It wasn't until this compo
that I realised I don't watch anything on ITV anymore not even when channel-surfing. I did watch 60-minute makeover for the first series but got fed up of all the expensive furniture product placement very quickly.
According to that show a one hour cosmetic makeover of three rooms in one small-to-average sized house would cost more than £20000 and that does not factor in the labour costs of the 20 or more decorators & designers.
Seeing as that's how the show was probably funded I guess that was a bit of an own goal.
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According to that show a one hour cosmetic makeover of three rooms in one small-to-average sized house would cost more than £20000 and that does not factor in the labour costs of the 20 or more decorators & designers.
Seeing as that's how the show was probably funded I guess that was a bit of an own goal.
so to avoid being eaten by a great white all you need to do is avoid bridges and helicopters?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:45,
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That kitteh looks far too happy to cause harm
It is simply having some fun :D
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:47,
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2nd best comedy sketch ever.
*still thinks the two knights fighting in the Holy Grail is 1st.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:40,
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That is..
Awesome. Simply awesome, and somewhat eerie at the same time..
*Shudders, grins, then shudders again*
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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*Shudders, grins, then shudders again*
hahaha
I can just imagine the rebel fleet - composed of Harry Hill, Ant & Dec and The Loose Women
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:13,
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With build in dish...
...nice.
Rupert Murdoch would make a great leader of the Imperial forces. :)
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:17,
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Rupert Murdoch would make a great leader of the Imperial forces. :)
yes apparently so
sometimes I wonder how I manage to get through the day without killing people seeing as I do not have a moral framework based on a jealous invisible pixie who lives in the sky
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:15,
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almost as good a story
as the judge how reduced someone's sentence because he had cancer saying "Obviously, God has also punished you"
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:24,
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I find this sickening
The link, that is, not your image
Except the part of it that contains Cherie's face
That sickens me too
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:37,
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Except the part of it that contains Cherie's face
That sickens me too
makes me wonder
what she'd have said if she was the judge at a extremist religious bomber's trial. "well you're clearly an extremely religious person, so you did it for all the right reasons, I think we'd better let you off on this one, eh?"
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:10,
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Well I have to really...
*edit* unfeasibly big version: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/skug-kitteh-big.gif
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*edit* unfeasibly big version: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/skug-kitteh-big.gif
The military were useless
they turned up but all stood round going 'awwwww, innit cuuute' as Kitzilla tore the city apart.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:10,
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oh no!
Don't squirt the poor widdle bee; he just wanted some hunny.
WOO!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:39,
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WOO!
One of my better ones I think,
and goes well with so many occasions! ;)
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:15,
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why can I hear Cartmans voice when I watch that!!
superb. clicks
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:08,
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Tokyo tower?
Been up that! And took the stairs on the way down...
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Is it wrong that I knew exactly what that piece of music was (and where it came from) just by the link name?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:00,
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Excellent :)
Now fish one out, I want to ride it through the streets.
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awww, kitty wanna play
I just found out I was tweeted by Star Wars!
twitter.com/starwars/status/8616559937
Still not sure what this means
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:56,
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twitter.com/starwars/status/8616559937
Still not sure what this means
Octopussy! YES!
'ning to all you wonderful people! May your beverages be brimming over with caffeine and your days be punctuated by outbursts of nervous giggling.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:00,
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Woo!
As much as the original idea was good, I am loving the huge animals Alt compo!
Also, mind if i preform a minor threadjack here?
Does anyone know anything about educational licence copies of CS4?
I want a legit copy of CS4 and sure as hell can;t afford the individual licence, I do a bit of work with some colleges and also do some teaching, unfortunately as I am freelance I don;t have a staff ID
If i get someone to but it for me then I can use there ID but do adobe have any way of tracking and checking which licence has been used with work, I have metadata in my images that will tell me even as much as the serial number of the lens used, Just wondering if adobe output has the same things?
Dunno if anyone would know but thanks if anyone can!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:02,
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Also, mind if i preform a minor threadjack here?
Does anyone know anything about educational licence copies of CS4?
I want a legit copy of CS4 and sure as hell can;t afford the individual licence, I do a bit of work with some colleges and also do some teaching, unfortunately as I am freelance I don;t have a staff ID
If i get someone to but it for me then I can use there ID but do adobe have any way of tracking and checking which licence has been used with work, I have metadata in my images that will tell me even as much as the serial number of the lens used, Just wondering if adobe output has the same things?
Dunno if anyone would know but thanks if anyone can!
Obviously
I can't comment on a legal basis or anything like that but I had a fairly similar conversation with Adobe a couple of years ago. I had two daughters at uni and both of them as well as me wanted Creative Suite. As I was going to be the purchaser I asked if I could also use their student edition on my computer and the short answer was no.
As we are all Mac users (I was new to mac at that time) the blessed things connect to Adobe updater on a very regular basis and I guess that is a way of checking the provenance of the software.
I know this is not your exact situation and as people do seem to get away with using completely pirate versions of CS it seems it is either one or the other; buy it or rip it nothing inbetween.
I since bought CS3 for my business but my daughters still don't have it.
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As we are all Mac users (I was new to mac at that time) the blessed things connect to Adobe updater on a very regular basis and I guess that is a way of checking the provenance of the software.
I know this is not your exact situation and as people do seem to get away with using completely pirate versions of CS it seems it is either one or the other; buy it or rip it nothing inbetween.
I since bought CS3 for my business but my daughters still don't have it.
Yeah, the hooky versions tend to work by not talking to adobe, there is a very easy workaround to stop it
talking to adobe and getting your serial blacklisted but I have a legit business and really don;t want to be using pirate software, £300 odd quid I can stomach for business needs but I can't justify £969 and I'm not sure how they can!
That does pretty much answer it though as I would be being bought it by someone who works for a Uni for my useage. I figured Adobe would say that anyways,
Just wondering if anyone knows whether they can trace it in anyway?
Thanks for that.
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That does pretty much answer it though as I would be being bought it by someone who works for a Uni for my useage. I figured Adobe would say that anyways,
Just wondering if anyone knows whether they can trace it in anyway?
Thanks for that.
Well, I guess not
I guess notso long as the person buying it doesn't want to use it on their computer or will not try to upgrade at any time in the future. So much trust and so many variables involved.
I agree that the price is way prohibitive. I've been using a second-hand copy of Photoshop I picked up in a charity shop for years on my PC but when my new business relied totally on it and a mac I had to end up buying CS3 Design Standard. I now want to upgrade to the full version (or at least add on Dreamweaver) and that will cost me almost as much as purchasing from new.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:04,
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I agree that the price is way prohibitive. I've been using a second-hand copy of Photoshop I picked up in a charity shop for years on my PC but when my new business relied totally on it and a mac I had to end up buying CS3 Design Standard. I now want to upgrade to the full version (or at least add on Dreamweaver) and that will cost me almost as much as purchasing from new.
ha ha, Monkey Dust and the Peadofinder General sketches
ruined the name Kidderminster for me for ever... www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:47,
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please select your preferred flaming options
- shithammers
- cunting in the fuck
- general scorn and refereals to the faq
- the entire future of mankind imperilled to an incurable skin fungus that causes sever itching
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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- cunting in the fuck
- general scorn and refereals to the faq
- the entire future of mankind imperilled to an incurable skin fungus that causes sever itching
"Like taking a running fuck at a rolling doughnought"
Was a phrase I read today.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:51,
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I like it, but to be completely accurate, it should be:
'oo tha fack ar ya'
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:57,
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hahahahahaha
I have to say that song is a guilty pleasure of mine.
The original John whatsisname version obviously
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:39,
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The original John whatsisname version obviously
Simple...Bring back Breakfast Time with all the old presenters (including David Icke)
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I like this
I'd especially like to see the return of Icke and Bough. It would be like a geriatric Fear and Loathing.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:26,
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i'd like to jump out in front of icke on TV wearing a lizard mask
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:28,
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I'll
just knock out a quick one for the Green Goddess in memory of early morning wanks
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:35,
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I was a wee bit young for all that, But
I recall my dad exhibiting a hiterto unknown interest in Aerobics...
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:38,
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This is fab
I found out recently Diana Moran used to do continuity on ITV before doing the keep fit
There's a useless fact for you
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:40,
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There's a useless fact for you
Holly... mmm...
Excuse me for a moment, there appears to be a canoe in my pocket.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:28,
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And thats...
...a giant penis destroying the city! Bye bye kids!
Scary fucking shit...
*clicks*
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:42,
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Scary fucking shit...
*clicks*
Do you realise that this was first shown in Japan at 4pm as part of children's TV?
Irony?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:20,
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i was in the doges palace when the world trade centre was attacked.
true fact. and that's my alibi and i'm sticking to it.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:01,
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Ahh, Nina Nannar
A name that should always be said to the tune of Beethoven's Symphony No. 5
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:38,
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Susanna Reid on the BBC breakfast thing
gets me up in the morning if you know what i mean, snorflesnorfle!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:41,
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that's the one - lovely legs
no silly - Kate Silverton
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/breakfast/presenters/7727069.stm
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:47,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/breakfast/presenters/7727069.stm
hmm
The BBC tends to go for the upper-middle class, university educated totty, ITV weather girls are more filthy :D
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:06,
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natasha kerplunkski?
i thought she was fired for being too bitchy or something.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:47,
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The big question...
Carol Kirkwood and Louise Minchin. Would you?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:49,
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not really, but that's cos i don't find most blondes attractive.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:52,
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I love your TV story
I caught out 'Father Christmas' delivering my stocking to my room with a heath robinson style device when I was about 7. It involved strings, pulleys and jangly things attached to both my bedroom door and my arm.
Shitty fucking magnets were not used.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:08,
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Shitty fucking magnets were not used.
and did you get to meet the great man himself?
he's never delivered to me since i moved out of my parents house. i must have been bad every year :(
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:10,
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I used to like her
when she was on The Wright Stuff
Now I don't
In other news I have a Double Decker today
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:47,
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Now I don't
In other news I have a Double Decker today
I'm never certain about Sian Williams
but she airbrushes up a treat
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/breakfast/presenters/1782305.stm
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:48,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/breakfast/presenters/1782305.stm
you're either enquiring how I know Becky Mantin,
or you've watched the first two episodes of Lost and are just as confused as me :)
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:03,
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Lost planted itself in my SKY planner
spooky.... what can it mean?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:08,
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hahahahahha, that's ace! I'm thnking of "Rampage" now....
is this an ALT/COMPO then?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:18,
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yeah
www.b3ta.com/board/9902600
good thing too, 'cause I've never seen iTV
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:19,
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good thing too, 'cause I've never seen iTV
TBH, when I saw ITV was the challenge, my recation was "Meh... it's better than the iPad one, so fine"
but implausibly large animals is much better! I may actually have to actually 'shop somehting for once :D
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:23,
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Perhaps someone will make an implausibly huge pack of hounds for that.
All armed with spoons, of course. [/;-D
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:23,
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cheers!
I used GIMP and synfig
which is what I pretty much always use for animations
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:46,
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which is what I pretty much always use for animations
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