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[challenge entry] oooh er missus!
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Seems like as good a time as any to shoehorn this in...
Ladies and gentlemen: introducing Enzyme's Law of Cinema:


Inspired by watching a splendid film last night from a seat that was like a deckchair made of forks.

EDIT: Ooh, it's a bit big, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Great Northern FTW
Even I can sit comfortably in there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Cornerhouse FTL
Noone can sit comfortably in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I find multiplexes have very comfy seats
but have a worse clientele and films

also this:
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# You fail to factor in the improvement
of internet connectivity.

FOR SHAME JOE! FOR SHAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# A deckchair made of forks, eh?
I can see I'm going to have to get onto my copyright lawyers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh, stop messing about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# INFAMY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# What the fuckypuss?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Silly fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# he doesn't look happy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Face cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Somebody spang this man before it gets out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I approve...
...of duck billed platypuns.

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# "Security footage shows one paedophile disguised as a post office"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# David Cameron has a small willy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# He's not the Messiah alright
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Chutters, have you got a number for IKAOS? There's something wrong with my bunk beds...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Oh good work! WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Smug Bastard's chair looks like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I KNOW!
And nobody noticed for years. Perhaps that's why he's so smug...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# perhaps he is Ingvar Kamprad
in his younger days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# ha ha bloody hell!!
that just made me do a "brain-wrong"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I think making it has made my brain bleed :¬S
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Aye, I know how you feel
Drawing the blivet thing down there made my head feel all funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Also, check this out, kind of awesome...
opticalillusion.wordpress.com/2008/01/16/escher-like-illusion/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Hotdamn....
that's a bit clever.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
That's rather good Barbie!!

*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Shit! That breaks my eyes!
I bet the assembly instructions for that are fun... I don't think Ikea have a symbol for 'bend through 4th dimension'
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I would say there is something wrong with your bunk bed
it comes with släts!

:D nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha, don't tell riverghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# did they deliver it with one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Oh nice!
EDIT: Hang on, this makes completely no sense at all *spacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ha! I'd love to see Will Mellor or Kirsten Wotsit try and drive that
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Eat your heart out Escher.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# This is brilliant.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# nothing wrong with it....you asked for a KNUB bed....that's what we gave you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# nice bed:D
click
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# wow!
nice brainmangling
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Kung Fool
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# He's got cake for everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# The kind of cake you can really get your teeth into too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# You'd get more than a mouthful
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# haha
he sure is bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# He certainly is...
mad as a sack of badgers
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# He sure is...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# and so is that... utterly mental...
though not improbable
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
somewhere he can put it: NSFW at first glance
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I see what you mean...
Clever
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# that's great
and filled with cream like an eclair
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# traditional cod?
sustainable generic white fish?
or the new fancy schmancy salmon ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# bog standard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Haddock FTW!
much tastier than Cod.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Asda Basics range then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# i'm not voting until I know I can dip him in ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# HOW OLD ARE YOU? 6?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# haha
actually I had a hankering for FF and mash with Ketchup the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha top patronisation with matching sig.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I'm shouty today
you got one too down there....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I had a fish finger sandwich the other day
I was suprised how much it lived up to the hype....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# its especially excellent with little gem lettuce and grated cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Lettuce=yes
might need convinving on the cheese though.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# it is tres bien
other cheeses work well too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Put me down for one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I don't like fish fingers :(
I'll just pretend he's a chip and vote for him anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# learning time



a b c d e f g h i j k l

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# raawr :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Yay for monsters!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# hehehehe... ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# He's just misunderstood
Something really weird has just happened.

A postman delivered a parcel. Didn't even try to post a card saying I was out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# my postman steals all my cool stuff
i ordered a vinyl and hes either taken it himself, taken it back to the depot and not put a note through the door or hes given it to my neighbours :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Yay cute monster
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# z is for zen buddhist
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Confucius say "what fucking reef?"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
I read about this this morning. It's vere sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# stupid ship people
have I mentioned I met Professor Brian Cox yesterday?
Cos I did you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# You fucking racist.
It's PROFESSOR Brian Cox.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# AREN'T PLANETS BRILLIANT
COS THEY ARE ALL UP IN SPACE AND THAT AND THEY GO ROUND AND ROUND THE SUN

ISN'T THE SUN BRILLIANT. ITS ALL HOT AND YELLOW AND MAKES YOU HAPPY ON YOUR HOLIDAYS WITH YOUR MAM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
I never made the connection until now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# i loved him in Manhunter.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Gayest name for a film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# oh I don't know
Batman in Robin is pretty good

www.funnytitles.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# he was a little less murdery yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Why have I not seen a cheap knob joke about him?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Cos he's the Prof
he's above all the childish shit we do on here.

Grow up for fucks sake.














pffft cox!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# awesome :)

he seems like a top bloke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# he is
he was a little befuddled when signing autographs for a load of geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not a tree, someone just scribbled over it

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Mornin' sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahah 'bunch of greedy cunts'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# You know I could well believe this to be true :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# crafty buggers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Excellent
as always... *mutter*, *grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I knew this was your from the first panel
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] *Belch*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# He'll release the ballast soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Cloudy with a chance of turds
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Eeew.
I need a heavy-duty umberella.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# heavy doody umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Awfully quiet t'day!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
nice touch with the portraits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# this is bloody brilliant
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# aaw lookit his wee face!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What worries me is the thought that this might not've been one of the drones swarming over this site, but a genuine dood trying to make some kind of contact. But he was the 5th in 20 minutes.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# No, I don't know what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Misunderstood point about misunderstanding,
clearly misunderstood.

*EDIT* and if deleting the thread would do any good, I'd do it. I feel misunderstood now, and not just because I like the word 'misunderstood'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsH0K7MYfQs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
I'll never wash again!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# did you share the log on facebook?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Schmerg, Schmerg, Schmerg, Schmerg, Schmerg?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Schmerg schmerg schmerg, schmerg schmerg!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# .
Nice photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Cheers.
Nice sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Mahjong Trolls, don't you just hate it when they put unmatching tiles down!
now Im going to have to ask for a restack!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# is this one of those paedo dating devices
the newspapers tell me to fear?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# no. that's B3TA
want to see my puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Someone was showing his kitten last night!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# if you stroke my puppy for long enough
he does a little sick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Why is your puppy so very very small and wrinkly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# it's cold
warm it up with your hands
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I don't like the look of it - it has only one eye and no fur!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# oh sod it
just whack me off will you???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# *kicks in balls and runs*
well I'll just fuck you up instead! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# *clutches balls and spluffs*
that's secretly what I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# It's all win :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# ...

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Aww now with extra added fluff!
Yay!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# What is this bollocks about a "panic button" for facebook?
There already is one. It's the power switch ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# "Panic Button"
does it have sirens, flashing lights, and and big iron shield drops in front of your monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# It immediately dispatches six officers
to the home of the person on the receiving end.

Because as we know, the police are very quick to respond to calls for help.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Dunno yet, but the creeping fear tells me it might become such.
The point of the site is "talk to anyone at random", and you get a lot of pornographers, Chinese thought police drones and similar cynical arseholes. But some real people as well. Generally American kids who claim to be 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ahh. The Internet.
Where men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That is just full of win!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# nicely
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# very nicely indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# He never had much luck with self assembly furniture...

Ningles everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Haha - I have this conundrum with standard flat-pack furniture
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Exactly, if it's not missing parts
then it's gaining an extra dimension...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Every time I remove a book from my Billy bookcase
someone says "Zoooooool!". Quite disconcerting, and the shop helpline refuses to advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# The problem you have there, is that it's a bookcase
They create their own reality field anyway. See Teryy Pratchetts' theory of "L space" for full explanation :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I also notice the box size seems excessive for its contents...
I bought a 2-seat sofa, because of the 'efficiency' and 'ease of transport' inherent in their flat-pack system.

When I went round to collect it, I couldn't help but notice that the box seemed to be suspiciously sofa-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha, I would have been more suspicious if the shop owner had handed me a matchbox sized box
with the word SOFA printed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# morning chappie
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top illusioning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I thought it was going to be easy to draw, but then I found my
eyes/brain going a bit wonky while I was doing it. You're head keeps going This isn't right..stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Ning!!
Bloody Ikea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# IKAOS
IKEAS' quantum sister company.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I wish to see this as a genuine product
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hand me an extra plane of existance, and I'll build it for you
for twelvety-hundered pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# From an engineering standpoint
That box seems to be significantly bigger than necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# It's smaller on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Pfft
Unexpected office-lol
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# .
From a packaging technoligist standpoint, that is exactly the opposite of what you would want. :D


(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Cheers fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
*autoclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# *autosmoosh*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# HEE great! :D
Now do a fold & glue version like the battenburg cake ;)

Ooh now, fold n glue Escher house... difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Difficult... but tempting
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I know the feeling on this one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Kisseh tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# What a lovely couple.
Speaking of hippos... twitpic.com/1fal5p
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha "freak accident"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I know,
Bit harsh calling the midget a freak :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# the hippo is flirting!
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Well, it's update day for my little comic again and I thought I'd share, I did something special this time though, I also filmed it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emr9p3Ay65Y


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# For you :D

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I got it in my inbox last night (just before I went the way of sleep so sorry no reply yet). Thanks man :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# are these rubbishly aliased for funsies?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I can only assume so, either that or they're done in MS paint. In which case....... for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Girls all get like this about me when I turn up.
It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Alas none of the girls do with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# You should try spiking their drinks with very small amounts of heroin
and then slowly building it up, before cutting it out completely.

Works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Aw, pen and paper
I remember that stuff!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I tried inking digitally once but I just didn't like it as much. I like the tactile nature of doing the line art by hand.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I agree
Although the Ctrl + Z function has it's uses :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# That's why I do a rough pencil sketch followed by a more defined pencil line THEN ink. My eraser is my Cmd+Z (mac user here)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Unrequited love, awwww...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
#


original pic: Cleggy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Nice
Almost good enough for my blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# How rude:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# heh
nice blog
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Nicely inserted
Didn't feel a thing ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Always the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Burn the Kraut!
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# haha he is one cigar away from a "Now then, now then"
In other news, Peter Mandelson + Pencil moustache = Midge Ure. Anyone care to prove/disprove this theory through the power of photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# knock yourself out:
I'm Mandy - Fly Me
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Well since Blair was wheeled out - anything can happen...


Click for bigger (66 kb)
(bagpuss_24 bagpuss, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Barrel go boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Not for three weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Then we have a big Wednesday party with cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# ONOES!
UK invaded by huge jellyfeesh!:O

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] who's day is it today? who? sorry, who? no, you've lost me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] alternatively
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Either works for me
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:28, archived)
# Hehehe
'ningles mate.

In the second one is he goosing the word KEEP?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:29, archived)
# just giving it a quick tickle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Really?
Is that after it didn't work out flirting with power?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived)
# This is sad but true
It'd help if they had a leader with an ounce of charisma, instead of that empty suit.

Come back Chucky K. You may have been half-cut, but people knew who you were, and didn't tune-out when you spoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Wasn;t there a poll last year
where nearly everyone thought Vince Cable was their leader?
(even I did for a while, and I follow politics)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Probably not helped
by his stint as acting leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# He will be by the middle of may.
After they loose seats under clegg at the general.


*puts crystal ball away*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Mandy had a pol last year too
He did a lovely job of the patio at his second home.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# mandy then buggered him senseless on the patio
and claimed it on expenses.

*allegedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah while he was singing, 'Maaaandy. YOu came up my arse as you're raandy...'

I'll go back in my box now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Yes
Mind if I nick it for my facebook pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# not at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# ^ this
I'm voting for them, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I don't agree with the Lib Dems either
They are the Local Council here in Sheffield and they have made a bigger mess of it than the Labour lot which is an hard act to follow as they really screwed up Sheffield after they went all "New" Labour!

Most of Sheffield Constituencies are marginal seats due to the big Labour sell-out of working-class people but voting for the Lib-Dem has proven to be NO alternative to New Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# MAKE MORE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin-Done?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
'ningles matey. 'ningles

1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes
1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes
1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes
1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes1hour45minutes
Just 1hour 45minutes to utter freak woman checks out!!!

EDIT: She stayed here two nights, she found somewhere to stay with her 'church', she thinks the world owes her a living as she has a degree in drama and even though she basically destitute as she came to London with no job and £100 she's put her details on an acting siter and is 'Waiting for the money to roll in.'

It've had to tell the condescending bint that I'm going to get really fucked off if the does that patrinising thing of touching you on the shoulder when she talks to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:14, archived)
# :D
more troublesome types?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Someone who managed to book online who I would have turned away if they'd come to ask in person.
Bsically she needs a huge ammount of drugs and therepy and maybe only let out a few hours a day but not allowed to bother humanity in general.

EDIT: I'm not a tactile person anyway and dispise it when people I don't know think they have the right to touch me.

Note to Miss Liv Tyler if you're reading: Please ignore the previous statement.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:31, archived)
# has she tried to convert you to her church?
and make sure she pays with real money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:45, archived)
# It's cash up front here:P
She has been quite preachy and I'm not the most tollerent of atheists when preached to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# tell her your dad is richard dawkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Hehehe
Better still that is god is truely everywhere I came on his face this morning:P

One ticket to Hull please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Tell her that you are a pandeist (pretty much equivalent to atheist),
that there is only one god and it is perfect. Therefore, there is no point praying, no miracles, no holy book and so on and on ... If she says that there are miracles then you say something along the lines of; 'so, your god is a flawed god. Only a flawed god would need to do to his creation what is the god equivalent of kiddie-fiddling.'

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandeism

Warning - don't say Pantheist by mistake - you'll open up a whole load of shit. ... No. ... 'Pandeist' makes sure that god can no longer be contacted and therefore she should STFU.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# How could anything with pandas be flawed?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# TELL HER YOUR FATHER IS THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Need more details.
Specifically, is she fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10002623
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# DUCKS IN SOCKS! WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN SOCKS? DUCKS IN SOCKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Awwww
Sheer, unadulterated image library searching genius. Clicky.
(Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# ^votes^
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)

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