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# I done a painting to cheer myself up,
Maybe it will cheer you up? If not then never mind :(


Click for bigger (305 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I like it
What isn't there to like, it has cows in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# tj: Thread deleter
Has struck twice now. He's really, really done it now
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I hope you give that cancer a good kicking too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Mue!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I like this painting :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# But I dont like cancer :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Only one of them has udders,
3/10
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# it is a baby bull :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# You can't give the cancerous man 3/10, it's against all internet laws.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I fancy his girlfriend so that's -5 points.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# It's a good painting
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# it is basically a way of saving money on birthday presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# cows are NOT that shape you stupid hippy
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Everyone knows cows are triangular.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Go away Gilgamesh and stop being mean
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I'm just saying, cows are not that shape
did you ever see a cow that shape? no, you didn't

it's just not realistic, I give it 1/10
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
#
Some of them are
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# That's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I'm sorry about what you're going through SSG.
I hope things prove happy for you as much as possible.

Edit: How rude. I really fucking like your painting too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# really nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# YAY for THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# FLAP!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# HAPPY INTERNETS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Send it to David Blunket's dog
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Yay! I am enhappiened.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# "Udderly" brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# that's wonderful, you are so brave
gaz now for bingo tickets see calender for details, great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I LIKE THIS!
..and I'm popular culture!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# That's a beautiful legacy to leave behind SSG
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I did that once...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# This is the best thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# This is dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# When you die,
who gets custody of The Doveston?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# YAY! I needed cheering up.
Life sucks. I am not an emo. Nor an emu. Just very discouraged. People make too much noise. So do cows. But cows can't drive. Oh fuck it. Nobody wants to hear my woes.

Cows and crows for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That is a top painting and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Dear Sir Sand Goblin,
I absolutely love that :)

lots of love

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# We interrupt b3ta for this ad break...
windolene
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Ahahaha, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Pffft!
Yes! Lawled at that one and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# LOL Just drawn a moustache on Peter Mandelson


update: he used to have a moustache, i apologise.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# haha
what
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Some thing about Ultravox
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Well done, I remember when he had a tash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# He used to be Midge Ure?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# *salutes*


Have a good weekend b3ta. *blows kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# tee hee
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# What's the worst that could happen?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hehehe :)
Killing machine pens nice letter :)

Have a good weekend Barb

Edit: fuck and bollocks, only two weeks until the Regatta starts and the Merkins smash up the town again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# haha I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Yay!
I like it. A lot.
(Psychedelic Squid is bad with times/dates. Especially that odd one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# what?...
...he doesn't have a computer?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Interracial computer sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Don't believe a word she says


Alternative poster for the current campaign to dob in a "benefit cheat"
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Good point.
Cheat the system of the amounts they do and it's serious jail time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# She was only saving it up to buy some stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# But she won't be able to use the catflap on stilts.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Give the stilts to the whales then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Another day a different MP, sorry ex MP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# She only quit the cabinet, still an MP last I heard.
The pay-off for losing/leaving at an election is worth far more than her morals.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ah, right
It is all lolotics and I just get to pissed off if I going into to far, so I stay in the shallow end for the sake of my blood pressure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I do find it interesting.
But you're right, it has a habit of making me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I get angry with passion anger
It does flit through my head some times about being a MP, and then I think why would you want to put yourself through all that crap and the amount of work you have to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I assume they either do it for the power,
or because they want to earn lots of money without needing any real skills.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Firstly for the power buzz and when that starts to go it will be the money
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Shes A Malignant Cunt That One
Much like her Constituancy.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] o_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# That flap of useless skin is repulsive




Also the one on the back of that chap's head is pretty gross
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# *drumkit sound*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Do white supremacists have to be bald and huge?
edit: I thought I could be paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :D hahahaha
Minor TJ- my t shirt design's up on threadless- if anyone has an account can they please vote? Thansk so much.


threadless.com/submission/215414/Antoinette
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# you can't sell t-shirts on my thread...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I'm not. I'm asking for comments and rating.
There's an ignore button if you find me offensive. Use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# only wimps use ignore buttons...
...and i was joking, so chilly willy chicky wicky.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *The sound of handbag sharpening*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# scritchel scratchel
honin' my satchel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!


soz cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Ooooh - a fight?


"come on then" :)
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# THATS ACE
Right Click.
Save As.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :)
Why bother - I hosted it on B3tards?
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i'm ready...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Sanitary Owl? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Nice hedda hair !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Freaked doubt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# here's looking at you kid
woo:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Knob


Click for bigger (97 kb)
(mrwhite_1, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# He's a real dickwad
Truely
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Probably bindun, but meh

Animation above size limit, click for animated
I saw a load of Terminator: Salvation posts a short while back, and this joke leapt into my head. So, I'm setting it free.
(And yeah, I know it's almost certainly not a new joke.)

Edit: image was too large, replaced it with a static image and a link
(Psychedelic Squid is bad with times/dates. Especially that odd one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Someone do terminator: degradation
But in the context of signal degradation

Edit: he looks like he wafting a fart away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# TERMINATOR FLATULATION
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# TEMINATOR BARBEQUE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha, Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Use this one: <a href="http://www.b3tards.com/" title="Image hosted on b3tards.com"><img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/4a3da2443b60acf67b49/termintator.jpg" /></a>
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Of course, even machines have to spray lubricant from time to time
Win!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It's last thing on a Friday so I'll be nice
Your image is 1538.38 kB larger than we like animations to be, please have a read of the FAQ and try again.


And with that, have a great weekend all. Be seeing you on Monday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Eep.
Sorry, I didn't notice the filesize.
I kinda assumed that 11 frames couldn't produce a file that large...

Any tips on getting The GIMP to produce smaller gifs?

Edit: replaced the original post with a static image and a link. Better?
(Psychedelic Squid is bad with times/dates. Especially that odd one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Here
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Don't use it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# try
Filters -> Animation -> Optimise (...)

i'm not sure which of the two options is better tbh but someone else'll probs know :)

edit: bloody html :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# It's save for web or something like that I think...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# ^this^
using "optimize for gif" will reduce it to @ 330k animation
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ...
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ...
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# .......
.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ......
......
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# opopopopopopopop...
...opopopopopopopopop!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# please read the FAQ about image sizes, your still image is also about 5 times bigger than is generally welcome
save as a jpeg with about 15% compression and you should be ok
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Ack.
Seems I can't get anything right today...

Re-fixed.
(Psychedelic Squid is bad with times/dates. Especially that odd one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# excellent, good new person
we may bark and shout but it's only to keep the riff raff out.
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ooh.
Thanks muchly.
(Psychedelic Squid is bad with times/dates. Especially that odd one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# YBM
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

Inspired by a costume worn by the rather scrumptious Eva Mendez in 'The Spirit'.
Arguably the only good thing about the film.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I concur
I do love end of day doodles...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# do you just lurk, waiting for JJ to post?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Nah.,
But I've noticed his end of days do pop up around this time.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# What, at around the end of the day?
Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# 16: somethingish pm: JJ's "end of day doodles"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Are you saying you log on at this time of day just to catch a glimpse of my doodle?
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Doodle stalker is mad.
A noodle doodle man.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh yes :)
Curvy women FTW :D

And that is woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# i want that dress!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Will you be my queen of ribald? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yes.
yes i will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# YAY \o/ :D
Lets turn this place blue :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# WOO!
i shall, but you'll have to wait. even queens need to eat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# InwayafterCenaris.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Trying to evoke a reaction out of me?
Oh, wait....
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Fail!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I wouldn't have gleed
If it wasn't for the pretty smiley face you stamped down there
:)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *manhugs*
No malice, sir - none at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# *gropes JPG while he is hugging cenaris*
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
You really were in before cenaris there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# C'mon - you bring it on yourself, bro!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I see we are both on "THE IGNORE LIST OF PASA" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# the list needs updated
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# It is back in his profile :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# What is the point of that?
Can't be arsed with ignore myself.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# because he's a monumental tool....who doesn't like people reminding him of that fact

it's a cautionary measure to ward off others from being cunts like us :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# So he's sort of trying to 'punish' them somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# urgh don't get me started...he has issues
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You're not wrong there, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Clearly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# The stick up his arse, has a stick up it's arse!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# It can be used to greatly improve the boards
but- and this is important- it works just as well if you don't tell people you're ignoring them.
If not better, as you don't get pricks dancing around behind your back pulling faces like they're 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# That's the thing - he advertises.
(Nothing against Pasa personally just curious*)




*stirring up trouble
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# indeed... 'The Spirit' is a big pile of wank
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It looked it from the trailers
I will still see it to how bad it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# it's all the hammy overacting that kills it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Mmmmm, so watch it with the sound off and just look at the tits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah.
Mendez looks veeeeery tasty in this one.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I thought it was the fact that it has nothing to do with Wil Eisner's vision that killed it.
One of comic's most prized characters and Miller sh*ts on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# And the terrible, terrible dialogue...
Spirit - "I have to find out what the Octopus knows. He knows something..."
Dolan - "How do you know?"
Spirit - "Because the Octopus told me he knows something..."

... Really? >_<
(Bebopdc, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hush, you!
Scarlett Johansson, in a nazi uniform. There is nothing finer.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# you'll appreciate this
twitchfilm.net/site/view/slice-it-slice-it-its-nishimuras-vampire-girl-vs-frankenstein-girl-wrist-cu/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# That looks wonderfully bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Unlike every other trailer in the history of trailers
this actually makes me want to see this film more after watching it.

/investigates tokyo gore police/
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I could almost chuff one off to that
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# she is...
...YUMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Normally these SuperDeformed
Cartoon Hotties dont do it for me but that one has got me shifting uncomfortably in my tight jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# awsomes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I just saw Star Trek and they were handing these out...



sorry
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# disco-pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# You big boaster, you!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# these
make me wish i could wear contacts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Why can't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *winces ..
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ultra-sensitive eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I've had my lenses in all day, unusually
and now my eyes feel a bit like I've done to them what is depicted in the above image... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# my left eye could probably take a lens
but not the right one. my eyes dry up because i sleep with them open. i've had tons of eye surgery, my eyelids are now too small to close properly. still, if it wasn't for moorfields, i'd be blind by now. anyway, foos time!
*toddles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hmmm
*can't believe he has avoided a spanging*

*wanders off bewildered*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *belated spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hit the fucking foetus you cocksniffer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# and then cook it with some red onions and mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
#
red onions Shallots.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Depends on what you are going for
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Shallots > Onions
every time.
Edit: /Anthony Bourdain blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Shallots to Onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *slaps*
No!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Aren't we doing maths here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# > means greater than,
but it can be taken to mean 'better than' in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I know, I'm just messing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'm more of an onion fan myself.
I get through at least 1-2 a day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I like red onions more
I found white onions to be a bit meh just lately, even when growing my own
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I'd usually go with red if they're raw,
but I much prefer white if I'm cooking or caramalising them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# i'm growing my own onions
they should be ready in a month or two
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I haven't got enough space for many onions.
I've got some strawberries and mangetout doing nicely though. And a vast array of herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# where is grey kid these days?
his cartoons made me piss myself the first time I saw them.
(prostheses, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Aw, give peace a chance
they look so similar! Perchance they are brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# good job Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# This needs John Woo style CGI
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# That would mean making it worse
If you used the CGI from the Incredible Hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
these are fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck, bready!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Oh Loaf Zombie you big silly
you'll never catch Gay Kitchen Devil!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# there seems to be a man trapped on hellmans tummy
he looks bewildered
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Gordon Ramsey in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# does the winner cook the loser?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# by the way all of these are based on monsters from kingdom of loathing
www.kingdomofloathing.com
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# kingdom of loathing is genius
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I don't know what that is
and I'm looking at it, and I still don't know what it is.
I'm too stupid to read it. I'm typing this instead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# GJM!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Thinking about it, you owe me 3 of your awards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# They are given, sir
When deemed appropriate.

Deliberate acting up means you get disqualified.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I daren't even ask...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# He'd had a bit too much at a little absinthe bar in Notts
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# The women in the back keeps on looking at his cock bulge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# She is his girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# So that's why she looks a bit embarrassed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# HAHA, Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# You gave me one
Then you were going to give me another and you couldn't find the award, then the other day I nearly made someone puke because of what I said and you weren't about
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That's my point.
That's not nice behavior, hence disqualification.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# gahhhhhhhhh :P
does this count?
www.b3ta.com/board/9517474
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# you've either got it
or you ain't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# You're not allowed to ask for them!
Them's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# GLORIOUS JOBBIE MARQUEE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :D
  o
)C
  o
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Mr Breast Crockery*!
All well?

*Cleaned up version ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I'm good. Waiting for Friday night to start. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Recovering, ta
Weekend! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# rip is fuuuckin
heeeed aaaffff!
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# B&W?...
...GJM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# da didi da da
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ew!
I bet hers looks like sandstone anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Thatcher having a stroke?


EDIT: Hahaha, at the time I made this I couldn't think of anything funny for ARMS, but now I can :D

EDIT2: Updated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# would you give a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# About a street party
Yes, as it would be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# it's been so long since i've been to one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# It would be incredible if there was a street party
especially if the Sun and Mail picked up on the fact that thousands of people were celebrating the fact that Maggie had died.

BBC News: "We are now at day 3 and partying has not stopped - here's Tom with the weather"
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Maggie Pr0n
Made for the Japanese market
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Rooting for loose change
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# A spot of pocket billiards
She probably still has Dennis bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# A couple of love eggs for special occasions
too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Like two walnuts in a cement mixer
that isn't too far, you will learn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Gives a new meaning to gritting your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I should think there would be a lot of dust coming out of her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# If it could break through the cobwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# That is why she wraps her hand in barbedwire and gives herself a good cleaning out through fisting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
See, I thought it was too far. The Earl is just unflappable
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ;-)
unflappable on the bong again.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# That was nothing, I am king of ribald :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :)

Apparently she's not for turning.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastick!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# *applauds*
Lovely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D


Click for bigger (23 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# heh heh
needs turning OFF:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha.. suffer you bitch

I hope it really hurts, and never heals.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# AHHH
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/queenofevil.jpg

Nice stance to pick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I get her and Mary Whitehouse mixed up
Then again, I am odd
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I do the same thing with Phil Collins and Bob Hoskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# When I first saw Buster I thought PC was BH
and went for years without learning the truth, so I'm with you there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Nah, they both fall under the heading of "Nazi Bitches from Hell",
so you're pretty much on the money, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Woo!
*does the "odd, but not quite as odd as I used to be" dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# They were the same person
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *vindication!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# FINISH HER
I don't think you ever saw them in the same room and she had to kill of Mary as it was getting a bit to much for her, being two people
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# It was Dennis I felt sorry for
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Don't feel sorry for that drunken waste of space.
/bitter blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# /ale blog
what did he do to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Used up valuable oxygen I may have needed?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I don't think that would hurt her, she has no feeling left in her body since 1943
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# less hands means less milk snatching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# She just sucks them up through her vacuums cavern of a vag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# she is not cleopatra
the milk will not help her vag wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# No, it is just a storage area
and then gets turned into American cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# on contact with her aged flange, i would imagine
INSTACHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# It is called merkin cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I thought there was no milk involved in American cheese
;)

How are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I am good, yes, I am :D
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Good to hear

I'm also fine. Busy, but the work and pay are both good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Being paid would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# You're not getting another award.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# You owe me two
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha!
you can have this one gratis.
cheese gratis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# But I'm sure she can still bring a country to its knees one-handed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# well
the men, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I loved the Alan Clarke Diaries with his Maggie fixation
he almost regarded her as a goddess
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# even cunts need someone to worship
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Mine worships Rigby & Peller
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# mine worships duracell
and chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Most people nowadays probably don't know what you're on about. ;)
But I remember. I WAS THERE... I had my milk snatched!



Click for bigger (40 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# me too!
i missed my daily milk :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Beardedwife swears Maggie took his milk
but I had milk and I'm a good four years younger than him.

I just think he grew older and blames Maggie when it was the school system that deemed him too old to qualify. He's having none of it and I haven't the energy to argue it with him
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Free milk
man
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# it got snatced in '81, i think
i'm fairly sure i was 7
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I remember having milk at play school
which would have been about 83 - 84
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It only got stopped for the over sevens
It was while she was education secretary in the early seventies, not when she was PM
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# it got stopped entirely in our school in '81
my sister was 2 years below me, she never got any
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I was still supping the white stuff in '87
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# you started giving blow jobs a bit early
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I fear she can never die
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Hahah
is there a place there doing neck reductions?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# i love this image
iconic
(I helped save b3ta! SpamJockey, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# This gets a *CLICK*
I tiiped me hat to ya below bud. ;-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I
thank you for the tippy
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not long now :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Not yet
Otherwise I'd be heading to Trafalgar Square for the biggest impromptu party London has ever seen :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# you and your impromptu parts
it'll get you in trouble ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# oops hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# She looks like Cilla on bad acid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh ......................... I just LOVE the links board.
De-RIS:- www.b3ta.com/links/Ha_Ha_Ha_Suffer_Bitch


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *hyperventilates*
You fucking bitch, putting that image in my head.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Booooobs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# pff
give her a hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] He had a dream and this is what it was like...
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Well, he's got the one-eyed part right
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# and the talking a load of shit part right...
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# i doubt
he'd be happy with the last name though...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Do they have the opposite eye missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# He looks a bit like the guy who plays the Devil
in Reaper l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/34/34/0000043434_20070926123945.jpg
Who I would like no one's business.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
although if I was given a choice between him and Sock, it'd be Sock every time. FUCKING HELL he's so gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Sock is also sexy win
*almost types lots of far too rude things for a Friday afternoon*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# He's so lush.
Let's look at him.

img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071116/Hair/sock_l.jpg

Mmmm.

Have you seen him in Boston Legal?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ..........................
That was nice.
farm1.static.flickr.com/53/181863309_f0ad155e3b.jpg?v=0 - Ding dong!
No I haven't :(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Oh my!
You must watch all of Boston Legal, it's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I should grow a beard
Last time I tried it looked shit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Beards are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I just don't think it looked right on me
Even though I only gave it a few days :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Well there you go then. HASTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I did take a picture of it
But noone gets to see it, EVAH!


I may have to try growing a proper beard when I move.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# haha
I love that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# :D
i told it with one of my black mates in earshot, everyone thought i was about to fuck up big time as he is a fucking nutcase rugby player who doesnt like racist stuff at all cos of the shit he gets when playing in wales
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# They all think he's a raincloud, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# something about banana boats?
god knows...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Pfft, like Wales are aware of bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# does he?
*is ashamed of countrymen and fellow rugby fans*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# he likes wales
just a few idiots like everywhere else but he plays there a lot
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# It's a great joke to tell
until someone you work with answers not with 'I don't know' but 'Ahmed Mabooboo'.

:S

(although I do quite like the name. I've got it on the back of the card insert that says my name on my desk name plaque thing)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# oooh
you have a card on the desk name plaque thing does that mean you are important?

*or is your office full of old forgetful people?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
no. Even the phone monkeys have got them round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# it has just occured to me that companies that feel the need to remind people of everyones names
are more than likely not very person friendly. Some board member probably sat in some meeting probably said, "I would really love to know their names when I go near them"


ohhhhhhhhhhh god I want it to not be friday at 4.15
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# That's pretty much it, yes.
Silly thing is, I know our director, quite well. He shouldn't need reminding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# When I first told Mrs Barbarossa this joke she didn't think about it and immediately blurted out
"A terrorist"

What can I say. She is Welsh after all. I'm trying to learn her but it's taking a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# At least you don't have to feel guilty when you smack her across the face with your meatus.
She deserves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# >LOLZ<
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bonus Games for Kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Why is there a massive spade in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Not sure.
Need a place big enough to wash your tools after a hard day in the garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Watch more films, little one.
MAXI, I SAW THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# lol
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *pats head*
Oooh, profile. Interesting jobbishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# No longer.
Writers strike last year combined with lack of enthusiasm for meeting deadlines imposed by Korean censor boards = new line of work :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Oh aye?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Aye
also there's something to be said for people who pay their invoices on time and don't expect you to work in the dark for fuck all money all summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# You are rhubarb, AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I didn't look at the image properly :(
Nothing gets past your watchful gaze! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Bunnies wish they were as quick as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Duracell bunnies wish they had your endurance
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# If I was a man all the ladies would love me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I thought they already did?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Good lord, there'd be no womenfolk for anyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I don't care.
They're all my bitches anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# oh, captainy captain
we love you already!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# But imagine, yeah,
imagine I had a WILLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# They're overrated
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I'd love to have one for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Bleh sneezing fit
Stupid bees, work faster and make me honey so I can get rid of my hayfever.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I've got some holistic tablets for hayfever
and they really work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I take tablets every morning
They work for a few hours before I'm left to the mercy of pollen and dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# *imagines*
Err, would you all excuse me a moment..?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ahh, all the better for a cold shower...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *imagines*
*froths*
*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# no! i've gone blind!
i was warned this could happen, but i never believed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Also, you difficult bloody cow,
I want photos. COME THE FUCK ON. I must see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# i'm still waiting
i haven't got a camera, but 2 mates have photos. one is on holiday and takes his damn time about doing anything, the other has a broken computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# it's annoying me, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# :D I just want to see how well you're doing
and be all proud of my friend, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# you will, you will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# He's waiting for the next carrot.
(I live that film)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *handshake*
FINALLEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Finally. In French. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Three kings, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# this is me, bumming you with a newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue382/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# This is me, now thinking about your apparently very thin, very long and very bendy penis.
For goodness' sake, Rob, it's not even my special alone bath time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# bang on timing. first log-in in months and a newsletter pops up, i didn't even realise it was Friday.
cheers Bobert.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Thank you Sir
Hail Ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# so it is
*clenches*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# i was just thinking about that
you must be psychic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha God daamn...I love Mr and Mrs Wheatley :D

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hot piss!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# that'll be the cystitis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# second one today...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# woo!
that's two i've got now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Justly earned, ma'am.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# heheh
sometimes i worry about the septic filth that makes up my mind, but then i think, what the hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Good for you, young Smash.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I'm off to Tesco
to buy spices for a chilli. I hope you'll all behave yourselves while I'm away
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# probably not
but i might if you pick me up a sushi snack pack and a maple pecan plait
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

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