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[challenge entry] Where's the NSFW box ?
(yeeha, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I've had her!
her him THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# it's cunningly disguised as the 'delete' link
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# OH...
(yeeha, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# It's either one of those in between "Add Friend" and "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# what's the joke?...would!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Norks!
TJ: So...I'm on the horns of a dilemma. I work at an ad agency that handles a major political party's election campaign. They've just been shuffled sideways for the political party's previous ad agency to make a bit of a comeback and their two new campaign posters have landed in my inbox, though they've not been released to the general public yet.

They're so fucking awful I can't believe that they would actually run with them, and I suspect that they might be fakes circulated to see if there are any leaks in the agency (in which case I should leave well alone) but at the same time they're so fucking awful I want to make fun of them on the interwebs.

What would b3ta do?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Make fun of them on the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# LEAK! Although if your admin's worth his salt you'd have just written your own confession.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I work two jobs
I'm in a different office at a different company right now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Your best bet would be to email them to someone unrelated your work, from your phone.
And have them leak them somewhere you've never been at work. Then someone can "find" them and bring them over here. Then edit the confession to something about kittens then delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# create a new account and post them under that
then not write the message above

I also have this problem - occasionally I get to see top secret govt documents, some of which I would have liked to have publicised
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I would leave it until they're released publically, if they are.
If not, leak them as if they are gonna come out after they don't.

Finally, rub some honey on your balls and start a fight with a bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Post them in a new thread, then post them in another new thread, and compo them.
Then delete the original thread, add a click for bigger which is smaller, and then delete the whole thing and flounce off.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# This must be the alternative faq that some L platers read?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Post a photo of you holding them and laughing
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# NORKS...I presume means "Hard Nipples"..yes ?
The whole world see's your norks..and your political bs..
(yeeha, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Just boobs man, just boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Come one man, there's always other jobs!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# in the words of phil mitchell
"Leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave it"

no really.

just in case.

A twitchy spidey sense should not be immediately ignored.

you should reply to the email and ask if these images "are serious"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I think you're right
I think they'll be released later today anyway, in which case I will join you all in ripping the living shit out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# and for all you know there could be individual tags on the images
it's best not to render oneself unemployable in chosen field these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I don't think they're that smart
but best not to take any chances
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# they're already watching you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# No snot fucking wipes-box?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Express today:


Fuck my flow chart from ages ago, I think they actually just pick words out of a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahah christ
we've got enough of our own spies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I just can't believe how much the express has toned down it's headlines in recent years.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah. I saw that and my wrong-o-meter went off the scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Aptly named reporter
Look at this news article and see who wrote it!

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece
(ShaftManlike, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Please click here...
failhorn.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha the failhorn
To have an angry wank with.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Ha! I like that,
but it's no sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Touché!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# my personal fav'?
www.pown.it/?uid=109
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# the drama! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# :D
I meant to ask you, have you been watching Burnistoun? Fucking love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I watched it for the first time the other night...nae rolls?

haha will need to see if it's on bbc iplayer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Aye,
they have it all on there :D

Check the links popular page for my fave sketch :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I fucking love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha but this really belongs on /links.
Can't help but chuckle at it though.

Also - did I hear correctly that The times are going to start charging to access their website? WTF with that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Murdoch's doing it across the board
As well as trying to sue websites that link to his paper's sites
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# At least we'll still have the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# If only there was a newspaper
like The Daily Mail but with lots of stories about are queEn of hartz! I reckon that would be a great newspaper! I would totally buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Fucking pouty cuntball isn't he!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# because murdoch wants to controll all media
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Aye,
a pound for a day pass on it, or £2 for the week. It just won't work in my opinion.

And as Beau Bo D'Or just said over on twitter, Alexander Lebedev "It was a straightforward choice. One day's access to The Times or buy The Independent."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# or buy a Coke and a Yorkie and then go to news.bbc.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# But he literally bought the whole company for a pound,
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I wonder if he'll make it free, as he did with the Standard
That'd be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Oh, right.
He's a smart cookie, that Beau Bo D'Or
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# ^This
(Only substitute the coke for an oasis)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Is the Times' website actually any good?
I just use the Beeb whenever I don't get my news from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I don't really know to be honest with you.
I am one of these losers who actually buys a real paper every day :) I do like Caitlin Moran's articles though.

She writes good columns too.

Badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Bloody hell, I didn't think there were many of your sort left.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# oh god, she's an awful self-important little troll
nothing's changed since she wrote for Melody Maker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I have it bookmarked, but a cursory history check indicates I've been there twice. Ever.
And both of those were probably the result of poor mouse aim.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# nah - it's shite
the FT is pretty good for proper news

it's an unholy alliance of the BBC, Private Eye, Tabloidwatch and occasionally the Guardian for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# it is cos Murdoch is a cuntbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# and there is a whale in the thames!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# no....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Links board, you PISSBRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# or just tell us
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# If only someone had posted that on the /links board this morning
[edit] this morninglast fucking night
b3ta.com/links/449556
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Roger Boyes.
Now let's just forget this ever happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I HAZ A BUN!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Stottie stoat has a stottie
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Help!
This bread roll is full of helium!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] the Blessed Beattie


Click for bigger (166 kb)

He's been at it for a long time.
(in-knock-you-us, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAARDEEEEEEEEEEER!1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# ho hum.
If anyone wants me I'll be browsing through the VIP images on CandyCrib.

laterzzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# lushlulu ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Good shout!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I had some toast this morning..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Master Meme

Lacks seasoning...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# cooking doesn't get me harder than this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# THAT'S SERIOUS CROISSANT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# crsnt iz srs bsnss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# White wine
WILL CHANGE THEIR LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# conjoined at the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I wonder with these guys
whether they ever have anything vaguely normal - like toast, or a boiled potato
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I can't understand why they aren't dead
They only eat one mouthful from every meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9980051
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# the bald guy's a greengrocer by trade
true fact
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Aaah I miss Wogan when Mastershout's on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I saw Greg in person a couple of weeks back..
Eating a £5 Fish and chip supper outside the Wellington pub on the Strand..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Did he just take one bite, and go
"Fish cooked perfectly. Batter crisp and even. Chips are a bit greasy though", and then chucked it on the floor and wandered off.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# It looked suspicously like
a cooked from frozen bit of fish....

Like you waould get in a Weatherspoons.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# this answers my question
thankyou Madame Blavatsky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# £5 for fish and chips in London is alright.
Can't be too bad if he's eating it either.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# You are correct..
Your lucky to get a punch in the eye for a fiver these days in London..

Wellington pub is quite reasonable for a pint aswell, £3:00..

(I remembember when you could get a pint for £1.50...*sobs*)
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Whereabouts on Strand is it?
Is it the one near Aldwych?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Thats the one..
Just on the corner, by the "Lion King"..

Nice little boozer..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Awesome.
I'll try that.

I can't believe we've reached a point where we think £3 a pint is not bad pricing.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# The Punch and Judy in Covent Garden..
is FIVE POUNDS for a pint...

crazy...


And the new Pie and Mash Shop donw the bottom in EIGHT quid for 1 pie and mash...

Rip off..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Mother of fucking mercy.
£5 a pint - they can piss right off. How do they get any business? What fuckwits are supporting the owners in charging that? Are they just ripping off tourists?

Jesus, that's made me quite angry.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Proper rip off..
The tourists lap it up though, because they can stand on the balcony bit and watch the "performance" downstairs..usually some bloke on a unicycle wannking or something..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# In fairness,
I'd pay to watch that.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Samuel Smiths pubs FTW
Still £2.21 for a lager, £1.99 for a bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Indeed
unfortunately their blager gives you the worst hangover in all christendom

As I can testify to the last two friday mornings running.

But not this week...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Their Old Brewery Bitter
makes me shit like a big horse in the morning. Feel all the better for it, mind.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I like those pubs..
You can get Casquena beers in some of their pubs...

And also they used to have this beer called ( I know I cant spell it, so I'll pronunce it) I'hinga'breau
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Arf!
TJ: JC2 is out today, anybody getting it? Still not sure as there is no MP.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ....,...
I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# New Game..
Joan Crawford part 2.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Light aircraft...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Hamburger stands...
But no Hamburgers..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# She's back, and this time she brough a friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Theres fleets of ships up there.
..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Yeah, I put it in the GA before going and WPing my QS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Like omg!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# nope the controls are still shit

but at least he doesn't run like he's got a dildo jammed up his arse anymore

/played the ps3 demo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Yeah I played the demo.
Looks lovely but I would have to agree about the controls, also they said there 'may be' a multiplayer in dlc.But for £40 I vant it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# yea it looks amazing graphics wise..but gameplay controls = meh

so I'm going to miss it out, might pick up
GTA Episodes from Liberty City for the PS3 when it comes out next month
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I'm pissed off that Episodes... has been delayed
as i have next week off work.

I might get Bioshock 2 today to tide me over.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# For £25 I might pick it up myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# yea good price! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Well, without a Member of Parliament, I don't see HOW we're going to get Jesus Christ 2!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# It'll be an ITV talent show
Simon Cowell, a couple of priests and Denise Van Outen will choose the winner
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Still caning FFXIII
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# needs more chocobo

/not played ffxiii
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# waaaark!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I've downloaded the demo
...but not played it yet. The first one was great but the grappling hook was a little iffy.
Meant to be much better now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# MEMES DON'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS!
WHOEVER WINS THIS COMPO - IT WILL CHANGE THEIR LIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha
It is seriously addictive that show.

Anyone seen the Aussie one on watch?
It's even MORE hardcore!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Serious?
Cool.

I love that show. I am definitely Team Mitra for the remainder of the series. Crazy Tiny Scottish Iranian Woman FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I'm a few episodes behind
is the Geordie beehive hair woman still in?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# some thing like this!!!


Click for bigger (159 kb)
(arse trumpet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# oh hello
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# but not actually this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# That's a pretty washed-out magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# peado, poof and piano player oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I thought they'd stopped all that rubbish
on the basis that it is simply a huge commercial for Lloyd Webber's stage show created and broadcast at license-payers' expense.

And that it's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# That is exactly it
"Oooo i need character X for tired old play X, which incidentally will be opening just after the tv programme finishes, so all the dumbass housewives can come along and coo at the nobodys they've been watching on the magik boxs"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I hope Mick Hucknall wins and someone sets fire to him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Get Martine McCutcheon to vomit paraffin into his hair

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaha
this really ought to be pitched to the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Already did
apparently it'd be too highbrow for BBC3, but they might turn it into the new lottery draw gameshow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It really is pitiful television
Rather than making the beeb kill 6music and cut bak its website, the board of trustees should be taking potshots at money wasted on dross.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I thought I saw an advert for it the other day..
the bbc really is a dying broadcaster run by people who make piss poor decisions
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Cheap lazy telly
That eurovision thing was the worst thing I've even seen on the BBC. Even ITV wouldn't have shown that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# but where are the kittens?
and the jokes?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Domo Beattie
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Poor old Dick Beattie,,
I saw this..

www.freewebs.com/dickbeattie/index.htm

Surely not for real...?
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# It's not real
That's not his wife, that's Barbara Werner
www.uwrf.edu/csta/faculty.html
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hmmm
the page that the paypal link goes to is more than a bit suspicious.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Has anyone noticed the new beta.bbc.co.uk


open for shoppage I think...
(arse trumpet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Oh you fucking arse trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# ?
do you know what beta means?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# It's the opposite of wurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# nah
that's "gooder"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah, puerile digital arts community
innit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# IMAGE FROM INTERNET SITE APPEARS ON OTHER INTERNET SITE
thousands nearly outraged interested
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# your mother
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# no, I think they pay people to design stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Like my cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
blah blah blah spinal tumour
blah blah blah vaginal humour
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Now with fully javascript-enabled live twitter feed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Erupting into your inbox like Eyjafjallajökull
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# A Shit stained "Cab for Hire" that will probably end in rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Foreward by Pope Benedict XVI
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Psst! ForewOrd.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# no no, this is a special room in a golfing hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# popes get all the perks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Oh touche!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# There's a reason we only send this once a week. See below for details.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# fuck me it's friday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Great deals on Nike shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# FUCK ME IT'S THE NEWSLETTER!
Edit: Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Alistair Darling is a cunt : Budget Special
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ALISTAIR DARLING TRIED TO TAX THE NEWSLETTER. WE TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Jesus touched me. Wait - no - it was a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# WELCOMING ALL THE TIMES ONLINE READERSHIP WHO DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR ONLINE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# W@tcH THIS!!! Video of Alistair Darling being kneecapped by the Wurzels
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ^this all over^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# *car pulls alongside, window drops*
OI BE A CIDER DRINKER ((BLAM)) ((BLAM)) TAKE THART YOW LONDON PONCE, DORSET REPRESENT.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# crashing in to your browser like a red arrow
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# how to hide peados a true story of love, life and arseache :Pope Benedict XVI
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Not as bad as waking up a Heroin addict, Scientologist AND in bed with Peaches Geldof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Putting politicians on ignore since 2006!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Jesus is coming and he wants a piece of the action
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Jesus is coming
1) in spurts or;
2) out of the closet.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# A wondrous list of costings inside your battered red box.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# In this issue
Catholic priest molests nobody, gets excommunicated.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# REMEMBER - CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# CLOGS GO BACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# COCKS GO BLACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# BOCKS GO CACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# CONKS GO BLANG THIS WEEKEND
it's all happening
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# A BELCHED COCKING STOCK SKEW
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I SUBSCRIBED TO B3TA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# we'll keep doing it until mummy prints it out and sticks it on the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# WANKING OVER THE FACE OF THE INTERNET
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# We'll give it to you straight like a pear cider made from 100% pear, Cider becomes more expensive on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Supporting our brave firemen throughout the strike
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# China steams ahead on clean energy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Like a cab for hire. Yours for £5000
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe

super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# ANAL PROLAPSE AWARENESS WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# LOUDER BECAUSE IT'S IN CAPITALS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# £16m funding boost for UU campus
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# public service broadcasting: you're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# US passes health law amendments
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Spectacles, testicles...testicles, TESTICLES
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# you've got a lot of balls, drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# As a priest unto a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I'M TYPING THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO YOU SEE IT...ME..ME..ME
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I found this, I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Victoria stab death police arrest 20 people
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# .
This Sunday - 2 week countdown for Windows servers to change to summertime begins.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER SUBJECT LINE IS ALWAYS PRINTED IN CAPITAL LETTERS
WORK YOUR PINKIE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# .
Oops.

That didn't work.

iәႨ!Ⴈ ә!Ⴈ
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Cooking doesn't get me harder than this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# UK beaches swamped by plastic litter, say campaigners
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# something about your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# May contain jokes about the budget written by people who don't understand economics

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# like the chancellor of the exchequer!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Dead kids don't tell tales
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Costing you £2 a week from June onwards
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Apparently I have a very large vagina according to my gynaecologist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# WE'RE WANKING ON CHATROULETTE...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's bound to be better than the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# We don't fuck teh fluff, we make love to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Nanny McAfee! We need you!
Good morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Mornin' missus!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
Emma Thompson needs less make-up for this sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Blimey
I hope you get credit for struggling into work in that state.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# raawr! :)
iPhone programmer?


I can set the time for you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# :D
proper app making type is required for me to give arts and instructions to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# but I can set the time right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# And a very goatse morning to you too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You've got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Open both mouths and say Pbrbbprbpprbprrr!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Hiya Toastie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Good nings!
this reminds me of the caramelised onion chutney sausages last night for tea. they were a little too sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
*hungers*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I wish I had some now
I have lost a stone over the last month and still dropping
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# What?
My god man, have you got tapeworms?*

*hope nothing really bad is really wrong with you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# STRESS!
and a little concerted effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Phew
I typed that and then thought....fuck what if he's terminaly poorly !

oh, and Re: your sig. Yes totally. The binwagon sometimes parks up near our back lane. Often with a full load of black bags still waiting to be squashed. The effort I have to make just not to rush over and press the red "squishy-crushy" button is immense.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# haha
every other week is a total treat cos the wheelie bin men, paper/cans/bottles and plastics recyclers ALL COME ON THE SAME DAY! I peek through the blinds so they can't see me.

I'M COMING MOTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I could do with that
Is it a magic diet or are you amputating body parts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# it's amazing how much legs weigh
essentially I have virtually stopped eating all wheat products, and stopped snacking. I also skip breakfast altogether (which apparently is the wrong thing to do), and drink coffee all morning instead.

I feel much healthier, and of course lighter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Or are you keeping stones in your pockets, and you have holes in them?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# funnily enough I can now get my hands in my pockets
as my trousers are a little roomier!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Pocket billiards tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# BONUS!
*shuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# superbaly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Street view
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# *coming straight outta Coundon*
... yeah way to name check districts of small rural towns in the North of England... in Rap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Kersal?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Lasrek?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# ZOMG!
7 years 0 months 0 days!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# ZOMG!
8 years 0 months 11 days!

DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# ha ha
you're old and your timing is poor!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# you'd rather see, me in the pen than
me and Johnny, rolling in a Nissan Sunny...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# haha
West Philadelphia...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# If he stays outside dressed like that
he'll catch a "Snizzle"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# fo' sho'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# proper guffaw
hahhahhha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hah. I watched that windowlicker 10 min video, and the bit where the limo comes in had me in stitches.
Er, anyway. Tell the internets, and all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# great video...waits....waits....waits....waits...waits...argh! :D
Chris Cunninghams music videos are amazing and very freaky at times

Rubber Johnny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Too freaky for this time in the morning.
Going for this instead:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatccHVfuhA
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I'm already listening to that :D

look for girl/boy song..lully tune
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Why is it always raining in you images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# *studies*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)
# love Derek Riggs' artwork
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:01, archived)
# this is my favourite one
(before I ruined it with gimp and a shaky hand)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Is shaky hand a eufemism of some sorts?

This is b3ta. You can tell it if you wanked over it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# stranger in a strange land or seventh son..

too many amazing pieces of artwork to choose from :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# hmm

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Pea

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
Pea

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sod it have another one
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah,
She knows it's a B3ta pass.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Ooo... very similar to
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:41, archived)
# That's helping my headache a lot
Cheers fella!

My eyes must be fucked, cos the frame is moving!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Nah, it's one a' them optical allusions, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:20, archived)
# no, you're stoned. you're most likely definitely stoned.
how do I know? because it's moving for me too
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:25, archived)
# I've turned it off, too spacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)
# thanks..was wondering how it reappeared
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:28, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:28, archived)
# It was lovely and pretty though
just not at this tinme in the morning

feel guilty now for ruining your creativity
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Gradient tool + hue adjust =/= creativity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:30, archived)
# Gradient tool + hue adjust == SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Gradient tool + hue adjust == WITCHCRAFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Am I sensing an alt-compo here?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# no..just a shit old challenge

that was shit years ago and still shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# What a swell party this is!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:19, archived)
# Albuquerque!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:26, archived)
# High-kickin' dandy!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:27, archived)
# YOU'RE A HOT DOG, BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT 'ER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# um
if i understood this i might might woo

on the other hand, 4 vodkas later ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:34, archived)
# I was looking at these fucked up costume shots on amazon and thought it might be fun to comp them all together.
 
OR, WHAT YOU WILL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# they're from the same seller who does the penis hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Well
I'm swollen...
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:41, archived)
# Oh, kethcup! Why are you late again?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:05, archived)
# well yes, they sell them too
they're awesome
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:40, archived)
# ooh la la!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:44, archived)
# also I have been revisiting the "make newspaper comics funny" challenge, I think it was one of the best in years
www.b3ta.com/board/8145285

then again there's this one from 2007, where most of last weeks entries originated
www.b3ta.com/challenge/national_gallery/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:46, archived)
# I'll take a look.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:50, archived)
# GOOD TIMES, MY FRIEND.
www.b3ta.com/board/8139239
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:22, archived)
# GOOD. FUCKING. TIMES.
www.b3ta.com/board/8139907
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:23, archived)
# I love this website sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:31, archived)
# well if you make it as far as page nine
"gay fart peanut hammer."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:35, archived)
# I am so fucking easily amused sometimes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnVpAEiJ3Mk&NR
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:57, archived)
# you know the score
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:02, archived)
# I got excited for a moment there scanning the gig guides
www.mukuna.co.nz/auckland/central/gig29669.htm
blatant false advertising! this is feckless shite, neither ambient drum 'n' bass nor dubstep

also I got my hopes up, there used to be a hip hop duo called Full Code but this is a different Full Code who are honky gaywad rejects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfrRUWbYvtM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:14, archived)
# fuck it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDM67Uulo7A
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)
# ehhhhhh it's all bad this weekend.
although that gobshite Connan Hosford's coming over for an album release tomorrow
I don't think I want to pay twenty five bucks just for the chance to punch him in the dick
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:22, archived)
# haha, that tosser
i'll send you the $25 if it helps
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:39, archived)
# oh, hang around the bath house, you might get him
connanmockasin.tumblr.com/

is any body able to explain to me his brownface cover art?
I'm not sure I get it, unless he is saying "look at my smug grin, I am shit"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:58, archived)
# god knows
though he's being dreadfully naughtily cutting edge sneaking words like snat and choade into his songs
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:05, archived)
# well that's fair enough I suppose, he is a massive choad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:22, archived)
# that's great.
i was off trying to 'work'. should have been hanging with pingu.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:35, archived)
# I was about to leave but I remembered there was a picture I was going to make
 
it's already taking longer than expected
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:55, archived)
# i'm in. i've got a lock on a prize with my craigslist sexfreak buddies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Shoulder hat!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:49, archived)
# i'm going to run for mayor of the uk on the simple platform: FLAPPERS NOT SLAPPERS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)
# it'll be a tough contest against my SLAPPERS NOT FLAPPERS platform
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:03, archived)
# my dignified wimmin will win.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:35, archived)
# I so rarely get to use this, but close enough
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:56, archived)
# tres gai
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:58, archived)
# Fiddle-de-d-de...
...two ladies...
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:42, archived)
# I made a thingamy
Doesn't make much sense without clicking fer bigger.
So...


Click here for (1920x1200) bigger! (474kb)


(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Ooh, hee hee!
Now animate it zooming in on one of the little b3tas until we can see that it is, in turn, composed of littler b3tas...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:19, archived)
# Hahah, hmmm. There's an idea!
However... my computer would probably stand up and leap out the window and/or kill me.
It's around 8 million polygons and made my computer get rather warm while rendering.
I took this to mean the compy was furious.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:28, archived)
# I still think you should do this
for a two second zoom, you'll need 40-50 frames for good quality, but for a gif you could probably get away with much less
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:13, archived)
# AND SO AD INFINITUM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:45, archived)
# E P I C
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:20, archived)
# how many muppets did you have to skin to make it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:26, archived)
# I'd like to say seventeen.
But I'd be lying. The last 10 or 11 were just for fun if I'm being honest.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:30, archived)
# points for honesty: +1
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:44, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] meme meme
(ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)
# well it's got plenty of two of my favourite things.
 
Domokun and babies are neither of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Speech bubbles and question marks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Grass?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:56, archived)
# ..is an acceptable answer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:57, archived)
# COUNT TO FIBE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Blue skies and fluffy white clouds?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Eyeballs
and fungi?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:14, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)
# ahhhahhhhhhh beautiful
also, my flatmate introduced me to the joy of Skudd the other day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGByxXtM28Y

SABBA SABBA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Tertiary syphilis and rabies
But cute.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:39, archived)
# o_O
it's animal on a bad acid trip!! brilliant!!

furthermore, 0:45 in this clip it sound like she says "shut the fuck up!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbynS_2ZxY4
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:58, archived)
# unlikely, it's Swedish.
the rest of the Höjdarna cast seems fairly ordinary but I love Skudd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB7yb84m7ok
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:04, archived)
# eeee, that's creepy.
if you want more children's weirdness, i just stuck something frightening on /links.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:06, archived)
# PANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:42, archived)
# look at the other freaky japan vid that waz4444 linked to a couple of posts below mine.
equally odd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:58, archived)
# ahhhahhh yes that is fucking crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:10, archived)
[challenge entry] a pint and a half of meme in every gif
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)
# screams and hidden assassins.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Sometimes I really wonder what's up with STROKE VICTIMS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcSBO8YAnTQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# I liked that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# but that cheese looks too damn tasty to pass on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Now with less tasty cheese...


Edit: that's quite enough for tonight. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:02, archived)
# /board is giving my nightmares plenty fodder tonight.
edit: 'night, Egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:05, archived)
# IT'S A HONEY TRAP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:39, archived)
# replace the word honey with smegma
and i think you'll be closer
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:59, archived)
# I happen to know from extensive research on the internet that transexuals are generally very clean
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Early Morning Monkey
A little scribble to tide you through this harsh hour.

Click for bigger.
Websitesticles
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# ahhhhhh, he's sucking his little thumb thumb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# But why is he in a cage? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I thought those were spiders
 
from MARS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Awwwww!
Lovely draws.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Top twiddlings
sir
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# *jaw drops*
Light and texture on that is awesome. Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] HE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Aaargh!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# This is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:13, archived)
# PUT UP YOUR GUNS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)
# the bitch unlocked the red dot scope!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# She has guns?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
# okay...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Fucking JOY
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# hahahahahhahaa
amazing
EDIT: Compo this
(JoePesky, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# nah, it's not crammed with meme's
i don't even think Bennett is a meme, or is he?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Bennett must/should be
hell yes
(JoePesky, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# he was involved in the b3ta christmas meme
(JoePesky, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# home time anyway
night b3ta x
(JoePesky, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:14, archived)
# NITE
and yeah i will compo it now actually
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:25, archived)
# NO TV PARTY TONIGHT!
yayargh.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)

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