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[challenge entry] Ooeeerrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahha! Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Carry On Shoulder? Wasn't it??
Haha, nice Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Mornin sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Or was it "Carry on Christ"? Either way, t'was a bloody good laugh if I remember correctly?
Full time B3ta these days? Boss on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# No, he's about 3ft away...
...but behind my screen ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Does it cost an arm and a leg...or something...
hahahahahahaha


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# yey


and 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# gold
thats so dark

I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Straight to Hull
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# That's dangerous, that is.
I nearly choked on my sandwich.


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# What's 20 feet long and smells of piss...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I don't know. What's 20 feet long and smells of piss...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# The checkout queue at *insert cheap supermarket here*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# A Post Office queue...
I went to the docs last week, he said "I need a stool sample, a semen sample and a urine sample."

"I'm in rather a hurry doctor, can't I just leave my boxers with you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Did he need blood, sweat, gravy and egg samples too?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yuk!!!
:)...oh he didn't BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# unfortunately for this joke
the store's name is pronounced "leeeedul" according to TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# You are a big fleeeed.
Still works.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Football and religion...

a perfect match.
(moistness, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# ..as they both induce mass hysteria?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I think they like to call it "passionate support"
as they bash opposing fans head in with broken beer bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Those cheeky religious types!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# GOD HATES FAGS!
;)

So there are no Marlboro Lights in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I hope not

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'd buy a Pires on the cross.
Our father, that art in Castellón.
(Bretty, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# USE THE GEL!
Good ning Mr Ninj! x
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Mornin' lully!
You well? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I'm busy!
Crowbarring a bit of B3ta into my day before I get stuck in.

And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Fine and dandy...
...thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Ooh! As good as "dandy"!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# He already ate 5 cow pies this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I look like I ate 5 cow pies this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha! "Need to feed 5000 on a budget? Shop at Shekel-Stretcher!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I'm sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Pffft! Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ .....
Am I too late for a new challenge suggestion?

Design a new character for an established children's series - characters must be drawn or designed in the style of the original illustrations

story here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I thought the 'old-style' Pooh was no more
I thought Herr Disney had decided only their version existed now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Disney only own film and merchandise rights.
Not the rights to the original books or any new books.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# 15 minutes left guys...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Haha
I fell asleep watching masterchef last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# 15 minutes for what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Goose!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Damn.
Goose beats duck, doesn't it?
Or is that just fowl play?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# don't get in a flap about it...
I don;t need hen-pecking at this time of the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# You're just chickening out.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# stop egging me on.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# 5 minutes left Barbie!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# FOR WHAT?????
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Oh dear. I think it's burnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Ohhhhh, I'm slow this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'll just repeat what Michel Roux says, then I might not look like an idiot....
:D
Morning Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Mornin' Moley!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hahhahahaha! I bet he makes a MEAN weedrat stew!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# HAHA Pea Soup!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
#


Previously

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Yay! Judgmental cats
Cats have no sense of humour.

Dogs, on the other hand, will play a joke on you and then grin like mongs.

I love dogs.

EDIT: in other news, six kittins on BBC one - they are very cute.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Cats do have a sense of humour. But not very nice.
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9718179
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Dogs are brilliant
My spaniel used to lie across the stairs when i wanted to walk up them to try and stop me from ascending. She'd lie there pretending she didnt notice me, of course the wagging tail and looking at me out of the corner of her eye gave it away :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# too hung over to join in with that one.
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# tough crowd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Stunning as always! *Clicketh* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is how I imagine X Factor to be.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahhahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# morning b3ta
have a crap pun from Vera Lynn

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Aw no
Not wheel meat again

I'm so tyred of that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# you want to tread carefully around here with jokes like that
not putting pressure on you or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Needs more meatwheels

morning frogs and beavers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Mmmmmm.... wheelmeat.......
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Pffft.
More of this sort of thing! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# oh god how did this get here
I am not good with computer

(LennySA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:14, archived)
# I think my brain just melted!
'ningles all. Another week and another compo no starter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Fraiser has been kidnapped by a tribe of unsavory natives whilst on holiday...
nings RG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I thought it was Ninja Weapons...
But apparently it was just DTH and JJ messing with my head in a Thursday morning timewarp style...

More tea needed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# What am I looking at again?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# A random post from 2007 seems to have popped up in my Friends Activity page...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Let's make our own challenge again!
I vote for Sausages!

In other news, have you sorted out what's going to happen to you when the rug is finally pulled from under your feet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Buy carpet
you can nail the fucker down
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I have only once tried to lay a carpet
It was a fucking disaster.

Well, we got the bastard in place, but it took us about six times longer than it should have done because we had to stop every five minutes to fall about in hysterics about how shit we were at carpet laying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# That was extraneous information
that nobody needed to know
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)
# This is precisely why I want a pro to tile my kitchen
Me let loose with grout is not a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Warning
Ladies of the night are not necessarily good at tiling.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Pfft!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# fuck!!!
too much my morning eyes!!!!

(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Pardon sir, it's late night
for we Yankees in Seattle.
(LennySA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:20, archived)
# o hai yankees!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Can I come live with you please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# You'd hate it there's
a tremendous amount of rain and Californians who won't take the hint to go home.
(LennySA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I like rain.
I'll be extra quiet and I only need minimal care and attention. Pletty prease?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Also I'm a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)
# *quarantines*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *neuters*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# My condo's bylaws
specify no pets so that's right out, sorry
(LennySA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# at least you know

no new challenge yet.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:16, archived)
# That's pretty cool!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)
# That's very lovely and more than a bit spacky :)
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I had to
look up the word spacky because I'm an American but it fits perfectly. God bless you, Urban Dictionary, you always come through.
(LennySA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Well in terms of this board I would say it is defined as something that might set off an epileptic fit
Or give prodigy69 a headache rather than something that is actually related to "special" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Today
I have learned something new.
(LennySA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# B3ta. Infotainment \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# good monaing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:56, archived)
# my eyes are going a bit odd, watching this...
good ningles to you all!
I wish it were friday today. Instead it's a crappy thursday - teasing me about the weekend being so close, but still out of reach.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Stevie!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfprIxNfCjk
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# freebs!
hahahahhaha, bloody hell, that's spot on...

"And don't tell me how many columns, tell me in millimetres or inches!"

*flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# sounds familiar
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# like a pizza
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 7:20, archived)
# touched for the very first time
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)
# Ham pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:37, archived)
# EAT IT! EAT IT HARD!!!
edit: IF YOU CAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 7:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor cuntboxes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:32, archived)
# MAMA MIA THASSA TASTY PIZZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 7:47, archived)
# I hope the green bit's
artichoke heart because I've recently learned it's delicious on pizza.
(LennySA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I am now hungry and horny
Thank you for this gift.

Love,
Prequal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Seems some people hate ideas for thier companies... Rejected.


Click for bigger (101 kb)
I don't care I am still getting my mate to make it. She does the sewing real well.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I see seams!
Most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:40, archived)
# HI-DEE-HO!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Pra to kill the homesicknesses

You lower the success of the Black Panty Not Valley Nothing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:50, archived)
# It wants to know somebody special thing? Here the zero does not have zero!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:53, archived)
# wtf are you two talking about?
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:32, archived)
# The black Panty was recently edited out, and it's probably impossible to find it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLwLyX2sXpc
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Argh! That means only one thing. Time for fluffy. There there, everything's going to be ok.
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5990602603926912016&q=cat#
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWahhhhahhhahhhhhAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Awwwhw fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 6:36, archived)
# BIGGER THAN JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Get that thing a giant boob, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Get me two!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# ATTACK OF THE 50FT BABY!



heads for the bandwagon bunker
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# He's at least 65 ft.,....c'mon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:10, archived)
# BIGGER THAN SATURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# FFUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!...ready, aim, FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# That sauce picture is from a recent amazing feat of engineering
In just 3 days engineers were able to replace a major section of a bridge going between Oakland and San Francisco (eventually it will all be torn down so a new bridge can be put in almost the same place...)

www.wgnradio.com/news/nationworld/sns-viral-bay-bridge-repair-footage-story,0,6042403.htmlstory

except for the exploding giant baby part
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:48, archived)
# all because those damn humans breed like rabbits
ooooh, maybe the baby is symbolic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:52, archived)
# it is because they won't
telecommute!

probably more than 50% of the people who drive to and from San Francisco every day could do the same job from their home computer, but the corporations want their slaves in full view, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:58, archived)
# ...but to be fair
anyone who lives in Oakland is probably desperate for a reason to get out for at least a few hours every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:19, archived)
# there are a few good things to do in Oaktown - they are tying hard to improve stuff
if you try hard enough (or go to Emeryville or Berkeley) but spending a few hours stuck in traffic is not so much fun - I have done that many too many times...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Berkeley is nice
much less likely to be shot in the face than Oakland itself.

Whenever I am in San Francisco, it is always nice to drive the long way back over the Golden Gate bridge and round the North Bay before stopping off in Berkeley for something to eat. And then speeding like fuck through Oakland before I am shot, raped and carjacked. In that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Hey, I have walked the streets of West Oakland
and lived to tell about it - and I know a lot of (non-gangster) people who live and play there. My band has a regular gig in Oakland - I am not ah-skeered to go there, most of the time...

and there is a whole lot more to the East Bay than just Oakland - a whole bunch of people live over there and have to commute on that damn bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I just want the giant baby to destroy it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:38, archived)
# the pee, IT BURNS!!!
*resists animating pee three nights in a row.*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Needs some green spew... done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Don't wizz on the electric fence......................COCK OF FIRE!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:07, archived)
# He's really mad now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)
# yeah, you guys better run!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:36, archived)
# BIG BABY . . . it's a Saab Story !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Drivin' and cryin'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:25, archived)
# No More Gears !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:30, archived)
# I'm a highway star!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:35, archived)
# sniff'n'the tears
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I reogise that baby...
From my "welcome new person" image...


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:30, archived)
# BABBY SMASH

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)
# BABBY CRUSH TEIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)
# YEAH!...FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:07, archived)
# How is giant exploding babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)
# something i didnt post today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# ....and
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Watch out for bees...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Aww!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Sad flower is sad.
Or perhaps it's just indigestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:36, archived)
# ME WANT CROCUS!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Muffet Flower Powder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Please
put that on a rowing machine user for added comedy effect
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure this is what the Bible had in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# He looks like he's enjoying himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Pain is a pesky, subjective thing I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Arf!
I should think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# damn, that is hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mc6kTkG_Jk
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5duzH4WzIA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# hahahaha
FUCK.YES.

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# that was a trip...
...(conway twitty...heh heh)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Goodbody: Richard Simmons off his Ritalin.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:26, archived)
# no wonder there are so many christians.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Cross too bare !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I've been lepton by a strange quark
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# god's control panel
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:00, archived)
# :D
He's gone off for a game of dice. Just to piss off Einstein.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# That's giving me a hadron just thinking about.

Also I have no idea how you managed to spell dimensions wrong.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# no, he's spelled it perfectly correctly
it's just some quantum fluctuation that makes you think there's an error
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# You're exactly right.
*innocent look*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I'm also completely wrong though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
# thankfully we have you here to correct others
good times
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# A damn useful device that is.
Orders one for each wall in every room in my tesseract.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# How many would that be?
*tries to work it out*
*brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Six rooms in a Tesseract
unless you partition the cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)
# And each room has 6 sides,
so, 36? Sounds wrong...

Dammit, Tahkcalb! You planned this, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Well he did say wall. So providing you consider
one surface of each room as a ceiling and one as a floor then you're looking at 24.

You'd only need 36 if you've laid it out all Escherish where any surface can be used for whatever you damn well please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Hmmm, I always thought it was eight, but I'm no expert on them.
edit: Re-read it. I think it works like; Outside, inside and six off the sides to make eight
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I will think about thhis later when more awake.
Although possibly "when on more drugs" would be more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Of course you're right.
I was picturing a cubic cross and had forgotten it has "arms" in the Z dimension as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Eight, and there is the issue of what is a wall and what is the floor/ceiling in each projection.
All fold back into each other at the terminus points, but are rotated in 3 space. Or so my cats claim. [/;-D
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesseract
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I was thinking of that Schlegel diagram which has seven cells (cube + prisms)
also: waaaahhhhhhhh!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tesseract.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# this is your brain on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:23, archived)
# NO, BUT THIS IS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:19, archived)
# good god, man, what manner of drugs are you taking?
hunter s thompson would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:22, archived)
# mad skunk my man
 
crazy mad fucking skunk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Outs of control . . . turn it all the way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Just don't touch the END OF THE WORLD switch!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Needs more tree-falling-in-the-forest microphones
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
They're on the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Ohhh!
I wanna play with it
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9718823
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# *presses all the buttons at once*
 
*disappears into a singularity*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# singularity is the word that came to mind but after reading a definition I still don't really understand the concept
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# it's a hole in the maths
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# You'd think they'd put a cover on a thing like that.
People could fall down it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# DJ God
on the wheels of steel....
(JoePesky, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Big fish, little fish,
cardboard hypercube!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# reroute the gluons to the tachyons and switch to full time dilation
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I don't know if the universe can handle the strain!
Tie some F-string round it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# What?
No bozons?

Ye canna have a proper God Control Panel without ye bozons!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# They're in the 11th dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I had one once...
.............don't ask!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# DO WANT
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:30, archived)
# This is awesome and demands a lot of thinking :D
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Christ, can you imagine
how awesome this church would be?
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Too awesome for words.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# my, what a shiny instrument you have
it must have been blown lots!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# needs more hookers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Is that Humph?
I never really believed he had a corporeal existence. In my head he's just a disembodied voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# He Blows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] JESUS MAN
AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

His hair is still gay though.
EDIT: Fuck, did anyone else know about this?
www.blasphemyday.com/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# It's flammable . . . let's have a bonfire !
Gay Hair . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# *instahorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
# balshpehmeee
blaspheryouuu
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I heard you on the wireless back in '52....

big bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# and you remember, the jingles used to go...

very big bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# He's easy...
You're well in there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That's goooooorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :-)
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Oh-wu oh-wu.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Did we meet in an abandoned studio?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Yes, but
we hear the playback and it seems so long ago
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Did pictures come and break your heart?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah and
I put the blame on VCR

I met your children.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# oooo-wahhhhhhhhh!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Ta!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# This, or something else on this page makes me have a bottom scroll bar.
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Ooops, sorry...
Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# 'loves'
very good indeed! clicky and a woo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Thank you kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I'm glad that it was a party line . . . plus . . . I'm still using this as my desktop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# You are too kind!
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# oooooooo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah!


Yay for completely computer generated images :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# You are providing us with WAY too many choices for desktops
Very amazing, dramatic, depth-defying images!

this is my favorite, but it is hard to choose:
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
# homophobia woo
just jokes
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I had a sausage sandwich with plum chutney two days ago
It was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I bet it was!
Did you lick the chutney off the sausage, slowly and sensuously with your little pink tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Well, it was a really big
So to start with I had to use both hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Better than harvesting Piccalilli. Maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I want that book!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# HAA HAA HAAA.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Even a canary would not last long down there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha
this is quite gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)

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