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# Arf-noon


Probably bin dun many many times but hey ho
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I've not seen it, and think this is woosome.
Therefore I'll clunk it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# That is top
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Yay! Damn I'm old enough to remember
Stig of the Dump as a children's TV program - that was some years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# so am i
boooooo
(jim, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Wow, I haven't read that for years - must pick up a copy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I just bought a copy off eBay
Nice one, oAmadeuso
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# does anyone remember
Z for Zachariah?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I remember the name but nothing more
so it might have been just before my time.

Stig of the Dump, I remember reading the book of it when I was young but I think I just missed the telly series. Which is a pity because it would have been brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# It was brilliant...
Was just thinking about my childrens books after seeing how Hollywood has raped fantastic Mr Fox....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# oh hell... I saw the trailer for that the other day... I couldn't believe what I saw...
dreadfull....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Really? Damn, it *looked* lovely
the characters, the whole design. But I did have suspicions when I read about new characters and "new dimensions to Fox's children"..
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Totally ruined it...
Took a good book about a fox stealing to feed his family and defending his home against the tory land owners to "chicken run 2"

oh and made him american...

Gah! Now I need to un-angry again.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# reading the cast list
its a bit mental, jarvis cocker is in this for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I loved Fantastic Mr Fox
I particularly loved the diagram of his tunnels digging into the three cellars.

I might watch the film anyway, and then spend about 20 minutes reading the book...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# The tunnels drawing...
Yes I used to spend ages looking at that picture.

Must buy this book again I think...

Boggis and Bunce and Bean,
One fat, one short, one lean.
These horrible crooks
So different in looks
Were none the less equally mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
#
Hollywood Wes Anderson raped made a brilliant film version of
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# we had to read Z for Zachariah at school
and watch the dodgy 1984 produced film... it was about a valley in Wales surviving a nuclear holocaust because it had its own micro climate. The lead was a teenage girl, then this bloke in a radiation suit comes in with a rifle and tries to rape her. Another one of those feel good nuclear films of the 80s, needed a soundtrack by Limahl to cheer it up really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I had to do that at school as well
must have been on the curriculum. Scared me witless for literally years.
(jim, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Yes I remember bits of it
Post Nuclear tale quite shocking for a kids TV series
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hehe, i like your pic
even if i can't stand that book
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# So obvious
and yet you're the first to spot. Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Lmao
Nice spot :>
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# haha - that cover is
a real blast from the past... nice one
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nice
*clicks*
(RTL+, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ok
I google stig of the dump and motorcycle helmet, murder, dump, and checked the bbc news and I STILL dont get it. will anyone please explain?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I've looked and I 've
looked and I can't see where he's laid the cable.
(Prince of Prance, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Allow me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I was also expecting a crap.
It's good, but not perfect. Someone 'shop in a steamy heapy and it'll become brilliant.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)
# RIS?
American here.

BTW, you seem to like nostalgia for children's things.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# It's all we have.
Since WW2 and more lately, Footy in 1966,
England has errrrrrr......eeeeeerrrrrrmmmmm.

Fond memories is all we have.

Nostalgia for children's things is at
the top of the warm fuzzy memory list.

Re-lurks in the only country where "glass" is a verb.

(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# YAY!
LOL
stig

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# moon on a stick
see
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# This is ace!
As are all your pics miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# oi you
you've got a few gazzes from me, hopefully. if you've not, let me know and i'll try and see if i can find the links again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Hey dude.
Yeah, sorry. Meant to gaz you back this morning, I saw them late last night. Thank you muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# No problems :)
Just wanted to make sure you got them, becuse like an idiot I didn't save my own copy of the links. Though thinking about it they should still be in my mail somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# That's rather fab
speaking of moons on a stick

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# HA ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahahah, I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha Amy Winehouse lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
woo! if i may
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha!
this should be on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahah...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *guffaws*
Not seen this in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oooh, that is rather awesome! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :D
tadingles!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# you know what you want?
you want the moon on a stick!

oh..



ace pic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You know what you want...you want the moon on a...
...oh, you've got it.


Edit - damn, beaten AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# "What do we say when we see the man with the stick?"
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I'm just on my way home officer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# "What the FUCK are you looking at, y'queyah?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# thanks!
oh dear, i've just coughed myself dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# what's on the end of the stick, vic?
woo/yay!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Where's he going with our moon?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] From today's Grauniad
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Spangage worthy of yourself
and the Good Ship Bilbobarneybobs? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# You should have included "What a bummer" for ultimate spangability
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Oh fuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Ok, ok, hold still whilst I beat you around the head with this frying pan.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Extremely
spangworthy!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I really liked it until
Barbara made me realise I missed out a perfect pun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# fake, no sunnies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Aye,
needs more lensflare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I always find lensflare a bit ... grating
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *writes 21,000 angry letters to the Press Complaints Commission*
I still can't believe the Daily Fail's response to all this.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221360/Stephen-Gately-debate-dominates-internet.html

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Daily Mail don't respond to criticism
of themselves yet complain about everything else in the world.

News at Ten....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The Mail's other response
is publishing an article by Janet Street Porter saying Jan's an idiot.
Which I applaud.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# :D
I'm struggling here!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm having Spag Bol
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm drinking tea
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I wonder if the kid who threw the beahball onto the pitch is still connected to the rest of his limbs?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# If I were him I wouldn't go to school today, for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D
he's standing buy his defender after the blunder at the weekend

[soccer lols]
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# Perfect!
That's the image I wanted to make, but you beat me to it...

Also, thanks to you I had 3 lovely cheques in the post on saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I had some too
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What's this?
I WANT MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I'm still waiting :(
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# Oh fuck :(
It's probably because you live so far away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I've sent them this pic and have asked nicely about it again ;)
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[challenge entry] It's fucking Matt Damon


Click for bigger (156 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Maaaaaaaaaaat Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamong
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You missed the perfect
Minge Diver
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# And it would have been perfect too
Feck!

Thanks for pointing out my inadequacies. You're not my wife are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Everybody dance now...


Original and gratz on the swift FP
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahah! bloody hell, I'm going to have nightmares tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
The one on the right, his head swaps sides, but the other ones heads don't. This is upsetting me... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I did that deliberately just to break up the animation else it all looks samey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# There, there I'm pretty sure the twitchy Arnie-Loompa isn't stalking you
he has an asbo for that sort of thing now :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# blimey
disco inferno : )
edit double blimey I'm on the FP, go out for a couple of hours and this happens : )
*must go out more often*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
#
Attack of the 50ft Naked Woman

[Mod linkied as it's NSFW]
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# at work
adblock

you tit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# "Thank fuck I'm working from home today"


edit: huzzah for mod intervention!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# all I can say is
"Oh,Shit!"



that's
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# did you have one of those "Arrrrggghhh!" *frantically tries to minimise the winodw, only to maximise it * moments?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I sure did
I can't be seen looking at this when I'm meant to be editing gay male porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Make sure you don't fall asleep,
you don't want to wake up dead or owt....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# trufax
perhaps I'd better let the daily male make me a real man.

out of cotton wool, minced lamb and fuzzy felt
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Daily Mail even
what a curiously apt typo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# you forgot the sticky-back plastic and toilet rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# apple+W is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ummmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# twat (and tits)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Zeltergiset, I am at work and can't see this cos www2.b3ta is blocked. Please describe this picture to me.
Judging by the file name I assume it is a big naked lady.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# It is the attack of the 50ft woman poster,
with the 50 ft woman of old replaced by a computer generated naked lady woman thing. Although not a real naked lady, from a small way away, and a quick glimpse, it could very easily be construed for a real naked lady woman type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Thank you. I can almost picture it now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# it's shit.. job done
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# Absolutely shit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# the shittest
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# Could you please link this?
You have been around long enough to understand the concept of NSFW you titminge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *sighs*..it's so obviously not a real naked woman..
but hey ho.. will know if there ever is a next time
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Imagine for a moment you're a senior member of staff
in an open plan office, and you see that from 15 feet away...

It's not hard to imagine really. try standing 15 feet away from your monitor. Or even squinting, if you can't be bothered to get up.

You'll get the idea about why it fails the "or looks like" test.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Oh ok.
So as Hentai is not real naked women, would your boss let you look at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# 15ft away..and it still looks like the Attack of the 50ft woman poster
Hentai is hardcore sexual images..if you are comparing my pic to that then you're an idiot for sure.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Not really.
15ft away, and it looks like a naked lady.

Nobodies even saying you can't post it, only that you should link to it, and mark it as potentially NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *sighs*..you are so obviously a dickhead..
I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this is not the first time
people have tried to explain it to him either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I bet there is a fetish site for badly drawn spunking cocks, actually
Other than b3ta, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I was so happy when I found this group for other like-minded badly drawn spunking cock enthusiasts.
My girlfriend just doesn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Mid to late morning all.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Are you a LAMINATOR!
*sung to the theme of ITV's Gladiators*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I actually enjoyed Laminator 4
...
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# unashamed lols
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahah! loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Anyone know a decent, workable solution for poverty?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# A rock concert
that always fixes things
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Personal poverty, or global?
For personal poverty, try new "Job"(TM)! - It really works! ... so long as you do!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# In all seriousness, I don't have a job, and am getting poorer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# a cull of poor people.
Q.E.D. no poor people, no poverty.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Find any wanted gold you've got lying around the house
stick it in an envelope and sent it to Cash4Gold

Yes, gold is worth money!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Also, any rare earth metals, like Tantalum or Niobium.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Idiot! Neither of those are rare earth elements!
Neodymium and Ytterbium, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Adamantium is good
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Stand and Deliver can get quite annoying though
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Monkey Trunks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# now that looks like an ideal place to hide away in!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# is it stuck on the end of his cock?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# "You should wash that more often, love...
...then the cats will leave you alone"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# No, you're a Monkeys Trunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Trunk Monkey?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahah! You ain't nobody if ya don't keep a monkey in ya pants!
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# arf
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He sounds like a right plonker when he says 'BABY!' on the end of everything
"Monaco baby YEAH!"
"I'm world champion BABY!"

Someone should tell him Austin powers was 10 years ago.
Its like those cocks that insist on saying 'WASSUP'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# WASSUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I loved the rendition of "We are the Champions" at the end of the race
Did I say "loved"? I meant "cringed at and suspected he'd never live down".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# shame Alonso did the same thing there a few years back
WASSUP BABY YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I honestly don't remember that
but I most likely cringed at that, too, and predicted that he'd never live it down.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy Button won it -- after the start to the season he had, he damn well deserved it. But I would have liked to have seen Barichello at least get a podium yesterday, and for the pure entertainment of it it would have been nice to see Vettel win, Barichello come in second, and Button spin out. So it could have gone down to the last race.

On the other hand, Abu Dhabi may well be a bit dull, something you can rarely accuse Interlagos of.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I predict at least 2 crashes
coming out of the underground pit lane at Abu Dhabi.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# at the very least
also, i predict muchos cues when they line up behind the barrier to get out and realise that tickets should have been paid for BEFORE trying to exit the car park
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# WASSUP
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I think the terrible "For Sure" plague is worse
for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# That's so American
it's a badge!

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it a limited edition? Just £2.99 a month for 72 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Finger pointing is so cool haha
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# YEAH BABYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Bilbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Can we officially call it GatelyGate now?


Reminds me of all this palavar
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# There are some nice links down the page about the similarities....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hjahahahahaha!
Yeah, I posted some...

Found out today Dacre is on the board of the PCC, so no suprise to discover nothing will happen
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Not just on the board,
but it's head n'est-ce pas? Also, technically, our complaints mean fuck all to the PCC without any complaint from anyone directly affected by the story, i.e. Stephen Gately or Kevin McGees family. Or gays. But they're made up by The Daily Mail anyway as a renewable energy source.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I'd like next weeks challenge to be anti daily mail / tabloid in general
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Was done less than a year ago.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/dailymail/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yeah I just got that email from the PCC
I hope the Gatelys take them to the fucking cleaners, but going up against Dacre would be really horrible for them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It;s such a fucking horrible position for them to be put in.
I can wholly understand if they wouldn't want the stress, but at the same time they need to say something if it isn't going to continue unchecked. How he can run a group that is meant to control him I have no fucking idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# is that Frank Skinner's body?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I have a horrible feeling the 2 bastards will walk free from this
The Mail took the high moral ground over "Sachsgate", but they will brush this one under the carpet. Not that I'm in favour of any ScandalGates - (a totally meaningless concept thesedays as everyfuckingthing is scandalous - oh dear the scandal of it all!) but I feel the Mail have done nothing to make amends for the hurt they caused nor do they grasp the extent of hatred they spread in that rag they call a newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ^This X20^
What little response the Mail has given has been less than conciliatory. I reckon thay are going to hunker down say as little as possible and hope it blows over.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I think their tactic is clear
Blame Stephen Fry, Blame Twitter for blowing it out of proportion - ofc those on Twitter are hive-minded morons without any individuality and free thinking thought process so how dare they get outraged at poor Jan Moir's nudge nudge wink wink reporting of the "facts" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# It's funny that whenever the media mention Twitter
they always feel the need to mention Stephen Fry!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Yes because Stephen Fry is the Internet
we plug into him daily - which he enjoys ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Well...
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/everyone-to-run-everything-by-stephen-fry-200910192148/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Apparently it's an 'orchestrated hate campaign' by 'them lot'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Yes because the Daily Mail isn't known for any kind of Orchestrated Hate Campaigns
- sorry I seem to have broken my sarcasm-o-meter plugin for this browser lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I call this sensible line,
MaidenGate!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Has she been sacked, reprimanded, had eggs thrown at her yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# The Mail is saying they have sparked a nice little debate about it on internetland
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# When you say 'internetland' in terms of the Daily Mail
it puts me in mind of Hitler annexing the Sudetenland.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# dacres face there really give me the fear

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# they so are Jan
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha
she's so on the ball that Jan!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Arf!
What a fucking great race that was yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I was at bloody work :'(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You should have quit work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# It was fucking aswesome!
Loads of 'oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!' overtakes, button showing people he IS great and a British Champion again
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I nearly shat myself when Kovalainen
sped off and Raikonnen set on fire! All I could think for that split second was Jos Verstappen!

And how funny was it seeing Trulli at about 5 foot 2 squaring up to Sutil, at about 6 foot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# it did make me laugh
especially how it was his own stupid fault for driving around the outside ON THE GRASS before loosing control and smacking into Sutil
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Aye,
and that Kobayashi is a fucking nutcase! I hope he gets picked up full time by Toyota for next season :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I know, it needs more nut jobs!
Bring back Montoya
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I don't think Raikkonen noticed.
He only just noticed when they tried to smoke him out earlier in the season.

Good drive from Button though!
(Vega31, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I'm sure they showed the onboard camera
in slo-mo didn't they? I think the steering wheel and him and his visor lighting up would have tipped him off ;)

Earlier on in the season, that was all going on behind his helmet wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Yeah, he waved a hand infront of his visor instinctively.
And earlier on there was some smoke from above the steering wheel.
(Vega31, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# good lord, ^THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I did feel utter shite
for Barrichello when he picked up that puncture witha few laps to go. Poor cunt can never get a break at Interlagos!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# totally... As muh as it's great to have another british world champion, I did want Barrichello to win that race...
he's just so unlucky there....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Aye.
I have really enjoyed this season. Nice to see that teams other than Ferrari and McLaren can put them in the shade.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Racing?
Rich man's Scalectrx...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Erm,
Scalectrix, poor man's Formula one! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# oh yeh
some cars went really fast and some cars crashed and some cars didn't go at all because they got wet the day before and we won.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# And there was a fire
Don't forget the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# i missed the fire
i spent the afternoon with james cooing at cats.
b3ta.com/links/Big_cats_this_afternoon
would have liked a fight to kick off at the final interview thing though, but alas....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You missed the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# We won!
That's all that matters.

Us and our german engines
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# You just wish you were an F1 driver
All that money, all those hot women, going on holiday 17 times a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# once i've applied for my provisional driving licence
i will sign up, at 44 i reckon there's still time, Vroom Vroom
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Pfft!
You do it man! Who cares if all of the current crop started racing Karts when they were 5 eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It's nice when they do it on tracks you can actually overtake on
Most of the F1 tracks are impossible to overtake on, and so it becomes a procession.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# This^^^
Interlagos is always molto fun! I had my heart in my mouth a fair few times with some of the overtaking Jenson did.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# same here
fcuk....never seen him go like that before...like a man possessed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah, this
I was watching it with a Brazilian friend of mine and we came to the conclusion that there aren't very many racing circuits left in Formula One, and Interlagos is basically the only one that's almost unneutered.

Living close to Hockenheim and all, the horror of modern Formula One circuits and how they'll rip their balls out to make another succession of slow corners that you cna't overtake on, speaks loud around here.

That was a *proper* race. I much enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Nice one Ninj

I had one of them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Good Stuff Sir
Like the "PITT" reference
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# arnold shortzenegger

i dreamt of this last night, *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! "GET TO DA GLASS ELEVATAH!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahahah! spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# haha go little man
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# haha
that would be cool, hundreds of little orange arnies
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Shop Toppage
Noice punetration
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
That's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# haha
DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# And yet...
I kinda think it should be 'shortzelegger
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I hope that someone gets my...


It's been going around my head for days, and I had to let it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Message in a Boggle!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# You win ten points
and this round of applause.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I am the king of Boggle! There is none higher! I get eleven points off the word quagmire!
Fools can't see me and that's how it is! And that's how I like it and that's my biz!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha theg!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Word of the day, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# fo' sho!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ning, Monty!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# My name is jacob dyer and I burnt bristol. it is fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
#


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BLESSED NEWS From the Jack Dee interview in Metro this morning: "There are some bonkers (celebrities), like Brian Blessed, who is is lovely but mad. I was filming in Epping Forest and he turned up, got out of the car, gave me a hug and said: "Jack, great to meet you! Look at these beautiful trees! I have to meet these trees!" Then he disappeared into the forest for two hours. He eventually came back as if it was all perfectly normal and said "I gave a tree a big hug.""
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# you're a super tallented old cunt aren't you?
you make me SICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Oi, you
Less of the "talented".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I have a feeling if I went to that Underground station I wouldn't be getting out of there alive.
Hurrah for Blessed news!

Good ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Oh you'd come out alive.
Technically.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# outstanding!!
and Blessed has to be one of the best celebs ever
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# He rawks
Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# that is awesome! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# This is for free for anyone who can download and convert Flash
Blessed Vector
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahaha
Ace Blessedness!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# there's more :D
Blessed Dinos
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Agreed.
We need to develop some sort of formula - how many Jordans to a Blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# There is an unquantifiable amount of Jordon's to a Blessed
He's just too huge a celebrity to be rated amongst so lowly half-celebs like Jordan aka Katie Price.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I know. It's like asking how many Earths in a Universe.
But you see what I mean.

How many Bill Bailies to a Blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hmmmm, I would have liked to say a nice round 25, but Bailey's comedy seems to have dropped off somewhat of late...
35?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hmmm that's a toughie
I would say Bill Bailey is of an equal quantity to that of a Blessed in terms of talent, but for sheer Audio levels a Bill Bailey is a fraction of the volume of a Blessed, Bailey would need his amps set to 11 to get anywhere near a Blessed whispering.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# other Metro news
absolutely no mention of the Jan Moir article, dispite 1000+ complaints. Perhaps something to do with it being owned by the same newspaper group as the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Erm ...
I'm enrisificationing over that, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# The MoS has been trying to stiop the fire
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1221101/Twitter-scourge-libel-lawyers--new-virtual-conscience.html
about half way down

Seems a little too late though.

Tabloid watch makes interesting comparison to Sachsgate
tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2009/10/will-mail-react-to-moir-as-it-expected.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# OMG.
refering to homophobia as alive and kicking, after talking about a gay man being kicked to death. What is wrong with this woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I see what you mean:
"A man was kicked to death in Central London recently by two teenage girls because he was gay.
So while many of us could not care less, homophobia is alive and kicking."

Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Do you think she thought 'lol, what a great play on words there'
It's also insightful that she say 'whilst many of us couldn't care less...' She couldn't care less that homophobia is alive and killing people?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Tip-top AV
Particularly like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Good morning
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:30, archived)
# WHOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)
# "WMCJ2: White Men Can't Hurdle"
hahaha! topshoppage! just keep an eye on filesizes,or the boardnazis will have you for breakfast!

ningles everyone! Yay for 'flu bugs! now I get to work from home whilst I cough up all kinds of wonderful shades of gunk from my lungs!
I'm sure you all really appeciate me telling you that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)
# pics or it's not true
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# this is spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# King's sandwich to Knight's Garage 3
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Bacon Butty to Bishop's Garden
Check.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)
# clever... the Jordan opening...
Arounsed Monkey to Wilsden Green Tube Station 4
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# OOh you got out of that nicely
Incensed Candle to Marry Jordan's Mum Shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
someone has eating the jellybaby I was using as a king.

the game is forfeit and we'll all have to have margaritas instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# you sod
I was on the phone to the wife, giggled at your reply and upset her

:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# sorry
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Ha ha, fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Good morning everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
#
hahaha!
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe the shadow never lies.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sold skateboard. bought hopper. back to beach.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 6:50, archived)
# YOU HOP LIKE LITTLE GIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 7:35, archived)
# ALSO:

Couldn't decide what to do with this, probably nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 7:39, archived)
# It is already perfect.
except maybe for the lack of piss
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 7:42, archived)
# i remember somebody did one where they where all vomiting
i would like to see that again

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] How about this?
(I helped save b3ta! QuantumSheep, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:00, archived)
# BACKWARDS KNEES
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Rear row, far left...
Is that child puking?
(sunray18, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I believe so, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# WE SO CHINESEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 7:40, archived)
# me play joke
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:06, archived)
# muhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Alternative compo compo compo - Yay
boiiiing boiiing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)

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