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Fake Seance compo entry #
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:53,
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ooh yeah
his investigations thingamy is on tonight. It was quite good watching the little toerag psychic squirm and bullshit last week.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:56,
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I have a family full of people into this sort of thing.
They take it completely seriously.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:58,
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lol
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:00,
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They're my family, I have to love them...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:01,
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my family's like the Adam's family
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:03,
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you have a cousin made entirely of hair?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04,
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I know I do
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04,
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i have an aunt made entirely of fat
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08,
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No, in my family that's me.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:06,
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don't go bald, you'll vanish!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08,
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i've never even heard of the thing he's looking at tonight
should be interesting.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59,
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hmm me neither
but after a quick google, it seems it's a form of remote viewing (astral projection / spirit walking). Not sure how he intends to disprove this one. You can't exactly call someone a liar when they think they're seeing something you can't possibly see. Schizo, sure, but not a liar :)
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04,
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I imagine it'll be similar to when he did the seance
Basically saying it's real, but it's your brain doing it
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08,
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yeah, but if it's real
enough for blind people to be able to avoid obstacles, then it's actually real, and not just a hallucination. I'm going to assume none of the things Derren investigates in this series will turn out to be real.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:11,
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True...
I remember Barry and Stuart did a thing where they made the blind see, I imagine it'll work a bit like that. Although yeah, he is a big massive liar usually. When he fucked up in the casino, that was GENIUS
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:18,
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i'll watch resident evil instead
far more believable
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:01,
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hahahaha, great.
reminds me of a monkey island game for some reason :D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:56,
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MARY LOVES DICK!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:57,
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MARY LOVS DICH!
and so on (edit: GAH!)
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:58,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59,
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Beware of the magic lanterns at those fake say ants' . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:02,
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OH YESSSSSSSSSSS!
u drinka da potion too?:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04,
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Chug- A - Lug
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:11,
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They are on a boat.
AICM... etc etc.
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Cheddar George ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:06,
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winner!!!
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08,
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:13,
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posers:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:16,
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To be fair to them
they are on a boat. If I was in their position I'd probably be excited enough to sing about it too.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:32,
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guess you're right
I've heard far better hip-hop though:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:36,
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nice.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:49,
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Looks real enough.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:58,
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Got banned from a pub dukebox for putting O, Superman on the other day.
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Gizmo ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:40,
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O, Superman?
Is that like.. O Fortuna?
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Mon 17 May 2010, 20:43,
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Bib Fortuna?
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:43,
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Bib op a lula, she's my baby?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:47,
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Be my baby tonight.
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Cheddar George ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:55,
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It's a song that sounds like most of this thread:
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:46,
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What an odd flashback
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Mon 17 May 2010, 20:47,
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:43,
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I thought this was for unshopped pictures?
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:20,
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I thought YOU were for...
Wait I don't know how to finish that :(
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:29,
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FIEND ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:43,
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always giggle when I see this
...and the Jedi one
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:46,
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YES :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:50,
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what is the source?
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:51,
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a GIF of some guy crouching and jumping through a window
/Capt. Obvious
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:35,
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"WAIT FOR ME"............................................
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:56,
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according to your profile
"+ has posted 3 messages on the main board + has posted 2 messages on the talk board " those numbers should be t'other way around. main board is for pics, and wordy replies to pics, talk is for wordy new threads.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:44,
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This would recieve a far, far less fluffy response on /talk
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:45,
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/talk is for mutual self abuse.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:47,
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i'll be honist
my actual /talk experiance is minimal
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:50,
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never posted on /talk
don't think i'll bother
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:52,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:45,
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\o/
From now on I'm going the think that whale song is actually them saying "Mu" over and over.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:52,
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damn
so am i now
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:54,
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Moose becomes Mu-ss
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:03,
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Ahahah. Oh god.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59,
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Also: mu-cows.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:02,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:10,
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Kitten-cow?
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:17,
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Yes :D
*saved*
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:25,
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so hold me mom
in your long arms your automatic arms your petrochemical arms in your arms
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:48,
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if you want to post a new thread here, post a picture that you have created
otherwise go to /talk thank you. EDIT: on second thoughts, your reply to this www.b3ta.com/board/10051484 post, leads me to believe you are actually just a horrible little cunt/troll
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:51,
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I posted a picture I created earlier
Didn't go down too well
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Mon 17 May 2010, 20:53,
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too veiny
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:55,
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ah, but you weren't being a cunt though :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:57,
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oh right, yes.
shit.
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__ ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:02,
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yer maw!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59,
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What the shit is a DukeBox?
A regal Juke box?
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SolidGoldChimp ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:01,
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hahahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:06,
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I'll forgive your lack of a picture
because it's a great song.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:14,
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O__O
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:44,
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One from the sketchbooks
I didn't know Nina that well, nor the Prof, and my heart goes out to Kerry and Ninas family. What I do know, however, is how much she meant to some of the posters on here, and so this is for you guys. Big gay internet hugs to you all.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:38,
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that is very pleasing on the eye, Holly
it's nice to see you on here again.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:39,
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I'll have more time soon, hopefully
Looking forward to getting back to it now the worldload's less and the chap's at work. Today reminded me what a lovely bunch you really are
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:40,
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Ooh, lully
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:39,
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that is a very nice sketch
reminds me a little bit of chiho aoshima
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:40,
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*googles*
Crikey, praise indeed. That's the sort of thing I aspire to, thankyou :)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:51,
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I like your ninja balloon.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:40,
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Well put.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:40,
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Hope you're doing ok, chap
It's a strange day
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:42,
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It certainly is.
My only thoughts are with Kerry just now.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:45,
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Rightly so. Good to now you're looking after him.
Send him my hugs.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:47,
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Consider it done.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:49,
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And a big gay internet hug to you too, miss
that's lully
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:42,
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big gay internet hugs right back atcha
try not to get lodged in my cleavage
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:42,
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Mmmph nnnff mmnnnnttthhhh
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:43,
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*sigh*
i'll get the spatula
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:45,
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*pop*
It was warm in there
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:46,
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and a little clammy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:48,
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big gay internet hug accepted and reciprocated
lovely pic btw :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:46,
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i just logged on and seen the news
put me down for one of those gay hugs.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:46,
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:)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:48,
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Lovely
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:49,
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Hey Holly,
This is very nice.
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:51,
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It's creepy when The Internet calls me by my first name.
I'll let you off, though, as long as you promise not to hunt me down :)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:54,
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I won't I promise,
How are you anyway? No more Vile Evils gigs then?!
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:56,
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I know you, dont I?
This is weird. Sorry, I've been off b3ta for a very long time...
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:57,
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So have I to be fair...
Used to have dreads, met you and Simon (KingSuperSpecial) at a few (post)PWEI gigs.
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:02,
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That was it, sorry :)
I have a brain like a sieve. I'm good cheers! How's you?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:03,
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Ok thanks,
You? (considering the circumstances)
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04,
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Yeah, doing pretty good
It's all busy busy uni work here at the minute. Looking forward to it all calming down so I can b3ta it up for a bit. I almost missed this place :)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:06,
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I hardly ever come on here anymore,
which is a shame, I still have love for this place!
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:11,
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more first names
arrrrggrgrgrgrghghghghgh :D
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:05,
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO OWN UP TO IT
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:07,
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he outed me before i could own up to it
m'dear :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:17,
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Oh yeah...mnngh
Sorry, I'm having a Special Monday
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:19,
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i always have a superspecial monday :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:22,
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You could almost say a...
KingsuperSpecial monday.... *hides* Edit: Dammit!
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:22,
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waaaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:D
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:28,
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Hahaha
Sorry sir.. I didn't know you were on name census check
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:10,
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:D
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:17,
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nice sketchings
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59,
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And a big interweb hug from me as well
plus congrats on a gorgeous drawing
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:22,
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Done this for a friend swift89
read happytoasts post below
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FIEND ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:27,
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any other time I might comment on the art
but today I appreciate your comment below it
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:38,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:23,
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I wish i had gone to the derby bash too
RIP jessie, and to all of you who knew her in person im sorry to hear of her passing.
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FIEND ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:25,
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^this
+every other bash.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:42,
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very nice toasty
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:26,
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This is sweet and lully
and a lully tribute. I've had one mod edit that I remember, and that was after animating a pic of Jessie's bare bum.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:26,
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Nice one
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:27,
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She was at nearly every bash I went to.
I will miss her.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:28,
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you missed good times, Mr Toast, on each occasion
on Saturday I was talking with my sister about the time she demonstrated how easy it is to spike a drink by putting sweets in people's pints, and how Jessie remembered and got her back a year later. I was looking forward to seeing Nina and Kerry in London in a couple of weeks.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:28,
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aw Toasty
it says something that you've written that rather than typed it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:28,
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It says he has a pen tablet
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:12,
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i think the FP needs to be a full memorial
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:30,
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^yes
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:36,
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Aye...
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:32,
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^ This
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:01,
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pitch perfect mr toast.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:33,
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I don't have the words.
:(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:33,
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that's very sweet MrToast
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:34,
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i also feel like this
i never was able to make the derby bashes as they always fell on the weekend of my birthday met her at one of Dr When's bashes in Brum though - so very nice :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:34,
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Hi,
Hope you're alright
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:05,
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lovely :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:35,
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Lovely sentiment, 'toasty
Sad day
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:36,
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That's lovely.
Seriously Chris, that's lovely.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:36,
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Good words
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:37,
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Nicely put Chris
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:37,
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i think that says everything that i too would have said.
nice one toasty.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:46,
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^this
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:48,
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Very nice Mr Toast
I had the pleasure of meeting her and the Prof at a bash a few years ago (back when Tutt was on the board). She always asked when I wasn't at the other Derby bash's. She was a lovely person... RIP
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:55,
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That sir is superb...
...and I echo your wise words. She sounds a pure joy to have met. Very sad :(
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Ninj ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:34,
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It just needed doing
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halfcut ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:21,
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Is that me?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:23,
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Is that mediocre?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:24,
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My mistake
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:26,
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Uncanny!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:30,
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living proof that tim curry is an ape shagger
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:34,
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Mr Chicken ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:42,
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hahhahhhahh excellent
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:02,
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That's mediocre isn't it?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:25,
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I bet that's mediocre
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:27,
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Dunnn Dunn Dunnnnnnnn!
Where's your head at!?!?!?!?
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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!! ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:30,
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today picture was bought to you by fire
and lemon. (and nearly setting my room alight) a somber 'ning to you all.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:07,
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Headless sexy time is the worst time to catch fire.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:08,
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this reminds me of the poster for The Human Centipede
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:09,
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aaah yes
still in two minds as to weather i want to put myself through seeing that. i managed "antichrist" ok, but then there wasn't any shit based horror in it.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:13,
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I have a half torrent of it, I'm reluctant to finish it
Watch 'Martyrs' though you probably shouldn't. It's really horrible.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:15,
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gah, nearly rented martyrs the other week
but my friend and i wanted something a bit lighter, so we rented "the mist"... ...there wasn't much in the shop that neither of us had seen.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:18,
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just watch Total Recall
all the time
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:19,
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I'm well excited about it
As is our housemate. It looks hilarious. The boyfriend is a bit off the idea though. Killjoy :(
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:17,
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and to you also
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:11,
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Not worth it's own thread...
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:13,
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Who is this woman anyway?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:14,
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Smash monkey
*runs*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:19,
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OI!
you'd better run, pal! *waddles after stan*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:20,
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*chases*
*out-of-breath-coughs*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:21,
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http://www.b3ta.com/board/10051182
I was watching Derren Brown on 4OD whilst it's my day off work. He was trying to prove that this psychic was a fake. As he sat watching one of his shows it shot to the crowd laughing and her face just quite possibly one of the funniest faces I have ever seen, especially with those thick glasses, so I went back and took a screenshot.www.channel4.com/programmes/derren-brown-investigates/4od It was a shit show, I was really bored, she's about half way through...
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:23,
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I can imagine the horrific creature's swaying, waddling walk.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:14,
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QWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKRGHHHHHHHK
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:17,
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Shit!
I'm gonna need more breadcrumbs.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:33,
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these headless bumming juddermen are a bit odd
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:14,
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was meant to be a spider-thing
but its impossible to see the "ink" when you're applying it, so i didn't realise it hadn't come out right in some spots till it was developed. onwards and upwards though.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:15,
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Oooh, I thought it was two people engaging in headless sexy time.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:16,
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looks like headless bumsex to me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:18,
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you take whatever you like from it
i'm not here to judge.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:19,
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i seriously need to get some
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:21,
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Some headless bumsex?
Don't we all :)
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:35,
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i'd settle for a quickie
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:37,
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I'd settle for a peck on the cheek
but even that'd prolly make me need clean underwear
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:44,
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you want sexytiems with a duck?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:53,
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aw
is this the begining of a beautiful new "friendship"?
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:53,
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perhaps
depends on how much he struggles
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:03,
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It'd never work
I have an aversion to being locked in dungeons :)
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:09,
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nice work ms morbo, i did a little hovering monitor bot thingy which i shall pop here
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:23,
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ooh
i like that
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:35,
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why thank you
:)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:52,
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that looks like some hot man on man action.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:48,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:35,
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this is lovely
and very sad :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:37,
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aw :(
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:40,
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I was gutted when I found out when I got in from work
The London bash will feel a little weird this year :(
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:41,
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lovely stuff Mu
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:42,
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Nice one, Mu.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:46,
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did you get my message earlier?
big thanks for being there for Kerry.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:49,
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Cheers, Gerry
I did indeed. It was the very least could do.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:38,
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aww
r.i.p.
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:51,
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that's really awful
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:51,
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Tears were shed earlier.
She was a joy to know. R.I.P. Nina.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:52,
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*manhugs Stan*
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:53,
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Cheers G
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:55,
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Tears being shed now I'm afraid
She made the world a brighter and more amusing place. Very sad day indeed.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:55,
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^ this
utterly.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:50,
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:((
I too made a bit of a tribute.original is a bit big
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:00,
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perfect :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:02,
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Marvellous Sir.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:02,
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:(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:06,
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awesome
b3ta really is the best :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:09,
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awesome
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:22,
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funny as fuck
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Gizmo ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:35,
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Spot on...
A very fitting tribute to her...
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:00,
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sad
great tribute but very sad :(
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:23,
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collected all her bash pics up into one set-
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:52,
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Post this up near the top where people will see it.
And maybe leave it here too.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:21,
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Extreme Fishing
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CaptainSunshine ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:04,
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IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:06,
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*JUMPS THROUGH WINDOW*
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:14,
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hahahaha!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:21,
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THERE IS NO DANA, THERE IS ONLY TUTU
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:28,
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tutu for the fucking win my friend
we need more tutu
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:43,
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Tu much?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:50,
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
desmond and sammy
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:51,
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Tu good
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:54,
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Tu soooooooon
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:02,
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Q&D
I stand by my earlier assumption that she is indeed Harry Secombe!
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:30,
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Hahahahahaha!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:33,
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aahahah
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:33,
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this gives me songs of praise flashbacks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:34,
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She needs a name...
Answers on a postcard.
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:46,
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tubso
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:48,
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hahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:52,
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that is fierce!!!
I laughed hard when I saw that a terrible laugh of darkness and fear ;)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 18 May 2010, 19:19,
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DIE ALL!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:34,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:43,
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FUCK
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:25,
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You're gonna need a bigger plane
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:09,
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another HDR I done been mucking about with...
bigger please some people seemed to like them so...hope y'enjoy
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:03,
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Architectural decrepitude always scores highly with me
Well done, sir!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:27,
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No replies?
Well, I, for one, like this pic. Nice work on the HDRness. Although it does look like it says "FUCKR"... :) Edit: that'll teach me to spend too long on a reply!
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:29,
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These are ace. A little disconcerting though.
Is this that same hospital?
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Cheddar George ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:03,
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Jesus effin christ
It's like the fake grief when Diana died. What a load of scenesters and fake hamtouchers there are on this site. You can't post pics of other people's missing children one minute and then get the hump when someone posts some of their 'shopped pics a few hours after someone you knew died. This spells the death of B3ta to me. 'twas fun while it lasted. Sorry for TJ duts!
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:27,
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She's a comin' to get you...
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:27,
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MEGALOOL 4: Die Chode, Die
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:51,
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fuck, that looks like my passport photo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:54,
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mum :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:55,
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faaaa
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:05,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:07,
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INVERSE KRUNCHGAZM
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:08,
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4 mu :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:08,
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Hahah this is amazing.
I made one just now too
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:11,
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:D
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:14,
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JAJAJAJA
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:45,
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Here is one I made earlier.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:13,
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This is the fucking best thing ever.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:48,
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This whale likes cheese
Preferably Stilt-on.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:13,
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Look at the fucker go.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:14,
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from award winning director Hayao Miyazaki
comes a magical tale of a whale who wanted to walk.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:21,
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With soundtrack by Whaleon Jennings
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:39,
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THENCE!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:43,
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WIN
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:44,
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I am an artisian.
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patchsticles Me and you, elbow fetish club: ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:00,
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Artisanal.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:02,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:54,
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Has anyone got a link to Jessie's profile?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:03,
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here ya go
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24783 and just FYI - quickest way to find someone's profile is to use the search button with their username
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:05,
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Ok, you got me on CCTV cams or summint?
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:05,
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Or
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:06,
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ooh
I did not know that trick.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:28,
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Cheers.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:06,
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Also, if you know their username exactly,
you can use the tilde link: b3ta.com/~Jessie edit: Gah, damn your eyes Underscore!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:09,
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Here yah go...
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:05,
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just so i'm sure
are they clouds or spunk puddles?
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:03,
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Bicuspid
they are clouds of vaporised of man jam due to the friction of the saddle super heating the spaff to a plasma like state. Prints are available.
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patchsticles Me and you, elbow fetish club: ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:06,
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DJ puss
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herman:D ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:55,
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bangin' tunes man :D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:56,
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I hope he does scratch those records!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:57,
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Go disco cat go !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:05,
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:48,
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"WEARS THE SOAP?" "EXACTLY!"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:51,
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Well, they look like they're having fun!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:51,
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Hahahaha
UNEXPECTED NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN HISTORY
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:52,
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You're not wrong
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:54,
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Frothy
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:55,
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Sacre Bleu! ou est le mains?
awful lot of fricton in them there bubbles..
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:02,
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HA!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:58,
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Everyone's feeling the pinch at the minute
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:39,
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OUTDATED GAME BASTARDS
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:41,
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give 'em all guitars
get buskin'
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:44,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:48,
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Qbert, noo!
I'll give you a job! That weird nose thing can suck as well as blow, right?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:50,
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Hahaha!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:58,
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i have a flying car as well
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iamgoingtohell ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:31,
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MAAAARRTTY!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:43,
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GREAT SCOTT!
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:44,
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With all our fond wishes to Prof...
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Ninj ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:24,
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aw
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:25,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:25,
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nicely done, N'
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:28,
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Perfect!!
Nice one Ninj.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:29,
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^this
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herman:D ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:43,
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nice
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:34,
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That makes me do a little smile.
:)
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:35,
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:)
I think she'd like that
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:37,
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goodbye mum.
I'll never forget you. X
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:43,
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bless
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:46,
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Oh Benjy
:(
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:53,
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I've just seen this on Facebook
I'm shocked. Do we know what happened?
(
Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!! ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:17,
archived )
:'(
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:42,
archived )
So cold reporting
like how I feel about a weather forecast
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:30,
archived )
Here:
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:42,
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Absolutely gutted dude!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:00,
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wonderful tribute
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:05,
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perfect
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nocturne72 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:28,
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She liked Rotties too they are sad
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:27,
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very nice Ninj
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:28,
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Well done, lad. Nicely Done.
Fuck, you've set me off again. :'(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:34,
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I only just heard :(
Bloody tragic. She was a star.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:29,
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Missing socks mystery
(
Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:17,
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a rotating drum...
OR A MECHANICAL SPACE BABY WITH HUGE HEAD OPERATING PERISCOPE!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:18,
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this is why stephen hawking's socks are made of cheese
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:23,
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arf so true
mind you, with me it's cutlery. tea spoons mainly, and forks. the end.
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:24,
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I knew it!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:27,
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