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# your newsletter
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# First
Yays. Cheers teh rob.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Thank you
oh Ginger One
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# cheers big ears
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Thankyou rob!
Also, how are you getting on with that netbook and should I buy one today?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I like mine
it's little. I haven't tried doing real work on it, but it's alright for writing stuff / internets.

It also has made me think ordinary laptops are HUGE. Frighteningly so.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Huge laptops are good if you are huge
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Which one was it again?
I'm going away for a few weeks and just want something little to skype and use the internet etc. How's the battery?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# battery is great assuming you don't play music on it
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It's a sign of the times
I saw a netbook type thingamy for sale on a shelf at sainsburys. Had a peak. Nothing special but if you just want net on the go £200 isn't bad.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yes!
Newsletter arrives just during the lunch interval at Edgbaston. My productivity outlook for the day just hit zero.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# The business trips thing is brilliant
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Too soon....?


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
you cunt!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Not really, no.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Sniggers
and instantly feels ashamed.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# lacist!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# arf! + :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ooof!
Always good to be told in picture on B3TA!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Never
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Heh heh.
Now I realise why I'm on b3ta at 6:12 the following morning.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 6:13, archived)
# not at all
a fitting tribute in true b3ta style
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Spang!
I guess he's looking a little pail right now.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Oh. Dear. Goodness.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# good stuff.
it's never too soon for a good laugh. ha ha well done.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Guess this joke never gets old...
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I suppose it depends whether or not you make a decent fist of it.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# The Wiki Man


No fett necessary....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Haha nice.
OMG Jimmy Anderson's going through 'em like stewed prunes through a four-foot granny.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Yay! GO CRICKET!
/ac
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I know.
I very nearly spluffed in my knickers at least thrice this morning :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The Onions puns were out in force this morning...
Not much you can do with Anderson, though...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# MR ANDERSON!
/matrix
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# He has actually had an onion field named after him
this week :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Graham's Onions
50p a lb!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I think he should actually have a variety of onion named after him...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am sure he will if he keeps this form up for the rest of the series ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# lol pwnd.
...and come on, you loathe Punter as much as the next man...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# moi?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would love to be sympathetic to your pain, however, after the abuse I received during the last Ashes, you can go swivel ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Not that I really care much about cricket.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# yeah long gone are the glory days of five nill.
at least we've avoided being on the wrong end of that scoreline...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I'm surprised that England can do well at any sport really...
/runs
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# don't provoke references to 1966.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ponting was born
naturally gnopsed.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# pfft. I wasn't on b3ta last ashes.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but all you crims are the fucking same ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# if that were so...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# All our crims are English
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha - Oh no - The imagery!
Mind bleach please...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# 203-8
I thought I was dreaming. Go Jimmy!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Oh Mikey :(
Again with being shit! :(

:((((((


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Oh Nicholas,
again with being a hypocrite and unconstructive in your criticism ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# SHIT!
BOBBY ROBSON IS DEAD :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah I know :(
Also, 203-8. Fucking have it!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# GO CRICKET!!!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# For 8?!
Damn the BBC and its slow updates.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# http://www.cricinfo.com
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Use the TMS scorecard thingy.... just turn the sound off... it's ball by ball
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I like the live text updates too much...

Edit - ooo - you can get both!

*bliss*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# use both!
You get the score up before so there are no surprises :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Caroline of Brunswick? ;)
My mate works at Sky so he gave me a login for the skyplayer so I have been watching it all live :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Can I has one? :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha.
You've got a cheek ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I have 4!!!!!! :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Sweet!
Aaaaand lunch. Might actually have to get some work done now.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# is there more rain?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Maybe Sunday...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Informative & deadly..
.. like a librarian with an assault rifle.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Sexy Librarian?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# But of course..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
Ningles and angry TJ:

'ningles all.

My local council have officially reached the insane side of greedy. A sign has just gone up outside my door saying that from the end of next month and as part of a 'Pioneering new trial' anyone loading or unloading from the loading bay will have to pay for a permit!

If you read below it basically says if you're a small independant business then you will have to move to let large corporate deliveries in first as they can afford a special premium.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# No loading in the red zone?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It's a loading bay
The red lines stop in that area. If you buy a red one and someone comes a long that has paid more for a green one you have to stop unloading and let the other person in.
This is obviously a vast improvement on being able to unload for free on a first come first served basis.
I think that they are saying if it works here (ie make them lots of lovely money) it will happen everywhere.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Mental, just mental
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Chicken oriental or Radio Rental?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# It's no loading in the white zone....
the red zone is for dropping passengers off

/airplane ref
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Breaking news - London Assembly implement Air Charging policy
Mayor Boris Johnson today said "We think it's very unfair that people should be allowed to pollute the atmosphere by breathing it, so under the 'polluter pays' principle, we will be implementing a phased charging system for consuming the City's vital resource."

Early analyses indicate that this could cost an average user up to £6 per week, while joggers and other heavy users could face charges of up to £10.

"All proceeds from this levy will go towards securing the legacy of the 2012 Olympics" said the bumbling halfwit earlier.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
It's funny coz it's true.

I'm trying to work out if the person having to move is meant to reload everything or just leave the goods on the street to be stolen as they can't stop on the road and would have to spend tem miutes going round and round the block until the other had finished.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Haha
This reminds me of a scene from the film Airplane.
But anyway, it could be worse: www.engrish.com/2009/07/they-get-rowdy-tourists-at-mount-qian
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ow...laughing..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# If I want to spite everywhere, I will
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the use of the semicolon too;
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Damn feudal and superstitious activities!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Gah!
:P
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# *groan*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# should've been the remake :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahaha and the award for the most tenuous play on the name Boba Fett goes to...
Puromycin *applause*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *bows*
Ta muchly!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Good grief!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *risses*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# NSFW???
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Boba pompom?
pffffft nice one. *closes paint.net*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
#
here have my lunch money. please don't flush my head down the toilet again.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
#


edit: belisha fett? good grief :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# and
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Every time I see that face my first reaction is to check the clock
as I am sure it must be the B3ta night time shift
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# This
although he's quite useful - tells me when to stop scrolling down when I log on in the morning...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ^ haha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha this 100%
:D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# oh cliquey
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Not really - I just RIS enormously at gayshift activity...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# arf!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Yep
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Haha
I'm not normally on at this board time.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# here's always room for one pbase on the board
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Stickmen
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Just to preempt any bandwagon, here are some ideas:

The Sticker Man
The Thicker Man
The Ticker Man
The Dicker Man
The Clicker Man
The Picker Man
The Sicker Man
The Bricker Man
The Alan Whicker Man
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Alan Whicker man? OK ;)

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Cut some capers, man!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha fuck
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# pffahahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# You also neglected to mention Wicker Basket Man ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Damn! :P
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *starts doing the Sticker man, realises its lunchtime and goes away*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Beaten by the lure of Pot Noodles & coffee, eh?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I bow to a higher power..
.. excellent work.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahhahahaha
love the last one
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Comedy mouths & vivid colours always pull in the punters..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love it
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Jesus Christ! Oh, Jesus Christ, nooooooooo!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Merci, Sushi..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Don't shout too loud you'll get him all panicked.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *Bashes two metal dustbin lids together
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# 'e's fine with percussion just doesn't like to be harried
makes 'im nervous like :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Some swine has put some form of white oblong forcefield around his arms...
obviously for some heinous evil purpose.


*nods*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# He was meant to be in Dune
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ah, fretful Fett?
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I'm not sorry.. :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahah...

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.'

I thought 'Well that's a turn-up for the books.'
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# How childish!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahahaha
now this is just plain silly

NO GO SIT IN THE CORNER!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *kicks toys*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha
What a dick
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Bobba Fez rulez!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Boba Dreadlocks, anyone?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Shabba Solo
edit: Is this shop part of the fuck the compo revolutionairy's?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha ire!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Is it strange tribute/bandwagon time?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I was waiting for that
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'm wondering if they'll do a new mini-challenge??
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
bobby fett!

Bless him, he was a nice chap.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :) A Fulham legend,
and a genuinely nice guy, apparently.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# We've got a statue of him in Ipswich
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Here here Barbie!
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Wonderful.




(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bandwagon aye
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Kill me now


Edit whooops left a bit of leg in... Ah well sod it I've closed paint.net now.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*kills*


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# That clone wars CGI movie was pretty damn good
Lucas cut out the middle man.

Not as good as the clone wars cartoon series though, that was ace.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# RIP Bobby Charlton :'(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# You are taking the piss here aren't you?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# /coat

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Boba Fatt
or Jabba Fett :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Ooo 168 for 4.
It's that man Onions again. That'shallot of wickets.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Paolo Utini
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Those do not look like new shoes
Woo - nicely.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ta Barry!
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# utini!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# "I can't abide those whiny singers!!"
Woo-tini
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Thanks Stan!
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
utini.com

Have a Jack Pinata

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Is it Fett Friday?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I hope not
/probably the only star wars fan who doesn't understand the appeal of teh Fett blog
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# how can you not like him
he hides in amongst crap, grasses people up to vader, sells them once someone else has got their hands dirty and then gets beaten up by a blind bloke who pushes him in to a big sandy fanny. He's awesome! He's also played by a terrible bristish actor who's only other notable roles was porn.



and as for his terrible Holiday Special appearance
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha
"big sandy fanny"
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# although
https://www.msu.edu/~whitero2/capn/sw03.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH the pink one, is that gay(er) Luke?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Luke Jaywalker
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Phwoaar
I'd like to hunt her bounty...

or something
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# But Skywalker has a light saber so is better by default
also, those bloody prequals have ruined the bount hunters for me as i can't help but think of him as being the bloody kiwi from 'once were warriors'
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# haha almost mind wee
you big sandy fanny :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# he was the quiet bad ass..and you're just waiting for him to do something awesome
then he gets pwned by a stumbling blind guy :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Fettastic
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bah! Fooled again!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# haha, well I like it
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# don't mention them man, he'll cut you up
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# pedro hin?
:P

nicely
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I was going to stick on big comedy feet but that seemed quicker
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# i like the way he's pointing at them.. daring me to comment.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaahah
woo!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with big clownlike feet
*feigns being offended*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha!


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Boba Feet!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# .....and why not......
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
stop playing with your vaginas
and write something unsuitable for minors
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# gary glitter wonders why he couldn't have died sooner.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# The twitching bodybag of internet culture
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# There's a newsletter these days??



(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# There is and it doesn't come in morse code.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Attention restaurant customers. TESTICLES, that is all.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I watched that very episode on DVD in bed last night :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# more links than Jo Brand's chainmail knickers
or something
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# If you piss test me you'll find drugs
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Bobby Robson jokes: There's no such thing as too soon
/honestly has nothing against Bobby Robson
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# a hundrid pursent hoooool weet?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Margret Thatcher
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# is she still not dead?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# "I've got a big bag of swine flu here, I'm going to put it in my mouth, oh yes"
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# toddler trepanning, what, where, why and how
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# and why
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# b3tans to cr3: YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# YES!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I have ordered limited edition cr3 and spangolin plushes
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# thirded
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# It's friday already? Seems like only a few days ago I was drinking domestos
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Help make your office a more enjoyable environment with pranks
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Registered Charity Number CR3 999 LOL
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# shouldn't that be
CR3 01189998819991197253 LOL?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# FIRE FIRE
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# open for e-missions
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Live rounds for dummies: 100 classic ammunition exchange mistakes
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# God subbed Bobby Robson
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Just been shedding a manly tear at this
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# top footy bloke :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Vote conservative and prove too many twits will make a twat
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Too much blood has been spilled, enough is enough Brown, pull our troops out of the Falklands
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I've just pooed my pants
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hundreds of Britons severely burnt in Magaluf
see car explode.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Quick and crap: Rubber Fett
You're always protected with the Fett man on your side



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(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ewww. The pointy bit!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Aerialled for her pleasure?



(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# For extra sensitivity
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I hear they're a Betta Fitt too!
sorry
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# "Put on a Boba, before you knb her!"


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I'll quote a rap line;
In which the guy says he's going to "Bounty hunt [her] body like Boba Fett!"

No he can do it with style
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'm liking the fettwagon
Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# think you can cook, I've got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick 'cos I'm really booked
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Mornin'
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# like some kinda Bubba Hotep
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Kind of
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# no, not at all really
i just wanted to reference that movie :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# There's a sequel....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Bubba Nosferatu in 2011 or something
haha fuck, IMDB says Ron Perlman will play Elvis. Goddamn.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# They DYED me this colour!
That's how clever they are.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# haha
that and the chocolate ding-dong line were my favourite lines from that character
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# that was the other one I was trying to remember
fun film :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha definition 5 is somewhat at odds with the rest.
Imagine if you got sent down and that was the only definition you had read prior to entering the clink!

Such hilarity!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I was thinking of explanation 7 number 1 bud :-)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# yeah, what the hell is going on with definition 1?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Some guy typing in his FANTASY by the look of it.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Methinks he doth protest too much...
clearly a lot of latent issues at play.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# as it seems to be boba fett day...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# punnnnfingerrrr
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# no mister Bono
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Arf.....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Now go and stand in a corner and think about what you've just done.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# PUN!
I effing well love the puns!

*click*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ROOAAAAARR! .......Darlings!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ffffuuuuuuucckk
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ^ tthhhiiiiiss
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
His face is just fantastic.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha! marvellous.


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# He's got a crazed look
like he's been eating meatballs.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Ummmm........Lionel HAIR??
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] There is only ONE thing that can save Teletext...

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# \o/
*fanfares*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Oh dear.
I have just downloaded I love Horses music to my phone...

I have assigned it to a 'Russian Roulette' person who sometimes calls me during the working day. I will leave my phone on loud and experience a new frisson of danger at work!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# i prefer this one
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# haha
this NEEDS to exist. I can imagine it having a shitty pc speaker soundtrack too :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Ching!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# How do you navigate it?
Where are the page numbers?

Bah *internets instead*

Edit: Huzzah
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# *mashes the yellow button*
*fails*

also woo 2 barb :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Good point!
Hang on...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# You don't
The teletext gods decide to send you there, even if all you were looking for was the football results. The only way to navigate away from it is to unplug your tv.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I see
an accurate representation then
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# have you got a 'orse?
bet yerraven't you fucking cunt :) hahaha! quality link :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Fucking fab!
*clicks*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *waves*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hello Pickle!
you all well, lovely?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Very very, ta
Congrats on flattage etc, had no signal for most of the holiday. When's the move?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# A week tomorrow!
*excited jiggles*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Heh heh :D
And the new job?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# The 10th of August!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Awesome
I have that bloke-off-the-telly Adrian Chiles downstairs at the moment, shall I lob something at his scary child-like potato head?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Ask him if he wanted to punch Shane Richie in the gob the other night
because he really looked like he was going to at one point
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Oh, sorry.... er Chiles? Yes, please lob something
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# No - teh Chiles is nice.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# He has a scary head,
But he is more attractive close up. The bird he presents with has just walked in too..
/possible affair blog
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I like her
ask her if she'll let you take some naked photos of her
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# She has an unfeasible amount of teefs.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Will do*

*I won't
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Chiles is great!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I've never actually seen his show,
so I'm basing all of my opinions purely on his face. It seems the sensible option.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Best of all the teletexts
Woo.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

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