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# Ahem.... honestly, it hasn't.....

POTS?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahahahaahah
smashing
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Freebs!
Hallo big boy! You okay?
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hey Moley
Bit of toothache, but apart from that Ticckety Boo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# you need some string and a door....
nings freebs!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Toothache eh? Ouch.
I would recommend oil of cloves, but seeing as it's possibly the most revolting substance on the planet, I won't.
Are you going to see your dentist?
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# "is it safe?"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# the toothache is following having a temporary crown fitted yesterday
My jaw aches where it was drilled yesterday

*throbs*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *Throbs*? I Say!
Sorry about the tooth, though, young fella-me-lad.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! "the difference between hardware and software"
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# White goods weekly?
Looking at the insides of a dirty dishwasher....
Phwoar!
:D

Edit: Your edit makes my comment look a bit odd... :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# heheh, making me think of red dwarf
"No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# your sig
inner space?

I definitely remember it from some film... I'm pretty sure that was the one.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# yup, that's the one! :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I was once sent out on a temp job for a large and classy department store
I was stationed at the 'living/software' section, which turned out to be pillows and bedsheets and stuff.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Back when i was a student, and worked weekends as a sales assistant, a german chap came in and started asking for "stiffy discs"
took me 10 minutes to realise he actually wanted "floppy discs".

Oh how I laughed...


nings Medi!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahha
most pleasureable to behold :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# TAKE HER UP THE ROBOCUNT!

Hahaha morning peoples!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ning! :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ningles
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# POTS?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# POTS?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I was wondering about that, too.
Er...I mean:

POTS?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# EMITREMMAH!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# LOLBOTZ :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# It's her fault!
Happy Friday All!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# There's visual shock on their tiny metal faces..
.. I'm welling up.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# He's happy with his giant glowing rod
I watched Bolt properly last night and thought it was super ace.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahahahhahahah! Vader on one of his good days... :D
have an elevader:


Click for bigger (24 kb)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can just imagine the noise of his breathing...
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# heheh, yup!
nings Moley!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# (:>
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Haha, looks like he got the powerup
:)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# People forget he was once a child actor. It's all 'Dark Lord' this, or 'what-about-the-killings?' that..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Very nice :)
Have a Duck Wader as a Woo :)


(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Some say it's a sport, others say it's an art form - I'll let you decide

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha! he deserves a higher score than that!
ningles everyone! Wow, it's the second time this week that train delays haven't been blamed on signal problems... Today it was "a freight train was in the way".

On monday, if this trend continues, I'm waiting the driver to say over the tannoy "there's.... someone on the side of the train... some... thing..." in a Shantner-esque/TwilightZone way
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# oh last week it was
Romulan Warbird decloaking near chipping Sodbury...pff British Rail eh....tuts a bit and shakes head vigorously !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# i hope this happens
i got told that rain had caused my delays.....rain. ffs.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahahah! I have had delays at the station because "they can't find the driver" - that was pretty stupid, but Rain?!?! bloody hell...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# c2c
why do they even bother telling you about the delay anyway. it's not like anything they'll say will make you any happier about the fact that they're making you late.

best excuse i've had was that the overhead power cable had been stolen... but this was around the Grays / Tilbury area in Essex so was to be expected really...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# christ
the rail network's been going for over 100 years, and they still can't cope with the fact that it drizzles occasionally...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Wrong sort of rain, mate.
You see, you've got your normal rain, right, that comes down all straight up 'n down like? You get me?

Then, there's the OTHER sort of rain, that comes at you all sideways like, you know like ZAP! POW! And where we'd be then, eh? In the fucking shit mate, that's where.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Don't forget about that fine rain
That stuff grinds the whole rail infrastructure to a halt
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell, FINE rain, that stuff's the WORST...
Hmmm. Maybe I should get a job on the railways.

Although I saw this fat lawyer guy arguing with one of the platform guys (attendants? guards?) as to why the train left without him (he basically just missed it) the conversation went:

Fat lawyer : "You dispatch the train!"
Platform guy : "The driver closes the doors, sir"
Fat lawyer : "But, you dispatch the train!" (&ct.)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Did the lawyer not say "OBJECTION!"?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Ha! No, but I did see a girl at the same station (Cambridge) saying "Well, you can't PROVE that we didn't buy tickets..."
*sigh* I would have replied "Studying law are we, Madam?"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Haha, classic
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bloody students
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# always the best kind
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Rail LIES!!!!
The phrase 'signalling problems' is a generic catch all term for a multitude of problems that they don't feel we are worthy enough to know about.

FACT

Nings steve!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Normally when a train derails or the driver is chewing an orange.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# They should just change it to "Trainy problems" or just "stuff".
"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to stuff the 8:15 to Chipping Sodsbury has been delayed by 5 minutes"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Or we should get more strict with the rail operators like in Japan
Then people might want to use the rail services, the packed carriage gropings might not go down too well though
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# nings joe! I just wish they would put a bit more effort into the excuses...
as we all know "signal failure" is a lie, why not go all out and say "a large red dragon has decided to make the track just outside Harrow and Wealdstone it's nesting ground, and Network Rail Knights have been dispatched to deal with the issue"
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Haha, they could even show clips from Reign of Fire on the TV screens to show them fighting the dragons
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaaa. This would be fantastic. I like the idea of Network Rail Knights. Get Terry Gilliam on the case :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so sayeth robert zimmerman
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# when
exactly did he say that? I don't remember ever seeing him down the Mecca
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# He was wearing an extravagant moustache, and a trilby, as a disguise.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I doubt that's true
moustache glue would soon melt away in the pure adrenaline rush and sweat of the bingo world
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# There is such a thing as specialist bingo moustache glue, you know.
(Actually, that is a lie)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# you say lie
I say...new marketing opportunity :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# If Sue Barker commentates
It's a sport
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# oh...that's a handy guideline
thanks a lot :)

although Barker might not go down too well at the kittun Olympics ;(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# So shagging Cliff is a sport then?
ace
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# yes...but shagging A cliff
remains an artform ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# oh god do you think she really commentates while doing it?
*shudders*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I hope so...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# you wouldn't like it
i had sex once when the racing was on in the background...most off putting

don't recall the bloke's name, but remember clearly that "top Banana" came in at 5 -1 :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Handicap?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# i think he was a bit pissed
;(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# 0_0
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# oh, dont be so coy
you know you would
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Do I have to?
:(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] On that note...


Sue Meower? Terrible 'shop...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# the shop is secondary to it being in context
have a biscuit for your trouble :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *pounces*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# 'nings all
have a fairly disturbing tattoo to start your day
izismile.com/img/img2/20090724/selection_205_71.jpg
(disturbing for possible racism mixed with stupidity)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
Nazilols FTW :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# That's weird. And worrying.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# good mroing! nice swastikekekekekekeke :)
what a mong :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Blimey... that's just a bit creepy and odd....
nings HT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# i now want:
1 - a kitten in a wig
2 - fried chicken
dammit :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# have you learned nothing from the picture
THE TWO DO NOT MIX!!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# gah!
*dichotomies*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# choose kitun
chikin brings only a fleeting pleasure
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "Mittens by a nose..."
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Chasing a laser pointer?
Always amusing :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:39, archived)
#
stumpy black cat is stumpy
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:34, archived)
# ^_^
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] kittin toap
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Please!
No pussy fisting at this time of the morning
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)
# filthy mind
the sister kittin is holding on to her brothers tail so he doesn't fall into the saucer of milk and drown .. sheesh
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
# That's what
they all say ;-)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)
# wouldn't that be "pawing"?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Fun story.
My cat just died.

Probably wont want to see a barrage of cats for how ever long. So bye, B3ta.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# :-(
my condolences... never fun to lose a pet.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# aaw sorry to hear that :(


maybe a dancing dog will help cheer you up
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I hope you can come back soon mister sam
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
# oh noes .. sorry to hear that :(
have a big hug {{{{}}}}...best to take a break for a bit
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Sorry to hear that T.
Take care kiddo.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
:(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# oh
im so sorry

thats the worst
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# damn, T, sorry to hear about that....
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# :(
That is very sad. Sorry to hear it.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# ohnoes i'm so sorry :(
i hope you feel better soon
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# china
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
# awww nasty laser
it's made black kittun skwint :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# the homme burns in 48 days
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Josh?
No understandings.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)
# burningman
foutoir : french noun for complete fucking chaos
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Ahh mais oui
Je comprend maintenant, hawhehaw, putain de merde ololo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Not in Kansas anymore
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:53, archived)
# bovine apocalypse

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:55, archived)
# HOW THINGS ARE MADE, PART FORTY SIX:
 
OIL DRUMS
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Ooh!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:02, archived)
# THAT'S A BLADDY CAAW!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:21, archived)
# FLY, MY PRETTY!
 
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooTHUMP
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:58, archived)
# HOLY COW
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Fucking French!
*claps coconut shells vigorously as I run away*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:05, archived)
# Animal food-trough wiperrr!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:06, archived)
# THAT'S A BLADDY CAAW!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:07, archived)
# crazy headless cow has no head
made my brain hurt and i couldn't figure out why
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Oh yes!
Where was the source?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# seems like an accurate depiction
of what would happen in such a twirly wind situation
woo!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:20, archived)
# ahh-hahahaaaaa!
my brain is far too alert for this time of day
I just got done failing at trying to fix a customer's browser hijack.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:26, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:40, archived)
# i'm
hurt . . . ing
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Don't worry
It's just a seizure.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)
# oh, ok! :D :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:48, archived)
# "Bob" I'm so happy
That the board is safe for spack again!
!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:21, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:53, archived)
#
www.cr3static.com/data/gif/fasteremma.gif
linked cos it's possibly nsfw
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:01, archived)
# mmmmmmm yeah POSSIBLY
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:10, archived)
# PROSSIBLY
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:50, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:55, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh fucking glorious
 
so far I've found a bunch of people with their pants down, someone shitting blood, someone getting peed on, a dude with a knife, a bag dripping blood, and a magenta cock

I'M SURE THERE IS MORE
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:56, archived)
# I thought you'd added a cross-dresser, but he was in the original..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I think that's all. Got all tangled up doing it.
Oh yeah, text on box left edge says AIDS. But
it is rather small and blurred out. Was in a bit
of a hurry to post it.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:04, archived)
# and what may have been a pea-shooter is now DEFINITELY a reefer.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:09, archived)
# ...before you lost your erection of course!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:11, archived)
# It's the shitting blood.
Gets me every time.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:37, archived)
# So,
nearly showed my daughter the funny "Where's Wally?" pisstake.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Excuse me while I curl one out


(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# postbear really needs to come back for this challenge.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:15, archived)
# yes
 
let us message him on flickr and youtube and such
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:26, archived)
# postbear.
postbear.

POSTBEAR!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:31, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Awww...
You can curl one out whilst I snap one off
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh
 
nice
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Hello I feel sorry for that rabbit.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:28, archived)
# SHE IS HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)
# ALTHOUGH HER BUM IS GETTING A BIT COLD
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)
# SEND HELP - I'M STUCK IN COMPUTER MISERY.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I don't fully understands what's happen
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Sweep it. Sweep it good.
That buns is gonna get sweeped to a fine polish.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:50, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:56, archived)
# LePenis Disco!!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)
# ban this filth

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
# well, that won't stand up in court
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Yes.
Edit: This is more like it


(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# 101 ! !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Hahahah!
YES!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Have it
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
# hahahaha
spitzenklasse!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)
# france
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:42, archived)
# in your mommas pants
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# He's watching
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:57, archived)
# ahhhhhhhahhhahh nice
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# BAN THIS THICK SYLPH
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:10, archived)
# DISCO Le PENIS
 
OUI, OUI
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Mascot?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# FUCK YOU, I'M A MASCOT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
# SUCK MY BARBED COCK
I'M A MASCOT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhah
nice work on the background kitties



WOO
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# There's so much dancing going on in that shuttle, that the tiles are starting to fall off....
Woo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# DISCO TIEM
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
# OH SHIT, IT'S BLAZE FIELDING
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)
#

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
# i've seen it take off its a total disco party!!!! ... lol
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# *CLICK'd*
LMAO!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# No Larry Death!
Deerhunter is a film, and Russian Roulette is not a sport.

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
# One of the few times I am glad you have agreed with me :D
What do you think of this as a compo suggestion?

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post489536
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# its kind of competative
and involves effort.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Well no,
it is not competitive at all. It is predetermined.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# This
isn't Vietnam dude...this is bowling...there are rules.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# DANGEROUS GAME
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Imagine this as an olympic sport
Argh!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I often do
 
the awards are given posthumously

a la Upper Class Twit of the Year
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I think we're onto something.
At the winter olympics, instead of using a bobsled at the luge, maybe the athletes could just use a coffin. That would save time too.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
# most sports would be greatly improved by the addition of land mines and assorted weaponry.
 
for the audience at home, anyway
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Imagine how much faster people would run in a marathon, if they were being shot at by a bloke in a car with an AK-47.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:20, archived)
# yes indeed
 
ALSO: TIGERS
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)
# awwwww :(
awwwwwwwwww :( :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
[challenge entry] RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Is the ref on work experience or something?
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Nicely!
Although this is an ace compo, and I think that this is a brilliant entry, may I pimp my suggestion?

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post489536
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# this week's challenge is ace, and it's close to my suggestion:
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# True dat nigga!
But don't you think that my suggestion would be good?

People would actually be working for something.....
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# awards would be nice
pointless but fun toys
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Something for people to actually work towards isn't it?
And the suggestion doesn't put anyone out does it?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Well seeing as everyone else seems to be doing it tonight
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post489544
I'm going to watch while my idea sinks into oblivion. It will make all the other ideas +1 as people frantically click "anything else", in the mad frenzy to denounce my heretical tyranny.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
# You know Jamnoq that has no wide appeal whatsoever.
However, you would be welcomed in my compo too!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post489536
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I have clicked your suggestion
but dont click mine, because that would cancel out my good work.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
# With the utmost rspect Rich,
I wouldn't even dream of clicking your suggestion....

I find it quite sick.....
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# thanks rodsuzi
well im off to bed nn peta
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Along those lines.... we should have a meme revival.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# If you want to,
but will a 5 minute svenno shop come anywhere close to a mad crazy DtH post? I don't think so. But I do think it's the only way to get everyone's voice going crazy!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# LET'S FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# SLAM DUNK
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ACTION KAT!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# alley oop
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# This is really fucking good.....
But I'm one of these switch niggas....
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# muy gracias.
And this cat is actually MY cat...and from my photo too :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# :)
*click*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# DUNK IT!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# SERIOUS AIR.
 
that is great
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Superb leapy posture and great ball control
A++++++++ pic would view again
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)
# My mate's childhood stuffed toy


Click for bigger (75 kb)


His ma found it in her attic last week and reunited him with it after twenty years.

It's name is Kiddy.

It is a cat.

It is awesome.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
# It is filthy.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# No I don't think it's a cat.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Compo it.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# It is not awesome - as it has not been 'shopped
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# The fact that it isn't shooped
makes it double awesome!

I could compo it, but only in a paraplegic sport.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
he would make a perfectly suitable dock bumper on a small sailboat
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# youre good! but I was protected
I middle-click on the links and look at the tab titles as they are created under this tab. :D :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Wow, I'll never get horsed again.
Until, you know, I forget.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NAME YOUR CHALLENGE
 

 
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# brillo!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Catbase!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FREEBASE IS OFF ON A NEW ADVENTURE
CAN YOU FIND HIM?
 
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Pfft :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I SEE HE HAS HIS YELLOW POWER BRACELET
THE MULES LOVE THAT SHIT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES FOR VICTORY
 
no toe shoes today. : )
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Cracking!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# FUCK YOU FOSTER MUM & DAD!
*STRAIN*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# haha
nice shadowage
i forgot about that yellow strap on mine :(
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
# BEHOLD, THE CIRCLET OF POWER!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# hurrah
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAR!
Tonight rules.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe you're a big yahoo on the land, but out here you're just supercargo.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# slow ahead? i can go slow ahead
come down here and chum some of this shit
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# yes!
jaws rules
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# BEST. FILM. EVER.
seriously, it's my all-time favourite and the reason for my fascination with sharks.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# FISHING IS NOT A SPORT!
But woo :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition
people catch fish and count them thus making this a sport.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# You find squirrels sexy
and drink from jars.

Your opinion means nothing to me. NOTHING!

NOTHING!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# heh,
oh :(
I don't even do fishing
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I know
*hugs*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Is grenade juggling a sport?
I hope so

(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# if it's not, it should be.
and on that bombshell, it's time for bed. g'night all!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# your going to bed on a bombshell?
crazy lady
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Does it have a league?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# He hasn't taken the pin out,
the wimp!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Hahaha! Haku'd.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Bloop?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# this may help
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I am aware n00b ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# haha
I could have helped you there if I'd saved the psd.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
# YES! THIS TIMES A MILLION!!!!!! :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I fucking love you b3ta.

luv jeru xoxox
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# fuck yeah.
 
WOO
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Hah!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Petranek Kitteness Challenge
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# ahhhhhahhha masterful
 
I AM STILL GOING TO FINISH MY ONE EVEN THOUGH IT PALES IN COMPARISON
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# hehe, same image?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# no, but I was going to have a crack at the rowing machine
once I found the right kitten face.

: D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# hahahhahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Oi Smashface
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I TOLD YOU!
mint is the best, everyone knows it!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# NEGATORY. FRUIT UBER ALLES!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# FUCK YOUR FRUIT AND THE BISCUIT IT RODE IN ON!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-edit- *clicks hard
I'm clicking so much my mouse is almost dead. I haven't laughed this much for ages
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# its
freebase catnip
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking yes!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# haha whoops you've won
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# this is a great compo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
Yess!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha! FUCK YES!!!
Just when I was getting a bit tired of the compo, you save us all! :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# FREEBASE IS REBORN
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# finally unitards have been recognised
nice shop
and for those who want unitards its at about 8:50
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00lpr29/Bigipedia_Episode_1/
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Fucking brilliant!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yes.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Haha bloody hell YES
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# heheh
win
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# :D :D :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# FUCKING BRILLIANT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBASE
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
# god dammit!
I was half way through doing this :(

guess I'll just have to click yours instead
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# BACON MONSTER
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# This looks like one of the bits inside the massive fish thing on gears 2
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# WHAT
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# smother it!
with 2 slices of thick white bread, liberally spread with butter and mayo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# ooh
howdya make these ehh?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# 3ds max
fairly random shapes with some textures init
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# ooh
how come there's no antialiasing? is it a screengrab?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# my render settings are buggered
I effed em up and now it's all gone a bit mspaint
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# ahh
:((
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# it takes bacon
lots of bacon.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# whoah
does this have anyting to do with a confusing YouTube video I saw the other day?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Wow!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# from a crashed quark document
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Quark?
Is it 2003 again? ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# My computer does this a lot
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Have a squirrel with tits...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Three Jamnogs out of five
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I'd say 2
It's not even getting a raise here.... but A for effort
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Vote for my challenge idea too
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# hmm
Jamnogs should really be a percentage imo
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# *milks*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# really ugly aran jumper
the one that got passed down from your cousin and your mum made you wear it with dungarees.
come on, i can't be the only one.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

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