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[challenge entry] How can you improve on the humble tampon?


You can't!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I can't read the purple text
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Really...?
Even on zoom? I try not to break file size laws... but I'll try a link
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Trod on pens ivy and boing enharrased about your infelor butler functers? Oat a foading gnif grill...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# See
that's what I meant to type
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Please - won't someone think of the gnif grills?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# This image was obviously stolen from riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I don't have pens envy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha
Is that a tag or did you put Bob the Mul where it is to let us know that you're a girl with a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Knowing that answer
... lessens the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha

I think girls would buy this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I know at least one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Camilla Parker Bowles?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I've told you to stop calling me that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# but it arouses me to do so!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Rolf Harris
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# tampons are not humble...
...they are relentless blood-suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I tried to make a tampon cannon out of a nerf gun
but I lost interest and the ex used all the tampons I had :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# So you backhanded her for being a selfish bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# We have a remote control
rocket launching truck... I've thought about it... but never wanted to get a tampon stuck in it and then having to explain to my 3 year old why I broke his toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
#

my actual first half decent vector. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Very very very good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# thanky :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# LIKES.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# is that chest hair?
nicely done btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I don't know why.
But if anyone has the linerider physics, here is a head start.


Flash CS3 Source

EDIT: Now I know why. Studies of Symmetry on a Timeline
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Pretty.
Looks nicer than the waveforms I was looking at today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# this means something...
...also...*love it!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I don't know what it is but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] In our lifetimes, believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Woo to image and this doesn't warrant a new thread. I feel such an idio as this actually happened,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# grow your own, they are easy to grow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I may just do that.
To be fare I'd only bought it the other week. OR was that a genuine suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I think you need to highlight why you feel a twunt
I recognise the leaves, but you can't really see that it's bearing fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Yes
I really should've turned it round:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I have some dorset naga seeds I still need to plant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# nice:)
You're on my burn list btw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Can't you just write our names down on a piece of paper or something!?
Ohhhhh, burn list.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I'm growing Naga too
Planted it in March, they are quite big now, no flowers/ fruit yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Do you have to do anything special/plant them at any particular season if you're just doing them indoors?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# you can grow them indoors all year round
but out of season you might want to use a little paintbrush to make sure the flowers get fertilised.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Do you have to brush the pollen from a different flower or a different plant?
I can never remember how the whole stamen/thing which isn't the stamen works.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Phew...
My sniper possition remains undetected
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
aaaargh I can imagine the government introducing something like that to get the obesity rates down..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# They'd have to install one on the backbenches for balance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# pfft
nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# >jump out window...
...screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahah! If I could change the helper to one of the other characters, I'd actually want them to amke this...
that little einstien one would be brilliant walking about on the table :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
THIS WILL HAPPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hehehe :)
CDC drawn using the touch pad on my new laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# \o/
Excellent work Mr Otterschild!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This things have to be done sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Good work.
Correct pube count if we disregard the stray.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# which stray
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I suppose it might be a signature
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# no ejaculate?
tsch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *_*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# awww :)
Next she is going to face rape it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# if she doesn't I will
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Hello Twiglet!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hello you
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *is aware*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I don't know what is going on here
but that cat is very fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# never trust a rat bearing gifts...
...(yes, minnie is a rat, not a mouse... in fact anyone involved with Disney is a no good rat).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hahhaha, awwwww!
sorry for the TJ, but anyone else having problems with google?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Yeah
They've taken over everything, filled it with ads,
banning WMG stuff on youtube, wankers. Sorry

/unhelpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# and...
...why are all the youtubes denying us the imbedded codes?... i want Motorhead on my profile page, and they won't let me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah
I thought it was just me. Nothing works, gmail, translate, my homepage. I can't even get on to the image challenge because of google sydication apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Awwwwww
Lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Mecha-Erik Satie destroying Metropolis DC with the combined power of Jazz!


Was going to be a fold out poster for my Randomburn thing, but didn't think you could fold it up properly in a case, plus I stupidly only did it at half A4.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Yay Erik!
Crit: needs more umbrellas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Umbrellas?
You've completely passed me by with that reference.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
"Among other activities, he collected identical articles of clothing and accessories: at the time of his death, he owned one hundred umbrellas, twelve gray velvet suits, and eighty-four handkerchiefs."
www.musicacademyonline.com/composer/biographies.php?bid=125

The wiki article is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# This more my thing :D
woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# needs more explosions...
...and a buddy rich drum solo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Satie? Jazz?
What is this wonderful nonsense?
Edit: My Randomburn receivees are unkown to me apart from Mighty Nibus.
Who are yours?
I am still waiting to find out who will be sending theirs to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Well there's Jazz on the CD, and Erik Satie, as well as a song from Darwinia hence the bizaare polygon snake tie.
I probably could have crammed vib ribbon and the other nonsense it but it was a bit of a stretch.

I've got TGA, Clansoul, An Eagle in Your Mind, Karl Hysteria and someone else who only gave an address.

EDIT: I don't think you find out who sends you theirs, you just receive them. I think anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# looking forward to it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
*plays trois gymnopdea as DC falls*

edit: actually i cheated and put on a record of gary numan playing this as the b-side to Complex or Bombers or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Destroy, you avant-garde horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Seaman Seagal
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Thanks op
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha :)
what is he doing now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Getting fatter...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# haha
he freaks me out. his face really is too big for a human.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# or a moon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# fine work
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Thanks Wasp
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Kleenex Wankerchiefs

Doesn't really fit in the compo as I think it may be the best idea for a product I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
needs to be in production
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ha! Nice branding
"The glove of love" would also have been accepted
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# CF "shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Madam palm and her 5 lovely daughters...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahhahahah! Next will be the one with added lubricating balm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
Aloe Vera :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Tiger Balm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Wank!
Er I mean *click* Hahahahahah...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# shoot it on the floor or out the window
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *snorts*
not compoing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# it's not useless though
in fact, if I had such a thing, it would be one of the most useful things in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
You had me at 'simply wank'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Marvellous!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha!
top work Doc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# TOP!
5 packs please
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] leaves your mind free to chat about football

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Also "No honestly, mate - an I mean this - you're a seriously good bloke, you know ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha
SuperSexFace is right. This does need more woo. So...





Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# FISHSCIENCE!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/sci_nat_enl_1242035861/html/1.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Pufffffattttt

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Swimmingly
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# it has penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# so does your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
The zoo says she has recovered and is doing "elephantly".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# awww
leave the poor fishy alone :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Awww!
I once worked on a book called Fish Pathology, I bet these fine scientists have a copy.

edit/ which is apparently selling at nearly 200 quid a pop, I have two copies!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# thanks
well deserved...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Blauw de peen de man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# YOU CANOPUS BE SERIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# haha!!!
you canopus be sirius!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# woof woof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Your a star
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# i sold my sol
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Pollux to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Sokay, We can take orbit of punning
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# thats orbit special!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# It's universal I think
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# you fail to see the gravity of the situation
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *Transmits code sequence to fire orbital Spanging laser"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# *has nowhere to run!
*knows it deep down inside but runs anayway
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# He's just seen something hanging from Uranus.
Also Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yippee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# HAHAH!!!!
BASTARD! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I think it's a safe bet that if there is a pun to be dun
Dave's dun it :)
Woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffft!
that made me involuntarily gargle my tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Why do you need a reason?
I smiled

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# mooi groei!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Haha, you not making any sense now

beautiful growth?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# she does have a beautiful growth and I have never made any sense :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# this is true
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Taai vet blauw leeuw
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ok
NOW you're not making sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# tough fat blue lion
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Yes thank you, I do understand what you said
I just have nfi why!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Huzzah!
This is one of my all-time b3ta favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ooh
*is honoured*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Stop it now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'll have the midget bride please
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# She's already spoken for.
Jamie Theakston want's her, so that she'll make his cock look larger.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# really?
oh well, just the usual then, 2 Chechen gypsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I once in my youth bought a pack of Rolo's that was double wrapped
Imagine my momentary puzzlement to peel back the paper and foil expecting to find small cone shaped chocolates, intead to find duplicate paper foil pacaket underneath...mocking me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# ha ha how odd
It would leave your bum all caramelised.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# it would
you wouldn't know which brown was safe to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Your are one of my Randomburn receivees
I hope you like Abba
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That happened to me once...
... I was equally surprised.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I was beans in...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I was 1986 in 1986

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# 1986 was 1986 in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha! superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Invent this...
then I can see exactly how they are fucking me.

(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# TEH DAVIES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ha - I recognise that picture.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] If its bindun at least i got some illustrator practice... *Thanks all! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Loud lol
That's ace!
(freikia, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# love it
you get my click
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Louder lol than loud lol !

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha, office lollage!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# thank you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Haha
Great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha I would totally win at that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# No you wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# crying and telling mummy to make it so you win
is not the same as winning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# SHUT UP STOP BEING MEAN OR I'LL TELL ON YOU >:'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# It's quite disappointing that some cunts have no respect for people's feelings.
(67227, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# It's quite disappointing that some cunts won't let k3b/-\b near them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ha!
I'd buy this!!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# arf!
that's class
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# fantastic
That's what I'm talking about, and people thought this was a bad challege :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# excellent hummus there!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
#
a great mind at work there!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# haha i dont know about that!
thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Congrats on the well deserved FP...
...you smasher!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# cheers ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Quality!
Well worth a click.
(Giblington-Smythe, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# ....
I can't help but think 'Jengo' would be a more appropriate filename :p
(HiNtZ, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh.

I'm so so sorry.
(prod2005, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I phoned up a baby once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *reports to police*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Actually, it was a police baby
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I've been chatting to a 14yo girl on the internet.
She's funny, she's flirty, likes pop music and boys.

Turns out she's also an undercover police officer.

I mean - how cool is that at her age?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *proper lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Does she also like rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# you know you're getting old when...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# SOME BLOODY 18 YEAR OLD GIRL BEHIND YOU IN A NIGHTCLUB SAYS TO HER MATE ABOUT THE STONE ROSES
"I LOVE ALL THIS OLD STUFF."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# :O
hit her in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# you were in there
you daft old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I didn't want to wreck her face on Mrs Vagabond's fly kick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# did he try and offer you insurance with your bank account
?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# he says needs it for emergencies
but its just to fit in with his mates
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Dick Beattie? I'll see you in court.
Mother around, looking through old photos, found this of me circa 1986.

(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I was 2.
Also it should be the law to wear the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I was 2 once.
It didn't work out.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
I was 21
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I was 4. Beardedwife was 8
And I searched in vain to find crackers at Christmas that had a toy tasche in them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Similarlybeardedotherwife was 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Do you enjoy winding him up by saying
"When you were ____ I was only ___ you cradlesnatcher!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yep.
2 years to 30!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Don't, I've only got 1 year to 30 O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *does the special dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you will be licking windows next, if you keep on doing the special dance
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Beardedwife enjoyed becoming 30
because he believes when you add the two digits of your age together it shows your actual age.

He's now 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# this is a theory that my mouth has also espoused.
it is a good theory :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yep, we do the same thing.
I'm 6!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I used to do that to the ex, she didn't like it
She was 8 years older then me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# When I was born
the manwife was 23... o_O
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# With age comes experience... And a life insurance policy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He told me I was in his will the other day
he is such a grown up.

...KER - CHING!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Phwoar, I bet he's lush though.
The older they get, the better they get. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# True.
He has Swedish genes and everything the lucky sod, so he looks like a twelve year old with grey hair.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# mr b3th was 29 when I was born
well, 28 and 11 months
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Good stuff :D
*Younger bit of intoxicatingly grand fluff high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I was 6 in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I was 10 in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Never mind all of that
what are your feelings re: cracket hats?

Enquiring minds, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I'm not a 'hat' person, myself
/sorry, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# But.... but....
it's CHRISTMAS.

I've cried because people won't wear the hat before now.

*waggles hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It's not that I won't wear them (I usually end up wearing them if everyone else is)
I'd just rather not
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *waggles hat more fervently*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# raise an eyebrow as well and I'm yours
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Consider it raised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm not a hat person, maybe I just haven't tried the right hat
I'd love to try one of these though:
www.militaryheritage.com/images/hat005.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# They don't come out of crackers
and you'd look like my old wooden soldier chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# You just wait
I'll make my own crackers this christmas with 95th Rifles Shakos made of paper in them!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I was -6 in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# My mind can't cope with the premise that people who are now adults (16-19 year olds) were born in the 90s
It's just too recent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You and me both.
I'm 17 in a month tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I was (nearly) 10 when you were born!
Does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# My mum's husband of ten years was (nearly) 10 when she was born.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It's legally acceptable to do sex onto someone born in 1993 now.
1993!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Not someone born on the 15th of May 1993
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Children I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I know!
Isn't it marvellous?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Stay away from my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I would
But they keep mobbing me wherever I go.

Mainly the girls - I don't mind that - but your male friends are minging.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Lucky I don't have many male friends, then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Indeed. Otherwise I'd be suing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# If you're in Brazil
They could have been born in 1995. THEY WERE BORN AFTER PULP FICTION CAME OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# PULP FICTION IS GAY!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I was awesome in 1986.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i was in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Me too.
And 1987.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# 1987? What the fuck is going on?
mu mu, mu mu
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I was mediocre in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've been on b3ta for 1 year 1 month and 2 days
And in the last 12 hours I've realised for the first time that Panasonic's name isn't Panasonic, and that your name isn't medicore (WHY would I even think that??). Perhaps I'm secretly dyslxcis
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Haha
www.medicore.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# 'Blood lancets'
Sounds like a great euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Lady Lite, the gentle lancet
A delicate tip lancet design especially for the feminine fingertip.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I do that a lot
there's a term for it, seeing what you think you're seeing.. er.. can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# not paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Yes please
With sprinkles on!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ^_^
fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I was circainly not in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I was two years too late with my novel on an oppressive big brother state in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Don't be silly, that'd have been 1968.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I accidentally my 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I was 5
She was 7, I still remember how the sunlight caressed her hair in the afternoon sun. Years later she'd break my heart, but back then our innocent love seemed to be all the world was about.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you probably have
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# What's a nothing cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# 1986 was invented by the Swedes in 1984
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# What's a 1986?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I am 1986


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I am 1986 too, and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I died in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I watched 'Aliens' in 1986.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# i win
i was 21 in 1986 really don't remember much about it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I was 26
:(
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# pipped at the post
hahahahaha! *points at doddery old person.

it's not often i get to do that on here.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You are him!
Admit it!

(fume troll, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# In his favourite smoking jacket, Gordon contemplated the whole 'turgid' affair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# we should bring back the pocket-watch
it truly maketh the man
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I have my grandad's WW2 demob watch and his father's WW1 demob watch
go on - ask me the time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# What time is it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# fuck knows
they are both at home
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# what time is it, Griffy?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# GRIFFY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Did he hide it in his ass?

what time is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# no idea
but I plan to hide it in mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# WINZIP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# he was too vet to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# too fat to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes
right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# My grandad gave me his . . .
and I'd wear it but none of my waistcoats fit . . . I once killed a man with a projectile button


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# One boob job too far
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Darn Tootin'!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ouch

top work though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I am going to buy a hunters skeleton pocket watch, when I find the one I want
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I have one I wear quite regularly
/well, at every 'funny handshake' meeting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Is it a proper masonic pocket watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I have a few :)
both masonic and general :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I like the look of the masonic ones
I love the skeleton ones best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# HA! I knew it, finally !!
Pocketwatches are a sign of....something...I'm not sure what...But I bet it's not good. In fact I bet yours don't even have NUMBERS in them...but have LETTERS instead! Oh and pictures of goats! iN fACT IT DOES not have letters, it has pictures of animals instead of numberletters...Christy, I can't do this...How do they keep it up, it's exhausting trying to come up with this crap
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# They have egyptian 'glyphics counting down...

edit: You can get said masonic watches without numbers...

HERE

*fuels the conspiracy fire*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bloody hell I was just riffing there!
Proof You can make anything up and it comes out true somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# and thus begins the conspiracy theory.... ;)
/it's a nice watch, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It's AE:EB local time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# a sign of...
a dislike of wrist implements

that's what!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Are there punishments for being late at said meetings?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Blimey that's an awful punishment
Especially if you have a sensitive nose
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# we're ruthless I tell ya, ruthless.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'm sure they can all afford one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I have a pocketwatch
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Tip Top as ever Mr Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Thank you kind sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Marvellous!
he really looks like someone, but I can't think who... some old actor
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Johnny Depp?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Peter Cushing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
#


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# he doesn't look too impressed
maybe the vatican strippers are hotter :)

woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# cuz he's a gay paedo
Catholic priest and all that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Have you seen his red shoes?

GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# bless you...
...he's on a religious retreat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Would you mind linking that please?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ^ this
I know they've got pants on, but still. Work and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Okay for everyone?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Get rid of offending bums with new BUMGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You're a star, thanks ever so much for that.
Top banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THEIR BUMS?
PUT THEM BACK!

DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# yeah - I didn't see the original
and I want to be offended :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *moons*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# they were dancing around them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# awww...
...no bum... no like... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Awww, did I miss the bums?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ...Thong bums anyone?
Edit: Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# got any strawberry ones left?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Nope just Rocky Road
and a "suprise one" in that the label has fallen off.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *dips finger*
mmm sweetcorn flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# They look a bit old and the wrong sex for him.
Apart from that, nice arses!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha :D lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# bald woman with a baby hedgehog for a face
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Flange/Gash/Axe wound
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# haha!
thank you, i'd forgotten about that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# no thanks
I just ate
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# METRO baby, METRO
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Tony and Guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hehe
the patron saints of metrosexuality..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hahahaha
Whateven you do, don't feed her bread and milk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# dogfood
is supposed to be good for them/her
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yes
THey are lactose intollerant so the whole milk/bread thing is really bad for them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# but what she gonna look like wiv a chimbley on her?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Heather West.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Brilliantly bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# this seems appropriate...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Jebus!
That's terrifying!

Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
have.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# that must be giving her a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# arrrrggggggh! Kill it with a spade!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

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