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# Everybody is blaming foxes now!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# wild animal in doing what it naturally does shocker
quick exterminate all life on earth!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I still blame the Argentinians
Damn their South American wily ways
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I've not actually heard anyone say anything bad about foxes yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# fox bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Oh, fair enough then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# now over to the chairman of the national chicken keepers society for a few balanced words...
/ITV Evening News
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# thay make crap babysitters
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# yea they eat babies all the time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# wild animal in doing what it does naturally in a house in child's bedroom no less shocker
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# FIRE THEM INTO SPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# oh how I love rocket-propelled arsecreatures
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# YAYAYA!!!!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
most appropriate username EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Brings knife to gunfight...

 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Mogwai

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Ha ha
1980s films FTW.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Recursive Fred!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# taking prediction to dizzying new heights
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Not so Fantastic*

*if the mother is to be believed (bet she knows where Maddy is too) :p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Seems a bit odd.
Just sayin like.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# This^^^^
All seems a bit too weird to me too.

But, if true, I really hope that people don't start campaigning to kill the poor foxes, they're just being animals :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# One's already been put down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# probably more humane
than being torn apart by Tory hounds
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Like our government.
Zing!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# First the badgers, now the foxes.
Next they'll come up with a reason to exterminate hedgehogs :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# *scratches*
Damn fleas! KILL THEM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Well, if they put down that Al from Scotland, that is the kind of hedgehog extermination I can get on board with!
if they put down that Al from Scotland that is the kind of hedgehog extermination I can get on board with!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# there really needs to be another epic tin foil hat thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# That was rather fun, as it was random
www.b3ta.com/board/9249749
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# It was ace that thread :)
imagine how ace it could be... with PLANNING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# How about for this weeks alt compo
"Show us how you stop people reading your thoughts"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# *deletes internet history*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# We should just chase them on horseback with a big pack of dogs.
It would be jolly good fun!

/cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# there will be a bit of a knee-jerk reaction (see the Jeremy Vie show on Radio 2 this afternoon)
the tories will cite this case when they try to overturn the hunting ban
but it won't matter a jot come june 22nd when we'll all be shitting our pants at the steps taken in the emergency budget
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# there's an image challenge right there...
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post748350
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Duly clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# What were they saying on Jeremy Vine?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# imagine a world where foxes lived in harmony with mankind
this is the exact opposite of the piece, in roundabout terms
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Yup
Guess we can expect the usual over the top reaction from the red-tops

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Sounds perfectly plausible to me
Fox goes through open door, then creeps past a family watching TV, then goes up stairs into a bedroom, leaps into a cot and mauls one child. When it starts crying, the fox leaps out of the cot, then into another one to maul another child whilst the first is probably still crying.

(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I reckon she's a werewolf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# The zoologists i've discussed this with today have expressed their genuine surprise to be honest
Foxes simply don't target people; sounds like something was wrong with the animal, like the dogs that savage people with far more frequency
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# They were in seperate cots?
Fuck me! Definitely not right then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I think Cockweasle may be on to something with his theory..
www.b3ta.com/board/10081075
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# possibly.....but they don't have to "set anything up now"
they'll just do what the fuck they want
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# *forms underground resistance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# The doctor went into a side business


Not shopped. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Turds And Rotten Dysentry In Space
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# in space no one can hear you plop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# In space plopping would be much easier. The vacuum would just suck it right out.
Along with all your intestines.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# we'd better take extra rolls
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Cheese or honey?
You can have my packet of Walkers 'French Garlic Baguette' crisps too if you like. I don't want them 'cos they taste like farts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
#
Some bloke who lives in my area has a blue porta-loo in his front garden and my 4 year old is convinced its the T.A.R.D.I.S, so maybe he is on to something :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# IT'S SHITTIER ON THE INSIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# That's what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)
# run away!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# the jugs don't work
tits broken!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# This reminds me of the birdeye polar bear.
I'm liking the current trend towards slightly dark stuffed animals in adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# yea they're great ads :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Am I right in thinking
The Travelodge ads are similar to something I saw posted on /links by a b3tan a while ago?
And also, I don't seem to see those ads on TV at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# I saw both the travelodge and the birdseye ones in the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# they're on tv all the time
not the first time an ad agency has 're imagined' someone else's idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# must have just missed them then
I think the thing I'm thinking of was newslettered too. It was by a B3tan. Just wondering if they got any credit for the idea, or if they're the same person that did the ads
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# couldn't comment until I'd seen it


I know these 2 are b3tans
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00rqlkj
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I was thinking of
Misery Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# haha awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# yay
violent death has never come in such a cute package before
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# *fears*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# *Legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Awwww

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Max :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Awww Prodge, that's a beauty!
that's a beauty!:D

*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Disturbing, yet ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# "Ima cut you. Ima cut you good."
Nice one!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Bonkers
But great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Oh no look out!
its the Pintsized Slasher!
(Tappity is touching your inner child, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry]

(gamefanatic666, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I have found the artifacts, Indy!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# no time for love doctor jones
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# You're confusing love with a full night of rattling skullfucking again.

hello micto
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Foxy news
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Unlucky for some...number 13.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
# damn you!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Gotta be quicker than that pal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# 6 and 2
clickity duck
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Unlucky for some
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Those northern bingo foxes are the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# two mauled babies... 88
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Ahahahah, you sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# What have dingoes & foxes got in common?
They don't eat babies.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I was going to say they both love sausages :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Bangers ftw!


(some squinting may be required)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# See I read this headline this morning
and immediately thought the babies had been savaged by Liam Fox, the Defence minister.

Obviously been spending far too long round these parts....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Hope it aint RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Have a click and a sorry to TJ
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post748232
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# *Clicks*
You fackin macky cant.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:31, archived)
# geeza geeza
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# the last thing that waste of space needs is anything feeding his mockney ego
the c*nt. He'll only consider it a trophy to his celebrity genius.
If you're gonna make an image challenge against anyone, make it for a huge c*nt... Richard Littlejohn, for example
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Oh fuck yes. Suggest it officiially please
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# OK, leave it with me. Got some ideas floating around for it
if it has legs, It'll probably go up next week. Will keep you posted.
Someone else has had a couple of great ideas but they're not around this week, so bear with it. - Hopefully be worth the wait. :)
Anyone else thinks a Littlejohn Challenge might be a goer?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I will officially stop teaching and rejoin B3ta for the week
Simply for the opportunity to Photomangle Littlejohn's sorry carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Oh God I hope it wins
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)
# ok, leave it with me for this week, as I need to speak to someone about it
there will probably be an 'official' suggestion, with a couple of ideas thrown in to make it 'special' at some point next week...

stay tuned
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Put the proper version back already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)
# What? I didn't type that!
FUCK YOU AUTOCOMPLETE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha
It's a conspiracy I tells ya
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uRvR2oF3FQ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO8YkzMYcx4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# I don't know why specifically, but I can't seem to get into Ackercocke.
Which is strange, considering the number of related bands I listen to.

Oh, I have Nile tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxelXPg961M
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Oh yes.

/edit: although you clearly have the wrong song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3HVLyI-t3E
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# What other bands do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# It's all here ;)
www.last.fm/user/mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hey
I've never seen this page
www.last.fm/user/mediocre/library
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Nice selection there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# hahah:D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha:D
www.b3ta.com/links/Monkey_Laughing_at_Dog_after_checking_his_P
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# PFFFFFT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# *thunk* ow!

woo beaker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:03, archived)
# haahaha
alright prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# bored
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha
NSFW but best shining remake I've seen
www.xvideos.com/video245949/horny_midget_finds_two_hot_schoolgirls_dynamite_and_kate_frost
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I don't think you should be linking to porn to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# If you don't want to look at it don't click it.
NSFW often implies material of that nature
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Subwoofer pussy :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmRTGRbrATs&feature=related
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Messing with cats is fun
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
# nooooo really!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Well if it's that fucking obvious don't say anything in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# good luck with that then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Stop trolling and find some other way to entertain yourself
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I'm not trolling
I just said I don't think you should be linking to porn to be honest, which is a fair enough comment
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Fine, sorry to you and to all the other b3tans who were upset by my post.
Oh, just you then.
As usual
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I'm not upset

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
*shudders* Incontinent young girls meet midget.

What happened to good old ...in 30 seconds reenacted by bunnies
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Yeah, they should do a remake of the above, but with bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# reinact a midget and incontinent girl
with bunnies?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
# You'd just need different sized bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
Haha


Best xxx remake full length I saw was Alice
meet hatter
give blowjob
spazz out in druggie nonsense for 10 minutes
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Hahahaha. Any porn with a storyline tends to be hilarious. My friend told me about one he saw where the opening dialogue was as follows:
Man: "I've come to fix your washing machine"
Woman: "But I don't have a washing machine"
Man: "Let's fuck!"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# bunny porn :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Haha, oh dear :)
The bunny was obviously selected for the stain-hiding properties of its coat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Now she's all beaked out . . . MEEP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:10, archived)
# meme!
memememememememememe!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Meep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# :)
princess bride
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# yay
:D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Ninja Pirate!
In other news

FULL STORY
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/links/Man_V_Fox
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I really don't know what to make of that story
it doesn't seem very believable, but if she made it up, what the fuck happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Talking about that in the office
we were wondering whether she has a dog on the dangerous list that went a bit mad and the fox story is a cover up.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# it wouldnt surprise me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Well, they did manage to catch a fox. I found this bit weird:
"A vet was called to establish if it was safe to move the animal. It was determined it was not and the fox was humanely killed by the pest controller at approximately 12.15am."

Not safe to move it? Surely all you need is a thick pair of gloves and a big stick for if it gets lairy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# i reckon they might have suspected it was rabid.
what it did was pretty out of character for a fox.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:39, archived)
# ^ this
suspected rabies is treated pretty much as "kill it now and give anybody who's been near/might have been bitten a rabies shot immediately".

reason being: rabies in humans is not only fatal but also untreatable after a few days and AFAIK the only sure way to detect if an animal has it is by autopsy and that can take a while.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Hmm. I'll have to remember this for if I ever have a pet that needs putting down, would certainly save money on vet bills.
"Hello, police? I think my goldfish has rabies!"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# rabies shots are unpleasant though
and expensive.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I'll assure them that I wasn't bitten.
Maybe tell them it bit my neighbours, seeing as they're cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
# there's no rabies in land mammals in the UK
the fox was liklely injured in the trap so they put it down. It's no surprise they caught one but who knows if it was that one or any other fox at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)
# the uk is 'officially' rabies free
but there's nothing to stop a fox slipping on a channel tunnel train in france and getting over here. It's pretty unlikely admittedly, but they are uber-careful with suspected rabies cases.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# tell that to clarence
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:33, archived)
# My name is Inigo Montoya
you killed my father.
prepare to die
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# best film ever!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I am tending to agree with this statement
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# pokeball ninja
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# You sure have a lot of balls posting this here

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
#
Woooo come on England

Just go out in some style and not on bloody penaltys
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# If you do come on England
Remember to wipe and clean up afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
Why?

Once it comes out, its their problem
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I got really excited when I saw Fabio was choosing 23 men for the squad
When all the other teams only have 11 players I think we're really in for a chance this time!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Didn't you hear one of them got hurted.
So now it's 22 against 11 :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Already?
They need to invest in some industrial strength bubble wrap pretty darn quick before the odds lessen any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Haha
nice tagging too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] \o/

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I reckon this is about wanking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# hahah!
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Pffft, masturbation

www.b3ta.com/board/10077104
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I can't quite get the third line...
...
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# pffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# EWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
#
If you use old socks it hides the cheesy smell
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I don't know why I did this
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Sadly not
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# i hope everyone's got a large stock of images ready for when she does shuffle off.
i think that will be a good b3ta day
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# *listens carefully for sound of partying across the nation.....hears nothing*
/ac
Sorry not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Trazan, ja
Trazan, ja
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I don't know why you did that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha

He'll probably have a poo in the fires of that volcano too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Let's hope he doesn't go to Iceland:
all flights grounded because of a poo cloud!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Clicks
more Jeremy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# haah
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Click
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I WENT TO MOUNT DOOM AND IT WAS REALLY WARM AND THERE WAS LOTS OF LAVA
I WANT A POO. DID I MENTION THAT I WENT TO MOUNT DOOM? I GOT A GOBLIN HAT. IT LOOKS FUNNY AND SMELLS LIKE POO.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Pfffft
no poo joke?!
:D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I'm sure it's on its way.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Haha
Was trying to convince the missus the other day that it's not always about poo

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# It's mainly about poo, though, isn't it....?
though isn't it....?:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# It looks like gollum's having one.
with a bit of ring burn thrown in.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Poo LOLZ
Well done Moley!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
# One does not simply lol into Mordor!
Another Jeremy cracker!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# YES!
A Jeremy that doesn't resort to poo related catchphrase :D Jeremy is better than that, I don't want to hear him say he needs a poo again!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello B3ta


Click for bigger (145 kb)


Sorry I didn't add any lensflare.
(Duke Skellington, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Don't hog that boinker!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# She's hogging that boinker!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Granny's boinkered agin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I WANT MY GOD DAMN LENSES FLARE!!!

(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# only joking......
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# never got around to doing a bucket bong
did plenty of waterfalls though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# lol drugs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Ripe for a cdc
Hello and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# lovely
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# dentures out too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Hog that cock!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Now she looks familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# With those magenta letters, you are really spoiling us

I think you'll fit right in. Just don't make all of your other posts about drugs lol.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# hahah:D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# naah.
I'll pass thanks.

Are they free?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# They smell like arse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I own one
it genuinely smells like a combination of weed and wet dog
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Do you own a dog?
...and smoke weed in your car by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I grow weed in my car
and set fire to a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I bet it's not like making love to a beautiful woman though is it...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# *hhhhmmmmmmmmmpppppphhhhhhh!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Dave!
I think I've found a solution for your piles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Grand! thanks
*adopts position*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ball gag?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# you could try one of these
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Ouchies!
It's like that Jonathan Creek episode all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# you mean the one with Ade Edmonson
where Julia Sawalha gets stuck in that vat of Blancmange?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# "Bend over and squeal like a pig!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# i wondered what michael barrymore was up to these days
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Regular porn just isn't enough for some people any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# New andrex product?
ace btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# The ONLY surefire way to get rid of those difficult clag-nuts
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# this is why you never made it as a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# you are a twisted man
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# GOATSE: the prequel

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)

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