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# My first post on this board in about 800 years.
Avatar photoshop
Tried my hand at an avatar cat person photoshop.
Next time i'll try and blend the hair better I think.
There's a big version on flickr. Also, I put a before and after with the original here. here.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Veh nice!
And I'd never have realised it was Scarlett Johansson.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# *browses flickr*
Where did you take this one? Kelvingrove Park, near to Kelvin Way?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
#
Yeah, i was down in Glasgow in November and took a bunch of photos. It's a cool place.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Better than Aberdeen, that's for sure! :P
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Aberdeen is the greatest city on earth, everyone knows that
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# o_o
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Better than Dundee?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# very good
though you're right, the lighting about the top of the head and temples is a little off - looks too desaturated, maybe add some blue?

also, I never figured out whether this was a terribly subtle hoax, or these people really are this sad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc
 

(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# It's a spoof
A parody of fanboys/girls who like dressing up as film characters, and some people's weird obsessions surrounding Avatar.
The fact that you and others aren't sure indicates they've done a good job.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhh good
I hadn't even watched the whole thing closely, but I had to wonder.. surely this can't be real.. can it?
 
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "Gosh, well, crikey, yes, I'm burnnning, I'm burnnning, I'm burnnning"


Bindun?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I have no clue what's going on here.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Nnngh blfffff blrrrgggg nnngh!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
#


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As suggested previously - Pope On A Rope...
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# he rubbed himself on me while i was showering.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# call the police
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# lol!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# ha ha
"i wanna see the pope on the end of a rope,
and also the queen hanging from a beam"
. . . .

name that tune
.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Dangling Queen
By ABBA?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# nope
before their time, I think
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Sabbath?
After forever
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# well
that's pretty much got half the lyrics and is of the right era
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# I give up then.
Who is it?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# dunno
that's why I'm askin', I think it''s the Dead Boys c.1977, but not sure.

If anyone knows for sure please do enlighten me.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# haha
Maybe you dreamed it...
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I want to see the Queen hanging from a Bream
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# yay.....swingin'
:D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Now i have Nuclear Assault - Hang the Pope
in my head. Not the best just before bed time.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Dope on soap on a rope on a pope on scope on a slope
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# well this just blows my mind
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# On a slope?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# looking for a grope
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Oh yes... couldn't remember why I put that background in there!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# well, damn, this beats my toap on a soap on a rope :/
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Oh no you dint!
/arrests
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'suppose i could peerost this for the compo

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Yay let's blow up Parliament
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Or balloons
We could make balloon animals!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Also good :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# i can do that on a semi professional level for childrens parties.
for cold hard cash.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# arf....can't help seeing goatses everywhere
IYSWIM:D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# well i know gordons mouth is an arse but where are you seeing it
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha...that's it -Gordon's mouth
actually it's the emblem/whatever in front of him....but yours is better:D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Calo meets a stranger
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# but but but
okay *goes away*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# AWW he only wants love and possible sexeh tiems
:D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# GJM
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# You should make a game of this.
After venturing across the vast, gray world to rescue a friend in distress, you are told to sod off.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
#
it will be a game!

though this is not the end
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Is should be though.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# That's an epic quest
 
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# A tragic ending pending.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# I spent the weekend inventing people on the Northern Line...

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The idea is to do a voiceover / lip synch series thing involving character monologues, spoken to the 'camera'. Unfortunately I don't know how to do any of that shit, so fuck knows what'll happen.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I use the Northern line a lot.
All these people are perfectly real.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I also have to use it a fair bit. When it can be fucked to work.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I think the man on the left as we look at it might be me actually
you bastard.
EDIT: Available for voice work.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Hope you can get it to work,
it's looks really nice :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ta. I really have no idea what I'm doing.
I fear it'll be one of those things that you put a lot of effort into to fail miserably at.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I'm at the end of the carriage, by the door
lamenting my lot in life suffering this daily dose of hell
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# fwar
jahled has norks :O
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# You are me AICMFP.
This scene is clearly around midday, as at either 8am or 6pm you can times the amount of people in the carriage roughly by 50.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# When i'm feeling shagged in the morning
the last thing I want to encounter is some twenty year-old something listening to their utter shite music on their iPod, or whatever they are called these days, because it's that's loud I am forced to share it, the thoughtless cunts

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# If they're using Apple's own iPod headphones it's a fucking nightmare.
I swear more noise gets projected outwards than into the ears.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# hehehe....could explain why there are so many "jumpers"in London
:)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# This is when the Northern line is actually working
I only have to travel five stops, but this seems like some Biblical fucking achievement by the time I wipe my brow leaving East Finchley on my way home at the end of a day
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# sigh of relief......get home!put feet up!shop a kitten etc. :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# *Able to view b3ta*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# These are all awesome :D get to it you loon

it needs more shot running away because he was scared but got shot person
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# If I progress to the Victoria line I'm sure Jean Charles will make some kind of appearance.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# this is all kinds of fabulous
and if you want any female voices doing, I'm up for that. anything for fame and fortune...
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Ah, thank you.
I think it might be a long way off but it's a kind offer. I need something to work with to start with to even work out if the thing's a goer. I've got someone in mind for that so am going to sort out a 'pilot' episode type thing and go from there.

I have a logo animation for the intro sorted and all that, it's just getting time to do the rest of it.

If only I didn't have to go to bastard fucking work.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# This is superb
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# perfect
been on the Northern Line a lot lately - mostly see scalps & armpits (if standing) and butts, (on the rare occasions I get a seat) but have definitely seen these guys. There is rarely dialogue - but if I hear any good stuff I'm happy to share ...
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# :DDD
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha, dear Christ.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant!
And deserves far more replies.

I love the one on the end :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Free nipples!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# awesomer and awesomer
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Google "phonemes"

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# The image search has already helped.
Thank you!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Likin dis.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# You're a nut! Crazy in the coconut!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# what are you saying?
i like that song :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# and he also made false teeth
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# The song samples Wayne & Schuster
The "Frontier Psychiatrist" sketch.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# You sir are a star
Woo TUNE!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# and "Polyester" of course
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

unfortunately the rest of the album is much, much less fun.
Technically brilliant but strangely uninspiring.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I have a kazoo
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
#
This person is a total phony. Look at the pic - photoshopped face mean this pic was stole
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# erm. so, yeah
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# That brings back memories
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# of foam parties, i hope
;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# bien sûr!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# hark at you with your accents all correct!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# crtl+c, ctrl+v :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# accénts arê ëasy øn å maç
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# gay accents perhaps
^sorry - cheap shot
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# meh, you can insult macs all you like - it's a computer, not a lifestyle choice :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# If Steve Jobs hears that, he'll send the iPolice round to confiscate it.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Am I the only one old enough to remember The Tubes?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Fallopian?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# FeeWaybillian
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# i remember 'the tube'
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# The Tubes were on The Tube. I wonder if it's on YouTube?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# you beaut
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I felt like fucking with the universe today
So while sorting out my bookshelf, I placed my copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's "Nausea" next to Jasper Carrot's "Sweet and Sour Labrador"
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# haha
i have the latter title, but not the former
*rings doorbell with nose*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# hahah
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# That would please deBeauvoir no end I should think.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I liked Young & Rich album....brilliant
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# They used to spray the audience with foam
that smelled like cum, that was the reference. Not the best live band I've ever seen but certainly the best showmen I've ever seen. They got banned from so many venues it's amazing they found anywhere to play at all.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# and yet that album is pure finesse musicianship etc.
I think after that it got a bit sloppy
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# The albums are brilliant, wonderful musicianship, writing, production and attitude.
The shows were by turn chaotic and brilliant. I saw them a few times, once you could get in free if you were naked and many took them up on the offer. Quite brilliant.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# :DD
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(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Looks like he could use either one of his two loos
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I think he's already too loose to make it to the two loos
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# HE'S LEAKING COOLANT!
also

this video is not fake i was reading the newspape and its all over it to look for you self go to the sun newspaper trust me ! i no i didnt bleave it when i watched it but my mam shouted me down to read about this instidence

Have been following latest viral ufo video on youtube, some of the comments both amuse and sadden me.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# The really crap one of the 2 fighters chasing a drawn-in splodge?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# yes, with the bad shakeycam with the 2 oh shit I forgot to texture and colour wagons on it
some of the comments truly make me despair.

I wonder how many death threats the original maker has now received.

There was another animator on there who did some great stuff and he got crap like that.

Fucking imbeciles will beleive anything

anyway, tomorrow, I'm going to poundland, i'm going to buy a pair of toy trucks and some toy airplanes, I think you can guess where I'm going with this :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Into SPACE!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hell yes!
maybe I better get some blue or green paint

and go all production value on it :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Too Loose LaDreck?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# I'm not clicking until I know his sphincter is ok
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# In a local cafe
there was a sign for the toilets that read: "La treck to loos"
Honestly, or should i say, "no shit"
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Ah.
Balance.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# what?
no clegg?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Who?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Hahah
and how.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# All
seems normal.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha............... the next-level politicians?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Meep!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Neck and neck!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# FUCK FUCK! THEY'RE COMING FOR EVERYONE'S TAXES!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# a drawing of an octopus

chillin' amoungst the weed.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I like this a lot.
You've got that elusive "happy, stoned octopus" look to a T.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# thank ukip
for putting octopi into my head, and making brussels sound about 40,000% more awesome than i know it to be.
(it is nice, it's just not situated on the back of a giant hungry beast)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Pffft!
That's some great metaphor mixing there.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# "We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose"
-The Day Today
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# We need to grasp this dilemma by the horns and level it's playing field, before the dirty laundry comes home to roost.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# .
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha what the hell? That's kind of brilliant.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# :D ha!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i like your octopus
he looks tasty.
T.J: should i watch fellowship of the ring, the two towers or return of the king?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# All three, one after the other.
What else could you possibly do?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# i couldn't manage all 3 tonight
hence my dilemma
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# then clearly fotr tonight
tt tomorrow and rotk the day after

then you can come here and kill the cunt who lives upstairs from me and insists on making a racket all hours of the day and night
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# well, what was the last one you watched?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# return of the king
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# then go for the fellowship
and start over
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# i think i will
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# IT IS DECIDED!
fellowship of the ring.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# \o/
have fun in the small country village of surpringly diverse accents!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# no you shouldn't
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# i like them
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# watch jaws
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# damn you, micto!
i want to, but i fear that i may get bored with it. i wouldn't want that to happen.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# But... a shark... and, people get eaten!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i know!
it's my favourite film!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# that's som bad hat, harry
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# none
all crap...lol
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# see my last answer
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Back to the future 3
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# haven't got that one
but i do like it
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Black Sheep
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# still haven't seen that!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Hot tub time machine?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# What? you're missing out!
Also, you've given me ideas, I might have to watch LoTR myself, now.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# i really need to buy it
i'll see you in hobbiton!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Nice octopus :D
I like the weed :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Nice octopus. It's better than mine
/any excuse for a pea
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# More like coctopus, am I right?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# DING DING DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNAR DING DING DING
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# You spelled "amirite" wrong.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Am I wrong?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# :D
only 6 legs though

but i guess being a sextopus does fit better.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# My pedantry is stopping me from enjoying your wordplay.
Octopus is from the Greek, and so a six-tentacled version would actually be a hexapus.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# and a nice one it is at that
: D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# ooh
I like!


(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Glowy!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Octopode thread

A drawing I found in a deserted asylum..
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I gotta join this party!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# he seems fast asleep!
you could say, a snugglypus!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] CELEBRITY SCANNERS







(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# i shall join you next time
to watch the heads of "celebrities" explode.
for now, though, i'm going to watch a film.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# WIN!.....my cats love watching Faceburger tv :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Lol
I saw them : D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# haha
amazing as usual :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Quality T.V.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry]


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Gordon Brown In The Noose
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# bring back capital punishment for being a bit of a rubbish prime minister?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
#
Maybe not, but Rope was shorter than "Be forced to live in a housing estate in Leicester on State benefits", and has more in common with "Hope" hehe
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# An interesting incentive to perform well
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# heh heh
kick the chair
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# that rope needs to be much tighter
i'm pissed off today, there are bees in my house!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I like my room like I like my women...
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# dank, dismal and smelling faintly of mushrooms and piss?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Dark and filled with gently humming electronics?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I meant covered in bees,
but these suggestions are good too
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# i don't know if anyone's told you
but Candyman wasn't a porno
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# what's wrong with bees?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# they freak me out
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# We saved a bee the other day. Big, fuck off bumble bee it was.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# those are the buggers i've got here
bigger than my thumb
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I heard once that bumble bees can't sting.
I have no idea if it's true though.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Not true at all, if you believe wikipedia.
"Queen and worker bumblebees can sting, but unlike a honey bee's, a bumblebee's stinger lacks barbs, so they can sting more than once."
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# cunning fuckers!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# me neither
but getting stung really hurts
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I thought that too, then one stung me.
I had just accidentally squashed it though. Sorry, bee.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I hope that you have not harmed them.
bees are endangered don't you know? Humanity will starve if the bees go.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# i haven't harmed them
i've screamed like a sissy twat and flapped a teatowel at one and caught another one under a glass, but i haven't hurt them.
if you hurt them, their mates come and get you.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
starve
have to rely on bats instead
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# *click*
A dope on a rope.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# *waits for "Pope on a rope"
...coming soon
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
Its arrived..
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# I think I have found the female version of the smug guy.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# i'm pretty sure this guy has a cum stain on his pyjamas, i would take a snapshot and call it "CUMSTAINSLOL" but i've already been banned for doing similar stuff
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Banned from where?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# that site Gigapan
EDIT: truth be told, i was sent an e-mail telling me to "play nice" so i told them to fuck off.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Oh that's ok then. For a while I thought you meant here, and I was preparing to DO ONE.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Oh. Ew.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# She's got nothing to be smug about.
She's dressed like a jumble sale and has a manly face. FAIL. In fact, that scarf thing is hiding a big old adam's apple I bet.

TRAP. Do not want.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# stopping ironing to pose......gah
this will not do:)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# The female version of Slade's Dave Hill, more like.
Or, on closer inspection: Slade's Dave Hill.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# never mind smug
she should be slapped and told to clean her fucking room!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I was admiring how organised it looks.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# your room must be a tip
i've had to clean my place, to try and find out where the bees are coming from
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Any level of cleaniness equals OCD in my book.
Also, I find your current anti-bee stance a little difficult to comprehend considering your icon.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# in theory, they're nice and fuzzy
and also very useful. however, when you're doing a spot of contemplating on the porcelain throne, the last thing you want to hear is an ominous buzzing coming from behind the radiator.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Ah. Context. I now fully empathise.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# one came from under my couch this morning
i've no idea how it got there, but it was huge
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# So are we supposed to arbitrarily insult this probably perfectly nice young lady?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I think so
it's all part of the b3ta/4chan homogenisation drive
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# legalise homogenisation
let's party:)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Our identity is under threat.
Quick! Post child pornography and orchestrate a site invasion!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# this^
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I think
that she is pleasant of features and that room is acceptably cluttered, being a sewing room or other room dedicated to arty things.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Would.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Tories launch married couples tax discount
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I was just about to get divorced...
but 3 quid has made me reconsider...(I'll make something up like"think of the kids"):D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# just the right level as well
Not worth it for £2.50
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Heh
Quite ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Ouch!
I await seeing this pop up HIGNFY and a load of newspapers, under the headline "Look at this VIRAL that the INTERNET made!"
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Aye, fuckers stealing stuff without attributing
is fine if you saw it on the internet

See: every ad for everything ever.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# That BBD is soooo mainstream now
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] bored!................. re-hash tiem:)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# This could shape the next election
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Standing Cat IN BOOTS
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
:D...what a tonic for boredom
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# thank goodness most cats don't have thumbs, else we'd be doomed
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# -l +r

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Necrophile!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# *Toryspluffs*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Oh god, I've just puked
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
#
puked creamed my pants

fixed that for you.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# You put cream in his pants?
Whipped?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Definitely
Beaten, too.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# now I just need a volunteer to lick it off
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# not me, i'm knackered now
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# oh go on
I've got 50p you can have
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Tory tax breaks will give me that!
You'll have to do better.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# yeah but you'll need it for
your broadband tax.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Damn
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# b3tan
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# proof that power can be an aphrodeesiack
i mean afrodeezeyack
um aphrodisi...
horny-maker!
*FWAPS*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# If I clicked "I like this" would I be a hypocrite or a liar.
What a dilemma.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# get the lube out david!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# so.....dry....
And baggy.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# ...and dusty
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# and earwiggy

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# and echoey
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# and cavernous
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# yes, uncharted
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# I would consider it to be like the Starship Enterprise exploring the nether regions of space
and encountering all manner of unspeakable beasties therein.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# i think you should take that idea to channel 4
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# ...and residue of Dennis
eeeurgh
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
really, you just can't imagine anyone shagging her, can you?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Rampant aardvarks!

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha....you still would though............
c'mon.... be honest:D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# *searches for maggie thatcher porn*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# i've just remembered
when cameron was made conservative leader he went onto friday night with johnathan ross,
i think ross asked him something like "you must have thought about giving maggie one when you were a young guy"probbaly the only funny thing he's ever said.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# disturbing
woo
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Like shagging an empty crisp packet......
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# cheese n' onion
:D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ready salted
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Worcester sauce....sorry......that's the Queen's
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# :o
Hideous
I suffer the same 'I like this' dilemma as cowcat, but shall click anyways
such talent must be awarded*

*even if it's just a clicky on teh interwebs
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Such is the burden of being broad minded.
AND puerile.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# so cruel :-)
needs mindbleach
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# yes, lots, and the shops are all shut
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# click!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# merci monsieur
:D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I have a large amount of sick
on my lap now
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
The face fits superbly sir!!

*Click* and congrats on the FP :)
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I threw up a bit in my mouth,
Then had a ham shank.
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# : D ha ha
you own this compo
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Look what I found in an old box on top of the wardrobe

A big crease but never mind.

(the card, I mean.)
 
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Wow, I don't remember eating carrots
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# That looks familiar?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# "Does my bomb look big in this?"
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Does my arsenal look big in this?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Bleach!
Need bleach :|
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# looks like david slapped her bum one too many times during elvisweathercock's anim ^
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I don't know, I think his new sweatshirts are taking it too far
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# God also loves horses.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# That's a weird jumper he has on
I thought he had put his twead jacket on back-to-front :D
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# shoot me for not shopping an entire jumper in to the correct position for the sake of a joke
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Oh Mr Toast now you've admitted it I will have to load the gun ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# sure, just as soon as you shop a jumper correctly in to that position
in a way that looks 100% believable
in the next 2 minutes

sorry, times up, my turn to shoot
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# there you go
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Ooooh, so close!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Considering - copying, editing, saving, upload I think it was well within time
- and Calm down Happy Toast a joke is simply a joke and not a implication that you are shit at Photoshop!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I'm sure he knows :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I bloody hope so
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# a) that was 4 minutes
and b that looks like a zoom in of grass
plus you just re-used my logo, you were meant to do a new logo too and start with the original jacket

go and start again
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# So you did all of your editing within 2minutes including download of source, editing, upload and posting?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# how dare you question the great happytoast
*blocks*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# How dare he question me!
and I've always been his biggest advocate.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# now THIS is quality...
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Glass in a Glass
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I have no idea whether people are being serious or joking in this thread
so I'm going to just back away quietly
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# *bums*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I was joking but it seemed to me that you wasn't
you threw me an impossible challenge which I met pretty well considering it's impossibility and of course it was going to be shit it was afterall an impossible task but nonetheless I met the challenge. I wasn't criticising your photoshop skills I just saw the jumper texture and I thought what a weird jumper(and yes I thought it was a genuine jumper - hardly a criticism of your skills) I wasn't expecting the rebuttal.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# come back you big girl! ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# i was role-playing*
*NOTE: I am never serious about anything here.

for example: on April 1st, GOOGLE changed their logo to TOPEKA. I thought everyone was aware of that (but then it might have only been visible in the USA). so I posted this:


Someone thought I was berating the choice for FP (part of which was shown in the bottom of the image) but I was not.

Sometimes verbal humour (even as depicted in an image) can be misconstrued online.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# you bastard!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# *shoots*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# christ, you are useless ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# At least he doesn't work in a library
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# fucking librarians ;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
That made my day!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I wondered why that link was purple.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Katyn 2 - The Last Encounter


Click for bigger (326 kb)

Hello, B3ta, I come from the year 2014, when it's not "too soon" to joke about this anymore!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Sorry, I don't get this
But you've been usurped by The Post Above, so have a sympathy click
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Er, is this something to do with the poor dead Poles?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# It's just too soon to be coming from 2014 and posting this here, now.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] You Lose!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# OOF
hahaha *click*
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# oeuf!
:)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Merci.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# ha!
splendid!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Winner!
no, wait.
Aces! :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# lol!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Thanks
for the votes
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)

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