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# Thought I'd try to do one of these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# that's a pretty sweet cumface.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# also, mediocre, have you invented anything lately?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Oh excellent, pray inform me of your latest inventorings
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Portable sausages

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# BRILLIANCE. Utter brilliance.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# that'll never work you Dutch berk
pork is famous for its high battery consumption. HOW WILL YOU OVERCOME THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# He has clearly perfected the long sought after pork independent suasage.
Probably by reversing the neutron flow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# in the gristle matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# your wrap them in bacon
This prevents valence porktons from escaping
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I'm starting to see the possibilities here now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# office lol, u dik
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# HOORJ, hi dicko, did you miss me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# It's only at times like this I realise how much i miss you
did you miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Indeed I did
*HUGS*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ooh a big furry man hug :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# muahhahah
these really make me lol - fo reel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# *hides under the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Next week in Doctor Who
Mysterious mong woman transports her facial matrix onto the population of the Earth, leading to lots of screaming, running around and VERY LOUD DRAMATIC MUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# dun-dun DUUUUUUUH!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :D
www.vimeo.com/8436059
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Eep!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# It's like Happy Zombie Nite at the local Pub (Bring Your Own Brains)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# sounds like my local on a Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# he comes....
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I'm still laughing at this every time I scroll past it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
it's contagious :-D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# arf!
May I?...


Click for bigger (21 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# lols
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I like them both
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Uncle Steve's next product reaches for the younger market
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah for the name
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
#

ha ha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# the name is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# This has cheered me up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] And what's the first thing you should do when you get a new tablet......????


bindun I'm sure but meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Proved with Graphs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I hereby provide this with a peer review, and the official seal of mathematical goodness.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# 3% isn't a huge share
but the figures can not be denied
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# It's a cock Jim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Nah, that'll never happen
Windows 3.1 could multitask
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# funnily enough I did this a few years back...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Avatarhumbug
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# haha
but the b3tanette in me is saying "Needs more Magenta!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# that is bloody
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
don't be a dummy
write a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# iPADDED OUT WITH THE USUAL SHITE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# speedy lol you win a custard cream
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# om nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Now expensively bigger than before
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# not available on iPad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# BUYING SMOKES FOR UNDERAGE DRINKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# just like last weeks, but the words are in a different order
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# live from Blair's trial, tweeting all the lols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# We're not going to use a shit iPad joke
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Pretty pretty tra la la lapad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# you won't need a locksmith to open it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# read Tony Blair's testiment here
damn you Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# IT'S A LETTER FULL OF NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# LIKE A GASEOUS BLAST OF HOT, FIBROUS DIARRHOA ONTO A CHILD'S UPTURNED FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sandwich + monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# nailed it
just what I was trying to say - only more effluent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# THE MENSES STRAIGHT TO YOUR IPAD
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# iEAT iPADS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# iTS iNCREDIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# iSTEAL them out of rubbish bins.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# it's all you have to look forward to in your whiny little life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# iPAD - BAG OF SHITE etc
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Griffy Savalas never normally replies as much as this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I've had too much coffee and now I need a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I vote this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Just don't go for a few days, see what happens
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Like the soft kiss of a leper with aids
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# like Twitter, but longer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Like the soft kiss of a leper with aids
damn you DIXON!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yeah, you want to get rid of the sharp symbol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I didn't copy and paste it honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Damn Dixon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Me and you, we have, like a connection, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I can feel it across the webs
It's like we are one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ding!
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I heard you can't catch gay across the internet
as long as you don't use a Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Can you feel me, dude?
Bit lower.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# oh yeh
jiggle my pancreas baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Wow, your pancreas is pretty hefty
Check out my kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# mmm - tastes like dogfood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# No dude, too low - you're in my large intestine
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# damn snorkel has blocked up again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# One what?
One giant conglomerate of garbage? I'm joking guy I think ur both realy great u no i mean that k.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I wub yew, tssszar man.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# stop stealing the duvet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I'm making a fort, man. I NEED ALL THE DAMN DUVET. LOOK, THIS BENEFITS US ALL IN THE LONG RUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# nice turret
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Are there any accountants about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# It's a good job it's not the last working day before the tax return deadline...
OH SHIT! DOES ANYONE HAVE A CALCULATOR???
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haha, I was serious
my missus's tax has gone weird
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Payday and the Newsletter: gentlemen, this is what a multiple orgasm feels like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# words words words words words
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Australian Open Sandwich Runner-Up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# All mouth and no pantaloons
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Thank you. I made myself giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# where's my lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# iEATED iT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# was it nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Nah pretty bland, you should choose better lunches.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I accept this criticism
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# where are my slippers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Bullying bigmouths with small endowments since 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# now what did I come in here for?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# You sunk my battleship.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# LAWYER'S SALARY, PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *sounds lutine bell*
How's it hanging TITTTSAR?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Average to okay. Perhaps a little worse than that. Or better.
How're you, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# crawling into a scotch bottle, so it's not a disaster.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Successful evening in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Not available on the iPad
out of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# you know - one of those wossnames
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# does exactly what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# LIFE, LIKE OUR NEWSLETTER, IS FULL OF SHIT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# this is what iALCOHOL is supposed to be for.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# iAlcohol - I'd have to be one of those trendy type to drink that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Oh noes, I'm trendy
*sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Quick you have to do something untrendy
Do a Ben Elton impression "Lil' bit of Polly tics!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# *does ben elton impression*
BOG OFF!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hey you, the Rock Steady Crew, show 'em what to do, have a wank, do a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Winnar!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Here's an idea that's brimming with fun: Print out this newsletter and insert up your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# when I was at Uni
I bought a clodplay album and met Michael MacIntyre. We chatted about Jordan and Brangelina over a latte mochachino. It was well funk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
*KILLS*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# It's not news and it's not a letter
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# stealing your soul
bit by bit.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I have had a crappy day and I wish to whinge about it on b3ta.
but I'm not going to.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# internet star come back tour, 50 dates announced
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# NINGS PUDDING CHEEKS!! X MWAH
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# this wins it for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Guess her muff is insanely good fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Who gives a feck about the subject line,
we post it you read it and feck off
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Steve Jobs flogs nobs bad pads
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# What we want now is a device smaller than an iPad and larger than an iPhone - not half the way - maybe two-thirds of the way. That would be REALLY amazing
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# We can call it an iPood.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# This weeks iNewsletter brought to you by iRob of iB3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Something for the Throneroom


Submit your corrections forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Bottom left.... Mount Everest
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Bottom left
Mount Ever ...

K2.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# bottom left - mount - er
K - er

SNOWDONIA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Bottom left... Ben Nevis
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Bottom left -
Mt. Bottom Left
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# The cryptic one is - 'blind'
*bottom-right*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# the other is
escort
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Too good.
I will also need your bank account details.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# will you be requiring
a payment up front to cover your transfer fees?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Bosh! I am sending you a prize.
All I need is your bank details....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# What could possibly go wrong :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# would a steel ball . . .
its ice at -5
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Bottom left
Olympus Mons. It's on Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# "What is so delicate that when you say its name it is broken?"
SILENCE :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Bottom left...my sex cock!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Button Moon.........Mt Bottom
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# The pills one
2 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# THUNDERER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# top left
Casablanca
A
Water.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# and would the steal ball travel faster though 25C
as at -5C the water would be ice?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# the problem is more interesting if you apply the question of temperature to the steel ball ;)
[edit: that is, assume a constant water temperature]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# cough
www.b3ta.com/board/9894268
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I missed that
we are in agreement, but not necessarily correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Member
is the English word... pfft.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Oh and the other wordy ones:
THUNDERER

DEAF
LEAF
LEAN
LOAN
LOON
SOON
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# 8 x (75+25+3) + 4 - 1 = 827
326
515
339

BLIND

Casablanca
A
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# The missing number in the square is 3
3 x 2 = 6
5 x 1 = 5
3 x 3 = 9

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# ((75+25+4-1) * 8) + 3 = 827
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# psst!
equals 827.

.P
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I think the Question Mark in the grid is 8
EDIT : No, it's 3 and I'm a turd brain (thanks to iBarbarossa)
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Well you're wrong...
www.b3ta.com/board/9894417
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# ((8+4)*(75-(3+1)))-25=827
!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Cecil B Demille presents

What do you mean, it doesn't have a camera?
Click for biblically epic
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
mind if I pea this?

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha ha b-b-b-b-b-brilliant
. . . . and shouldn't this be an iMage Challege?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# m-m-m-most d-d-definitely !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Your pic > moon
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# 'tis fixed
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Better than the moon?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# haha
needs more 'Apple Business Policy"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hahah
we need 10 new commandments...

Thou Shalt not prattle on about you new Apple device in the pub
....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Thou shalt not start stories with "When I was at uni ... "
Thou shalt not entertain gossip about celebrities
Thou shalt punch Michael MacIntyre should you ever see him
Thou shalt take thine Clodplay albums and burn them with extreme prejudice
Thou shalt use the word funk to describe music or depression only
Thou shalt not make an order of coffee any more complicated than white or black ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# damn
agreed
awww!
agreed - is that a deliberate typo?
huh?
can I add sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Yes he needs it
Yes it is.
One can either listen to funk or be in a funk, but a bar is not The Funk or funky, and certainly not your bloody mobile phone.
Yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Oh fuck
I was in Starbucks at the weekend.

- "I'd like a tea please - in one of those mugs" (points to stacked mugs)

- "Tall, grande, venti?"

-"In one of those" (points again)

- "Yes, but tall, grande or venti"

- "In that size" (points)

- "You can have it in one of those, but which size? Tall, grande or venti"

- "What size is that??" (points)

- "Tall"

- "I would like a tall one then!?"

- "Drinking here or to take out?"

- "I want it in ONE OF THOSE MUGS (points), therefore I will be sitting here and drinking it, won't I, unless I am allowed to take those away?"

- "No, those are for drinking in only"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
And then you totally punched their lights out and drank the tea out of the mug while standing over their bloodied, unconscious body, weeing on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ah forgot about the weeing bit - will remember that for next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha
what's the difference between tall and grande?

what the fuck is venti?

I know I could look these things up for myself, but I don't wanna

I've only ever been in a Starbucks once, and that was in 2000 - the coffee tasted of washing-up liquid. I assume that all coffee in all their stores everywhere tastes the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Nothing has changed - I was in a Seattle starbucks and the coffee all tastes like that.
That's why I drink the tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# .......don't know much about commandments n' all that
*must brush up* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hehehehee
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Prince Charles


Click for bigger (172 kb)

Ningles everyone!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Is that the jangling spurs of the WebSheriff I hear?
I met Charles once. What a scruffy and pompous arse.

EDIT: Also; 'ning. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# what was the rest of him like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# excellent shoppage
likes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Why is it always raining at his concerts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# to try and make him grow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Camilla's incontinence
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# haha
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# It's for the plants in the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Oh bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Great for wrinkly clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *waits for the iRon nano*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# This is rock and/or roll
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# there's a nap* for that




*–noun
1. the short fuzzy ends of fibers on the surface of cloth, drawn up in napping.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# oh dear.
oh dear, oh dear.
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
And woo to the pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Look if you have to explain the pun then it's just not working :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# WHAT.
The. Fuckizle?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] nice eyework
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I prefer Apple's iPie
much better interactivity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# mmm pie
is it lunchtime yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# It's always lunchtime if you wish really really hard for it to be :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I thought that were a Northern agreement, like
"You comin' down t'pub then, 'Arold?"

"Aye, Ron."

Incidentally, this am WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Ron?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Ron?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Aye?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Do
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Alanis Morissette has one of those
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# No
You're thinking of 10,000 spoons.

Similar, though, I'll grant you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# she'll never get creases out with those
silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Ooh sorry...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# nay worries
that was from the iPhone app compo ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Different ideas really.
One's an app, the others a device
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# SEXIST!
:)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# well . . .
Apple is non-PC

I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Bloody HELL, man!
Have some respect!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# *strips you of your peerage*
*while pfffting quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# *strips*
*peers*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# there's nothing here to see
move along, move along
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I would buy this
*for my mrs
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] isorry
(Mr Chicken, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *boke*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# ...
That's really not on is it? c'mon fella play the game....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# yeah, thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# "I'm sorry, this just isn't your lucky day"
*buzz*
"I'm getting a litle tired of you giving me electric shocks."

Love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# "YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FIVE BUCKS, I QUIT!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# INCORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# You fucking tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# iBoke.
uFail.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# right tit
how apt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I hope this got the response you wished for
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# double standards
so its not the most tasteful post - its b3ta and this kind of thing has been going on for years.

it amazes me how some of you guys are so quick to jump on and flame a post like this, when other posts sending up paedophilia, missing children, 911 etc are totally acceptable - including a tasteful ridicule of famine on the FP.

its difficult to know what is and isnt acceptable these days!
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# bare breasts on a board visited by people while at work
Its not rocket science is it?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Do some work then instead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Yup
I could care less about seeing a funbag....just link the fecker!

Kee-rist.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Point - missed
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# i adBlock
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# lolz
to the Daily Mail type outrage.
(Mr Chicken, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# N. S. F. sodding W!
Some people are using work computers here - never mind not wanting to see that!
(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# why is this on the popular page?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Annoying Russian dissidents? We've got an App for that.


*in before spell check: 'Polonium'...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Ah, the element of surprise

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I think you'll find That's
Bo2
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# ha ha :D
genuine giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Ha!
We were just talking about him yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# The only one Chuck Norris recognises.
I've been busy with the sewing machine today and made the Mrs a sort-of 1960s-style skirt. Added to the other sewing, looking after kids, and cooking I've done, I really feel the need to drive over cars in a tank, or use a grenade laucher, just to reinstill some sense of manliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# *cries, while stuffing face with chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# needs more Gin
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Just make sure the skirt is also at a 1960's length

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# About four inches above the knee.
I wasn't around back then, so I'm just guessing...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Well let me put it this way

If I'd wear one, my cock would be dangling underneath it

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# A spanging sub-woofer?
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Spang-woofer!
also, 'nings everyone!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I have no idea what he is
But how much does he cost?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# heheh
it was a great white shark - but i de-toothed him etc :D he costs 25p per lbs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Fucking ARGH!
This is no time of the morning to be showing Jordan's cavernous minge!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaa
i'd hve thought this was nothing on her :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck!
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# yes son!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# THROW ME THE SOAP

Hahaha, that's grand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hehehe
he just wants to be loved / washed behind his ears! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Can it be milked?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# only on a tuesday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahahahha! bloody hell, that's creepy....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hehehe
he loves you really! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Inspired by 'A Vagabond',
I present my first attempt at dicking about with photos.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha! Win!
I like your top font - what's it called?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Now you're asking, err
It's the same font for both captions, the drop-caps is just a bit of stroke and drop-shadow. The font is called digistrip or something. If you gaz me somewhere to send it, I'll send you it if you can't find it elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ah right so
I use Anime Ace, but that one's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Where's the £25?
SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)
# woo
nice work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# It's a bit low poly

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Made men :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# They're not bad
They're just drawn that way.

Another quality product from the mind of Ninj :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Ta lully!
You well ma'm? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# It's payday.
I'm fantastic!

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# It's beerday...
...so me grinny happy chappy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] La iCondition Humaine
.
René Magritte was an early adopter:
.

,
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# it's 90 degrees outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# It's raining outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Drop that rhythm and you unwind
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un paysage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I especially like the bottom half of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# the black bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ding!
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I like this
but I can't specifically say why.

Looks like the silhouette of a sexy Star Trek chick.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# awesome! makes me think there should be the x-files music playing in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# That's great

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Fabulous!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# ooh spooky
woop! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Now with wIngs!


It's been a while since i dun a pikture here! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:41, archived)
# *winces at the prospect*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# It probaby has an App to make things more comfy
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)
# ningles Cheeky
Nicely warped

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning Feebs
Are you referring to the idea or the pS work? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# well - bit of both I suppose
but the warping in the ps is nice

I find that a really usefull mapping too - it's very easy to use and quite precise

have you jacked in the day job to become a professional Burlesque photographer yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Nope
I got me a studio now though, so I can do more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# wahey!
I Still haven't aquired an SLR... :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Have another one


Click for bigger (82 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Wow. Now we have (at least) three - including the FP one -
www.b3ta.com/board/9890559
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I never look at the FP!
And I figured it Mustapha Bindun which is why, if you notice, it is within another thread! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)

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