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# ...*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Heh
SPANGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# good god
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# i had no choice
it was in my head, I HAD TO MAKE IT BE!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ... oh, good grief
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *charges and locks on orbital spanging laser*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Oh good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# they didn't let blacks be doctors back then
they were only just allowed to sing songs on stage, and still for a fraction it would cost to book Sinatra
but apart from that, woo! and *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# they are holidaying
in a non-segregated black doctor allowing region of the world...

...with yew forests.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# yew trees?
in Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# AH! That must be Mboto Gorge then!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# But the blacks that sung on the stage back in those days....
were white with their faces covered in boot polish!

DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I like the orange ones best
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# and all because...
the ladies love Spang Trays

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Let's dig this one out again, then
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Happy May 20th
Where are all the pictures of Mohammed? I thought B3ta would be overflowing today

*is disappointed* o_O

(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# FAKE - No bear costume
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Uh, yeah, sorry, uh, the dog ate it...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# we're too busy with other things
plus the generally admirable but often nebulous concept of free speech (er, freedom of expression) seems to be being drowned out by nasty racist cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ^^^what Nibus said
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# ...
*hangs racist head in shame* :/
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# haha
not directed at you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# This^^^ seeing as a lot of the people involved seem happy bandying around phrases like "Damn-Arabics" "Fucking Sand Niggers" and "desert coons"
I feel a bit unhappy allying myself with people like that....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Damned Chutney Magicians! Trying to take away my free speech!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Islam's not a race
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# yes, I know that
but much of it seems to be an excuse for twats to be racist

your pic was a perfect example of how to do it without being nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# the racists don't know that though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# it's just internet hard-man syndrome
and while I may not like posting alongside cunts from the EDL I'm certainly not going to let them silence me either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# also this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
#
Race is a fact, religion is a delusion.
(Mongrel, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# The concept of race is pretty fuzzy too.
But don't tell the BNP. It will just spoil their fun.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# posted mine earlier
but good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Draw Muhammad Day


Click for bigger (125 kb)
No, try again.
(Mongrel, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# text dump!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I reckon that's totally Halal.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# So is this. It's a pig - BUT IT'S FINE FOR MUSLIMS TO EAT BECAUSE IT'S MOHAMMED.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Al Fayed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYjGHRX9dE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't stray from the path young 'un...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Pfft!
That's the Olympic posters sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
Still not as scary as Stratford though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha:D
Click
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# It's rapey-murder time!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
ace as per :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# You're too kind!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# :)
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Cheers Fanny!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# haha!
That's a good strategy for winning medals, actually...

Also, hello Ninj *smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hiya lully
Here's a pic of Meg for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hello Meg!
Aww, she's cracking :D My dog is being an arsehole. More trouble than both kids combined. You want him?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Thank you, but no.
He might try to shag Meg :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# awww lully
also, nice cushions

this is Dino
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Cute!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# he's the business
want a dog want a dog want a dog want a dog
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Oooh, I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# pffft
nicely done Ninj...again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Cheers Mighty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hahahha!
*awaits "the Texas Chainsaw Mascot"*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Fwd: Spring time at La Tasca – 50% off tapas to share, free garlic bread and wine-tasting this April!
that's what auto complete thinks about that... I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Just as well, seeing as no-one actually explained *huffs*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hows the studying going, prof?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# The Monopoly man's been to the gym!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# He's also half way through showing us his elephant trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
I haven't seen anyone do that in years!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# B3ta's also in the latest edition of Private Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# really?
link?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# S'not online
Transcribed from the letters page:

Sir,
This is quite funny actually; You mention on page 20 (letters) that Mustafa Koc is the Chairman of Koc Holding. You may be interested to know that according to the B3ta newsletter 180 (www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue180) said company is the parent of the Turkish firm "Arcelic". Apologies if you've seen that before.
Keep up the good work, &c,
DAFYDD YOUNG,
via email
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Credits and a link
good on em
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# That's true
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# They linked each username to that person's profile
that's some respectfully handled image stealing right there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# They even matched the capitalisation of user names.
*aghasts*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hmmm
so if we all respectfully alter our profiles maybe...?
(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# it makes
a change from just stealing the images :) good on them :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I don't understand why they didnt go with my sanitary towel one
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hehe
or my goatse one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# It would've been good if they'd used this one...
b3ta.com/board/10055725
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# They gave full credit?
That's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I'm guessing a b3ta member is responsible for the article
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# wow they credited the members and linked the site too
bravo!

still a crappy paper though
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Already? Christ!
Bloomin' torygraph didn't even have the decency to nick min. Bah.

Edit When did b3ta get uprated from 'puerile' to 'anarchic'?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ^This^
We been upgraded from "Chuckle Bros" to Banksy"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# We're fighting the system
our own sassy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Wasn't it the Guardian that called us "puerile?"
How very judgemental of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# They even went to the trouble of spelling it correctly.
Anyway, I quite liked being a 'proud member of the puerile digital arts community'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# It's a useful phrase to come back to in the board's occasional moments of identity crisis
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Or to pad a really really really weak C.V.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# good on 'em
About time though, they have used scores of images from b3ta....
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# yay!
fame at last
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# F ME
I only made their top ten :D

and none of you feckers even commented.

Easiest way to get into the telegraph, mock mandelson
(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Damn. They've rehosted.
Not as daft as they look, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# they've only gone and read the fucking FAQ!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# A hotlinking shock-frenzy on the telegraph would just have been so sweet...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Respect for the attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Kudos to the Telegraph
(Kang to the Guardian). For some reason though they linked to page 3 of the challenge page.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# inspired by...
www.b3ta.com/board/10056747

EDIT: now cropped! :)
EDIT 2: might have to revert to the original, all comments make no sense now!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha "Plymouth"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah, thinking about that, i should have cropped that off!
if it gets back to her she'll propbably kill me!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# You should definitely crop it
otherwise it's not immediately obvious what you've shopped...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# if she is from Plymouth
she will stab you up a treat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I've been to plymouth
... that's a fairly accurate representation from what I recall of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# mostly true
though plymouth has less furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# and there's less to do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Plymouth - Portsmouth of the West
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
i lived in portsmouth. my girlfriend then moved to plymouth. having experience of both places i can now say that i'm glad i live in neither.

we split up but not because she lived in plymouth.

ok, that didn't help
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Thats what happens if you go in the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# This is all full of weird
is she levitating?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# All women have the power of levitation
It's quite, quite normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Three blokes in the pub
One says "I gave my missus such a seeing too last night, she rose an inch off the bed"

Next one says "That's nothing my missus came so hard last night she rose a foot in the air".

"Kid's stuff" says the third. "I wipe my dick on the curtains, and missus hits the roof."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# high chair, short woman!
Camera tricks i'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I'm never going to Plymouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I have been to Plymouth
I am never going back!

They touched me... in that deliverance way!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Plymouth's answer to the cyclops Christine Keeler of the future DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hello ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Would you buy a used car from this man?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# A lot of people
are probably going to be buying a used country from him.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# does it come with a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Knowing him
that's probably a weasel rather than a stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'm getting incresingly upset at the number of bowties I'm seeing about the place at the moment
what am I going to wear to feel different now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Stetson and chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# A diamante cravat?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# as ever b3ta delivers on style advice
it shall be done
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy time!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# they're attempting to instigate eye sex
and now i really must go and pack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# thing is
with no mouths it's very hard to amke them look like their kissing

bloody stupid over-paid designers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# yeah
I hate to imagine how much they cost... I'm sure designers hate this sort of shit until they get offered one of the jobs and then that grudgingly take the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *uses a contact lense as protection*
lovely stuff Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# arrgh it never stops coming!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# That STILL gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# 3-and-bit years after making it, I still sometimes see it in my sleep
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Aaaaagghhhhh!
*hides behind sofa*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# He'll still be waiting for when you come out
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# most disturbing
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Urp :S
*gets heebie-jeebies*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
#
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNYOM
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# The long distance face-swallow
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# he'll win the 100m at that pace
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
#


Click for bigger (230 kb)
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# All seems to be in place here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Superb sir as per...
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Oi oi!
Splendid. If only all our athletes were as quick and toothy
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Belly's gonna get ya!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Mmmmmm, trees....
Sexy Birch
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# yr a prty fine pine bby
rolf
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Check out the fine As(pen) over there!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Bet she's poplar with the guys.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# You betcha, the way she shakes that Ash
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Stop it, I'm pining already.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Oakay yew guys!
that's enough now!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# i see no other alder-natives to stopping it right here
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Please stop I don't want to be sycanymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Dam dis birch got wood 2!
WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# She's not very Poplar actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Her Pussy Willow Pine for anyone
and she has the Sweetest Chestnuts you've ever seen.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Live fast, die young and "leaf" a good looking "copse"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# dear god
that hurts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# i wonder if a tree-some is on offer?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# i'm going to go out on a limb here
and say it's a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# good
I like branching out to new things
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# before you get it on though, you better spruce up
and THAT was my 8000th post.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# a quick trim of the face fir is definitely needed


Edit: a fine pun for 8000 :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Yup he best lumber-up Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I'm priveliged that you blew it on my TOAP
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha ^that^ sounds soooo wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# 8000?
bloody hell, i feel like a post-whore now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# You are, but we all love you either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# ^^ gunning for anal
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Was it that obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Afraid so :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I would have been higher had warcraft not grabbed me away from here a few years back
so don't feel too bad
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I liked Warcraft when it was a top view strategy game
Now it sucks donkey balls
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I still play the original Warcraft quite a bit
I like making a million archers/wizards depending on level and camping them on the enemy's invasion path. Instant safety for you to build up an absurdly overlarge army.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I prefer to stick to my roots
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# He's going to have two on his trunk?
I bet they enjoy a bit of f-logging
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# right in the knothole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# err... something about a horse chestnut...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# it's oak-ay to have a mind blank sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I wood.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] check ma bad self
quick & dirty ms paint
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Now watch me YOUUUU
Crank dat, Soulja Boy
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Any use of DOOM is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Your wish is my command
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Joke is better than technique :-)
Got my click!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# always has been
always will be
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Should've been these two...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# this needs to be real
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Arrghh the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] and wenlock was 'accidentally' left in the women's changing rooms...
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# OH MAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# ENHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Tap tap tap
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# http://nudecams.crappymascot.gov.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I used to wear a wig to get in
they could never tell
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# and here was me thinking he would be mistaken for a dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# pssst
b3ta.com/board/10056689#post10056778
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i KNEW it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# haha
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# That series 'I'm in a rock'n'roll band'
I think the subtitler meant 'bassist in Courtney Love's band' but when on pause...



Less flattering...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# her ass hole is something I would very much like to see
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Where's Bela Lugosi's Dad?

Edit in the absence of any sensible :o/ responses (who, as the saying goes, is kidding whom?!), you might want to gaz him this or see if you can post it to www.conferencepear.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# He's probably in the last place you look for him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# gone patenting his bottle-opener
he's gonna be rich
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# he had a girl's name
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# he was last seen heading south
wearing a cowboy hat and riding a large pot of organic greek yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# How very cultured.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# you didn't see what was under the cowboy hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# A cowboy?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# no
it's his hidden shame, i can't tell you exactly what it is, but it's bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# a picture of Himmler painted on an egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# no
but i want that now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# a smaller cowboy hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# if only it were that innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Bela Lugosi's Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# yes
but more than that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# look at that car
Formula one's not what it used to be..Schuey still rocks though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# He's got a ticket to ride
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Melissa's actually quite lovely.
Can't say the same about Courtney.
Obviously.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# They could've had 'ass Smashing Pumpkins' as well.
Also: I like her lots.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# A Cave


Click for bigger (183 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# It's not a cave
It's the inside of somethings mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# that's a massive dragon's nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# ...makes me think of the crashed ship in Alien...
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# oooh, yes!
i knew it reminded me of something!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# This picture is prettyful.
I really want to go caving.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# excellent draw
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's the inside of a leaf
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
#
I'm scarred, I keep trying to see the hidden goatse or deathstar.
(xixax, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# cool cave
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# cor this is very nice
and I'm also cautiously excited about this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Comic Sans Webpages ahoy!!!!!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# haha
IM Fell is looking nice, jury's out on the others though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# The Fell types are all beautiful
When I was in Oxford, I got the chance to see loads of original 17th C prints that used them.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# ...
but I like Verdana
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Google has dictated that that is no longer acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Yay!
Now everything can be comic sans!
[edit] damn you, chutney, with your mindpissery!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ...
Making the Web beautiful harder to read!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# having got excited about it
I think I might get bored of it quite quickly

it fits perfectly with my Curve of Internet Enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah, I'm done with it already.
Just like masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoryuwen!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# *birdkicks*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *calls the RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# It wasn't me
it was... HIM!

*points at Walrus Man*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Flaming Galah!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Banana Bender!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Fruit-based fun-times
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Flaming buggery!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# hello b3ta

I barely have time for internet these days so I just wanted to stop by and say that I think you're all lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# awwww.....
*points*
That's the one that touched me, officer!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# It's true.
I am lovely. Very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Shucks!
oh, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# You're lobely too!
Your pics are exceptionally lobely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# outstanding as always, WM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Aw!
That's proper lovely that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# i do like your stuff
no, not that stuff, the stuff you draw, pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# aw
the sentiment is mutual dear.

i hope you're well n'things
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# We love you right back fella :D
*not in a gay way (though there's nothing wrong with that either)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# you need to make more time
we need to see more of your ace doodles
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty little scamps...


Who knows where their next adventure will take them?...
(beresford, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha win :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Coincidence?!
I think not!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Totally Topical Taste
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Who'd have thought eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

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