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# My first post on this board in about 800 years.
Avatar photoshop
Tried my hand at an avatar cat person photoshop.
Next time i'll try and blend the hair better I think.
There's a big version on flickr. Also, I put a before and after with the original here. here.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Veh nice!
And I'd never have realised it was Scarlett Johansson.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# *browses flickr*
Where did you take this one? Kelvingrove Park, near to Kelvin Way?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
#
Yeah, i was down in Glasgow in November and took a bunch of photos. It's a cool place.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Better than Aberdeen, that's for sure! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Aberdeen is the greatest city on earth, everyone knows that
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Better than Dundee?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# very good
though you're right, the lighting about the top of the head and temples is a little off - looks too desaturated, maybe add some blue?

also, I never figured out whether this was a terribly subtle hoax, or these people really are this sad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# It's a spoof
A parody of fanboys/girls who like dressing up as film characters, and some people's weird obsessions surrounding Avatar.
The fact that you and others aren't sure indicates they've done a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhh good
I hadn't even watched the whole thing closely, but I had to wonder.. surely this can't be real.. can it?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "Gosh, well, crikey, yes, I'm burnnning, I'm burnnning, I'm burnnning"


Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I have no clue what's going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Nnngh blfffff blrrrgggg nnngh!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
#


Click for bigger (248 kb)

As suggested previously - Pope On A Rope...
(mrwoggle, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# he rubbed himself on me while i was showering.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# call the police
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7094310.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# ha ha
"i wanna see the pope on the end of a rope,
and also the queen hanging from a beam"
. . . .

name that tune
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Dangling Queen
By ABBA?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# nope
before their time, I think
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Sabbath?
After forever
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# well
that's pretty much got half the lyrics and is of the right era
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# I give up then.
Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# dunno
that's why I'm askin', I think it''s the Dead Boys c.1977, but not sure.

If anyone knows for sure please do enlighten me.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# haha
Maybe you dreamed it...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I want to see the Queen hanging from a Bream
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# yay.....swingin'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Now i have Nuclear Assault - Hang the Pope
in my head. Not the best just before bed time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Dope on soap on a rope on a pope on scope on a slope
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# well this just blows my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# On a slope?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# looking for a grope
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Oh yes... couldn't remember why I put that background in there!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# well, damn, this beats my toap on a soap on a rope :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Oh no you dint!
/arrests
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'suppose i could peerost this for the compo

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Yay let's blow up Parliament
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Or balloons
We could make balloon animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Also good :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# i can do that on a semi professional level for childrens parties.
for cold hard cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# arf....can't help seeing goatses everywhere
IYSWIM:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# well i know gordons mouth is an arse but where are you seeing it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha...that's it -Gordon's mouth
actually it's the emblem/whatever in front of him....but yours is better:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Calo meets a stranger
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# but but but
okay *goes away*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# AWW he only wants love and possible sexeh tiems
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# You should make a game of this.
After venturing across the vast, gray world to rescue a friend in distress, you are told to sod off.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
#
it will be a game!

though this is not the end
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Is should be though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# That's an epic quest
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# A tragic ending pending.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# I spent the weekend inventing people on the Northern Line...

Click for bigger (1200x572)
The idea is to do a voiceover / lip synch series thing involving character monologues, spoken to the 'camera'. Unfortunately I don't know how to do any of that shit, so fuck knows what'll happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I use the Northern line a lot.
All these people are perfectly real.
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I also have to use it a fair bit. When it can be fucked to work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I think the man on the left as we look at it might be me actually
you bastard.
EDIT: Available for voice work.
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Hope you can get it to work,
it's looks really nice :)
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ta. I really have no idea what I'm doing.
I fear it'll be one of those things that you put a lot of effort into to fail miserably at.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I'm at the end of the carriage, by the door
lamenting my lot in life suffering this daily dose of hell
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# fwar
jahled has norks :O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# You are me AICMFP.
This scene is clearly around midday, as at either 8am or 6pm you can times the amount of people in the carriage roughly by 50.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# When i'm feeling shagged in the morning
the last thing I want to encounter is some twenty year-old something listening to their utter shite music on their iPod, or whatever they are called these days, because it's that's loud I am forced to share it, the thoughtless cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# If they're using Apple's own iPod headphones it's a fucking nightmare.
I swear more noise gets projected outwards than into the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# hehehe....could explain why there are so many "jumpers"in London
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# This is when the Northern line is actually working
I only have to travel five stops, but this seems like some Biblical fucking achievement by the time I wipe my brow leaving East Finchley on my way home at the end of a day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# sigh of relief......get home!put feet up!shop a kitten etc. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# *Able to view b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# These are all awesome :D get to it you loon

it needs more shot running away because he was scared but got shot person
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# If I progress to the Victoria line I'm sure Jean Charles will make some kind of appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# this is all kinds of fabulous
and if you want any female voices doing, I'm up for that. anything for fame and fortune...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Ah, thank you.
I think it might be a long way off but it's a kind offer. I need something to work with to start with to even work out if the thing's a goer. I've got someone in mind for that so am going to sort out a 'pilot' episode type thing and go from there.

I have a logo animation for the intro sorted and all that, it's just getting time to do the rest of it.

If only I didn't have to go to bastard fucking work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# This is superb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# perfect
been on the Northern Line a lot lately - mostly see scalps & armpits (if standing) and butts, (on the rare occasions I get a seat) but have definitely seen these guys. There is rarely dialogue - but if I hear any good stuff I'm happy to share ...
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# :DDD
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(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha, dear Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant!
And deserves far more replies.

I love the one on the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Free nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# awesomer and awesomer
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Google "phonemes"

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# The image search has already helped.
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Likin dis.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# You're a nut! Crazy in the coconut!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# what are you saying?
i like that song :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# and he also made false teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# The song samples Wayne & Schuster
The "Frontier Psychiatrist" sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# You sir are a star
Woo TUNE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# and "Polyester" of course
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

unfortunately the rest of the album is much, much less fun.
Technically brilliant but strangely uninspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I have a kazoo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
#
This person is a total phony. Look at the pic - photoshopped face mean this pic was stole
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# erm. so, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# That brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# of foam parties, i hope
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# bien sûr!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# hark at you with your accents all correct!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# crtl+c, ctrl+v :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# accénts arê ëasy øn å maç
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# gay accents perhaps
^sorry - cheap shot
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# meh, you can insult macs all you like - it's a computer, not a lifestyle choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# If Steve Jobs hears that, he'll send the iPolice round to confiscate it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Am I the only one old enough to remember The Tubes?
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Fallopian?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# FeeWaybillian
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# i remember 'the tube'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# The Tubes were on The Tube. I wonder if it's on YouTube?
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# you beaut
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I felt like fucking with the universe today
So while sorting out my bookshelf, I placed my copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's "Nausea" next to Jasper Carrot's "Sweet and Sour Labrador"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# haha
i have the latter title, but not the former
*rings doorbell with nose*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# That would please deBeauvoir no end I should think.
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I liked Young & Rich album....brilliant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H40VDzSYaLI
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# They used to spray the audience with foam
that smelled like cum, that was the reference. Not the best live band I've ever seen but certainly the best showmen I've ever seen. They got banned from so many venues it's amazing they found anywhere to play at all.
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# and yet that album is pure finesse musicianship etc.
I think after that it got a bit sloppy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# The albums are brilliant, wonderful musicianship, writing, production and attitude.
The shows were by turn chaotic and brilliant. I saw them a few times, once you could get in free if you were naked and many took them up on the offer. Quite brilliant.
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# :DD
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(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Looks like he could use either one of his two loos
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I think he's already too loose to make it to the two loos
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# HE'S LEAKING COOLANT!
also

this video is not fake i was reading the newspape and its all over it to look for you self go to the sun newspaper trust me ! i no i didnt bleave it when i watched it but my mam shouted me down to read about this instidence

Have been following latest viral ufo video on youtube, some of the comments both amuse and sadden me.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# The really crap one of the 2 fighters chasing a drawn-in splodge?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# yes, with the bad shakeycam with the 2 oh shit I forgot to texture and colour wagons on it
some of the comments truly make me despair.

I wonder how many death threats the original maker has now received.

There was another animator on there who did some great stuff and he got crap like that.

Fucking imbeciles will beleive anything

anyway, tomorrow, I'm going to poundland, i'm going to buy a pair of toy trucks and some toy airplanes, I think you can guess where I'm going with this :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Into SPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hell yes!
maybe I better get some blue or green paint

and go all production value on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Too Loose LaDreck?
(muckluks notsureyet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# I'm not clicking until I know his sphincter is ok
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# In a local cafe
there was a sign for the toilets that read: "La treck to loos"
Honestly, or should i say, "no shit"
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Ah.
Balance.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# what?
no clegg?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Hahah
and how.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# All
seems normal.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha............... the next-level politicians?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Meep!
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Neck and neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# FUCK FUCK! THEY'RE COMING FOR EVERYONE'S TAXES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# a drawing of an octopus

chillin' amoungst the weed.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I like this a lot.
You've got that elusive "happy, stoned octopus" look to a T.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# thank ukip
for putting octopi into my head, and making brussels sound about 40,000% more awesome than i know it to be.
(it is nice, it's just not situated on the back of a giant hungry beast)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Pffft!
That's some great metaphor mixing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# "We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose"
-The Day Today
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# We need to grasp this dilemma by the horns and level it's playing field, before the dirty laundry comes home to roost.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# .
The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha what the hell? That's kind of brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# :D ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i like your octopus
he looks tasty.
T.J: should i watch fellowship of the ring, the two towers or return of the king?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# All three, one after the other.
What else could you possibly do?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# i couldn't manage all 3 tonight
hence my dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# then clearly fotr tonight
tt tomorrow and rotk the day after

then you can come here and kill the cunt who lives upstairs from me and insists on making a racket all hours of the day and night
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# well, what was the last one you watched?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# return of the king
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# then go for the fellowship
and start over
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# i think i will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# IT IS DECIDED!
fellowship of the ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# \o/
have fun in the small country village of surpringly diverse accents!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# no you shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# i like them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# watch jaws
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# damn you, micto!
i want to, but i fear that i may get bored with it. i wouldn't want that to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# But... a shark... and, people get eaten!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i know!
it's my favourite film!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# that's som bad hat, harry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# none
all crap...lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# see my last answer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Back to the future 3
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# haven't got that one
but i do like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Black Sheep
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# still haven't seen that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Hot tub time machine?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# What? you're missing out!
Also, you've given me ideas, I might have to watch LoTR myself, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# i really need to buy it
i'll see you in hobbiton!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Nice octopus :D
I like the weed :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Nice octopus. It's better than mine
/any excuse for a pea
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# More like coctopus, am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# DING DING DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNAR DING DING DING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# You spelled "amirite" wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Am I wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# :D
only 6 legs though

but i guess being a sextopus does fit better.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# My pedantry is stopping me from enjoying your wordplay.
Octopus is from the Greek, and so a six-tentacled version would actually be a hexapus.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# and a nice one it is at that
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# ooh
I like!


(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Glowy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Octopode thread

A drawing I found in a deserted asylum..
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I gotta join this party!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# he seems fast asleep!
you could say, a snugglypus!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] CELEBRITY SCANNERS







(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# i shall join you next time
to watch the heads of "celebrities" explode.
for now, though, i'm going to watch a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# WIN!.....my cats love watching Faceburger tv :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Lol
I saw them : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# haha
amazing as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Quality T.V.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (142 kb)

Gordon Brown In The Noose
(mrwoggle, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# bring back capital punishment for being a bit of a rubbish prime minister?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
#
Maybe not, but Rope was shorter than "Be forced to live in a housing estate in Leicester on State benefits", and has more in common with "Hope" hehe
(mrwoggle, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# An interesting incentive to perform well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# heh heh
kick the chair
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# that rope needs to be much tighter
i'm pissed off today, there are bees in my house!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I like my room like I like my women...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# dank, dismal and smelling faintly of mushrooms and piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Dark and filled with gently humming electronics?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I meant covered in bees,
but these suggestions are good too
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# i don't know if anyone's told you
but Candyman wasn't a porno
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# what's wrong with bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# they freak me out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# We saved a bee the other day. Big, fuck off bumble bee it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# those are the buggers i've got here
bigger than my thumb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I heard once that bumble bees can't sting.
I have no idea if it's true though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Not true at all, if you believe wikipedia.
"Queen and worker bumblebees can sting, but unlike a honey bee's, a bumblebee's stinger lacks barbs, so they can sting more than once."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# cunning fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# me neither
but getting stung really hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I thought that too, then one stung me.
I had just accidentally squashed it though. Sorry, bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I hope that you have not harmed them.
bees are endangered don't you know? Humanity will starve if the bees go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# i haven't harmed them
i've screamed like a sissy twat and flapped a teatowel at one and caught another one under a glass, but i haven't hurt them.
if you hurt them, their mates come and get you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
starve
have to rely on bats instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# *click*
A dope on a rope.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# *waits for "Pope on a rope"
...coming soon
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
Its arrived..
(mrwoggle, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# I think I have found the female version of the smug guy.
(thescotsman, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# i'm pretty sure this guy has a cum stain on his pyjamas, i would take a snapshot and call it "CUMSTAINSLOL" but i've already been banned for doing similar stuff
www.gigapan.org/gigapans/46871/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Banned from where?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# that site Gigapan
EDIT: truth be told, i was sent an e-mail telling me to "play nice" so i told them to fuck off.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Oh that's ok then. For a while I thought you meant here, and I was preparing to DO ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Oh. Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# She's got nothing to be smug about.
She's dressed like a jumble sale and has a manly face. FAIL. In fact, that scarf thing is hiding a big old adam's apple I bet.

TRAP. Do not want.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# stopping ironing to pose......gah
this will not do:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# The female version of Slade's Dave Hill, more like.
Or, on closer inspection: Slade's Dave Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# never mind smug
she should be slapped and told to clean her fucking room!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I was admiring how organised it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# your room must be a tip
i've had to clean my place, to try and find out where the bees are coming from
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Any level of cleaniness equals OCD in my book.
Also, I find your current anti-bee stance a little difficult to comprehend considering your icon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# in theory, they're nice and fuzzy
and also very useful. however, when you're doing a spot of contemplating on the porcelain throne, the last thing you want to hear is an ominous buzzing coming from behind the radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Ah. Context. I now fully empathise.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# one came from under my couch this morning
i've no idea how it got there, but it was huge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# So are we supposed to arbitrarily insult this probably perfectly nice young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I think so
it's all part of the b3ta/4chan homogenisation drive
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# legalise homogenisation
let's party:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Our identity is under threat.
Quick! Post child pornography and orchestrate a site invasion!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I think
that she is pleasant of features and that room is acceptably cluttered, being a sewing room or other room dedicated to arty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Tories launch married couples tax discount

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I was just about to get divorced...
but 3 quid has made me reconsider...(I'll make something up like"think of the kids"):D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# just the right level as well
Not worth it for £2.50
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Heh
Quite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Ouch!
I await seeing this pop up HIGNFY and a load of newspapers, under the headline "Look at this VIRAL that the INTERNET made!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Aye, fuckers stealing stuff without attributing
is fine if you saw it on the internet

See: every ad for everything ever.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# That BBD is soooo mainstream now
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] bored!................. re-hash tiem:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# This could shape the next election
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Standing Cat IN BOOTS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZy2I8csVQU&feature=youtube_gdata
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
:D...what a tonic for boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# thank goodness most cats don't have thumbs, else we'd be doomed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# -l +r

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Necrophile!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# *Toryspluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Oh god, I've just puked
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
#
puked creamed my pants

fixed that for you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# You put cream in his pants?
Whipped?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Definitely
Beaten, too.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# now I just need a volunteer to lick it off
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# not me, i'm knackered now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# oh go on
I've got 50p you can have
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Tory tax breaks will give me that!
You'll have to do better.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# yeah but you'll need it for
your broadband tax.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Damn
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# proof that power can be an aphrodeesiack
i mean afrodeezeyack
um aphrodisi...
horny-maker!
*FWAPS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# If I clicked "I like this" would I be a hypocrite or a liar.
What a dilemma.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# get the lube out david!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# so.....dry....
And baggy.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# ...and dusty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# and earwiggy

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# and echoey
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# and cavernous
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# yes, uncharted
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# I would consider it to be like the Starship Enterprise exploring the nether regions of space
and encountering all manner of unspeakable beasties therein.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# i think you should take that idea to channel 4
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# ...and residue of Dennis
eeeurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
really, you just can't imagine anyone shagging her, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Rampant aardvarks!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha....you still would though............
c'mon.... be honest:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# *searches for maggie thatcher porn*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# i've just remembered
when cameron was made conservative leader he went onto friday night with johnathan ross,
i think ross asked him something like "you must have thought about giving maggie one when you were a young guy"probbaly the only funny thing he's ever said.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# disturbing
woo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Like shagging an empty crisp packet......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# cheese n' onion
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ready salted
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Worcester sauce....sorry......that's the Queen's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# :o
Hideous
I suffer the same 'I like this' dilemma as cowcat, but shall click anyways
such talent must be awarded*

*even if it's just a clicky on teh interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Such is the burden of being broad minded.
AND puerile.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# so cruel :-)
needs mindbleach
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# yes, lots, and the shops are all shut
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# merci monsieur
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I have a large amount of sick
on my lap now
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
The face fits superbly sir!!

*Click* and congrats on the FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I threw up a bit in my mouth,
Then had a ham shank.
(abrokenanusdream, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# : D ha ha
you own this compo
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Look what I found in an old box on top of the wardrobe

A big crease but never mind.

(the card, I mean.)
 
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Wow, I don't remember eating carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# That looks familiar?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# "Does my bomb look big in this?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Does my arsenal look big in this?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Bleach!
Need bleach :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# looks like david slapped her bum one too many times during elvisweathercock's anim ^
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I don't know, I think his new sweatshirts are taking it too far

www.RichardDawkins.net/shop/sweatshirts/GBK
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Edit: Curse you for going there

www.b3ta.com/links/The_Four_Horsemen_Richard_Dawkins_Daniel_Dennett_Sam_Harris_and_Christopher_Hitchens
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# God also loves horses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# That's a weird jumper he has on
I thought he had put his twead jacket on back-to-front :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# shoot me for not shopping an entire jumper in to the correct position for the sake of a joke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Oh Mr Toast now you've admitted it I will have to load the gun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# sure, just as soon as you shop a jumper correctly in to that position
in a way that looks 100% believable
in the next 2 minutes

sorry, times up, my turn to shoot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# there you go
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Ooooh, so close!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Considering - copying, editing, saving, upload I think it was well within time
- and Calm down Happy Toast a joke is simply a joke and not a implication that you are shit at Photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I'm sure he knows :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I bloody hope so
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# a) that was 4 minutes
and b that looks like a zoom in of grass
plus you just re-used my logo, you were meant to do a new logo too and start with the original jacket

go and start again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# So you did all of your editing within 2minutes including download of source, editing, upload and posting?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# how dare you question the great happytoast
*blocks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# How dare he question me!
and I've always been his biggest advocate.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# now THIS is quality...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Glass in a Glass
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I have no idea whether people are being serious or joking in this thread
so I'm going to just back away quietly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I was joking but it seemed to me that you wasn't
you threw me an impossible challenge which I met pretty well considering it's impossibility and of course it was going to be shit it was afterall an impossible task but nonetheless I met the challenge. I wasn't criticising your photoshop skills I just saw the jumper texture and I thought what a weird jumper(and yes I thought it was a genuine jumper - hardly a criticism of your skills) I wasn't expecting the rebuttal.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# come back you big girl! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# i was role-playing*
*NOTE: I am never serious about anything here.

for example: on April 1st, GOOGLE changed their logo to TOPEKA. I thought everyone was aware of that (but then it might have only been visible in the USA). so I posted this:


Someone thought I was berating the choice for FP (part of which was shown in the bottom of the image) but I was not.

Sometimes verbal humour (even as depicted in an image) can be misconstrued online.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# christ, you are useless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# At least he doesn't work in a library
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# fucking librarians ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
That made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I wondered why that link was purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Katyn 2 - The Last Encounter


Click for bigger (326 kb)
Hello, B3ta, I come from the year 2014, when it's not "too soon" to joke about this anymore!
(nmitnu, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Sorry, I don't get this
But you've been usurped by The Post Above, so have a sympathy click
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Er, is this something to do with the poor dead Poles?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# It's just too soon to be coming from 2014 and posting this here, now.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] You Lose!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# OOF
hahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# oeuf!
:)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Merci.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# ha!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Winner!
no, wait.
Aces! :)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Thanks
for the votes
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)

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