I've got
writers block. Plus I just can't be arsed. That's terrible isn't it? Perhaps we should start a campaign to force me to finish something for once in my life.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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:(
If my opinion counts for much, I thought it was bloody fantastic.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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This^^^^
I particularly liked the exploding house strip when they, for a moment, became real :D
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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At risk of incurring the wrath of /board...
For my money, Dark Hams knocks SA into a volcano and pisses on the ash.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:08,
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^this
the very concept of even comparing them actually makes me physically sick.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:01,
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This is very good
But has made me all very sads now. I was just reading all the comments on the BBC website from the Cadbury workers :o(
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:37,
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Heheheh.
A welcome return.
I'm sure I'm not the only one to've harangued Smallbrainfield for new episodes of Mr Magic Tea-Fingers.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:47,
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I'm sure I'm not the only one to've harangued Smallbrainfield for new episodes of Mr Magic Tea-Fingers.
hahahahahha!
I've been waiting for a new one of these for a while, awesome work, SBF :D *click*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:52,
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hahaha
I like how it really cuts to the chase and doesn't pander to late adopters.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:59,
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Mmmm.
Lesson in American:
They say: sidewalk.
We say: pavement.
They say: Cream of wheat
We say: semolina
They say: chocolate.
We say: hint-of-chocolate flavoured wax.
Kraft, hands off our Dairy Milk!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:59,
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They say: sidewalk.
We say: pavement.
They say: Cream of wheat
We say: semolina
They say: chocolate.
We say: hint-of-chocolate flavoured wax.
Kraft, hands off our Dairy Milk!
WOOYAYHOUPLA
mr magic tea fingers is the best and i for one love his hot steamy beverage.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:20,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhahh
I love Mr Magic Tea-Fingers
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:26,
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I love Mr Magic Tea-Fingers
Do not turn around
Elephants enjoy peanuts, this we know for a fact.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:14,
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Elephants enjoy peanuts, this we know for a fact.
N00bmaster!
Nicely, although don't feel that you have to blow your whole portfolio at once. We're here all week.
/friendly advice blog
Edit What happened to n00bmaster anyhow?
Edit Edit Captain Chaos?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:17,
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/friendly advice blog
Edit What happened to n00bmaster anyhow?
Edit Edit Captain Chaos?
nah, no flag
www.b3ta.com/board/7981058
Noobmaster seemed to vanish, like a thief in the night..
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:18,
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Noobmaster seemed to vanish, like a thief in the night..
oh the outtakes reel at the end
that film must have been so much fun to make
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:23,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9878761
...and now on /links just for the hell of it.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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...and now on /links just for the hell of it.
TAN TAN TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*chuckles*
*sheds silent tear for Dom DeLuise*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:23,
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*sheds silent tear for Dom DeLuise*
that makes me smile
I could just go for an afternoon of Cannonball Run
who's with me?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:24,
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who's with me?
*plugs in headphones*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvHTeNThAo0
*discreetly PMSL*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:27,
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*discreetly PMSL*
No danger
plenty more where that came from. That's the lot for today though
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:24,
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I like this picture
because it reminds me of Aswad, Professor Kenny Martin and '80s American wrestling. In no particular order.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:21,
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Marvellous.
Today's turning into rather a good b3ta day.
Which doesn't bode well for my presentation in the slightest :/
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:06,
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Which doesn't bode well for my presentation in the slightest :/
0_0
This combined with the pic below it, create an unsettling B3ta window to have open :D
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59,
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Oh, disgraceful.
I hope you feel pleased with yourself. I can barely type for laughing.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:05,
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Wouldn't know. I've just gone into hiding.
*acquires disguise*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:16,
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might repost this dvd cover here
i put it on during the late shift last night. just wanted reassure myself that the lack of response was due to it's shitness
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:18,
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i put it on during the late shift last night. just wanted reassure myself that the lack of response was due to it's shitness
This wins
That's either an excited elephant or the biggest wang in the world.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:50,
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haha i like this
a lot. did you animate it or whats it from? have you done any more animations?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:07,
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Newbie here. I come bearing gif!
Hello to you b3ta [edit] Ta for the warm welcome.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:55,
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Hello to you b3ta [edit] Ta for the warm welcome.
Hahahahaha
Hello. Welcome
Pull up a kitten
Shop a chair.
You'll never leave etc...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:57,
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Pull up a kitten
Shop a chair.
You'll never leave etc...
hahahahahahha! utterly brilliant, & a top first post!
welcome to b3ta, fling a kitten and pass a stool, you'll never leave....
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59,
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ha ha ha! What an amazing entry
Welcome aboard! You'll fit right in.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59,
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You're supposed to fail, so we can destroy you...
...now start over.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:01,
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...oh come off it!
When a huge anthropomorphic hopping cock drops from the sky, crushing you, I think you must be a bit short sighted if you don't expect at least a little spluff along the way ;)
*memo* I must stop watching late night adult manga....
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:12,
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*memo* I must stop watching late night adult manga....
*comes off it*
Well one thing is for sure, we are all prepared for when the inevitable happens and a huge anthropomorphic hopping cock drops from the sky.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:25,
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Yay!
Under sizelimit, skillful anim, typical b3tan subject.
Welcome newperson.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:07,
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Welcome newperson.
^ all of the above
And welcome from me shinynewperson. I love the facial expressions on the falling...umm...object.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:39,
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The last person to have made such a brilliant first entry (*giggles*) was Happy Toast
Welcome, the door is already locked the kitten is in the stew and there is a chair ready just for you.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:46,
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Whats this I hear about something only fools and horses related on telly next week?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:51,
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bit more Chuckle Brothers probably wouldn't do any harm.
(apart from the obvious harm, obviously)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:55,
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Ha. One of my staff turned up late this morning
after he slid his Vespa scooter on some ice on one of the back roads to work.
He was ok, a little shaken up, but his scooters scratched to bits and the front wheel points in the wrong direction.
Woo, btw.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:53,
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He was ok, a little shaken up, but his scooters scratched to bits and the front wheel points in the wrong direction.
Woo, btw.
got out on my 900 hornet
yesterday for the first time in a fortnight!!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:12,
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*applauds the return of the immortal JJ. Mere black ice cannot restrain him.*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:57,
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ha ha
*imagines you sat in a sidecar...with no one on the bike...just blinking, wondering why you aren't moving*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:02,
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Hits red button that causes wings to sprout from the sides and I fly away
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:06,
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This lack of salt is an insult
it cannot be allowed to continue!
:D
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:47,
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:D
haha, I was thinking that while I was doing it*
*the shoppage, you dirty buggers
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:52,
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*the shoppage, you dirty buggers
The 2010 Royal Semi-Nude Calendar
Download it now! [1 Mb]
.
Brag if you manage to crack one out to this.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:35,
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.
Brag if you manage to crack one out to this.
December
I missed that one last time. My eyes..
Darn good job on those anyhow
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:40,
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Darn good job on those anyhow
I didn't post November and December.
I decided to put them straight into the calendar.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:41,
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Got the email addies for the Sun and Daily Mail "Ban this sick filth" tip lines?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:11,
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It was hosted in the wrong place.
And I was going to bed, so I didn't have time to fix it. Hence the delete.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:12,
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hahaha
brilliant work! :D if i could print it and use it i would - sadly my daughter smashed my printer so i cant :(
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:51,
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misses stumbled across this madness I made a few years ago, I thought it was lost forever, you'll wish so too!
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( , Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
haha
fucking ace.
(but we spell it "missus" in this neck of them woods)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:39,
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(but we spell it "missus" in this neck of them woods)
That's a proper old school spong, not enough of those these days
Have another terrible joke
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:48,
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it took me too long to get that.
But when I did... ooof!
A Tolstoyan epic, sir.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:09,
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A Tolstoyan epic, sir.
YAY! BUNNEH!
Clever bunneh too. Damn straight he should waste that butcher's time.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:42,
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Apologies for slight deviation, but:
just said on radio 5:
Bloke:
"ronnie o'sullivan runs a lot though, doesn't he?"
Gabby Logan:
"Yeah, but isn't that just to help his demons?"
0_0
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:27,
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Bloke:
"ronnie o'sullivan runs a lot though, doesn't he?"
Gabby Logan:
"Yeah, but isn't that just to help his demons?"
0_0
alternatively, wave your arms/legs in a distracting manner ...
rp 2999295
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:22,
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rp 2999295
Umm I think you're 6 years behind us...
Bet heavily on Amberleigh House in the Grand National, Porto in the Champions League, and the Patriots in the Superbowl. When you get to 2010 we'll split the goodies :)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:23,
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er, no... six years ahead
... I just had to wait until the "hide the elephant" compo appeared.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:25,
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Hang on a minute. There was an elephant there. Suddenly, it's gone.
What happened?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:56,
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Verily a "Prid of Ankh-Morpork" moment.
/deeply nerdy Pratchett in-joke mode
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:57,
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me me cut-me-own-throat-dibbler
*cooks something that barely resembles a hotdog*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:08,
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Relish it while it lasts.
It could be the last time it ever happens.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:55,
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eeeeeep
For some reason those "mask-on-a-stick" things really give me the fear.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:21,
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I like this
but it should have been a blurred picture of Tony Blair...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:45,
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Haha!
The term Epic Fail springs to mind.
Did he really think that in a facility like that the glass would be nice and thin and fragile?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:52,
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Did he really think that in a facility like that the glass would be nice and thin and fragile?
meh!
needs more birds tweeting around his head in a circle and a big parabolic lump appearing
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:58,
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I know :(
utter shite..I've never been or wanted to get into a fight after drinking it.
it's not the drink it's the morons who
usually mix it with vodka and then wonder why they go off on one
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:55,
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it's not the drink it's the morons who
usually mix it with vodka and then wonder why they go off on one
I keep trying to vote on this, but the link appears not to work.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55,
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Anyone who hasn't heard the 'speech synthesis' on Quicksilva's 1982 Asteroids clone Spectrum abortion (erm, the title escapes me for the time being)
simply hasn't lived.
*EDIT* Meteor Storm.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:33,
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*EDIT* Meteor Storm.
I haven't
But I've heard the speach on Chase H.Q. on the Speccy 128k version.
"LET'S GOH MISTA DWIVER!"
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:41,
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"LET'S GOH MISTA DWIVER!"
hahaha
I had that on the Amstrad, twas very funny
The bloke who did the voice for Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast reminded me of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEq07NF2iOw
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:03,
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The bloke who did the voice for Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast reminded me of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEq07NF2iOw
"the console grates the warning 'Meteor Alert! Meteor Alert' "
I love the fact that they used the word 'grate' to cover up for the fact that it was the best they could do. 'Meteors' was the name of the game I recall.
Want to know something creepy - the subject line of this post has been spinning around my head for the last week.
I want help, and I want it now.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:45,
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Want to know something creepy - the subject line of this post has been spinning around my head for the last week.
I want help, and I want it now.
erm, could you be a tad more specific?
Everyone here has known you need some kind of help for quite a while now.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:54,
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Sure. There you go. Want a sick note?
Dead easy, this doctor lark. *banks £100,000 salary*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:00,
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Easy peasy.
Dear Mrs Savalas,
Griffy is lovely, and so is his entire family. And all his/her friends too, probably.
Lotsa luv,
(sign here)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:12,
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Griffy is lovely, and so is his entire family. And all his/her friends too, probably.
Lotsa luv,
(sign here)
fuck being a doctor
Spanish Air Traffic Controller is where the big bucks are
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6991798.ece
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:07,
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www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6991798.ece
I love the detailing on the easel and the tubes of paint
very realistic
;D
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:46,
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;D
The clouds resemble a menacing fleet of battleships.
Pull my finger.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:56,
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You're a genuine Renaissance man.
Not an easy thing to live with.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:11,
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Aaaah, bollocks.
That's the kind of crap my mate Leonardo was trying to tell me the other night, just before he smashed that pint glass on his head 'to observe the scattering of the light'.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:24,
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Have you got some kind of fisheye lens on your camers?
Or are my eyes broken from trying to identify too many hidden elephants?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:57,
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I believe it is called barrel distorsion...
...common in pics taken at the short end of a zoom lens.
*maybe*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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*maybe*
Good morning, mr horrible.
Christ, are you basically OK? *looks concerned*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:46,
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a perl necklace is what you give to bearded geeks whose tan is from the monitor
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:52,
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Oh, shit.
She's refrained from washing for so long, the stuff has actually calcified.
And somehow become spherical.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:08,
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And somehow become spherical.
I still haven't noticed the belly.
(and there I was, considering myself a reflectoporn connosieur)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:16,
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I'll teach you, honey.
You're Sugarsweet (16) from the other site, aren't you?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:40,
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Believe what you like.
As far as I'm concerned, what goes on mumsnet stays on mumsnet.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48,
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So true
Everyone worries about terrorists and nuclear bombs that might kill a few million
no-one worries about a test-tube of GM Ebola virus
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53,
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no-one worries about a test-tube of GM Ebola virus
I thought it sounded familiar....
one of only two things RT Davies has done that I liked, that and Dark Season....
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:45,
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something something voting thread something
I've put the kettle on now though
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02,
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Crivvens!
Quite a likeness!
Edit/ some tories came to my door a couple of days ago, as me and my missus were at a total loss as to what to do with our screaming 2 day old baby. I politely tried to tell the women it was bad time but she tried to persist. Let's just say she got a taste of my sting then.
She was such a stereotype in her tweeds and hairdo too.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:56,
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Edit/ some tories came to my door a couple of days ago, as me and my missus were at a total loss as to what to do with our screaming 2 day old baby. I politely tried to tell the women it was bad time but she tried to persist. Let's just say she got a taste of my sting then.
She was such a stereotype in her tweeds and hairdo too.
Not worth own thread even though it's new
I hate all this political BS.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03,
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I hate all this political BS.
Aw
Thanks you two. I kept singing it in my head throughout the whole bandwagon so eventually I had to do it.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:28,
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Time before Barryheadwound adds reflecto-porn:-
10...9...8...7...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:29,
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LOL
I was looking for the naked guy and completely missed the elephant!
Well hidden ;)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:47,
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Well hidden ;)
It's a big grey thing with tusks and a trunk
Surely you've heard of elephants?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:51,
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Sounds a lot like a mammoth...
but they are all hai.... wait, what year is this?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53,
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Sorry - slow on the uptake...
...and don't especially have the time today. Cameron up ^ there is about as much as I can offer until I've got this damn presentation written*
* may include thinking up, researching, structuring, all the slides doing and generally contemplating for a while.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:59,
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* may include thinking up, researching, structuring, all the slides doing and generally contemplating for a while.
*slaps forehead*
needs more reflected nudie man photographer
Damn you, internet, for soiling my brian*
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:30,
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Damn you, internet, for soiling my brian*
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