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# Kitchy Kitchy Koo
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Nice eyelash action.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
# She likes to work on engines !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I think that she's got her hand on his carburetor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:13, archived)
# she's fiddling with his big-end
an'he's LOVIN'IT.......:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
# That's where he gets his . . . torque . . . from !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Even laughed through my hangover
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I'm glad that you're tickled too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:34, archived)
# vvv
www.sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ^^^
soundboard.com/sb/drum_roll_sound.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# For a good time . . . check under the bonnet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I bet that she never stays home without it !
Everybody should have one of those !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I have a spare
& will sell to the highest bidder.




Start smoking..................................













NOW!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Evenink

Bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Evening!
Photobucket

yours is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)
# made my evenin that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Too kind :)
How did you get the mouth on yours so convincing, or is it a trade secret?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)
# used healing brush and colour brush mode
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# D:
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# not sure even it
knows :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That's amazing.
But how does it smell?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)
# That creature should be bred for it's happy qualities !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ^^
*unzips trousers*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Woo!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# brilliant sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A Meme as old as time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Er...RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# this is confusing me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
# you're awake
therefore you are confused. the confusing image above has nothing to do with it!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I think that's chinese guy's face
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# AMUTS
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I would give my eye teefs to drink that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ...ice with that?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yeah . . . on the . . . rocks !
Shaken not bitten . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# use a straw---approach with caution...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ta!..this guy liked it and wanted a closer look:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha,
top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Forgotten me?

(. Y . ), Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# QUIVERING BUSEY!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ahahhaaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Haha,
love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# perfect
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)
# A new meme?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# the only neme to be seen with.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahahah yes!
and i've been insulted a few threads down...i feel vaguely offended.
i blame epiphany for this! your fault!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I think he's confused you with KillerKitti.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# probably not....
meh. today is one of thoes days of feeling like a cunt.
i hate sundays.

and i hate the fact i can't find the right sauce pic of a bontempi organ.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Don't feel bad. I live in California.
I've just spent the last hour trying to explain public health care to some ranting goof who doesn't get it. You've probably heard about the screaming corporate zombies who live over here. :) I'm worn out and I haven't even been outside yet.

Bontempi? I look forward to this.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Public health care sucks balls, that's my two cents.
Not sure why saying something sucks balls means you get two cents, but that seems to be how it works on the internet, it's called micropayments I think.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I'm curious why you say that.
I like paved roads. And I don't fork out money every month to pay for having them. Actually, I like dirt roads. But it helps to have highways. We all pay for them through taxes.

It's like auto insurance. I drive 1000 miles a year, and I pay $1000 in insurance. It sucks. I'd rather have public auto insurance.

Medicare is public health care. I know three people who in the last year would be bankrupt if not for Medicare. They're really old, but that's not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# WHAT DID I DO? :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:49, archived)
# fishing trip


like yesterdays only different
b3ta.com/board/9679062
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Bizarre and lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Very sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# trip fishing
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# nicer moon edge today.
have a cick
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)
# thank you
yesterday's involved much more random titting about with photoshop till i got something i liked.
todays neatness is down to planning.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# very dreamy-like
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Sunday afternoon 'doodle'

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:03, archived)
# does it have a swimming pool in the back?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It has an
emergency landing strip for F16s!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# cool, I always wanted an F16
then I could free the shit out of people with it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# you know it's just
shift+F4, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# dave?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# what ever happened to dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I like to think he drove off into the sunset
drawing every car he passed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# poor davew27
we miss him so
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# he must still be around,
unless this is a pretender?
b3ta.com/users/feeds/36801/votes.rss
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha! That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Thank you
kindly. it needs a little 'something' though IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You're turning into dave arn't you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Arf!
Only recently- I'm trying to make one of my crappy videos, and it is car themed. Next month it will be something else!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# More cars?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Definately
less cars. Although i do like them (lots of straight lines help when you can't draw)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Broom Broom... beep beep.... cars!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I draw people badly too:
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# That's chung li isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Who?
It is a sort of self portrait of me on a saturday night!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# The street fighter character who had a super fast kick move....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ah,
never played it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Has a feeling of
Leisure Suit Larry to it, in my eyes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Nasty twitch there
a woman who always kicks people out of bed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# These days,
I should be so bloody lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Pffft
Do you have a current 'compliments fishing' licence madam? (;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# This is B3ta!
I thought a certain amount of pandering was mandatory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Who do you think you are?
Kittyvomit?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I'd not aim so high
But i'd like a bit of pandering; i seem to get so little. *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *comforts*
Don't worry the Kittyvomit panderers are probably peados.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah... that redsushi chap
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# pffft
careful, he'll shout and accuse you of things and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# He'd probably kill me... like he did with that Michael Jackson chap
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Heh
kill bum

Off to get work done now, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hey...thats not very nice!
what have i ever bloody done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Panders
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Sucker!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# You're supposed to say "yes I would"
another failed joke setup, damn.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Oooohhhh...
I'm a bit slow :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# just roll her over... so she's kicking air...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Top tip!
Would use again AAAAAAA+++++
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:21, archived)
# YES!
Genuine lols here
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha mr meats, you are a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I use the power of horses!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Dave?
/woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That baby looks like it could really haul !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# propah "people carrier"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)
# If it were a Chrysler, it would seat about twenty.
As it's a Caddy, it'll seat about 25 :)

Top work, as always. I should really send you some of my hot rod/car show photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Pretty Flower make Hulk feel funny
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Aw!
He has a heart!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# wooo

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Extra clickage.
In other news - "Rev. Jesse" = Jesse Custer/Preacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)
# You have style
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# i really like this one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# *hops bandwagon*
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahah fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Fsh.
Photobucket

This image brought to you by

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Who will join me?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# no but I will start the Anti Old Jokes Coalition
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# :P
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# What do you call a woman with a tub of spread on her head
- Marg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Man with seagull/spade/no spade/ etc..
cliff/doug/dougless/etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I've just finished this...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# My aunt Marge was ill so long
we started calling her "i can't believe shes not better"
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Quite common around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Joke 1: What do you call a man who tells an old joke?
Answer: A dick.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/42/60/morgan_freeman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear *shakes head*
You do realise the txt generation will not understand this joke don't you. They will be all like "Ris? WTF!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ah, these venerable jokes must be brought to today's youth, lest they be lost forever in the mists of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Like this:
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# The old ones are the old ones...
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# old jokes preservation society? The house of lords? LOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I will
A liquorice Allsort and a Jelly Baby are drinking in a pub, when another sweet walks in. The Allsort runs into the toilet to hide.
Afterwards the Baby asks why.
"Did you know who that was?" says the Allsort, "no" replies the Baby.
"It was Tune, he's fucking menthol".
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# bar jokes, eh.
So this string walks into a bar. A truck driver gets close to the string and says "Give me a twenty and I'll beat up everyone in the bar." The string shouts "I'll bet anyone a hundred bucks I can do something nobody in this bar has ever seen before!" The truck driver looks at the string and says "I know I don't know you, but I'd love to do anything you want, as many times as you want."

The string says "What? They sold me a chihuahua?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
All right, a dog walks into a bar. A midget gets close to the dog and shouts "Give me a dollar and I'll fly from here to the end of the bar." The dog says "I'll take a Manhattan." The bartender says "See that drunk over there? If you nail your feet to the floor that drunk will do you right here on the bar."

The dog sits down and says "I was talking to the the midget."
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
#
A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
#
Okay, so a midget walks into a bar. A Irishman looks at the midget and thinks a minute and says "I know I don't know you, but I'd love to take you into the back room and give you the best sex of your life." The midget says "Can you pull down your pants?" The Irishman gets close to the midget and says "Give me a quarter and I'll grant three wishes to the next person who walks through that door."

The midget sits down and says "I was on the wrong side of the bar, sir!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# LOLWUT
String walks into a bar, orders a drink and the bartender says "we don't serve pieces of string here" so he goes out.
Next day the string is determined to be served, so he wears shades doesn't shave, messes his hair up and sidles up to the bar again.
"Aren't you that string I refused yesterday?"
"Nope, frayed knot"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
All right, a midget walks into a bar. A nun gets close to the midget and says "Give me fifty bucks and I'll recite the Carmina Burana from memory." The midget quickly downs six gin and tonics, one after the other. The bartender says "Hey. Why don't you hold this pencil between your ass cheeks?"

The midget takes a deep breath and yells "Moo."
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# A nun, a flamingo, an Englishman, an Irishman, Jesus and a 9 inch pianist go into a bar
the comedian in the corner has a nervous breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# the ultimate
A man walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. The show
begins, and the comedian comes out for his first show of the evening. The
comedian says, "A man walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his
arm..." The show begins, and the comedian comes out for his second show
of the evening. The show begins, and the comedian says, "A man walks into
a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm..."
Just then, a man stands up and says "I think I heard this one before."
The comedian says, "Maybe you caught my first show of the evening." The
man says "No, I just walked in here." The comedian says "Well there was a
guy who looked just like you walked in here with a beautiful girl on his
arm, maybe it was your twin brother." The man says "My twin brother is
dead." The comedian says "What is this, a wake?"
The man says "I don't have to stand for this..." and he stands up, and
walks outside of the nightclub. The comedian says "Hey, you still out
there? I can hear you breathing." The man says "I'm holding my breath."
"Well, I'm holding your wife."
Just then the man says "That's not my wife" and he walks back into the
nightclub with another beautiful girl on his arm. The comedian asks "Hey,
who's that lady I'm seeing you with?" The man says "THIS is my wife.
That other lady is my dead twin brother's wife. You can take her if you
want her." And the comedian says "Not unless you say please."
Just then a man walks into the nightclub with a tatoo of a beautiful girl
on his arm eating elbow macaroni. The comedian asks "Hey, is that lady
from Italy?" The man says "No, just Hungary."
Just then a man comes into the nightclub...he comes RIDING into the
nightclub on a pony, with a feather stuck in his hat. "What do you call
that?" the comedian asks. "An entrance," the man says, "but just forget
that, get me a beer, and get my pony a jockey."
The bartender says "I think that pony's had enough already."
"Well make it a short jockey," the man says, "and while you're at it, get
that lady's lawyer some breifs."
The lady stands up and says "I can defend mySELF, your honor." And the
lawyer stands up and says "But I'll defend her HONOR, your honor." The
judge says "Well let her offer; make up your mind." The comedian says
"Definately HONOR, that's the best offer I had all day."
"Well take it or leave it" says the judge.
"Couldn't we just drop it?" says thhe comedian.
"You have to drop leaflets before you bomb."
"Well I'm already bombing."
"Maybe it's your material."
"You don't think it fits?"
"Weeeell, it could be let out a little."
The comedian asks "How much do you think it'll cost me?" "It'll cost you
an arm and a leg" says the man. The comic says "Listen, can you put it
on the cuff?" The tailor says "I'll tell you what I'll do, we'll forget
the leg, and I'll just charge you an arm." And a beautiful arm it is.
"OK" says the comedian, so the tailor cuts off the comedian's arm, and
gives him his suit. The tailor goes home and calls up his girl; he wants
to take her out on the town that night in order to celebrate. He calls
on his girl, and gives her the beautiful arm as a gift, and she wears it
around her neck just like a stole. And they go out on the town.
The man walks into the nightclub with a beautiful arm on his girl. The
show begins, and the one-armed comedian comes out for his last show of the
evening. He does his act, and the audience stands up, and gives him a hand.

(from a National Lampoon comedy recording, written and performed by
Brian Doyle-Murray
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Thanks for posting that
I lost my copy of the record. It's far better to listen to, since the text doesn't capture the slick, New York comedian accent or style, or his rapid-fire delivery. Cheers.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# what do you call a man
carrying two rain coats past a cemetary?




















max bygraves
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Haha oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hur hur hur :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oh the memories come flooding back 16k at a time
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
#
ha....i rike this!
(irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# herro
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# This deserves a woo
not sure why this Chinese Guy is compo'ed by some people though?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I couldn't
work that one out either...
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Initially it was to hijack the image challenge but it seems to have spread beyond that now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# well, originally
it was suggested as a challenge shortly before the marvel/disney one was announced. then it was used as the challenge anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# One particular case has been documented from Australia.
In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through this gunshot-inflicted tracheotomy, he reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# THAT'S A REALLY RUBBISH SHOTGUN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# To be brutally honest Canberra is a pretty boring place
I can see where he was coming from
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# wherever he was coming from
he left himself in many places.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Moral:
Save the wine for yourself.




edit: and yer pals, but not yer fecking donky fer Chrysippus's sake
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# It's like someone
cutting off their head with a chainsaw, and missing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# It's something to piss off the dayshift isnt it?
As they hate everything that isnt started by one of the popular dayshifters
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# That as well
Maybe at the end of the week we should summarise all the posts. By reposting them in new threads over the course of Wednesday, during British working hours. It would be a fitting tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I say at about 3:01pm on wednesday?
A rush of chinese guys?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds reasonable to me
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Image Challenge Hijack?
as a protest, or sour grapes because it was not chosen as the IC?

Not that I dissapprove, the Chinese Guy appears to be popular and nothing is more anarchistic than B3ta so the idea of hijacking the IC is one I would have expected to have happened much earlier although mostly people have gone along with the chosen IC.

The Disney/Marvel thing doesn't inspire me as such but there has been some good entries especially the one just down this page.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# neither
just as an alternative. zeltergiset wrote a lengthy defence of it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I showed up a few hours late so I'm not sure if there were reasons
and to be honest I think most of the good disney/marvel ideas had been done before the challenge was announced.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ^this
it's just another OMG FILM POSTER challenge
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This is probably full of truth
I yearn for the good old days of compos that comprised of Vikings and Kittens
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# "Vikings and Kittens"
That's a fantastic challenge suggestion! Far better than "The Wizard of Oz. We all love it. Transformers. We all love it. So fire up Photoshop and put these film posters together!" or "Tony Blair. What a cunt. Fire up Photoshop and show Blair that you think he's a cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# most of the good disney/marvel ideas
had been done *by happytoast* before the challenge *suggested by happytoast* was announced and were reposted within minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post512112
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# helloooooo
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Instant click
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Aw.
Ees niiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Yay!
That's lully my fellow bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Bunny!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Reminds me of when you win a level in Sonic 2
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i like this!
(press [ESC] to play)




(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# i lost
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I lost a brendle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hooray its got my icon too
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# once a week i do a serious pic
none of this is real



Click for bigger 1024 x 768 (36kb)
LENS FLAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# It's all real - it's all of us who aren't real
Mmmmurrurururhahaha *does spooky hands*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nice
Very atmospheric
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Coo!
I like the bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# :))
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# dumph dumph dumph dumph..........the beat's comin'out of his EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# DMT
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *click*
although he looks like he's sat on the bog trying to squeeze one out. well, that's the face I make under those circumstances, put it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/board/9679368
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Please tell me
that's a test to see if ham can withstand nuclear flashes. Looks like it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# That's how they baked it to begin with
it's now being inspected for quality.

Nuclear Ham is the Ham of Choice - 50 years half-life Guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# "The bomb goes off, but the ham doesn't"
Works for me as a catch-phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# OK EVERYBODY, ITS TIME TO TOUCH THE HAM!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# that surprises me
i think i see everything herm does at least a couple of times in new threads! maybe he thinks he is special.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# oh what?
pearoast? i feel cheated. i want my click back :(
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Have a sunflower then...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow ow
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Epilepto-triffid.
The Russians last line of defence.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# That's my Sunday sorted
You know there is a shocking lack of ascii Dobbshead in your profile.
Though there is more spack so that's nice!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Too slack perhaps?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=31062
There, I've fixed it for you ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Aw, thanks!
I didn't even expect the telepathic brainEater tulpic hallucination virus!

Dobbshead doubleplay!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# In the summer of 1987,
I had just left emploment with Gateway when I came upon a great opportunity to make some hard cash. I witnessed the gory death of a crofter who was attacked by some stray swines. I managed to befriend the swines, crouching down and using their language until they seemed to accept me as one of their own. Some were suspicious. I had a long fight with one who questioned my credentials. To cut a long story short, I massacred them one night as they slept and sold their carcasses on the black market. I'm now living in a detached house with Sky TV and a nice little garden and life couldn't be better.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I was there the night Kim Jong Il turned himself indside out.
His intestines left a big splash mark on the floor that took days of scrubbing to get out. The oddest thing was that he decided to do this through his rectum. Apparently, it had grown so slack through old age that it could accomodate the passage of his entire body through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# May The Porridge Be With You
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Please
Please let this be a real photo
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# It's superbly shopped if it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# No! It's REAL!
*puts hands over ears*

LALALALALALA


Actually I just assumed that it was real at first, now I don't know.
The internet has broken my brain.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Rhino in a bath


thanks to dixon for the idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I think when dixon said he was horney and in the bath, the meant something else.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hehehehe
maybe your right! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# haha a continuation of the wild animals in the bathroom theme - good work Jesse
can we have a Hippo on the Bidet? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahahaa
well i can try :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Started out as sleeping beauty but changed half way....
(xspat, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Fuck Yeah
This is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# is it wrong that I find this a little erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# If it is beacause of Rebecca Romijn as mystique then no
but if it is because of the fuzzy animals then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# That's more like it - this definitely gets a click
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# blooody brilliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# brilliant!
:D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Brilliantly done
and aww bunnies :)

But what are raccoons doing in a European forest?

Still, bunnies and clicks :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Americanisation innit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# They are the new badgers
Wait 'till you see our mushrooms.

Wait 'till you see what you see AFTER our mushrooms.








(yeah, it's just a snake)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# This gets a late *Click* from me.
EXCELLENT!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 6:20, archived)
# Only been posting for 2 weeks but really appreciate the comments. By the way this is erotic so bang away ;-)
(xspat, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)

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