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(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# You should have eaten it, you fool
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Yay for frenzied *panic digging!*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# One of our Hamsters died today :(
/I like this, by the way :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Gandalf:

/only Shadowfax left. The present Mrs. Architect named them, btw
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Nice names.
I somehow managed to convince my girlfriend to call her current hamster Ghengis.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hehe, we had two rabbits ages ago which she agreed to call Merry & Pippin
after they passed, and the Hamsters came along, she suggested Gandalf & Shadowfax.
I'm sensing a theme...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# My sister had hamsters called Bill and Ted,
and later gerbils called Kevin and Perry. I had a hamster called Tubbs.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I have chickens
named Korma, Jalfreze and Biriani

sadly Vindaloo passed away
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha what great names :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Thankyou!
Have a Chicken Korma:

Fluffy Feet!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# !
My mate's 2 dogs are called Merry and Pippin.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Mammals?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Smashing.
I think If I get another Rotweiller ( after Kara died last year ) Then I shall call him Tom Bombadil ( except I always buy bitches so this could be an issue ;))
Mind you I have enough on my hands with my Doberman, Roscoe P. Coltrane who is a mental. ( unlike his father before him, Maxwell Von Hollins, who was a majestic gentleman :))
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# shadowfax?
was the other one called dotmatrixprinterthatranoutofink?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# if I wrote that out, it'd be longer than the bloomin' Hamster
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Aww
Cute little buggers aren't they! Give the little guy a snuggle from me tonight, I got my lift for Sunday off a fellow b3tan; and will be snuggling my snow leopard friends, despite the fact they are are getting rather large
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# They're surprisingly cute.
Having only ever experienced Cats as pets before, I was less than impressed to begin with when the better half said she wanted Hamsters.
I must admit though, they are rather lively and cute things. :)

and good news on the lift front :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# their bite is worse than a cats
evil cute little buggers
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# b3ta has proven a very nice vehicle to meet thoroughly lovely people over the years i've found
To put it another way: www.b3ta.com/board/2561887 :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# you're going in first
first dibs on the camera
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# You will be welcome to extract it from my cold, lifeless hands
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ours have been called:
Beast
Big Bill Broonzy
Titler (a mental roborvski)
Pez
Simon Montague
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Big Bill Broonzy is the sort of name you don't mess with :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Booo
hamsters are fantastic.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# pfft
rip hammy:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] bless
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like this muchly :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# 'ning sushi
Where have you been today?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I want
those goggles!
Great pic by the way!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hahahahah!
What would Calvin utter,

WILD ZONTARS!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha :) winner
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ooooooooooh yeah . . . he got it early on !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# haha


This is his 9th birthday after his visit by the Godhead
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha :D
*hugs*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# how are you?
*hugs, I'm not letting go* :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'm tired I have to go to bed another early morning start
so nightnight sleep tight - see you all on the 'morrow or is that marrow?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# night lovely x
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
winner!!!!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Hah!
Sleepy tight love :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha, lovely
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha
this could also be david bowie
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# The voice of the Geico Gecko (depicted)
is Max from Eastenders. Fact.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha,
I want those goggles!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave him alone

it's not really his fault you know. The fairies whisper the crazy ideas in his ear
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Some people just have voices in their heads to justify exhorting all kinds of random, insane stuff
But he has to have Lemmy the fairy, the pretentious git
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# haha. Jesus, that was funny :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# that's ace
evening Micto

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# evening!
what the hell are you doing here post 5pm?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I'm wrestling with a website design
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# crikey
is it using any disallowed holds?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# yes - the fucking not working as I want it javascript hold
/running before can walk blog
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i have a javascript manual if you need it
it's currently holding the door open
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# heheh
that would be useful
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
#
Address Not Found



Firefox can't find the server at www.bilbobarneybobs.co.uk
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ask me ask me ask me
gaz me gaz me gaz me
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# That's really nice.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Given the eye !
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# This is exceedingly woo
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# as usual, i am spotting everything i cocked up
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# That is gorgeous :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# ta!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Nice work on the eye
They are always a bugger to do
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# i like doing eyes
but i do them first, then forget important shadows and things...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I spend ages on the eyes, but then I try to put as much detail as I can


Click for bigger (43 kb)


Took about 4 - 5 hours
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# simon le bon?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# He wishes :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hell yes
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I say sir
is she for hire?

woo :-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# sort of
although i have a free 3 month subscription for some reason :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Christ, that's ace!
I'm not here...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# where are you?
edit: b3ta.com/board/9376975

me? funny?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# very beautiful indeed
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# that's a bit good old chap
*applauds
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# marvellous as ever sir
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Very nice....
Lovely vectoring......
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Boxers Rebellion
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# haha
but what a bizarre souce picture.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Indeed . . . I've gotten into old tin types . . .
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Yay I went to the Bardford Museum of Photography some years back
they had them all tin-types/copper-types/Daguerreotype etc. and the Fox-Talbot paper negatives - lovely stuff
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Neat . . . and because of the techniques . . . they lend themselves to unique poses . . .
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Yes saw a couple of photography chairs
more like medieval torture devices with a bracket to hold you head still all it needed was to be plugged into the mains lol
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# You can only imagine how tricky this was when it was still . . .
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# haha yes you can see the stands behind them
that held them steady.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I will try to hunt out some tomorrow, if I remember
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I got my legit copy of Fireworks CS4 this afternoon
seems rather similar to Image Ready, or was that a mis-spent three minutes evaluation?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# i have fireworks
i don't think i've ever launched it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Adobe did away with ImageReady
once they bought Macromedia and Fireworks could do pretty much all the things IR could.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I have been unable to play with gifs for well over a year now, since getting CS3
and switching to a Mac, and in my own humble way missed out on a whole load of fun

Just being able to save source gifs as .psd files to work on in CS4 seems to justify the cost!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# gaz me a how to
PLEASE :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# All the layers seem to contained in 'states'
you can save and play around with them there I guess
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I've kept CS2 installed just for ImageReady
but you can still do gif animations within Photoshop CS3 but you can't import GIF which is a complete pain. So I import to ImageReady and save as a .PSD so that I can bring it into Photoshop CS3 and edit.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Alas
other than this, i've not looked back on jumping from PS7 on a PC to CS4 on a Mac Pro; but the price of CS2 still seems slightly heavy on the web for someone who has splashed out on a lot of legit Adobe software this year to reasonably 'downgrade'
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# It will be interesting to see how you adapt to it !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# arf.....nice uppercut
needs more ear-biting .....chortles:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Baby sitting was so very rough in those days !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ho hum


BTW, we had a guest staying at my work last week called Dong Ning. True.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# tweet tweet
:D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# MONKEY COWBOYS!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# three amigos
:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Very nicely done
Woo
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# very nicely
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# evening
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# nice choice of aminals
WOOf!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# :D
i always like these
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It's bark is worse than it's . . . OUCH . . . I take that back !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# part 2
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I love it :)
Again, I would buy that :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# burn them
BURN THEM ALL!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha,
halitosis is my weapon of choice, too.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# GET 'EM, YOUNG DRAGON!
Woo
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# fooosh! :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha.
Needs more skipping gayily off into the distance.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeah!
go dragon!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha..:D
so cute-don't wanna watch the slaying:(
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Why don't they pick on something their own size !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Yay a happy ending - foolish knights
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# These knights were ill prepared.
HURRAH!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# fuckin'lizards.......spoilin'me party
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# hehehe :D
I need to watch some shitty b movies , why don't channel 4 show them any more, the cunts
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I'm going to rewatch James Whale's Frankenstein over the weekend
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I love this!
*Re-Lurks*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Twat him!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# i love to play my kingkongo in the morning
i love to play the kingkongo in the morning
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# He plays lead bludgeon in the anvil chorus !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Spang! So very sorry!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'll have his old one
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I agree the old one looks far more interesting
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# wooden ladyboobs
make *everything* better.

edit: just noticed there's wooden mancock on the other side. Not so sure about that. Still, horses, courses and all that.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# :||
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You just made me snot out my nose you fuck!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo and you just put all that dust up it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I know :(
Luckily, it is cheaper than a pint now!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Isn't every thing now
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# nice one,
i got his autograph back in 1970 something when he did a story outside my house
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
story shit
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# What on earth was he doing a story outside of your house about?
This place gets more surreal by the day
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I'm guessing it involved dead lodgers
and cellars
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# *fears*
I'm meeting up with him on Sunday
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# i really can't remember
nothing exciting.

appols for delay in reply, i wandered off.
also i will dig out autograph.
edit/found it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# D8hw cave?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# that's the genuine article
it scares me the sort of crap i hang onto, scares me more that i knew where to find it, but then again i keep it under my pillow alongside don estelle's
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# you have don estelle's autograph?!
wow
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# it was in my profile
under the link to my rather splendid tee shirt design,don't know where it's gone.

*rummages

Edit, welcome to autograph hour on b3ta
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Din Wullle?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I saw Don in Milton Keynes Tesco once
I have loads of stuff I should throw out, that though will be worth some thing
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# was the story about a knocking shop in your house and your parents just told you it was very big mice making all those noises
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Who has sex with giant mice?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Bill Oddie
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yay for John Craven
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
I know it's spangworthy but it's too silly for spanging.

Yay for my local curry house who have made me fish korma-with-a-kick.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ooh
I like fish curry. lots of coconut.

also - check out the www.thefuckingweather.com/
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hahah
and yay for unnecessary swearies making dull weather more interesting.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Haha
Birds lack the receptor (known as TRP-V1) that is required to detect (and experience the burn) of the chemical, called capsaicin, that gives chillis their kick. As a result birds can eat curry with impunity.
But don't be tempted to over-feed them curry - a friend of mine did that to a chicken once and it slipped into a "korma".
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# U IZ TEH FUNIZ MAN!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Which regular are you, then?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I like his cold, dead eyes
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking ace
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# big ARF
:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Arf arf!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# *laughs and cries simultaneously*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Blaughh
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I like that :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Thanks
:D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I clicked as well
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Together again - and it's no fib
Their funniest hit since 'Adam's Rib'

So the tagline says...

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# BRING KATHARINE HEPBURN BACK YOU FUCK!
Also, have some Hitchcock you fuck!

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hows the foot?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Fucking painful you fuck!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# photos?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I will upload some later maybe.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# good
Apart from the foot, how are you?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Not bad.
I started a work placement this week, so it's nice to be back doing something worthwhile.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# good, so you want be dole scum any more?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Sadly I will still be "dole scum" as you so quaintly put it,
but it is certainly something to put on my cv, and I am not just getting paid for nothing,
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Well, we will all be dole scum soon
Hope it works out for you
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Cheers mate.
It gives me an in at worst :)

I can link you to out magazine in a gaz if you like ;)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# a whatting magazine, is that for dole people
If I do go on the dole, I am fucking off some where for a few months :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# How did you manage that!
I heard you bust it on your birthday
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Me, my sister, Jude and load of other kids
were playing football out in the garden. I went in for a challenge on my sister and booted her foot. The Middle of the top of my foot connected with the ball of her foot. She has broken her toes and her ankle and I have a broken foot :(

I would like to point out though, I took 100% of the ball and it was a perfect challenge....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Good grief!
Bad luck all round, but glad to hear it was a clean challenge ;)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Let's be fair,
that is all that matters :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# You're the new boris johnson!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It was not a fucking rugby tackle you cunt ;)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# *Rubs thighs*
Phwoar!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I'll get me ticket
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# heheh
how true
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'll meet you there
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# *Sniggers*
Save a seat for me.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Sracist!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# How original you fuck!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# You is funnies
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I like how they put the word older in quotes
as a pointer to the fact that she actually never got any older!

*sold out yet?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# She got older by decaying some more
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# This train to Hull is going to be full :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I'd guess more pieces


I think it'll be cheaper if we get a minibus.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Can't help but wonder that
TJ: Anyone know if you can get reasonably dust tight cases to put a Mac Pro in, that would sit happily under my desk?

Or should I just smoke in the garden?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# get some pipe
Put one end out the window and blow the smoke into the pipe

problem solved
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# You can also use this to make passers-by think your house is talking to them.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Yes, and then film them running away or looking puzzled
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I like this idea
You could thank the postman
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# forwards to the paper
They will run it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
YES!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# anthony squirrel thompson
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# haha
good point
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Cute blonde shaved twat?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Google is your friend
Results 1 - 10 of about 73,800 for Cute blonde shaved twat
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# It's more than that.
I was reading in the BBC site today a blokes delivered his missus sprog using instructions the got from googling, 'HOw to deliver a baby.'
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# well if the twat is shaved, it's not exactly a blonde twat, is it?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# , is your friend:P
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# it depends what number you
have the razor on. Might make it more 'trimmed'.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# If you wish to do nasty things to him
I can give you his address
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# let's have it
right now
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I could have run him over the other week
He really is an ugly short man with no neck
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# and you didn't?
what's wrong with you man?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I like my car, I didn't want him denting it or getting bits of him on it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I will give you the name of the villege he lives in
Shiplake

The rest is up to you and I have nothing to do with it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Rivermead Cottages
Mill Lane
Shiplake
Henley on Thames

I'm guessing here: maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=shiplake&sll=51.455387,-0.919644&sspn=0.18441,0.528717&ie=UTF8&ll=51.503236,-0.886781&spn=0.001396,0.004131&t=h&z=19 or one of the 2 neighbouring properties

you do alright for yourself if you live there!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I don't live there
I live in Henley, no it is not posh, it is a shit hole full of crap chavs

He gets flooded out every year, well if you will live next to the lock right on the river, what the fuck do you expect
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# just remembered
He nearly set himself on fire at the Christmas Fair last year :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# was this just after you covertly sprayed him with white spirit
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# No, it was all his own doing
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# i made this pic after remembering something gordon ramsey said on the F word
gordon ramsey was tasting different animals testicals,when they brought out the squirrels nuts he said "are they anthony warrel thompsons?" LOL
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# What fur !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I Drop This Here? N.W.I.O.T. Thanx.
P.S. Hiya Rory.

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# LOAL!!11!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hasn't this all flown over by now
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Fully cooked . . . yes it did !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Ham - A - Lot !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# you are not helping my hunger
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Crave On !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# CRISPY BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUNCH MUNCH!!!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# must. raid. fridge.
I'm getting fish n chips later though, don't weant to spoil my appetite!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# that's a popular slice of bacon

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# *comes*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I'll deal with the mother-ham, you guys cover the little ones
*adopts fighting stance*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Fork and electric knife at the ready !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I really fancy some decent ham right now
with grainy mustard and crusty bread and some little gem lettuce.

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I envy those that like meats
I hate the fecking stuff and it makes for lots of head scratching when I go shopping.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Ditto ^
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I'm not a huge meat eater
but I like decent stuff
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Ah, I love meat.
Especially slow cooked fatty cuts like lamb shank.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I read that as "lamb shark"
and thought "where the fuck can I get my hands on some of that?"
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# swine flu = hype flu
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# SOMEONE WHO HASN'T BEEN TO MEXICO HAS CAUGHT IT
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

THEN YOU'LL LAUGH ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Pffft I've been to Mexico at least six times, and do I have swine flu? Nooooo.
And I touch ham all the time

*coughs*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# we know the kind of ham you touch
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Mmmm ham
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# its funny how they havnt lcosed the border down if this is so bad
fuck all people have died from it and they probably died because they had a very weak immune system,i think its all bullshit to be honest
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I thought nobody has died from it
but that was yesterday.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Last I heard there were about 15 confirmed.
But that's fuck-all compared to how many die from flu every year already.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# What's the point in closing the border if it's already spread?
As the symptoms are essentially the same as regular flu, it's tricky to identify a new strain before it's spread quite a way.
It is being hugely hyped up at the moment, but just because it's currently pretty tame doesn't mean it'll stay that way.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# This^^^^^
I would rather that people worried too much than were overtly blaise about it and it did claim more victims....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# It's a tough one.
It's good that the authorities are taking it seriously and making plans, but individuals panicking probably doesn't help much.
But if it makes people cover their mouths/noses when they cough or sneeze, then it's a good thing.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# really?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# hahahaha
I was trying to read the mother story and the Egypt ad
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You don't want to read the Egypt advert.
It's one of those pyramid schemes!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# *sned spanging pan in post*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# The force is strong in this 4x4 relay
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# hahahhaha
wtf
you forgot the stormtrooper relay
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# They sure won't be in the rifle shooting event
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# weeell
perhaps if the rules were to shoot around the bullseye...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *clicketh*
Particularly love the pole vaulting :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha
very nicely done!

/edit: got some demonstration sports for ya






/editedit: sorry, that was a bit much. Got over excited there.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# It creeps me out that in the top pic the stormtroopers are my home team
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Do you live in Tarkville?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Bye everyone.
Have a fucking nice fucking weekend or whatever it is you like.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *waves*
Leopards for me :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Have a good one captain!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I will.
You should also do that.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Your good self also :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Bye, have a good one
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahah
i dont know what yoda bumming has to do with the olympics, but that darth pole vault is ace
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently they also put the bop in the bop shoo wop shoo wop


Ok i'll stop this now
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# They put the ram in the ramalama ding dong?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Cos now it can be told
With a million copies so-oo-oold
We're the guys who did it
We're responsible
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# no that was someone else

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Who put the zip in the zip-de-dip-de-dip?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# my money's on Bob Hoskins
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Naughty Illuminatists!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Would that not be Illuminists?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Illuminastics
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Illuminoids
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Sooooo much spam
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# The Drama LLama
has an extradimensional SPAM storage compartment in his pants
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# yes
he wears tardis knickers
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Why so serious?

*runs*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# oooOOOOOoooooo
You bad man BLD

Ace stuff.

*clicks*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahh! You utter sod :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Won't this cause a recursion???
*fears end of the universe*

;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# we can only hope!
ooh, time to brave the london underground and head home!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Have a lovely weekend Mr Steve
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Best of luck with that, sir - have a great weekend!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I find the underground very funny
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Indicating how little you use it...
;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No, I mean funny at the madness of it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hehe, I see
:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I like the emergency number for the transport police
You only get a signal if the train goes on the surface
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I find it very depressing if it's busy.
Just one reason why I'm staying away from London
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I don't like it if it is busy
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# :D
Sorry Steve, I'm in a cheeky mood this evening. Save and use at your leisure. x
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# cool if I profile it?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Dude, it's a picture of you
You have all the rights thereof.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh god, not another flu virus :S
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# pffffft, hahaha :D nice one :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# lol pwned

Hahahahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# At least it's not stringworm.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *click click click click click click click*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *loads pan*
hahaha

time for a hospital themed roast...



Click for the rest
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Ah
hahahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Oh
my
god
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ha ha...
...i think the nurse has things all wrapped up.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *mans SpangingPan2000 battery*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# That's some serious spanging hardware!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# i'm not getting roped in to this

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hello Waspy!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ma'am

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Haha, oh the punnage.
>_<
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hahahahhahaha have a *click!* and a *spang!*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD
Has Stan been raping people on here?

hahaha :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Lordy lordy lordy
*spang*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Oh my - dear oh dear
*spangs*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Spangdemic!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
spangs
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# It's sunny, I'm much happier than yesterday, and I'm looking forward to a 4-day weekend, so here's some fractal flowers for all you lovely people.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# 4 day weekend?
Have I missed a memo?

I like the flowers. Very Acer-like
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# On tuesday the country is shutting down due to swine flu.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# best get verrrrrrry drunk this weekend then
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It's your patriotic duty
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# *polishes tankard*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah, and when you're finished with that you can start thinking about drinking
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# it is quarter past Friday-night-has-already-started-o-clock
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# maybe,
I'm taking an extra day off next week, just - well, just because, frankly!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I hope you filled out all the relevant forms
as opposed to just ringing in sick on Tuesday!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# *ahem*
That's torn it...

;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Good, they are working you to hard
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Sad, but true.
Thanks, chap.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I wish the same could be said for me
Things are crap at the moment, but it might give the chance to do some thing that has been sat in my head since the start of the year
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Dunnae worry, sir - things will improve.
They will.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I know and I'm not really
Got enough funds to last me a long time
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# ooooooooohh that's gorgeous

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# flactal frowers!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Lacist
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# fucken awesome...
...and unexpected!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Well, you deserve it, that's why
/make the world a nicer place blog
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# thats lully
i hate modeling/ drawing anything like plants and trees, so you have my rrespek
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# bloody hell, that looks awesome!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# You'll need this:
*offers fractal vase*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Niiice
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hello you!
Have things calmed down a bit since that mullarky yesterday?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah, almost instantly
a lot of the festivities were cancelled (Yay no more levensliedbagger audible in my livingroom!) and about 200 people were arrested, which is about the same amount as any normal koninginnedag, allegedly ;)

/edit: oooh, seven dead now
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Well, at least there was a bit of an upside.
The guy died in hospital, didn't he?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yes, that was a bit of a pity.
I'd like to have heard his side of the story. And see him punished.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# The latter, certainly.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I always wonder whether it's better in this kind of case for the bloke to die rather than needing the expense of a trial and imprisonment.
I suppose it depends on whether you see the purpose of punishment as rehabilitation, protection of the public or retribution.
Judging from his actions, his side of the story might not have been that coherent
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Sir, you make a bloody good point.
I just get this 'red mist of revenge' for crap like this.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Understandable.
There's probably no right answer, I just find it interesting
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# This is almost always the dilemma
I think some families would've really liked to get some answers.

/hasstudiedlawblog
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Wanting answers is quite understandable, but I have no idea how often a criminal will give those reasons to the victim/families afterwards.
It's a little more suspect to want someone to languish in jail for the rest of their life at great expense rather than go quietly.
I'm not talking about capital punishment, more cases like this and when criminals commit suicide before facing justice.
/partofmydegreewasinPhilosophyblog
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I understand, and I share your interest in this matter

/bestpartofthisstudywasphilosophyoflawblog ;)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I'm looking forward to a 9-day weekend
Yeeeaaah bitch
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# what are the names of the extra 2 days?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I have to save *some* leave for June....
;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I've only had 1 day off so far this year
and that was Jan 2nd.

I'm not saying I've been working all that time, just not had any days off. Not booked any yet either!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Bloody hell!
that's a bit rough.....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# yes
I must do something about it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# That is lovely, reminds me of a japanese style painting :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ta!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Flowers....
Always work!

Right people it's beer o'clcok.

laters.

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :D
I think so.

*raises glass* Have a good one, you!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Thank ya, You too.


(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Bloomin' flowerworks to brighten up the day !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hehe... yes indeed.
:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# You get today's gleeoma :D


I need to find a new glee-type-thing...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ang Lee?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Thanks, Mrs T!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# You don't mind being my wallpaper provider, right?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You can make me your B&Q, if you like....
;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# *tries to resist posting what that might stand for*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I've told you about that before
Now, c'mon - what was it?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
#
Ssssh, trying to come up with something better....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ooooh, purdy.
:)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :)
Thanks!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Utterly lovely
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Most kind, Ms Pot
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# context free?
nice :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# yes indeedy...
The render was taking too long...

thanks!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's Flowery Friday, huzzah!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tourist Board strikes gold in a recession
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# The devil's arse :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hahahahah! superb :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
also have you noticed that 'Elizabeth' (as in the queen) sounds very much like 'A Lizard's Breath' Hmm? Hmm?
Now I'm not saying she is a lizard, but it does make you think.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# We need to have a bash to one of his talks
Just for the hell of it and a laugh, and to throw things at him
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# he might convert us all
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# It would be fun
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Icke's army of B3tans
doing his bidding.


Hmmmm. Best check my wardrobe for turquoise
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Haha, good stuff.
Woo
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It's good
but it's not symmetrical.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# well that's my hols sorted
woo
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

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