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# it's just a misunderstanding, he hired them for putting practice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Squelch!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# IN THE HOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# What a putz . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# This is one of the best things ever
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
:DD
(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# something about a hole in one
and does he have woods?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# chippy shot?
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# He's playing "bitch and butt"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahahahaha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Oh I say!
So wrong so very very wrong. Yet so right. That's got to be it. That's why there's a UK gagging order on him so the "serious" papers don't have to print pictures. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Newspapers Serious Business :D
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Unique to the United Kingdom, apparently
if that makes any sense
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Luckily there are no international media which could transmit this news.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# That would be terrible if there were, wouldn't it?
wouldn't it?Truly terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Think of the children.
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Not you, Gadd.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# The media wouldn't be able to cope
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# its completely wrong
that I would want to smell that golf ball...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# There are nostril marks on your screen now, aren't there?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# nostril marks? there will be something smeary and sticky I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# if I say yes
will you still be my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I can assure you that my opinion of you will not change in the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# this does not thrill me
But I'll take it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Silly Scoop.
Screens don't smell of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# maybe his does :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Well....
it probably does now. ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Hey hey hey
I'm at work... though it does have a million little dots because I just sneezed.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Oh! Bless you!
sorry for maligning your work activities
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you smart arse
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's superb toasty!



(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha.....wow !
*makes finger-poppin'sound effect*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha,
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Ha...
'wood'

www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=20428
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# hahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# insleeve for my friends ep.

the quality is shit because i had to take a picture of it with my webcam :(
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Is "context clues" the name of your friend's band?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# It's always good . . . to keep something good up your sleeve . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# That's no moon


A Christmas offering

(Edit-- I thought of this later: "The forks, Luke, use the forks.")
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hehe it's a lovely buttered Brussel Sprout nom :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Is that some sort of interstellar sprout?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Abort mission!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Now witness the firepower of this fully boiled and seasoned battle sprout!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# It came from... behind!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I am altering the meal
Pray I don't alter it any further
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Makes me want to fart.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# The edible greenish planet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# We're too close!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Sorry
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# wow
someone actually got it?!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Not me...
I've been trying I really have. The closest I got was "Konnichiwa" (cone-nazi-wire) but I didn't think that made that much sense.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# It's good but it's not right

why am i doing this on a friday night?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Now it's right! Have one of these for your trouble:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Traffic-cone-barbed-wire-Nazi-inmate!
It all makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I hate cone nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Conan the Barb wire aryan?
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Well,
Cone and the Barbed Aryan

but close enough :D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Partial yay for me, then.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
#
Holy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Oh my word I think you're right.
That's very clever! much too clever for me
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# the old jokes are the best
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I can just about hear something crack from here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# b3tafied
sorry :(


ALL I SEE IS CDC!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I might have known.
*sigh* SOMEONE had to do it I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ...and with SUCH GRACE !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# sorry
(clut, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Iggle you downsy bastard, take your blanket and fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Am I alone in thinking that Lisa Kudrow is the sexiest of the Friend's girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Her character at least has a shred of personality
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Yes
She's a munter
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# You watch Friends?
Oh Mu. I thought you were so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# COCKARMS
b3ta has ruined my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# oh yes
more subversive sexual imagery than captain pugwash
(clut, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# We are all corrupted by the B3ta Hivemind and Queen Bee Rob :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I see CDCs in everything
it's inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# We see what He Who Should Not Be Named (although I already did) wants us to see!
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/namelessone.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# True, true, so true.
true so true.My friend told me she wants a Claddagh ring for Christmas but all I could picture in my fwuffy bunny mind was goatse. *shakes head sadly* There is no hope is there....


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# That Claddach rubbish is deeply uncool.
Goatse would be an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'm not going to suggest that to her though.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# We checked in Hope at the door of B3ta when we first dared to enter
"Abandon all hope ye who enters here! Please Read FAQ!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# That needs to be in the FAQ.
It does it really really does.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# There ought be a Flash intro to b3ta
with you knocking on the old oak doors and a Lurch character opening the doors and giving this foreboding warning and a little clip of "Your all Gay" It would be so cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# There certainly needs to be something like that!
And a free bucket of EyeBleach too. Just for the first few weeks/months/years/however-long-it-takes to become immune to the CDC and his pals.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# And a prior warning of possible Goatse, Tubgirl and 2girls1Cup type postings
"Click the link at your own peril!" *haha rickrolled*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# oh oh oh
and a link to I Love Horses. Disguised as something else of course.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hey thanks WB
I was struggling and now I know what I am going to get the Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# You're going to give Mrs Scoop
goatse?! My she's in for a bit of a surprise then.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# No no...
that would hurt. Tiffany silver ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Oooo!
Then Mrs Scoop is indeed a lucky lady. Mr Bunny buys me nice things but never jewellery. He says he's too afraid he will buy the wrong thing but quite frankly if it's from Tiffany how can it be wrong! unless they do claddagh rings in which case he would be right
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Meh...
I'm the lucky one.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Awwwww :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# This makes me nervous, somehow
but not as much as this:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# WTF is an Iggle Piggle, anyway?
They keep mentioning it on the Now Show.

And no, I can't be bothered to google it, I want someone to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# A downsy bastard with a blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Oh. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll be lonely this Christmas..
(barzo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# At least the slippers fit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Do you mean to say..
Those are epileptic slippers?
(barzo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I'm on it!
*gets EEG equipment*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Has his course been charted ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# oh yes!
north west passage or bust!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You mean you're just walking along when, suddenly you start tap dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I'm not surpised she left him
look at those fucking pyjamas!!
:D nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# He fell through the ceiling! Someone get a ladder!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# From the looks of it
It was an Auschwitz Christmas anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# what a lovely light shade!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Someone forgot to pay their gravity bill
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha, you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Humour dulls the pain
of realising one is out of biscuits.
I may have to make some kladdkaka to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# We have a box of Fox's Biscuits the King of Biscuit treats
You should rob a supermarket or something to gain biscuits for Christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *googles*
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh, can I have some?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Sure
If you can get over here before it all gets nyommed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *starts running*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# *gives up, wheezing*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Try the train,
it costs a bit more but is easier on the lungs.
By my calculations, if I start making the food now it should be about ready by the time you arrive.
*taunts evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'll send my cat over, pulling a little cat-cart.
Load her up and send her back, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Sounds good
I'll put a little bit of chicken in there too for the cat, just in case she's evolved sweet tastebuds.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# The price of Gravity is going up this Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Gravity is over-rated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# It always let's you down ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# 5 well earned points
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# -2 for "let's" though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# pedantic wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# + 5
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# It's just a stunt by fathers-for-justice
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Nice shoes
Is that the 'silent night beds' hippo? Has he hung himself because his duckling wife got fed up of giant hippo cock ripping her insides and left him to go with one of her own kind?

DeRIS:
petelyon.net/gallery/design/graphic/hipduck.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
By Jove sirrah! You are indeed right!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Bananas, in pyjamas
are hanging from the beams
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes! I knew it was reminding me of something :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# FAKE
no ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Mofaha, voice of reason.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha!
i'm glad i popped in for a mo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Have a click sir
because I chuckled. Mainly at 'bag of fleas and shit', however.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# AWW JEESUS
I giggled something fierce!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Careful, the shock might give the kid a heart attack
Then he'll need this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I can't even look at mofaha's
I just end up howling everytime...

Not that yours isn't hilarious. I'm just preventing myself from looking up at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Have some facts!
CPR has only a ~2% chance of restarting someone's heart, but performing it while waiting for an ambulance increases the chance a defibrillator will work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I'll take those odds over no treatment at all
They don't often tell us those odds in First Aid classes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# First aid classes was were where I heard them. It was only a three session course though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# On the other hand rescue breaths, if someone has only stopped breathing, have a very good chance of simulating their lungs into working.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# this is why the bums die
...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# What's really vexing is the way people do it on TV
saying "come on, come on" and giving up if the person doesn't fucking wake up. YOU DON'T GIVE UP! YOU KEEP IT UP TIL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE ARRIVES!

Bloody television.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# That's the point. They're not going to wake up, the goal is to keep them alive until the magic life machine arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# because...
only PAs, MDs and the correctly licensed EMTs can pronounce death...

Unless they have no head. Then it's just obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# What would mouth-to-mouth on a bodyless head sound like?
I suspect a flobbettyflobrassssp noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Oh.
So Mr Fluffy won't ever wake up ever again?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# No, CM... I am sorry to say he won't...
*anomine Padre, Sancto Sanctus*

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# 2 minutes of saying that works miracles
It often results in the person regaining full consciousness, staggering to their feet and just looking a bit tired just in time for the nice sunset over the battlefield or wherever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# then onto
ACTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# And of course the appropriate response here is
Arf!



And a click of course...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Now Timmy's gonna need a dip too !
Timmy from Lassie grown-up, golden boy looks a dead match for his show tune warbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahah
this is great.

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# EVERYTIME I READ IT!!!!
GAH! I only have one click to give...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha
cleeck
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Oh dear Lord.
I had to read that twice before I spotted the dog's actual name. That is hilarious and clickworthy indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!

Cleeck!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Can no one save him?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# only those
whose might in photoshop is powerful can...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The Anti-Christ(mas)


Have you not heard of that child who found where his presents were hidden, ran to the shops, and cried incessantly: "I am looking for Santa! I am looking for Santa!" As many of those who did not believe in Santa were standing together there, he excited considerable laughter. Have you lost him, then? said one. Did he get stuck up a chimney? said another. Or was his beard shaved off by mischievous elves? Have they staged a coup? Did Rudolf’s nose go critical ? Or has the north-pole melted? Thus they shouted and laughed. The child sprang into their midst and pierced them with his glances.

"Where has Santa gone?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to eat all the mince pies? Who gave us the pudding to soak up all the brandy? What did we do when we roofied Rudolf’s carrot? Who will deliver the presents? Who reads our letters? Our mum and dad? Isn’t Christmas a bit crap now? Socks, aftershave, heartburn and ennui, in all directions? Is there any magic left? Are we not tearing as through an infinite wrapping? Do we not feel the breeze from grandma's snores? It doesn’t even snow anymore, and they start bloody advertising in October. Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying Santa? Do we not smell anything yet of Santa's decomposition? Cola sponsored god analogues too decompose. Santa is dead. Santa remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the fattest and jolliest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? How much eggnog do we need to purify ourselves? What Seasonal Comedy Specials, what party games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become fat and jolly, and beardy, simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a fatter, beardier and jollier history than all history hitherto."

Here the child fell silent and again regarded his listeners; and they too were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his new bike to the ground, and it broke. "I have come too early," he said then; "my time has not come yet. The tremendous event is still on its way, still traveling - it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time, the light of the stars requires time, deeds require time even after they are done, before they can be seen and heard. This deed is still more distant from them than the distant stars - and yet they have done it themselves."

It has been further related that on that same day the child entered divers grottos and there sang a requiem. Led out and quietened, he is said to have retorted each time: "what are these grottos now if they are not the tombs and sepulchres of Santa?"

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche - The Anti-Christ(mas)
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I'm not reading that
Soz, it's Friday and I am lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I really cannot be bothered to read that after a couple of cans
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Who roofied Rudolf’s carrot ?
Aunt Tithesis !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
TL;DR
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Well round them back up again
They're causing a nuisance, barking and shitting all over the place.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# In a minute
Those ones are having such good fun giving each other piggyback rides.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Oh yes!
Look at them go!



(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# this is the entire song!
How ever did you find it?!?!?!?!

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# This is silly to the nth degree :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Words and Me don't get along.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I thought I had wandered into
/QOTW for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Animated Christmas Card of Truth is the Foochar!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Oh my god, it's like looking into a portal straight to christmas dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# The Alien Sprout invasion is regular
every Christmas they arrive and infiltrate your Christmas Dinner with their stink rays of doom!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Things just keep getting butter all the time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Real butter, or hydrogenated spread?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Real moo sticks . . . churn churn churn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Mu sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Hurry up and Trade Mark that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Mu sticks™
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Winner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Need to calm down?
Valinium™
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Better buy the bottle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# They be "Spreading"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Now I believe it . . . is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# But I LOVE Brussel Sprouts
cut in half, seared in garlic butter with some bacon...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Actually I do like Brussel Sprouts
but what you say... wow that sounds really nom!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# it is
oh god it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# In light of the recent Guardian article...


Click for bigger (121 kb)

(My first go at this "image editing" thing. Hope this works)
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# To be taken seriously it's important you post fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I don't understand this need for fingers
I do, however, enjoy this need for fingers. In a guilty, dirty kind of way.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# b3ta.com/fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Would you like a quick and stupid joke?
Hello, my baby,

Hello, my ragtime girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I had to repeat that
in my head

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
feeling stupid here, that took me way too long*

have a click




* I filenamed :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# nice, go punnage!

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I have a...trap?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
#
filename
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I have an Ackbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# So...
it WAS a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I have a ...bream?
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# FINGERS OR GET OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# what'll make you happy? stoat hands?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# !
*glee*
*profiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# This
is fantastic. FANTASTIC!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Just a character sketch. It's shaded in the dotty way I usually do but there's no scanner

To go with this sort of thing.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# this might help a little
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i do like your dotty shading
you character reminds me of something david foldvari might do.
nice
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# his online portfolio is quite interesting
thanks
edit/ I like your line drawings.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I want to see your fingers. Post your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Pardon?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# FINGERS MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# oh god thats hot
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Stoat. Cancer. Fingers. I'm three for three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I am perplexed.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I demand a stoat. I got a stoat. I shout about cancer and someone makes me a picture.
Now I get fingers. Three for three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# This is better. I can clearly see fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# How many fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Oh gosh so many fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# There are three fingers.
*presses button on electric shock device thingy*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Fingers are everywhere. I like to think about all the fingers that are everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Pointer, poker, picker and prodder.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# *measures*
your fingers are all about a centimeter longer than mine.
(assuming the pic is actual size anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# i have a really small screen
which makes both of you tiny-fingered freaks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Death has had an image makeover for the new millenium.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# That dude looks sketchy.
I really am very sorry. I've been like this all week.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
#
week my life
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# i tried drawing on a brasil nut
it looks like this:


(good evening "online artistic community")
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh fuck are we supposed to make art?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm sorry, it's a lovely nut drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ok, how about "creative"
either way i'm working b3ta into the personal statement on my uni application
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Are you sure you want to risk that?
What if whoever reads it stumbles into /talk or *lowers ears, hushed tones* /qotw?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Length?
One page CVs are desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'm sorry, I only repsond to zeltergeist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Well that's lucky because a response from anyone other than Mue would have upset me
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Touché
(Mu2, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I always (just now thinking about it) imagine your name to be some sort of engineering tool.
"Pass us a point 5 zeltergiset, will ya?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# 4000 characters
not really like a cv though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I was making a weak QOTW-related joke
And yeah, I remember the joys of the personal statement.

While I was trying to write mine a few years ago I stumbled across a few example, one of which was for philosophy. The person had done their entire personal statement as a dialogue between two dead philosophers about how suitable the candidate was. I threw up, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ah, sorry :)

good lord. guess its possible to put a bit to much focus on the "make sure you stand out" advise.
really hope my tutor will proof read any guff out of mine, but i can safely say its not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# You could always stand out
by making sure you remember the difference between the verb "to advise" and the noun "advice".

/Being a total cunt blog :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# don't worry
i'm not mentioning it by name.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Ugh, mine was too long and I had to cut most of it out :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# ART!?
YOU'RE CHEATING!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# YOU CHEAT ME!
FIX MY FUCKING DOOR! YOU CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Threadjack: Decided to pea roast this for the compo (and re-intro it to b3tards)

Bigga: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/xmascard-b3ta-adoration.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Oh god, at first glance I only saw beatie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# This is fake
theres no Pantseatflyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# wooo!
hail teh beattie!
(I helped save b3ta! sarah sarah sarah, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# My . . . what a steady hand you have my dear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# That's considerably detailed,
considering it's so small.
Did you use a teeny tiny pen?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# number 1 fineline
and a roatering pen.

will do another with just the roatering.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Once again, lovely work.
also lovely nails.
mmmmm
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# sad as it is
...i shopped some of the crud out from under them.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Isn't a nailbrush better for that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# that might scratch the computer screen
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# DISGUSTING, FILTHY URCHIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Rather nice, this
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Oh my! That is so beautiful.
Such detail and such loveliness. And that's an enlarged image the original must be exquisite.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# :)
you always say such nice things.
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Are you real? You're incredibly fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Bunnywuffle's insides are kittens and dandylions.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Yes. Yes they are.
I am real honest. I say things when I mean them and if they're mean I don't say them.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hello, I like your nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I was going to troll you then, but stopped myself.
I'm being good tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Troll me, fannywater.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No. I'm a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You're a smelly oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
€
   )
€
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# that's fantastic
I love it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You've got lovely fingers
And I bet you could do serious damage with those nails.

Nice drawing too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I can see your nuts
thats lovely. Now try it on a walnut
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Coo, veh nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Does the development team at Lego read B3TA? Shark, helicopter, skyline, diver?
I need this for Christmas.
But is it real?
(Darth Spin, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I find the lack of city disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Fake.
No bridge.

Woo!
(Jokel, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Not real. No bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yes it's real
TinEye it.
(P.S. board is not for stuff you've found)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I know for a fact that they do!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Jonathan Aitken


The Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Taste a little feeshy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee
Photobucket
(Lord Chode, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Alan Partridge in Jon Pertwee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Four calling girls
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Three French maids
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Two village bicycles
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# And a baby's arm holding an apple !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# A Third Reich Swizzle Stick!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# A fool proof plan . . . and an air tight alibi !
What do you want from life ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgjfi1DU1mQ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# A dream date in knee pants with Paul Williams !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# W.P.O.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# WE'RE GIVIN' THEM AWAY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# QUAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(The Tubes RAWK!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You got that right . . . I've seen'm many times !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# i just watched W.P.O.D. Live...and that was most enjoyable!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# And a parsnip in a pair of trousers
(twattybanjo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# one star fish :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Twoooooooooooooomb raider.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Two Turkish sluts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# The song suggests it was not an order, but rather a surprise romantic gift
If I got a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas, I'd be delighted and probably roast the partridge and (assuming the tree bears fruit) make a lovely pear sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# A rich white bitch in Beverly Hills?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Never mind about the partridge
who the fuck wants eight maids-a-milking?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# 8 maids milking...
..my prostate :P
(Lord Chode, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Ever seen the forearms on a milkmaid?
might change your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Bill Oddie in
a one piece swimsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# A hungry hunter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Swearing Postman Pat.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I've made another one of these wallpapers for my Nokia 5800


and I've tried to cram in everything I love about Xmas, tacky plastic things that flash in colours never found in nature, posh booze and lotsa prezzies, and make it as super lovely and fuzzy as poss!

I did leave out Xmas food tho as it's already lookin WAY too crowded!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# That's the spirits !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'm sure you could have crammed a sprout in there somewhere
As there is always room for a sprout.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Aye, but then you'd be asking why ONLY sprouts...
I tried to get a turkey leg in there but it just looked odd and out of place, so I decided to just leave out foods altogether.

Tho thinkin about it, a Toblerone could have crept in amongst the presents eh? Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Needs more sparkly bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I like your ace wallpapers
I still have the domo one on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I doubt I'll beat the loveliness of that one for a while,
I did do a Hal 9000 one I don't think I've posted on ere yet, you wannit?

*edit* easier just to post the link n let folks decide themselves: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/hal-9000-wallpaper.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA
SANTA!
REINDEER! REINDEER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# revisiting old haunts :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# He'll get all piss on his feet :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# That bulldog makes me feel guilty for watching him splash !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# nice tag...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# discreet :):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# sloppy puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I wouldn't like to be the cleaner there.
That would be a neverending job!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahahaha, classic elvis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hehehehe:D
(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(doyle789, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# "you FORGOT?"
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# ........................and you are?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Since this is your first message on the board
we have a lotta catching up to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I am your father Luke . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I know what you've got for Christmas, Luke...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# It's no longer a deep dark secret . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# The public toilets at Clapham.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nice first post!
Woo and welcome. Now make more please!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Phone app gone bad . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# She's very angry at her phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# She just got the bill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Can I be Bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'll be Ernest with you . . . yes you can !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# can we just be Frank with each other?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Justin time for the holidays !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# can we just use franks on each other?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Must be a bad connection . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha, woooo
That sets me up for the christmas spirit.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Deck the halls . . .
fa la la la la . . . la la la la ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# And a very merry everyone!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Nothing but the best . . . and later for the rest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Leave that future whore alone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# She deserves a break . . . and in this case it was the time space continuum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# ...after the "beer goggles" wear off!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# All will be revealed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)

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