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[challenge entry] Another pea


EDIT: Sorry, meant to post this as a reply.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# This is hypnotic
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh goody, have a pea
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] pea parked
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Noooooooo
not a pea!

Woowoo chugahugachuga
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a few memes here too.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# DRIIIIIIIVE!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhahahaha
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I've never seen the original smug bastard picture.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I'm not clicking that or my post will become untrue :(
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# It's OK
It's only 'I Love Horses'.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# this is from ages ago
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I say you rotter, to me, to me. Not to you...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Lol :DD
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# God dont you just want to punch him?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Yes
:)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hehehe....
Nice one, sir.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Cheers JP!!
:D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# oh dear...
oh dear oh dear :D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# arf..........fills teh brief nicely:D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# glasscock of 66'


EDIT:IMAX SIZE? ANY HELP?

EDIT EDIT: NOW AVALIABLE FOR NOTEBOOK SCREENS
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
*suicides*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# t00 big?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Needs more Jaffa Cake
also: is it available in 3D?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# true.
ms paint + me x office= shit.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Can I see Herre Flick there?
Needs more Jonathan Frakes
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Wow, Herr Flick ist ein b3ta Meme?

also: top shop!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# shame it wasn't a bit bigger
you could have got more of them in
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# *Just a minute....*
Runs back to the other end of the office *squints*

Nope, the monitor is still too small.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Get back in your corner!
Who told you you could...!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# get the motivational beating stick
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *whips*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't quite see your picture
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# oddest horse i've ever seen
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# pah, this doesn't even fill half my screen
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# A tad big squire?

I like it because I can do this image again
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Nice flicker
:)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks, my flackers not too bad neither.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
#
*rubs thighs*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Oi! Geroutafit! I'm a happily married cockney wife beater.
Bloody deviants.... shootins too good fer em.
Bring back national service, never did me no 'arm
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] engage primary ignition, mirror, signal, manoeuvre......


edit - well the Death Star's a meme...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
#
Woo, Star Wars
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay



(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Haha
*invests in making a sequel*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hahah awesome
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] i lied. this is my second.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Quick TJ and call to arms
I need an iPhone programmer asap ideally with a good understanding of 3d, not just 2d flash games.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Is this another one of your ruses to get me into your bed?

or is it for a game?

;)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# proper job, which will make me and the lucky coder rich
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Wait there - I'll be back in a couple of years
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *taps foot impatiently*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
#
Is this another one of your ruses to get me into your bed?
It's a bit low poly
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I know a guy
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# will do so if no one else magically appears
(would be good to work with a fellow b3tan if possible)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Don't know any b3tans with those skills I'm afraid
but he's very handy with the 3D game stuff (and is building iPhone games atm)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# cool beans, if I say emvee sent me will he know what I'm on about?
(gaz me details/direct contact if you like)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah he knows who I am
Will gaz you the rest
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hah. I get mails from sites like getacoder.com and guru.com
and many people seem to be looking for iPhone/smartphone games programmers. Or facebook games.

I saw one crazy one where one guy was looking to buy the distribution rights for a game that already existed but hadn't been sold!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Oh, I should point out that I'm not mocking the idea of making an iPhone game. With HappyToast on board, I expect it will look pretty good :)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Gaz'd you a possible suggestion...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# cheers chap
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# dammit
why didn't i learn to programme the iphone.

now i'll never get rich.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# gos?

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# that's what it said when i copied and pasted.
EDIT: b3takit says grandma of shoes....but that wouldnt fit
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# The common abbreviation for him on here is GmoS

hence my confusion
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I prostrate myself before your superior knowledge
and from henceforth on, will endeavour to place an "m" between the letters "g" and "o" wherever they appear. Gmood afteroon.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# ;)

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Matt Gos
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] How many can you spot kids?


Edit: Answers can be found at the back of the internet here: www.b3tards.com/u/73316ee459e27863bec3/escher3.jpg

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# 2
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# quitter.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# 3
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Cor!
Epic!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# twelvety
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# 640
times 808

edit: is complaining about the compo a meme?
I was about to say it's a crap compo, but I like this one ^
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Classy!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# See, now this is good.
More like this please B3ta!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# 15
Good work.

Edit: Damn 16 , missed Smug bastrd. :(
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Keep looking ;)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Ah, 'All Your Base' is very subtle. :)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# 19
?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Nice
I don't see Sturdy Girl?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# That's cuz she's gone hiking.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# It's a pity she doesn't hike to my bedroom
or something like that.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# You like a woman in sturdy boots hey?
Personally I prefer thigh-highs but each to their own.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Nor GMOS.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# this is really nice
but the competition should have been called Mirthquake
or Memepool
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# 19
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I gone done an answer page for you shiny people.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# CATS!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Can we add this meme to the B3ta collection?

The living legend that is Eduard Khil?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# the board is going fast enough as it is with all the reposts
can we not start posting unshopped stuff off the internet in new threads please
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Shall I do a Big D?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I'd say yes
but you will get shouted at.

If you do, you're welcome to post it as a threadjack in my thread.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I am not having a good b3ta-day :o(
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# this will help
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# heheh
everyone will have forgotten about it by tomorrow
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Love it
Thanks MN
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I won't
I will be taking this to the grave.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# OMG
May my mustard unshopped meme haunt you in the afterlife :)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# No, because I don't even know who that is.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just drop this here then
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Haha
I foresee this being about 90% of the posts.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# That would mean me sitting here all day posting it
I really can't be arsed! :P
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# needs more dogs dressed as people dressed as food
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# They are not a meme
I dont know if that makes me sad or happy.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Seams are the earliest b3ta meme

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Fields?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Seams

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] NO WE CAN'T
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I remember when B3ta was full of merriments and Jaffa Cakes
now its full of reposts and shit.
*hmphs*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# This. ):
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# i disagree, the last two challenges brought a lot of woo to the table
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ..
woo
reposts and shit
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
'I like this'
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# maybe
though this compo should be "throw as much crap in a image as possible" though there are a few exceptions.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# i'm not too joyfull about this one either
but there has been much worse challenges before
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# looks like Kunt
from Kunt and the Gang.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I can't think of anything funny for the compo
so here's a picture of two demons having a tea break.

CFB
(235kb)

PUUUUUUUUUBES
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I concur
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# TJ: So now I am going to have to go and kick-start my brain...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I thought demons drink demon juice....
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Demonade?
Hahahahahahahaaa! OH MERCY!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# me like these demons you drawded
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# "Some days, you just can't get rid of Tom Jones!"
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*passes Bat Anti-Shark Spray*

Also, Arkham Asylum 2 coming later this year.... please don't fuck it up
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Ok
I'll try not to.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# pffft...
Just make sure you do.

if it's anything like your pic we should be fine
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Ok
I shall build a level on a pier, where you have to dispose of comedy bombs in a timely fashion
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb.....
.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Run!
Run for the Green Green Grass of Home!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Film poster tiem
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Ha!
He looks thoroughly fed up!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Of course it is . . . it's full of . . . *parps* . . . gas !
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel dirty having done this
Am sure it's been done better by someone else but they're not here



If it makes you feel better, my vote goes to www.b3ta.com/board/9978499
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# no clive -10exp
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I know.
Got bored.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] No quo either?
PEA:
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# coughed up a quo ball
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You are smashing...
...as is this, therefore I *Click*

How ya doing lully?

:)
Have a boiiiiing

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Aw ta muchly!
I'm OK. Procrastinating with the best of them. And you?

Edit: Oh, what a lovely boing! My mind is doing the boing noise as it bounces :OD
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Fine ta missus!
:)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *boings*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can't think which ending I would prefer :O)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Oooh some of the really old ones in there

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# The Beattiefication of Christ
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I might as well get this out the way
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# You missed the Dog and Hat...


also the CDC


Despite all of this, I clicked it because I like it.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I have to say
I have NEVER seen a cat paint

Surely what's happened there is, a selfish owner has left paint lying around, the cat has inadvertently stepped in it, and is wiping the wall to get it off?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# or he is just happy drawing cocks?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# yeah
I took that far too seriously
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Woo! Stargate!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# +1 for sturdygirl

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I can't see how that could possibly be better
*clicks*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# grand work
Joles!


*clicksafaslgvhn:`
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Wheres the
"I FUUUUCKING LOVE THIS" button?..
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# and in other news...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Jesus, I haven't seen Mr Pedantic in YEARS!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Memery Glands.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You're really milking that joke
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# you're being udder-ly ridiculous
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *throws DVD of Wallace and Gromit - A Gland Day Out*
*misses*

You duct!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# well...at least you linked it
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# erm yes
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I've nobody but myself to blame for clicking that!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Ha!
:OD
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Haha what
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Can it be mil...
oh right.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Phwwwooorr...
I bet that tastes salty
:D

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] think I'll sneak this is here
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It has all the answers!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I don't like the font
Too brown.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# All the source imagery anyone could ever need
www.b3takit.co.uk/

"These are the cliches (the memes if you will) but please think twice about using them. We have seen 1000's of variations on the same themes and would much prefer you used fresh images."

But not this week!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# That's why I asked this...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# That b3takit is as old as Rob's pants
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# But at least there's no ASBO against showing strangers the b3takit in Camden High Street
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# This is opposite week!
Everyone repost in new threads, and make text-only new posts, and make images 300 pixels wide, and 2Mb in size, and be rude to regulars but polite to newbies, and...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I'll never woik!!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# And hope Bizarro Superman doesn't appear
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
#
FUCK OFF!
Nice idea.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# As this is opposite week, I see you crossed out a polite reply to give a rude one instead!!1!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# TWUNT!
Your the best!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Ah
The font of all meme-age!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I can't be the only person that can see the similaritys


It was this or the queen of the desert thing he did
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] is Thatcher a Meme ?


I'll pea this anyways
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] well since I am reposting old memes



(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I don't think you know what memes are Paul :(
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# the ATAT has been a meme since time began, and thatcher is always getting posted
I really don't want to be forced into the literal translation of the greek word, yes I do know what it means
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] You want a snowy meme?*


*rehtorical question, I don't really care if you do or not :-
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Oh goody, another Star Wars pic
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# but it is a nice one
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I try my best not to see him at all in anything, ever!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Gosh.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I can't tell if he's bob-bob-bobbin
as he went past too fast!

Edit: And another thing, prompted by the current comp.
Rob, would it be possible to actually see the number of votes each image challenge suggestion gets? (such as, a Liked-by-20-people next to each one) I know fraser says, "voted for by you" but I am sure some of the ones getting picked CAN'T be the top voted suggestions?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Do Not Question Democrazy - erm Democracy
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# My silly suggestion is on like page 3 of my best posts ever :(
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Bloody hell
I just checked, the same goes with me
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# We all tend to work on this site at particular times of day so,
I suspect that when we are all tucked up snug in bed, that the Yanks come and bugger it all up for us, voting for things that our British sense of humour considers unworthy of such attention, pushing our British humour down the list.

I wonder if it would be possible to use the server logs to find a favourite 'US voted for' winner and put it to one side, leaving the site to the rest of the world. (we've got 'b3ta', they could have 'w0rser' ;-)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Yes, because B3ta could do with more inter-board cuntery and japes.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Here, here.
Well said.
/Round of applauds.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# But if it said "Liked-by-20-people next to each one"
they would all look the same?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# doh, you-know-what-I-mean
;)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Curry and robins do not mix
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# And on a similar note, I can't remember who originally posted this but I just added the waterskiing paraphernalia.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# twas me but I can't find the original
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# "Rocket Robin..."
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Om found in Mandelbrot set.
For years, Islamic mathematicians have been looking for the word 'Allah' in the Mandelbrot set - if Allah turned out to be written into mathematics, then that would be absolute proof.

Recently however, it all went quite quiet.

Now, we can reveal that instead of finding confirmation of their own take on 'Life, The Universe and Everything', instead, they found an 'Om' () - the Hindu mantra.

Oh well.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# wut?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# 'OM' My God!
Recently however, it went all quite what?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# It went quite what?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Touche
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Stop toucheing me
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# quiet - ta
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# See, they want pedantic pea-counters like me on the job
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Too right
Where would we be without people who could do a subediting job for free?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Shirley you jest?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# absolute proof of what?
that chocolate flavoured bars have less then 14% coco solids by weight?

that the country is a bit fuck financially?

that there really is no god and that blind faith is an outdated way to control the masses?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# and the rest
Once you've got about a third of the way through Godel, Escher and Bach, you realise that mathematics can only be incomplete as well.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Heh.
Someone once tried the to prove the existence of God by pointing out that if you convert each number into its corresponding position in the alphabet (1=A, 2=B, ... 26=Z), and then translate pi this way, somewhere in there is the text 'I am God and I created the universe'. However, since pi is an infinite and non-repeating number, this means that any conceivable piece of text is in there somewhere. Somewhere in there it'll say 'I am Bob Todd, and I created the universe, not God'.

And that's leaving aside the problem of whether a 26 should be a Z or a B and a F.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# There is no such thing as an infinite number
By its very definition, "infinite" distances itself from being associated with numbers. If Pi were an infinite number, you'd have steak and kidney everywhere.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I once found one of those sites that promises to find your date of birth in pi.
You know: if you insert the digits ddmmyy - or in any other sequence.

I entered my date of birth.

Nothing.

I had a bit of an existential crisis that day.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# It just means you are God.
Deal with it.

And GAZ me this Friday's Euromillions numbers while you're at it.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# 1,2,3,4,5 and 6
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# You don't play the Euromillions Lottery, do you?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# There are also
people who claim that the Bible has texts in it (say if you look at every seventh letter and so on, it'll say something like predict Lady Di's death and so on) and when confronted by someone who understood what was going on, who claimed that it would happen with any sufficiently long piece of text, they suggested that it be tried with Moby Dick. So they did. And it worked, better than the Bible.

So much for the Bible - out performed by Moby Dick.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Also, they're deliberately searching for strings like 'God exists'.
Did they search for strings like 'otters knitting' or 'worship Satan'? I bet plenty of silly results would turn up too if you looked for them.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Yup
And, you don't have to look in anything that looks like legible text either. You can just use random letter sequences.
When you think about it, it's all a bit arbitrary anyway. The alphabet we use nowadays is not the same as the one that it was written in, whenever it was really written down (however long after the event/myth was supposed ot have happened.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Is Thursday theology day on B3ta?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Not quite
It's taking the piss out of all of those people who spend their lives looking for evidence of their belief system in real world things, whether it is people looking for the world Allah in the Mandelbrot set or people listening to Led Zeppelin albums backwards, trying to hear the Devil (whatever that is supposed to be).
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# You're god then?
all hail bob todd
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# It will also say somewhere in there 'I am Rebel biscuit and I created the universe'.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Actually, its not certain
Just very likely (as far as we know), its perfectly possible to have a non repeating transcendental number (one that goes on forever in a decimal expansion and is not the solution of a polynomial equation) which does not include every digit (remove all the 9s from pi and you'd still have a transcendental number (probably, not going to try and prove it, but would be suprised if it wanst true), but would never get the letters I or S.
Would be interesting to see what it spelled if you converted it into base 2 and then read it as ascii though
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# there's no such thing as God...
and if there was, then he's fucked off to the other side of the galaxy in his ufo

wake up sheeple!!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ^ needs more words*
Actually, no it doesn't...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Prob bin dun a million times

Now a million and one.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# i bet he's got liversausage sadwiches and a capri sun.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe, ace :D the dribble is spot on!
ace :D the dribble is spot on!Sorry for the tj 'n pearost but I guess this fits the compo:




CFB

edit: ta ya all :D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
splendid, not seen that one in a while.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I will always love these
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# that's more like it
also woo to the original pic
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# didn't realize that these were your great skillz
WOO : )
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# blimey
a bit good this.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:10, archived)
# definite winner
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# the magenta hills
are a nice touch
(, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Someone set us up the bomb

/ac
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# 'up us'
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# whatever floats yer boat ducky! ;D
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# heh!
edit, whis there an 'i like this' check box on replies?
what does it 'like'?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I think it likes the post you're replying to.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# it puts the lotion on the skin
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Pretty bad competition, huh
Has an alt one been tentatively suggested yet?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# not worth it, any good stuff would be swamped by the torrent of quick memage
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# tht's why people should click I like this
as it gives others another chance to see the good stuff.

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# too many alt options meant it has yet to take off
there needs to be a strong leader
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# just post every image in the compo
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# welcome to national post a meme week
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Repost a meme, you mean.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Is it a meme if you don't repost?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Well there's a deep question.
Let's organise a seminar where we can discuss it.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# am it lizard colouring in time?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Haha I'm so glad that wasn't chosen
I'd have gone into hiding or something.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# i like colouring in!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# it nice red lizard :)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# it has clive..it's not all bad ;)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# word
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# this happened to Mark King
when the bailiffs turned up
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# from level 42?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# yes.
they made a claim against his entire guitar collection
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# 'they'?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# the bailiffs
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# they said
'all your base are belong to us'

he had some unpaid fines you see.

al of this reminded me of this
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I don't know why it reminded you of that
but I'm glad it did

ACE!

EDIT: aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! Now I do
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# bass see? sea bass
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 10p off all kitty foods!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Clive!
If nobody else can save us, he will!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo to your economic pussy!
Also, mind if I pea a compo entry here?



(First thing I did with my shiny new graphics tablet! :-) )
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# 3 hairs per ball - check
magenta - check
green spunk - needs checked
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Ah, I'd forgotten this was originally titled "Zombiecock"
Making it green makes my cock suitable for minors - remember Carmageddon? ;-)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Aren't tablets ace?
Even if my mates non think I'm a cock for having ore.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Yas! nebbermind de ressesh... ressessi... nebbermind all de mony goin 'way.
Also, I spotted this while i was at my local supermarche.
Photobucket
What has science done?
well, it made me laugh.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# haha good god!
heston blumenthal is great
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Hestelia Blumensmith?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# oy vey! :D

(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# COOK/OFF
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Shouldn't you be posting some sock by now?
*waits patiently*
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# nope
maybe.

who knows
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)

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