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# ...

Source story
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Eve's joined the Red Arrows?
she must be getting on a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah! sod, office lols
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Ha ha hah a ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Fucking chemtrails.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
if it wasn't for catnipp i wouldn't even know what you were talking about
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# haha nice one!
she's got the radar set to 'ooooh, shoes'!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hahah
and the satnav set to "You know that place near the other place with the things where we bought those cushions that Sarah told us about"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *Perk*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I bet she was trying to find the rear view mirror to check her lipstick
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# very nicely done
... although my missus is an exceptionally good driver
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# YAY for women doing their own thing
she is not sheeple like the men :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahah, spot on
EDIT: She's ginger too, poor lass
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# haha
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
FP this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Dear oh dear! :D You bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# La lala la lah...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# haha lovely
The Tory with the Moat was the funniest one. How fucking Middle Ages Feudalistic was that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Shut up serf! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# DON'T YOU OPPRESS ME!
COME AND SEE THE OPPRESSION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I kept thinking I must have misheard something
a MOAT? shirley that can't be what I heard... a MOAT?

still - it's slightly reassuring that the conservative party are still utterly bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# it might have been a goat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# he claimed for having his goat dredged?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# very slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I remember when tories used to get found with Oranges in their mouths
anythign is possible!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Auto Erotic Asphyxiation
is nature's way of keeping the number of toffs in check.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# and Australian rockstars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# just to avoid all of the potential unpleasantness
www.b3ta.com/board/3530820
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# SPOILSPOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah, if it had been a lib dem
I'd have thought, 'pissing round your pebbledash does not a moat make'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# they get to shag Cheeky Girls
don't knock it!

search for Cheeky Girls with Safe Search off and realise what he's missing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# sweaty haslet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# THE BEST KIND
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# how else are you going to protect your (second) castle from the filthy commoners?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# depressing, isn't it?
soon enough we'll be ruled over once again by the landed gentry.

(as opposed to the Oxbridge upper-middle class types of the Labour party)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# it's to keep the dragons and peasants out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# :D
I like the little gnome the best.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hehehe
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Oh, well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahhahaha, brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahahah
win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# cheers
needles to say - a song and video will follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Fo Shizzle My Nizzle!


Ning Mofos!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Ning Red mah negro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Ning Medi!
Hows life in the netherlandsch?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I just choked on a tulip
for the rest it's a bit windy out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Clogs flying everywhere then?
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Yo niggah!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# RACIST! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# he gonna pop a cap in yo armpit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hella yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Why is it always raining on your rappers?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# is it because they lied when they were 17?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This still glees me :D
Ning Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# ...only 24 hours to go until it's available Proj :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# hope it's a good mind fuck of a season finale :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
nings RSWW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Ning Steven.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Commin straight outta Waitroes!
Droppin bomb's like in NAM'
make it fragrant under your ARM
don't have love for the COWARDS
keepin it fresh for 24 HOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You wanna come in my direction?
You need all day long protection!
Smelling sweet like roses,
It's for brothers, not for Hoeses!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hoeses is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *has more hose than fire stations*
ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Did you hear about the Spanish firemen?
Hose A and Hose B.

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# d00d
we should totally become rapper TV show comperes - we'd be easily as good as Ant 'n' Dec
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# d00d
we should totally become rappers - we'd be easily as good as PJ 'n' Duncan!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Nah, never man,
They are well too good!


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# now THAT's a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# you'z dope yo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# YO!
*stance*

ningles brother Prodig
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *funny handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# The ace of spades!
(radja, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# haha
for a second I thought that was Nick Cave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ha ha, very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# i don't want to live forever..



(anymore)
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Oh God that's Cher's body
I'd know it anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# all the spare bits are in a box somewhere too
just waitng to be re-animated
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# You'll never forget that tattoo when it has
been in your eyeline so closely for such an extended period right?

Must be like licking sandpaper....

*bokes at own image*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Fucking hell, get me the eye bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# but you are 5 days late!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hoho
I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# May the Eighth be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# good lord, no... *shudders*
*adblocks to preserve sanity*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# you've saved it for later haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THA.... errrrr, no, what makes you think that?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Nothing
just ignore that blinking icon in your task tray.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL EYES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry


Click for bigger (49 kb)
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Superb
Although it was not Heaton, but Hemmingway that was singing with Briana!
(Jackson Cannery, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I've somewhat gone off Stephen Fry this week.
www.sickrik.com/links/Stephen_Fry_on_mp_scandal_thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I don't know.
He does have a point. The fact is that they didn't break the rules, yes they drew them up, and it is undoubtedly amoral, however, there are worse things going on in the world and the papers have most definitely drawn this out for a horrendously inordinate amount of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# He who lives by the sword dies by the toothpick
the sad fact is, we'll never be able to nail the bastards over taking us into an illegal war, but hopefully they'll get fucked over not paying capital gains tax
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# ^ this
I'm sick of hearing about it. The MPs have done nothing illegal. Morally wrong, yes, but since when did MPs have morals?

The rules are being changed, it'll be harder to claim things like this in the future.

The thing is, the Telegraph (was it? Can't remember which newspaper "broke" the story) spent hundreds of thousands of pounds purchasing this "exclusive" information when it was due to be released in a month's time anyway. Where's the uproar about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Aye,
allegedly the Guardian were offered them for £300,000 and refused. The Telegraph will probably get done for buying them I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Paying for a story cheapens the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# OUTRAGE!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahah 34 Octember
nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# He might have a point, but he's missed the one everyone else has got
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# The big worry for me
is that after all this nonsense, there are local elections coming up very soon, and I've somehow got to keep the BNP off my patch.

It won't be easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# heh, they're popular up your way
I heard Nick Griffin on the radio t'other day - I'm sure he thinks we're still in the 12th century
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Aye, I know the feeling.
They have progressively been getting more and more support in my area too. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# excellent
proper office lol

(and it's very quiet...)
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hehe!
ningles everyone!

One of those odd moments; I just answered my phone with "Hi, Steve speaking". I generally was not expecting the reply "are you Nathan?", which is exactly what I got.

I should have said "I was, but I changed my name by deed poll 20 minutes ago. Tomorrow I'll do it again, and you can call me Sandra" oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Haha
ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Good idea, well executed

boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# The nice thing about cleaning
a restaurant after hours is that I get to steal drink their beer for free.

also, the white artifacts are clearly jizm so I don't want any complaints.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Free beer is always good
I'm off work today, due to neck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
# I bet that's the last time you went to France

morning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Indeed or next door to it
Morning sir

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Not too bad
I have a lot of chores to do today, but I have I can still have some b3ta time. I have some ideas I want to try my hand at.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Good man
I will be in pain and falling asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Good, get away from that monitor you loon
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I am getting high on the painkillers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Many chips :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Filthy dreg-merchant.
Such behaviour is unforgiveable among the over-15s.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Well they said to help myself to drinks
they just never specified whether it was soda or beer- so I chose the latter.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
# you scuzzy dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
# who are you to pass judgement?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
# I'm your line manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
# haha in that case
you would have been drinking with me.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Yeah.
And if you don't get that haircut seen to, you'll be drinking Welfare-Cola this time next week, dood.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
# If my hair could be any shorter than 12mm
it would be.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
# ye..............es....
anyhoo TJ:

Anyone know where I can get a trial of Indesign CS3?
All the links I find go to Adobe, and they now only offer CS4.
No torrents thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I think it's Adobe's policy
not to offer any older versions of their software. Once CS4 got out, you couldn't buy CS3 anymore. Or at least, at the retailers and online.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
# fuckers...
I nedd to backsave a load of docs from CS3 to INX.
I heard CS4 will only backsave to CS3...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Fuckers indeed
I hated not being able to buy PS4 anymore since that piece of total crap that was PS5 got out. But not only was it taken out of stock, it was also illegal to buy PS4 off someone that had bought PS5 and for some reason was happy with it.

It's no coincidence that PS5.5 is the only half numbered photoshop in the series.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# nope
sorry
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# You are aware most restaurants have cctv?
unless of course it's a small independant one then kudos to you for stealing off a small business trying to survive in the face of large chains and recess.
You truely earn your wage.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# haha it was not as if I stole boxes of beer
I just filled my glass after my shift. I'm allowed free drinks. the steal was my poor attempt at humor. Also, in America it's usually only fast food joints with CCTV
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# mmmm...
lovely warm flat beer with other people's spit in it

The breakfast of champions!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hopefully
no cigarette ashes.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I read that as other people's spirit in it
and wondered what kind of place that might be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# With a nice throthy sex wee on top!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# cock! :D
and ning!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Saturday night's our night alright
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:32, archived)
# AARGH
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE-HAMMER-STICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Shudder
Hey, at least she brought us auto-tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Roger Troutman did much more funthings with a talk box before she got hold of one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# SWEET SHUDDERING JEEBUS!!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:42, archived)
# This is just wrong.
She'd be better off opening up a line of take-away Armenian Coffee stores
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Why does it feel so wrong?
Surely by this point it's just her head sewn on to an attractive cadaver's body.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:41, archived)
# She just looks like Tom Jones in drag
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:10, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Gypsy, tramp or thief?
She looks like chicken but probably smells like out of date turkey salami
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# OH YEAH!

edit: expanded by request. There are mice, dancers and some others too, but that is/was the core group.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
Let's have the whole band! Edit: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:37, archived)
# IT'S THE CAT EMPIRE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Always love these.
They never get old!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Hey you!
Haha. I know that kits.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:56, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:31, archived)
# :D Goodness gracious me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 13 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Working on a new tattoo...

...and got distracted making a funny-glasses 3D version. (Click for bigger.)
Red filter is perversely over the right eye.
...this is my daughter Stella.
(Larry_Mudd, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Both look better with normal red-left to me.
But I like anaglyphs as "down" view more than "forward".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:27, archived)
# hmmm....
Maybe I need a new china pattern...
(Larry_Mudd, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Serve all your food in anaglyphic format on them too.
Slices of red pepper and green peppers etc.
Food colouring and a brush for highlights... hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:45, archived)
# Awww what a sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Should I be ashamed or embarassed...
...that I knew exactly where I had 3-D glasses from years back?



Oh yeah, cute kiddling. I hope to have one myself someday.


All volunteers from the Chicago area, say hello via the message feature. :P
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:15, archived)
#
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 13 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Are not!
That's some sort of crown-nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# ITS JUST NUTTY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# You really did miss out on a spectacular smash yesterday
I can't find anything in the news though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Bugger - Let's hope there's another one next time.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:28, archived)
# The right Wing Nut is on the left side of the image.
This must mean that it comes from leftfield
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Bismuth.

This is Kk's bismuth. I have some too.
Pretty fucking sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Right angles, fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I have some Gallium.
Would you like to touch it?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] This challenge calls for shitty TOAP entries by definition.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:54, archived)
# I'm not going to drink my glass of bedtime milk anymore.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Indeed. The things they come up with will surely put you off.
"Let me 'Squirt' you something I was 'Tweeted'."
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:06, archived)
# toot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# 787 is the trademarked short form.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeee
Doing an image search for 'bag of loam'.
This image from Gutenberb shows up. Weird dudes, cool hat, so I clicked.
But I somehow got sucked into reading the book.
By the time I got to this pic I was starting to wonder if any of this exists any more.
I was able to track the location down on Google Earth. You can still see the rice terraces. I can't share the kmz file because apparently my server is pretending it isn't there right now.
I'm going to find out what happened to these people now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# HOW DO U LIEK MY BLOG PLZ SUBSCRIBE AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE THX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Interesting find.
Did not have that one already saved. Thx.
Google search says they still exist and have
not been totally absorbed culturally. Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# they fought until they died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# I wonder what kind of soil they were buried in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# silty loam
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# It's in the book.
www.gutenberg.org/files/3308/3308-h/3308-h.htm#d0e14459
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:18, archived)
# I didn't get the far yet.
Gives a new spin to "head them off at the pass".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:24, archived)
# LOL. Coffins are ahead a page or two of that.
Was skimming and tagging it for storage for later in-depth
read thru of the text. Nice language breakdown in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# The food at Ramma Dingdong's probably tastes better than it does at The Golden Retriever Chinese Restaurant
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# The results might exit just as quickly, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# That really is an awesome piece of photography!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Seriously! No credit, exif, or watermark to track with.
Good work, and worked out to be a handy source to keep around.

If someone does know the origin please comment or
Gaz me, so we can raid whomever it was for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:12, archived)
# evening

cfb, pops

Kind of took what i learned from this one and tried to improve upon it. Registration is a lot tighter, wish i made the face a little more square... Not quite 6x9", 4 block woodcut.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 13 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Colour?
Foxy, you're spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
# the night shifts is worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 13 May 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Lovely!
Colours are rich and crisp. Nice expression too.
Woo and Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# yeah
a couple spots that came off a little light, but for the first pull its acceptable. wanted to go with a bit darker yellow, almost brown, to pull out the woodgrain. I need to play with this in photoshop to see if like a nice blue would work better than red in the background. There's not a lot of line, but where there is, i love how crisp it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:38, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Damn this is phat!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Lubberley
How much wood can a woodcut cut?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# YIKES!!! SPIDERS!!!
It's that time of year I hate...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Yay! Babbys!
They're so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Spiders are okay. It's moths I hate, all flyin' at my face thinking it's the moon. They fly around like they're wasted too. Idiot moths.
I like your picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I have an irrational fear of moths.
I just can't do with the fluttery, hairy bastards. Oh god don't let it touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Urgh god yeah.
At least spiders just stay on the walls instead of repeatedly flying into your monitor again and again AND AGAIN.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# What if they get all in your hair?
Fucking yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Or your ginger moss beard!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I'm a girl you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Don't make me put on the coat.
I'll totally put on the coat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Shit, man, I was only messing around. Don't put on the coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:27, archived)
# HE IS WEARING THE COAT AND THE HAT AND THE SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Fuck off david.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I suggest ceasing to be moon-faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
# best yet
w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I love spiders. They have cute little fuzzy faces :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Did I tell you there was one in my fridge just now? Did I say? I can't remember if I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Yeah but you didn't ask if he liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Yes they do. Some fuzzier than others.
Fezzier?

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
# \º.º.º/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:09, archived)
# you'll need this then
villageofjoy.com/jumping-spider-goes-to-a-photo-session-15-pictures/
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# TITS TIEM!!!
*just got back from pub*
*doesn't care if tits has changed his monicker*
*spideramas*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 13 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a wonder no one thought of this.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 13 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] What a twitlet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# an ex-nearly-girlfriend of mine got headhunted for a job on The Times via twitter.
When she delightedly told me, it felt like the end of the world.

So I congratulated her, and kept the tears for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Bitter sweet & sour news . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Woah!
How did you know the title of the publication I work for?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I read it in my tea leafs . . . amaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# My wife was headhunted
by Deloitte and Touche some years back. ( not on any internet validation site ) She declined their job offer ( and 170% salary raise with lucrative package ) to stay working in the charity sector.
I don't think I kept the tears at bay for long ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# ello, Pasa.
Good stuff last 'night', I reckon, and well worth doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# What? Talking bollocks
is well worth doing? Oh good. I'm always at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Yes.
Your bollocks seemed like honest bollocks to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
# never been shy or ashamed to tell the truth
no reason to do otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Remember the stuff about adopting a less threatening tone toward the younger ones?
Threaten us old bastads instead. We can laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Sometimes I cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# you talk about that music stuff with like minded chaps don't you?
I'm listening to a Brooklyn band called 'Oxford Collapse"

It's not the worst sound in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# I talk about music to anyone I can.
Oxford Collapse? Aren't they on Subpop?

I'll have a little listen after my current album has finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I have no idea what subpop is mate.
You know me, I don't keep up with this stuff.
It just so happens I got an invite to WhatCD ( which along with Waffles is just about the top end of private bit torrenting for music ) and I picked it up out of interest. Album is remember the night parties, from 2006.

I had Ry Cooder on previously and then I have Astrud Gilberto cued up so I'm no barometer for quality and taste.

www.myspace.com/theoxfordcollapse
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I'm a member of what.cd myself, but I rarely use it - I tend to use mediafire to download music.
Just had a listen to the MP3s on Subpop. Seems pleasant enough just not really anything exceptionally special. Perhaps I listened to the wrong tracks?

Edit: and with regards to what/waffles, I preferred Oink :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
# It's not great stuff
to be honest and as i get further into the album it's becoming more standard US guitar band in a Green Day fashion which id not my thing. I think I spoke too soon and they fooled me with the opening tracks.

OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Sub Pop is an establihed, Seattle-based record label.
It's famous for giving the world Mudhoney, Dwarves, Tad and other well-known turns.

One overrated turn in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:09, archived)
# famous you say?
I only recognise the verbs in that sentence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Oh, sod it then.
Nirvana.

(I prefer Mudhoney meself, but hey ho.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
# I, too, prefer Mudhoney. Superfuzz is essential to my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:20, archived)
# I happen to think that
the output of Nirvana was nothing more than run of the mill American drivel.
Not in the slightest the kind of noise I prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Do you need a waffles invite?
If so, gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 May 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I'm a quiet chap.
I can't help it if the robot voices eschew a doctrine of kill all humans ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Aha!
I detect humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# most people aren't old enough to remember him
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Now he's an ex con . . . way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# you are calling me 'old'
?? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# no, no, of course not!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# i am 300 years old, but don't look it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# my, don't you look.......interesting......
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Gooooooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Me either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# There is a chap
who still lives in the area I grew up whose family name is Whitty. Yes you guessed it, his mother had the foresight to call him Conway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Singing Zippity Doo-Dah?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcxYwwIL5zQ
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Zipping a Do Da . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# SHRED!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# LOOK INTO MY SLIGHTLY LOPSIDED EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# LOOK.
*hypnotises*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# *is hypnotised by a b3ta-hosted redex*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# it is the redex of EEEEVIIIIILLLL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I don't believe you.
You musky-fingered virtual tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# *sniffs*
who told you about my musky fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# "Are you taking the piss?"
"You're giving it away."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# with every box of ris crispies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Right On for the RIS pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# TASTY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU FACEWRONG RABBIT BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 13 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# who are you calling a rabbit?
i'll fucking whang you with a carrot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# HELLO LATE NIGHT PAINT FACE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# i'm not a man!
are the boobs not a giveaway?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# they are not manly boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# NO! LOOK INTO MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# invisible keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# [/:-)
Only the results are visible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# like leaving me alone for an hour
with large amounts of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# All I can see is awesome green hat.
Is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Not as such, no. It's actually black.
The light is a little strange in that illustration of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# that's a killer moustache, bro
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Been sporting darty chin scruff of late to complement it.
Might go back to clean shaven soon though. It's getting
all too trendy here on the west-coast. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# go on
you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I will for a euro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# i've only got 13 euros
i haven't picked up my other ones yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Please send me €13.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# will you send me vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# No that's not the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# what do i get out of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Less euros.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# this doesn't sound like a good deal at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# \0/ portraits


Click for bigger (192 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# arf!
this looks like several of my neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Peeky A Boo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# i like your medieval snood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# It's the . . . skin it back type of snood . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# victorian she-shaft?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# One never knows what they did in those days . . . only rumors . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
# dirty middle ages buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I always wondered what the were in the middle of . . . those dogs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# INTERACTIVE ARTS.

CLICK CLICK WITH YOUR MOUSE CLICKER RIGHT HERE. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# oh note
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# ode nodes
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# oh gnomes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# hoe domes
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# yo, homes
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# fo' shomes
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# sno domez
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# gro clonez
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# blo cronez
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# oh dear
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# OH NOES
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9441452
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# lo tonez?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# ooooh don piano
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
#
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/stuntlarge.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# haha
that couldn't get more hardboiled
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I especially like episode 8 of season two when he goes to a box factory and has an existential crisis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Smoothles
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# holosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Indeed
Look it up.
You'll find nothing.
Unless you're familiar with Greek, in which case it refers to a complete sexuality.
But otherwise, it's bollocks I thought I'd write.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It sounds like it means if you were confronted by a hologram of yourself, youd shag it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# DAT BEE SOME SWEET ASS BRAINAGE YALL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Fuckin A
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# "these creatures can be killed by removing the head or destroying the brain"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# UNTRUE
Oh, they're scared of bees btw.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i find it works on most things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I recommend wearing a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT KIND OF RADICAL THINKING NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Nonsense.
It can always be screwed back in.

(That's my family motto, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Enforced hat wearing or screwing?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# hmm? what?
did someone mention screwing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# *sighs*
It's a somewhat troubled family.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# LOAMBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Loam is a good word, rarely used.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Good honest loam.
There's a loam pyramid. Did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# The three corners of the loam pyramid are silt, sand and clay
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# clay is at the top of the loam pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# sand occupies the lower left
and silt the lower right.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# DEAR GRONKPAN ET AL
I am having trouble sorting my sandy loams from my loamy sands. I will be a laughing stock.

Pls advise,
WATL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I would suggest more mechanical analysis
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# But all I have are three dozen eggs, a tooth and a magic circle. HALP...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
#
The soil texture depnds on the relative proportion of clay, sand and silt - loamy sand has much more sand than silt and clay but is basically a sandy soil, sandy loam has a bit more sand that silt and clay, but is basically a loam - see the good old soil triangle: www.uwsp.edu/geo/faculty/ritter/glossary/s_u/soil_texture_triangle.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I am still unsure. I need clarification.
Can a sandy loam be used as a substitute for loamy sand? At 3pm on any given tuesday? When wet? If it is sad?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I GROW TIRED OF YOUR LOAM-RELATED PEREGRINATIONS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# :(
HALP! MY LOAM REMAINS UNCLASSIFIED AND UNSORTED. IT IS A RIGHT MESS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# mofaha do you listen to much loamcore music
if so i would recommend this: www.danielamos.com/stunt/loam.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Earthy sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I like pretty much all the soilcore that's coming out at the moment
it's only the really heavy clay stuff I'm not keen on right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# LOAM NOW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4VZb1vjCU0
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Yes I saw.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Why is it called a pyramid when clearly it is a triangle?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# How exactly is a static PNG image "Interactive"?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 13 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# you can print it out and put it up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Ah, my apologies
I forgot the Gay Shift had clocked in.
Forget I asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 13 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# :D
WELCOME. ENJOY YOUR STAY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# The textural name of a soil can be determined from a mechanical analysis
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I was thinking I could use magical analysis rather than mechanical, can I do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# no
The textural name of a soil can only be determined from a mechanical analysis
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# How about 50% magery and 50% mechanery?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# sorry but no
The textural name of a soil can only be determined from a mechanical analysis
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# So what you're saying is I've wasted my time in wizard school?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# if you're looking for a future in the field of loam then i'm sorry but your wizardry will be of no use
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# ahahahah
"Field of loam" ha ha ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
#
Yes, but only with the right protection.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# that depends
are you a level 18 blood elf warlock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Pedogenesis means soil creation.
Seeing as they leave out the 'a' from 'paedo-', how would Americans distinguish between pedogenesis (soil creation) and paedogenesis (child creation)?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# And how would they distinguish it from some kind of Brass Eye style biblical paedophile crisis? (ala Paedogeddon)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# it's usually pretty simple to judge from the context of the sentence
like getting wind and wind confused
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# But 'nursery' can be a place where small humans are found
or a place where small plants are found.

CONFUSION. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# neither dirt nor children are traditionally created in nurseries so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# You give them too much credit.
Calling someone a "thespian" can ruin election chances.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Reallife lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Imitation lols
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# i LoL'ed in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# You had to click to see it.
HOW MUCH MORE INTERACTIVE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# How about, when you click
it turns into anything you want.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# You have imagination for that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Oh no :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# :(
Yo homeslice
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# OH NOES!
Someone hand him the stapler.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# 20cc OF AIRFIX GLUE
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# HAHAHA!
*sniffs hard*
Mmmmmm, solvents!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# it is my wife now. I am fucking its interfaces.
aaaaanddd Desktopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# D: OHNO
:)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# OH YES YOU MEAN.... OH YES IN THE FACE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# people are only interested in dudes these days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I thought it was all soil?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Some sort of massive png head spiral.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Thats you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Oh but it can't be! IT CANNOT BE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
#
TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# OH! I forgot I said that.
Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Sweet dreams B3ta

CFB (270kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Awww, snugglywuggly!
Nightnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# this multi-titted creature pleases me
and, for some reason i can't quite fathom, makes me nostalgic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Checked the filename?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# ah, right!
strangely, it was actually making me think of the dark crystal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Someone was saying earlier that you hardly ever see Chump, Beattie or The Fear any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# it's true, you don't
although chump was around a bit last week, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# :)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:20, archived)
# It makes me nostalgic too...
But only because slightly dorky looking 2 headed dragons with 8-point stars on them are so old skool Warhammer. Back before the whole thing got too serious for its own good.

Very good, though. In a feary kind of way.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# it makes me nostalgic for those times
when i used to smoke way too much pot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# TIS A A DEMOOOOOOOOOOOOAN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# sweet dreams :)
yes, zz tiem for me too

nn b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# SHITBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I thought you were gone already?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I'm off tomorrow morning
packing seems to be taking a lot less time than i anticipated

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Where are you going?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# tokyo
BECAUSE I CAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Check out this loam
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=loam&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

The loam pyramid.
www.geography.hunter.cuny.edu/~tbw/ncc/chap4.wc/soils/loam.pyramid.gif
Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# sooooooo loamy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# ARGH
TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear! TehFear!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# woooaaaagh!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Just been on the phone to the BBC's Natural History department,
and they told me they'd ring me back if this creature is indeed, as I suspect, unviable.

The girl on the phone sounded a bit tired, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# the Dust Storm was getting more and more violent by the minute.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Secret tiny volcano!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# JABBA THE BOLT
Whooooooop!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Captain Picard is a Neo-Nazi Skinhead. Streamable mp3:
www.zshare.net/audio/5993752099eef3b3/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# That's some mellow japes.
You need some TAMF

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ZajePOFNA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# WORMSIGN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# heheheheheh
it's an alaskan bull worm!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# it's the giant brain!
*grabs scooty puff senior*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Time to clean out your PC, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Bloody council.
What is it this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# i scream, you scream, we all scream for SHITBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# That reminds me.
I haven't checked out the SHITRAGS blog since very early in its life.

Did it come to a satisfactory conclusion?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i guess so
there's a portaloo there now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# That's the power of the internet for ya.
Heart-warming news, gp!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# THE BLOB!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# This looks like the contents of my vacuum cleaner bag
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Wut?

I dunno, g'nite...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I don't like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Oh, stop being so uptight, it's only a wind up,
learn to unwind sometime!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH LORD.
MY MIND IS UNRAVELLING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck.
www.b3ta.com/board/9441450
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# phwoar
wank bank
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 13 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# HOMOSEXUAL ROBOT MUST BE STOPPED!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# But what you can't see,
is just stage right it's strangling Baroness Thatcher...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# COME ON N SHOOT YA LOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/5b707766bebb26d3d4eec1fd73e81add_savoywars5shootyerloadmengandecker.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# When are Rammstein covering this?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# FEUER, FREI!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Is that the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# pfff
that face she's pulling makes her look like an evil version of janet from two pints
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# What are you doing Boy George?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# that baldy headed one
looks like her out of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

dont know her name; i've spent the last several years trying to avoid the show
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# check what i said up there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# sorry
*bangs head on desk*
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# heheheh
well, at least you know her name now without having to watch it ;)
her real name is sheridan smith
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I musta keeled em, keeled em..WOOOOOOOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Argh. What?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# voodoo magic
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Put it on your feeeeesh, Mon!
It'll taste like voodoo magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# MA FEESH BEE DA DEBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# No doubt!
After all, the messiah turns up in pancakes, toats, rust stains on
bridge pilings, and the like, every day. I seem to remember a
news item with parts of Koranic scripture on a feeesh. I can't see
why you should not use them as your bebble.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I dun scribbled ma dibblez
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Only Sufis would laugh at that.
All the others would burn your embassy. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# lo0l
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# oh so he's muslim again?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 13 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Secret Muslin[sic].
The rightwingers still haven't given up on that theme just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Obama only fucks Hindu ass, duh.
Right I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# CYA.
Always glad when you're about for a bit while I am too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# ._O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# fuck yeah! scrub those oven dishes!
p.s. thanks to a pm i now know i love fluffy elephants and NOT jessie. you can keep her prof x x x
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# b3ta.com/myspace
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# We all do!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# that makes me giggle every time
have yet another click
and goodnight
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# hahah repoast timez

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Iron hoof?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake!
Why didn't i do that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

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