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[challenge entry] Ah crap they already admitted the alien autopsy was fake
and Ant and Dec where the twats that made the tape
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
#
Hahahhaha like it ( click )
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Black and white thread rush!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Whatchootalkingabout?
Mine's in full colour. I think you want to get your monitor checked out...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I thought it was this little fella... the truth must be told!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# pfff
I always thought the alien in the Santilli film looked like a white jelly baby
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Moments later, a student was seen lying down and eating this tragic ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I don't think that I much like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Nice balancing act with the stick
Even after the cone fell off, professionalism is still priority.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# they shopped this so the pole wasnt in her head right?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Tin Soldiers and Nixon's coming!
We're finally on our own!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# they cast the shadow of a large sheep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# this is a famously 'shopped photo
that was actually 'shopped in an actual photo shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# But was the photo shop photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Yes they removed the rod behind her head
She was later to die tragically when she was impaled by a lightning conductor that fell off the steeple of a church as she was being chased by evil forces ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# They should make a film with that as the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# and then make it again for no apparent reason
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I'll just pea this here
The truth behind Tienanmen square
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not often I produce something I actually deem worthy of a CFB


But I'm really rather pleased with how this turned out, so click it y'all (190kb)

Sauce for the AT-AT wreck just been posted over on /links if anyone fancies it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# WOO to you Baz!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# This is too ace.
Ought to do some kind of composite ;)

Edit GAH! Shut it down and lost all my layers :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Aces to both of you there...
Composite? Shut it down? Would this tie the images together well enough!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Snap!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Haha!! Full house!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# THAT'S ACE
although I have to say - the lovely at-at wreck has been used beautifully many times by such luminaries as c_kick, Ninj and now your good self

(I may even have also used it, but I forget now)

huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I know - it's a bit of a classic...
But with the sauce having gone up over on links I felt duty bound to have a play with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I did think similar......over-use of said images do seem to get a bit tiresome....
and I've only been around 1 year....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ptttttht
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# lol 6 years and counting
oh I love being a noob:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Cheers chappie.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I make no apologies....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oooooph!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Resembles Paris perfectly
Though unsure out of Hilton or their lovely cobbled semi-tarmac'd streets.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] That was a fake beard
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Con-spy-race-ie!
It is all a hoax, lies through your TELL-LIE-VISION,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# al-CIA-duh!
woah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# It all makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# maybe sadly for us all.......
who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ...wasn't even Saddam !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] He is not dead
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I got no idea whats going on here
but I've loving those 60s bikinis
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# it's like Happy Days set in Henley
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Happy Salad Days?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# gilligan + island = gilligan's island
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilligans_Island
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# That's just crazy talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# mmm
we like short shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# is that Esther Rantzen in the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I'm more concerned about....
..the midget Russ Abbott in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# And the guy in the hat. . .
pre-tache chuckle brother?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# no
that's her in the bikini

nearly nekkid esther rantzen.....mmmm.....*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# gilligans island?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# "Do, do-do-do... Yeah, the one with the boat!"
/running_man
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha...
Watched that the other night.

For once, I think that could do with a remake. It's certainly more prescient now than it was then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Gee whiz, Professor!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Seve Ballesteros behind Jacko?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# it's a Hit TV Show
5 people in this photo are dead, including MJ.
The guy on the far left lives on an island in the pacific ocean and his son died of aids.
the old guy to the left of MJ did the voice of Mr. Magoo for the Hit TV Show Mr Magoo.
This hit TV Show Gilligan's Island was spoofed with some original cast members on the Hit TV Show Roseanne in 1994.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] titanic was an insurance job
(themothers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
www.orgoneresearch.com/homosexual_agenda_of_gilliga.htm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Wooden Horse of Troy

clicky for biggy
(bbps, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Who is Dard and why do you have a folder devoted to their Anus?
edit* how rude, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# this image was made in photoshop
i believe you must have used.... ahem... manylayers!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# is it Homeric puns time now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I dunno
Whats a Grecian Urn?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# A kind of storage device
made by people from Greece...

EDIT... or about 50,000 dracma a year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Don't call me gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# yourallnotgay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] This was.


Seamless horse of troy
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ah, nerd humour :)
Nothing beats it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Aha
http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovetrojans/
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Purple link
not clicked.

Ohhhhhhhhh, go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I was going to point out that you had two cursors on the alert window
before realising one of them was mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ah - I wondered whose it was
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# pffffft
but compoable?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ^this
I will have to make another compo graph, this time to illustrate the rate of compo reductionism
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# also, phoarwtf!?
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ARSEKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Needs more chr(7)
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Nice
Dali does hustler
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Why does there have to be blood on the key?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# it's typical for the period
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ^this
EDIT: Now you've made it 400 pixels wide so it can be FPd, but in doing so you've made it illegible.
ANOTHER EDIT: Ok, readable now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Jeremy of Troy?
the rascal:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hohoho....
...circular humour! *click*
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# brilliant
*click* for the Cassandra reference
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Too complex for me...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
Love this and it's Iliad lovelyness
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Grassy knoll indeed....


No wonder you can't get it anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# What happens if you put that on slugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
#
snap crackle pop?
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# haha
did he neck a can of coke on top?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# oooh EXTREME SPACING
Like it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
#
Mentos and coke probably..
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Not Quite So Amorphous Now.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# this is a view of your midget sheep from below
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This is what gay sex looks like from underneath
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Is that the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# All I can think is "HONK"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# they're breeding!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# TENTACLE PORN
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Urotsukidoji?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# No, she went on her own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Oates just went to the bar.....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# "I am just going outside and may be some time"
Must have been a smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# wheres hall?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# He's off spreading his wild
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# And I believe Kirk Vilb is playing the title role

/python
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# watch out
for the killer electric penguin :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ye gotta keep the lion!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha
South Pole, btw ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# that was intentional
*honest*
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# That's the Mall of the Emirates in Dubai.
I have been snowboarding there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Creationist History Illustration:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Tony Robinson's let himself go
Has he discovered a series of small walls?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Postholes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Same to you with Saxon gold on!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I know a girl who told me, quite seriously, that she doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
She's not even a creationist crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Did she also wear a bus pass around her neck in a plastic sleeve?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# she's clearly thick as a brick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# What about thin bricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# they're called slates
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# She's quite lovely, but a little bit strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# god lover 'er :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
#
a little bit strange attention seeking

(just joking im sure shes lovely)

edit: :( i failed at strikethrough text)
edit 2: I closed the bracket used in the smiley
edit 3: skills +1
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# <s> </s>
how did you fail? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Ahahah, aw. You'll have the skills one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# heh heh
me too, haha...we'll never be fully qualified geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I've got a friend
Smartest person I've ever met, no shit, and I've been in universities for the last 11 years now and met people with big awards (and Nobel prizes). She's also really very lovely. She also believes a distressing number of conspiracy theories, and is a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Perhaps they let her down?
Dinosaurs aren't typically known for their trustworthiness ya' know!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# that's what wiped them out
all the wee children stopped believing in them and ...*pouf*.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *claps hands furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# everyone knows it was noah not letting them on his ship
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# That Noah -- what a card.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# what's Fred West been upto now?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
#
60 minute 'cell' makeover?
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Improving the president's motorcade
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Haha
The tragic thing is, if they rereleased the C5 today they would sell thousands of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I think they'd have to do some major redesigning of it
I do love them though, just for the aesthetics of the beasts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# The adam & joe 80s special was fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
#
Problem is that you are at exhaust pipe level.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I am NOT at exhaust pipe level!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# The technology would probably make them
a lot more viable now though as well.

On a vaguely related note, best crime ever!
cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgalleries/mugshots/?&pic=6
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha, number 9's a fucking beaut :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Is that Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo fame?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# and isn't number 15 in "Waking the Dead"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# jesus, no 24 is giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# 10's quite a handsome chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Cor, 27.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahaaaa
cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgalleries/mugshots/?&pic=95
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Fucking hell!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ahahaha, the story makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# officelols!!!!
What a fucking moocow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I want the Jet Set Willy model C5
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# this loaded slower than a thalidomide sniper

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
your reply is the exception to my rule
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# what rule?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# sorry wandered off
my usual rantings about mocking the afflicted
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# food racist
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# the curry people..I mean em the Curry shops...emm
/digs deeper hole


I love how they use the slogan "Currys...We Can Help"

my fucking arse they can..utter wankers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# nice streamlining
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] True story


true story
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I liked the first one

this one, not so much
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# You have all da HTML scaling skillz0r5
Wait, is this just a hotlinked picture that's had nothing at all done to it? haha, you're special.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
#
F0 shillz0r5 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Please tell us the challenges you faced in entering this into the Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
#
Was going to change banner but coundn't be arsed and it is fake history, just staged for real.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# just because you keep repeating it doesn't make it true
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# oh yea and fuck off you leeching cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


true story
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# double trouble
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
#

Click to supersize, you fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Woo to the MF click!
I watched this on Sunday to assure myself that my Halloween costume of a pair of pants on my head with pencils up my nose wasn't too obscure
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# photos please
I have just spent the last 10 minutes reading the tinfoil thread

why am I not around on a Sunday evening?

and why aren't there spontaneous board events during weekdays? (during work hours)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I wasn't the one with the camera
When my mates get around to loading their pics I'm sure there'll be one

Pass

Pass
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Anyone for b3ta Wabble?
www.wabble.org , I'll make a game now lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I don't know what wabble is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# scrabble
with extra things like...er...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ..people using online cheats
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ^^this lol
Dunno, just killing time in the office :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Because people are working and have better things to do than make tin foil hats
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
#
*fails to keep straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Tin foil hats
Time proven to complete a half-baked idea, with a moist hot centre and crisp browned exterior.

Lovely with a cut of butter.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I don't know what that means but I now have a tent in my boxers and a hunger for chocolate fudge
Please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Unsure
Please refer to local scout hut.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I love that thread
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# but you're a girl!
Girls aren't allowed to like Blackadder. Only boys can like Blackadder. Girls like my little pony and cabbage patch dolls. Everyone knows that, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Dammit!
Internet persona revealed!

Damn my love of British Comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Wait, wait, wait. Joliet is a girl?
With, like, girl bits and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# *jiggles*
*wobbles*

Yep. Girl bits
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *goes beetroot red*
*doesn't make eye contact*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Am not a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Well do ya, do ya do ya wanna
well do ya, do ya wanna wanna go
at what I've never let you before

do do do do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Run like fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Very childish Harold. Very childish indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
That Harold was always fucking about like that!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
What a card!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Haha
I love that it has a purdy bow too.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The Word of God, as written by man, according to somebody?*!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I don't think many people are killing in the name of Satan, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'm pretty sure satanists are
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I thought he meant Christians killed people and branded them Satanists, which made it an ok murder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Yes I'm sure there are satanists killing in the name of Satan
But I stand by my original statement
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Never said they killed in the name of Satan
Satan ("The Devil") was a creation to help justify the existance of God. The acts of murder were in the name of the latter. Love thy Nietzsche
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It doesn't say that up there!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Read it to me again?
How are you seeing it? Must be an act of SATAN? or God?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# oooooh you cheeky minx
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Was Matthew or Luke
They took my words and rearranged them a little. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# He was often dipicted in the same form as Pan to fuck off the Pagans.
Hence the hooves and goat legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Satanists ARE christians whether they think so or not anyway, Satan IS a christian invention after all,
you can't be 'anti-christ' unless you believe in him in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Absolutely
But if they are killing anyone, they are not doing it in the name of God, but rather Satan, as my original statement suggests.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Pre-christian
Jews believe in satan too.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Satan, Lucifer and Beelzebub
are not necessarily the same figure unless you've been raised in Christian dogma. So far as I'm aware -- and as a self-important, pretty stupid prick, I may be very wrong -- Lucifer as we think of him is a Christian development. Beelzebub is adapted from Baal and so would be Old Testament but I've no idea whether his blending with the Prince of Hell would be Christian or not (well, probably, since Hell is also a product of Christian dogma), while Satan drank whisky and gambled with God in between bouts of walking the Earth and going up and down on it, whatever that's meant to mean, and is a bona fide Jewish character who isn't actually the great opponent and Lord of Darkness but is instead only as much of a cunt as God Himself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# satan is my master
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# He buys all my metallica records for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# \o/
I love him so much
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# God Created Lucifer; Lucifer became Satan
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *sings*
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!
while you've a Lucifer to light your fag
smile boys that's the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
#
uff yle
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# That makes more lyrical sense
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I can't believe we used to sing that at school :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# We used to sing
Autumn days when the grass is jewelled
and the silk inside a chestnut shell
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
All these things I love so well

So I mustn't forget
no I mustn't forget
To say a great big thank you
I mustn't forget
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# O_O
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Yep
Dirty planes can't get enough of it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hehe we used to sing this too.
also:
Gods love is like a circle
a circle big and round
and when you see this circle
no ending can be found

and so the love of jesus
goes on eternally
like a never ending circle
enclosing you and me

(also jubelate sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# We used to sing
"I am the Lord of the dance settee"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha yes
and cellotape and string to the king
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Lucifer loved God and refused to worship his creation man, so was cast out of heaven
god and man, what a bunch of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *puts her trust in God and Man!*
*god and man*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Didn't Lucifer try to overthrow God or something?
Or did I just make that up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# you just made that up
although it's no doubt written in the newer bibles, the ones with Miley Cyrus on the cover
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# So he didn't lead a group of angels against God?
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I think that was in Dogma
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Could be. I'm sure it was mentioned in Reaper too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Haha, excellent
"Religion for Dummies", I believe was the title?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Aye,
he attempted a coup. It were fucking mental! LOL! All demons were once angels ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# This is true of people too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# All people were once angels?
Nah, that's not true.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# You agree with me, but Happy Toast says I'm wrong...
I'm so confused :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# it depends which bed time story book, I mean bible you read
early ones simply say Lucifer refused to love man more than he loved god so was banished, later ones made him in to more of a god hater and then big horned monster to keep the idiots scared and money flowing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I think a lot of the lucifer story
that we know is taken from Paradise Lost, to be honest. Fuck knows where Milton found it. I think there's some material in the Apocrypha that lend support to it to, but in the Bible we know and love in Protestant and Catholic nations, Satan first appears in Job as God's poker-partner, gambling on whether they can fuck up the most holy man on Earth enough that he'll curse God's name.

God, eh? What a fucking pikey cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Our survey says no.
Genesis 3 you fool! The Garden of Eden? The Serpent?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Identification of the Serpent with Satan
is also a result of dogma. (That's dogma, not Dogma, the acclaimed Kevin Smith movie.) Point me anywhere in Genesis that says

"And the serpent, who was called Lucifer and was a heavenly body cast down from Heaven for refusing to worship Adam and inexplicably present in Eden -- and probably also in the right, since the mighty YAHWEH would later demand that no-one worship anyone but Himself which suggests he was a bit soft in the head, said to Eve, 'Go on, eat the fucking apple, bitch! By the way, I'm the king of Hell.' "
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# HERE, HERE!
The truth is in the Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Well that's the story.
Although, I don't remember reading that in the bible ever. I guess Kevin Smith just made it up for Reaper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# It's not Biblical
or at least I don't think it's in the Bible we use (whether Protestant or Anglican or Catholic). I don't remember the apocrypha well enough to say whether it's in any of the Orthodox Bibles or whatnot, but to be honest I doubt it. I think it's all a later development.

There's many things that aren't Biblical. You can even argue that the Trinity isn't Biblical -- there's a lot of Christians, generally orthodox, who don't believe that weird piece of doublethink and will happily argue, from a position of much more strength than me, that it's extra-Biblical and not even in the batshit-insane letters of Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Lucifer, and others tried to question and overthrow God, So God kicked them outa his crib..yo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# God and Lucifer helped create earth

Lucifer was dicking about with animal parts sticking them randomly together, thus the platipus.

God wasn't happy and kicked him out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I hope that's a joke, the Platypus hasn't made its way in to the bible surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# 'they' ripped out the platipus volumes of the bible :(
(is everything I say going to be taken serious now?...for fuck sake)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *worships the almighty Prodge*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# *stones to death*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# fucking trolls
V
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# So it's real??
Darwin was wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Darwin's theory doesn't disprove the existence of God, but rather weakens the story of Creationism
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Rather
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# it's got nothing to do with darwin

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Is everything everyone else says going to be taken serious now?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
#
"for fuck (sic) sake"

Which could be a nice drink in Japan, as a precursor to some sexy lovemaking involving sushi. Not redsushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# knowing the japanese
as i don't, "fuck sake" would probably be the expelled results of a creampie.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
"creampie"

So wrong, and yet so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# depending on them being humorless cunts or not

or copy paste trolling
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# The nut of ****er in the Swiss Alps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hey dude,
why is Satan and Fake before Challenge in the dictionary bible dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
Chal-lenger1
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Whatever dude,
it still confuses!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Because it was written by the same people who wrote/edited the bible
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yo Redsushi Dude
"Believe it and it will happen" That's how things roll in my dictionary! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I think you're missing a page
(57841, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *Red Dwarf LOLs*
Although I'm sure even Red Dwarf wasn't the first to make that joke :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# What about a quote from the Vatican?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# You're very kind
Do you know which book the quote actually refered to?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# The Da Vinci Code?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# yes indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Harry Potter
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Silly Q4
Mythology is not history
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Very true Joe! How silly of me
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Clearly not the work of God
ExistEnce
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] They are pretty tasty.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Urea?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Oh! It's a dream bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Dream Bar
The taste is a bit like those dreams where you wake up, then can't recall.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Hensons last project

Thought it'd be apt what with the 40th anniversary of Sesame street ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
I want to see this go into production!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# it did!
It was called Beverly Hills 91101 ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# This needs WAY more love
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# thank you Fanny!
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Roosevelt didn't have a passport!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha beautifully 'shopped.
for a moment there I thought they were making Roosevelt sit on the floor because of his disabled legs with Winston Churchill laughing at him and Stalin not being happy about sitting next to a disabled person :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)
# nice job!
click*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# TJ:
bnp.org.uk/wp-login.php

User name is admin01
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# password:
Killtheblacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Another TJ; on the subject of this compo
I posted this on links ages ago;

The Moon Landing Is Fake!!!!

Well worth a read in my opinion, such an eye opener :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# It is all true!
Anyone who doesn't believe is one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Can't do much without the password.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# you can
annoy the fuck out of them by getting word press to send new passwords
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# great shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# That's very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# this is a hoot
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)

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