(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:26,
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great as always
I recognise your stuff now before I see who's posted it *click*
(parsons**restrictions apply,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:01,
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Just made this for a friend as a peace offering...
gotten myself one of those situations where a mate has got in a serious huff over something I have apparently said to someone they know but they won't tell me what and won't talk about it 'cos 'You've talked enough' and now I have no idea what I'm apologising for and only know I have no clue what the problem could possibly be and hate losing friends that way.
Said that she had an issue with me but wouldn't tell me why or what it was. Turns out she was pissed off that I had started going out with a girl that wasn't her. Daft cunt.
a guy who i went to school with was a bit like that, got the arse for some reason when we were 17/18
and wouldn't even acknowledge me, even though he lived 4 doors away from me and we'd been friends since we were little.
got FB message from him a while back to find that he now off on 'the sick' and claiming dole.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:18,
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just tell this friend
you've said nothing bad about them and, if they won't tell you what you're supposed to have said, you're not going to believe them. you could also say that you want to track down this third person and have a little word with them about your supposed conversation.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:46,
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(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:58,
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (breaths) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ..... . . . . . . .
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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*closes photoshop*
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:15,
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*twitches at the lower case E*
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:08,
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Yeah lower case E always made me twitch too.
But doves - they were clean as a whistle.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:18,
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This flag, I keep mistaking it for the danish one.
Is it like the US confederate flag thingie? Friend of mine - originally from the UK now living in Sweden - had this one at his house, never got around to asking about it.
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:58,
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red cross = english flag.
union jack = UK flag.
EDIT: Danish flag is white cross on red background, btw.
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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Ah yes
Thanks
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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To remember it, think of the origin story
Of a Danish king in a white tabard who got bloodsoaked then took off his sword belt, revealing white stripes across his now red tabard.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:22,
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If you're not on a windup
it's the flag of St George, the flag of England, represented on the Union Jack by the big red cross in the middle, the other bits on the Union Jack being a white saltire on blue for Scotland and a red saltire on white for Northern Ireland. Wales have no representation because they're a bunch of Welsh-speaking trolls who the English conquered a millennium back.
Edit: If we're feeling over-sensitive the rest of us can get wound up by the English using the Union Jack at sports events where only England are playing. Same as we can get wound up by England flags being waved at the Olympics. Oddly, we rarely seem to get as wound up when Scottish flags are waved around.
Edit edit: The London Olympics will be fun if we do what seems likely and actually enter the football. We normally don't because at the Olympics we'd be entering a UK team -- and we don't play as the UK, we have four football leagues and four national teams, and FIFA occasionally threaten us with combining to a single national team. I believe we're going to field an English team as a UK team (which is only practical; the only Scot I can think of who'd get into the England team instantly would be Craig Gordon, so a UK team would basically just be England in red, white and blue). Then we can get offended either way. Wave a Union Jack and it's offensive cos it's an English team. Wave the flag of St George and it's offensive since they're playing for the UK. Jolly japes will be had by all.
Learned that when I was a few weeks in Hastings around age 9-10. The times I visited the following 20-odd years, I was busy drinking and going to concerts. Loud muzak, women and heavy drinking seems to be the route to ignorance.
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:09,
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Hey, I've not added any citations
It'd probably be very hard to. I'd just invent them, like all the times I've invented citations to back up my claim that Gary Lineker spent time in jail for telling a fake Sheikh that the Queen is a bit of an old slapper.
Slapped my forehead the moment I'd posted the question and wiki'd it.
Don't tell Boris tho, he was very kind typing all that up - and contributed a few nice points not wikiable.
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:14,
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hahahaha
i type fast and it's better than working out whether i'm out of the limits of an integration or not, which is not the most fascinating thing i've ever done.
plus i called the welsh a bunch of trolls and appeared to get away with it.
Frequently the last frame is replaced with an enormous grey rectangle. Not always true, and not here, but more than often enough to be a right pain in the arse.
Also; it's my comic's 5th birthday today :D 5 years of Squits!
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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Epic....
Oh I do hope nothing sexy happens :D I do hope we don't have to wait 'till next week to see the rest of this.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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I'm a bit confused. I have no idea what is happening.
Are you following this, cenaris?
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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Fighting in the rain
That's you need to know.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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OK, I've spazzed back.
They found Zalgo in the underground lake, then Kat banged her head, and then all this happened.
(?)
I liked it when there were denizens. I understood denizens...
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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I think it's a strange dream
Because Kat's suddenly gained the powers of Chun-Li and Vanity can shapeshift into air breathing sealife.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:54,
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dolphins?
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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She wishes
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:04,
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five years of the squits?
i bet you've got an arse like the japanese flag.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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I think I've lost a vital organ or two....
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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ahh its like batman with fox peoples !
(McDazzleKnows not what he does,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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All lovely and actiony
But hasn't this story arc been going on for about 6 months now? The bite-sized portions come very far apart, I've pretty much forgotten how this story started!
(Mr. OlearyMAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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Then Kit gets hit by lightning
which activates a dormant gene in her artificially modified DNA, turning her into a 40-feet-tall rampaging monster which can only be reversed when she eats jelly babies. Probably.
1) 40-foot monster - with boobies to match 2) An Eduard Khil tribute act 3) Psycho Kitty with psychic abilities 4) A lump of charcoal 5) Something with two personalities, each wrestling for control of the one body 6) A rather tasty slice of toast, spoilt by the addition of Marmite
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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FIGHT!
go on, kat, twat that bunny bitch! and congrats on your birtday thing!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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Congrats!
I'm approaching four years for my one. It's occasionally managed to be funny, but I'm nowhere near your drawing skills.
In my head this is going to end up with a Matrix style city-destroying battle, although I fully expect Hilary to turn into ominous ghostly goop at some point.
(Twice a week... Four years... Hang on, WTF have I been doing with my life?)
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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wanking?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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Well...
If you're offering.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:54,
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bugger that
i've just had my nails done!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:55,
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*buggers that*
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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COME ON TIM!
I would love to shout that at Andy Murray, the dour miserable git
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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Bindun
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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Really? At Wimbledon?
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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Yeah, I think it was a couple of years ago
just after Henman had retired. I was there, so don't know if it was picked up on TV. The crowd had a good chuckle, and I do believe Murray had a little smirk
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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He smirked?
so he does have a sense of humour
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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Only when he's had enough sausage
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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Ha Ha!
you loon
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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Hahhaha he should be the centre forward
He's great at putting the ball in the net...
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:37,
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hahahahahahaahahaha....
POW! Right in the kisser!
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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bwahaha
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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That's just messy
cliks
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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Haha ronaldo is a prick!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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See, I know nothing about footy so everything I make for this compo is a stab in the dark, for all I knew this guy's well loved and I just insulted his honour,
this GIF is pretty well known, if you look he's actually looking at his mate laid between them (you can see his face briefly at the start) who's chattin to him, but the unfortunate angle paints quite a different picture.
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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Personally, I'm looking forward to seeing Bulimia,
they have a solid midfield and that young striker could cause an upset as long as they don't just hoof it into the air all the time. But they do have trouble keeping it down.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:24,
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