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# Unnecessary censorship


No?

(It's under the Movies category)

Sorry!! I'm trying to figure this out right now re file size
Yay! I gots it
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Good find bro.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# 502,544 bytes ???


edit: 270k now... try for under 100k like the FAQ says.
edit2: Use save for web and under the widget by presets is the "optimize to file size" menu.
edit3: Yay!!!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# edit4: cupcakes!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:14, archived)
# so what am I looking at here?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# the word willy in free willy is censored
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# ah yes I see it now, previously I could only see blobs on my screen
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# wANKy
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# people would pay $18 to own that shit?
they deserve enslavement, not censoring.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I vote for Postbear
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# elections are banned in my elitist meritocracy.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Hear here!
Mandatory collars too, with spikes... on the inside!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:20, archived)
# I'm already wearing one.
Postbear told me it was fashionable.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:51, archived)
# don't take fashion tips from me. i wear slippers.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Oh shit
I have to be honest here, I don't own a pair because I think they're too lame for words, but I always end up stealing my wife's and treading the backs down.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# haha.
i had to buy some as i can't do all my exercises in sox or i could slip and fuck up my knee.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:29, archived)
# I have a pair in a cupboard somewhere
mainly because I went to a costume party a few years ago where the theme was "wear something slippery".
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:31, archived)
# I have a stick in a cupboard somewhere...
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 5:44, archived)
# technically
this is what /links is for.. you didnt make it just want to show it to people. and for size requirements check the faq please, cheers
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Willy
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
# And, of course
the best part is that it is clearly visible on the box covers.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Show us yer fanny
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# off to hull
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:41, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! HA!
/has lifetime multipass
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:44, archived)
# roll me a cigarette, princess randian.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Her name is Bob
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Consuelo?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I'll not revisit my comment
about the special logo for 2012.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Boxing Helena was such a sexy porno
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:14, archived)
# ...but then I LOL'ed
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# but first you were like...
haha! oh internet, how i love you so.

;)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# how could i 'but first' after i 'but then'
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:18, archived)
# preemption after the fact
IE: Bush doctrine

politiclols!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Here, this should comply with Internet Meme Preservation Guidelines - chapter 6, paragraph 13?...
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Correct to form.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)
# you be hatin' on the womans, bro
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# also


I mean, there are always memes to be had.

Edit: Chapter 14 para 666
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# OH HAI ALIEN
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# spit ftw
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:20, archived)
# that was my favorite part
actually, mucous membranes gross me out more than lubed goatse hands
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Are you sure?


Edit: Sorry it's so shit.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:50, archived)
# LOLZ!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:56, archived)
# I had a kitten 'helping' me
so it kinda got a bit fucked up.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:00, archived)
# AHAHAHAH
Hahahaaahaaha. Haaha. Ha! Infinite lols :D
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Very nicely done.
Also terrifying, I shall not sleep in 2010.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Please do not animate that.
:)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
# *creates craigslist ad, uses pic*
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# yay!!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 3:54, archived)
# work in progress
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# International Ferris Wheel HQ
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Looking great so far
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Grasshoppertrain!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# TURKISH JAIL
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Thai jail
with Garry
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# your output always makes me feel incredably lazy by comparason
if you'd at least stop being as good i could feel a little better.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Nice sweep to the train.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Just a quick slam in of tones.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# too cheery :P
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# You might be right.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Here, a more menacing version.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# my 'fight or flight' reaction just kicked in.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# or even more
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuck
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# DOOM HAS JUST ARRIVED ON THE TRAIN FROM HELL!!!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# arf! cute grumpy kitty
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Hahahahha
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# also awesome :D
i love these
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I like it happy.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# :D
nice one!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Lots of fill, but seemed to absorb just as much time.
I need to get faster on the prep and initial bits I guess.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# ALL ABOARD !
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# HOOT HOOT . . . TRAIN'S A COMIN' !
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Bloody hell!
London's skyline has changed a bit since I was last there!

Awaits someone to colour it in
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Can I have a room in the clock tower so that I can pretend to be The Crow?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I like how basic this one is
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# nick you big silly
*work in progress* lol
woo to the pic
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Oh I didnt read
I like the stripped back style

You fancy some MW2 now?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Cool train.
Did anyone watch that Bergen-Oslo real-time train video that was all over the internet a week or so ago? It's beautiful.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# this would be awesome
colored in art deco Poirot opening titles style
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Click!
Just been browsing your stuff in DeviantArt. Too much talent, you need to lose a finger or two.

S
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:42, archived)
# based on a true even that occurred today
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# which one were you
were was

was are
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# oh the thing on the right is supposed to be a chick
wearing lip stick so im on the left trying to order something
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# haha I thought it was some kind of bearded pirate
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Me too
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Which one of you is shouting in the second frame?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# well, if I was monochrmoatic,
I would be really pissy if my dithering was ordered rather than a nice burks dithering.

...although I am also a big fan of halftone
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# What happened to you Mario? :(
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# laid off
the shrooms
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS PRACTICES IN ACTION
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# haha
:(
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Good work Mister Mark Porter
There are very few situations that the words, "Fuck off," can't turn in your favour.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Hmm
I once overheard an old man complain to his wife in a restaurant:
Old Man: 'I don't believe this! They've forgetten my bloody grilled tomato! The bastards!'
Wife: 'Well i'll call them over and ask them to bring you one'
Old Man: 'No no no no! It's too late now, they've bloody ruined the whole meal'
Then came alot more muttering about 'bastards' and whatnot.
The British spirit personified!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# TEH QUO OBE
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# totally playing mw2 with someone called riverghost
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# haha he'll be no good
he'll be looking out of his window the entire match
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# He can probably afford to
His IQ is about 190.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# TAKE THAT YOU BITCH
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] feel free to expand
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# iff butts, then buttprostitutes
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Hello Shada fuck yeah did you have a nice christmas
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# christmas is a time for meaty foods and cider, it can't go wrong
unless someone puts your meaty food into the cider, then it goes a little wrong
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Not too wrong though.
Cider marinade might be nice.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Could have sworn that said meaty foots.
Mmmm meaty foots and cider.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# it is a long standing tradition of my family to have meaty feet over christmas time
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Meaty Footmas
And a Herpy New Ear
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Also on the menu:
Gristly Knees with Ale

and

Wrinkled Elbows in Port
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Oh fuck yea
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# meettthhhhhssssssss.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Tasty and Nutritious!
METH's got what your body craves!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Sure thing,
you look like a trustworthy fellow.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha
shada you're awesome
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# meths meths meths
i wanna have a meths
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Well hell, I really need to get some cleaning done.
It seems like a little meth could be just what I'm after.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# i'll make you some if you like
i've watched Breaking Bad it looks pretty easy yeah
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# wait are you a cop
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# delicious meth
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# If and only if, eh?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# For almost a year I thought that was a remarkably consistent typo.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# too fucking right
we can't afford to have no floaty ifs when we're talking about butts
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Fair enough. Also : watching Charlie Brooker talking about video games while drinking J&D on the rocks is the most ace-est!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Jumpers & Dragons on the rocks?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I may have drunk too much Jack and Daniels.
Oh, and "Jails and Dragons" would have been wittier :)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Fuck you.
"Jails" Psshh... Jumpers, THEY'RE funny!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Does that mean everything popular gets FPed?
Because I'm not sure that's accurate.

Also I don't really understand what +/- means.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# It means it's bisexual I believe
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# explain the rest please.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I don't know it makes my head hurt :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# IT'S NADDA TUMOR!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh okay. Yeah that's fair enough.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I don't either, more or less
I just saw the word "expand" and wondered if it has anything to do with growing waistlines over Christmas.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I have trebled in mass.
But also in joviality so it's okay.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# greater than Popular
and +/- means positive or negative

don't try working it out or applying any maths to it, its just shits and giggles like this site should actually be about and not fucking sums!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# 2/10 see me after
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# *draws a cock on the board and scarpers*
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Haha
you've rescued your grade
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hahahahaha a cdc *clicks* ;)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Needs something about the challenges, perhaps...
IF compo(t) > 7 days THEN Fraser = cock+lol

or the like.

ALSO
Arf.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# if dow=WEDNESDAY
then run shitchallenge.exe
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha!
It's funny because it's true.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# you want me to expand? ok
*unzips*

OH MY GOD!

ABANDON SHIP!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# K

(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# what
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Looks like
a nasty mix of RPN and infix syntax. *shudder*

How rude, woo!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# = PANTS.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Pump up the Volume




(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I like that
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# this is a journey into...
...seizures ;D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I hope not - don't what anybody having a fit at the computer :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# can't........stop........watching.......
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# wooooooow :D

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# nice :D
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# i was going to make the outer spheres loop smoothly, but im a lazy bastard :)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# nothing wrong with that :D
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I can see the edge of infinity
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# 0_0
icy cooly
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# That's what is under my eyelids when I go to sleep,
I should probably turn the lights off.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Melts in my mind and under my . . . mind . . .
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# does it tile?
*belms*
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# this is very pleasant
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Good evening everybody! :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# LO!
very good
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# poor bob!
also, this is good.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# RALPH NADER
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# RON PAUL
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# WE DO RON RON RON, WE DO RON RON
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
You silly!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# smashing!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope I haven't left anyone out ...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I don't know what the symbol on the end is.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Chaos!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
# you missed out jedward.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Isn't that them in the middle?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# dali lama?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Oh and you forgot the fat man.
Not that he'd mind, of course.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# peter griffen?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# This fat man?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# No need to harp on it . . .
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
the guy in the background is cracking me up
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Oy!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# actually has nothing to do with Jews -
It is a Jaws Harp, but the name got modified a bit.


Originally Turkish?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# You forgot zoroastrianism
HAIL MAZDA
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Atheists?
;P
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# blllearrnghhh!!!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# RELIGIOUS LEADERS = COOL HATS
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I had a discussion today
with one of my palestinian neighbours (it's a dorm) about god and religion.
he tried to argue that the Quran is science... being an aspiring engineer.
why are religious people so fucking brainwashed?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# 'ow'z about that then?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# i really wish this hadn't just made me laugh
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah
I was drinking milk too.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# my milk has added tea
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
bastard.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# funny
i likeee:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Time Has Come Today
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# he hasn't changed a bit
"now then now then"
I think I am mezzzzzmerised
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# haha. i lolled
TJ: does anyone else recognise the bear?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# nope
the only bears I know are Yogi bear, Boo Boo and Pedobear... come to think of it, has anyone ever seen
Boo Boo and Pedobear in the same place at the same time?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Then Booboo was.... OH GOD NO
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# You forgot Pooh and Paddington.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No I didn't.
I refuse to acknowledge that dumb fuck and that coat wearing cunt.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Baloo?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I'll give you that one, Baloo I can abide by.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Smokey?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Who could hate Pooh? :(
Did you not read the books?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I love those books.
I've always thought the Disney Pooh was terrible, it misses such a lot of the feel of the books.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I agree
the difference in the design alone is night and day.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Fuck off, he's a fat dumb fuck and about excitable as a frozen sloth in reverse.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# haha very nice
fixed
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# he really
looked better in the past!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Jimmy doesn't like it when you say that
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# haha this looks like it's
from The National Portrait Awards.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ah, you've got new glasses finally.
looking good, mohafa.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha you fucker
I just noticed your comment. Perhaps the new glasses aren't that good after all.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# fucking old blind bat.
PRAY FOR EYES.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# smashing
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# He's gonna paint that wagon
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# He looks just as creepy now
as he did then. *uuurgh*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Something about Methodists and Spiritualists having sex?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# +
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Meths is very useful for cleaning up whiteboards
especially if some doughnut has used permanent marker on them by mistake.

Another quality Trufax from wuffle bunny
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# AND
you should put a half a cup full into your windscreen washer water in your car for a brill clean windscreen - gets all that road grime off in a wink.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# suddenly
life has new meaning to me...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# not me :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Of course not you.
What kind of a meaning to life would you be? :P
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# 42 backwards is what I am in three months.
I want to be 17 again.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# stop whining
i'm 35 and my tits look like spaniel's ears.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# howdy stranger
are they matted?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# no
but i'm getting gravel rash on my nipples
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# fucking funny you are
lolz :DDDDD
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ruffle
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# lots of places have gravel rash today
my sister is trying to kill me, she gave me boots that make me fall over. my handbag fell in dog shit :(
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Crumbs,
I'd be mad pissed. In both senses of the word.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# i'm annoyed that i have to wash dogshit off my handbag
and i'm pissed off at having lumps and bruises everywhere, but the sheer volume of alcohol i shall be consuming tomorrow night will make up for it!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# So you're a backward 42 in three months
don't put yourself down, love :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# 42 and backwards?
What are you, some sort of middle-aged retard?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# no, but now I feel better.
Thanks :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# like your stash :D
monkdagola
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Thanks brah!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Haha
38 pal, enjoy your youth
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I think I'm having a mild, early life crisis.
hahahaohgodsomeonehelpme...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# and me
old :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I'm spending 25 getting ready for death
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# cheerful fucker, aren't you?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 25?
I'm going to be twice that next year :o(
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# great excuse for a massive piss-up!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# YES.
Yes it is. *starts planning now*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# do what i do
get an empty 5-litre juice bottle, cut a hole in the lid and, every time you have spare change, throw it in to your booze-fund bottle bank. it's amazing how fast it all mounts up!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Or a giant bottle of BELLS and drink the fucker
THEN start chucking change in it.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# My usual whisky is Lagavulin
but other than that minor detail that sounds like a great idea. I really am not looking forward to the half-century.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# whisky is vile
alcohol poisoning isn't fun :(
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Well . . . ya knooooooooooooow . . .
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Argh!
:)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# oh ho ho!

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hehe:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha
I think Spiderman might feel differently about this situation.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Providing Spidey doesn't want
to actually buy anything or get customer service...
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# If Spiderman 3 is anything to go by,
I'm sure he's bad ass enough to just take what he wants.


HAHAHA NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I think the shop is empty
There are so many levels to the awesomeness of this!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Classic ;)

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# haha
my first post:

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# EOS CAME

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# LIKE A FUCKING FOUNTAIN

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Can EOS CAME?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Covered in froth
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# heh
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# high up on the list of "wonders"
:)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# i read that as incontinence store
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# No that's a wee bit further up the road
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
*opens a can of industrial-strength spang*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
fantastic!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Good, yes.

But the master did this a looong time before you did.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Larson!
:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# ...weird
...you live in Thanet then, Maiden? Or did you source the photo from elsewhere? Only I recognise the t-shirt shop, that's all :P
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
# It was sourced off the interweb Google I think
I live in dreary ol' Sheffield
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaa
Fair enough. It's in Broadstairs. I used to work there (as in the shop in the pic).

:)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Nice! :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# uuuuggggghhhh
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# :D


(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Did you read the filename? XD
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Oops
:D

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Arf! :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# top
stuff
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# oof!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# someone did this with a stationary cupboard :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Very . . . moving !
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha......as a dyslexic I see nothing wrong here
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I was thinking of doing the Joey Deacon alphabetti spaghetti
which contains only "H", "N", "M" and "G"
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Have you noticed the distinct lack of 'O's in Alphabetti spaghetti?
Cheapskates pick them all out and use them for Hoops!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# This could be truth
have you also noticed that Liquorice Alsorts are 99% coconut ones that nobody eats!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# lolz
:DD
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# haha ijnjbyvccctzwa
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I'm having another one of those spells . . .
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Keep It Real
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Nerd lols.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I think I love you.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I have a complex relationship with my girlfriend
I'm real, she's imaginary.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I like this bird's 'coal to Newcastle' attitude.
FUCKING SELLING IS FUCKING SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# yay....nicely.....that your back garden?...........I'm on the way over :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I wish it woz :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Is it a BUDgie?

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# no
drug dealer :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# wings o
weed
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# i like it hahahahahah
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# 'tis all my weed
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# HI . . . High . . . Higher !
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
#


dicks lol
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# MIKE YOU PRICK
i made this

he didn't

he#s strealing my picture!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# wow, that is fucking right out of order, what a dirty shitcunt
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# lets break his legs in mongy face
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# and wank in his eyes?

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Kitten/Skateboard.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# yep
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# or
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# this could get hot
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Y HELLO THAR!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I don't get the joke but am enjoying the line work.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I haven't got the original (not mine)
the joke is what kind of key can't open doors?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# et voila
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# haha!
love this
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I don't follow, but the shapes are entertaining me.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Oh man, busted again.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I don't like where this is heading.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Why not?
ALEX? HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This has got a bit personal now. Please leave me out of this.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# North?

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# dick :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Gently love, gently

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# like your webshite
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Do I still have one?
I'm surprised social services haven't taken it away due to neglect!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# lol :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# simply
mesmerising
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I love you Mum.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# my mum fuck off
:D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I hope so.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# This is hypnotising

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Bubbles!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# is that penelope cruz
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# not safe for ewoks
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I should probably take it Hoth.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# don't be darth
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# don't make him klingon like this
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# i believe you have the wrong sci-fi epic, so quit your Jabba
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# is this the Endor just the beginning?
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# return of the peni
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# He makes a good impression !
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# "now Zen ,now Zen......eeeeeeeeeeeurgh " :)
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# SPANG SPANG SPANG!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ouch ouch ouch
*takes it like a man* :D
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# and the band was
showaddywaddy
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# first prize:)....out o'curiosity...wonder if you like this :
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# i can't hear it
my speakers died :(
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Woo
he has a tattoo of a little dog on his chest.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# wow Zen ,wow Zen . . . how now and then again Zen !
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# jim buddha
hahahahah:DDD
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# haha
*spits out cider*
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# pffffffffft!!!
(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Oh dear!

(, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

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