too!
btw was the printer you threw down the stairs a P.O.S.T script printer?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] "Fucking Terrifying!", Joe Scaramanga, B3ta Press
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *screams* *runs*
He'd also be good in the Lost Boys.
"Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire."
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That would be terrifying
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Cliff's got his very own horror genre thing going on


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# My favourite Cliff Richard quote
"That's not an opinion, but subjective fact,"

Here (guaranteed no horses)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the back of the room, as well as making Wooo! noises*
*clicks*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# do you mind
this is a funeral!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I don't mind at all
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Everything's so GREEN!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# too brown
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# very woo
... we should do film reviews in the newsletter... and music reviews.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I'm sure no one has ever expressed an opinion about
a film or a CD on the internet... have they?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!




(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Heard this on my way into the office this morning

and had to get this image out of my head onto a post-it...
that is all thank you... back to a few more years of lurking...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# top lurkage :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Arf!
And remember all those spoofs about Harry Pothead?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahaha! Coppers, eh?
“Work now needs to be done to establish how far down the line we are towards dealing.”
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Time for my favourite pea
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# i love this
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahah!!!
WIN! *clicks
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

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