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# Simplez
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# My eye is now stuck to the monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Did you mean
monocle?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I want a monocle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I have a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# NO I meant bellend
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# OK
So how did you get your eye stuck to a bell end, may I ask?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# TERRORISTS: They're everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# TERROTS
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# airport lolz
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Even without the previos allegations... the in-game scenes were questionable...
(Virulent, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Again I ris at more computer games.
Look guys could everyone just limit all compo entrys to elite, chukky egg, manic miner, tekken, lemmings or WoW.

Ta muchly:D

EDIT: I seem to remember D was good too. You can include that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# the game is Moonwalker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Nononon
Moonwalker was a game for the BBC B!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# There can be more then one game with the same name
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# That's just lunacy!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# That game is bizarre.
Especially where he hunts for children hiding in bushes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# never played it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# It's very strange. His special move is a series of dance moves which the 'baddies' can't keep up with.
The baddies then fall over and die.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ^^^
Weirdest part is the dogs doing the dancing too.
(Virulent, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# also he turns in to a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# INCONCEIVABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hat throwing for the win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# sounds gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# ...bet you can't do this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Imagining a badly tuned accordian adds to the comedy value :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Perfonally I welcome out new accordianman overload.
*fears*

EDIT: How des it smell/taste?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# You're quite right

I can do this though.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# oh yeah... how 'bout this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# or this

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ...i could only do this once...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# *identifies apple*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Battleships


Was not sure if this was compo-ish since its shit, its not really a computer game, and its harly the "harsh side" of battleships
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# yikes...
...i'm glad i don't take baths!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# HASPEWKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# well actually
I can


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# that's rubber...
...you cheated!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Late to the rodeo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# messing around...


was thinking of making it into a t-shirt...here's a bigger version if you want to do the same.

remember, they can't arrest you for filming them unless they've got reason to suspect you're going to use it for terroristical purposes :)
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# So you're suggesting I do it without the bomb on my back?
Also a little known fact is that if you appear on any form or public or private CCTV you have the legal right to request a copy of everything you appear on.
This is how I think that they got the funding for a last series of Birds of a Feather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# this is not a little-known fact
it is a widely-known fact, I would say.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ;_;

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I felt no remorse.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# That's not what you said to the lollypop lady with the strap on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Awwwww
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Stupid cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# You take that back!
*covers ears of tiny cuboid children*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I'll woo this
as I can't find anything funny to say abou it:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Maybe if you did oral back, he wouldn't hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Oral back?
Is that like arse to mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# that would be rimming
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Talking of Red Dwarf.
I am interested to see what happen with the new ones tomorrow. I think it's going to be a tv version of the film they started doing 7 years ago and never got anywhere.

EDIT: 'UH OH! I have had the accidental chilli swollowage that can only end in hiccups!

EDIT EDIT: Ensuing hiccups have now subsided.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Ah yes,
the pain, is pleasure :_)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I won't see and I don't want to see
It died after the 4 series
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# You luvvit!
Only you know how many series there were for a start!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I'm rissing...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# If you haven't played portal this won't make any sense to you
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I played the online flash version
so now I recognise :) Not played the proper one though
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ...oh...
...just melt already!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Making love with his eagle

Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ziggy stardust the other other STD
I'm not sure what it's about but I am enjoying the confusion
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Misheard lyrics
I've heard this song countless times but for the first time today heard it as this.
I had an office lol much to the confusion of my colleagues, explaining things didn't really help, much the same as here I'm guessing.
It was much funnier in my head but I had to exorcise the demon.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# aaaah
I'm not all that familiar with bowies oeuvre.

although he does feature in one of my favouritist songs ever...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjBcNU1UZUs

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Ah,
I should have guessed you were an Aphex man.
Good stuff! He's apparently got a new album out soon despite the fact that he said druqs was the last under that moniker.
I'm quite looking forward to it.
Did you listen to his AFX Analord stuff at all?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I have listened to some of it
I likes. prefer the more drummy tracks though to the ambienty ones.

saw him live in Manchester last year.. fucking phenomenal :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The analord is pretty much all acid techno
There were 11 vinyls released with between 3 and 8 ish tracks on each.
I can do you a copy of the lot of em if you'd like, I've almost everything he's done.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I got a complete discography
that I'm slowly trying to buy my way back through it :)

EDIT: thank you though :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Just back from din dins
no probs
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# SMACK MY BITCH UP
BOOOM WIIRRIRIRIR
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Like a Leopard Messiah!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# *bows*...
...(did i get a better seat?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# TBH, even if you hear them right, Bowie lyrics don't make THAT much sense...
'The shrieking of nothing is killing me just, pictures of jap girls in synthesis and, I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair...'

Ok David...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I'd upgrade my hoover capacity.
And take herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# THIS ZOMBIE NEEDS MORE TARAGON
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Tarragon in an omelet, FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# My hoover of the damned cares not for tarragon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# HOOVER OF THE DAMNED 2:
The Hoover Sucks Back
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# the hoover of the damned is far too good a title for that film not to be made.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# MAKE THE GODDAMN FILM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# *pilfers title*
*masquerades as own*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Ah, so you have a Henry hoover
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] But I deedn't see tha sign-a :(
(Virulent, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Looks more paedo than plumber
if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# this is a fine service you offer.
We are in need of a plumber but I am scared for the children's sake. What is the going rate for your spot checking service... do you do it on site or do I need to send you a photograph of the plumber we've highered?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Hired?
Send your children to me, it's the only way to protect them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# the plumbing is on the 2nd floor he is currently in a cherry picker...
As soon as I have kidnapped the ones I want I shall post them express to your door.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Ha! The combination of this offer and your username is perfect.
"Oh! Señor Monkeysex! Please; take our children to safety!"

"Well...if you insist...I will do my best!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# those cops are busy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# 'Languish in your own decay'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Katy Perry's let herself go
hasn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah, a bit.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Oh and woo to the pic
it's extremely very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Oh, well thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# does he make piggy growling sounds like the lead piggy noise maker from Amputated?
EDIT: I like the camoflage :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Well...
have a listen.

Edit: thanks :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# no sound..
so I can't.

type amputated into youtube :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntWL8WxreM - the lovely little ditty Menstral Cunt Fart.. it probably wouldn't be safe for work if you could actually make any of the lyrics out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Ooooh,
they're good. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# you like that?
oh..okay then :)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Yeah, it's not bad.
I can listen a bit, but after a few tracks, I can't anymore. I start laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# i'm the same
but with laughter from the start.

I did some searching and found their website.. then saw there is actual lyrics.. I started laughing even harder.

the lyrics are ..."interesting"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
That's why I can listen for a bit before laughing. Because I can;t understand what they're saying. Then, I'll catch a word or two, and just crack up.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I'm kind of fond of these guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVkpLYFHWtw

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Ahahah
I was just listening to that track. I got it on the Terrorizer Fear Candy CD this month. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Wow. That's why I like it here.
I may be old, but I like all kinds of music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooAntWMGHQM

Darnit, this live sound kind of sucks. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Much as I love metal,
I can't get into this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# What do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I'm perfectly happy with thrash, doom, stoner rock, post rock or whatever,
but this kind of thing just leaves me cold
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I don't really have a problem with gore metal
or goredeath or whatever it's called, but I can't take it seriously. Bands like CC actually write this stuff, and they're serious about it. I can only really listen to it for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# A few friends of mine wanted their band to start wearing corpse paint.
Silly buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
I saw Cradle of Filth with some mates (they were pretty bad) and one of their openers was this band all in corpse paint. I think they were called Zombie-something. A bunch of their fans were there all painted, too. They made a big riot and a bunch of them got kicked out. x_x
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I can't take it seriously.
That said, Gwar put on a good show if you don't mind getting covered in fake blood and vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I've always wanted to see Gwar.
I love bands that just put on a good show, even if they're a bit silly. I'm not a Cradle fan, but they had a good live show, so I ended up having a good time.

Plus they had good openers. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Try their earlier stuff like Homovore and Human Jerky.
Back when they played decent grind instead of shitty goredeath crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I might do that.
I have been listening to a lot of Gojira lately.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# French whale-core, eh? Not a fan myself though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I saw them on a tip off a few weeks ago.
The new album is great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I heard one once. I forget which, and when.
The last real metal I think I listened to was probably Goatsnake a few days back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Ah, I love goatsnake.
Do you know Baroness? I'm seeing them on Saturday and I haven't looked into them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I liked First and Second, but the split and their latest LP I really don't like.
I think you'd enjoy it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Fair enough.
It's mostly an excuse to get an old friend over for some drinking, but hopefully it'll be good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Sounds ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Gonna dig out their first 7" tonight, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Ahhhh
you have a record player?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Of course. How would I play my records otherwise?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# *steal*

I totally want one, because somehow I've ended up with a bunch of 7"s that I can't listen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Also: I don't where said records came from.
But I have them *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# oooh, I like the work on the trousers
Also, you are helping push the shite down the board

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Killerkitti is the All-Bran of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Thanks!
:D

What am I pushing down the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# The lolorists boards
Why is he holding a vibrator?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Oh, okay.
It's a microphone...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It looks like vibrator I've seen
who cares, it looks good. how long did the troosers take?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# .
seen own
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# If i did, I would say :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Well that certainly backfired.
Back to the drawing board. Of responses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It did indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
thanks. :]

Umm...they took maybe 20 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You have done a great job on them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Thank you, kind sir.
*curtsy* :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# *bows*
*falls over*

Oh yeah, my legs fell off last week
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# *helps back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Gonorrhea clam farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# gcf.gif :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Aaaaah
George 'Corpsegrinder' Fisher
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# stupid name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Well, yeah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Corpsegrinder
What a shit name
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Couldn't agree more
I was Christened 'Corpsegrinder' and I changed it by deed poll before I could walk.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# it needs more ARGH in it..
Genital Carving Fascists
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# They only had one album out
Shame, they were good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# George Corpsegrinder Fisher!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# ^this
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Cannibal Corpse!
I think the song you've quoted there may have the worst name ever.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# see my link above..
Amputated have some pretty "out there" song titles...

Gore metal they are.. or some other stupid thing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yeah, it's a bit funny actually. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Anal Cunt - I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# anal cunt FTW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMguKlazBg
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# WRONG BOO.
I WAS BOOING YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Oooooh.
Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# The ah, would work in both contexties
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# BANANA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# BANA
BANANANA
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# BONGO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# MMMBOP
ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# It's stuck in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Good! I hope you suffer its torments all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I was singing it in Whole Foods
over that stupid song Ticket to Ride.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Banananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
/Nanny Ogg Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Oh no! Otterby is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# sKug loves that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# It's random front man of any number or collage metal bands:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
It's the guy out of Cannibal Corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah but you know what I mean.
Straight long brown hair.
Combats
Black tshirt
And most likely called Matt (dave is usually is bassist brother)

FIve years on Matt is not getting laid anymore but still puts muscician on his passport and Dave is an accountant:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Well, you do have a point there. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I tick all the boxes apart from combats when I was briefly a bassist.
Even down to being called Dave and having a brother called Matt.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# *poimts*
ACCOUNTANT!!!

Anyway this is all nonsense! You name is plainly my other username is a porsche.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Well obviously my other username is a porsche was the name I was born with.
I just called myself Dave to save time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Well change it back!
just call yourself ctrl+v obviously after you've called yourself crtl+c for the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# grrr and...
...grrrr grrrr.... grrrrrrr and ... grrrr grrrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Early Newsletter WOOHOO I LOVE EASTER
Just ready early newsletter (WOOHOO!) and reminded me of this spot-on graffiti in Derby a few days ago:


Click for big willy (368 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ORAL PICNIC
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# CORAL SPANNER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I prefer "terrorist potatoes".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# i prefer terrier parsnips
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Sorry, I meant 'terror potatoes'
www.b3ta.com/board/9345800
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# mmm, it might be time to go away for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Terrorist LOLs
(trickyric, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# which bit of derby?
near the bowling ally?
(Peter_G, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I've completed it. That is the grim reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Sonic is gay anyway
I could complete the first Sonic in 30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I think science has proven that that makes you gay
it apparently more effective way of telling than even that whole buggery thing.

I know I've read the reports.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# If there is a hole, there is a pole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# dammit!
another piece of my childhood destroyed
damn you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# no wonder he wears gloves imagine the blisters he'd get
not to mention the stab wounds on the side of his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# SATIRE
(confuzatron, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# BIGNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# GIRTH
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I wondered how long it would be before this would start appearing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I've already seen a couple,
this appears to be an ad by Chavwatch...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I seen about two in last few days
But the flood of them will now start
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Terrorists?
I hope you rang the number
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Well I am working in Maidenhead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Faith bus again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Too big (see 11 & 12 below). Please make it smaller -- see below. Hope that helps.
Welcome. Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:

Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ (it's the official 'rules'). Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.
3. Please read people's replies to your posts, and join in the conversations: they help make B3ta a community.

New threads are precious:
4. Only start a new thread if you're posting a new image that's worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- Why? Because /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
- The rule seems to be: don't use a new thread if you didn't put a reasonable creative effort into making your image.
5. Don't start a new thread to re-post the same (or altered) image.
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too. (Using Quick Reply? Hit "full screen" to see popup.)
6. Don't start a new thread with an unmodified photo (unless of a thing you made).
7. Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board).

Images:
8. Only post stuff that you made.
9. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
10. Don't post NSFW.
11. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
12. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, post a small thumbnail with a link instead (using: <a href="blahENORMOUS.jpg"> <img src="blahThumb.jpg" /> </a>).

If you cock up:
13. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
14. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).

NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="nekkid.jpg">NSFW!</a>), warning people that it's a NSFW link.

This is just a summary, hopefully useful as a quick checklist when posting. I welcome suggestions for improving it (gaz me).

Hello? Confuzatron? Are you there? Here, I've made a smaller ('optimised') version for you:
http://www.b3tards.com/u/fe7e5ff5afd4ab82b5f5/billboardphpsmall.jpg
Please hit the Edit button under your post, and use this ^ URL as the image src="".
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Too big!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# It's like the bus generator website
only even lamer.

I heard aspartame is in bins.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# can't be
they're protected by the off cuttings from all the tin foil hats.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# OH WOW YOU TYPED TEXT INTO A FORM DID THAT TAKE YOU LONG?
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# AHEM!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# That is exceptional lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Or should I say 'eggseptional'?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# HAPPY CHRISTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Merry Eggsmas
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# optimisation is your friend
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# it took me ages to learn of that
I used to use the number slider on the photoshop normal save as jpeg thing.. and then the pic would end up bigger than it said it would be and I'd get shouted at again :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Save For Web is your friend...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Here, confuzatron, I've done it for you:
http://www.b3tards.com/u/fe7e5ff5afd4ab82b5f5/billboardphpsmall.jpg
Hit the Edit button under your post, and use this URL as the image src="".
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I was afraid this would happen
Look, dude we were laughing AT catnipppp, not with him. Take it to rense.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# but the original is like proof in it
it's pretending to tell people what to look out for.. but in actuality it's there to help the terrorists by letting them know what areas to improve in.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# i resent the lack of 'sheeple'
/gets his tinfoil hat
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it's fairly grim...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
PacMan must be in cave some where crying and running away from things that aren't there and eating things that look like fruit and pills
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahah ^this
:D



Also, woo to the pic. *click* :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I have a lovely image in my head of him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Ahahah, me too.
only, I can see him in a padded cell...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Thats no fun and constrains the enjoyment
At the moment he thinks his face is melting and that his eyes have turned into Lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'm a little confused about how he uses that toilet without falling in.
But despite this, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# use your imagination :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# The sick bastard
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# And without hands
or an anus...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I'm finding it hard to take this image seriously now.
Is it even real?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# How do you know he doesn't have an anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# No matter how much lube I use I just can't get it in...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# The Babsoon - Native to the Far-East end. Pulls strange faces and has a very strong "FAMILY" bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# AAAAAAAAahaha
Hello deary
;)

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Kill it with pointy magic hammers
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# mmmm, £170 upwards second hand or £600 for a new Hammer Dulcimer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# good lordy, KILL IT! :D
Right, I'm off, ya all have a happy easter/long bank holiday weekend, ya hear?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Bye steve
Have a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# whoops, I was gazzing
Bye bye, Steviewevie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *waves*
Good weekend, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Ever wondered
Why we never see Gordon Freeman's shadow?
Why he never speaks?
Why we never see his legs when you look down?
Why we never see his reflection?

Now we know:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Jon, get off the computer.
Sorry, that guy IS my best mate. He looks EXACTLY like him. Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I am your mate Jon's doppleganger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# You look much friendlier.
Same colouring and facial dimensions, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# They couldn't be bothered to do the programming for it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahahahahahha! That has to be it :D *clicks*
edit: I am so looking forward to this: www.blackmesasource.com/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I see it but I don't understand what I'm seeing
/first time seeing a fanny blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# So more of the same, but in a different place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I guess it is, but it just looks too good!
HL1 was utterly brilliant; this just looked even better...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I've played to many computer games
I have to the point where they aren't fun any more, as I have been there and done it and can complete them to quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahah
In other news: hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You on laughing gas?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# can I have some, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha..oh.
*fiddles with valve*

:(

It's all gone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# :''''(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *cuddles to death*
I am feeling very loved up, so those I love already are being treated to huge amounts of soppiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Whoo yeh :D
Love me love me

Last day working today in Germany and heading off to the US to work for a couple of weeks, then holiday and NEW TATTOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *high bloody five*
I can't wait to see the new ink. Send me gazzes while you're gone so I don't pine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I shall :) xx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Excellent.
Sorry, I'm just feeling all cuddly today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *sidles*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# C'mere *clutches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# smoosh!
Right - have a good looooooong weeeeeeeee
kend
xXx
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Phwoar!
Illicit!

Have a good'un, sir, mostly on t'other Mr Clownfish.

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# heheh nice one
av a pea


Click for bigger (237 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Saw this when I was on here on my phone
I likes it *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Ta, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
(although in a geeky note you see Gordon in Blue shift) ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Toad resigns
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hehe
those red shells are pretty scary though
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Awesome!
BLUE SHELL'D. 5th PLACE'D.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha :)
Silly bastard, why didn't he just write a little note saying "Fire me you gits, as long as I keep my pension"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Haha. Very nice.
Topical and compo related :)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# This is extremely
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I don't fully understand this
but I'll click it as I think it's probably brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
Sorry about the appalingly bad paint job

(The_Reaper, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# What is love?
EDIT: GOOD WORK, TEAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# whoh-ooh-oh-ooh-OHHOOHOOWAAAAH-ooh-OHHOOOHOOWAAAH-AAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# woooooaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *shoves*
ello poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *gracefully lands on his face*
HELLO! Tell me about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I am just under 5 foot 4 and am a lovely little sausage.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# My back hurts. I make forests out of broccoli, mash and lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm going to scoot.
BYE COOLWOWOWOWOWOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# BYE ACETTSSATTSR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfeRNA50Uio
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# No tube at work, chap
wossat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# baby dont hurt me,
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# a temporary hormonal imbalance that cause wallets to empty, and idiotic undertakings to be, err, undertaken.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# This one time I thought I was in love, but it turned out it was just a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Ah, so thats what that was
Thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I had to get a leftsidetransplant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# that little burn mark that appears on your forehead should have given it away....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *throws self at Steve and hugs him to death*
that's what I do to all cynical lovebitchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Right, I'm going to be cynical all the time now :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm going to be a bicycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# So girls will want to ride you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Duuuuuuhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Backfire!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You grumpy bugger
it's is about being with someone you love no matter what
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It's not, you know.
Steve's right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Friendly love's still awesome, right?
*paws sleeve and looks all sad*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Ah, pickle, you're exception that proves the rule.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *snuggles*
Captain loves her JPG, yes she does.

The internet gave me three wonderful men to love, and I do so with great gusto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# No it is
Even having gone through what I have done with my last two EXs, I still believe that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Your insides are pansies and butterflies and pretty rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah, but I can still beat the crap out of someone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Your fists are pretty picnics and dandylions.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# So I can feed you with a fist of food and make you piss yourself with a fist of diuretic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# You shouldn't eat at The Natural History Museum canteen, then
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You are evidently a far more forgiving, nae, better person than I.
The shriveled black lump in my chest where once a heart did beat can no longer support theories of this nature, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Just wish I had someone to be with :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You're a gift to women, you really are.
That's what I think, anyway. It's rare to meet such a true gentleman as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You're very lovely to say so,
But I could point you in the direction of several people who might take issue with that assessment.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Bollocks to them.
I couldn't give a flying fig about their opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Bless you, lovely.
*biggest hugs ever*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *big cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# as in, what the ex says?
I know I could have my ex up for defamation of character
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Maybe so,
but I'm quite enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Damn fucking straight.
Never were truer words spoken (typed).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me
No more!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# i peeees on your mind from above
unfortunately, no-one else played along. They started going WOOOAAAHHHH like bill and ted instead for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hitler
the maddy and baby p of the 40s
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# eh what eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Sorry I'm shite with computer gamery.
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Basically
There are so many games about WWII I should imagine all the little gamey people are getting a little bit annoyed about Mr. A Hitler + friends
(The_Reaper, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Who do they think they are kidding...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Haha, lovely.
Also, I've just been offered a new job. Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# YAY! :D
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Good timing too.
I have a 4 day weekend to celebrate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# YAY
Even better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Huzzah!
What doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# The same training scheme I'm doing at the moment,
but with a permanent job at the end of it, the chance to do a PhD as I work, the possibility of living with my girlfriend in less than 2-3 years, and probably more money.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *claps* hooray for porsche
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Thank you.
I have already cracked open a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Good skills, that man!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# pea?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# No, it's not about water sports
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# From, like, two years ago
But yes
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Are you ever going to revert?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# To your old username.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# No
I'm Peter Davison.
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# No,
I'M Peter Davison!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# No,
I'm Peter Davison and so is my wife*

*lie
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I've got loads of images from, like, two years ago
I'll just get them out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# You've also posted ten times as much as me
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha, very good!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Awesom-o!
*plays tetris music in old-school porno-style*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hurrah for sexy tetris
mobileload.com/h/s/en/sextris.html

www.freesexygames.com/sextris.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# SEXTRIS
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yes.
that's right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Couldn't that be Temptris?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I dunno
but when I played that the result looked more like a mass grave in a concentration camp than orgy-tiem :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Like it !
Mind if I drop this Rhea Posed here?

(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# brilliant!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Grim indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
for some reason, I have this in My Images, adn I have no idea why



edit: I remember - PaRappa Lazarou!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# DAVE!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# you wanna buy some pegs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# LOL (actual)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# For some reason that makes me think of a Black and White Minstrel's version
of Mac from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# there are so many things in your post that I do not understand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You're just not down with the cool kids man
Whack!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN THE MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# chop chop master onion!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha, never played parappa the rapper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# You're missing out
...It's all in the mind
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Nevertheless,
You'll get a lesson from Teacher!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahaah
"blast dat fool!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# awwwww
poor parappa. I lubs him.

Kick, punch, turn and shoot the dog
And i will fall to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
#


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# How very personal!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# 'Tis a song lyric
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I know sonny jim
Just messin *ruffles hair* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# silly Vagabond
We are young, we run geen
keep our teeth, nice and clean
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
*drinks to forget*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# *geens*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I love running geen
but one day I'll get caught.

By the fuzz, I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Not if you shave it off first
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
See our friends, that we smight, they're all shiiite,
We wake up, do a poo, rape a sheep,
Eat its doo, see our friends,
Run a mile, feel alright.


EDIT Although I am now playing this at 11!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Best lyrics ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Was them at the Joiner's in Southampton
backed up by the Bluetones and Menswear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah, well your mother dresses you funny...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That's not my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'll get the rake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
#
rake blood-stained chainsaw.

Thanks, pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# BrrrrrRRRRRRING
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# bat 'em up, Cap'n...
*goes postal*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You and I would unleash
the politest of genocides.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'd leave a little card, saying
"Apologies for any dismemberment that may have occurred during our visit"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *bzxzzzzzzZIIIIING*

sorry....

*BRRXXXXXIIIIING*

sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Monty Python & The Holy Grail FTW!
"Sorry! Sorry! You see? I've done it again ... sorry! I'm terribly sorry."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Only if it is a British postal
which involves, ditching the letters in a hedge and going to the pub, to moan for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, it's not one of those...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# No I'm not, I'm young and hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hello lovely *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# *hug* yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Long weekend, yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *high fives back*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Ah
But do you have the will to win and so much, so much, so much time?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I've got a stubborn head and don't need to sleep for three days, give or take.
That's sort of the same, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Youngry.
Or I guess hung.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Oh yeah, I'm hung.
Like an ORB.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I think you will find that that is a chain link fence, not a person
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# A goat.
A mutant, killer, sexy goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Goats are cool. Who wants to buy me a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Goat Curry,
that's what you *really* want.

Goat Curry, and lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# No.
Quit being a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I was going to say 'I'll eat your portion',
but I don't want you getting the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# You're not allowed on goat tower.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# is that you tsstatarrat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# No, he's much more feminine
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# is she all the cunts?
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Yes. It was on holiday last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# even the young are growing old.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Why.......?
Also, can I leave this here...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It's a very popular book

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Is the guy on the left Jimmy Carr's brother?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Fatness comes from being forever hungry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

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