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[challenge entry] Mystique Meg 1994: "I predict great transformations in the future, FTW.ner toni-ight..."




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Ok for a 1st post?

This was my outfit for All Saint's Day 2009 & I nearly died of hypothermia.
(FoxyBox has mange, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Needs more magenta cock.
Otherwise great.

Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Magenta Cock...
Tried that, it didn't work out!

I had it held in the National Lottery's lucky blue left hand...
Had problems scaling it though & it kept fucking the composition.

Thanx for having me, I'm here all weak.
(FoxyBox has mange, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:19, archived)
# All Saints
have a day now? What about the Sugababes? Nice first post.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# welcome newbie
wow a rush of L plates going on here....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave... :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# people who live in a tree above a load of unobtanium
will be celebrating toooo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# we need, nee demand pictures from this all saints day.
adn WOO!

welcome to B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Is all saints not the day after Halloween
(or am I confusing that with (all souls)?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Correct.
I looked killer, if not a little blue on Hallowe'en but my art nearly killed me by 6am on ASD as it was lashing it down & I was pretty much nekkid in the woods, somehow even bluer.

You know it was a good party when you feel grateful to survive it.
Although surprise sex controverts the above. Yes it does.
(FoxyBox has mange, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Ethnic.


Also smeg this shop:

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# have an ethnic pea
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# ethnic hair care?
yes sir, asile 23, right next to ethnic cleansing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# *click* for funniest comment today
mwhaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Is the SMEG one a cheeky pea?
I'm sure I have seen a photo taken of that shop from nearly an identical angle?
:)
(AMadDayYes, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Yes, it's a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# One thing lead to another........
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# LOL!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I have only the vaguest idea what's going on here.
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Something involving a really strong curry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# hahah what
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)
# *warms hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Marsh Mellow
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks shite now I'm posting
First attempt, please be gentle...
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# we're much like herpes
Never properly gotten rid of and you can't help but pass us on.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# that's it. i'm leaving.
*flounces/storms/weasels out*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Oh
So true
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I've seen
a lot worse first posts than this! Pull up a kitten and shop a chair etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# welcome to :D
(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# WTF?
A newbie that hasn't made a single error on their first post? You have raised the bar high for yourself!!

Welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Seriously?
Cheers for that. Now to begin alienating myself from everyone...
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# racist
Feel better now?

Welcome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# what do they call you? potatoes?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Spud will do
Long story, it stuck and I liked it.

Fuck knows why...
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Well your name makes me think of Marlene Dietrich.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# noooooooooon! rien de rien!
oh no wait that was edith piaf.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Originally Spud Dickman
Sounded a little too gay...

So took a shoe shop name and swapped it in. Much less gay on analysis.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# dickman fits better at b3ta. trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Continuity
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Welcome
The creche is to your right. *giggedy*
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# /talk is to our right
I prefer to think of that as a snakepit lined with broken glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# dude
this was one of my first image posts, you CANNOT do any worse than me
b3ta.com/board/6984793
and this was my very first board post b3ta.com/board/6931153
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Nice one
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Greeting B3ta!

My attempt at a classic!
(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Not so much a classic
as something we hate.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# we?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# oooo behave!!!
welcome - right down to the correct level from the start

well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Cheers :D
From the above reply I was wondering if everyone here were Legion or some kind of hive mind, but it appears "we" doesn't cover everyone.
(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# pedantichrist barely manages to cover himself
let alone anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# :D
welcome to
(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Let's see
[x] proper magenta coloring
[x] three pubes per nut
[ ] under 50k

So close. But welcome to the b3tas anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# It's 100k now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# 1,2,3...
and the other, 1,2,3....yup, all's good here ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Weird...
I've been drawing cocks on things for years (strange as that sounds) and have always used 3 hairs per bollock even before I knew it was a b3ta thing... maybe the 3 hair rule is in our DNA, wonder if there are any cock cave drawings...
(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Whatever you do...
DO NOT search Google Images for "cock cave" with safe-search off.

Pass the bleach :(
(AMadDayYes, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# and with correct number of hairs
welcome to you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Ta!
*doffs cap*
(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Gloves.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# If the spider didn't bit, you must acquit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# this will be on the FP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# AAU
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Feck me!!
Inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# HAHA
knew it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)
# er

CFB
No refunds.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# nice
i like your thinking and / or cut of your jib.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# hahahahaha, christ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# This makes me wince :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# *invests*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Je t'adore
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# What's this about webcomic suggestions?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I like this.
..
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# this is tittersome
thus it is clickersome
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I thought it was a gerbil until I read the last line
I got 2 lols for the price of 1 :-)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# It's not play-dough
It's glassticine.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Swiss filth


(this is a real shop in Switzerland, just off the border with Liechtenstein)
(I helped save b3ta! agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Messing about in the photo booth
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# *takes out hamlet cigars*
*titters lovingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
#
this is pure class bro
(Sherbs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Well who parks in the sky FFS!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# women pilots?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Easy there!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# you'll have the womens pilot union onto you again if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Onto,
not into...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# either
or both
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# They only balloon once a month
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# *throws tampon*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# *offers cork*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# *takes cork*
*fires cork back*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# I made a quiz...
Click to begin

This product may contain boobies and nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Boris Karloff?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# ooh thats nice
*edit - it asks to sign in to Yahoo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# yeah I just got that. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Assfuckets.
Hmm.. I'll try to place elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
#
Ok, anywhere I can host my mammoth 1600 x 21600 cockfile ?
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# does it need to be so retardedly big?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
#
It could be 32 x 32 but you dont get to see the veins.
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Basil Rathbone?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Gary Conway?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Vincent Price?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Nice work there!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Miley Cyrus?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Hannibal Lecter's victim?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# yer maw?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I've looked at my bottom
But there's no answers there.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Britney Spears in South Park?
De-ris (not a very pleasant episode)
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# fantastic work
you probably don't remember discussing it with me but I hope working at Lionhead is going well
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
#
haha.. well... the first 11 years were good.. :)

I think if you googled my name you might see what went on. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Hahah, I left the forums when Fable 2 came out
working with Peter must be quite frustrating.
edit/ that abuse sounds a bit shit, sorry to hear that.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# that sucks man.
what happend in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
They settled out of court the morning of the court case.
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i got 2
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Venables identity revealed
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# arf! >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# play the game
Ave some marmite hahaha
(Sherbs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# "i can only be pushed so far see, just touch me one more time, just...one...more...time"
classic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Sorry if its been done..im a nubiloid..
(Sherbs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# perfect wtf expression
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# My word
she is pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Paws off, she's Barbarossa's!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# is that cheryl cole?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Cheryl 'maybe Tweedy' Cole
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# she has one of them faces where she can look like lots of people
but feckin gorgeous all the same
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# she's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# needs more bukake


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# there is nothing that cannot be improved with a generous application of bukakke
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# So that's Heston Blumenthal's secret ingredient
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# She looks a bit like Jeremy
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# ok

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP welcome
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# unless it's CJCypher in disguise
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# lully
good work.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# ha ha :D
Every thrust is accompanied by a "MEEP"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# "Why can't I meep you?"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEPMEEPMEEPMEEPMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Do you wish to sell me a mobile phone?
If not, pull up a kitten and come know me better, man!

Top Shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# *points*
Dickens!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# +100 points for Muppets Christmas Carol reference
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# 100 points? Damn have we reached the bonus rounds already?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# "You're a little absent-minded, spirit"
"No, I'm a large absent-minded spirit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# :D
such a great film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Combination of proper jokes and Michael Caine
I rate it the most enjoyable of all the adaptations and far superior to most Christmas specials.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# just make sure you watch a version with Belle's song still in it
*sobs*
*and shakes fist at Disney for cutting it from the tv and DVD version*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# WHUT?
I just bought the DVD today! You mean to say it's been edited down since it was on VHS?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Would anyone like to buy a signed framed photo of Michael Caine
in his Xmas Carol outfit?

Think we have one for sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Good morrow young b3tan
Meep Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Excellent
and welcome :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# You're a zambit.

Welcome, zambit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# oh yes!
Wonderful face
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Excellent introduction, Zambit.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Meh... should be doing timesheets...

Click for biggerer

Edit: How rude - thanks to bubbly_bubbly for the inspiration...



(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Nooooooo would someone think of the brieieieieieieieeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# It's difficult to surrender to an earthquake, but they tried
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# They don't see the white flag
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Quick and very very shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I like the idea of the Go Compare man being savaged by a large bitey dog
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# It would have to be very big
and very hungry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Or a pack of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Or a pack of litte un's
that run up his legs in a collective swarm and group tear his jugular out!
Edit: Tribs beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# sometimes birds can't do the job of the Dentistcat


(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# DENTISTCAT HAS AWESOME HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# he knows
but he doesn't want to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I bet that's because ironically he doesn't have an AWESOME MOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Dentists, famously - like hairdressers have terrible hair -
Have terrible dental hygeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Mine doesn't.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Your hairdresser has good dental style?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# If she didn't I wouldn't keep going back.


That's a lie, she has boobies. Of course I keep going back.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# is she the only one who can restyle your wig?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Yes, and it takes ages to wash the long blonde locks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# that's not what the wife says
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# She doesn't say anything because he's removed all her teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I bet I can imagine a reason why
dirty cat!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Not any more, wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
#
I heard cats have spikey penises* - maybe that's how he removed them

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Maybe that's how he removes all his patients' teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# *gag*


glad my dentist doesn't do that.
I'm never sure when I'm asked about having a good filling...

*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# haha though they don't like it when you swallow...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# He was a kitten hand model

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# DENTISTCAT IZ IN UR MOUTH
CRITIQUING UR INCISORS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# OH HAI
U MITE FEL UR MOWF GO NUM
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# IF YOO DRANK MOR MILK LIKE ME
YOO WUDN'T CUM BAK SO OFTIN
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I HAZ EATED A PARC RANGER
ND HIZ BELT WAZ TU CHOOWEE
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# HEY YOGI
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# it was boo boo
coz he isn't smarter than the average bear.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# But he's also too pathetic to EATED A PARC RANGER.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# EAT DIS APPLZ NOW
AN DEN ONE EVRY DAI!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I loe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# iloe!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# it's off to work we go
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Haha
I loe iloe what's goin' on 'ere then?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# it's a fair cop
I'm not cunt, drunkstable etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# which is what I was trying to say up there
but my rushed typing was quickly accepted by b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# damn the return key
DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

(assumes some shoreshank pose in rain)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# extreme dentistry - WITH CATS!
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Presented by Fearne Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Holy molar! That's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# fanx
most of my postings are lame so much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I can't decide if you're from Across the Pond or not
please elucidate.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# London based
but as I don't know where you are, dunno if that is across the pond...

*conundrum*

I am very English - I say, tally ho and spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# heheh,
related to DrMu also?

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# haha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# paper bag is upside down
and sentient.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# What a lovable ghost!
It's the kind you want to take home and name him Steve
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# also looks like Blue from Foster's Home for Imaginary Creatures
although he's not blue....

edit: like this

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Inside he is, inside he is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha, YAY!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# She takes the double negative in
"I ain't afraid of no ghosts"
a bit literally.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# You're a little bit awesome
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# why thank you Mr DaGola
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Excellent.
So which one of the Pacman ghosts is this one?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Miss Pacman's filled out nicely
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Splendid

but she should get that skirt seen to, it seems to big for her, i can see her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Haha! Excellent ghost.
He looks like he's cheering because he can see up her skirt.
(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# ooooh christ in a bag
shes lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# very lovely
tho she seems sad...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# She's looking very angular
but I like it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# That would make a nice pillow cover
although slightly wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)
# you want to marry it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# That would be absurd!
I might even get into the news for such a story!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# too late!!
www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/Man+marries+pillow-52360.html

and they even have a name for it: dakimakura

(also featured on 30 Rock - genius show)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Quizzical
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I like it
I like it a lot
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] He's infiltrated the nazis, killed hitler, and is now in control!*

*may not be original heading
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# after what they did to his family, I'd be surprised ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ^ this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# this is complete win
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# You do know Magneto is Jewish right?
However, clicked for floating iron eagle
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Nope I had no clue,
but hey, best place to make change is from teh top, right!? ;)

knows eff all about superheros, I was a 2000ad man as a kid, Marvel was for geeks
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# 2000ad kicked buckets of arse, but your talk of Marvel geekiness makes me sad..
*prepares gamma bomb*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# i think he's infiltrated the nazis, killed hitler, and is now in control and going to kill all the rest of the nazi generals etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Yeh that'll do,
lets go with that...

*changes picture heading and instills the wrath of teh board nazi jews!*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
# oh, you changed it and all
hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Changed it!? Changed what!? What could I have changed and why would I do that!?
What with my encyclopedic knowledge of superheroes and their family histories... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# haha
so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# The owl and the pussycat
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# MELT ITS FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
#
*resisting urge to be grammar nazi*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# try harder
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# I have wandering digits;
I know better.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
#
kinky....

*slight drool*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I laid that booby trap just
for you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# BOOBIES!!!
I have two!!!

Boobies ftw
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I slipped a slightly more subtle 'laid' in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# doh didn't get laid
story of my life

hahahahahaha :D

*cries a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Don't worry; I feel you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
*fails to resist urge to be grammar nazi*

Melt its face.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# flaming nunchuks etc
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# TWIT


twoo
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Oh beak-quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I don't want a barny
owl
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Who gives a hoot?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Don't stick your beak in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Who ruffled your feathers?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# already had beak
got yourself in a bit of a flap there
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Oops.
That's tawny it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# 'Ow'll I fix that now?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# You'll have to be a little bit cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Hey don't Saw Whet (owl) it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Wrong way round...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Meowl
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Awwww!
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Other way round

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Owl-faced cats ftw!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Holy hoovers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I wonder if their DNA is compatible
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhoot ~``~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

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