Not surprised he's a capella, the band can't run fast enough to keep up
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:02,
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pfft! haha!
anyone know how to export an animated gif from after effects at b3ta quality and size?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:57,
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I like how Rooney's popping out to the side like a Kray brother.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:25,
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Bit of a TJ here
is there a way to search for a specific user on here?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:10,
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try googling their username
it'll most likely be on the first page
EDIT: your b3ta usertname is top of the first search page
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:13,
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EDIT: your b3ta usertname is top of the first search page
You can do a Google advanced search with the b3ta.com filter.
It'll pull up more than you want unless you also put in a few search terms
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:16,
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it's okay
i just remembered i left half a twix on the ledge yesterday! :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:28,
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Ah, ok
wondered if you lived on a cliff, for a moment there
; )
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:43,
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; )
i couldn't live on a cliff
i have an impulse control problem which would result in plummet-related death within a week
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:44,
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i'll have to keep an eye on you when your at the checkout at the supermarket.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:56,
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or you'll impulsivly by copies of hello and poor straight to video movies.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:05,
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you can't resist the impulse to jordan latest analplasty
the latest news on i'macelebritybigbrotherinthejungleonice83.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:00,
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For some strange reason, my girlfriend doesn't like chocolate
I, on the other hand, do.
(she also seems to enjoy football more than me)
Please advise.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:36,
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I, on the other hand, do.
(she also seems to enjoy football more than me)
Please advise.
you're ghey
and you're lady wears dungrees.
or she's a dolly bird and looking to become aSLAG WAG.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:42,
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or she's a dolly bird and looking to become a
Thing is
Mr Beadle had a tiny cock, yet on the other hand it was massive.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:46,
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Someone told me he was dead the other day
and I completely forgot about it. How about that.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:58,
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I thought it was the intimidation, violence and general hooliganism D:
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:25,
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you're a strange, strange person
but i do like the alien reference
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:03,
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ha, nicely mental
*sigh* i want to play, but as i'm avoiding photoshop based college work i'll have to find different meduims in which to procrastinate.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:04,
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You shoud draw me a picture.
It should be of a lego robot attempting to hug a disinterested baby monkey.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:16,
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great as always
I recognise your stuff now before I see who's posted it *click*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:01,
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Just made this for a friend as a peace offering...
gotten myself one of those situations where a mate has got in a serious huff over something I have apparently said to someone they know but they won't tell me what and won't talk about it 'cos 'You've talked enough' and now I have no idea what I'm apologising for and only know I have no clue what the problem could possibly be and hate losing friends that way.
Dontcha love gossip n drama queens... :(
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:43,
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gotten myself one of those situations where a mate has got in a serious huff over something I have apparently said to someone they know but they won't tell me what and won't talk about it 'cos 'You've talked enough' and now I have no idea what I'm apologising for and only know I have no clue what the problem could possibly be and hate losing friends that way.
Dontcha love gossip n drama queens... :(
Well you're not wrong, it's hard to keep respect for anyone when they behave so immaturely,
but I'll give it a go with offering an olive branch, and if they snap it off n spit at me for good measure, THEN I'll tell 'em to fuck off...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:03,
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Some girl at school did this to me.
Said that she had an issue with me but wouldn't tell me why or what it was. Turns out she was pissed off that I had started going out with a girl that wasn't her. Daft cunt.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:14,
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a guy who i went to school with was a bit like that, got the arse for some reason when we were 17/18
and wouldn't even acknowledge me, even though he lived 4 doors away from me and we'd been friends since we were little.
got FB message from him a while back to find that he now off on 'the sick' and claiming dole.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:18,
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got FB message from him a while back to find that he now off on 'the sick' and claiming dole.
just tell this friend
you've said nothing bad about them and, if they won't tell you what you're supposed to have said, you're not going to believe them. you could also say that you want to track down this third person and have a little word with them about your supposed conversation.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:46,
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Know that feeling
someone's not speaking to me at the moment. Fuck know's why. They won't tell me. haha. doncha just love tantrums
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:51,
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Horribly annoying isn't it? You like 'em and wanna resolve it, but they're behaving like a 12 yo insecure bitch,
which kinda lowers your opinion of them, plus ya can't defend yourself if it's complete and utter bollox of the 'He said you said I said' variety.
Yet SOOOO many people seem to favour this approach to such things *sigh*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:59,
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Yet SOOOO many people seem to favour this approach to such things *sigh*
Sounds to me like you're starting a rumour
but seriously, your mate sounds like a dick
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:02,
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Nah just venting a bit
hate this kind of thing, hate having to take it seriously, or else...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:41,
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Is the jpeg displaying? I have to host everything at b3tards 'cos I can't seem to load images on b3ta anymore.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:25,
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It didn't for a long time, but it is now. ;)
Yeah, b3ta hosting is really slow to upload, and b3tards seems really slow to display images at the moment. Catch-22.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:27,
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No goddamit it's fine
I don't want anyone fucking around with it if it isn't bust.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:41,
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Haha
Yes. Poor North Koreans, they're like the Amish except they don't get to have fifteen wives or grow epic beards
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:23,
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If anyone hasn't seen the vice guide to north korea
its an interesting watch:
www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:26,
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www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3
Well they are already dodgy :D
Rules say you need to have 3 keepers, but because nobody knows anything about them they tried to smuggle in a extra striker, telling Fifa he was a goalkeeper - news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8688593.stm
Dodgy fuckers I tell ye!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:29,
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Rules say you need to have 3 keepers, but because nobody knows anything about them they tried to smuggle in a extra striker, telling Fifa he was a goalkeeper - news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8688593.stm
Dodgy fuckers I tell ye!
I was orignally gonna put it onto the cover of
Kung Fu Hustle, but where would the fun in that be eh? ;)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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Falling Man was an awesome De Lillo novel
*clicks for next stop Hull*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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That's ...
That's really bad, Sushi. Really bad.
But I do see what you did there.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:14,
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But I do see what you did there.
Metaphors make everything OK.
That's why they asked them to show them on the doll.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:18,
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I love the way this bloke is still doing Irish Dancing on the way down....
* PUB TIME!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:16,
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* PUB TIME!
I'm pretty sure it is Harry Houdini,
judging by the fact that he is trying to extricate himself from a straight jacket.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:17,
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (breaths) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ..... . . . . . . .
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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Yeah lower case E always made me twitch too.
But doves - they were clean as a whistle.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:18,
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This flag, I keep mistaking it for the danish one.
Is it like the US confederate flag thingie? Friend of mine - originally from the UK now living in Sweden - had this one at his house, never got around to asking about it.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:58,
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red cross = english flag.
union jack = UK flag.
EDIT: Danish flag is white cross on red background, btw.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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EDIT: Danish flag is white cross on red background, btw.
To remember it, think of the origin story
Of a Danish king in a white tabard who got bloodsoaked then took off his sword belt, revealing white stripes across his now red tabard.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:11,
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it's not as good as ulster's red hand
guy enters a boat race and looks like losing it so he chops his own hand off and chucks it over the line.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:12,
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I thought that was the French tricolor
The blue was the officer's coat?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:22,
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If you're not on a windup
it's the flag of St George, the flag of England, represented on the Union Jack by the big red cross in the middle, the other bits on the Union Jack being a white saltire on blue for Scotland and a red saltire on white for Northern Ireland. Wales have no representation because they're a bunch of Welsh-speaking trolls who the English conquered a millennium back.
Edit: If we're feeling over-sensitive the rest of us can get wound up by the English using the Union Jack at sports events where only England are playing. Same as we can get wound up by England flags being waved at the Olympics. Oddly, we rarely seem to get as wound up when Scottish flags are waved around.
Edit edit: The London Olympics will be fun if we do what seems likely and actually enter the football. We normally don't because at the Olympics we'd be entering a UK team -- and we don't play as the UK, we have four football leagues and four national teams, and FIFA occasionally threaten us with combining to a single national team. I believe we're going to field an English team as a UK team (which is only practical; the only Scot I can think of who'd get into the England team instantly would be Craig Gordon, so a UK team would basically just be England in red, white and blue). Then we can get offended either way. Wave a Union Jack and it's offensive cos it's an English team. Wave the flag of St George and it's offensive since they're playing for the UK. Jolly japes will be had by all.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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Edit: If we're feeling over-sensitive the rest of us can get wound up by the English using the Union Jack at sports events where only England are playing. Same as we can get wound up by England flags being waved at the Olympics. Oddly, we rarely seem to get as wound up when Scottish flags are waved around.
Edit edit: The London Olympics will be fun if we do what seems likely and actually enter the football. We normally don't because at the Olympics we'd be entering a UK team -- and we don't play as the UK, we have four football leagues and four national teams, and FIFA occasionally threaten us with combining to a single national team. I believe we're going to field an English team as a UK team (which is only practical; the only Scot I can think of who'd get into the England team instantly would be Craig Gordon, so a UK team would basically just be England in red, white and blue). Then we can get offended either way. Wave a Union Jack and it's offensive cos it's an English team. Wave the flag of St George and it's offensive since they're playing for the UK. Jolly japes will be had by all.
Nope, I'd actually forgotten
Learned that when I was a few weeks in Hastings around age 9-10. The times I visited the following 20-odd years, I was busy drinking and going to concerts. Loud muzak, women and heavy drinking seems to be the route to ignorance.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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Hey, I've not added any citations
It'd probably be very hard to. I'd just invent them, like all the times I've invented citations to back up my claim that Gary Lineker spent time in jail for telling a fake Sheikh that the Queen is a bit of an old slapper.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:11,
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Slapped my forehead the moment I'd posted the question and wiki'd it.
Don't tell Boris tho, he was very kind typing all that up - and contributed a few nice points not wikiable.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:14,
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Don't tell Boris tho, he was very kind typing all that up - and contributed a few nice points not wikiable.
hahahaha
i type fast and it's better than working out whether i'm out of the limits of an integration or not, which is not the most fascinating thing i've ever done.
plus i called the welsh a bunch of trolls and appeared to get away with it.
now i'm going to go home and eat.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:15,
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plus i called the welsh a bunch of trolls and appeared to get away with it.
now i'm going to go home and eat.
My computer is really struggling to display animated gifs at the moment.
Which is pissing me off.
Does anyone else have this problem? Firefox 3.6.3.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:00,
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Does anyone else have this problem? Firefox 3.6.3.
Yeah, me too, Firefox 3.6.3 on a Mac
Frequently the last frame is replaced with an enormous grey rectangle. Not always true, and not here, but more than often enough to be a right pain in the arse.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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It's B3tards.com
Somebody oiled it's servers in the Gulf of Mexico
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:06,
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So as well as BP flushing my pension fund down the toilet, they're also messing with my b3ta experience?
DAMN YOU BP!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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It's their latest attempt to cap the well
Stuffing your pound notes and B3ta pictures into the pipe 1 mile under the sea
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:17,
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Me too with Swiftfox.
I blame Google, its that dopey picture breaking the worlds gifs
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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I blame Google, its that dopey picture breaking the worlds gifs
yeah what the fuck is up with google and those fucking pics today?
does it go back to being sane tomorrow or are they deliberately trying to drive away all their users?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:12,
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FIIIIIIGHT!
Also; it's my comic's 5th birthday today :D
5 years of Squits!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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Also; it's my comic's 5th birthday today :D
5 years of Squits!
Epic....
Oh I do hope nothing sexy happens :D
I do hope we don't have to wait 'till next week to see the rest of this.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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I do hope we don't have to wait 'till next week to see the rest of this.
I'm a bit confused. I have no idea what is happening.
Are you following this, cenaris?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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OK, I've spazzed back.
They found Zalgo in the underground lake, then Kat banged her head, and then all this happened.
(?)
I liked it when there were denizens. I understood denizens...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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(?)
I liked it when there were denizens. I understood denizens...
I think it's a strange dream
Because Kat's suddenly gained the powers of Chun-Li and Vanity can shapeshift into air breathing sealife.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:54,
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five years of the squits?
i bet you've got an arse like the japanese flag.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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All lovely and actiony
But hasn't this story arc been going on for about 6 months now? The bite-sized portions come very far apart, I've pretty much forgotten how this story started!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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I'll cheer you up with some more dog "milking"
/last ac, I'm fucking off early before today kills me.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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/last ac, I'm fucking off early before today kills me.
Congrats to you and SA!
and I say nay to the nay-sayers...NAY!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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Why is it sometimes raining in your images?
EDIT: Could you also please explain whose legs are whose in the second pic?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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EDIT: Could you also please explain whose legs are whose in the second pic?
"tackle" is a very odd sound effect, more like they should be falling backward
through a particularly heavy bead curtain.
Ah, hold on, its what they are doing... so what's "Kroom"ing?... and if that's the lightning sound effect, why is the fight in silence?!
Would you like to hire me as your continuity expert?
;D and Happy anniversary
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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Ah, hold on, its what they are doing... so what's "Kroom"ing?... and if that's the lightning sound effect, why is the fight in silence?!
Would you like to hire me as your continuity expert?
;D and Happy anniversary
Then Kit gets hit by lightning
which activates a dormant gene in her artificially modified DNA, turning her into a 40-feet-tall rampaging monster which can only be reversed when she eats jelly babies.
Probably.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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Probably.
then... right... they can fly a small vessel into her vagina...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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Inner Space was like that I think. Almost. Certainly would have been better.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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maybe the vessel could... y'know... plant explosives in her ANIMAL VAGINA
which gives her an orgasm and the SEXY ANIMAL GUSH floods America
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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So what will she transform into
1) 40-foot monster - with boobies to match
2) An Eduard Khil tribute act
3) Psycho Kitty with psychic abilities
4) A lump of charcoal
5) Something with two personalities, each wrestling for control of the one body
6) A rather tasty slice of toast, spoilt by the addition of Marmite
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:24,
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2) An Eduard Khil tribute act
3) Psycho Kitty with psychic abilities
4) A lump of charcoal
5) Something with two personalities, each wrestling for control of the one body
6) A rather tasty slice of toast, spoilt by the addition of Marmite
and it has an abnormal effect of he cat bewbs
as she stands up she proudly displays a sixpack of huge feline bresticles.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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FIGHT!
go on, kat, twat that bunny bitch!
and congrats on your birtday thing!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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and congrats on your birtday thing!
Congrats!
I'm approaching four years for my one. It's occasionally managed to be funny, but I'm nowhere near your drawing skills.
In my head this is going to end up with a Matrix style city-destroying battle, although I fully expect Hilary to turn into ominous ghostly goop at some point.
(Twice a week... Four years... Hang on, WTF have I been doing with my life?)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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In my head this is going to end up with a Matrix style city-destroying battle, although I fully expect Hilary to turn into ominous ghostly goop at some point.
(Twice a week... Four years... Hang on, WTF have I been doing with my life?)
Huzzah! & congratulations!
*sips champagne & toots kazoo*
Here's to another glorious 5!
Seriously, thanks -- SA is one of the joys of b3ta.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:25,
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Here's to another glorious 5!
Seriously, thanks -- SA is one of the joys of b3ta.
TJ: I hope my pension's invested on the German stock exchange...
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Yeah, well it's probably all in BP shares like the rest of ours.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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COME ON TIM!
I would love to shout that at Andy Murray, the dour miserable git
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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Yeah, I think it was a couple of years ago
just after Henman had retired. I was there, so don't know if it was picked up on TV. The crowd had a good chuckle, and I do believe Murray had a little smirk
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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Hahhaha he should be the centre forward
He's great at putting the ball in the net...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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From the people who brought you the Wayne Rooney commemorative crutches, the David Beckham commemorative crutches, etc etc
Nicely.
What about the John Terry commemorative Packet of 3?
The Stevie Gerrard commemorative knuckle duster?
The Ashley Cole Commemorative Decree Nisi?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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What about the John Terry commemorative Packet of 3?
The Stevie Gerrard commemorative knuckle duster?
The Ashley Cole Commemorative Decree Nisi?
I'll wait to see what unfolds durning the tournament.
Maybe the Fabio Capello commemorative P45...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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See, I know nothing about footy so everything I make for this compo is a stab in the dark, for all I knew this guy's well loved and I just insulted his honour,
this GIF is pretty well known, if you look he's actually looking at his mate laid between them (you can see his face briefly at the start) who's chattin to him, but the unfortunate angle paints quite a different picture.
Luckily for us! ;)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:47,
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Luckily for us! ;)
you aren't the only one who knows little about footy!
but I bet you know more than this guy!
b3ta.com/links/Daily_Fail:2
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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b3ta.com/links/Daily_Fail:2
Personally, I'm looking forward to seeing Bulimia,
they have a solid midfield and that young striker could cause an upset as long as they don't just hoof it into the air all the time. But they do have trouble keeping it down.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:24,
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how can someone who preens and takes care of himself so much..ever be gay?
haha :D
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:35,
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haha :D
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