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Oh hai all!

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Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)

Hai big bird!

Hai Ninj!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)

Hai Meth

Merry Christmas!! :)

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Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)

One of them cunts that takes their heads off at the end of Labyrinth FACT.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)

End?

The Fire Gang is half way through!

/bought Mrs Nobody Labyrinth blu-ray for Christmas blog

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)

It was near the end last time I watched it. Before she bites the peach thing, right?

Nearer the end than the beginning, then.

The helping hands bit is the best bit though, regardless of any of this.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)

helping hands are brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)

had to google that...

/never seen Labyrinth blog.
Even though it has the gorgeous Ms Connelly in it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)

What? Never?!

I think she's only fifteen in it, though. The way I'll get round this when questioned by the police is by saying that I was only nine when Labyrinth came out.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)

Ooooh

That's thoroughly Spiffing! Hello there :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)

Howdo!

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Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)

BIG BIRD DEAD AHEAD!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)

Big Bird's dead?

*sobs uncontrollably*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)

Bloody sick of hearing about Michael Jackson, so...

Yeah, king of pop, great music until the late 80s, yadda yadda yadda, enough already. Merry Christmess everybodies!

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)

well my package finally turned up

you utter fucking cunts, cheers for fucking up my mum's christmas present, I hope Santa shits in your stockings

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)

Would you like a hug?

It might cheer you up a little.

No mistletoe, I promise.

b3ta.com/board/9847414

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)

It's broken?!?!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)

The Bastards!

Did they break it?

If you paid for it on a CC, dispute the payment straight away! Breach of contract, innit?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)

This sounds like my current experience with Dell and Walsh Western...

Proves the worth of Royal Mail...

EDIT: Having read all the posts on your thread below this really does sound EXACTLY like Dell and Walsh Western... I've racked up £15 of phone bill just trying to speak to someone, only to be told that even though they've lost my laptop, I can't cancel the order... :|

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)

I ordered something online that took eight days to arrive

...from Martlesham, 4 miles away.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)

are you from ipswich ?

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)

Good tagging.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)

this^^

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)

shit music

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)

Michael who?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)

have a pea

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Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)

Rapid delurking brought about by Chorizowagon's thing down there v

Hippy Xmas b3ta :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)

That bear is so pissed off.

I reckon the anime dude like, farted in it's face or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)

He is indeed a grumpy bear...

No idea where I got him - I think he was a 'here you go b3ta do something with this' post ages ago.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)

Grumpy Bear would be a great name

For a darkcore thrash band.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)

That's exactly what it looks like where I live

very Christmassy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)

Is he running from the bear or the old man with shopping? Both are scary in equal ammounts.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)

He's running from the bear.

Henry (for 'tis he) is just there. Always. Just. There...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)

Well it's lovely

So here's a picture of some old bangers for you.

I personally like the saggy man boob on the one on the left.

[edit click on the picture you know you want to :D]

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)

:D Cheers!

Right! Roads have de-frozen. Panic chrimbo shopping tiem!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)

GO GO GO!

Do some festive shoving whilst you're there.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)

you've been away too long!

That's Henry!!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)

Oo0ops

I didn't realise there'd been an addition to the b3ta family. Apologies Henry.

Also I thought you meant the bear was Henry - does he have a name too or just the old fella?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)

Ah man don't get me started I really have to run!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)

Oh no!

What have I started!?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)

Oh, yes. Annoyed many folk far and wide, he has.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)

STOPPIT! :)

/gone

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)

really?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)

Your powers are weak old man

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)

One of my faves.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)

We really need a database of the b3ta meme family

I have been trying to find good source pics of them to hang on a Christmas tree but it's hard work when you don't even know their names (for instance today I learned this ol' geezer is called Henry).

Preferably a pictorial database with the meme isolated on a white background. Then I won't need to spend ages cutting them out.

Anyone up for the challenge please?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)

You mean here?

www.b3takit.co.uk/

(bdm should really be doing some work on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)

YES!

That's exactly what I mean!
LOL how much of a doughnut am I for not knowing that even existed?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)

Modified Henry

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tubaman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)

A yak, ak ak ak...

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Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)

Oh yes, yes indeed....

:)
And a glistening Winterval to you, good sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)

Hi JP!!

I 'gazzed' thee tuther day, you well matey? :)

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Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)

Hence my best wishes above, my good man

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)

Bless you!

Have a good one sir! :D

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Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)

Last day of Saturnalia!

If you haven't switched roles with your boss, now is the time.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)

Good god, no - it's not a rule, is it????

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)

But I am my boss.

So how does that work then?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)

Ooo, top form : )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)

Good stuff sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ooh, sneeky name change :)

Mornin' Bilbo!

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Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)

Morning Squier

Demob happy here

we're putting on a lunchtime buffet today as we finish until the 4th!

got to nip out and bank a cheque and pick up a new petrol cap tyhough

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)

Nice!!

But maybe requires CDC fwapping?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)

Spiffing stuff!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)

This gives me teh fear.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)

Nice!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)

Obviously a Fake.

de-risification here

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)

hahaha

can you imagine if he'd set that shot up and the shark got in? it'd have ruined his photo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)

ning!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)

ker-ning

I am not in the office today, but I do have a 214 page document in Portuguese to format

bloody Framemaker

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)

oh dear

I have 4 portrait images to mask out and put onto coloured backgrounds

and there's a rumour we might finish at lunchtime

I had to buy a new petrol cap for my car today - as I drove off from the petrol station with the flap open and the cap perched ontop of my spoiler

:(

8 friggin ninety nine!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ooops

I did that once, and reversed over the cap, was my parents car at the time they weren't too pleased.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)

At least you didn't get your tank wrecked

You know the drill

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)

Hehe

I read that as Wank Trecked for a second there.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)

you and your spoonerisms that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)

Stick the master disc in the drive

Right-click, Format, confirm.

Sorted.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)

Gah.

I have a paper to submit tonight and I just realised I haven't sent it to one of the co-authors...
It's taking all my time to do piffling little changes to the formatting as well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)

Sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)

Mr Jpeg!

How goes it this morning? \
Not too artefacty I hope?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)

Compressed like a good 'un!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)

Hey!

Save it for the experts group

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)

Mighty N!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)

hello Grunty sir

how is that Birmingham?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)

*checks outside*

Yep, still there. We haven't found a cure yet....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)

Yes there is!

Moving to Bristol _{(like I've just done)}

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)

Yes.

No bidge.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)

or indeed a Bridge

;-)

How are you Mr Cre?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)

Oh. Heh.

I'm alright. Was a bit snowed in for the last three days. Only got anywhere on foot.

Yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm gearing up for an epic cross-country journey this afternoon.

Just hope the trains are vaguely functional.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)

I'm going to go up to Headingley

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)

Is the cricket on?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)

Vaguely functional trains is the best we can hope for these days.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)

this is a Fake. :D

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)

Win.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)

AMAZINGS!

Here have some festive snowballs as a reward.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)

bindun??

'ning everybody!

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)

Ooof

Cheese and tomato in one.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)

Ewwww....

Also - Hello You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)

Bonjourno sailor

I'm testing out new greeting combinations from a random generator - how are you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)

Rockin' along, ta

All well with yourself?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)

YAR!

All is ship shaped and Bristol fashion.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)

Oof!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)

1 of my kids just said come out and look at the funny clouds

It's been mid 40s today - then I checked the weather radar, ex-tropical cyclone Laurence heading our way

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)

Good luck with that

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)

yes Good luck with that :DD

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)

Santa's done a big jizz on Australia

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)

Are you in NT?

Yep it has been hot today

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)

mid north SA

fuckin humid too, which we don't normally get

maybe there is something in all this global warming crap

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)

aye

it's balmy here in Berkshire

/3 miles in 30 mins blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)

Crikey

Baton down your hatches time!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)

:D Silly Antipodean, clouds can't hurt you!

May not have the slightest idea of what a tropical cyclone is...and considers a stiff breeze to the worst nature can throw at us. Good luck!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)

typhoon, hurricane etc

they call them different names in different regions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_cyclone

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)

Eep.

Are you sure that's not the freaky sky from the remake of War of the Worlds? If lots of lightning strikes in one place you're in big trouble.

Seriously that looks both awesome and scary in one cloudy sky.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)

Ooh, what fun!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)

So thats how he gets down the narrow chimneys!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)

cnuts

not overly funny, just massively cathartic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)

Abso-bloody-lutely!

Edit: Right, I really am going for a kip. Nobody post anything awesome until I get back!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)

Snooze as fast as you can!

and hurry back :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)

Quick everybody post something hilarious!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)

I think this can be labeled at every delivery company (especially royal mail)

I live in my own house, yet I had to have all my Christmas mail sent to my bloody parents place as postie decided it would be better to leave hundreds of pounds worth of good on my doorstep rather than leave me a card. My house is on a bloody main road where god knows how many people walk past! THANKS ROYAL MAIL

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)

While you were out, we:

Left this package from Amazon - whicj is probably books - out on your doorstep - in the pouring rain

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)

royal mail are fucking godlike in comparison

they will leave things with neighbours, simply return the parcel to the office where you can collect it, or if its a nice day, leave it tucked away nicely out of site by your back door (obviously only works if in a neighbourhood unlikely to rifle through your stuff).
DHL have been fucking me around since last Thursday, I could have driven to the place sending me the thing 4 times by now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)

Our Postie is brilliant

We've got him a Christmas Present and card

He knows to leave things in the Recycle bin (dry CLEAN and saFE) or round the back under cover

we get interesting notes about it's location

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)

exactly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)

morning toasty

I liked your christmas card the other day.

I'm getting into the festive spirit by listening to ACDC

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)

I know for a fact that's what the reindeers listen to when warming up for the journey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)

Blimey - you're on the ball

Rudolph likes a bit of Black Ice - but Blitzen's more into Highway to Hell

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)

I hear Prancer's into power ballads

Especially bright eyes.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)

nanananananana

An-gus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)

go'n tell y'a story...

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)

The last 5 things I had delivered were worth over £40 each, they were sat in nice O HAI IM A GAME LOL obvious packaging, yet they were just propped against my door JUST OFF THE BLOODY STREET. Would ut have been that hard to put them behind my plant pots beside the friggin door?! Or better still, take them back, I have NO problem with going to collect things.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)

but they weren't nicked?

and you didn't have to go off to the sorting office?

sounds like it turned out alright ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)

shhhh

Its the principle! I didnt want to chance it this time :P

But yeah they wern't knicked so i guess i've got sod all to complain about really

/moaning because i'm british blog

Have a good crimbo by the way, finished Uncharted 2 yet? Its epic :D

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)

repeatedly :)

got all the treasure and only a couple of medals left to get

tranquiliser and hanging grenades I think :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)

Awesome

Crushing was the most fun i've had in a game for a loooong time :)

God i love the steel fist! have to do some co-op some time, its utterly fantastic!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)

me and my mate play the survival games regularly

are you on my friends list? if you're about we should have a game
(HappyToast PSN obviously)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)

do you need to share Toasty?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)

politely enquiring, then politely complaining and then shouting hasn't helped

so yes, b3ta spleen venting seemed the logical next step

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)

it's the first step

I expect their call centre is staffed with hundreds of incredibly bored people who really don't give a shit about anyone

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)

Howdy stranger

Long time no see - hope you're well and all that :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)

Howdy stranger

Long time no see - hope you're well and all that :P

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)

Hey Sausage

I had to pop off for a while. I am well - just off to get our Chrimbo Turkey from old Mr Miggin's poultrie and meate shoppe (aka Morrisons)

How the devil are you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)

Spiffing ta!

Last day in the office = b3ta and Montana chocolate bars.

All crimboed up?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)

Tear 'em a new one

Via the web :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)

Ha!

My postie is very good, I tipped him £10 this year (put it inside a christmas card), thanked him for his efforts and shook his hand, he was quite choaked up.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)

Also: want to be run over by our kamikaze drivers?

DHL and Citylink must have the tightest delivery targets as they drive like utter nutjobs

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)

This really pisses me off.

Why can't people just send stuff by Royal Fail? At least you can go get the fucking thing yourself.

Luckily, yesterday, I was in my house for about 30 minutes at lunchtime when a package was re-delivered for the third time. Luckily, the stars aligned and I was able to sign for it.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)

we, too, are waiting for DHL to deliver something. Thankful not Christmas related.

too are waiting for DHL to deliver something. Thankful not Christmas related.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)

hahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)

Howdy... quick morning fun time challenge thinger for you all

Just a quick doodle I did while avoiding spreadsheets at work - Please feel free to make him run away from things with your superior photoshopping skills, could be a boulder a-la Indiana Jones, or even a Giant salivating badger, your call... but whatever you do enjoy!! :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)

^_^

KEKEKEKEKEKE

(sorry, it's very good!)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)

-____-

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)

Quick doodle?!

I could take a years worth of art classes and still not draw anything as good!

*files for shoppery after my nap*

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Joliet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)

Thanking you muchly like

*fluffs duvet for nap time*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)

morning sausage

have you finitoed for christimas?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)

Nopes

I'm still in le office boo!

I do have a sausage related picture to post though... just got to work out my photobucket password (its not worth a new thread) *squeezes*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)

use b3tards - m'dear

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)

But I want all my old images back first....

So I may as well carry on using it for now :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)

Yayyyyy STOATS!

And angry ones too... here have a sausage picture

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)

wow! That's a mighty Chorizo

Now where's its Wagon?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)

Parked in my office car park

They don't handle so well in the snow though, these old bangers (ARF)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)

who wouldn't be happy with such a big one?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)

It's not the size of the sausage...

...it's the size of the jar of mustard you have to dip it in.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)

...

WaDa Wa Waaaa
(Grange Hill music)

(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)

holy moly!

if it ain't the lovely Chorizowagon!

it's been one hell of a b3ta haitus; welcome back!
pull up a kitten, etc... ;)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)

:O!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)

Haha

Amazing!! Sorry Freebs but this one is winning so far. Here have a Cutethullu as a reward

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)

:O!

My first christmas present :D

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)

Bwahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)

hello missus!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)

Hiya Toastastic

How do?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)

late entry

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Excellent. Here have a perturbed whale for your efforts!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)

top drawer!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)

I'm not entirely sure its mine...

I coloured it in, but I think it might be Bloops from ages ago!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)

Nice drawing

and hello miss

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)

Hallo hallo

Thankees!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)

voodoo chile

(flodge looking like a fool with his pants on the ground, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)

Ice to see you, to see you, ice

I don't get this

mind the seams

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)

Looks like he's about to go all Michael Flatley!

Nicely!

Good ning all! Spent too long in Baker Street Weatherspoons last night. I am mighty tired today. May have a kip.

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Joliet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)

That really big one?

I hate that place!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)

Yep. It had really dim lighting in there last night and lots of noisy buggers

But the beer and food it cheap. They actually cooked the beardedwife's steak really well. I was impressed.

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Joliet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)

Foxy.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)

Seamhorse thread below dude ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)

When a proper attempt turns to seam horses...

The board is dead! Long live the board!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:35, archived)

well i like it :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)

Well thankyou!

- Oh and christmassy Good mornings All :D!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)

and a merrily happy christmas eve eve to you

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)

Yay for New Board™

Which will soon prove to be unpopular and revert back to Board Original™.

My four-year-old saw the last seam horse extravaganza and loved it so much that when we were in Ikea yesterday, she rearranged al the animal puzzles so they didn't match and came over to tell us she'd made them all into seam horses...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)

Catch em young!

She wants my little Seam horses for christmas? :D

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:40, archived)

Fuck yeah! Seam horses are the shit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:58, archived)

fuck

fuck

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I forgot I had a special christmas one :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)

Christmas you say? :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)

I do not remember making this at all.

Click for bigger.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)

Its good, but its not right!

More seamhorses! :P

imsa gonna go make one :D!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)

OK.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)

My first Seam horse :D!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)

ARGH

It's on fire, that turtle's fucked!

Nings

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)

FUCK yeah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)

That looks merciless

I've just finished writing a "12 days of b3tamas". Anyone wanna read it?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:57, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)

The Twelve Days of B3tamas

On the 12th day of B3tamas
Rob Manuel gave to me

Twelve Happytoast FPs
Eleven skillets spanging
Ten kittens mewing
Nine thread deleters
Eight sharks a-leaping
Seven nawty steppings
Six QOTWers fibbing
Five L-Plates!
Four squirrels with tits,
Three animashes,
Two of Smash Monkey's
AND I'M BRIAN BLESSED

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)

What she said, but witth more

.o. .o- -o/ \o/ \o- -o. .o. .o- -o/ \o/ \o- -o. .o. .o- -o/ \o/ \o- -o. .o. .o- -o/ \o/ \o- -o. .o. .o- -o/ \o/ \o- -o. .o.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

Hooray!

:D this FTW

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen we have our next compo right here!

Official or unofficial this deserves it. Yes it does.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)

I like the scuba horse

morning all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)

Why is it always brilliant in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:58, archived)

Hello World!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)

Morning Meds

hahah

that was an autocomplete!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)

Lully!

Nings :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)

seasoned gretings

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)

I sher hope u havd a nise berfdday, jensus.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)

Happee birfday jeesuns

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)

never snort the devil's coke if he has an erection

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)

I've got that on a tea towel

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zoldergoose, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)

a whole lot of devil jizz

if it's from the devil, it's free

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)

Wait so we've been doing Christmas 2 days late all this time?

Bummer

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zoldergoose, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)

a Budweiser and a blunt

happy tiems

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 4:04, archived)

Jesus needs to donate so he gets a candle on his birthday

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 4:39, archived)

He'd do it for the icon alone.

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Grampa, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 5:07, archived)

I just can't get

"Happy Birthday Jesus, Jesus it's your birthday..." out of my head. You know from The Simpsons' Michael Jackson episode: "Happy Birthday Lisa..."

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 5:26, archived)

Ooooo....... Not sure which one to reply with so have them both!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 7:29, archived)

GO SHORTY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:30, archived)

He might be alright, but I'd watch out for his dad...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)

this is brilliant :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:41, archived)

Excuse the bad pun!

(thefwf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)

Ahahaha!

Edit: But I only see 3.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)

Was suprisingly hard to find pics of hands!

(thefwf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)

try here

goatse.fr/

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)

Do you have to subscribe to see the other 27? Because I would totally subscribe.

This is SEXY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)

spangs etc

can i have 30 minutes with rachel ray, please. i'd give her a hot meal.
but not this:

and with that edit, g'night b3ta!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:46, archived)

got the hots for the pudge pot eh?

me too...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)

The real reason for the 30 minute meals.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)

I hope that everyone reading this dies soon.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 6:11, archived)

Working on it

Got any more alcohol?

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 6:42, archived)

THIS IS WHAT YOUR BEST OF FRIENDS WANTS TO HAPPEN

DEATHCHRISTMAS THE MOVIE IS BASED ON US.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 6:51, archived)

You're a Jehovah's Witness. Sorry 'bout the misunderstanding.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 7:00, archived)

Anyway

at the risk of talking to myself, I have to go.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 7:02, archived)

Ok then

I'm not a jeho by the way. I just think it's best for everyone.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 7:06, archived)

I've done that one before! Top shelf!

www.bragster.com/brags/321124-entry-for-upload-the-funniest-photo-youve-ever-taken

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)

haha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)

Mr turd, I thought you might like this

www.b3ta.com/board/9847285
and sorry about linking here.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)

yes

i had just found that, top hole :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)

But it doesn't matter one way or the other right?

Cos we have to think about and change the way we have used and abused the planetary resources / eco systems etc.

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)

can't change the past.

and the future will sort itself out

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)

Um... I, personally, love being lied to so you're right.

Yup, we should all just carry on and pretend it doesn't matter. Look! puppies!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)

Now with added clunge
Possibly nsfw if your boss doesn't like poorly drawn cartoon nudity.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)

golly

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)

OH FUCK YEAH

It's the best christmas present ever!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)

As soon as I get some free time I will do a sexy picture of Mu to say thank you.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:43, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)

Mu always wears cowboy boots. Remember that.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:15, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)

yay for clunge

and JCB wheel nuts!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)

nice :D

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)

Top arts!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)

Pfft, it's a crude drawing of tits and mimsy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)

your turner prize awaits

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)

Sorry. Typo, I meant

Top parts!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 4:19, archived)

hahahaha
hohoho

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)

Quickie!

(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)

popup.lala.com/popup/360569449467761076

EDIT: those of you running firefox, middle-click this link 3 times, it sounds awesome

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)

Oh fuck. Cool.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:07, archived)

In the US the mail may not go on strike but they aren't much better

Click for bigger (189 kb)

I sell on ebay and ship constantly from my house since they recently closed my local post office. It costs more to print your own shipping labels online than it does to mail through the post office. I'm basically doing their job for them and they charge me extra to do it. I also had to buy an expensive postal scale and am constantly buying new ink cartridges. I always follow the postal rules no matter how dumb they are and I still got a complaint letter from the mailman. This is said complaint and my response. Enjoy.

(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)

This is excellent

And very tastefully done, although I had been looking forward to seeing some Christine Bleakley clunge.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)

I wasn't in the mood for pornography.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)

Also, why does she have a beard?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)

Because I missed out the neck and it's her hair.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)

She grew it to help fend off Chiles' advances. It didn't stop him though.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)

:( But you did Hitler porn

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)

Things a man never says.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)

Yes your bum does look big in that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)

What makes you think I'm a guy?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)

Mu rhymes with dude.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)

Damn, you saw right through my deception.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)

Silly Moomoo, you have a boywilly.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)

I'm a girl though.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:20, archived)

on the internets, everyone is a sexay sexay girl

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9418083

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)

I've seen Christine Bleakleys tits

*tru fax*

well..... ok... strictly speaking they were covered by a shirt, but it was very thin. and it was very cold. and JCB wheel nuts come to mind.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)

Photos please.

Although don't let Mu see them, he doesn't like porn.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)

erm....

Mu.. don't click this

www.junction34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/christina_bleakley_topless.jpg

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)

^ look above.

Looks like I got the norks about the right size too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)

you did an all...

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)

Mmmmmm

tits

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)

toucan play at that game?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)

Yes, it's a game for two or more players.

You take it in turns to People's Elbow Adrian Chiles in the face and whoever makes Christine Bleakley cum first wins.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)

what? reading? On an image board? READING? I Can't read

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)

Oh you and the postman are leaving eachother love letters

How sweet.

I hope it all works out for you bro

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)

Letterbox gloryhole.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)

"Here's your package"

etc....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)

Ohhh ffs.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)

Christmas is ruined :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)

again?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)

Christmas is ruined :(

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)

but, shirley?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)

Christmas is ruined :(

And don't call me shirley.

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)

fuck it, I shall post this here

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)

*resists urge to make 4 fingers/pussy-based joke*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)

haha

I was disturbed to find Cheetara porn on searching for the Kit and Kat image.

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)

disturbed

or aroused?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)

maybe disturbed by my arousal

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)

never be disturbed by your arousal

unless it has been caused by john mccririck or children. then you should hand yourself over to the authorities.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)

john mccrirrick's children *shudders*

talking bollocks at eleven months, shaving at age seven...
*shudders again*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)

i don't like thinking of his children

if you do, you have to accept that he's had sex with a woman

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)

shuddup

they're adopted. you're a woman, would you?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)

never

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)

g'night :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)

does this mean I can get the horn over Shadrach from emmerdale

and be at peace with myself?

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)

yes it does

although you may want to keep that little nugget of information to yourself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)

fuck it, i'm off to bed.

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)

Idea for one of those stupid ads for phone sex -

Shadrach wearing christmas hat in a tin bath covered in grated parmesan cheese by the fire waving a mobile phone sensually " Ohhhh text me ". Camera pans from all angles. TV screen then cracks....
Edit night !

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)

people to never piss off:

1) the cook
2) the boss
3) the mailman

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)

True.

I'd hurridly take that notice down and replace it with just 'thanks'. Either that or find all of your mail in the river or something...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)

very much this

*speaking as an ex-mailman*

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)

O.O

oh shit! I apologize for ANYTHING bad I may have ever said about postal workers on this board.

Please don't hurt me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)

half the guys I worked with were cunts

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)

your mailman is a cunt. tell him so.

do you sell enough to need a courier - UPS/fedex? if not, just call him a cunt again. ;)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)

yes, fnd a company that wants your business and doesn't want to piss you off

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)

Post offices and postal services, world wide, are shit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)

Check the next package he delivers.

He prolly shit in it...special delivery.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)

that would give a whole new meaning to 'steamy romance novels' wouldn't it?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)

"steaming romance novels"

ew...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)

'ew...' ???

YOU'RE the one who mentioned taking a dump in a box :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)

by Dame Barbara Fartland?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)

I hope you kickwrap your packages

'nuff said

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)

Transformers

robots in disguise

nigh nigh b3ta!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)

Splendiferous!

I am happy because of that

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)

This is awesome, buddy.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)

hey thank you!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)

'tis a bit good :)

(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)

your talent shames and arouses and then shames me

nighty night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)

nice!

you can has click

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)

This deserves more love!

it's ace!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)

Fucking hell yes.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)

The breakfast of many this Christmas

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)

YUM

Nicely done.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

how much?

do you accept brass buttons?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)

Nice

Have a choccie bar to match

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)

Top!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)

tastier than what I've been eating since last year...

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Conman the Barbarian, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)

seasons greetings

not been around recently, have i missed much?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)

pff!

and a fine winter solstice to you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

MERRY FESTIVE HOLIDAY

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

cheers fella!

(but the typo in your sig is bugging me)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

Better?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

almost

( aren't )

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)

call me a cunt, but it needs a comma after 'out', and end with a question mark.
sorry

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

No, I've already done enough

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)

hahaha

fairy snuff.
:)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)

*bad memories resumed*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)

Cheers Mu, I am allergic to envelopes you insensitive fuck :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

Envelope thread.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)

haha I can't be bothered to find my david icke.... or was it al gore picture

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

i have an al gore picture

but not many people like it...
aha:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)

Al Gore did a fuck inside a hat and now he's in prison.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)

i realy hope that's true

it sounds like it could be

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)

heh

he looks so young there

all the stressing about the environment has aged him

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)

don't worry

he's got all those carbon trading scam I mean scheme to look forward to immense profita.. I mean saving the planet.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)

Here's my take on that

it has been laying around here for a while.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)

thank fuck! i was beginning to think it was just me

*bins tinfoil hat*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)

you don't need the hat

he's a fucking fraud.

jesus, did america actually get THE RIGHT president!

we're all doomed.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:02, archived)

Fuck!

I hadn't thought of that.

Fuck!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 4:16, archived)

arf!

adolph's squeezing out a yule log

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

Have a nice End of December, bro.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

Christmas is ruined :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)

You know what, Nick.

Christmas is ruined so bad.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

yes

it should be renamed 'ker-chingmas'

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)

Im getting some jeans and a jumper

It's not all bad.

Im also watching some skis on ebay but some cunt has already bid on them.
There's still 3 and a half days left ffs!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

Hey that's pretty cool.

Maybe only half ruined then, yeah? Yeah. Half ruined.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)

Yeah everyone loves clothes when you get older

Socks would be awesome right now
As well as some new boxers.
I can't be bothered buying them.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)

new underwear?

that's mum you're thinking of, not santa

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)

Same difference

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)

i'm getting an iron

a fucking IRON.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)

uh-oh

even i know better than to buy domestic appliances for my other half...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)

hahahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)

it's off my mum

she put a note on it saying "take the hint"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)

send it back, with all your laundry.

don't forget to include the note :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)

i'm sending it back anyway

it's broken! still, she's also got me a bike, a wallet, some clothes, a bottle of booze and the alien quadrilogy :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)

broken?

maybe you need to heat it up by the fire beforehand?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)

it cost £4 from asda

it's a piece of shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)

Good.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

Hey HEY.

Less of that, okay? Very upsetting.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)

No, I don't get christmas this year so why should anyone else?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)

You can share mine :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)

Thank you :) Merry Christmas Tiny Ttssattsr!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

I'm a caterpillar. Caterpillars like to share Christmas.

Drr drr drr drrrr drr drr drrr.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'm a fatterpillar

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)

Wheeeee!

Lookit him go!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

You know what noise he's making?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)

Drr drr drr drrrr drr drr drrr?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)

why not?

Been a bad little boy?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

Yes but it's not because of that, someone just decided that I should work over Christmas and New Years. Cunts.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)

*waits for 'i'm self employed' punchline*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

That would be me, Ted.

Ted.But I'm giving myself two days off this year. I'm a kind and generous boss to myself.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

me2

but i'm off for two whole weeks. :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

A very happy hatty cultday to you too.

We've been up to the same old song and dance.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)

Happy Happy . . . you might have missed the robo dance off . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

seems i have...

i would have enjoyed sucking at that...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

Here is my card from a few years ago

not too many sauce pics!

and more info: culturalvision.net/html/merry_mithras.html

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tubaman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

The trouble is...

(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)

Hmm

Reminds me of a favourite Viz top tip:

'People who don't like eating breakfast: Sit on your cornflakes until they go numb. Then it will feel like someone else is eating them'

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)

cornflakes are for wankes

because kellogg thought they stopped masturbation, the nutjob.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)

what is this nonsense?

crunchy nuts are far superior

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)

you wouldn't have crunchy nuts if you used the ointment

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

this i would agree with

but weetabix are 100% win

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

No. Cinnamon Grahams.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

who the fuck is graham?

and put the cinnamon back on the egg custard where it belongs

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

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