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# free to a good home
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# whhaaaaaoooooaaaahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# wwwwwaaaaaarrghgghghghghghghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# is he on katamine?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# yes
and redbull
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/dog.gif

I linked it - click for extra dog-related spack-attacks...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# and that's spacky shite

adblocks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Woohoo!
'ello new person. Draw yourself up a kitten!

YOu'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hee...
...not bad for an 'L'!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Figure 1.
Woman viewed through welders mask.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# i only see ONE DANCER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# The other one's tiny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Is this shopped any better ?
(gordiman, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# reply
Thanks
(gordiman, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# reply
reply .
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Ok right, stop that.
If you have several images to post, either do them all in the same thread or wait a while and do them later.

There's a finite amount of threads on the board (15 I think) and every new one pushes an old one off.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Ive seen the board 6 minutes old before....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :) so have I and it's pretty funny in a bandwagon
still a bit selfish to post all your pics one after another without letting other people have a go and get their due replies before hounding them off the board
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Limewagon :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
please, god, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Aw c'mon.
It's easily the most fun I've ever had watching a bandwagon unfold.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I dont know why everyone hates it so much, it lasted ONE FUCKING EVENING
and didn't drag on like fucking zalgo or henry or something shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
Zalgo was great fun.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I didnt like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# thing is there's nothing innately bad about bandwagons
there were some good henrys and some good limes. the problem is talentless, unfunny people jumping on the wagon that ruins it
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I like limes
purely because it was on of my comics that caused it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# like anything on here people on like it if they're involved. otherwise they feel left out and hate it
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# yeah but the problem is
most of you are shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# thats because I don't have any thumbs you insensitive bastard!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# haha.
Start a b3ta club for sloths ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# i wonder who i can get to make me badge?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
#
TJ: does anyone know how to write macros in excel?
Ive got a spreadsheet of like 105 graphs I want to plot and find out what the peak of these graphs is, and know how I can do this without having to do in manually (ie plotting each graph then looking where the max is etc....)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# 1. Open excel
2. Click in any box
3. Type "MACROS"
4. Click 'ignore' on facetious forum post.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ^ This, then Ctrl+F4
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Not sure you need macros or graphs...
=max(column range) should get it.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# indeed! if the data is in a spreadsheet, then you have all that you need
the graphs are just a visualisation of that data :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I guess it depends if there are multiple peaks.
If you're after a certain region, then it may or may not be the most intense peak.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That's true.
For automated graph plotting, something like gnuplot might prove more weildy.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# You appear to be obsessed with him, any particular reason?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ...The love that dare not speak its name
Darling
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No father figure when he was growing up
Had to look to caterpillers for comfort
(Hagbard MacDougal, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# It's that old chestnut.
Google gets stuck on the Alistair Darling preference.
You know the one: Porn, some porn, no porn, Alistair Darling.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I'd like to thank you for this.
It gives me a chance to try and catch up with the proj for the number of people on my ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# And your Fucking Barred !
(gordiman, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Oh, it's you again

meh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Why is the queen wearing welding glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# she doesn't want to get cum in her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# They're a little too see-through for welding with...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# re welding glasses
Splatters ! thats a technical term in welding believe it or not
(gordiman, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# they're just standard safety glasses.
welding glasses filter various wavelengths so they're greenish/ blue in colour.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I have a nice pair of welding goggles
Which I am converting into Steampunk goggles
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# but welding goggles are all the awesome on their own.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I am going to make them look even better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# We're going to have to send you on an "identifying welding apparatus" course.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# The queen is well shopped, Darling is not so.
Hello whoever you are and welcome cause I haven't said it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# thanks
Thnaks for the welcome
(gordiman, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I think he took the image from someone else and added in Darling himself.
I may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I believe the queen was shopped by gstq or someone or other
don't be fooled by the gordi sigs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# reply
The queen was shopped by me and I dont sign anything I dont do .
(gordiman, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# reply
Oh?
end
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# but you
repeatedly take images that other b3tans make then change them slightly and add a tag. This is most disrespectful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# reply
Thank god you told me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Yeah, that's why you put your sig on one of my images

Also: b3ta.com/board/9373532
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# And you fucking well didn't shop the queen yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# reply
It was definitely a daytimer creation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# reply
this is almost as bad as the tinfoil hat chap


.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# reply
I think it's worse. At least Catnipppppppp had original images that were slightly funny, occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# reply
You'll receive a IM from him if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# he's not my friend any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :( I'm sorry to hear that.
How's the beer going down this afternoon?
message end
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# reply
golden throat reformer reports no issues with flow:
message end
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# reply
I already had some
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# reply
You lucky beast. I got one, which I slated - strangely no more appeared afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# this was my best one.
via email.

"chatted with David Icke tonight for an hour and twenty minutes. Jeez, was intense and very fun. He was going to keep on going for even longer but i got tired out, haha. So nice to find somebody i am able to talk to, except for you of course. Dat guy is like a good bud."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Eeew!
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# This was also good.
"No, we won't fall out, I am fascinated by you. The others on b3ta i could give a crap about. But you are a true horror, a combination of high tech talent, high IQ, and total distain for common man. A perfect british citizen. You love surveilance cameras and eugenics and think chemtrails are perfectly normal. Wow. Plus you were willing to help me unselfishly. So you are something else. I only ask that you stop your pounding brain of schooled thoughts for a moment and consider this..."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# He so has the hots for you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Oh wow. That guy just cannot stop himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# may I offer you his very own chemtrail 'proof':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vETM8CnUZ1o
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I had that via email
and it was the one that caused me to see my arse. I'd asked him to keep his ideas to himself as I seriously am not interested.
he does not even seem to understand that I don't care if all his nonsense is true. It does not affect me in the slightest.
Plus when the new world order take over I'll certainly not be in the bottom tier. *funny handshakes* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha *reciprocates*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# reply
google ftw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# reply
I think you're lying .
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You're GSTQ?
BUt his stuff's good!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Reply containing the same text as in the message
Reply containing the same text as in the message
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Is this a pea?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# pea time?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ha! did you paint the legs in?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# no. I'm too lazy :(


Click for bigger (215 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# laziness is good. I was going to do the rest of the family guy family
and colour it in but i probably never will.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# No, just an image stolen from another b3tan with a gordi sig slapped on it
oh yeah, and another head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# and the caption
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# well they have used the wrong your
I don't think barred can belong to you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Ah! G.O.R.D.I.
Getting Others Recently Done Images
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Haha arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# also, you're
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# really I thought 'your barred' simply refered to someone's copy of shakespeare
lolrofls...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Repost?
You big mong
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# stop using other peoples photoshops you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# you're new...
...but this behavior won't be tolerated for long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] iPlod Scuffle

Be Kind this is my first post ever!
(Gillyo, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :)
welcome to b3ta. You know the drill
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# needs white truncheon with headphones
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hehe
I like that for a very, very old bandwaggon

Nicely and welcome. Shop, kittens and chair are all to your left.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I think someone understood this one once.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Always the professional !
(grimlock1975, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Why did this make me think of Northern Exposure?

EDIT: Nice lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# because it has a moose in it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Or has the letter O in it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ha the moose dies in the end
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# And he's called Ernest.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I thought his name was endeavour
or am i missing something?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I have no idea
I think I made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I have made an easy to use Popular Policeman PSD for CS3

download it here: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/psd/0219.policeman.psd (1.3 Meg)
*edit* now with ability to put things in his hand...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# huzzah for popular policeman
I've just had an idea for a picture. but i'm too lazy to make it.

And it doesn't really fit the guidelines...other than the fact it's got a copper in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Compo it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I haven't made it. and it now seems less funny
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# HAHA
click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# This wins everything!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Every breath you take,,,


A few minutes in Paint!
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9385459

:)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9385282
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Is it real?
(Hagbard MacDougal, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# a few nimutes eh?
were two of them spent dribbling on your keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Oi you!
Get over here and set up my new PC.
There's beer.
/couldn't be arsed blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I'll do it if you promise to wear a sexy bodice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *bokes*
I'll promise NOT to wear one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# No one appreciates good help these days.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'd rather set the lions on her
than allow you to get within a 50 mile exclusion zone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# How about I wear lionskin breifs?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I think
you would be nearing a spearing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# something would be nearing a spearing if i was wearing said briefs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'd love to
but sadly I'm on the piss today ;)

I'm available for remote instruction if you need help.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# OK thanks
Windows and drivers are loaded so it's nothing I can't handle.
It's just a chore setting up the internets/wireless stuff and migrating everything.
Then *shudder* reformatting my existing PC and reinstalling everything on that...
which I've just decided to give to someone else to to.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# silly flowerpot, insert live cd and worship the omniscient pengiun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# out of context that sort of comment should get you straitjacketed
its not much better in context though
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I noticed, I was particularly proud of it :)
in fact, I went to the bother of finding the correct spelling and meaning of omniscient.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# fuck the penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I prefer the term "making love to the penguin"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ha!
get erect over my sexy screenshot.



Click for bigger (355 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# the remote desktop is only giving me a semi
but those well crafted words at the bottom of the second screen is almost getting me off hands free...

hahaha I'm going to bed now, I've had enough silly sauce to make me mildly happy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hehe.
NN fella
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# 985 Migabytes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# It's all I need
to run a remote server
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I was just confused by the MiB notation

Thought you might have some men in black in there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm ok for memory.
I just need more disk space and i'll be adding a 500gb disk to the 250gb one I'm running ( and filling up too fast )

I've shifted 1Tb of data since the 15th of this month ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I know how it goes
I have 2TB myself to shift around :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oh I have 3TB on the home network
but the 1TB I was referring to above is what people have downloaded from me since the 15th. Which is nice of me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Very nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I haven't a clue wtfyaboa
Would a Mr Scruff CD do the trick?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Yes.
I've been bluescreened!
Well after being bluescreened no doubt you will be ready for lunch.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Argh the BSOD
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Only a cd containing the power of the glorious penguin will rid you of your troubles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yep
Have you ever tried to do anything creative in MS Paint?
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Oh oh oh oh oh! I have! Me me me me me me me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# you are asking the wrong guy.
as I'm fucking brilliant with whatever program I use ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# id say at least 2 and a half minutes
were spent thinking this up
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# this is starting to look sexier the longer I stare at it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
#
VICTORY DANCE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# that is a really nice hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# seams police, surely
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# What part have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Well at the moment I am shopping for some t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I hope they are some smashing ones!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# There we go.
Yet another one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ...Poff!...
...Blech!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Finally caught it on youloob yesterday.

OK valuable lesson in animation learnt there. DOn't edit all the cells before you delete half so that the filesize is OK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Is she singing
"I fart too"?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I thought it looks like 'and I tie a horse'
EDIT: I appear to be the top thread again!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Looks like she could as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Tie it to what though?
Her monumental clit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
yeah. I hear she sells a great range of equine strapons.

EDIT: Or did you mean when it's monumental is dedicated to the troops that lost their lives in the World Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# It's dedicated to the troops that lost their lives trying to reach her fun button
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# War is hell
well, that one was
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Yes
Many were lost in the trenches.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# They did it for her cuntry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It's not that bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# There's a tree in there?
Is it a fir?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# More of an over grown hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# So maybe it's time of the nice topery Simon Cowel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# they will need to take a petrol strimmer to her bush
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the site from the air.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I fear nothing will get rid of her dense curly forest
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# her clit has never been touched by human hands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Just horse hands then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# yes and raccoons hands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Haha she looks like she might have been raised by raccoons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# It will take a weed wacker to clear her front garden
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It looks like
"I suck you" to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster, Faster
Did you stick Redsushi and Stan in the same room on purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ha

I'm listening to a very slow song by Einstuerzende Neubauten. Even time the man's face with the dollar signs comes into view, I hear a loud drumbeat. Thanks for synchronising man.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Which song?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Der Schacht von Babel
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# arfness inc.
simon hears"ching"..sound o'the till opening
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# how come you've still not allocated me a room yet?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Coz you're ugly and you smell:P
I knew there were a couple of people I left out. I'll 'ave ya sortid geezah.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# nice one
i'll be able to get down in time for the barby this year too. so you can wow me with 'ultimate' bacon sarnie.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# If I can, I may be doing a hog roast this year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *salivates*
in that case i'm getting there early and I'm bringing a bucket and a bib
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha.. he's an artless money-grubbing cunt!
also....I saw this earlier in the week at Woolacombe...
looks like the work of a b3tard!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
THat's great!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha :D
It does look like a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# The one on the right looks a bit Nevilley
or WATLy.
I often see videos and wonder if somebody here has input. Especially Max Sedgley's Happy. I mean FFS, tea, biccies/top trumps.

Mr Scruff's album covers and videos (done by himself) are typical B3ta, although he's been doing that longer than the board's been here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I thought we were talking about how these people looked in real life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Keep up, Ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# OK
but only as you have the b3ta jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# i know a couple of b3tans have had a hand in his videos before
mr scruff is an inspiration to us all though. hurrah for he
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Mr Scruff is a million different types of woo, yay and hoopla
in everything he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Ker-ching!
Looks like she is saying: "I, the dark whore" to me.

Edit: That was one hell of a delete^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
to make up for the earlier incident with the fuzzy navel, I give you




THE PANDA CAR


*chorus of groans*

I thank you
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Pandas wish to die, so let them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# How are you today, sir?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# See below, for the story of my heels
Other wise, I am good :)

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Get some proper heels
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# they are a nice shade of black, blue and green :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Get soem HEELPAINT™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# EMO!
prefer ELO myself, but maybe he could join the black (pudding) parade?
and what about poor EMU?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# He's shouting 'GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAAAAAN'

wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ford Anglias always look like they've got someone up thier tail pipe, and they aren't enjoying it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i think the streets would be safer if pandas drove around shouting STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLES out the window
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# in arnies voice too
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindunded
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# as long as both parties are both consenting adults, it is fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# the black pudding was a totally random
last minute addition, thinking back to the Goodies and Ekithump

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Black pudding raw, FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I've been gagging
for a bit of black pudding for a while now
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Oh hai popular policeman!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# brutality's fine
your hired
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Bindun
but with less sausage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# lol
Ecky thump!
(celebrian inme the fishmaster, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I kneed a break from revision

What're you lot up to today? Hope you're all having a smashing Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I was out in the garden, eating sushi

Now I'm back in again, looking for buttprostitutes on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Ah, a wholesome weekend activity
for the whole family to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I read that as butter prostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I went out, but had to come back due to the pain in my heels
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Achilles?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# No she went by herself
no, wait.... hang on
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# But how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Lisbon?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Russia now and she will be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Alaska?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ohio!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Calcutta!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Gibraltar?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# skegness?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Gesundheit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# No, I have some how bruised both of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I recommend a nice sit down and a cup of tea then
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Sat down: yes
Taken 2 Co-codamols: yes
Tea: not yet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I got my loan, so I got a hair cut, bought ingredients to cook mexican food,
bought Left 4 Dead, and some bacon

I am rather happy right now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# On a Valve games related note.
The Orange Box is £5.66 this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# xbox
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Well. It'll be £44.99 for you then.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# £29.99
so not toooo bad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Sounds most woo!
I'm desperate to play L4D but stupid network here blocks steam :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# xbox
It works fine :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Is this L4D
one of those games that you must play live? With humans?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It does have a single player.
But the point of it is to practice for the multiplayer, really.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I hate humans
so fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah some are cunts,
but you do find some that play the game properly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# but WoW is full of awful humans
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Not played wow
this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# a very wise move
the only games i've played of late have been red alert 3 and dow2. might get empire soon though
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I played a bit of Crysis Warhead recently.
Also I got around to playing Bioshock from start to finish. ( Bioshock 2 looks brilliant btw)
I've yet to play ( more than an hour or so ) the last expansion for NWN2 so I'll be onto that soon I think. Also I have 'the Pitt' to install fir F3 so that might drag me back again.

Also I want to get some more Empire TW in. No time for wow. ( but I have just updated the latest patch this morning, I might be suckered back in tonight)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# i've still yet to play bioshock.
I've most spent the last 6 months catching up with all the great RPGs that i've never got round to like KotOR and system shock 2
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You must play bioshock
if you have a DX10 card to play it. I'm not really an FPS fan but this is brilliant. Atmospheric, beautiful looking, great story. I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# i'll stick it on to download over night.
unfortunately my laptop is getting a bit old. it runs more or less everything but at quite a low spec
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# If you would prefer
I can download it to my server on my 100mbit pipe and when it's finished I'll send you ftp details so you can download it directly from me as fast as you are able without the need to upload anything back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# if you could that'd be smashing cheers
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Get the Rebirth pack for SS2
People have gone back and improved a lot of the game models.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# sounds cool, i'll look into it
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah same here, stupid uni networkers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# =D
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Well hello sexy lady.
I'm doing little at the moment. Burning some DVDs, watching football focus. I have a meal planned that will take me 10 minutes to make because later on it is FOOTBALL so I will be in no mood for cooking. And on that note I'm cracking open a beer, now. There. I did it. "slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Now that's a proper saturday!
Was offered tickets to the Fulham v Stoke match but have to stay in to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# yup just opening first beer of the day,
sadly its budweiser because its £5 for 10 in the closing down sale at my local supermarket but beggars can't be choosers.

looking forward to a nice barby tonight though
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I've got homebrew but unfortunately the swans are getting an utter twatting from the dockers :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# my local import offy has just started stocking coopers sparkling.
result!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# sparkling is the red label one isn't it?
I prefer the green.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# LOL ALCOHOLIC
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# What?
Don't be jealousing because I can drink every day as opposed to your twice a year, peasant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# OH I CAN AFFORD BEER NOW
But, Im drinking pepsi right now as I need to do work in a bit, not shoot zombies :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# make them talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Can't you hear them?
They're always talking... I can hear their voices in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# pfft
the mitchell brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# which ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha this is good. What's being revised?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# International law, International Security, and Diplomacy
Considerably less exciting than they sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# anyone for a game of
cock hat tennis
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh wow thats a little bit special.
And quite large. Take some time to OPTIMISE please.
Edit: You could also link the optimised version to the super shiny massive one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It's less than 400
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Smaller is better.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# That's what you keep telling yourself

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# >:( *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It's fine lemons, just cos you have no phone LOLOLOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# A GOD DAMNED HATCHET, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# LOL! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Rotating cock/skull hat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha!

ridiculous. Start with YOUTube tutorials on Photoshop. Then take it from there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
*is not getting cock out in reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha cock
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah!!!


(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# haha
door fighttttttttttttttt
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# got any leeches for this?

greetings and such. how is b3ta today?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# All the better for having AN ARSE ON MY SCREEN
...wait what?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# heheh it's funny because she's a boyle
I am annoyed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Whats up k3b/-\b?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# the sky
or is down. Ponder that one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# what's up my kebab?
/brave jade blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Canzer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *seg faults*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# other than the general annoyance? um I haven't done any work
I've realised that dating sites are a waste of time. And that's after only looking at a couple of profiles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# if they're the ones which say "sexy ladies in ROTHERHAM want your cock tonight" they're lying


there are no sexy ladies in rotherham
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ahahaha
I often wonder how many people actually click those things. Surely someone that thick would not be able to use a computer in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# There's plenty of thick people that use computers*, you should check out this dating site for examples
*they're all coding in C# ;)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I have a friend who so far has emailed me no less than 4 "I want to get back at my cheating ex" links
people that stupid exist.
and they've worked out how to use an on button
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# it's one which reflects the shallow, callous, selfish nature of human beings
and it is also a prime example of the lack of education and respect for intellect which is present in this country.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *starts up the eugenics machine*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I need my own little island from which to take over the world
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you and me both mate
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You want some good advice?
No? Good. Here it is.

Get yourself some new clobber ( not suggesting anything is wrong with what you have, but new clothes is good for the confidence ) Tart yourself up and get out in the club scene with whatever mates you can gather up that don't scream "CHESS CLUB" by their image.
And GET THE FUCK OFF B3TA for a while. You won't get a relationship by sitting at your console and trust me, if you get a lady interested in you she'll soon be off when she realises you live on the internet.
Aussie women have the morals of alley cats in my experience of them ( which is quite a lot ) but you cant play the game from your computer. This game does not work like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# haha, though this is a tad more blunt than i'd have phrased it
its absolutely right.
especiall the new clothes bit.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Does go to vinnies and buy stuff count as new?
I'm thinking pinstripe suit and a mac.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# whats vinnies?
pinstripe suit and a mac is the one of the coolest outfits going.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# um St Vincent de Paul, it's a charity, they have opportunity shops
sell clothes house hold items.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I got a 1960s Armani/Cerruti suit from a charity shop for £70 once.
There are sometimes treasures to be found.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# best find of mine was a Daks suit in my exact size for a fiver
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# So I'm clubbing alone then?
And get offline? but then I'd have to do some work :(

to tell the truth, i'm more bitter and twisted about the shit that people have put on their profiles, no wonder they're single.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# On a note of seriousness in all this, a general smartening of appearance really will do wonders.
you don't need to shave the beard off or cut the hair short but if you go to a decent barbers and get them tidied up and some new duds, it'll really do the trick. nothing improves your confidence like looking spiffy.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# You should not even be looking at that shit.
You have to consider the sort of people that would sign up to those sites. It's like Depressives anonymous.
Get to the pubs, make friends with the bar folk. They go out clubbing after hours and shag like fucking rabbits ( well they certainly do in London ). Latch on to someone like that.
I'm sure you are not socially retarded so make the effort.
Also, even though I have a beard like Grizzly Adams right now. Get a shave and a haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# it's depressives, bogans and fuckwits
and I like my beard, i do at least put the effort into trimming it neatly now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Oh you!
I call shenanigans on your summary of all that is good with Aussie chicks!
I should know, I am one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Oh pish.
A man is lucky to be able to walk from Shepherd's Bush to Hammersmith on a Saturday night without being raped by some antipodean chick who has consumed more alcohol than said man is ever likely to see in a lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# so what you're saying is: poms can't drink
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Only like human beings.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I believe
a flounce may be in order here...

/don't drink at all myself
//am entertaining enough without it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# pay him no attention
he's just another angry alocholic tracer!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *deflates blow-up doll*
fucks off to tailors*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# 'Get free sex in Milton Keynes'
I wouldn't go to Milton Keynes if it was offering me a free cock cannon and passage to the moon!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# i wonder if these website deliberately choose scummy places
i swear that I once saw "Fuck lonely housewives in Woking"

i can't say I've ever been less aroused.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# My sister lives in Milton Keynes.
albeit on the outskirts but she has an MK post code. She's in a quite affluent area and her house is worth a hell of a lot. It's far from scummy. I know MK well and like any large urban area there are good and bad bits.
There is not a house worth less than a million in my village but we are still 10 minutes away from chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# well yeah, my home address is ten minutes away from woking. nice sub-urban middle class area, next village over is windelsham, the richest village per capita in the UK.
but Woking is still next door. urgh... woking....
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# haha
"Bang in the middle of the Cheshire golden triangle, this is by far the pushiest town in the country. It punches way above the weight of the area, with prices on average 207% higher, and locals drink more champagne than anywhere else in the UK"


is how my town is described by the Telegraph. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# haha so you've got all the footballers in your area eh? :/
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# aye :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Have you tried shaving?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Why should I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Well I frequently let my beard grow out out of laziness
but I rarely go out like that purely because few people find that look attractive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# What does a beard have to do with how nice I am?
How well I can do things..etc?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Because in the same way you wouldn't want to kiss someone with a furry face, the majority of women don't either.
Plus ultimately what you look like decides whether someone will want to approach you and talk to you and learn what you are like in the first place.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# though if our antipodean friend kissed someone with an equally brilliant beard they'd probably dreadlock themselves together
never know... that might be the start of something beautiful
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# It's now kept at a neat 1/4 to 1/2 inch long.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Women hate beards.
They want good grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I think what our resident female expert, Jeru, is hypothesising is that women are shallow creatures and don't dig beards
personally, i think the trick to lure women in with a clean shaven face then once you've ensnared them and they've invested huge swathes of their time in you, start growing the beard
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Having a beard equates to
Good at bumming men, poor at maintaining personal hygiene.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Well have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Do not despair, K
I found my bloke on one and we've been happily together since 2003.

It all depends on what you want and matching that with what someone else wants. If you want a quick shag, you'll find them on offer. If you want the 'lasting relationship' then my advice is take your time before you meet. I corresponded with my bloke for four weeks online before we met in the flesh, and we felt we already knew a bit about each other, which made the first meeting a lot easier. Plus we were able to sound each other out before any commitment of any kind was offered/given. End of Dating Advice with Shazz now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I realise that there are successes with them
but just looking at some profiles I am pissing off and leaving it well alone, I don't think it will be close to optimal for me.

Jesus Christ, I'm at uni I shouldn't even be thinking about dating sites.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Uni or not, companionship is nice
I hope you find a good'un eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Why is there an arse on my screen?

I will pay you $50,000 to get it off

HELLO PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Met make efforts
to reach out to the community



(dug this out for the compo)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# pfffft :)
ZOMG, their planes only have one wing

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Worst thing is,
they're one of the few ways to get off this little rock I'm stuck on :(
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# what rock is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Jersey
Mind you, it's not bad over here at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ONE WING IS MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THE LIKES OF YOU
Also: Hello b3ta. C# has turned my brain to branflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# that will teach you for using C# instead of a proper lanuage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Beep.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# the cure for C# induced neurobranflakitis is to code a spectral method code in FORTRAN 77
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I just put my wings on and fly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Maybe his wings had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# A guy on another forum made it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# You ought to try JSP :(
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
haven't seen you around for a while old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha, hello dear sir!
Yes, a compo with an easy repost opportunity is a certain way of getting me out of the woodwork. If there's ever a competition about postboxes and phonebooths, there'll be no getting rid of me.

Hope all is good with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# oh yes indeed
i'm on a train at the mo, taking advantage of being unemployed by heading over to my mum's house at the seaside. she's going to spoil me for a week in exchange for DIY duties :D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That sounds like a good deal
Try to resist the urge to paint a giant flower all over the outside of her house, though.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# take this opportunity to open a spreadsheet
and shout loudly on a mobile "YEAH I'M LOOKING AT THE FIGURES NOW BRIAN"

everyone will be so envious of your high city lifestyle and won't even know that you are a jobless total :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha
Yes, do this.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# as someone who has travelled on a train, two hours each way for over four years
I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY ARE SOME JOBLESS ARSE DRIP. I FUCKING HATE THEM.

Also: I don't find Lucy Liu attractive. And dating sites suck.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# i do find lucy liu very attractive indeed
we should fight

i accidenlty travelled first class recently, that is the way to fucking do it! free coffee for four hours :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I just saw a bit of one of the charlie's angels films
she's taking a helmet off and shaking her hair laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows and packet of digestives*
/ac

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# arf
sushi's favourite sounds:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# today is an old school hip-hop kinda day
top skills
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo
You've just reminded me of one of mine I can compo-repost now :)


(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf

have some fluffy overkill
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Haha!
A funny compo entry at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Patent Pending...

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# THE GILLETTE FUCKEST UPPEST
WITH 59 BLADES IT'LL FUCK YOUR FACE UP
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# They're all rusty and jagged.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# The Gillette Seaman
Summons a band of unquenchable pirates who fuck your face with rusty swords whilst singing a sea shanty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ahhh....
I was picturing a razor falling over backwards, arms flailing, while a perfectly lobbed ball passed overhead and into the goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *buys 7*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Damn' patents.
I came up with an idea over coffee yesterday, but we missed it by two years. Shame that, but at least it worked well enough for someone to patent it...
This keeps happening to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I wouldn't trust the person you have coffee with.
He, she or it is obviously going back in time to patent your ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I hope they haven't patented my time machine already, then.
Bloody master's students...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# the problem with patenting a time machine
is that it becomes a war of attrition

each person travels further back in time to be the original inventor

until such point that I don't know where I'm going with this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# But wouldn't you just end up folding the fourth dimension through the fifth dimension and therefore come out in your own tangent reality?
Completely unaffecting everyone in your previous reality.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I'd probably cheat
by creating a pocket universe and tricking the other patentees into going then closing the gateway to this mode of existence

then! I would be the ultimate time machine inventor!

of course, with all my enemies being such skilled scientists they may find a way out and come back to defeat me, however! my foolproof plan involves cloning the other time machine makers and using their intellect to find a way to defeat them!

HAH! A Plan with no flaws or logic!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I've just gone on youtube to berate string theoriest now.
Damn them and their flighty unrealistic perception of alternate dimensions.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# flighty, unrealistic yet strangely compelling
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# just don't shave
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# did you watch the Reggie Perrin remake last night?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Nope, I watched the programme before that though.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# just reminded me of something in that
"I'm working on a ten-blade razor"
"Ten blades? Wow - is that possible?"
"Actually, no"

Trust me it was funny. This is why Martin Clunes gets paid a lot more than me.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Reminds me of one of my favourite Onion articles:
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

And of course shortly after this they actually did.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# that article is a classic
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Which is only one reason why I have a beard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# i like your username
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha top wooage
*jazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# can't wait for the mach 100 with 100 SPINNING BLADES AND LASERS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I still maintain that the next logical step is a vibrating scourpad made from razor blades
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Happy St Patricks Day!!! :D
Oh wait I misread something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# lol comedy dyslexia!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] oh geoffrey - 1st post :D


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(GuybrushThreepwood, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!
and that purple thing in the uniform is starting to look sexy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
/re-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# That's George from Rainbow
didn't you get Rainbow down under I thought it was part of the exchange we get Skippy you get Rainbow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Wouldn't a rainbow downunder just be a multicoloured smile.
This, however, has not stopped my grinning like a loon at the imagery of the phrase, 'Rainbow down under.'
THe most impressive of all natures merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# haha
But I think the last time The Rainbow was down under it was attacked by the French Special Services and blown up or was that the Rainbow Warrior ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Is a multicoloured smile is the same as a technicolor yawn?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# england can take the credit for creating the marvellous language that is English
but australia deserves the real prize for taking english and truly running with it.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha This is true,
Morning fella, re the reconstruction artwork, I am just waiting sign off from the client & I will send you the hires version. I promise
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# oh cool!
i didn't realise you were using those pictures for work, that's pretty awesome. I'm going to be famous!

also, recently I made red onion chutney, I did a nice bit of topside beef last night and tried the chutney out for the first time. oh good god. never again shall somerfield bought chutney darken my cupboard
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oooh red onion is lully, and with beef sound brilliant (I must try)
And famous as in you will be gracing the cover of an archaeological monograph about Roman Excavations In Northants
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Fame and glory awaits!
I also made far, far to many roast taters this morning so i had the with some delicious oniony goo as well. I'm in transports of alliumy delight
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Don't know where technicolor yawn came from I first heard it on The Bill 15 years ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yes
but with less carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# What was wrong with skippy?
I want a kangaroo paw bottle opener...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# a mate of mine has a Kangaroo balls bottle opener.
Classy lad.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Is this the Police's "Bungled" attempt at crowd control?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# .....i didnt not think of that lol :D
...i mean..yes..yes it is ;)
(GuybrushThreepwood, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# needs more
penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# In case they get peckish?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I've got a big red one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I've got a big twanger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Play the plucking song!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hello all
I had to cut my photo trip short, due to the fact that I have bruised both heels :(

How are you all?

Did you get banned Guybrush?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I gave up my trip today
As I realised I shed loads of housewaork to do before going on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I did take some good photos, just uploading them
Got to have a sort out of my clothes this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Did that last weekend.
May be moving to warmer climes and over half of my clothes are cold-weather gear...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# you going southwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Potentially, a long way southwards.
And roundwards. Depends on whether they finalise it before my contract ends. If not, then it's a move to Basel and all the cold-weather gear is useful again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# At the premiere of Jurassic Park
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# What ever you don't get between her and the buffet table
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You ARE the buffet table - I'd run if I was you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *sings* She's a Maaaaannn Eater!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Pink with those
shoes claws what was she thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# haha that's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Clever girl...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha
be careful, you'll set jamnog off
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Nice work
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# confusing
nice tag
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Wowza!
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha
i heart tribs. Ya loon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# She's anoREXic
And her neck's all scraggy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# thats an ugly dress she's wearing
i think she should get some new clothes, maybe try-Sarah's-Tops
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# She'd get raptorous applause if she did
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# she looks a lot better after her leg injury,
mind you it still looks like her ankle-is-sore(us
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I was in the background when that picture was taken....
I had to hide though as there was someone I owed money too......... do-ya-think-he-sauras?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *glees*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Lovely
Would briefly. Then runs.........
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# But...
Sarah Jessica Parker wasn't in Jurassic Park...
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hahahaha
she looks beautiful
(espionagebob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It's World Penguin Day!


Everyone get your penguins out!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# here we go
(o< WAUGH! WAUGH! WAUGH!
/\\
\_/_
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Pingu!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ok....
Second pic I ever did for B3ta...sniff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# St George
and the penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha never thought of that.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Beware is right! He's got a gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# oh noes!
killer penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# The only good penguin is a dead penguin

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
that film really annoyed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# monkey vs penguin war
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# BANG!
and the penguin's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :)


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Executive penguins
are watching the skies for terrorist attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# For some unknown reason this is making me think of Pink Floyd
It would really work as an album cover for them
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You got it... a pea from a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

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