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# Oh dear
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I laughed...
But then I was sad straight after.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# P.S
is Dark Hams in hiatus?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I've got
writers block. Plus I just can't be arsed. That's terrible isn't it? Perhaps we should start a campaign to force me to finish something for once in my life.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# :(
If my opinion counts for much, I thought it was bloody fantastic.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# This^^^^
I particularly liked the exploding house strip when they, for a moment, became real :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# *signs up*
Get on with it you lazy cad you!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# *beats soundly*
get on with it you lazy good for nothing!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# This
Dark Hams is the best thing since SA!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# At risk of incurring the wrath of /board...
For my money, Dark Hams knocks SA into a volcano and pisses on the ash.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# JollyJack writes boring comics for boring furries.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^this
the very concept of even comparing them actually makes me physically sick.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Ha!
Yay for the return of Mr Magic Tea Fingers :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# This is very good
But has made me all very sads now. I was just reading all the comments on the BBC website from the Cadbury workers :o(
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Heheheh.
A welcome return.
I'm sure I'm not the only one to've harangued Smallbrainfield for new episodes of Mr Magic Tea-Fingers.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahha!
I've been waiting for a new one of these for a while, awesome work, SBF :D *click*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# woo yay for SmallBrainfield
Boo Hiss for Kraft!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# ^this

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
I like how it really cuts to the chase and doesn't pander to late adopters.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Mmmm.
Lesson in American:

They say: sidewalk.
We say: pavement.

They say: Cream of wheat
We say: semolina

They say: chocolate.
We say: hint-of-chocolate flavoured wax.

Kraft, hands off our Dairy Milk!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# WOOYAYHOUPLA
mr magic tea fingers is the best and i for one love his hot steamy beverage.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhahh
 
I love Mr Magic Tea-Fingers
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Do not turn around

Elephants enjoy peanuts, this we know for a fact.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# N00bmaster!
Nicely, although don't feel that you have to blow your whole portfolio at once. We're here all week.

/friendly advice blog

Edit What happened to n00bmaster anyhow?

Edit Edit Captain Chaos?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# nah, no flag
www.b3ta.com/board/7981058

Noobmaster seemed to vanish, like a thief in the night..
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Ah... The legend.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# CAAAAAAP TAAAAAAIN CHAAAAAAAAOSSSSS!
:)


*chuckles insanely*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Any fool knows The Cannonball Run is the best film ever made.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# oh the outtakes reel at the end
that film must have been so much fun to make

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9878761

...and now on /links just for the hell of it.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# The most drunken film known to humanity.
*EDIT* oh, actually:




(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# TAN TAN TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*chuckles*
*sheds silent tear for Dom DeLuise*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# that makes me smile
I could just go for an afternoon of Cannonball Run

who's with me?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# *plugs in headphones*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# No danger
plenty more where that came from. That's the lot for today though
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I like this picture
because it reminds me of Aswad, Professor Kenny Martin and '80s American wrestling. In no particular order.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# sorry!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# poor Les
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Marvellous.
Today's turning into rather a good b3ta day.

Which doesn't bode well for my presentation in the slightest :/
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ./.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# 0_0
This combined with the pic below it, create an unsettling B3ta window to have open :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# ^ This.
Hahahahahaha! She looks very happy too.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Woah!
Elephant splurge.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# plus...
You've been spying on my dreams again, haven't you?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Dear me...
that is an suggestive leer right there!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He's saying, "Eh? Eh?"

Eh?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Trump
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Top spluffing!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Oh, disgraceful.
I hope you feel pleased with yourself. I can barely type for laughing.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# not good hiding...is it?!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Wouldn't know. I've just gone into hiding.
*acquires disguise*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# might repost this dvd cover here

i put it on during the late shift last night. just wanted reassure myself that the lack of response was due to it's shitness
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# This wins
That's either an excited elephant or the biggest wang in the world.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha
ha!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# LOL :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# haha i like this
a lot. did you animate it or whats it from? have you done any more animations?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# this turns me on
more than real porn.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Newbie here. I come bearing gif!

Hello to you b3ta [edit] Ta for the warm welcome.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
This is ace.
Welcome.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
nice debut

welcome/chair/shop/kitten/leave/Lovejoy
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hello. Welcome
Pull up a kitten
Shop a chair.
You'll never leave etc...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# quality
welcome what them's said /\
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hello new person!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# hahahahahahha! utterly brilliant, & a top first post!
welcome to b3ta, fling a kitten and pass a stool, you'll never leave....
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha ha! What an amazing entry
Welcome aboard! You'll fit right in.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You're supposed to fail, so we can destroy you...
...now start over.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Unexpected spluff!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ...oh come off it!
When a huge anthropomorphic hopping cock drops from the sky, crushing you, I think you must be a bit short sighted if you don't expect at least a little spluff along the way ;)

*memo* I must stop watching late night adult manga....
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# *comes off it*
Well one thing is for sure, we are all prepared for when the inevitable happens and a huge anthropomorphic hopping cock drops from the sky.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
a good point, well made.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# pull up a kitten
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
Best intro for ages.

Welcome, you vile, rude cunt.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Yay!
Under sizelimit, skillful anim, typical b3tan subject.

Welcome newperson.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha great stuff!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
clarse
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# :D
hello welcome to b3ta, you'l never.... oh forget it
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# ^ all of the above
And welcome from me shinynewperson. I love the facial expressions on the falling...umm...object.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Great start!
Welcome.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# The last person to have made such a brilliant first entry (*giggles*) was Happy Toast
Welcome, the door is already locked the kitten is in the stew and there is a chair ready just for you.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# haha!
This is the very essence of b3ta!

You are most welcome.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I like your style new peons
welcome
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Whats this I hear about something only fools and horses related on telly next week?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Here it is:
rock & chips

It's on Sunday evening.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Hee!
"this time next year... one of us will be millionaires"
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# bit more Chuckle Brothers probably wouldn't do any harm.
(apart from the obvious harm, obviously)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Only happened to ME once, amazingly.

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Ha. One of my staff turned up late this morning
after he slid his Vespa scooter on some ice on one of the back roads to work.
He was ok, a little shaken up, but his scooters scratched to bits and the front wheel points in the wrong direction.
Woo, btw.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# My Honda has Battle Damage too....
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# got out on my 900 hornet
yesterday for the first time in a fortnight!!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
#
*applauds the return of the immortal JJ. Mere black ice cannot restrain him.*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
#
That's why I have a sidecar for this weather.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# ha ha
*imagines you sat in a sidecar...with no one on the bike...just blinking, wondering why you aren't moving*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
#
Hits red button that causes wings to sprout from the sides and I fly away
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha
how unexpexted! :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# This lack of salt is an insult
it cannot be allowed to continue!
:D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Woah Daveo, too much change!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Stand down Margaret
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Oh Hai Ant
Where's Dec?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# haha, I was thinking that while I was doing it*





*the shoppage, you dirty buggers
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# *Ricky Gervaises*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The 2010 Royal Semi-Nude Calendar
Download it now! [1 Mb]

.

Brag if you manage to crack one out to this.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
#
semi-nude HOLY CRAP THERE'S A HUGE PICTURE OF TITS IN IT, QUICK QUICK CLOSE IT BEFORE MY BOSS SEES IT!!!11
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
*commits suicide*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# December
I missed that one last time. My eyes..
Darn good job on those anyhow
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I didn't post November and December.
I decided to put them straight into the calendar.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# my eyes!!!!!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Is this the official version?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Yes.
Autographs are $10.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Got the email addies for the Sun and Daily Mail "Ban this sick filth" tip lines?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# *loses lunch*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Deleted last night...ha ha... caught ya!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It was hosted in the wrong place.
And I was going to bed, so I didn't have time to fix it. Hence the delete.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant work! :D if i could print it and use it i would - sadly my daughter smashed my printer so i cant :(
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Camillar is brill!

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# misses stumbled across this madness I made a few years ago, I thought it was lost forever, you'll wish so too!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# A timeless classic, flawlessly executed.
flawlessly executed.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Seams fine to me :)
You realise you are on 999 posts :O
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# it is rare
that we see such an elegant spong.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# May I humbly offer this?


It is fantastic spongage though.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# haha
fucking ace.

(but we spell it "missus" in this neck of them woods)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# That's a proper old school spong, not enough of those these days
Have another terrible joke

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# it took me too long to get that.
But when I did... ooof!

A Tolstoyan epic, sir.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# YAY! BUNNEH!
Clever bunneh too. Damn straight he should waste that butcher's time.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] small things are hard to spot, so...
so...

rp 2740187 2754668
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# World's largest spaghetti hoops
:D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Apologies for slight deviation, but:
just said on radio 5:

Bloke:
"ronnie o'sullivan runs a lot though, doesn't he?"

Gabby Logan:
"Yeah, but isn't that just to help his demons?"

0_0

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# She clearly meant to exercise his demons.
/coat
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] alternatively, wave your arms/legs in a distracting manner ...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Umm I think you're 6 years behind us...
Bet heavily on Amberleigh House in the Grand National, Porto in the Champions League, and the Patriots in the Superbowl. When you get to 2010 we'll split the goodies :)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# er, no... six years ahead
... I just had to wait until the "hide the elephant" compo appeared.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Damn. Thought I sensed profit there.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Froghoppers have been using it to hide for years..
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# haha
I hate that stuff!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Bimey! Do they still make Matey bath bubble?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Hang on a minute. There was an elephant there. Suddenly, it's gone.
What happened?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ahh the rare cercopidae elephant
smashing :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# So that's how they do it!
I always wondered. And now I know!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# He'd sort them bankers out in a jiffy

NINJA'D
(I'D MISSED 'of' between 'power' and 'the')
*feels ashamed
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# ...'of'...?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# shush, you'll ruin the magic
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ?
ya got me...what did i miss?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# oh piss
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha
that was the sound of a penny dropping.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# you too, huh? :)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I very much appreciated this moment of dawning realisation :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# It was beautiful, man. Beautiful.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Verily a "Prid of Ankh-Morpork" moment.
/deeply nerdy Pratchett in-joke mode
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# The truth shall make ye fret.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :D
Bagsy I am Cpl Nobbs
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# CORPORAL NOBBS.
I BELIEVE YOU WERE EXPECTING ME.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# erm
I'm just going over there....
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# me me cut-me-own-throat-dibbler
*cooks something that barely resembles a hotdog*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Relish it while it lasts.
It could be the last time it ever happens.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# "Next to the power the force"?
eh?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Gonna to get corrected?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# he soooo gonna to get caught
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# he got my vote
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# splendid,
thought i'd better at least make an effort to join in too.

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# eeeeeep
For some reason those "mask-on-a-stick" things really give me the fear.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# this
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# fear not
this one's on a paint brush handle, near enough
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Bravo Sir.
I am enjoying this wagon.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I like this
but it should have been a blurred picture of Tony Blair...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# what a chipper idea
you're too good for me
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
#
do you have the link to the original image?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# That's shit.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# You've ruined Christmas now
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# That's shit. you made my dog jump out the window.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Like this chap?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Haha!
The term Epic Fail springs to mind.

Did he really think that in a facility like that the glass would be nice and thin and fragile?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# meh!
needs more birds tweeting around his head in a circle and a big parabolic lump appearing
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "you're such a silly woman"
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# You've ruined Easter.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# your mum
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Your bucky
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I know :(
utter shite..I've never been or wanted to get into a fight after drinking it.

it's not the drink it's the morons who
usually mix it with vodka and then wonder why they go off on one
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# great job BM
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# You've ruined my bris now.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# But did you mix it all up?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Taxi!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Too soon, dude.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I keep trying to vote on this, but the link appears not to work.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# then it's time to get dobbing!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Sound advice.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnrhhghh
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# dobb, dobdonnnnnnrrrgghh
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Anyone who hasn't heard the 'speech synthesis' on Quicksilva's 1982 Asteroids clone Spectrum abortion (erm, the title escapes me for the time being)
simply hasn't lived.

*EDIT* Meteor Storm.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I haven't
But I've heard the speach on Chase H.Q. on the Speccy 128k version.

"LET'S GOH MISTA DWIVER!"
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
I had that on the Amstrad, twas very funny

The bloke who did the voice for Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast reminded me of it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEq07NF2iOw
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# "the console grates the warning 'Meteor Alert! Meteor Alert' "
I love the fact that they used the word 'grate' to cover up for the fact that it was the best they could do. 'Meteors' was the name of the game I recall.

Want to know something creepy - the subject line of this post has been spinning around my head for the last week.

I want help, and I want it now.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# erm, could you be a tad more specific?
Everyone here has known you need some kind of help for quite a while now.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I liked the little green pills
I can haz moar of doze?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Sure. There you go. Want a sick note?
Dead easy, this doctor lark. *banks £100,000 salary*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# no I don't want a sick note
I want a nice thoughtful one
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Easy peasy.
Dear Mrs Savalas,

Griffy is lovely, and so is his entire family. And all his/her friends too, probably.

Lotsa luv,


(sign here)

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# no. they aren't
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# fuck being a doctor
Spanish Air Traffic Controller is where the big bucks are
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6991798.ece
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# this made me guffaw
click
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# did a painting this morning
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Is that the view from your window?
If so you live high up.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# haha
no - although i do live on the 3rd floor :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I love the detailing on the easel and the tubes of paint
very realistic

;D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# that is rather ace, Rev'!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# thank you sir!
:) still earning / practising! :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# The clouds resemble a menacing fleet of battleships.
Pull my finger.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# dum-dum-dum-da-da-dum-da-da-dum
:)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Menacing military music there.
Multimedia b3ta!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# talent beyond
belief! :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# You're a genuine Renaissance man.
Not an easy thing to live with.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# its something
that haunts my every waking moment! :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Aaaah, bollocks.
That's the kind of crap my mate Leonardo was trying to tell me the other night, just before he smashed that pint glass on his head 'to observe the scattering of the light'.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# such vibrant
colours :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Have you got some kind of fisheye lens on your camers?
Or are my eyes broken from trying to identify too many hidden elephants?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# nope
but it does look a little fisheyed - odd! :(
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Humm...
Nice pic though.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# cheers
:)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# OMGLOLROFL :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# needs
a death star :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# That's no Death Star...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Bespin
aicmfp
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I believe it is called barrel distorsion...
...common in pics taken at the short end of a zoom lens.

*maybe*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# *learns*
thanks
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Probably both.
Just don't worry, alright?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Maybe Dave should train himself not to be an arsehole.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# what ho, trampy!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Good morning, mr horrible.
Christ, are you basically OK? *looks concerned*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# the girl with the pearl necklace


edit: ninja'd
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Looks more like a facial...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# haha
fixed it now
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# ? I thought a perl necklace was more...erm..something else
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# a perl necklace is what you give to bearded geeks whose tan is from the monitor
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha :D
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# That's not a pearl necklace

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Oh, shit.
She's refrained from washing for so long, the stuff has actually calcified.
And somehow become spherical.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
# and again...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Sort that kettle out
Down there *points*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# bindun
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Huge smiley face on that there belly!
How rare!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# haha
i hadn't noticed that
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I still haven't noticed the belly.
(and there I was, considering myself a reflectoporn connosieur)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# you're confusing it with a "mirror"
pow!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Ah.
I have much to learn.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I'll teach you, honey.
You're Sugarsweet (16) from the other site, aren't you?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Believe what you like.
As far as I'm concerned, what goes on mumsnet stays on mumsnet.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# BUKKAKE!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Slightly bindun on the site but meh...


CFB - and apologies for sparking off a political argument down ¬ there and then naffing off to doodle.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha nice one!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Cheers
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Well they are the party of enterprise!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Oooooof!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Not worth own thread...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# So true
Everyone worries about terrorists and nuclear bombs that might kill a few million
no-one worries about a test-tube of GM Ebola virus
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Well I'm worried now!
Thanks a bunch!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Send me £millions and I wont open it!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# is that from "second coming"?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Correct, boy wonder!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Ah, Russell G. Davies
the early years.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I thought it sounded familiar....
one of only two things RT Davies has done that I liked, that and Dark Season....
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Dirty peas...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
*looks at own life*
*stops laughing*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# come back, you bastard!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# something something voting thread something
I've put the kettle on now though
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Yeah sorry 'bout that...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Crivvens!
Quite a likeness!

Edit/ some tories came to my door a couple of days ago, as me and my missus were at a total loss as to what to do with our screaming 2 day old baby. I politely tried to tell the women it was bad time but she tried to persist. Let's just say she got a taste of my sting then.

She was such a stereotype in her tweeds and hairdo too.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Not worth own thread even though it's new


I hate all this political BS.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# You misspelt "TNUC" on that pic.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# oh thanks
my dyslexia is getting REALLY bad these days
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# O YLLAER?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# sorry I meant to write "yes"
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# That's OK. This gif screams "yes".
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Also not worth its own thread, also new
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Au contraire
This is ace!

Ed: Meh...


(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ^ this
But thanks for the considerations shown by not bandwagoning in a new thread.

Unlike me ;)

EDIT Meh2

(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Seems all too obvious in hindsight
but marvellously done.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Aw
Thanks you two. I kept singing it in my head throughout the whole bandwagon so eventually I had to do it.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Funny.
I am highly amused.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# pfft
well done
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Thankee
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# ScarY!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hello,hello,hello.........What's going on here then
Move along now, nothing to see here
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# it's a Copper Kettle
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Scarper!!
It's the Brassers! ;)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Peels of laughter
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Time before Barryheadwound adds reflecto-porn:-
10...9...8...7...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hummm...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# LOL
I was looking for the naked guy and completely missed the elephant!

Well hidden ;)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Elephant?
Sorry, I have no idea what your talking about.
;)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# It's a big grey thing with tusks and a trunk
Surely you've heard of elephants?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Sounds a lot like a mammoth...
but they are all hai.... wait, what year is this?
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# See sig...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Duh!
*facepalms*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# A herd of elephants?
Run awaaaay!
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Sorry - slow on the uptake...
...and don't especially have the time today. Cameron up ^ there is about as much as I can offer until I've got this damn presentation written*

* may include thinking up, researching, structuring, all the slides doing and generally contemplating for a while.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# No worries...
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
needs more reflected nudie man photographer

Damn you, internet, for soiling my brian*
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)

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